Chaotic Demon, Meet Some Cuddlys

by thatonecoffeemachine

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Main 6, Discord, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Princess Luna, Comedy
Length: 7223

Bill has been defeated. Again. And as the kind of person he is, he wasn't going to be the type to mope around in his 'imprisonment'. So, Discord, long time no see?

Credit for artwork: Marcia

Bill Cipher, a dream demon capable of extraordinary things, was helplessly defeated by two kids, banished to stone. However, mad he may be of the outcome, he wasn't going to wallow in his feelings for another thousand years to come. No, instead, he decided to move on from where he left off and go somewhere else to.....ease his mind. Maybe his old buddy Discord wouldn't mind a short visit, wouldn't he?

Published 2018-06-10 01:00:06 UTC
Last updated 2018-09-20 06:32:05 UTC

Bill Goes to a Cottage.

"Why don't I make some tomorrow so you could try it? It's nice, I promise." offered Fluttershy as she tried to convince Discord that carrot cake is actually good.

"I'm not trying it, and you can't make me." said Discord as he crossed his arms. "Who was the one that invented that choice of mixing veggies into cake? I want to find that scoundrel and have a talk with him about how he ruined desserts."

"Oh, Discord. I'm not making you try it. I just thought that you might like some. To see that it's not that bad. It's actually pretty good. In fact, even-"

The conversation was interrupted with the sound of knocks on her front door. "Oh, who could that be?"

She walked to the front door to open the door. Discord followed along to see who had came to visit. He didn't remember Fluttershy saying anything about guests coming over.

She opened the door. "Hel-" She looked out to see Bill. "....lo."

"Hey there, Fluttershy! How's it going?" said Bill nonchalantly. Fluttershy looked at him, not knowing what or who he is. And to suddenly hear him say her name, she felt scared.

"Uhm.....h-how did you know m-my name?" stammered Fluttershy.

"I don't know, must've read it in a book or something." he then looked over to Discord who was peering from behind. He was on four legs so it was hard for him to see. "Discord! Buddy!"

Discord heard his name and the familiar voice that said it, which made him teleport out of the cottage and suddenly right in front of Bill. "Bill?"

"Discord!"

"Bill!"

"Discord!"

"Bill!"

"Discord!"

"Bill!"

"Um, Discord who is this?" asked Fluttershy, interrupting the weird name repeating thing that they were doing.

Bill hugged Discord as he chuckled, ignoring the pegasus's question. "Haha missed you, you large mess! Where've you been?"

"Just been in this dimension. Wrecked chaos, trapped in stone, escaped, trapped in stone again, sunbutt releases me, wreck chaos, ponies try to reform me yatta yatta, and now I'm here."

"Really now?" said Bill in surprise. "You've been through rough times, my friend. I had it softer. Like eh, per say, summoned by a guy named Stanford and made a deal with him letting me use his mind and control him, tricking him and his college buddy Fiddleford into making a gateway to the Nightmare Realm, letting his friend take a peek at what's at the other side," he said with slight tone change at the word 'peek. "Watching Stanford fall into the portal himself, after a few years of being alone getting summoned by a kid named Gideon, kid has a dream of stealing the shack where Stanford used to live in's deed, but in return help me with my plans, we shake on it, but then everything was ruined by two kids! Both of em the niece and nephew of that guy, Stanford! Like why? And how?! HOW?!" he shouted in frustration as he turned red with anger, scaring Fluttershy.

"Y-you know what? Maybe I should go inside and let you t-two catch up. Okay? Okay!" she said quickly as she answered her own question and rushed inside and closed her cottage door.

Discord looked at the cottage door and shrugged. "Then what happened?"

"Well, although they ruined my plan, I was indeed impressed. Pine twins beating me was certainly a memory that I would not want to forget. So I left them, but with a warning. Warning them that a mysterious darkness will fall on them one day, taking everything they once loved and cared for."

"I've been watching them ever since. That's when I saw another opportunity rise. Stanford's nephew, Dipper, Pinetree as I like to call him, found Fiddleford's old laptop. And when I saw him try desperately to guess the password, I thought 'hey, maybe I could get something from this'. So I tried. And he refused. It was when the laptop decided to count itself down that he realised that he really needed the password, and he accepted my offer, finally. I made a deal with him, giving him a password and in return, a puppet of my very own."

Discord was confused. "A puppet?"

"A puppet. His sister, Mabel, aka Shooting Star, was hosting a puppet show that night, so basically their room was filled with puppets. But, I wasn't interested in those puppets, the fact that he quickly deduced as he shook my hand, agreeing to the deal, and I took his body as my puppet!" he laughed. Discord chuckled too.

"But that's not the best part! Best part is, when I took his body, I smashed the laptop right in front of him! Haha! You should've seen his face! He was all like 'oh no! my laptop's busted'!" he laughed again.

Discord lowered his laugh as he kinda felt pity for the kid. Which was something that he started feeling ever since he was reformed. He felt pity for mocking others and terrorising them, even though he still did it. "So, uh hehe, is there a reason for wanting to terrorise this guy's family or is it just about revenge?"

"Well," started Bill. This was the question that he's been waiting for. That and being able to explore the town and look for that weird pastry shop. "I'm looking for a journal. And not just any kind of journal, Stanford's journal."

"It has all the information that I need to warp the Nightmare Realm with the real world and finally take over the world! Hahaha!" he starts laughing maniacally.

"And how did that go?" asked Discord. The plan did sound good. He wondered if it payed off.

"Well...." he looked at his hands. "Well....." he tightened his bow, "Well....." he said as he looked down to the ground, and suddenly turned red. "THE PINETWINS RUINED IT!" His anger erupted as his eyes filled with flames, his hands generating flames of their own too. Making it worse, he blasted a tree into flames that was right in front of the cottage.

Discord gulped. He snapped his talon as he made a bucket full of chocolate milk and poured it onto the flames to put it out.

"Calm down now, buddy. Deep breathes, deep deep breathes." he said as he patted the back of the triangle demon, with mittens on in case he would accidentally burn himself.

Bill slowly came down, turning back to his original colour. "Okay, okay, okay, okay, oooookay. I'm calm." he said as he took deep breaths like Discord has advised him to do. "But it still bugs me that TWO BRATTY KIDS COULD OVERTHROW ME!" he said as he lifted the tree trunk telekinetikaly and threw it towards the bridge that was also a few meters in front of the cottage. Discord was ready for that since he had casted a spell that would make anything inside and outside of the cottage unbreakable.

He then generated his trusty cane and began to bang his forehead with it. "Stupid. Kids. Stopping. Me. From. Throwing. Endless. Parties."

Discord looked at his friend with pity. "Is there any way that I could make you feel better?"

Bill stopped his head hitting and looked at Discord. "Well, there is one way. Is there a bakery nearby?"

Author's Note

I like doritos.

Bill Is Bored.

Yep. Just like what the chapter title had said, Bill Cipher is bored.

He is now but a statue, well actually inside the statue since he could still float around in there for some reason. But even tho he's not a statue physically, it's still quite boring in there and a pain to think about.

"Ughhhhh......" grumbled Cipher as he floated around in circles. "....welp. I got nothing." he then pointed a finger into the vast darkness of the 'sky'. "Screw you, pinetree! I'll get you for this! You and your dumb excuse of a sister! I'll get you! I'll get you both!........"

He then looked down at the never-ending vast of darkness. "......as soon as I find a way out of here. Jeez, didn't know that getting trapped in a statue would be so boring. Is this how Discord feels?" he said as something clicked in his mind.

".....Discord. Hey, never heard from him anymore. Where's that numbskull been eh?" he said as he looked around. "Damn this place is dark. I need some light in here."

He then floated up a little and looked down. Down at nothing. "I say let there be light!" he said as he waved his hands around at the air. And it really did work as it became brighter. Which surprised Bill.

"....huh. It worked." he said as he looked at his hands. "It worked.....it worked.....it worked! It really worked! Haha! I still have magic in this place! Haha!" he laughed. He then stopped. ".......I really gotta stop talking to myself. Hey, if I have magic, that means..." he then tried to snap his fingers. Nope. He can't get free that easily.

".....crud. Well. I didn't really want to get out anyway." he said as he crossed his arms. He then thought about his old pal again. "Hmm......if I can't escape from this hellhole here, could I just teleport myself into another dimension and come back?" he thought. "But then, I could only terrorise Gravity Falls. What about the other places? What about Japan? I really want to go to Japan."

"Now that I think about it, I don't even want to terrorise Japan. Seems like a nice place. Anime." he said as he suddenly day dreamed about meeting Hatsune Miku in person. He then realised that he was dreaming and shook his head. "Thoughts are weird."

He then made a table appear and sat on it. "Screw chairs. Hmm....." he thought as he looked at the table surface he was sitting on. "What dimension is he from again? I wonder if he misses me, heh."

He then made a weird bubble appear. In the bubble shows a variety of different dimensions. He swiped around it and started window shopping for dimensions.

"Hmm......" he said as he searched. He saw a dimension with nothing but penguins in it. "Uhhhhh.....no." He swiped and then saw a dimension with pizzas walking around. "Hmm........nein." He swiped again. And again. And again. "Nope. Nein. Nadda. Nyope. No. Uh-uh...."

This time after he swiped, he saw a dimension full of ponies. They were all nice to each other, some giving each other way while walking through the town and some even helping others to carry stuff. "Hmm.......interesting...." although how sickening the niceness there is, he seemed to be interested in it, not because it's filled with ponies, but because-

"Caaaaake." he mused as he was mesmerised by a large looking gingerbread house thing. Inside was filled with pastries such as cupcakes, cakes, cookies and whatever sugary treats you could name.

"What is this large diabetes-giving looking building? And why there a weird large pink grasshopper in it?" said Bill as he saw a pink thing jumping around everywhere. He zoomed into the dimension window to examine the pink thing a little bit better.

"Hiya! Nice to meet ya! Here ya go! Oh hiya you! You too!" said Pinkie as she zoomed from one table to another greeting everypony.

".....how does that thing do it?" noted Bill. That looks impossible for a pony to do. Is the thing even a pony?

"Hmm.......welp! Guess I'll go here. Oh wait.." he paused his excitement as he remembered. "I was supposed to be looking for Discord." he said. But he really wanted to visit this odd place, although how sickening it is.

"Discord, Discord, Discord. Where are ya at?" he then started to search through the bubble. He clicked something on the bubble and a mini version of himself appeared on the screen.

"Hello Bill!"

"Why hello to you too, Bill! So what's cookin', good lookin'?"

"Oh, Bill! You flatter me! So, what you lookin' for?"

"I'm lookin' for my old friend. He's uh, Discord. Heard of him before?"

"Why of course I've heard of him. I'm you, remember?"

"Oh yeah, you are! I forgot that I was that good looking too."

"Hokay!" said mini bubble Bill as he began to search through the bubble himself, making the bubble spin. "Woah woah woah woah woah!"

The original Bill watched as mini bubble Bill finally stopped spinning the bubble. "Here he is!" said mini bubble Bill as he pointed to a window dimension. In that window was a cottage. "Hehe. I feel sick. I'm going home." said mini bubble Bill as he generated a suitcase out of thin air and an 'out for lunch' sign that he hinged on the bubble, sheltering the bubble.

"See ya later, handsome." said Bill as he took the sign off and looked into the window. "Hmm....... what's the fella doing in a cottage? A girly cottage even."

Bill then zoomed into the window and entered the house. He then saw what he could not believe he's seeing.

"I tell you, that penguin certainly did seem frightening. But what was even more frightening was the cake that he made! I mean, raisin cake? Who puts raisins in cake?! That just ruins it!" said his friend, Discord as he sipped on his tea cup. A buttermilk coloured pegasus giggled as she took a sandwich from the tray of sandwiches placed on the coffee table in front of her.

"Oh, Discord. Some ponies really do like raisins in their cake. During Hearth's Warming, it's a tradition for ponies to make fruit cake."

"Fruit cake?! That's even worse than just raisins! Now they're putting in the whole fruit bowl's worth of fruit! What's next? Veggie cake?"

"Well, there's a thing called carrot cake-"

"Carrots too?!"

Bill watched the scene in shock. His friend is not out there causing chaos and 'ruling the world' like he said that he would. "....what is going on in there?"

But then he realised that it was a pony that he was talking to. Which means...

"Hey! This is the same dimension! And the same town! Welp, both a win-win I guess haha!" he said as he zoomed out of the window and exited the house. He then made a suitcase and his trusty cane appear. "Welp, old friend, here I come!"

Author's Note

Don't judge me.

Bill Goes to Sugarcube Corner.

".......so this is town, eh?" asked Bill as they were walking through town. They also heard a few ponies panicking thinking that Bill was a threat. Mainly because he was walking beside Discord. Only anyone who probably lost their marbles, aside from the mane six and the princesses, would be weird and foolish enough to even walk near Discord. Another reason is because he's a flying triangle shaped brick wall with an eye and a top hat along with a bow. ".......haha! I love this town! So where's that bakery?" said Bill as he scanned through the facilities.

"We're headed to Sugarcube Corner. Cause that's the only bakery that I know. And probably the only one in town." said Discord as he too scanned through to try and spot the bakery. "It looks like a gingerbread house, but not made of gingerbread, which disappointed me."

"Aww, I was really looking forward to eating it." said Bill as he wore a napkin around his triangular body and a fork and knife in his hands. "Now I got dressed for nothing."

"I know. Such a shame." said Discord. "But it is a bakery, which means that we could ask them to make one of the same copy as the bakery itself."

"It's not the same." whined Bill. "Where's the 'wow' factor? Where's the quality that makes it appetising?

"Indeed, you are right. But," said Discord. "Pinkie does make good bake goods. It's actually incredible. Not even I could make it that good. I've been trying to find out what she puts in them that makes them taste that good. But when I tried to spy on her, Fluttershy would scold me and say that 'Spying is bad Discord, I thought you better than that'". he mimicked the voice of Fluttershy.

"She advised me to ask her, and when I did, she'll be like 'I just add in what you add into any normal gingerbread. It's just the same'" he then mimicked Pinkie's voice.

"Hmm....." thought Bill. "Maybe she added a special ingredient?"

"I asked that too and she replied with lurve." said Discord as they both shivered in disgust.

"Ew. I lost my appetite." said Bill.

"But don't you wanna try any of her treats? To be fair, lurve actually makes it better."

Bill thought for a while. "Hmm....... It does sound tempting..... eh. Why not?"

"Great day to you too, Lyra!" said Pinkie as she waved goodbye to Lyra from behind the counter. Lyra was putting her box of cupcakes for a special party into her saddlebag before walking off, waving Pinkie goodbye as well before she left.

"Okie dokie, who's next~" she mused, before looking at the next customers. "Oh hey, Discord and Bill! What can I get ya?"

Discord was about to say something but then saw his friend look at her with the most confused look. ".......what. How did she- how did you- what?"

"It's Pinkie, don't question it." said Discord. Bill continued his confused look.

"But, how? How? Being the physic here is my job! Mine!" he said as he held Pinkie's face close to his. "Tell me, what is your secret?"

Pinkie instead giggled. "Your friend is weird, Discord."

Bill let go of her head. Still confused. But didn't care much as he wanted to try out one of her baked 'treats'. "Okay........I'll be watching you..." he said as he narrowed his eye.

"Okie dokie lokie!" said Pinkie. "Soooo, what can I get ya both?" she asked again.

Bill, with his eye still narrowed, asked slowly. "Soo. What do you have here?" he asked suspiciously.

"Oh, I can talk like that too! Well," she said with her eyes narrowed as well but with her smile still as wide as ever. "We have a special today. Do you wanna know what that special is? It's a very special kind of special." she said as she wiggled her eyebrows.

"You don't say. What is this special special and how special is this special special?"

"It's a very very very very special kind of special........aaaand it's carrot cake!" announced Pinkie finally.

"...hmm...interesting..." said Bill, still suspicious of the mare but interested in seeing this 'carrot cake'.

He then felt a tap on his back. He turned around and faced Discord. "..........I'm burning this thing down."

".........I'm coming with."

Twilight was walking through the town, with her trusty assistant Spike on her back, buying......... stuff.

"Quills?" asked Spike, holding a list and a pencil. Twilight thought for a while.

"Mm......we still have some at home, right?"

"Well, last time I checked, we only ha- woah, what's going on over there?" asked Spike as he pointed to a direction.

She looked to see where he was pointing to and noticed that ponies came running and panicking, and from the direction of where Sugarcube Corner is supposed to be.

"What is going....." she paused as she saw smoke in the air. Rainbow smoke. "......what?"

She quickly galloped to that area in search of the source of the smoke. "Is something on fire or.......something?" asked Spike.

"Let's......" she was then at the junction to Sugarcube Corner, but still in view if the bakery. The bakery was covered in flames, but Rainbow coloured flames. "........what? Rainbow coloured flames?....... THE BAKERY IS ON FIRE!" she said in panic suddenly as she realised that.

Spike looked at it with confusion but worry for the citizens in it. "Why are the flames Rainbow? And is everyone out of there yet?" asked Spike as he hopped off of Twilight's back and ran to the entrance of the bakery.

"Spike! Wait! That's dangerous!" yelled Twilight but she was too late as he entered it. She quickly galloped to the entrance but was stopped when she heard a familiar voice.

"Now how did that happen?" asked Discord in a worried tone to his pal, Bill.

"Why I don't know, Discord. How did this happened?" asked Bill in a concerned tone.

Twilight's left eye lid twitched. She then turned to face Discord. "DISCORD, YOU TRIED TO BURN DOWN THE BAKERY?!"

"Now, now there, Twilight. What did Celestia teach you about accusing others?" scolded Discord as he shook his talon at her.

"So this is Celestia's student?" asked Bill, looking at her in disappointment as he leaned against Discord's shoulder with his elbow on it.

"Indeed she is." replied Discord.

Author's Note

Carrot cake.

Bill Meets Twilight.

"What gives you the idea in your right mind that burning the bakery is a good idea!? What would Fluttershy think of this!?" yelled Twilight.

Discord's ears drooped. But Bill just chuckled. "Who cares about what a pony thinks? Right, Discord?" he saw Discord looking down frowning. ".....oi dei. I really did miss alot. Have you gone soft or somethin'?" asked Bill as he poked his friend, his finger going through him like the most softest pillow in the world.

Bill gasped. "You have! What?! This isn't you!" he then lifted Discord's head to look into his eyes, which were still glued to the ground. "Pal! Come on! Speak to me!"

He then pointed to Twilight. "What have you my friend, Twilight?! You brainwashed him didn't you?! DIDN'T YOU?!" he said as he faced Discord. "Don't worry bud! I'll try to undo the brainwashing that she had done to you!"

"....who are you?" asked Twilight, confused at his outburst amd misunderstanding.

"None of you business, brainwasher! I won't let you brainwash me too!" he said as he snapped and made a tin foil hat appear on his head, also covering his top hat. "I'll be going now! And I'll be watching you just like I'm gonna watch that weird pink pony just in case you're gonna brainwash some other people! Brainwashing is our job! You job stealer! Good day!" said Bill as he snapped him and his amigo away.

Twilight just continued to stare at the same place that they were seconds ago, still so confused of the situation.

"Uhhh Twilight?" called out Spike. She heard her name and realised that-

"SPIKE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?!" yelled Twilight as she realised that her name got called from on top of the roof of the bakery. Which happened to be where most of the flames are, and Spike was in the flames.

"Well, uh, I discovered something." said Spike.

"And what is that 'discovery'? And also GET OFF THERE SPIKE THAT'S DANGEROUS!" yelled Twilight, not believing that he's up there in the flames and was still standing and not burning to death.

"Well heheh you wouldn't believe this but..." he waved his arms up and down in the fire. "....theeese are not real flames."

Bill and Discord then reappeared in a treehouse. Literally. Bill realised that the house is the tree itself.

".....this place really is strange. Right, Discord?" he called for his friend that was beside him. No response from him. "Discord?" he called again as he turned to see his friend still looking at the ground frowning. "Jeez Discord. Do you really care about that yellow pony that much?"

"I'm not upset because of that." said Discord finally. "I'm upset because she didn't like our surprise. Fluttershy said that ponies like gifts. So I helped the bakery get more sales by giving it something that would attract other ponies. WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT THAT?!" shouted Discord in frustration as Bill patted his back.

"Told you you should've used real flames." said Bill. He then looked around. "Where are we anyway?"

"We're in Twilight's house." replied Discord as he too looked around. Bill looked at him in confusion.

"Twilight lives in a tree?" asked Bill.

"I don't get it either." replied Discord as the two began walking around and exploring the tree-house.

Bill pulled out a book from a shelf and flipped through. "This pony sure do love books."

"Yep. This is Twilight's house we're in. Twilight's. The biggest nerd in the universe." said Discord as he went up the stairs to Twilight's bedroom.

Bill threw the book behind him and began to follow Discord. "This place is boring. And so is her personality. Like, come on! Lighten up a little."

Discord then hopped onto Twilight's bed. "I know, right? Twilight is such a joykill."

Bill too began to sit on the bed beside Discord. ".......this place is boring. I thought that it would be more fun than this."

Discord began thinking. "Hmm......."

"...Celestia and Luna lives here too, right?" asked Bill. Discord nodded.

"Do you want to have a little tour of their castle? It's free, personally by moí." said Discord.

"Hey, hey, hey! Sounds like a good idea! Wonder what's sunny's up to..."

"She just does her boring Princess stuff, as usual."

"Hmm......well lucky for her that we're coming over! Cause we got lives to ruin- ahm- lives to lighten! Haha!" said Bill as Discord snapped his talon and they dissappeared.

Discord reappeared again however. He snapped his talon and made all the books fly out of their shelves, making them fly around, some even hitting other stuff off tables and such. Discord snickered. "Serve her right....." before snapping himself away again.

Celestia was walking towards the balcony, which was already occupied by pegasus colt. His fur was red, he had yellow bowl-cut style hair and a cutie mark of a shoe. Celestia realised that he was there and sighed in frustration.

He was a foreign exchange student from 'Marelaysia'. And he could be a big of a hoofull. That's a problem if you don't understand Malay.

"Hello, 'Kaysut'. What are you doing here?" asked Celestia.

"Nama saya 'Kasut'. Apalah kau ni? Kaysut, Katsut, Lutsut lah." said Kasut in Malay.

"My apologies, 'Kaysut'. But um, I don't understand Malay." said the Princess. Kasut tilted his head in confusion. "Ehm, speak English?" said the Princess as she gestured him to speak.

"Oh! Okok. Sk'jap ah!" he said as he cleared his voice. "My a name is a 'Kasut'. Not a 'Kaysut', no. That's is a like DJ name. You know a DJ? Like wica-wica." he said as he mimicked the sounds of a DJ's CD scratching sound.

"I....." she raised her hoof to reply, pu put it down as she gave up. "Nevermind. Sorry for mispronouncing your name. So, uh, what are you looking at?" asked Celestia as she too looked out.

"'What looking at'?" he asked in confusion as he thought at first of what she was saying. After a while, he then understood. "'What' ialah 'apa', 'looking' ialah.....oh! Ohhhhh! Okok. Dah faham dah, faham." he said as he smiled that he had finally understood it. Celestia then tapped him and gestured to ask what he was looking at. "H-huh? O-oh. Ya kan. Uhhh......" he trailed as he pointed out at somethung shooting down from the sky. Celestia looked out at the shooting thing which looked like it was shooting towards Celestia. Kasut stepped beside a little. But before Celestia could react, it shot towards her and crashed into her with a crash.

"Eep!" she squeaked as it crashed into her. Cake crashed into her. A really large cake.

Kasut, with his hoof still pointing towards the cake, made an explosion sound as he saw his teacher under a large cake. "Powww. Cikgu telah meninggal dunia, ahamdulilah." he then made the sign of the cross and looked down. "Bye bye, teacher. See you at 'Syurga'."

Celestia's head suddenly popped out of the cake and breathed heavily, making the icing splat out everywhere. Even onto the student. When he saw that his teacher was still alive, he looked at her with wide eyes. "Ahamdulilah, cikgu telah terbangkit daripada kubur keknya. Allah telah selamatkan engkau, cikgu. Raikanlah nasib yang istimewa ini, cikgu! Allah!" he said as he raised his hooves into the sky. "Allah, tunjukkan diri Allah!"

Another creature too popped out of the cake. Two of em. Discord, who's hugging Bill, popped out of the cake and breathed heavily. Discord, without reacting any other way other than taking heavy breaths, he turned to Celestia with a smile. "Hello, Celly."

The student looked at them agape. Before starting to run towards them with great astonishment and started jumping around. "Allah!!!" he called the two unknown creatures. "Inikah engkau, Allah? Yang saya hormati dengan sayang yang besar." he said as he started to get close to them, stepping on the cake, hugged Discord and Bill and started sobbing hysterically. "Allah!!!"

Discord was startled by the sudden hug. Bill however was struggling to breath because he was in the middle of that hug. "C-can't.....breath....."

Celestia looked at them, not knowing whether to laugh or to cry. This day isn't going as great as she thought it would.

Author's Note

I drank a bottle of chocolate milk. What did you drink?

Bill Meets Some Religious Kid.

Bill Meets a Christian/Islam. He won't choose one.

"So what brings you two here today?" was the first thing Celestia had said after being hit by a cake. She was all cleaned up now. They were all now walking in the hallway.

Kasut was still clinging onto Discord and Bill, smiling and sometimes squeaking. His grip was a lot looser than before, so Bill is now able to breath and not suffocate to death. Discord is the only one who is able to move around. Except for his arms. He could raise them but the upper part of his arms are clamped against his sides because of the 'endearing' hug Kasut is giving them.

"Sheesh, Celly. Don't you miss me?" asked Bill. Celestia sighed.

"I might've a little, if you didn't decide to launch a cake at me."

"What is with ponies and hating gifts? It was a gift, Celly. A gift." responded Bill, feeling insulted.

"Whatever." she sighed. "I hope you two didn't cause any trouble anywhere."

Meanwhile in Ponyville, Twilight and her four other friends, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie and Rainbow were all walking towards Fluttershy's cottage to tell her the news of Discord and his new 'friend'. Half of the trip was just walking and searching for their friends, while the other half was trying to convince them that Discord really did have a new friend.

"So he's a flying triangle wall?" asked Rainbow.

"And yellow." reminded Rarity.

"Ok, a yellow flying triangle wall?"

"With a top hat, a bow and a cane." added Pinkie.

"I didn't remember any cane." said Twilight confused.

"Oh yeah. He didn't have his cane with him during our part of the story. Okay then, continue."

"......okay. There is no way in Equestria that anything like that exists." said Rainbow as she gave up even trying to believe anymore.

"But, Rainbow. He was real. He was together with Discord." said Twilight, trying to get her friend to believe.

"Twilight, this is Discord we're talkin' bout. Dis-cord. He probably made that 'friend' of his outta his chaotic... magic somethin' somethin'." said Applejack. "He was capable of making clones of himself, Twi. He could also be capable of making 'friends' for himself too."

"You're making him sound like he has no friends." laughed Pinkie.

Rarity scoffed. "Does he even have friends?"

"Everypony has a friend! Some are also imaginary! Isn't that right, Owly the Owl?" she asked at nothing as she looked to her side like somepony is actually there walking with her.

"Yeaa...... Pinkie you're just cuckoo." commented Rainbow.

"Heheh......yea." agreed Pinkie as she continued to hop all the way to the cottage. They stopped as they realised that Twilight had stopped as well.

"What is it, darling?" asked Rarity. Twilight looked at the scene in front of her with widened eyes.

"Take a look at it yourself." she said as they all looked at the charred tree trunk that was on the bridge, blocking them from crossing.

"What?! Who did this?! And why must it be my favourite tree?!" cried Pinkie as she sobbed onto Applejack, who rolled her eyes.

"I hope Fluttershy is alright!" said Twilight at once as she jumped into action and telekinetikaly carried the charred tree trunk away to the side. They were then able to cross without hesitation.

Twilight was the first one to reach the cottage and straight away knocked on the front door. "Fluttershy! Fluttershy? Or Fluttershy? Are you alright in there?"

It took a few seconds for the door to open. The meek looking pegasus popped her head out. "H-hello?" she said. When she realised that it was her friends, she sighed in relief. "O-oh. It's just you all. Come in." she said as she opened her front door widely for them. They all walked in.

Twilight rushed up to Fluttershy and checked her from the tip of her hooves to the hairs on her head. "Are you alright? Did anything happen?" she then pointed to the tree trunk that was by the road. "What happened there?"

"O-oh. I never noticed that. It was probably Discord and his friend. They were out here a while ago as I gave them some time and space to catch up. I guess they were really into their 'catching up'." she said as she glanced over to the tree trunk

"That doesn't matter. What matters is that you're fine." said Twilight, relieved that her friend was still in one piece. She looked back at the charred tree trunk. "So you know about Discord's 'friend'?" she asked.

"Uh, I was a little surprised when he showed up at my front door while Discord and I were having our tea party. I guess he knew Discord was here? Discord never mentioned about him before. I think from what I've heard, his name is 'Bill'?" said Fluttershy as she closed the door behind her. But Twilight held the door, making it unable to close. "Uhm, Twilight? Could you-"

"We need to send a letter to the Princess about him. Who knows? He might be a big threat to Equestria. And with Discord beside him, he'll be an even bigger threat!" said Twilight. Until she saw Fluttershy frowning at her. ".....what?"

"Sorry if I seemed rude but, are you saying that Discord is a threat to Equestria?" asked Fluttershy. "He's changed, Twilight. Don't you remember that?"

"Fluttershy, I didn't mean that. I just meant........" she paused as she thought again. Even she doesn't know what she had meant. ".......nevermind. Okay then, I'm sorry. But we still need to inform Princess Celestia about him."

A letter suddenly appeared in front of Celestia, who stopped walking as she took the letter and read it.

Dear Princess Celestia,
I'm writing this letter to inform you about Discord's 'friend' who arrived earlier this morning by Fluttershy's cottage. We don't know whether he is a threat or not, but we have some clues that say that he might bea creature full of great power, much like Discord.

He was a flying yellow flying brick triangle brick wall. Yes, that is exactly what I just wrote. He also had some features such as a top hat and a bow. And a cane. He also has one big eye.

He didn't caused any big trouble but he did might've burned a tree trunk that was in front of Fluttershy's cottage and threw it onto a bridge and started Sugar Cube Corner on fire but with fake rainbow coloured flames that still produce smoke which fooled some ponies, making them panic. We have no evidence that the first incident was his doing but during the second incident they were both there and had admitted to starting the fake flamed fire and panic.

I will send more information about him if we ever encounter them or him alone stirring up trouble again.

Your dearest student,
Twilight.

Celestia put the letter down and glanced at the duo (and the pegasus colt that was still clinging onto them) that was behind her. "So, already causing trouble for others?"

Bill shrugged. "Yep. You hoped for their well-being a little too late, hun."

Author's Note

I want macaroni now.

Bill is the other Lord Of Chaos

"So you're gonna send us hooome?" asked Bill as he clinged onto Celestia's right back leg. Clinging onto Bill's left leg was Discord. And, clinging onto Discord's neck was Kasut, who was still smiling and giggling like a drunk maniac. It was the next day.

Celestia was frustrated with them. Mainly because she had to do her duties with two chaotic magical lords that act as if they were 5 and ran round the castle and almost drowning them in pudding. And her student who was hanging on to them for dear life as they ran around. Which worried her. Not because he was hanging for dear life, but because she promised to make sure the kid stays in one piece otherwise she won't get her share of bits.

They bunked in the same bed as her, which now made her bed smell like pudding. Damn life is sucking so much for her right now.

"Bill. You don't even live there." replied Princess Celestia.

"I could if I want to..... I just don't want to." he said as he was dragged across the floor along with his friends. "Discord lives there."

"I do?" asked Discord in confusion.

"Don't you?"

"I don't know. I live in some void, I don't where the void is located at."

"....huh." was all he said as he was dragged. But he was then held to a stop as Celestia stopped walking. "......why did you stop?"

"We're heading down stairs now- Bill, Discord. Could you please stop holding on to me? It's really hard to walk." she said as she looked down the stairs. "And you don't expect me to drag you all down, do you?" she said as she glanced back. They all glanced back at her. Silence filled the room for a few seconds before the Princess sighed in frustration. She then immediately teleported them down the stairs.

Bill looked down and then looked up again at Celestia. "Indeed I didn't. That was a surprise indeed."

"......I need some coffee."

"What if she didn't get my letter? What if she got caught up and put the letter aside so now she doesn't know that a new entity is roaming freely? An entity with the same level of magic as Discord even!" said Twilight as she paced to and fro in her tree house. When she got back home yesterday she didn't even bother to question her flying books as she wrote the letter and sent it to Celestia. What's making her panic is the fact that Celestia haven't replied to get yet. "What if she doesn't read it in time and suddenly for all we know Equestria is in flames? What if- what if they did something to Celestia so that she couldn't read the letter and tell us how to-"

"Oh my gosh, Twilight. We've been over this." said Rainbow in an annoyed tone. "Celestia might've already read it. Maybe she knows what's going on and is trying to fix it. Maybe she just forgotten to tell you that. Or maybe they did catch her and lock her up or something." said Rainbow.

"That's reassuring." said Twilight as her left eye-lid twitched. Applejack knocked the back of Rainbow's head.

"Are ya tryna make her more worried than she already is?" said Applejack as Rainbow rubbed her head. "Twi, it's gonna be fine. Hopefully the Princess did manage to read it and maybe she had gotten the situation under control. Maybe she's just too busy to write you back." said Applejack.

Fluttershy too spoke. "Well, maybe she did. I had heard from Discord that he visits her often."

Twilight sighed. "Tell me about it. Oh, it's not like the Princess keeps sending me letters telling me about how bothersome Discord could be every. Single. Week." she said as she smiled like a crazy maniac.

They stopped as they were all startled by the sound of fireworks coming from outside. A knock then came to her door.

Twilight was confused but opened the door. She then tumbled backwards as a carpet rolled across her and into her house.

The sounds of trumpets blared as the sound of somepony clearing his voice could be heard. "Ahem. Presenting..... The Lord of Chaos, Discord, and.....th- the other, Lord of Chaos, Bill!" announced the voice as a golden chariot landed in front of Twilight's house.

Pinkie and Fluttershy helped her up and out from below the carpet as the rest looked at the golden chariot.

In the golden chariot sat Princess Celestia along with Discord and the flying triangle that Twilight knew as Bill.

Ponies who were around that area and others who came out of their houses to see what all the commotion was about looked at the two Lord of Chaoses. (Is that a word? Chaoses? Yea I'll just use it. I invented the word.) Although they only knew Discord, just by looking at Bill they all panicked as they ran away or into their houses.

As they all got out of the chariot, Twilight looked at them, not knowing whether to be relieved that the Princess might've had actually handled the situation herself or if she should freak out because the announcer had announced Bill as the 'other Lord of Chaos'.

Princess Celestia turned and looked at her two guests. "Did you two really have to announce your arrivals that way and attract attention?"

Discord looked around. He saw nothing. He also could've sworn that he saw a tumbleweed tumble around. "....what attention?"

"Why didn't moonbutt come?" asked Bill.

Celestia sighed. "She's sleeping, Bill. And you keep waking her up and bothering her and asking her if she wanted to do arts and crafts with you is not letting her do so."

"Do what? Arts and crafts?" asked Discord, making her groan in annoyance.

"Princess Celestia!" exclaimed Rainbow as she bowed down in respect. Her other friends, excluding Twilight, too bowed down in respect.

Twilight was just, frozen.

Princess Celestia walked towards and into her house as she looked at her bowing subjects and smiled. "You may all stand up now." And as she went in, a flying book flew towards her, making her dodge in reflex. As she looked around, she could see that a lot of her books were flying around and about. Her student's bed was also galloping around.

Everypony looked towards Discord and Bill. Bill looked at everything and turned to Discord, who raised his paw and claw in defence. "Erm.......I was.
........just making her house more lively?"

Bill floated beside Celestia and whispered into her ear. "He's not wrong about that." whispered Bill.

Twilight looked at them, back and forth at the Princess and at the two chaos bringers. ".......I'm tired." she said in a dazed tone as she fainted.

Author's Note

My favourite animal is a carrot.

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