It was a beautiful day in ponyville. The sun was shining, not that it does anything else, and the ponies were being gay(once again not really out of the ordinary), the only thing that stood out was a tall figure in a black cloak making its way toward the local tavern. A few of the ponies stopped and stared at the newcomer with unease. The person simply ignored them and walked into the tavern.

Once inside it looked around and saw about nine round tables with eight chairs each, six booths by the window, and four of those weird circle chairs that the author doesn't know the name of because he is a faggot. The cloaked one sat on one of the circular chairs, prompting the brown earth pony, that ran the tavern, to walk to the other side of the counter to serve him.

“Well, then stranger what can I do ya for?” The stallion asked the figure sitting...

*door opens*

“Hey “ Dracoking of memes” stop being a faggot and use my name already, you did give me a name, right?”

Of course, I gave you a name! It just wouldn't make sense to say your name until it had been asked of you.

“Well hurry the fuck up, before I whoop your ass!” *slams door*

Yeesh, why did I write him to be such a dick? Anyway …. back to the story.

“A drink, something strong.” The figure said.
“Hey, do you mind if I asked yer name, I just a got a sudden urge to ask you it.” The pony asked.

The figure then removed their hood to reveal that, he was a male with jet black hair that was spiked in a familiar way, he looked pretty much like a normal human but his eyes were a bit off.

“It's, not your fault our author is a bitch my name is...oh my god that's what you came up that’s with!?” He said snapping his fingers to freeze time before looking directly at me.

What?

“Kronos really?” He asked me.

Well, ya! your backstory is very reminiscent of the story of Kronos.

“Except the ones who betrayed me weren't my children, kinda falls apart!” He said glaring at me with his violet eyes.

Well, you were supposed to be called Cosmic Storm but I already used that for a different fic.

“You’re telling me that because of that little bitch Cosmic, I’m stuck with an emo ass name!” Kronos asked angrily.

Well ya!.... I guess. Um, could you tone down the fourth wall breaking? it might be kinda jarring for the readers, sorry dude but your no Deadpool.

“Fine but I better get to beat his ass in the tournament of power!” Kronos puffed.
That was supposed to be a surprise!

“And I was supposed to have a cool name! So fuck you!” He yelled before resuming the flow of time.

“Kronos, my name is Kronos.” He said happily as he flipped me off.

“That's an interesting name.” The pony said before handing(or is it hoofing?) Kronos a large mug filled with a yellow liquid.

“Ya, and it's just super,” Kronos said sarcastically as he drank from the mug.

“You could just change it if you don't like it.” The pony said.

“Trust me this about as original as this guy is gonna get, hell he didn’t even give you a name,” Kronos said continuing to drink.

“Actually my name is-” He began but was cut off by the door slamming open.

“Oh, how convenient.” Kronos chuckled.

“There's a monster attacking the village!” The yellow pegasus in the doorway screamed.

“Oh, this should fun to watch.” Kronos chuckled taking his drink and walking outside.

And sure enough, a huge hydra was destroying buildings all around ponyville, as a blue pegasus with a rainbow mane tried to stop it but kept getting swatted away.

Meanwhile, Kronos just kept watching while drinking from his mug.

“Wonder what it's doing here.” Kronos thought out loud.

“Wait why aren't you running?!” The pegasus asked frantically.

“Eh, it's not that big of a threat I could beat it easily.” He said finishing his drink.

“Alright go get em!” The pegasus cheered expecting him to fly in like a superhero.

“Nah it really none if my business,” Kronos replied going back inside to give back mug and walk back out to watch the “fight".
“But ponyville could be destroyed, ponies could bet hurt.” the pegasus pleaded.

“Sorry lady not my...problem,” Kronos said before seeing a small foal get trapped under a large plank as the hydra began to make its way in the direction of the helpless toddler. The foal screamed for its mother to no avail.

Kronos watched the foal for a few seconds before sighing.

“ I'm gonna have to do the right thing...damn it! Why do love foals so much.” Kronos before seemingly disappearing and reappearing next to the distressed infant.

He casually tossed the plank pinning the foal several feet, before picking him up. The foal whipped its head around to look at getting the strange creature that had picked him up. He looked at Kronos a bit before giggling and grabbing onto Kronos’s face with his tiny hooves.

“Ya ya, I get you think I'm the funniest thing ever.” Kronos chuckled before flying up into the sky.

The baby was a bit startled by this but seeing as it seemed to be a pegasus foal, he wasn't scared after all his mother had flown with him many times.

“Alright, which mare seems to be losing her shit the most?” Kronos asked out loud as he scanned the crowd of panicking ponies. Slightly above the crowd, was a purple alicorn frantically searching for something, while a yellow pegasus with a pink mane was trying to calm her down.

Kronos parted the foals incredibly fluffy mane to find that he had a horn, making him an alicorn as well.

Kronos smiled warmly, “So they aren't extinct that's a sigh of relief.”

He then floated down and to the now hyperventilating alicorn mare. And cleared his throat catching her attention.

“Excuse me, ma’am, I believe this bundle of joy belongs to you?” I asked her.

Her eyes locked onto her foal and she dashed forward with tears of joy in her eyes. She took the foal from Kronos, before squeezing in her hooves and grooming the young colt frantickly. The foal squirmed a bit trying to evade his mother's tongue. After she calmed down she turned to Kronos smiling warmly.

“Thank you so much for saving my little Dusk!” She with her eyes sparkling.

“Eh anyone would have done the same.” Kronos shrugged.

“Never less you've done me a service I won't soon forget.” The mare said with a smile. “Alright Fluttershy I need you get Dusk away from here and straight back when he's safe, I've have to stop that hydra!” She said handing the foal to the yellow pegasus.

“Alright, Twilight I'll do my best,” Fluttershy said zipping away with the foal.

“You should probably get out of here it's getting dangerous,” Twilight said to Kronos.
“Nah it was pretty dumb of me to forget that there would probably be fouls in this town,” Kronos said has he began to stretch. “ Looks like I'm gonna have to kick its ass.”

Twilight laughed, “Good one, we already tried Fluttershy’s stare, and Rainbow Dash’s sonic rainboom on it, what are you going to do?”

“I'm gonna punch it really hard,” Kronos smirked.

“What you're insane! I can't you just waltz on up to that thing.” Twilight said in dismay.

“Whatever that thing is it's getting stronger by the minute the longer we stand here flapping our gums the harder this is gonna get to take down,” Kronos said before taking flight towards the monster leaving Twilight in his dust.

Kronos hovered before the creature smirking a bit, “Hey ugly over here!”

The hydra stopped and served its many heads towards the newcomer. It hissed at the being before one if its heads tried to bite him. The head opened its jaws and clamped down on...air? It turned around and saw Kronos floating behind it still smirking.

“What's wrong too big slow to hit me?” Kronos taunted.

It roared and charged the man trying to bite him with eight heads, each one thrusting forth at blinding speeds. Kronos causally dodged every single head before yawning loudly.

“Alright, I think I've jacked around long enough,” Kronos said before redying a punch.

The hydra charged at full speed but sent flying several feet by just that one punch. It struggled to its feet as it tried to catch it breath.

“Time to end this, it's your own for attacking a village reason,” Kronos said shaking his head. “Begone! Big Bang...ATTACK!” He said as he fired a sphere of blue energy that collided with the beast vaporizing it instantly.

“How boring and here I thought I would a get decent warm up.” Kronos sighed.

“Whoa that was AWESOME!” the rainbow-maned mare said getting obnoxiously close to my face.

“Get me out of my face.” Kronos glared.
“Oh sorry!” The mare said backing and blushing a bit. “It’s just that it was like ‘Roar’ you were ‘come at me bro’ and I was like totally gonna swoop in and kick his butt for you but you beat me to it.”

“Ya whatever you say, kid,” Kronos said as he defended to the ground.

“Wow, you were actually serious!” Twilight said in shock as she walked up to me.

“Hmph, I don't brag I state facts,” Kronos said with a small smile.

“Thank you...again, wow you really are proving to be quite helpful, I'm sure we’ll be great friends in no time,” Twilight said with a smile.

“I'm sure we would if I planned to stick around,” Kronos said walking past her.

“What do you mean, wait are you not going to stay here in ponyville!?” Twilight asked in dismay.

“Sorry, Lady I'm a vagabond, I don't like staying in one place for too long,” Kronos said.

“Oh come on surely you can stay for just a few days, we could use some around here! These monster attacks have been getting more frequent and without the elements, we have no chance against them!” Twilight pleaded.

“Ugh fine but only for a few days, then you're on your own,” Kronos said sternly.

“A good you stay at my castle.” She said pointing at the giant crystal tree in the center of town that was somehow untouched.

“Oh no, the tree of product placement!” Kronos said dismay.

“Wait …. what?” The girls asked in confusion.

“Oh, nothing I'll just sleep in a tree,” Kronos said.

Twilight gave a look before smiling smugly, “ So glad stay at tree castle that is technically a tree.”

“No, I meant a straight tree.” Kronos retorted.

“But all trees are straight,” Twilight said in confusion.

“Obviously not!” Kronos said motioning to the tree.

“Wait...did you just calm my tree house gay!?” Twilight yelled.

“Yes, yes I did,” Kronos said Rainbow laughed hysterically.

“You will as stay with me at my tree,” Twilight commanded.

“No,” said Kronos.

“Yes,” said Twilight.

“No”

“Yes”

“No”

“Yes”

“No”

Twilight eyed Kronos for second before saying, “No.”

“Yes...Dammit!” Kronos said.

“Oh good, I'm glad you agree,” Twilight said as Rainbow died from laughter.

Kronos and Twilight then headed to castle meeting up with Fluttershy along the way, who had forgotten what she supposed to be doing so she ended up just giving Dusk back to Twilight.

They turn sat down for dinner.

“Are forgetting something,” Twilight asked as the ate.

Kronos then remembered that they had forgotten Rainbow. “ Nothing important.”

Author's Note

A lot of people rant gonna like this fix, yes it has an op of whose main inspiration was Deadpool. I don't expect a ton of support I just want criticism to stay constructive and mature.