Hi! My name's Starshot! You may remember me from Cloud's of Ecstasy? Maybe? No? Well, whatever. This is my story, and my time to shine!

I work as a pizza delivery boy, and the strangest thing happened to me on my run today. I won't tell you what it was yet, but once you find out, you're gonna laugh. The problem is, it's been on my mind ever since, and I just don't know what to do with myself anymore. Maybe I need help in figuring it all out. Well, we'll see where this goes.

This adventure is part of Calico64's Ranchtown series, so check out his page for more stuff like this.

Oh, and this story will probably get pretty dirty, so don't read it at work. You could lose your job.