Mike's miniature schoulder ponies
Mike was walking to his school. He was a 17 years old british boy, who was living in London. He didn't had friend in high school, because nobody wanted to became a "gay" child's friend. Of course he wasn't that. However after the class realized he was the fan of My Little Pony, they started ignoring and bullying him. The big part of the class just didn't wanted to speak to him, but they had no heart to make fun of him. Unfortunately some guys were as rude as they always bullied him in school. Mike in the first time ignored them and acted like they were invisible. It didn't work. Those idiot boys everytime found out how to make Mike angry.
Soon Mike ran out of ideas. He even fought with them and tried to fight back to their sore words, but nothing. He couldn't take it anymore. There was a time, when he hid somewhere in the pause between two lessons. It worked, but it wasn't the right solution, because his enemies found him every single day. The bullying students knew him as the "puny purple pony piss punk" and the "moron gay boy".
After a year, came the perfect solution for our poor protagonist. Even if it wasn't usual. Mike at the first sight thought he hallucinated. It was unbelievable. Mike started seeing miniature MLP characters day to day. And not the mane six, the princesses or the background ponies. Those two, who he started seeing were unique. Also they could speak in english. They were two pegasus ponies. One of them, who was called Heaven Mane was a female pony with white fur, yellow eyes, mane and tail. She was a cute little angel. She was very kind, good and honest. The other one was her absolute opposite. He was a red and black colored pony called Burning Anger. He was evil and bad, like a demon, or devil.
They appeared on the boy's two shoulders and started communicating with him. Because of the bullying people, Mike became shy, timid and this is why Heaven Mane and Burning Anger presented themselves. Their aim was making Mike stronger and more powerful. As the shoulder angels and devils do, they told him advices when he needed them. Because of them, the boy started changing. However they can be irritating too. When they were arguing, just Mike could stop them and make peace between each other. Nobody else could do it, because they were invisible for the other people. They were like two tiny pony parents.
And the boy didn't just stomached them, he must take care of them. They're not very easy cases.
So it was a usual day to him. He was walking along the street, close to the high school. He had 20 minutes before the first lesson, so he walked a little bit before he went into the school building. And he wasn't alone. Heaven Mane and Burning Anger were sitting on Mike's shoulders, as they always did, and looked around in the huge and beautiful world of humans. Under the walk, they were speaking with each other and with Mike too.
"And how much lessons will you have today, Mike?" Asked the cute little angel pony.
"Seven. This is the worst day in the week." Mike answered.
"Would you like to hang out of school? After the next week there'll come the summer holiday. Why don't you skip a day?" Asked Burning Angel with an evil smile.
"You're right, but he can take the last five days, can't he?"
"Of course he can't. That idiot school can go to hell. It your place, Mike, I would go somewhere far away from studying."
"I won't go anywhere, Burning! I can take these days, thanks. I could take years in there, so a week means nothing to me."
Then, Burning answered. "And under these lessons what will your class do?"
"Watch films, play and have a good time."
"Yes, indeed." Heaven Mane said. "You'll have a great day there. And after the last day, you'll be free."
At that moment, Burning Anger started laughing frightfully. "A great day! Yes. What a great day, when you can prank your enemies. You can put poison in their water bottle under the lesson, or weigh them down on the toilet. That would be so mad! What if you shrink them down and eat them, or....or you lock them into their own cadinet in the corridor? Oh, I can't wait for it!"
"Ooooor he can just avoid them." Answered the tiny angel pony from the other side with a smile.
"You little party crusher! Avoiding people is a big bullshit! Why can't Mike be so evil?" Asked the devil pony, who became a bit more angry.
"I already told you! Because being evil is not good behavior. Didn't you learn anything from the past?" Under the next sentence Heaven Mane started caressing Mike's one ear. "I can't imagine how can this good boy be so bad. He is a good child!"
"OH YEAH? Hey! I'm Heaven Mane! Look at me, I'm an innocent little angel, who loves filling her belly with a bunch of candy! Look at my tiny wings! I love playing idiot games and being so kind-hearted! My job is arguing with poor Burning Anger! I'm such a silly pegasus!"
"Stop it, smart aleck!' Yelled the injured white pegasus to Burning Anger, who was sitting on Mike's other shoulder.
"Make me!"
"OK, it's on!"
Heaven Mane then suddenly opened her wings and flew up. Moments later she hit the tiny demon pegasus, who surprised at that second. The two of them fell down from their sitting place. In the air they started fighting. Mike quickly looked around to be sure nobody can see him, if he catches the two tiny ponies and speak to them. Fortunately the street was empty. With his two hands, Mike quickly caught them. Each of them were in his palms. Heaven Mane and Burning Anger, who were so angry seconds ago, now looked at the giant human boy with a surprised face.
Then Mike said with a bit raised voice: "Both of you stop! Calm down and please don't continue this! I really don't want to hear your arguing under the lessons! My classmates think I'm a girlish brony, which is enough for me. Do you want from them to call me nutty?"
Heaven Mane shook her head and with a smile the miniature angel pegasus flew out of Mike's palm and stopped in front of his face.
"Of course not, Mike."
"Then please don't argue with each other. I can't take that long." The boy said.
"She is the bad pony, not me." Burning Anger sulked while he crossed his little red hooves. "This is her fault."
Heaven Mane then looked at her friend and with a happy smile she said: "Says the pony who looks like a little devil."
Burning Anger still grumbled, while he was lying in Mike's palm. The little white pegasus flew back to her place. Mike took the tiny devil pony to his place too. He flew onto his one shoulder and he started lying on it.
"Are you lazy, Burning?" Asked Mike happily.
"No."
"Do you need a good cold shower, darling?" Asked Heaven Mane.
"I'm not lazy!" Said Burning and sat up. "Anyways, when will we arrive?
"We're already here." Told Mike, while he was looking around in the street. They just arrived to the high school's gate.
"Great! Let's get into it!" Said the tiny angel happily.
So the three of them walked into the school. Mike had much time before the first lesson, so he went to the school's own sportfield to see the practicing football players. They had a good time. And after a while, the first lesson, the PE began
Under the PE lesson, Mike was contiously playing his favorite game, basketball. Heaven Mane and Burning Anger were sitting on the bench, which was on the sidelines. They cheered him on everytime. Even Burning Anger. Indeed he wasn't a big sport fan, but as the match began, he started enjoying it, he always yelled: "Trip them up, Mike! Hurt them, or something like that, c'mon!"
In the next few lessons the boy's bullying enemies didn't show themselves. He thought they finally stopped making fun of him, because after the two shoulder ponies appeared and helped him, the rude students noticed Mike started being more confident.
However before the last three lessons in school, Mike's worst nightmare became true. Once, when the class had a break before the Form Master's Lesson, the boy's enemies appeared. He was waling in a busy corridor, when it happened. In the right side, he once saw three tall and powerful guys were speaking to each other. They were waiting for something. For Mike. It became worse when the boy looked at the place where they were. They were at Mike's cabinet. And Mike really wanted to open it and take his notebooks out of it. But his enemies were covering the place, so he didn't have any chance. He needed to go close to them.
This is the time, when the bad things happened.
Mike and his little pegasus friends walked to the bad guys quietly. But the boy knew they won't stand there idly, when they have a chance to tease an idiot boy. Unfortunately he was right.
"Oh, no." Mike said when he first saw the bad guys around his own cabinet. "Look at them! They're just waiting for make fun of me in front of the whole school."
"No problem Mike. You need to avoid the bad words. And if you want, then you can calmly fight back." Heaven Mane said to one of Mike's ear.
"Heaven, that's not enough!" Told the miniature red pegasus with an evil smile. "Mike must give some punch to those ones, if they'll wanna hurt him! Am I right?"
"Weeeell, yeah. But he can handle this in a more peaceful way." Said Heaven Mane.
"For a B plan, this is a great idea, Burning." Mike said to the tiny devil on his shoulder.
"Thanks! I hope you'll use it if the A plan won't work, my dear boy!"
Finally Mike walked to the bad guys and tried to open his school cabinet, where his books are. Unfortunately his worst enemies almost fully blocked his way to the latch. Some of them smiled evilly and just waited. They didn't speak for a little time, but soon the fattest of them, called Lee, started communicating with the shy brony boy.
"What's up, you little stinker? Do you still watching idiot girlish cartoons, or did you finally grow a dick to yourself?"
"You do not have anything to do with it." Mike said calmly. He tried to not become angry.
"Really? Says the one who is dating with Barbie from the cartoon!"
The bad boys then started laughing. Mike didn't say anything, just smiled bravely and confidently.
"Just in your dreams, Lee. I watch anything I want."
"Huh! You're only watching fairy tales! You're ridiculous." Said another bad guy next to Lee. His name was Thomas.
"I can be that, but you're not better than me! You always bully children here!"
"ARE YOU SURE ABOUT IT, LITTLE BRONY?" Asked the third bad guy, whose name was Daniel. "Everyone in this world is better than you. You are such a loser!"
"You're doing well." Said Heaven Mane.
"Thanks." Whispered Mike, who once more tried to open the cabinet, but suddenly Thomas catched his arm and squeezed it tightly.
"Say anything you want, but you won't defeat me easily, you teasers!"
"We're NOT bullying people here. We are HEROES here! We are protecting this place from the moron students, like YOU" Thomas said.
Mike started laughing quietly and then said: "Are you this powerful, big man? I didn't know that you are so cissy!"
Heaven Mane and Burning Anger then looked at each other from Mike's two shoulders and they said together: "Don't give up! Annoy them better!"
"Oh, I see now. You think you're strong! Then let me destroy your dreams!" Said Lee and hit Mike's chest with his hand two times. To his surprise it wasn't very effective. Then Mike suddenly hit Lee's jaw. It hurt so much.
"You unicorn fucker!" Said Daniel. "You'll pay for this!"
"Do you think?" Asked Mike with a laugh and quickly snatched his hands out of Thomas's grip and said. "Three vs. one isn't fair!"
"But you're all alone, poor brony. Noone will help you! Even your beloved ponies won't!" Thomas said and pushed Mike back.
"Yes, I'm alone, but I'm strong enough!"
Then Daniel suddenly gave Mike two big slap in the face, who totaly felt it. He was frightened.
"Really?" Asked Lee with a sarcastic smile. "It doesn't seen to!"
"Does it hurt, Mike?" Asked Heaven Mane from one of his shoulders.
"Yes, it really hurts." He whispered.
"OK? THAT'S IT!" Burning Anger said, while he was sitting on the other schoulder. He was very angry. More, than before. His little black mane and tail started burning. "HERE COMES ONE OF HIS BELOVED PONIES!
The tiny devil pony then flew up and with unbelievable speed he crushed into Lee's chubby nose. And the result was incredible. Indeed Burning Anger and Heaven Mane were invisible and inaudible for the other humans, Lee absolutely got hurt. His nose started running and red blood came out of it. His eyes became filled with tears and once he fell back because of the hit.
"What the hell was that???" Asked Thomas from Lee. After the question, he looked at Mike with a confused face. "WAS THAT YOU? YOU DID THIS?"
"He did nothing!" Said a a not familiar girlish voice. The bad guys and Mike only now could notice that everyone, who was on the corridor, watched their match.
"Mike hit Lee without touching him!" Yelled another non familliar voice froma student.
"Nope! I did nothing. My friend did!" Said Mike with a satisfied smile.
Daniel then grabbed Mike's T-shirt and started jolting it roughly and the boy, who was wearing it. "Okay, you gay bastard! LET IT BE ENOUGH! "
"Not enough, big man! I thought you weren't so weak, like this!"
In the end of his sentence, to Daniel's surpirse, Mike started snapping his fingers many times and sometimes he pointed at Daniel.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DO-"
He couldn't finish his question, because something invisible suddenly hit his chest with incredible speed. It hurt so much. Daniel then started feeling that he had big nausea because of the hit. He quickly released Mike and ran to the toilet as fast as he could.
Of course Mike saw what kind of invisible thing did this. It was Burning Anger, who flew around the bad boys with high speed and when Mike snapped his fingers, like a sign, he hit Daniel quickly. Pegasus ponies can fly with incredible speed.
The third bad boy still didn't leave. "Do you wanna fight with my friend, or do you give up?" Mike aksed triumphantly.
Thomas was angry, but scared too. "Who the fuck is your idiot friend?
"Maybe ponies are excist! And guess what, they're with me!" The boy told.
After that, without a word, Thomas left. The many student, who were watching the match were surprised. After the bad guys left, Mike went to his last lesson to with his little ponies.
"You did well, Burning! I would not have thought you would become this angry about this." Mike said, while they were walking home from school.
Burning Anger then showed an evil smile and said: "Thanks. Hurting people was a GREAT feeling!"
"Sometimes this is very true." The boy said. "But not really."
"I'm glad you helped, buuut..." Said Heaven Mane.
"But what?" The tiny devil asked.
"But Mike could handle this IN A MORE PEACEFUL WAY!" Told the angel pegasus with a bit angry face.
"Heaven.." Mike began his line, while he caressed Heaven Mane's chin with one of his index fingers. "..Believe me, those idiots don't know the "peaceful" word. You can't negotiate with a person, who doesn't cares about your intentions."
"I think you're right." Heaven Mane said and with a little smile, she opened her tiny pegasua wings and flew to Mike's other shoulder, where Burning Anger was sitting. She landed and sat close to her pony friend. Then she said happily: "You suprised me so much!"
"Cool!" The little red pony answered. "I'm glad you.."
Before he could finish his line, Heaven Mane hugged him tightly with his tiny hooves. Burning Anger surprised and asked with a confused face: "What are you doing now?"
"I'm hugging you. Does it feel good?" Heaven Mane answered with a cute smile.
"Uhm....well. I don't have any words for this." Burning Anger said. He didn't understand the situation. Nopony hugged him before. "This is a very strange feeling."
"That's good." The tiny angel said and continued the hugging.
Some moment later Mike saw that Burning Anger's face changed. He started smiling happily. He wasn't evil, the hug cheered him up and once he hugged his tiny friend back. So the two of them were hugging each other, while they were happy.
"Oh, you're so cute!" Mike said and suddenly grabbed the two of them with his giant hand softly and embraced his miniature ponies.
At home, Mike took his ponies onto the kitchen table. His parents were working, so he was alone with Heaven Mane and Burning Anger. There was a bunch of food at home. This is why the two ponies never starved at all. Mike took a big piece of a chocolate cake onto a plate and at the table they atarted eating. Mike ate some household biscuits, which was his personal favorite snack after lunch. Heaven Mane and Burning Anger couldn't stop eating. They really liked the chocolate cake.
"Would you like to eat of this delicious cake, Mike?" Asked the angel pony, while she was holding a tiny piece of the chocolate cake in his cute little hooves. She was so kind and adorable.
"No thanks." The boy said with a smile. "You two can eat it all, if you can."
"Great! I'll eat it all!" Burning told and started eating the food even faster and faster.
"But no! I konw you like this." Said the tiny white pegasus while she walked closer to the huge human boy and took the little food piece in front of him and said happily. "Please eat!"
"You're so nice." Mike said and caressed Heaven Mane's belly, who started laughing. Then, the boy accepted the piece of cake and ate it. "This is so very delicious!"
"Indeed!" Burning Anger said, while he was continuously eating the food. It looked like he didn't even chew it.
"Burning! Don't eat it all without me!" Heaven told. She quickly walked back to his pony friend to eat more. Fortunately Burning didn't eat the whole piece of cake.
At that day the three of them had fun, as always. Mike couldn't imagine his life without his miniature shoulder ponies. They were so awesome. With them the bullying at school is more bearable and survivable.
