What Did I Do To Deserve This?!

And The Pain Just Keeps On Adding

I look at my reflection in the pond, it stares back. I blink, it blinks. My head turns, it turns. I nod, it nods. I shake, it shakes. A never-ending game of mimic, until I broke it by talking.

"Well, this isn't the weirdest dream I've had. I've DEFINITELY had worse, that's for certain." I said out loud

My mane is long blue and my coat is yellow. My eyes are green and the bow in my hair is too. Eh, I've seen Sonic OCs who have crazier color patterns than this. Well, no use in beating around the bush, better wake up and start the first day of no school. But to make sure I don't wake up with amnesia, like those few times, my name is Justine Briggs. I'm 18-years-old, and my interests include; World War I, the Geman Empire of 1871–1918, the Austro-Hungarian Empire of 1867–1918, and Video Games. I live in Bean Station, Tennessee. I'm not exactly right in the head because I'm on the autism spectrum, I have Aspergers Syndrome, ADHD, slight OCD tendencies at times, and I'm prone to violent tendencies when pushed past my limits but I'm working on that one. My family's a pretty busy bunch, if they aren't arguing among each other they're pestering me when I wanna have some time to myself. I'm a night owl and tend to do all of my work and stuff around night when I, sort of, have the most time to myself. I just graduated from high school with my diploma to show it, and.... that should cover it I think. Okay now to wake up, I just hit myself over the head and-

CLONK!

"OWWWWWW!!!!!!" I groaned out, "Wait... I felt pain... I just felt pain. Holy, mother of SEGA, I'm not dreaming."

Despite the realization I was not in fact dreaming, I didn't scream. ... Okay, that was a lie. I did. ... A lot. Immediately I began to repeatedly punch myself in the face, stomach, and bite myself hard on the arms. After about 5 minutes of this, I gave up hope. I collapsed on the ground in utter shock… and pain, hooves hurt and horse bites are FAR far worse than human ones. I think I gave myself a bit of a black eye, a series of bruises on my face, and horrible bite marks on my forelegs to boot. After some time of me being curled up in utter shock, I thought it was time to attempt to stand. Luckily due to me having to go on fours sometimes over at school, just so that I could stay alive from everything it threw at me, I got the hang of it relatively quick and started to head off towards a pathway. Along the way, I began to assess my situation. Namely, the fact I was now a girl. I... didn't mind this to be honest. To me, I never really saw girls as different as boys, there's just some cosmetic differences as well as some hormone differences, but outside of that, same thing different skin... so to speak. But my train of thought was interrupted when my stomach began to growl.

"Damn. Am I really THAT hungry? I usually eat at least 4 to 5 times a day, so how can I be this hungry, dear god am I walking skeleton?!"

I think this was where my new hormones were kicking in, I was starting to worry about my figure more and more. I then galloped into the town as fast as I could as it reached my sights... only to not notice the wet floor and slip onto my ass and slide.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I cried before slamming face first into a building and falling back first onto the pavement, "Ooowwwwwhhh ohhh hooo hooooo!!!!" I whimpered before trying to get up only to fall onto my stomach

"OMC!!!" cried a voice I didn't recognize at first until I saw Sweetie Belle with my own eyes come up to me and get me out, "Are you okay?!"

"What's the weather in Missouri like?" I slurred before shaking myself and getting to my hooves, "I'm fine. What was that about?!"

"There was a grape juice spill a few minutes ago from Berry Punch's cart."

"What was she doing with grape juice?"

"That's what I wanna know- HOLD THE TELEGRAM! Y-Y-your an alicorn!?!?"

"I am?"

I then looked at my body and she was right.

"Oh, sweet merciful Bismark." I went with wide eyes, "This can't end well."

But then I realized something. I didn't know WHEN I was in the show. Oh dear... I then saw Sweetie Belle's flank.......... it was completely baren of anything.

"Oh no..." I squeaked as my pupils shrank to dots, "This can't be good..."

"What can't be good?" Sweetie Belle asked

"Um, nothing." I lied

"Wait, Sweetie Belle did you just say an Alicorn?!" went a nearby pony

Annnnd this is where I run off.

"And that's my cue to go, TALLY HOOOOO!" I exclaimed before running off deeper into Ponyville like an idiot

What am I doing?! Am I TRYING to get myself caught?! Augh! No time to think about these things I need to keep running! I know how these situations go all too well!

"GASP AN ALICORN FOAL!"

"WHOOPS!!!" I panicked before skidding and turning away from the group of ponies

But as soon as I rounded the nearest bend...

"WHAT THE!?"

"ARE MAH EYES DECIEVIN' ME!?"

"GOTTA RUN!" I went before turning back only to see a shocked Twilight, "Oh no..."

"What in Equestria!? Th-there's no way you can be real!" she went

"Love to say and chat, but I've gotta move!" I exclaimed before running away to Twilight's shock

"Get back here!" she went as she tried to catch up

Then I noticed she had wings. Oh dear, that just made me DOUBLE worried! I then ran faster and turned a corner only to bump into Apple Bloom and Scootaloo.

"OH DEAR!" I went before crashing into them, "Sorry about that!" I went before picking myself up and running away

I could see the other end of the alley, if I could just get through I was home free. ... Well, you know how these things go. I ended up slipping on a banana peel and made it out of the alley only to crash into a wall.

"And the pain just keeps on adding..." I groaned as I tried to get up

And right in front of me landed Twilight. Great. Cornered.

"I've got to take you to her!" the mare continued, her eyes alight with excitement

She suddenly picked me up with levitation. There was a sudden flash, followed up with a nauseating sensation that forced me to close my eyes, lest I puked everywhere. Which I did.

"Are you okay?!" Twilight asked

"I've puked because of worse..." I groaned

Opening my eyes I quickly came to realize that the two of us were standing in what appeared to be the throne room. Oh no. All of a sudden, a very calm if not soothing voice broke the short silence, grasping my attention to where it came from. It was Celestia. My situation's just gone from worse to horrible.

"Ahh Twilight, this is a surprise, how are you? I see you've brought a guest with…you."

She laid down on her stomach to get a better view of me and almost like that, all the tension and fear was lifted by her kind gaze... Is what I WOULD say if I wasn't figuratively shitting myself and hoping not to screw things up.

"Well, well. It's not every day I get to meet another pony like myself," she chuckled gently, her wings unfurling slowly, "What is your… How did you get that awful black eye and those bruises?” After she said the ‘awful black eye and bruises’, I could plainly see water build up in her eyes

"Ugh.... great. I survive the trenches of the World War Kaiserschlacht Offensive as one of the Kaiser's Stormtroopers only to wind up captured anyways..." I groaned

For the love of god I hope I didn't just dig my own grave saying that. I quickly felt Celetia take me and hold her close to her barrel.

"H-how could someone throw a foal into the field of battle!?" Celestia went

Here we go...

After I explained World War I and the Kaiserschlact Offensive, which lead me to explain the Kaiser and the German Empire as a whole as well as the Central Power and the Triple Entente, I eventually told them about myself like how I was an 18-year-old former male high school student diagnosed with Autism, Aspergers, ADHD, slight OCD, and violent tendencies when pushed past my limits. Unfortunately that didn't get Celestia to let go of me, in fact, her grip only got tighter and I could hear crying. Yeah, I totally just dug my own grave.

"Why... why must ponies do such awful things..." Celestia weeped

"Those poor Germans... they were only trying to do the right thing in stopping a terrorist!" Twilight added

"And you were only trying to help, weren't you..." Celestia went

"For all, I know the Entente has already won and Germany's being given the most unfair treaty ever and blamed for the war." I replied going along with it, "It's been a losing battle since the Americans entered at Entente's side."

"That's not fair!!" Twilight went, "They were only trying to stop an evil! Britain, France, and Russia are the true monsters here!"

"That's, unfortunately, war for you Twilight. History is written by the victor, and the victor decides the past, present, and future." Celestia sighed

She gets it! At that time I heard a door opening and saw Luna coming into the room. Oh great..... She said nothing as she walked over to us, her eyes on me and me alone.

"Ah, Lulu." Celestia began,"We have much to discuss. But first, allow me to introduce-"

A sudden flash of light nearly blinded me as a slice of cake appeared out of nowhere…before being promptly shoved into Celestia's open muzzle. Celestia dropped me out of shock, prompting me, in my current panic attack, to try and run as fast as I could from everyone. But, surprise surprise, I was caught by Luna.

"Oh, my. And who are you little one?" She asked

Before I could even open my mouth, Twilight budged in and info dumped Luna everything I told her and Celestia. Forget digging myself a grave, I just buried myself alive by saying what I said. I should've just kept my mouth shut and pretended I was mute... no that wouldn't have worked, Twilight's heard me talk already. Once she was done, almost breaking down in the process, Luna just held me even closer to her barrel.

“It’s alright, sweetie. You're safe now." she went, "You don't need to live through the horrors of war anymore."

As if I wasn't already just trying to survive in the world I already lived in.

"Little one, do you have any parents here?"

"Um, not really-"

"Then we shall be thou's mother."

I'm gonna go postal in a minute if this goes where I think it's going.

Luna then began to flap her wings and soon flew through a pair of huge double doors.

“Come, my little Tsuki Selene. Mommy is going to give you a bath, put you to bed, then read and sing to you.”

“My name is Just-”

“Shh, shh. Come, it is time to give back what was taken from you.”

ANNND it IS going where I think it's going. I'm gonna go postal in a minute, and it's gonna get messy. .... NOT LIKE THAT YOU SICK FU-