Spike and I walked through Ponyville, my annoyance on full display. Return of bucking Nightmare Moon imminent and I'm playing glorified personal assistant to the Princess. Ugh.

"There's supposed to be a Pegasus pony named Rainbow Dash clearing the clouds."

So of course the sky is full of clouds, typical.

"Well she's not doing a very good job, is she?" I snark to the one being that has never let me down.

Helps that I hatched, trained, and raised him. And now, I'm in a mud puddle, with a multicolored pegasus mare on top of me. Bad featherbrain, I like to be on top!
Wish that beefcake brother of Applejack's had knocked into me. Woof! Definitely wouldn't have minded having that Apple in my mouth!

"Excuse me?" Bitch Pegasus says, giggling.

Gotta admit she does have a cute laugh, but bitch buy me dinner before you try mounting me!

"Let me help you." She chortles.

As she speeds off I have to admit she's got a nice flank and.....well crap she's put a rain cloud, over my head. And now I'm wet, but not in a good way.

"Oops I guess I over did it, ummm..."

Bitch no kidding you over did it!!!!

"How about this?"?

Wtf! Why am I inside a rainbow?

"My very own Patented Rainblow Dry! No, no don't thank me you're quit welcome."

Huh, she created a vortex that was quick enough to dry me off, without sucking the air out of my lungs. That's honestly impressive. Still, I'm not thanking the one who knocked me into the mud, laid on top of me, got me all filthy wet (again not in a good way) and has yet to even take me out for drinks!

Wait, why is she laughing at me? Now Spike's laughing too. E'tu Spike?

Welp at least I know what your name is Rainblow. Next time name first, filthy stuff later. Then maybe you could actually blow me.

"Let me guess, you're Rainbow Dash." I snarked.

"The One And Only!"

And she's back in my face. What is up with this girl and personal space! Fuck!

"What? You heard of me?"

And thus the perfect set up for my next sick burn is born! Sometimes it's too easy.

"I 'heard' you're supposed to be keeping the sky clear."

Wow, that was a bit harsh, alright time to actually be nice. Maybe I can work this into getting a Threeway with Rainblow here and Big Mac. That pride flag colored hair of hers has to mean she's at least queer if she isn't full bi. And Mac's stacked enough that even a lesbian would want to take him for a spin. I mean damn!

Sighing, I turn on my cute mode. "I'm Twilight Sparkle and The Princess sent me to check on the weather."

You know instead of preparing to defend against a being that wants to plunge the world into darkness eternal, thereby ending all things. Huh, wonder if Nightmare Moon will need a student? Bet she listens when her personal student warns her of impending doom.

"Yeah, Yeah."

Ouch, cute mode fail.

"That will be a snap! I'll do it in a jiffy, just as I'm done practicing. "

Great, this bitch has a dream. Well I have a dream too! To get this done so I can get back to dealing with preparing for the end of all things. Possibly a three way with you and Big Mac. LOOK AT ME WHILE I'M SEXUALIZING YOU DAMN IT!!!!!

"Practicing for what?"

Oh great I triggered her, welp Spike I take full responsibility.

"The Wonderbolts!!!!!"

Why this lazy, delusion twat!

"Their gonna perform at the celebration and I'm gonna show them my stuff!

First off, not how they recruit, and secondly, your crazy. Looks like I am going to have to inform Wonderbolt Security.

"The Wonderbolts?"

"Yep"

Oh you did not just yep me blow dry.

"The most talented fliers in all Equestria?"

Yep, so gonna make sure those Security guys are armed with cattle prods. This crazy Pegasus is so getting probed by one of those things. I'll make sure they have authority to do so. Sometimes it's good to be the Princess's student.

"That's them"

I wonder how far the cattle prod will get rammed inside her before it's turned on.
I can always ask Minuette to tape it, her brother does head security. Moon dancer and I will be cranking to that for hours.

"Pbbt! Please, they'd never accept a Pegasus who can't keep the sky clear for one measly day!"

I think it will fit about halfway up her pussy. It might be a tight fit, but I think those lesbian security mares can make it work. Some of those gals haven't had any action for two months. Guarantee they'll make it work. Oh wait, the braggart has started talking again.

"Hey, I could clear this sky in ten seconds flat!"

You know Rainblow Me, you really do make this too easy. Trigger warning, episode incoming!

"Prove it."

Wow, she took of like a shot! Wait, is she actually going to.... Holy massive plot of celestia, this bitch is actually doing it. Oh I am so wet right now! Gorgeous and talented! Welp change of plans. I'll get you into the wonderbolts, but tonight I'll be the one shoving something artificial and hard up your twat.

"What I say, ten seconds flat."

Good, cause your gonna need that stamina when I get you alone.

"I'd never leave Ponyville hanging!"

Huh, I guess not. Alright Rainbow, wanna meet me at the library around 9. The apocalypse isn't scheduled till 11, so let's get some fun in before we die.

"Ha Ha, you should see you face!"

Look on my face? What about us and Big Mac getting things on tonight? Why am I not saying anything?!

"You're a laugh Twilight Sparkle!"

[Twilightmouth.exe has encountered a fatal error. Would you like to restart? Y/N?] Well shit. Restart, restart!

"I can't wait to hangout some more."

Crap! She's leaving! And she's gone.

"Wow she's amazing!"

Yes Spike. Yes she is.[ /i]

The first dreamer awakens, unknowing of the connection formed, as another wakes from another dream in the same instant, so far in the distance.

"C'mon, champ. You can let daddy in."

Why is daddy outside? Did daddy forget his keys?

"Honey, get away from the door. Daddy needs to stay outside for a bit."

Why Mommy? Did Daddy do something wrong?

"It's okay kid, your mother and I had a disagreement and your mom decided to give me a time out. But your Dad has learned his lesson. So open the door so your mom and I can talk things out."

Sure Daddy.

"Honey, get AWAY FROM THAT DOOR!"

But I'm helping, now you and Daddy can talk things out.

"Go back out and play, me and your mother have a lot to talk about."

Okay, bye mommy.

The other wakes from the dream, the guilt and horror fresh in their mind. Along with a question, is something one does in childish ignorance worth carrying the burden of it your entire existence? Is it rational for a parent to hold a child responsible for such a thing? Shaking their head they look to the stars, wishing the answers would come, but knowing that in Equestria those answers no longer are given. The Night has become silent.

Author's Note

Alright here is the real chapter. I published the other one on accident. There is a purpose to this. A connection formed, one of blood and potentially something more. But for now it remains a mystery to be revealed as the game plays on. What was once a game won by the caribou now has three players. Twilight and her resistance, Dainn and his Caribou, and Innocent moving behind it all. To what purpose only Innocent knows.