Author's Note

This chapter is really what the whole fic sprouted from, explaining what happened to Diamond Tiara. Unlike most chapters, it doesn't follow a twisted alternate version of an episode, and it has a more somber tone.

Applejack's Two-headed Outhouse

Diamond Tiara came to the courtroom prepared, with an expensive lawyer and a treasure trove of documents, ready to get her friend back. Her confident glare faltered, however, upon being placed in a guillotine.

Celestia cleared her throat. "A necessary precaution. Should you lose, you will be chopped immediately, and I find that it helps ponies know their place. This...isn't a problem, is it, Diamond Tiara?"

Diamond gulped, and was about to speak when the guard securing her in place gave her cute pink rear a spank. "Eep! N-no problem, I'm sure I can win..."

Several nobles in the audience tried to stifle their chuckles, as it would be impolite to disparage her.

Fancy Pants scoffed. "Diamond Tiara, this is very foalish of you. Please withdraw, your friend is safe with me and I do not want to see you chopped today."

Diamond sighed sadly. "I have to...".

Celestia banged her gavel. "Commence."

The lawyers for each pony gave their cases, and for about 20 minutes, the court battle raged. However, it was plainly obvious to everypony that Diamond had no chance; the burden of establishing preference of ownership of a neckbroken was high, and the filly had delayed her challenge for too many months.

"Enough!" Declared Celestia. "Fancy Pants, for your trouble, you get to use her body before her execution." She swung her gavel.

As the crowd murmured, Diamond gasped and froze. She simply couldn't process her own demise. The only thing that snapped her back to reality was the gentle touch of the hooves of the esteemed stallion on her back.

"My dear Diamond, I am sorry, but at least you shall know a stallion's touch. I will bring Silver Spoon to wherever your head ends up, promise."

The words gave little comfort, especially since they were soon followed by an invasive prodding at her backdoor. Her eyes went wide as she imagined being split apart from the ass before being chopped.

Fancy Pants took a moment to spit for some lube, and while the gross wetness and subsequent cool feeling made her rear squirm, the filly was able to take notice of Diamond Mint approaching.

"It's good you used my legal firm, Fancy Pants." She gave a slight chuckle and a grin, before going in for a French kiss on the stunned filly.

Diamond Tiara put up no resistance as her tongue was tasted.

"Quite..." He thrusted forward into the tight asshole, sighing in pleasure while Diamond Tiara squirmed and yelped. "A shame she'll be only a head. She had quite the potential for a filly her age." He began humping steadily.

Diamond Mint pulled out, fearing a bite, and rolled her eyes. "Little more than a schoolyard bully with money. It seems that Applejack, the big sister to one of her preferred targets, has already bought her head."

Diamond Tiara took several seconds to process this due to the pounding her rear was getting. The extra fear of what her enemies would do made her wish that severed heads simply died, and her anus tried to close.

Fancy Pants sped up his thrusts, feeling an increase in the spasms of the filly's ass, and was panting a bit as he neared orgasm.

Most of the ponies in the crowd, especially the nobles, had shuffled out by now, but a few remained to watch the spectacle. Applejack had a smirk as she took a close seat, watching Fancy Pants' rear bounce as he pounded Apple Bloom's tormentor.

Diamond Tiara had just started to tear up. Everything seemed to be in slow motion as she looked at Diamond Mint's smile and thought about what Fancy Pants slowing down meant.

After what seemed like ten minutes, she heard a restrained cry from above her back, accompanied by the feeling of warm seed enter her ass. She hyperventilated a little as she looked up.

Fancy Pants shuddered and let go of the rope, pulling out his cock as well in one swift motion, leaving cum to spurt out of the filly's ass.

Diamond Tiara had little time to concentrate on how her bowels were releasing, but with a white mess instead of brown, or how her bladder was leaving a puddle, as within a moment, the blade left her vision and went through her neck. A harsh crunch could be heard before her head tumbled forward and into the basket. She could see up, seeing Diamond Mint smiling back in a way that would make her skin crawl if she was still whole.

Fancy Pants went to clean himself off while Applejack trotted over. "Boy howdy, this'll do the trick." The farmpony declared.

Diamond Tiara regained her ability to move, and blinked as Applejack picked her up out of the basket. Diamond immediately spat in her face.

Applejack giggled as the spit dripped down her upper lip, and licked it up. "Can't outgross a farm pony, sugarcube. I've seen lizards eat bugs out of a pig's butt like Rainbow eats jelly beans at a buffet!" She then turned to Celestia. "Can I just head off with her? Heh, head off..."

"Of course, Applejack. Court is adjourned." With a swing of the gavel, Celestia left, pursued by a skipping Diamond Mint.

"Looks like I've got a fun outhouse project ahead of me..." Applejack declared, to the filly head's horror.

It was nearing sundown that day when the outhouse was complete. "Whe-ew, that was a doozy." Applejack said, wiping the sweat off her brow. She headed inside to get some lemonade.

Diamond Tiara looked around from her spot at the base of an apple tree, certain she could make a break for it if she used her tongue well.

Before any awful dirt-licking escape could happen, however, Spoiled Rich slipped out from behind a tree. She whispered. "Honey, I can get you out of here. Just stay quiet..."

Diamond smiled and mouthed a yes.

The two had only gotten a few feet when a lasso came around Spoiled's neck. "I knew somepony was sneakin' around out there. You're in a world o' trouble, sugarcube."

Spoiled gulped, knowing the consequences.

Mayor Mare was absolutely ecstatic as she wheeled out the guillotine on the stage shortly after sundown. "Ladies and gentlecolts, I am proud to announce the first summary execution in Ponyville! Spoiled Rich has admitted to a crime most heinous. I'm sure you'd all love to see her head removed and made the property of Applejack."

The crowd cheered and hollered with glee, while Applejack brought over the condemned. "Please...keep me with my daughter."

"Can do, sugarcube!" Applejack said as she pushed the bound mare forward and into the slot.

Twilight Sparkle, watching from a bit to the side on the stage, simply giggled in excitement, and had Spike write down every detail for her report to Celestia.

There wasn't even time for Spoiled to piss herself before the blade fell. The crowd went wild, as for many, it was their first sight of a decapitation. Some close by threw up, but quite a few cheered as blood shot out of the neck and the body crumpled; in the dark twilight, it was hard to really get a good view of the horror.

When Applejack picked up the head and trotted off, most ponies regained composure, despite the sight of a severed head looking around while still dripping blood.

The next day, Apple Bloom was awoken early by Applejack. "Hey Apple Bloom, you ready for a surprise? I bet yer bladder's full as a river in spring!"

The filly yawned and sat up. "Eh, I guess...what ya mean?"

Applejack scooped her up onto her back and trotted, the filly's limbs flailing a bit. "We've got a new outhouse!" She trotted quickly out to the unusually-wide outhouse.

Apple Bloom held on for dear life, somewhat scared, but as Applejack opened the door, she saw the heads of Diamond Tiara and Spoiled Rich side by side, asleep. Her eyes perked up. "This is a dream come true!"

"Yep it is! You get first piss, sugarcube." Applejack said before setting Apple Bloom down onto Diamond Tiara, who made muffled noises as she awoke. Spoiled Rich slowly opened her eyes as well from the commotion.

Apple Bloom took a moment to get comfortable, setting her little pussy on Diamond's lips. Diamond barely resisted.

Spoiled scoffed. "Ugh, this is so uncivilized...typical farm ponies!"

Applejack slapped her. "No fussin', and no resistance, or y'all are goin' in the shit, understand?"

Spoiled gulped as Apple Bloom sighed, letting out a trickle at first. "Understood..."

Diamond gulped down the growing stream weakly, a few drops slipping out here and there.

Applejack smiled. "Good. This is gonna be the talk of the town!"

The next day, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle trotted in, following Apple Bloom.

Scoots spoke up first. "So, what exactly do you like so much about this?"

Sweetie looked really uncomfortable, and backed her up. "Yeah, it seems kinda...gross."

Apple Bloom rolled her eyes as she farted in Diamond Tiara's face, eliciting a squeal and subsequent ass-licking. "Ever had a bad case of gas, and just wanted to get away? Well, I can do it and get somepony to talk to while in the bathroom! And I can even get 'em to lick me until I...you know~."

Scoots and Sweetie cringed in unison.

Spoiled sighed. "Could you please use me instead, like last night? I know you prefer to talk to her, and I actually know how to lick."

Apple Bloom nodded and switched seats to relieve her bladder. "Course. Was just demonstratin'." She moaned a bit from Spoiled's tongue sliding expertly across her slit in between gulps of urine.

Diamond sighed.

Sweetie seemed uncomfortable, and trotted in place. "Ungh...is there any other outhouse I can use?"

Apple Bloom shook her head and moaned.

Scoots recognized the signs. "Got the runs, huh? Just squat down on Diamond, Sweetie. We won't judge."

A smelly squeaker slipping out of Sweetie's rear confirmed her suspicions, and then the white filly sat down on on a wide-eyed Diamond Tiara's mouth. "I know...but can you two please give me some privacy? It's bad enough the heads'll see..."

Apple Bloom put a hoof around Sweetie to comfort her, but had nothing to say other than some moans of pleasure as her bladder emptied and Spoiled made some squelching noises kissing her puss.

Scootaloo was about to say something when the door burst open, surprising everypony. At the sound, Sweetie's bowels loosened and out came a torrent of liquid shit into Diamond's mouth, earning muffled groans of disgust.

Applejack trotted in and looked at everypony. "All full, huh? Well, I know who to blame for that..." She put on a grin and grabbed Scootaloo, then rapidly got the filly down and sat on her face.

Scootaloo screamed to no avail under the orange pony, but kept her lips in place on the pussy, knowing that she'd be in a world of hurt otherwise.

Applejack simply sighed and relaxed. Scootaloo squirmed a bit as the stream went down her throat. The older and younger sisters shared a glance, the filly having a look of pleasure while her older sister just looked relaxed.

Scootaloo struggled to drink down the piss, as it seemed AJ had a full jug of cider. Spoiled at least was now purely licking, as the filly's tank was empty.

Sweetie cringed a bit, but was distracted as she forced out another wave of explosive diarrhea followed by sputtery farts. "Ungh...guess I could get used to this...maybe..."

Applejack gave her signature chuckle as her bladder emptied. "That's the spirit! Just don't stay in here half the day like Apple Bloom, Silver Spoon's bein' brought over later."

Apple Bloom came loudly. "AAAAH~...yeah..." She practically fell over onto Sweetie in her post-orgasmal bliss.

Sweetie enjoyed the comfort as Diamond licked up the last remnants, while Applejack smiled at the two. "You fillies're awful cute, ya know?"

Scootaloo tried to grumble at the remark, but was drowned out by the giggles of the other three, as well as the urine.

Applejack finally finished, getting up and shaking her rear slightly to let loose the last drops onto Scootaloo's face. The orange filly spat a bit and took a breath, only to soon find AJ's rear coming down again,

For a while, the three sat, their business done, a sense of camaraderie making them not want to let the little outhouse rendezvous end.

6 months later, Apple Bloom was chatting up Spoiled Rich while sitting on her daughter. "You know, after all this time gettin' to know ya, I kinda feel sorry for you gettin' chopped. Kinda."

Spoiled smiled weakly. "Don't feel bad, I needed this to learn to be humble. I screwed up things for my whole family being so mean to them. Filthy would never have gone on that fateful visit if not for me forcing him, and Diamond was just taking out her anger on you fillies. Thank you for being around to talk to us...your sister is a better pony than me, but she just sees us as parts of the outhouse."

Apple Bloom smiled tenderly as she let rip for a full ten seconds into Diamond. "Yer welcome."

Just then, Big Mac burst in and promptly shoved his hard cock into Spoiled Rich's mouth with a grunt. He'd clearly needed a bit of release after some hard work on the farm, and never cared much for pleasantries before the act.

Apple Bloom looked away a bit and tried to focus on Diamond's tongue work as she heard panting for a few minutes straight.

Big Mac received very little tongue action from Spoiled, just enough to get by. Eventually, he said "eeeeyup" as cum spurted out into her mouth.

Apple Bloom, hearing the signal, turned around with a frown and watched as he pulled out, leaving a trail of cum off Spoiled's lips.

Big Mac trotted out without another word.

Apple Bloom expected Spoiled to say something, but then noticed that her eyes were twitching. She was dying with cum in her mouth! The filly immediately let off of Diamond's face a bit, the pink filly trying to tongue to reach the butthole that was pulled away for another lick. "Well...there goes your mom. I'm awful sorry." Apple Bloom didn't look too happy.

Diamond Tiara panicked. "WHAT?" She looked over as best she could in her fixed mount, and began to cry. "Goodbye..."

Apple Bloom slumped a bit and took Spoiled's head out. "I'll...dispose of it properly."

Diamond Tiara sobbed loudly as the yellow filly trotted out.

Within a few weeks, Diamond herself wasn't doing too well, licking rather slowly as Apple Bloom farted.

However, as was now frequent, the yellow filly was reading her a bedtime story after dark. "And that, they say, is the last they ever saw of the lone ranger." She got off of Diamond and turned around.

Diamond weakly smiled. "It's a nice story...you got any more?"

Apple Bloom patted the head and gave a solemn look. "Yeah...but I don't think you'll be hearing any. You've been getting weaker, I think you'll die tonight."

Diamond's smile turned to a frown slowly. "Oh. Will you...kiss me goodbye?"

Apple Bloom nodded. "Anything for a friend." She then began a smooch that lasted over an hour before Diamond's tongue went slack.

When Applejack opened the outhouse door several minutes later, Apple Bloom was still crying over the dead head. She closed the door without a word and left the filly to grieve.