Slice of Cake

by Nebbie

Rating: mature
Tags: Other, Porn, Fetish, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Suicide / Self Harm, Profanity, Non-consensual, Derpy Hooves, Violence, Princess Celestia, Sex, Main 6, Gore, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Death, Alternate Universe
Length: 10970

In an Equestria where strange magic keeps ponies alive after decapitation (but only so long) or hanging, Celestia becomes a tyrant. Horrible sadism ensues.

Warning: This is pretty extreme fetish territory, even for me.
After a failed immortality spell eons ago, ponies don't just die when hung or decapitated. Severed heads can live for months, and ponies with a broken neck can live forever. However, Celestia insists ponies that should have died be treated as if they had, and respect for the dead isn't exactly easy to come by.
The result is what should be a blessing is instead a curse, as ponies suffer long after facing the executioner.

Fetishes: Snuff, gore, rape, extreme humiliation, watersports, scat, farting, pretty much every sex position possible, foalcon, and (later on) futa.

This fic is made as a prequel (with permission) to Pozzo's "Slice of Life" fic, which can be found on FurAffinity. Nothing in this is necessarily canon to his fic, and is my idea of how things all went wrong and fleshing out the references made in his fic.

Published 2018-06-13 21:20:06 UTC
Last updated 2018-07-11 04:22:49 UTC

Prolog: Echoes of the Past

Author's Note

This one's a doozy, even though it's the prolog. Everything later will focus less on the neckbroken (dark as they are, they aren't the main point and mostly establish a way to add extra humiliation) and more on severed heads.
For the backgrounders at the end:
Diamond Mint

Sealed Scroll

Royal Ribbon

Prolog: Echoes of the Past

With the Summer Sun Celebration coming up, Cheerilee brought the students to Canterlot to view the Clover the Clever Memorial Museum.

“Okay class, you all know what happens when a pony’s head is cut off, right?” Asked the teacher.

“Uh, it stays alive for some weeks or months or somethin’ and can even talk?” Replied an uncertain Apple Bloom, who’d never really seen it happen.

“Correct. And what about when a pony is hung? You know, correctly, breaking their neck like a twig.” Cheerilee quizzed them.

“Oooh, ooh, Dash said that they stay alive forever until decapitated, like Clover, but they can’t control their body or talk or breathe, and since their butt and all still works and the muscles relax, they poop themselves!” Giggled Scootaloo.

Sweetie almost threw up.

“That’s...disgusting, but very correct, Scootaloo. They still eat and digest food, and, in fact, all three forms of waste still come out. Speaking of which, Clover’s diet is...high in protein, and she can’t exactly hold in her wind, so try to hold your nose near her rear!” She giggled a bit as she finished lecturing.

Sweetie actually threw up, making Diamond Tiara and Rumble go “Ew!”.

Once inside, the students looked in amazement at a living Clover the Clever, who looked an awful lot like Twilight. She gave a few tongue gestures to offer licking, and Apple Bloom took her up on it after being egged on by Diamond Tiara and Rumble, while a rather forward Caramel rammed into the ancient pony's ass as casually as one might open a door.

Soon enough, Apple Bloom was squirting her piss in bliss as Caramel kept on going, impressing the young students and giving Clover a blissful expression while her pussy dribbled.

As soon as he nutted and pulled out, a spurt of gas splattered his cum back on his balls, and the students decided it was best not to stick around long enough to smell it, as interesting as Clover’s silent orgasm was.

On their way out, Cheerilee thought a further lecture was appropriate for material that would be a bit less...school-appropriate to explore firsthoof.

“Most ponies that get neckbroken don’t end up in such lavish accommodations as a piece of classical artwork. The vast majority are either sold by traffickers to wealthy buyers or made by desperate young stallions for personal slaves. In fact, a low-class girlfriend can simply be hung on the spot if you can prove you’ve had coitus with her, but only in Canterlot, so don’t get any ideas, Rumble and Button Mash!” Cheerilee joked.

The students, mostly being fillies, were a bit mortified at the idea, and so only Diamond Tiara and Snails were awkwardly laughing for a moment.

Later that very night, back in Ponyville, the Summer Sun Celebration was underway when NMM returned.

6 brave little ponies went on an adventure to stop her that would be redundant to tell the tale of here.

Finally, Luna was apologizing to Celestia…

“I’m so sorry!” Said...a little severed filly head.

The mane 6 gasped in unison, not seeming to even care that Celestia and Luna were sisters.

“Uh...so you really did cut off your sister’s...head?” Asked Rainbow, clearly the bravest.

“That’s right, and I have no regrets. Now leave us alone a while, we have...matters to attend to.” Celestia said with a grin, while Luna pretended to lick an invisible pussy, making Twilight and Rarity gag a bit.

“Let’s uh...give them their privacy.” Said Fluttershy, before Twilight dragged everypony away.

“You know, the weirdest part is that Celestia cut off Luna’s head before she turned into Nightmare Moon. That’s why Nightmare Moon had a whole body...” Twilight explained.

“But...why cut her head off before? She wasn't evil yet, was she?” Rainbow asked, seeming quite confused.

“Nopony's really sure what happened. It was a long time ago, and Celestia doesn't like to answer those questions. I think...she did it impulsively, and I hope she regrets it.” Twilight replied with a sigh.

After a rather bizarre parade with Celestia sitting on a severed head on a cushion concluded, Snips and Snails were messing with the royal parade chariot while the princesses and guards were distracted talking to the mane 6. Soon enough, a wheel came off.

Celestia turned to them in anger, and an idea crossed her mind as she looked to Luna…

“I’ll have your heads for this you nincompoops!” She cried as the guards lowered their spears.

“Sister, they are merely adolescents and executions are for serious matters, spare them please!” Begged Luna.

“Uh, we were just uh...” Snails gulped.

“Please, it was him who touched it! Don’t kill me!” Begged Snips, making Snails glare.

Celestia smirked and seemed to calm down. “Why of course, just some young ponies who made an honest mistake...”

She came over to the nervous duo and summoned an ethereal magic axe. “One they will pay for dearly~” She said as she swung at the two shaking stallions.

Their heads rolled off, expressions of fear frozen for several moments before they suddenly started blinking, and Snips began whining about Snails’ mistake getting them both branded traitors.

Twilight and Luna were agape.

“There...there will be a trial on these matters, sister! We do not approve!” Cried Luna.

True to her word, it was soon decided by the Equestrian supreme judiciary that ponies under 25 can only be executed for serious crimes and must be given a complete trial. Older ponies are fair game, under a recently-passed set of reforms that Luna barely agreed to.

Snips and Snails barely lasted a week, to Cheerilee’s dismay.

About a month later, Silver Spoon was in Canterlot again for a nice, relaxing trip with Filthy Rich and Diamond Tiara.

As the trio walked along a side street filled with weird market stalls that Filthy had insisted was faster, a shady-looking teenage colt caught Silver's attention. "Psst, hey, kid, wanna see somethin' cool?"

Silver looked back a moment to Filthy and Diamond, who were checking out a stall selling magical trinkets. "Uh...sure, but it won't take long, will it?"

"Not long at all, just come around this pile of boxes we've got, and I'll show ya the goods." The teenager replied.

Silver came to what looked like a market stall, but rather out of the way in the middle of the side alley. Her eyes went wide as she shaw what was on it...a bunch of fillies of various ages, all limp, apparently neckbroken, stacked in 6 similar-age pairs of two in 69-positions; these perverts were training them to lick each other while displaying them as merchandise, and two of the pairs were obeying.

Her eyes focused on a filly that couldn't be over 14 staring back at her pleadingly. The staring contest was only lost by the 14-year-old filly because the slightly younger filly atop her farted, making her blink as the gas brushed against nose and eyes.

Silver Spoon was aghast, and only then realized the shady teenage colt had wrapped a hoof around her, and that he had friends.

One of the younger ones spoke up first. "Ooh, new catch? We are out of hot cousins, but let's give her a fair shot!"

Silver Spoon whimpered, not even trying to run.

The colt with a hoof around her nodded. "Good idea. So, little filly, how about you give us a show. Clop yourself off in 2 minutes or less, we let you go. After all, we're all perverts, why hurt each other? It's those hot fillies that withhold sex that're the ones who deserve to be neckbroken."

Silver Spoon gulped, and put a hoof to her nethers slowly, rubbing them as she forced her eyes shut, not letting the creepy stares and smiles upset her any more.

A few cheers and chuckles later, she was actually starting to enjoy it, shuddering as she panted a bit.

Just as she'd reached her stride, she suddenly felt a snout jammed against her butthole with a tongue shooting out into her rear, making her gasp and moan. After a few moments of lusty confusion, she looked back to see the filly she'd stared at earlier, with a hopeful expression, held by the colts, apparently wanting to make sure that she didn't share her fate.

Silver Spoon smiled and rubbed herself harder, pussy dribbling as she felt a sense of euphoria. Not even Filthy Rich shouting from the street, and guards stomping towards her while most of the colts pulled away, could shake her out of her bliss. She wiggled a bit when she felt the tongue come out of her ass in a hurry.

In the commotion and her continuing lusty haze, the only words she could make out were the teenage colt saying "Congrats on bein' a slut..." accompanied with a hard spank that brought her back to reality before the guards grabbed and hoofcuffed her...along with Filthy.

“I just...I just felt so pressured by all the stallions. They said if I didn't prove I was a good clopper, that they’d hang me like they did their hot cousins, who were neckbroken and piled up on the table! I swear, one farted into another’s blinking face, and they were both barely older than me! It was horrifying, I had to...I had to prove it to them!” The filly sniffed a bit as she nearly broke down, holding back tears.

The crowd of nobles was aghast. “These incestuous ruffians are the real ponies who should be on trial, not a...poor mare from poor Ponyville!” Fancy Pants interrupted the court proceedings to proclaim with quite the prose.

“Order! Order in the court or there will be an extra trial!” Shouted Celestia, instilling fear in the stallion to silence him.

“I can assure you they would be the ones answering for crimes had they hung you, and you would be given the dignity of decapitation, not left to be used as a sex doll. However...since you chose to give in to your base urges and clop to the neckbroken, filthy fillies, I have no choice but to sentence you to execution by hanging as a whore, Silver Spoon. And Filthy Rich, for allowing this vile act, you too are to be executed, but by beheading, since you were merely negligent in your actions.” Celestia smiled as she banged her gavel.

Silver Spoon broke down into tears while Filthy Rich and Diamond Tiara felt like this wasn't real, like they were in a dream, as the guillotine was wheeled in and he was locked into it. By the time they had snapped back to reality, the blade was falling, and made a hearty crunch sound before his head fell into the basket. His body twitched as blood sprayed out onto Diamond Tiara, a moment the young mare would never forget.

Silver Spoon had barely the time to scream before they’d gotten a noose around her neck, and was similarly to be hung in the courtroom itself. She pissed a little in fear preemptively as she momentarily felt weightless, then let loose as her neck broke with a little crunch of its own. She stared at Fancy Pants, still crying.

“Why...” was all Diamond Tiara could say between gasping breaths and sobs.

Filthy Rich mumbled something about it being the order of things from the pool of blood he was in, as if that would comfort her.

Celestia cleared her throat. “Now, the auction of Silver Spoon is to begin.”

Fancy Pants stood up. “Five hundred bits.” He loudly declared, sounding as if a hero rising to a challenge.

The rest of the nobles sat stunned at him paying over 5x the buying rate for a common waitress for some young mare who had likely never even given head once before and was stripped of her class by hanging.

Celestia realized that he was in fact saving Silver Spoon, that he would treat her almost as royalty and even let her have consensual sex as a neckbroken, but the law was the law and she continued the auction as if he was any other buyer; it wasn’t her place to question his purposes. “Going once...going twice...sold!” Celestia said professionally and swung her gavel.

“Now, guards, take Filthy Rich to the new public head toilets, it has been too long only I have enjoyed the touch of a severed noble’s tongue. He shall be the first of many wealthy ponies to end up there...” Celestia said with a smirk as she trotted past the still-sobbing Diamond Tiara.

Most of the nobles save Fancy Pants shuffled out as the exciting trial was adjourned, but a half-noble mare named Diamond Mint approached Celestia with a smirk.

“I’ve got some...information that I think you’d like to hear, while you’re cleaning up Equestria...” She said with an almost seductive look before slipping Celestia an envelope.

Within hours, Diamond Mint was looking on with a grin like she was getting licked by a filly, staring ahead at Royal Ribbon and Sealed Scroll side-by-side in guillotines.

“How do you two plead to the charges of money laundering?” Celestia asked.

“We were told by your own staff they were legal!” Shouted Sealed Scroll.

Celestia gave a subtle nod.

“I-I don’t know what my accounta-” Royal Ribbon was interrupted by the loud drop and chop of Sealed’s blade, sending his head into the basket, speechless as blood spurted out around it.

Royal Ribbon slowly began to hyperventilate and let out a long squeak from her rear in fear, soon accompanied by a yellow trickle.

Celestia gave another nod.

“Wait, please! I’ll do anythi-”. Royal Ribbon expected it to hurt more, but it was all so quick. A slicing and crunching sound, a stinging around her neck, and she was in the basket, feeling a few warm drops of something hit her as she couldn't move. After a few moments, she was picked up by Diamond Mint.

“Oh, the look on your face is precious. I’m afraid that, unlike you, I serve Celestia. I...love her...” Diamond said with a chilling grin and creepy eyes before giving Royal Ribbon a short kiss and trotting away.

Royal Ribbon finally blinked a bit, barely believing what had just happened. She knew she’d soon end up in the same toilets as Filthy Rich...

Evil Enchantress

Author's Note

A little more fetishy than the last chapter, but should feel less dark, as this marks society having really accepted the casualness of beheading ponies. Expect later chapters to be much the same.
Diamond Mint and the flower trio:

Evil Enchantress

Not long after hearing of Filthy and Silver’s execution, Twilight was trying to explain to her friends that the strange Zebra was likely completely harmless.

Pinkie did her “Evil Enchantress” song for a bit, and Twilight was practically rolling her eyes.

“Psst, hey purple ass, these friends of yours are crazy. For a small price, me and my, uh, buddies can calm down everypony.” Whispered a shady-looking stallion head.

The rest of the mane 6, barely paying attention since Twilight was talking to a mere head, and were going on about how scary Zecora was.

“Name it.” Twilight whispered back.

“Let me lick that nice pussy and ass of yours. And no fartin' like the usual whores or I swear my buddies will chop your head off.” He replied casually. “Oh and, if you’re as good at magic as they say, maybe you can give a little severed head like me an orgasm?” He said, raising his eyebrows.

“I think I can, I’ll meet you later, promise.” Twilight said as everypony began panicking about Apple Bloom having run off.

“Okay, I’ll get to work, you best keep that promise...” The head said and winked to a nearby colt who acted to coordinate between the immobile mafiosos.

While the mane 6 were busy getting poison joke in their hooves, the head mafia identified the source of the paranoia: the flower trio. Preparations began immediately; they’d strike at night.
In the meantime, Twilight returned to the mafioso.

“Okay, this is kind of my first time besides a bit of family licking my rear clean that got a little...out of control sometimes when my parents were drunk, but I’ve studied it pretty well. And I found a spell that can tie your senses to mine, so you’ll feel everything, including my orgasm. How about that?” She asked with a smile.

“Hoo boy, purple ass, you are a treat, if a bit weird. Say, you come by and do this often, I can have my buddies do anythin’ ya need.” He replied.

“I’ll think about it.” Twilight said before wasting no time, casting the spell and sitting on his outstretched tongue.

He was quite rough with the initial licking, going deep inside her pussy, then ass, making the inexperienced unicorn go “Oooh!” in surprise. He meanwhile was breathing heavier than usual, as he could feel what it’s actually like to have a pussy being licked.

He played with her clit a bit before returning to penetrating each hole, making her moan loudly. He could barely hold back a moan himself, and soon her holes convulsed as a bit of her mare juices squirted onto his tongue.

“Oh fuuuuck!” Cried Twilight.

“Nnngh.” He replied as he felt it too.

The next few minutes were a rather awkward goodbye, as Twilight was unsure just what to say after a one-night stand with a bootycall for a favor.

The three mares were asleep in their beds the next morning when Diamond Mint levitated them quietly out into the early dawn streets. A little spell kept them dozing.

“Heh, like taking candy from a baby. Head mafia was the best idea I ever had.” She said as he came to the destination: the railroad tracks in a slight depression in the overall terrain, south of the station.

She laid out the mares with their necks on the rails, tied them up, and tied them to some strong posts before putting a silence shield around the area, making sure nopony would hear the screams.
giving Lily Valley a kick, eliciting a groggy moan and some blinking.

“Wake up, shithead.” Diamond said before sitting on the poor pink mare’s face.

“W-wha-mmmf!” She blinked again groggily before looking fearfully at Diamond. A resigned sigh could be heard as she realized she was being raped, and soon her tongue went to work on the asshole’s asshole.

Rose and Daisy stirred from the commotion, wiggling a bit and screaming for help.
Diamond chuckled and loudly farted a little into poor Lily’s mouth, making her faint.

“The horror! The horror!” Cried Rose. “Nopony will be at the shop to watch after the petunias!”
Diamond stared at her a moment. “...I suppose, now if you faint on me too, I swear to Celestia I will burn every one of those flowers.” She threatened cleverly with a smirk before moving over onto Rose.

Rose gulped and got to work vigorously licking the butthole while Lily opened her eyes.
Diamond let loose a long sputter down Rose’s throat with a sigh.

“This is awful!” Cried Daisy.

“And a little gross!” Continued Lily.

“Yep, you dumb bitches are gonna die as soon as the next train comes in...about half an hour. In the meantime, guess you can all enjoy a nice chat about how you shouldn’t spread rumors about zebras and, I dunno, which of my holes tastes better. Rose seems to think it’s my mint-flavored a-oooooh~ that’s the spot.” Diamond said, moaning.

“I’m gonna leave you once...mmmm~...Roselick here makes me cum. As for you, Lousy Lick Valley, just be glad I’m already killing you, I don’t like it when a pony faints under me.” She glared angrily and spat into Lily’s mouth, who forced herself to swallow in fear.

“Yuck!” Cried Daisy.

Rose continued at it passionately, tonguing Diamond’s wet folds. Diamond actually felt a little sorry for having to off such an obedient pony, and promptly raised Rose’s rear, spread the legs, and began licking at the pucker and pussy, making Rose eep.

For a while, lewd slurping and moans were the only things heard, as Daisy and Lily dared not interrupt the two.

“Mmm, back to the butt and give me a deep clean for the finale, please...” Diamond weakly asked towards the end.

Rose’s tongue went up her shitter in a hurry, making her shudder and moan as she squirted on the mare’s forehead, making Rose go crosseyed and smile. Rose herself moaned loudly, cumming and farting profusely a moment later as Diamond’s tongue gave her clit a final, weak lapping.

“I told her she’d be really gassy from all those beans.” Said a slightly disgusted, but chuckling, Daisy.

“Heh...ah, hard to find a living mare so graceful when she’s overpowered and little more than a sexy plaything. Would’ve preferred you didn’t let rip on me, but you did just wake up and all, and I suppose fair is fair.” She stated with a little smile.

Diamond then gave Rose’s butthole, which was still sputtering a little, a tender kiss, and gave her a hard spank, eliciting a squeal and a moan, before promptly getting up and trotting off. “Well, see ya I guess...”

“See ya...” Replied Rose, looking almost giddy as she was set down.

“So, what now?” Asked Lily.

“We wait for the train...” Said Daisy, grimly.

Rose smiled. “Hey, I never told you mares this, but I love you as more than just friends...how about we all kiss each other goodbye? I think we can reach each other over Lily, Daisy.”

The other two nodded, and Rose and Daisy’s lips met, beginning a passionate kiss while resting atop Lily’s head.

Rose formed a bit of a devious smirk and burped a ton into Daisy’s mouth, making her give a disgusted expression and pull away, a bit of the gas going in her nose, making her almost vomit.

Rose giggled and Lily laughed so hard she farted in little spurts over the course of half a minute while Daisy spat. “Blegh! That all came from Diamond’s ass! I could taste it! What happened to the days when I wasn't the only one who bothered holding it in unless it was really bad?”

“We eat almost nothing but fiber and you insisted we be ‘polite’ to each other and just ignore it when it ‘slipped out’. I just always figured we should have fun with it like the colts do. Speaking of which, we could use some fun right now; Lily, any left in the tank?” Rose smugly asked.

“...I’m sorry I've been a fuddy-duddy...” Daisy said with a frown.

“Nope, but I need to pee. And I’m not comfortable going...out here.” Replied Lily.

“I don’t think we’ve got many other options, and it’ll come out when the train comes either way...from now on, let’s just let it out, okay girls?” Daisy said with a smile.

“We can all go together!” Rose said enthusiastically.

Lily smiled. “Thanks, I feel a lot more comfortable now.“

“How about a kiss while we go, Lily?” Asked Daisy with a big smirk as she let out a short, but violent, fart.

Lily giggled and nodded, and Rose looked on with a smile as the two began making out and peeing together. It would almost be beautiful in a weird way if not for the sound of the oncoming train.

“The horror! Hmm...I've actually gotta poop, bet you two I can before it comes and still have time to kiss Lily too!” She said as the two let out their last spurts and broke the kiss.

“Just had to push it, huh? Typical...well, hurry up, unless you want your last memory of your butt to be needing a crap!” Daisy said, giving Rose a smirk as the two chuckled.

Rose started to strain in waves and Lily hyperventilated as the train got ever louder. It came into view on the top of the hill when she finally pushed out her turd with a short fart that could barely be heard over the train.

“Ha, time to spare!” She said as she turned to kiss the distressed Lily, burping first in her eye and then in her mouth as they locked lips. Lily didn’t seem to mind, doing her best to only take comfort in the affection.

Their tongues barely had time to mingle when, suddenly, the three were near-simultaneously sliced, a sharp pain and a weird sense of loss overcoming them as they went still with expressions of pain and fear.

Rose and Lily’s heads stayed together from their tongue-lock, while Daisy tumbled forward a bit.

There were no sounds but the rumbling of the train until well after it had passed, as their eyes started to look around.

Rose wiggled her tongue a little, and managed to very slightly break the kiss.

“You know I was hoping that it’d be instant...” Rose said.

“That’s pretty rare. We’re earth ponies, we’ll have months.” Replied Daisy.

“We’re legally dead now, so the flower shop belongs to my brother. This is awful!” Said Lily.

“Maybe he’ll take care of it...think we can get Diamond Mint in jail for this?” Asked Rose.

“Nope. My cousin, that head by our toilet, checked the law on it after his boyfriend chopped him for trying to pull out of a rimjob. Any crimes committed to a pony are forgiven when that pony loses their head, and it’s only murder if there’s a living witness.” Lily said before sighing.

“Huh, so that’s where he came from, ironic that now his only job is to lick buttholes and pussies clean.” Remarked Daisy.

“My brother was the boyfriend, he insisted on it as a fitting punishment. Fun guy, we've chatted a lot when I've had the shits and he’s super cool about farts and stuff. I’ll really miss that. Hope we don’t end up like him...” Rose said with a look of worry.

“Have I mentioned I love you girls, even when Rose is being...Rose?” Daisy said.

Rose smiled. “Thanks...we really should've become more than friends earlier...and who knows, if we’re lucky, we can just make out with each other in some cushy place and chat. I know how I’m gonna pass the time, how about you, Lily?” She said with a smirk and a lick of Lily’s face.

Lily blushed before the two get into the tongue wrestling match of their lives, leaving Daisy jealous.

Later that day, the mane 6 were confronting Zecora.

In the chaos, the flower trio’s heads spilled out from a cauldron. Daisy supported Zecora’s story while the other two were silent. Nopony seemed to be listening, and they even omitted the cauldron of severed heads in a thick goop from the evidence for Zecora being an evil enchantress.

Once the confusion was cleared, and Twilight promised to help, Zecora spoke up.

“Ah, but first, would you like to hear of a special brew of 3 lost souls and honeydew?” The zebra asked.

“I suppose...” Replied Twilight.
Apple Bloom righted the cauldron in the corner and put the flower trio’s heads back in it. Not all had spilled out.

“This here stew gives you the memories of the heads that’re in it, and keeps ‘em alive. They’re a little melodramatic if ya ask me, whinin’ 'bout gettin’ their heads chopped off and bein’ humiliated.” Apple Bloom said, offering a cup to Twilight.

“It was awful!” Insisted Lily while Rose and Daisy made out passionately.

“Oh, I may have had something to do with that, whoops.” She said before taking a sip, pupils dilating as she remembered the entire lives of the flower trio up until their heads came off.

“Whoa...okay, I’m here now...it felt like it’s been years. It actually was kinda awful, but you three had it coming, and Diamond was nothing compared to my brother.” She said, chuckling, before giving the empty cup back.

“...glad Big Mac don’t do that.” Said Apple Bloom with a disgusted look.

“How long you plan on keeping the heads? They don’t seem like very good company, and three is more than you could have to uh...pleasure yourself with.” Twilight asked.

“The stew is for profit, and in a year or two, when that’s gone, I’ll off it. But for now, I am entertained by these 3 heads fate has pained.” Zecora rhymed in response.

They then went off to right some wrongs, which was a lot easier without the flower trio running in panic.

The Worst Night Ever

Author's Note

There are several backgrounders here.
Charm:

Beauty Brass:

Count Caeser:

Fine Line:

Star Gazer:

Masquerade:

Orion:

Perfect Pace:

Drizzle (note that I edited the chapter a bit, she does not survive):

Amethyst:

The Worst Night Ever

The big night had finally arrived, and the mane 6 arrived with a big song. Despite the constant threat of execution in Canterlot, everypony was still excited.

Rainbow Dash and Applejack in particular had forgotten to go to the bathroom in the excitement. Applejack trotted slowly towards the palace's toilets, while Rainbow Dash zipped on by. "Gotta pee!" Was all she said to a chuckling orange pony.

The first thing the cyan mare noticed was the glass doors to the bathroom. It was almost as if there was no door at all. As she got in, she saw three toilets on the left, specially made to fit severed heads connected to pipes, with a drain below. Each only had one of the slots filled, which Rainbow figured would be functional if less comfortable. The first had Filthy Rich, the second Sealed Scroll, and the third Royal Ribbon. Near the door, there was an empty basket for spare heads, and on the far end, there was an acid tank with a hoop and flap on the top that had labeling saying it was for cleaning dead heads into skulls.

Rainbow decided it'd be fun to punish Filthy, having known his jerkishness in Ponyville, and quickly sat down, earning a muffled grunt as her pussy enveloped his muzzle. The sensation tickled a bit, making her giggle. She took a moment to relax as things settled, and sighed as she started up her stream.

Filthy rather lazily put his tongue out and didn't complain further as the warm liquid came onto it. As more and more flowed, his tongue started to squirm, which made Rainbow give a slight moan while he desperately swallowed into the throat-pie.

Rainbow was too relaxed and pleasured to notice Applejack open the door, and thought she was essentially alone as a few pops of gas came out and her bladder reached a less-pressing size. "Mmm, better than I expected."

Applejack chuckled. "Ya'll look like ya never sat on a pony's face before."

Rainbow, blushing, let out a much louder pop as she opened her eyes wide in surprise. Her stream increased too for a bit, making Filthy accidentally sputter some out around his mouth and into the bowl below. "I have! It's just...Scootaloo's a little gentler and I don't pee into her."

Applejack shrugged and went over to Royal Ribbon, eyeing up the nervously-smiling head.

Rainbow expected a muffled reply as she finished up with a few forceful spurts, but instead, his tongue jerked wildly a few times, then twitched slightly on her clit. She got up to look at the head, and saw his eyes glaze over. She scoffed. "Typical."

Applejack chuckled. "Heh-heh, guess you were the straw that broke the camel's back, sugarcube."

"Was still kinda...nice...aside of you teasing me!" The cyan mare replied before tossing Filthy's head into the hoop so that it dropped into the acid. She made a little gesture of having nailed the throw.

Applejack rolled her eyes sat down on Royal Ribbon's head, eliciting an eep as she let out a little, but loud, fart on Royal's nose. "You know, back on the farm all we've got is a sibling's tongue to clean up after. These ya can make lick ya while ya go! Aaaah~."

Rainbow chuckled a little at the fart, but then pictured Apple Bloom cleaning up Big Mac's plothole and nearly threw up, zipping out before the farmpony, who was now smirking at her, could reveal anything that would make her actually lose her lunch.

Back at the main event, Twilight had just come up to help greet when her parents stumbled down the stairs, followed by guards. "Mom, Dad...what are you doing here?" She asked.

"Oh, you know your mom, she couldn't resist doing a little raid of Celestia's lingerie, just like old times!" Night Light explained.

Celestia was aghast, but then grinned and gave a confident look. "Guards, bring me two guillotines at once, these two ponies are hereby sentenced to death! Sorry, Twilight, but their antics have gotten...old. I'm sure you understand."

Twilight went wide-eyed and gulped nervously. "Y-yes, I suppose they have. Uh...can I have some alone time with them before you...chop them? Please?"

Night Light and Twilight Velvet looked to Celestia pleadingly as guards brought in the guillotines and put the two in them.

Celestia giggled. "Absolutely not, your job is to cement their shame by forcing them to pleasure you, their own daughter! Each will be chopped only after partaking of your orgasmic fluids."

Twilight tried to object "B-but..."

Celestia snapped at her. "Say one more word and it will be a triple execution, my faithful student."

Twilight nodded solemnly and promptly sat on her father's face, being greeted with a moist tongue to the pussy, lapping lightly and making her relax, with a dopey grin. "Aaah..."

Twilight Velvet offered a word of encouragement. "Enjoy it honey, your dad has always been good to my OH oooh my!" A guard had just started licking her pussy.

Celestia smiled as she shook another guest's hoof, watching as another guard spat on Twilight Velvet's shitter and began rutting it. "Good to see my memo about ponies in guillotines being fair game got out."

Night Light's rear was simply hoofed by a curious guard, eliciting a muffled yelp followed by the sound of his urine splattering out onto the floor below. He managed to recompose himself slightly after a bit and nibbled on Twilight's clit.

"Oh Dad! You're not quite my first, but you're good!" Twilight shouted as she moaned in ecstasy, the whole event's excitement adding to the incestuous pleasure.

Twilight Velvet moaned incoherently from the double assault on her rear.

Among the moans and the licking from her dad, Twilight lost herself, squirting on his tongue slightly as her body shook. "Ah, I guess I am a bit easy..."

A guard set the guillotine off and pulled out his hoof from her dad's rear. A bit of shit followed it as the blade connected, his twitching body being quite a mess.

To Twilight, it was a bit odd feeling her dad's tongue jerk, go still, and then later lazily move. She shrugged and gave Dad a sloppy smooch before tossing his head aside and sitting on Mom's snout with a squelch, getting a good meep and a little lick right away. "Well, um...not sure what to say, Mom, I guess I uh...sorry? I used to fantasize about this, but not with your execution..."

Twilight Velvet did what a mom does best, comforting her child, with a flurry of tongue-twirling in Twilight's twat. Her tongue went a little wild after a moment from one of the guards blowing his load up her ass before trotting back to his post.

Twilight moaned lightly, being a tad worn out from Dad. She stared at the incoming guests, who seemed to snicker a bit upon seeing her like this. Twilight didn't mind much, but hoped Mom would hurry up. She felt a stray lick to her butthole, making her jump slightly and go derp-eyed for a moment, a bit of wee coming out onto her mother's snout.

Celestia had the guards put Night Light in the toilets, then smirked at Twilight, who smiled back as her mom's tongue went deep in her plot.

Twilight wiggled a bit. "Careful down there, I'm really flatulent today. Probably the soluble fiber in the hay beans I ate, fermenting in my dige-ooooh!" Twilight was interrupted by her mom's tongue rapidly pulling out of her farty ass and going to town on her pussy folds.

Twilight Velvet simply moaned in response, likely from the stallion who was practically fucking her with his snout.

As the minutes dragged on, guest after guest saw the strange display, and soon, Twilight and her mom were both moaning louder, the heat in their loins rising.

With one kiss to the mom's clit by the stallion, and a corresponding thorough tongue-plunge in Twilight's pussy, the two had simultaneous climaxes.

Twilight's tongue lolled out, her face put on a derped expression, a light gush went into her mom's mouth, and soon, a sputter started to escape her rear, tickling her mother's nose.

Within a second, Twilight Velvet's convulsing plothole let out a harsher sputter that pushed out a huge wad of cum onto the licking guard's face, making him go wide-eyed as tasty mare juices coated his nose and came down to his tongue. He looked a little less than pleased as he prepared to release the blade.

Twilight giggled, making her asshole let rip at a faster pace, as she repositioned and looked back. Her mom seemed content, smiling and giving little kisses to the sputtery hole as it finished up. "I wish I could study the genetics of how our orgasms affect our anuses..."

Twilight Velvet was about to roll her eyes, but the guard slapped her ass so hard it farted again, and then she heard the blade starting to come down. As her eyes looked upwards, she began releasing her bladder as well as her bowel pressure, a tipper tap of urine hitting the puddle her husband made.

Twilight found it odd how her mom's head seemed to freeze as it was separated with a loud thunk. She wondered about the mechanics of it as she watched the blood spurt out to the sides from the neck of the twitching and pissing body. Her concentration was broken as her mom's tongue squirmed again. "Mmm, I love you, Mom."

Celestia prodded Twilight's shoulder. "While I'm loving the displays of affection, I'm afraid that this much wind being broken out here is upsetting the nobles. Please take it to the toilets, and make sure to install your mother's head there."

Twilight nodded and trotted with Twilight Velvet's head.

In the bathroom, Twilight found Night Light's head replacing Filthy Rich. She quickly decided to put her mom in the top slot, as Twilight Velvet seemed suited to ass-licking. The two smiled back at their daughter.

Once the two were reunited, the door swung open. Diamond Mint and a light pink 10-year-old unicorn filly with an azure mane doing the potty dance rushing in.

"How do I pee? How do I pee!?" Asked the filly.

"Oh, you can just go anywhere on the floor!" Replied Diamond Mint as Charm bursted in.

Twilight sat down on her parents' heads and quickly tried to correct her. "Actually, going anywhere but in the toilets and using the heads properly will get your head chopped off, so..." She trailed off as she noticed the filly had already dribbled down her little legs and was making a puddle on the floor.

Charm screamed "No!" and tried to grab the filly and run, but was stopped by a magic barrier.

The filly, hyperventilating a little and wide-eyed, shrieked as a magic guillotine formed around her.

Diamond simply smirked and groped the filly's rear, giving it a few grabs and a smack, then even a lick. "Mmm...shhh, it's how it's supposed to be."

The filly calmed down a little, only for her neck to be absolutely demolished by the fall of the magical blade, her little head rolling around the floor with a look of shock from the painful separation while her body fell over and began spurting blood.

Twilight was stunned, deciding to simply observe as her parents idly licked her, while Charm was mortified.

"My daughter! Just...just a head now...why, Diamond?" Charm asked tearfully.

Diamond picked up the now-crying filly head and gave her a smooch. "Cause you stole my boyfriend, remember? Now, piss on her face or I toss her in the acid." Diamond held the head low and out a bit.

"Please mommy! I don't wanna melt!" Was all the filly could think to say.

Charm sighed as she shed a tear. "...okay. You win, Diamond Mint." She hiked up her fancy dress, turned around, and squatted on her daughter's mouth, with her holes not quite aligning to spare the filly a salty, humiliating drink. Charm made some straining sounds for a moment, but then managed to start up a weak stream that lightly drizzled the filly's face.

The filly spat a bit. "Eww! Your pee tastes bad, mommy!"

Charm sobbed a bit. "Sorry, dear..."

A magic guillotine formed around Charm, and immediately chopped her, causing quite the noise of bowels forcefully releasing to make a little mess.

Diamond shoved away the dying body to pick up the very sad looking head. "Aww, you two should kiss." She put the two lips to lips after cleaning up a bit of splatter on the filly's cheek.

As soon as Charm's head unfroze, she obliged, tenderly making out with her surprised daughter.

Once it broke, her daughter asked. "Mommy...are we gonna be okay?"

Charm broke down crying, while Diamond Mint grinned in a way that made even Twilight shudder and fart a few times in fear down her mom's throat.

Diamond Mint promptly did some rearranging so mother and daughter could be in the toilet next to Twilight, and sat down with a brassy fart that was met with a muffled cry. "Ah, nothing like heads you got chopped yourself to shit and piss into. You know, I actually put a diuretic in the filly's cup of punch to make sure. How about you?" She turned to Twilight after a glance towards the bodies that had gone still and cold in a big puddle of blood.

Twilight took a moment to come down from a bit of shock at what had just happened. "W-well uh, these heads are my parents. They actually got themselves into this position. You know, what you did was...pretty cruel, but I think she deserved it if she really stole your stallion." Twilight said with a smile and a little fart.

"Thanks. It can get crueler in this pony chop pony world, you know. How are your parents holding up?" Diamond asked with a sympathetic look.

"Dad's tongue is barely moving, I think he's about to die... Oh well, mom always was better at cleaning me up after I went potty anyways." Twilight stood up a moment, telekinetically grabbed her father's head, and levitated him over to the acid bath slowly.

"Whoa, Twilight, please! I'm not dead yet! Oh Celestia!" He said before flopping in and began furiously gargling as he futilely tried to resist the acid.

Diamond Mint clapped.

Her mother promptly scolded her, complete with full name. "Twilight Farty Sparkle! I raised you better than to do something so evil to your father!"

Twilight sat down and unloaded quite a large fart into her mother's mouth. "As far as society is concerned, you two died out there, heads are nothing more than a chance to say goodbye to a dead pony and get some nice ass-kissing from it...sorry, but Celestia wouldn't want me to be weak, now lick."

A muffled protest came amid anal slurping.

Diamond turned to Twilight a rather odd-looking smirk as Charm made noises indicating the turd had finally found its way out. "Is your middle name really Farty, or the bitch just tryin' to humiliate ya?"

Twilight made an annoyed grunt and moaned slightly. "Mom had a nasty sense of humor and my healthy eating basically turns me into a musical instrument. Kinda glad I get a little revenge on her now."

"Hmm, maybe I should eat my greens so I can better serve Celestia..." Diamond said with a final fart before taking out the filly head, spitting into her scared mouth, and tossing her into the acid bath.

"Good aim!" Twilight said with a chuckle-fart, before the two hoof-fived, got up, and left, while Charm and Twilight Velvet sobbed and began exchanging stories.

Out back on the floor, Pinkie was trying to get everypony excited with music fit for a foal's birthday get-together. The band eventually decided to trot off, but Pinkie rushed over and threw Octavia at her cello.

One loud crash and a sickening crunch later, Beauty Brass rushed over to check on her. At first, it looked fine, just a dazed pony stuck head-first in an instrument, but just after he pulled her out, her head drooped and her bladder started to empty. Her eyes went wide as her bowels then released comically, sputtering out liquid shit onto the stage, shocking the audience and causing some ponies to chuckle.

He giggled and made out with her for a few moments. "Mmm, everything I could hope for to practice kissing. Hope it's just as good for sex." He then dragged the terrified-looking Octavia off-stage as Pinkie resumed festivities.

Meanwhile, Rarity had had enough of Blueblood. After he used her as a pony shield against a cake, she blew.

"Afraid to get dirty?!" she said as she decided not just to shake it onto him, but to take out a blade she'd brought just for this very purpose, and swiftly slice off his head while he stumbled.

Blueblood tried to ready a spell in fright, but with a "shwick" sound and a trail of blood spray, his shocked head came off.

Rarity chuckled maniacally and really soiled him by farting on one of his open eyes in front of shocked nobles. Meanwhile, his body kept going on its own toward a precariously-placed statue.

Blueblood's horn seemed to short out, and his head, with a disgusted and horrified expression, immediately began twitching in death-throes, drawing everypony's attention at the unusual sight instead of the falling statue.

By the time Rainbow realized she had a shot to save ponies, it was a bit too late. The thin, heavy, and sharp unicorn statue had instantly decapitated Masquerade, and crushed Fine Line, who was screaming a bit as her bowels loudly emptied until blood filled her lungs. Gurgling, she drowned in her own blood, and was soon gone.

The ponies were so horrified by two instant deaths in a row, that nopony got out of the way as Rainbow moved around unsteadily with the statue, its horn slicing off the heads of Star Gazer, Orion, and Perfect Pace in quick succession.

Sir Pony Moore was the only one of those Rainbow thought were imperiled by the statue who made it out alive. While Count Caeser was also unscathed by it, his bladder released all over the floor, and the palace's spell chopped off his head a minute later.

Rainbow managed to drop it the statue, but it toppled a pillar, leading to a domino effect. Amethyst screamed as one crushed her, but thankfully, it internally severed her vertebrae, leaving her neckbroken instead of dead.

Celestia and Twilight came upon the scene, shocked at the grotesque display. There were deep red and clear yellow puddles around the victims, whose plots occasionally sputtered uncouthly while their limbs twitched.

One mare, Drizzle, was right behind the headless and now pooping body of Count Caeser; in fear she let rip a little loud sputter like a lightning preamble to rain; it was, naturally, followed by her lightly wetting her pretty half-skirt, a little drizzle escaping onto the floor in full view of nearby ponies. In disgust at the filthiness of it all, she vomited up what was once an apple fritter and hoped that her decapitation wouldn't hurt too bad.

"Well, it can't get any worse..." Twilight remarked.

A rumbling came from outside, then several animals burst in followed by a horrific-looking Fluttershy.

"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!" She shouted.

Everypony panicked, running about randomly, as the floor was soon soaked in urine. The spell to execute the offenders who'd soiled the floor finally began activating, but everypony was running too fast and it was confused about whose urine was who's. Only the very slow and elderly lost their heads as Drizzle left a trail around them.

Twilight stammered a moment, but then Celestia put her head so close to Twilight they could kiss, and in a very nonchalant voice, spoke one command. "Run."

The mane 6 got out of there in a hurry.

Twilight dared to look back. She saw a smiling Diamond Mint straddling a defeated Drizzle in a puddle of piss. Diamond rubbed the pegasus' snout in the wet floor a bit, then moaned, squirting and farting on the poor mare's back, as an ethereal guillotine formed. Drizzle looked to Twilight pleadingly as her head was severed.

Twilight decided now was a very bad time to find out if Diamond would would dare go after Celestia's student and teleported out.

Later, at the donut shop, Celestia made it clear that Blueblood's death was so funny that it wasn't worth punishing, it's what really made the event the best night ever, other than her prized ass-licking Drizzle head donated by a certain blue unicorn.

Applejack's Two-headed Outhouse

Author's Note

This chapter is really what the whole fic sprouted from, explaining what happened to Diamond Tiara. Unlike most chapters, it doesn't follow a twisted alternate version of an episode, and it has a more somber tone.

Applejack's Two-headed Outhouse

Diamond Tiara came to the courtroom prepared, with an expensive lawyer and a treasure trove of documents, ready to get her friend back. Her confident glare faltered, however, upon being placed in a guillotine.

Celestia cleared her throat. "A necessary precaution. Should you lose, you will be chopped immediately, and I find that it helps ponies know their place. This...isn't a problem, is it, Diamond Tiara?"

Diamond gulped, and was about to speak when the guard securing her in place gave her cute pink rear a spank. "Eep! N-no problem, I'm sure I can win..."

Several nobles in the audience tried to stifle their chuckles, as it would be impolite to disparage her.

Fancy Pants scoffed. "Diamond Tiara, this is very foalish of you. Please withdraw, your friend is safe with me and I do not want to see you chopped today."

Diamond sighed sadly. "I have to...".

Celestia banged her gavel. "Commence."

The lawyers for each pony gave their cases, and for about 20 minutes, the court battle raged. However, it was plainly obvious to everypony that Diamond had no chance; the burden of establishing preference of ownership of a neckbroken was high, and the filly had delayed her challenge for too many months.

"Enough!" Declared Celestia. "Fancy Pants, for your trouble, you get to use her body before her execution." She swung her gavel.

As the crowd murmured, Diamond gasped and froze. She simply couldn't process her own demise. The only thing that snapped her back to reality was the gentle touch of the hooves of the esteemed stallion on her back.

"My dear Diamond, I am sorry, but at least you shall know a stallion's touch. I will bring Silver Spoon to wherever your head ends up, promise."

The words gave little comfort, especially since they were soon followed by an invasive prodding at her backdoor. Her eyes went wide as she imagined being split apart from the ass before being chopped.

Fancy Pants took a moment to spit for some lube, and while the gross wetness and subsequent cool feeling made her rear squirm, the filly was able to take notice of Diamond Mint approaching.

"It's good you used my legal firm, Fancy Pants." She gave a slight chuckle and a grin, before going in for a French kiss on the stunned filly.

Diamond Tiara put up no resistance as her tongue was tasted.

"Quite..." He thrusted forward into the tight asshole, sighing in pleasure while Diamond Tiara squirmed and yelped. "A shame she'll be only a head. She had quite the potential for a filly her age." He began humping steadily.

Diamond Mint pulled out, fearing a bite, and rolled her eyes. "Little more than a schoolyard bully with money. It seems that Applejack, the big sister to one of her preferred targets, has already bought her head."

Diamond Tiara took several seconds to process this due to the pounding her rear was getting. The extra fear of what her enemies would do made her wish that severed heads simply died, and her anus tried to close.

Fancy Pants sped up his thrusts, feeling an increase in the spasms of the filly's ass, and was panting a bit as he neared orgasm.

Most of the ponies in the crowd, especially the nobles, had shuffled out by now, but a few remained to watch the spectacle. Applejack had a smirk as she took a close seat, watching Fancy Pants' rear bounce as he pounded Apple Bloom's tormentor.

Diamond Tiara had just started to tear up. Everything seemed to be in slow motion as she looked at Diamond Mint's smile and thought about what Fancy Pants slowing down meant.

After what seemed like ten minutes, she heard a restrained cry from above her back, accompanied by the feeling of warm seed enter her ass. She hyperventilated a little as she looked up.

Fancy Pants shuddered and let go of the rope, pulling out his cock as well in one swift motion, leaving cum to spurt out of the filly's ass.

Diamond Tiara had little time to concentrate on how her bowels were releasing, but with a white mess instead of brown, or how her bladder was leaving a puddle, as within a moment, the blade left her vision and went through her neck. A harsh crunch could be heard before her head tumbled forward and into the basket. She could see up, seeing Diamond Mint smiling back in a way that would make her skin crawl if she was still whole.

Fancy Pants went to clean himself off while Applejack trotted over. "Boy howdy, this'll do the trick." The farmpony declared.

Diamond Tiara regained her ability to move, and blinked as Applejack picked her up out of the basket. Diamond immediately spat in her face.

Applejack giggled as the spit dripped down her upper lip, and licked it up. "Can't outgross a farm pony, sugarcube. I've seen lizards eat bugs out of a pig's butt like Rainbow eats jelly beans at a buffet!" She then turned to Celestia. "Can I just head off with her? Heh, head off..."

"Of course, Applejack. Court is adjourned." With a swing of the gavel, Celestia left, pursued by a skipping Diamond Mint.

"Looks like I've got a fun outhouse project ahead of me..." Applejack declared, to the filly head's horror.

It was nearing sundown that day when the outhouse was complete. "Whe-ew, that was a doozy." Applejack said, wiping the sweat off her brow. She headed inside to get some lemonade.

Diamond Tiara looked around from her spot at the base of an apple tree, certain she could make a break for it if she used her tongue well.

Before any awful dirt-licking escape could happen, however, Spoiled Rich slipped out from behind a tree. She whispered. "Honey, I can get you out of here. Just stay quiet..."

Diamond smiled and mouthed a yes.

The two had only gotten a few feet when a lasso came around Spoiled's neck. "I knew somepony was sneakin' around out there. You're in a world o' trouble, sugarcube."

Spoiled gulped, knowing the consequences.

Mayor Mare was absolutely ecstatic as she wheeled out the guillotine on the stage shortly after sundown. "Ladies and gentlecolts, I am proud to announce the first summary execution in Ponyville! Spoiled Rich has admitted to a crime most heinous. I'm sure you'd all love to see her head removed and made the property of Applejack."

The crowd cheered and hollered with glee, while Applejack brought over the condemned. "Please...keep me with my daughter."

"Can do, sugarcube!" Applejack said as she pushed the bound mare forward and into the slot.

Twilight Sparkle, watching from a bit to the side on the stage, simply giggled in excitement, and had Spike write down every detail for her report to Celestia.

There wasn't even time for Spoiled to piss herself before the blade fell. The crowd went wild, as for many, it was their first sight of a decapitation. Some close by threw up, but quite a few cheered as blood shot out of the neck and the body crumpled; in the dark twilight, it was hard to really get a good view of the horror.

When Applejack picked up the head and trotted off, most ponies regained composure, despite the sight of a severed head looking around while still dripping blood.

The next day, Apple Bloom was awoken early by Applejack. "Hey Apple Bloom, you ready for a surprise? I bet yer bladder's full as a river in spring!"

The filly yawned and sat up. "Eh, I guess...what ya mean?"

Applejack scooped her up onto her back and trotted, the filly's limbs flailing a bit. "We've got a new outhouse!" She trotted quickly out to the unusually-wide outhouse.

Apple Bloom held on for dear life, somewhat scared, but as Applejack opened the door, she saw the heads of Diamond Tiara and Spoiled Rich side by side, asleep. Her eyes perked up. "This is a dream come true!"

"Yep it is! You get first piss, sugarcube." Applejack said before setting Apple Bloom down onto Diamond Tiara, who made muffled noises as she awoke. Spoiled Rich slowly opened her eyes as well from the commotion.

Apple Bloom took a moment to get comfortable, setting her little pussy on Diamond's lips. Diamond barely resisted.

Spoiled scoffed. "Ugh, this is so uncivilized...typical farm ponies!"

Applejack slapped her. "No fussin', and no resistance, or y'all are goin' in the shit, understand?"

Spoiled gulped as Apple Bloom sighed, letting out a trickle at first. "Understood..."

Diamond gulped down the growing stream weakly, a few drops slipping out here and there.

Applejack smiled. "Good. This is gonna be the talk of the town!"

The next day, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle trotted in, following Apple Bloom.

Scoots spoke up first. "So, what exactly do you like so much about this?"

Sweetie looked really uncomfortable, and backed her up. "Yeah, it seems kinda...gross."

Apple Bloom rolled her eyes as she farted in Diamond Tiara's face, eliciting a squeal and subsequent ass-licking. "Ever had a bad case of gas, and just wanted to get away? Well, I can do it and get somepony to talk to while in the bathroom! And I can even get 'em to lick me until I...you know~."

Scoots and Sweetie cringed in unison.

Spoiled sighed. "Could you please use me instead, like last night? I know you prefer to talk to her, and I actually know how to lick."

Apple Bloom nodded and switched seats to relieve her bladder. "Course. Was just demonstratin'." She moaned a bit from Spoiled's tongue sliding expertly across her slit in between gulps of urine.

Diamond sighed.

Sweetie seemed uncomfortable, and trotted in place. "Ungh...is there any other outhouse I can use?"

Apple Bloom shook her head and moaned.

Scoots recognized the signs. "Got the runs, huh? Just squat down on Diamond, Sweetie. We won't judge."

A smelly squeaker slipping out of Sweetie's rear confirmed her suspicions, and then the white filly sat down on on a wide-eyed Diamond Tiara's mouth. "I know...but can you two please give me some privacy? It's bad enough the heads'll see..."

Apple Bloom put a hoof around Sweetie to comfort her, but had nothing to say other than some moans of pleasure as her bladder emptied and Spoiled made some squelching noises kissing her puss.

Scootaloo was about to say something when the door burst open, surprising everypony. At the sound, Sweetie's bowels loosened and out came a torrent of liquid shit into Diamond's mouth, earning muffled groans of disgust.

Applejack trotted in and looked at everypony. "All full, huh? Well, I know who to blame for that..." She put on a grin and grabbed Scootaloo, then rapidly got the filly down and sat on her face.

Scootaloo screamed to no avail under the orange pony, but kept her lips in place on the pussy, knowing that she'd be in a world of hurt otherwise.

Applejack simply sighed and relaxed. Scootaloo squirmed a bit as the stream went down her throat. The older and younger sisters shared a glance, the filly having a look of pleasure while her older sister just looked relaxed.

Scootaloo struggled to drink down the piss, as it seemed AJ had a full jug of cider. Spoiled at least was now purely licking, as the filly's tank was empty.

Sweetie cringed a bit, but was distracted as she forced out another wave of explosive diarrhea followed by sputtery farts. "Ungh...guess I could get used to this...maybe..."

Applejack gave her signature chuckle as her bladder emptied. "That's the spirit! Just don't stay in here half the day like Apple Bloom, Silver Spoon's bein' brought over later."

Apple Bloom came loudly. "AAAAH~...yeah..." She practically fell over onto Sweetie in her post-orgasmal bliss.

Sweetie enjoyed the comfort as Diamond licked up the last remnants, while Applejack smiled at the two. "You fillies're awful cute, ya know?"

Scootaloo tried to grumble at the remark, but was drowned out by the giggles of the other three, as well as the urine.

Applejack finally finished, getting up and shaking her rear slightly to let loose the last drops onto Scootaloo's face. The orange filly spat a bit and took a breath, only to soon find AJ's rear coming down again,

For a while, the three sat, their business done, a sense of camaraderie making them not want to let the little outhouse rendezvous end.

6 months later, Apple Bloom was chatting up Spoiled Rich while sitting on her daughter. "You know, after all this time gettin' to know ya, I kinda feel sorry for you gettin' chopped. Kinda."

Spoiled smiled weakly. "Don't feel bad, I needed this to learn to be humble. I screwed up things for my whole family being so mean to them. Filthy would never have gone on that fateful visit if not for me forcing him, and Diamond was just taking out her anger on you fillies. Thank you for being around to talk to us...your sister is a better pony than me, but she just sees us as parts of the outhouse."

Apple Bloom smiled tenderly as she let rip for a full ten seconds into Diamond. "Yer welcome."

Just then, Big Mac burst in and promptly shoved his hard cock into Spoiled Rich's mouth with a grunt. He'd clearly needed a bit of release after some hard work on the farm, and never cared much for pleasantries before the act.

Apple Bloom looked away a bit and tried to focus on Diamond's tongue work as she heard panting for a few minutes straight.

Big Mac received very little tongue action from Spoiled, just enough to get by. Eventually, he said "eeeeyup" as cum spurted out into her mouth.

Apple Bloom, hearing the signal, turned around with a frown and watched as he pulled out, leaving a trail of cum off Spoiled's lips.

Big Mac trotted out without another word.

Apple Bloom expected Spoiled to say something, but then noticed that her eyes were twitching. She was dying with cum in her mouth! The filly immediately let off of Diamond's face a bit, the pink filly trying to tongue to reach the butthole that was pulled away for another lick. "Well...there goes your mom. I'm awful sorry." Apple Bloom didn't look too happy.

Diamond Tiara panicked. "WHAT?" She looked over as best she could in her fixed mount, and began to cry. "Goodbye..."

Apple Bloom slumped a bit and took Spoiled's head out. "I'll...dispose of it properly."

Diamond Tiara sobbed loudly as the yellow filly trotted out.

Within a few weeks, Diamond herself wasn't doing too well, licking rather slowly as Apple Bloom farted.

However, as was now frequent, the yellow filly was reading her a bedtime story after dark. "And that, they say, is the last they ever saw of the lone ranger." She got off of Diamond and turned around.

Diamond weakly smiled. "It's a nice story...you got any more?"

Apple Bloom patted the head and gave a solemn look. "Yeah...but I don't think you'll be hearing any. You've been getting weaker, I think you'll die tonight."

Diamond's smile turned to a frown slowly. "Oh. Will you...kiss me goodbye?"

Apple Bloom nodded. "Anything for a friend." She then began a smooch that lasted over an hour before Diamond's tongue went slack.

When Applejack opened the outhouse door several minutes later, Apple Bloom was still crying over the dead head. She closed the door without a word and left the filly to grieve.