Letters from a shy pony's personal assistant

by Animal heart

Rating: teen
Tags: Original Character, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Fluttershy, Random, Adventure, Main 6, Discord, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe
Length: 1993

My name is animal heart, Fluttershys personal slave and whatever else best pony needs, these are letters I wrote for my journal, so, sorry if it kind of sucks, my bad

I'm Fluttershy's personal slave and I was raised in the everfree forest, well, by the everfree Forest, I grew up there so I have never really met anypony else until I met her, with her radiant beauty, amazing kindness, and pure heart, it can make a colt melt in his hooves, so I have been her loyal assistant ever since, these are my entries into my personal journal that even Fluttershy can't see.

These are supposed to be short, stupid, and funny, I'm sorry if they suck, I am just trying to get a laugh, take none of this seriously, and if you do, sorry, this story might not be for you, I'm sorry

Published 2018-06-16 21:10:11 UTC
Last updated 2018-08-12 04:04:12 UTC

1 Friendship is unfair

Dear journal,
I’m Animal Heart, as you know, I’m fluttershy’s assistant, I sleep In my own room (aka her closet) and my bunny, Cloud, is actually angel’s kid.

Well, today, I talked to Beakly about the music for the summer sun festival as the mistress left with the rest of the band, so I followed her to join Beakly with the rest of the band, when I got there I saw her with a purple unicorn and a baby dragon, and since I'm extremely out of shape, we walked about half a mile before I passed out.

When I woke up, Fluttershy was over my head.

“Animal Heart, what are you doing here, are you ok?" Asked Fluttershy.

"Yeah, just a little out of shape, that's all." I replied.

"Whew, thank goodness, I thought you were hurt or something." Said Fluttershy.

Later that day, we left for the sunrise.

When we got there, there was no princess, there was just an alicorn in black armor that was spouting some mumbo jumbo about everlasting night, me and Fluttershy both ran like squirrels seeing a rapid dog.

When we got back to the cottage, Fluttershy said she had to be somewhere, I followed close behind her.

We went to the golden oak library and I saw that unicorn again, along with that pink mare who has to be on some kind of drug, that mare who runs the local apple farm, the white one who runs carousel boutique, and rainbow dash, who is there so often her name is engrained into my head, oh, and I asked, the pink one's name is Pinkie Pie, the purple one is Twilight, the apple one's name is Applejack, and the fashion one's name is Rarity, i overheard them say "elements" and "Everfree" alot. Surely they couldn't be going to get the elements of harmony in the Everfree forest, right? WRONG! So while they left, i followed after.

I grabbed Cloud and left, I was walking past, and saw Twilight fall off a cliff, then Fluttershy saved her, oh and I guess Rainbow helped...

Then I tried to fend off a mother manticore, while the mom chased us, the baby was licking it's paw.

After that I saw a terrifying face, I thought that tree was possessed, but then cloud ate a piece of bark from it, then I realized it was a normal tree.

Then I tried slaying a flamboyant sea serpent but just ended up biting off his mustache, which was weirdly purple for some reason, then we were on a rickety rope bridge.

Then I heard a loud snap, oops.

So after bandaging my head, we went on our way.

After I got to the castle, everyone was already there, turns out there are seven elements not six and the seventh is mine, the element of good intentions, so i got to help defeat nightmare moon.

It turns out that Nightmare Moon is actually Luna, Celestia's sister, princess of the night. They had a ceremony for her return.

An ever faithful assistant to Fluttershy,
Animal Heart.

Author's Note

This is my first story and I hope you like it, I'm sorry if it sucks, enjoy.

2 first few entries

Dear Princess Celestia,
Today tickets to the grand galloping gala were sent out, and guess who didn't get one, yes, that's right, your favorite bright yellow colt right here! So the dealer(pinkie pie), the farmer(Applejack), and the show crasher(Rainbow Dash) get to go, but a loyal assistant and bearer of good intentions gets skipped!

You have a cruel way of playing with ponies emotions, first sending only two tickets to Fluttershy's friends, and now this.

I mean, how could you let Fluttershy, who doesn't even like parties, Pinkie pie who will just be selling stuff out back, she says she's there to party, but i saw a small plastic bag of pot that she slipped in her dress, Applejack, who is stupid enough to sell food next to a FREE buffet, Rarity, who was trying to marry your nephew, Rainbow Dash, who is trying to crash a wonderbolt's show and is just asking to be arrested, and Twilight, student of you and is the only one who actually should be there!

I'm just waiting for the gala so this can blow up in all of their faces,~~luckily cloud and angel are going to sneak me in out back, so I get a front row seat to this train wreck.~~

Anticipating karma to take course,
Animal Heart
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Animal heart was waiting by the mailbox for his gala ticket outside of the cottage and all of a sudden...

"I guess a two ton bladder buster hayshake was a bad idea, huh." Said Animal Heart needing to use the little colt's room, he dashed off.

While Animal Heart was trying to use toilet paper with hooves, Derpy the mailmare delivered the ticket, she dropped it and a bird flew away with the golden ticket.

When Animal Heart got back, he saw the mailmare leaving.

"Oh, my ticket must be here!" Exclaimed Animal as he ran to the mailbox, he looked and it was not.

"Noooooooooooooooo!" He screamed in anger, then just to vent, he wrote out his very second journal entry in a rage.
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Dear journal,
Applejack needed a nap today, hijinks ensued.
Too tired to write today,

Animal Heart

Dear journal,
Rainbow's friend Gilda came from griffinstone, and my Celestia it shows, she was rude, crude, and had an all around bad attitude, hey, that rhymes, she even made Fluttershy cry! Yoyui could also tell with her brain size, and with such expanding vocabulary such as "Lame" and "Totally."

I think pinkie slipped her something because nopony nor Griffin says those words unless they are higher than a kite, i think this because she was super tense the whole time she was there.

Luckily she took her markless flank back to griffinstone after Dash pranked her so badly she flipped, I may have started laughing a bit, okay, a lot, but she deserved it, did she not?

Still rolling on the floor,

Animal Heart.

Dear journal,
I am still seeing stars from the Ursa minor, I guess I should explain, a magician came to ponyville and was bragging at her show, Celestia forbid anyone put on a SHOW for the audience because everypony got mad at her, for no reason!

I know this is hypocritical because later that night, twilight showed her own magic to stop the Ursa minor, and got praised, I'm pretty sure I saw mayor mare slip her the key to the city!

Hypocritical against hypocrites,

Animal Heart

Dear journal,
Today a dragon came to ponyville and Fluttershybecame a woose and chickened out, I'm pretty sure she actually made goat noises.

Luckily pinkie slipped her something and a stick got shoved up her flank.

Disappointed in Fluttershy,

Animal Heart.

Dear journal,
Today nothing happened to me, but something did happen to AJ and Rarity, so I'll let them write this entry.

So me an rarity went ta twilight's place for da night cause of da storm, first I gave applejack a fab, and much needed makeover darling, an- what didja jus say bout me-

Well, they are now fighting on the floor, I'm gonna get some popcorn, see ya

the luckiest colt alive,
Animal Heart

Intermission: fresh rap ponified, for comedy purposes only

west fillydelphia born and raised, on the hayground is where I spent most of my days, maxing, chillaxing, relaxing by the pool, shooting some ski-ball outside of the school, when a couple of colts who were up to no good, started making trouble in the neigh-borhood, I get in one lil fight and my ma got scared, she said you livin with your auntie an your uncle in bel- air.

Author's Note

needed a pick me up while i was on a sugar rush.

4 another few entries

Dear journal,
everyone is good except Dash and Rarity.

knowing Fluttershy is best,

Animal heart.

Dear journal,
Fluttershy babysat, fought a medusa bird, and saved Twilight's life.

Totally stoned,

Animal heart

Dear journal,
what is with all the bad reviews the CMC's song got, I liked it, it was a good song! are ponies just that deaf, maybe it's me, that makes A LOT more sense.:facehoof:

Tone deaf as ever,

Animal Heart.

Dear journal,

Today some diamond dogs captured rarity, when we got there, they were treating her like a queen, luckily no one tried to sacrifice her to the dog god though, but I want to know what rarity did to those poor dogs...

Utterly terrified by the fashion pony,

Animal Heart.

Dear journal,

Fluttershy was better than rarity, and hated it.

Forrrreeeevvverrrrr,
Animal Heart
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Dear journal,
too bad this isn't subtle at all, curse you lord faust

ok with everypony,
Animal Heart
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Dear journal,
Birdy Hoof
Still humming,
Animal Heart.

Animal Heart's backstory

Dear journal,
Today was my birthday, or more so the day fluttershy found me.

Dissolving to flashback,
Animal Heart

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Animal Heart was a young colt who lived in dragon town in fillydelphia, he had a brother who's name was Tornado, a mother named Ruby, and a father named Cobalt, he had a happy life, but being the only pony in a town of dragons was hard, he never felt like he fit in, so he was a loner, and his social skills weren't the best.

When he was 18 moons old, he moved to the crystal empire, where he ascended to alicornhood by saving the three princesses' life, there was a small problem though, since Celestia never used the alicorn spell on an earth pony before, let alone a stallion, the transformation had a few kinks, like he would faze in and out of being an alicorn until he could learn to control it, so he fled into the everfree forest to train.

After many years he learned to control it, but the cost was whenever he wasn't an alicorn, he was a young colt, and as he left the forest, Fluttershy found him, and took him in, so he has been loyal to her ever since.

3 next few entries

Dear journal,
today, everyone was racist and awful.
Today a zebra came to town, and everyone freaked, they thought she was some evil traveling gypsy, it just makes no sense.

Dissapointed in everypony,

Animal Heart.

Dear journal,
today my room was eaten by parasprites, we should have listened to Pinkie...
sleeping in a tree tonight,

Animal Heart

Dear journal,
today was winter wrap up, and I woke a lot of skunks up, sang a super long song, and got bossed around by twilight (With Fluttershy's approval of course.)
Showering for life,

Animal Heart.

Dear journal,
When cuteness calls don't be worried, with cuteness like this, what's the hurry, three lil, fillies walk around town, one yellow, one white, one orangish brown, they're the CMC being funny and cute, when they walk in, well, what a hoot, one unicorn, an earth pony, and a pegasi, too bad this one can hardly fly, apple bloom's a hard worker standing by, scoot's gonna be scooting on by, sweetie's sweet like sweet bee honey, whilst all of these cuties are super funny, while all wanting their marks, though at least they're not caniving sharks, the CMC are the best around, the CMC stomp on their grounds!

Maxing and chillaxing like a rap idol,

Animal Heart.

Dear journal,
Applejack and Rainbow Dash are cocky and petty.

Still facehoofing,

Animal heart

Dear journal,
Rarity sings a song for two hours.

still humming,

Animal Heart

Dear journal,
Have you opened yourself to our lord and savior Pinkie pie.

Ever religious,
Animal Heart

Author's Note

That's all for this batch of horror.