Frijoles Shadows

by CapNTilfy

Rating: mature
Tags: Rainbow Dash (EqG), Comedy, Equestria Girls, Sex, Random, Twilight Sparkle (EqG), Shadowbolts (EqG)
Length: 1013

Twilight and Rainbow Dash meet up with the Shadowbolts after a drastic change at Beanis, Inc. Not everyone leaves unfucked.

Shortly after a drastic change at Beanis Inc., Twilight and Rainbow catch up with their old friends from Crystal Prep to drown their sorrows and maybe even get laid, respectively.

Part of the Beanis Cinematic Universe

A huge thank you to all who helped me improve this story.

Published 2018-06-14 02:00:13 UTC
Last updated 2018-06-14 02:00:13 UTC

Unholy Frijoles

Twilight sighed heavily as she and Rainbow Dash waited in the booth she’d reserved for herself, Rainbow, and the Shadowbolts. Rainbow put her arm around Twilight. "Hey. You know what would cheer you up?"

Twilight gritted her teeth. "If you say anything about your penis, I swear to god I will put you in a torture device that forces your eyes open while you watch Tempest call you 'daddy' for twenty-four hours!"

Rainbow gagged. "Okay, okay! Jesus."

Twilight sighed again, closing her eyes. She took a deep breath, then exhaled. "I'm sorry. I've just been a little on edge since Sunset left the company."

"A little? You almost set The Couch on fire! I mean, normally I think of fire as 'Concentrated Awesome', but." Rainbow Dash trailed off. "Hmm...Concentrated Awesome. Maybe that's what I should call my pen-"

Twilight gave Rainbow a death glare that heralded the end of days while an ominous choir chanted in Latin. Rainbow would've thought the choir was cool, but she was too busy staring Death itself in the face and trying to keep her soul from being stolen.

"Hey, guys!" Called a familiar voice. Rainbow and Twilight looked around and saw Lemon Zest and Sunny Flare holding hands, walking towards the booth.

"No way!" said Rainbow, her eyes wide. "When did you two get together?"

Lemon grinned widely. "Late-night study session."

Rainbow blinked.

Twilight sighed. "I think Lemon means both she and Sunny each used a Datanis and watched each other fuck their homework."

Sunny Flare smiled. "And then each other," she said before planting quick kisses on Lemon's neck.

Lemon giggled. "Not here, Sunny!"

Lemon and Sunny walked over to the booth. Lemon lightly punched Twilight on the arm. "Thanks a jizzload for the Datanis, Twilight! It really changed my life!"

Twilight's eyes lit up. "Ooh!" she squealed, clapping excitedly. "Can I use that as a testimony?"

Lemon smiled. "Sure!"

"Great!" said Twilight.

"So Lemon and I saw that you looked upset. What's wrong?" asked Sunny.

"Sunset left the company," said Rainbow, tracing imaginary lines on the table. Sunny and Lemon hissed through their teeth.

"Oof...that sucks," said Indigo Zap, leaning over the adjacent booth and practically breathing down Rainbow's neck.

"Holy fuck!" shouted Rainbow. She flailed her arms, nearly falling out of the booth.

"Oh, yeah...boo, by the way," Indigo said, sticking her tongue out and booping Rainbow on the nose.

"God, Indigo...you nearly scared Concentrated Awesome off of me!" said Rainbow.

"'Concentrated Awesome?'"

Rainbow glanced at Twilight, then shrunk. "I'll tell you later."

"I just want everyone to be here so I can get drunk off my ass," Twilight said, putting her hands behind her head.

"Well I sure as hell won't be your designated driver," said Rainbow.

Twilight grunted in frustration. "You don't even have a license! You got banned from that driving school because you were trying to drive with your penis!"

Rainbow rolled her eyes. "If I'm not supposed to use Concentrated Awesome to steer, then why is there such thing as a 'sex drive'?"

Sugarcoat pinched the bridge of her nose as she arrived at the booth. "Dammit, Rainbow. Sometimes I think fucking a cheese grater would be less painful than listening to your stupidity."

"Whatever," Rainbow said, rolling her eyes.

"So where's Sour Sweet?" asked Twilight.

"She'll be here shortly. She had something she needed to take care of," said Sugarcoat.

Twilight smiled. "Well while we're waiting for her, why don't we order?" She reached for her menu.

Before the group could look at their menus, Sour Sweet ran into the restaurant. "Sorry I'm late!" she said as jumped into the booth.

"That's okay," said Rainbow. "We were just about to order."

"So why did you call on us? It's been a while," Sour Sweet asked.

Twilight sighed deeply. "Sunset left Beanis Inc."

"What?" said Sour. "Why would she do such a thing? She's been your right-hand woman all this time and now she up and leaves you?" her voice deepened. "What kind of a friend does that? I MEAN, I KNOW STUPID SHIT GOES ON THERE BUT STILL!" She foamed at the mouth.

"Aw, crap. Here, of all places?" Lemon opened up her purse and took out a needle. She took the cover off and stabbed Sour in the neck.

"NOOOO! I CANNOT BE Silenced! You haven't heard the last of..." Sour trailed off and started snoring.

"What was that?" Asked Twilight.

"Horse tranquilizer."

"Why?"

"Do you want her to do it again?"

"Soo...how long until she wakes up?" Twilight asked, gesturing to Sour Sweet.

“Who knows,” said Sugarcoat. “We’ve never kept track of it before.”

"While we're waiting for Sour, what are the other girls doing?" asked Indigo.

"Well," said Twilight. "Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie are probably doing a webcam show and probably each other. Rarity...well, I don't think I can say. Applejack is probably still tending to things in the company greenhouse, she spends a lot of her time in there. As for Sunset..." Twilight sighed heavily as she readjusted her glasses. "I haven't seen her since she left."

Sour Sweet bolted awake and screamed bloody murder for five seconds, then smiled. "So, how's everybody doing?" she said.

It took Twilight twenty minutes to convince the wait staff and the police that everything was just fine.

"Now that that's finally over with, can we please order?!" Twilight begged.

As the group of friends ate their meals, the spent their time together reminiscing over the Friendship Games, the Dance Magic music video, the spring dance on the yacht, and other times they shared. Twilight drank herself to oblivion, then passed out. She was woken up by the owner of the restaurant with the bill for the food and for the cleaning services. Wait. "Cleaning services?!" Twilight slurred.

"Yes. For the women's bathroom. Apparently when you passed out, someone by the name of...'Concentrated Awesome' had sex with five other girls in there. By the way, you're banned from this restaurant."

Twilight's eyes widened. "GODDAMMIT, RAINBOW DASH!"

Author's Note

:pinkiecrazy:I am so happy.:pinkiecrazy: