Hello Ancient one, my name is Bun Button, I was a scientist working on creating a truly living artificial intelligence before I had been given this gift of knowledge. And yes, I do know you are there. I believe the word you use is ''Reader'', well, the few of us who know about you call you Ancients.

I am sorry if this seems confusing, or strange, but if you are like my creator, I assume you are here to take a peek into the world I was so blessed to be born into. Feel free, this is the story of my life in Equestria, and how I went from a humble little city dweller to a cyborg super-spy that can see into other universes. So if your here for a crazy action-packed ride through the life of a near-superhero, I hope you enjoy mine.

Sincerely, your loyal servant, Bun Button.

P.S. I would also like to say that CreeperZone has told me to mention that I can in fact hear you, if you have anything you wish to say to me, go ahead! Just make sure you address it to me by name and I will make sure to write back at my earliest convenience.

P.S.S I am bad at writing letters, but whatever, another thing I forgot to write is a specific thank you to Swirling Blade! He helps with the equine-to-your-language translations, I'm sorry if they're sometimes a bit, you know, wonky. Your language is very difficult for, I believe you'd call my species, a ''horse''? Right? Anyways, Sincerely, your loyal servant, Bun Button. (Again.)