A Clean Slate

by PonyOfTheFall

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Tragedy, Derpy Hooves, Sex, Human, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dinky Hooves, Romance, Original Character
Length: 41647

Michael, a tech worker, is building a machine in a lab when it explodes. Now a new land awaits him.

Michael, who hasn't always been the luckiest guy, has never been what you would call financially sound. Although he makes enough to get by it's never truly enough to get where he wants his life to be. Things, however start to look up for him as he is offered a job as a builder for a technology company called Future Tools. He got this job because of great references from previous jobs. He could handle almost any tool expertly. The build team is two weeks in when they get hit with a change of plans. Now everyone is scrambling to build what the lab calls the Tesla Collider . Where they bring a Tesla Coil and a Hadron Collider together to try to tear through physical space and travel faster. The build is getting along well when Michael trips over a wire and causes a fast, loud, and electrical wind to begin. Everyone gets out except Michael as he is tangled and unable to move. An explosion occurs and now he must find out where he is and if he can return home.

Published 2012-07-29 19:44:04 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-04 04:57:27 UTC

It's a Start

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
"Ugh... Damn, why do I stay up so late when I know I'll regret it later?" Mike said as he shut off the alarm and rolled off his futon.

Seven in the morning, not a time when he would usually wake up, but this day was different. He was offered at job a technology company, Future Tools, a company that had hopes of building the tools of tomorrow, today. He wanted to be there bright and early to meet and greet his new bosses. Going about his morning ritual of coffee and shuffling around his apartment he began to get ready. Mike was by no means a scientist, but and expert when it came to building anything. Which is why was offered the job at all. He finished his routine and went downstairs to his car, a pristine 1987 Buick Grand National. It wasn't built up to a ridiculous amount of power or any silly body mods, it was simply the turbo six cylinder. He loved it.

"You know baby, every time I see you I can't help but think that things are only gonna get better as long as I have you." Mike said.

And it was true, things were finally looking up for him. He got a new, great paying job and was nearly caught up on his bills. As he made his way down I-95 towards Vero Beach he hummed along to his Poets of The Fall playlist on his radio via his auxiliary cable to his phone. He made it there by quarter after eight. He was lucky there were no accidents this morning and made it there in a decent amount of time. He parked and got out and proceeded to walk up to the 40 story tall building. It never looked this intimidating from the highway but once you plant a five foot eight inch guy next to it, it gets a little intimidating. He was told to ask for a Mrs. Blanco at the lobby desk. The receptionist gave him the info he needed and sent him on his way. As he walked towards the elevator he noticed caution tape.

"...fuck me in the ass with a rusty wrench...", he muttered to no one.

He would need to use the stairs. Now that wouldn't be a problem if his destination wasn't on the 40th floor.

"Well, here I go... shiiiit."

This was gonna suck. To his surprise the flights were relatively shot and it only took him 10 minutes to get to the top.

He looked at the note he was given, it said room 40-25. As he approached the door to the room he heard two voices. One male the other female.

"Listen, Kristine, we haven't done enough testing or research or data gathering to attempt this!" The man who Mike would later find out to be Dr. Cord, snapped at who he assumed Mrs. Blanco was.

"No, you listen Eric! I'm giving you a new project to work on and you have 15 million dollars and less than two months to give me something to present! Now, I can always get someone new who can listen well." Mrs. Blanco retorted.

Eric had no reply and simply agreed and gave Mrs. Blanco a less than pleasant farewell. As he opened the door he was greeted by Mike's face.

"Uhh, hello. Is this Mrs. Blanco's office?" Mike questioned.

All he got back was a scoff and a nod as Eric shoved his way past Mike.

"Well someones got a stick in their ass." Mike thought as he watched Eric rush away.

His attention was the caught by a loud cough.

"Ahem, may I help you Mr...." Mrs. Blanco said.

"Lewis, Michael Lewis, but please, Mike is just fine." Mike finished. "I'm here to meet with you and talk about what I'll be doing with the rest of the build team."

"Oh yes, you're our new replacement, you have quite some skill I've heard" Blanco replied happily. "You'll be building whatever the higher up pay us to build. I don't have very much info past that."

"Okay? Well, that's not a problem, I'll build it if you pay me to. would I be able to get a tour of the work area to sort of get a feel for things?" Mike asked with not so well hidden enthusiasm.

The two made the way to basement level F where upon entering you could see rooms filled with unique equipment and plans for improvement. There was on room that didn't have a window and only a solid titanium door as it's entrance. The interior of the room was huge. This is where he would work with five other men. Upon looking t]at the racks on the wall he was like a kid in a candy shop with his dad's paycheck. Giddy with excitement he examined all the expertly crafted tools that would be at his disposal.

"I take it you like what you see?" Blanco asked

"Ohhhhhh yeeaahhhh. I could only dream of having these. I think were gonna get long just fine." Mike answered with an unwavering smile.

They continued to talk about what would be expected of him and how certain procedures were to be performed. After everything was said and done Mike was left to continue his day as he pleased. He walked out to his car and check his phone it was now one in the afternoon. Then he got an email from his bank saying there had been a deposit made to his account. Confused by this he check his account and noticed that $450 had been deposited by his new company.

"Holy shit, I make a hundred bucks an hour? Untaxted? Hell yeah!" Mike cheered. This was going be great.

This was only the start of things to come.

A Good Night

After that feeling of extreme joyfulness Mike called up his friends Ryan, Sean, and Montana to let them know the good news and to tell them to be ready to go out that night to celebrate. It was going to be a good night. As Mike returned home he found he had a voicemail on his answering machine. It was from the company telling him to be back on Wednesday to meet the rest of the team and overseers. Shrugging it off and hoping it would take a long time he sat down on his couch and popped on the television and checked his DVR.
"Great, a new Breaking Bad, Wilfred, and Louie. This'll keep me going till this evening, but before I start I need some grub." Mike groaned as did his stomach. "Well I guess a Publix sub sounds like it'll hit more than one spot, they always do."

Mike returned home and immediately tore open his sub and started the latest "Wilfred" episode. Bouts of laughter and a pleasant feeling of fullness later Mike was ready to get serious with "Breaking Bad". Watching as intently as possible so as to not miss one single minute detail he was utterly transfixed on his t.v. So much so that he didn't even hear the banging on his door for nearly 10 minutes. Only after the climax of the episode where a certain character got his shit blown up did Mike settle down and finally hear, and answer the door. It was Ryan with a look of extreme annoyance on his face.
"The fuck, bro?! I was about to break the door down." Ryan jokingly spat at me.
"Ohhh yeahh, right. Your cheap ass would pay for a new door and damages to the frame? With that door and framework you'd be looking at somewhere around 800 buck dumbass." Mike said with a raised eyebrow, while Ryan went pale with horror upon the thought of his precious money leaving him.
"Whatever, are you ready?" Ryan huffed
Yeah, lemme get a shirt and we'll go." Mike said.

As they made their way outside Mike couldn't spot Ryan's car.
"You where's you car?" Mike asked.

"Right there." He said pointing at a BMW M3.,

"Damn, so you finally got one? 'Bout damn time too." Mike said as he whistled in admiration. "How much?"

"After the trade it was only twenty-five hundred, and you know me, I hate bills so payed that bitch in full!" Ryan cheered.

The two got in and made their way to La Zen where they met up with Sean. They chatted for a bit while waiting for Montana. They knew he was there with the tell tale sound of his little blue moped. He got off and walked over to us.

"When are you gonna get a real vehicle? Y'know, a light blue moped isn't exactly a pussy magnet." Sean shot at Montana with an elbow jab.

"Ha, at least I get some." Montana joked back.

They all shared laughs and went to stand in line to get in. Casually conversing Mike noticed a group of girls a little ways in from of them. They kept stealing glances back at the group of guys and smiling and smirking.Mike then huddled himself, along with the other guys.

"I found some girls we may have a chance with." Mike said with a smirk.

One by one the guys glanced at the girls and slowly nodded. They got in and went along with the night. Eventually they all ended up with who they wanted. Mike was driven to his place by one of the girls who he found out to be Amber. A beautiful Brazilian girl. They stumbled up the stairs to his room. They started tearing at each other. As Mike went to go down on Amber she grabbed his chin and muttered, "Good luck..."

"Oh yeah? Why is that?" Mike inquired

"It's really hard for me get off from oral." Amber told me in a matter of fact tone.

"Well, you've never had my tongue before" Mike smirked back at her.

As Mike began his expert cunnilingus, Amber began to take in sharp breaths telling Mike he was doing good. He started to get serious, causing her to grunt an moan. Mike began his clit stimulation and inserted his index and middle finger into her pussy. Within seconds he found the g-spot and began to tickle it, feeling it get stiffer and getting a sexy little moan from Amber. Stopping with his tongue, while keeping his fingers plunged in her pussy, he used his other hand to essentially jerk of Amber's clit and she could not be happier. A couple more minutes of this and was left a spasming sweaty mess on is bed. She finally came down from her head splitting orgasm and returned the favor with vigor. The next couple hours seemed to melt together as each had a handful of orgasms and ended up falling asleep with big dopey grins adorned on their faces.

Well, this is new

The next week went swimmingly for Mike. The team was getting along well in the build, he was finally making some money, and his credit went from 393 to a 511 in that short period of time. Best of all, Mike thought, was that he only worked three days a week and only five hours each day. So fifteen hundred dollars a week was pretty good. He had moved into a nicer and much bigger apartment near Jensen Beach. He could walk there in five minutes and relax.

The current work day was going like any other one. Mike and the rest of the team were wiring units and circuit boards together as per Mrs. Blanco's requests. Mike's supervisor was called away quite abruptly to deal with an extreme matter involving the build plan. He returned covered in sweat and obviously angry. He was clutching a small stack of papers.

"I was just told that there has been a relatively large change in the building plans and we only have two weeks to complete it." Jacob, Mike's supervisor, grunted in anger. "They're calling it The Tesla Collider, apparently it's going to be used to tavel lights years in minutes and we have to make it." Jacob concluded.

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The next couple of days were spent frantically working. Everyone was sent into overtime. 60 hours a week spent changing fixing and building the device. They had eight days left and by the end of the next three days there were prepared to do a power test. They began clearing away what they had not used yet just to be cautious in case of debris getting thrown around from the force this thing was sure to put out. They were all prepared and standing behind a blast wall and Jacob began the setup and ignition of the Collider. Their were no unusual noises except for course a loud humming and electrical static noise form what would be expected from this caliber of machine.

Jacob went to hit the start switch as the noise picked up and the static of the air thickened he noticed a missed box of parts.

"Damn, there's a box there in the right corner, we're gonna have to stop and move it." Jacob said with an annoyed tone.

"Don't worry, I got it, it hasn't started to it's fullest yet and the box is only like 25 feet away. I can get it, don't stop it." Mike said as he stepped out from the wall to grab the box.

He got it no problem and was making his way back to the wall with it when, of course, with his uncanny bad luck he tripped and got tangled in the bunch of wires powering this monster. This caused the machine to start losing control of itself and start arcing bolts to whatever was the best conductor in the room and immediately making it a pile of dust. No one was able to get out and help Mike out. They wanted to, but Mike told them not to and get out.

"Stop! You guys get out! NOW! It's better to lose just me than risk everyone else's life get out and let Mrs. Blanco know what happened!" Mike struggled to yell over the roar of the machine.

As the rest of the group made their way out they took one last look at Mike before the Collider decided he was the next best conductor. With a flash if white light they thought he was dust in the wind, but what the saw when their eyes adjusted back to normal light levels they saw a blue line that was cooling rapidly. The shock had split the cords and stopped the machine.

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"Shit, I'm done, this is it. The machine is running out of things to hit and I'm nowhere near getting out. I'm never gonna see my friends or family again. Shit, so much for this improvement in lifestyle. The six grand isn't gonna help me now. I guess it'll pay for the funeral costs. God. I'm not going to be able to enjoy anything ever again. No sex, no movies, no traveling, no friends.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Were what Mike believed were his last thoughts just before he was hit by a bolt.

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Mike awoke from the blackout, but couldn't see anything or move at all. He felt a weight on him and something on his face which he determined was why he couldn't move or see. The vibrating in his ear started to subside and he heard screaming.

"Oh my goodness!! Are you alright? Can you hear me?" A sweet voice came as it enveloped him in a happy feeling.

'Unnhhh, uggghh *cough cough cough*" Was what Mike replied with.

He heard... footsteps? They were getting closer to him. He started to sweat and grew more and more uncomfortable and he started to regain more of his feeling in his body. The shroud that had covered his face was removed and the blinding light from the Sun hit him. As his eyes adjusted he glanced around for the source of the voice a moment ago. What he found startled him. He swore he saw a yellow horse with pink hair.

"Umm, e-excuse me, m-mister? Can you hear me?" The horse called to him.

Mike eyes widened in disbelief and his last thought just before he blacked out was, "Well, this is new..." Then total blackness consumed him.

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Author's notes: This is the last we will have of pony-less chapters. Also from now on the story will be in first person. I just wanted to give you some details and reason behind why Mike just landed in Fluttershy's house. If you find errors tell me and I'll fix them thank you for reading this and I hope you enjoyed what you have read so far. More tags will be employed later on. See ya later.

Peels here!

I awoke to a dull beeping, to which I guessed was a heart monitor, and upon opening my eyes I noticed that my head had been bandaged. Most likely from the fall I took earlier. As I went to try and remove it I found my limbs to be either tied down, in casts, or I had been given a numbing agent. I grunted as I realized I would have to wait until someone came in to check on me. Just then I heard the click of a door opening and closing.

"Uhh, hello? Is that a nurse or a doctor? I can't move my arms or legs could you please tell what's going on?" I called to whoever was there.

"Oh! You're awake, that's a relief. You've been out of it for three days. You suffered severe bruising and minor cuts, which is why we have your head bandaged and limbs bound. By the way my name is Nusre Tenderheart. Nurse Redheart and I will be the ones taking care of you." The nurse replied.

"Thank you and if it isn't too much trouble could you remove the bandage from my head? I wanna be able to see around the room." I asked.

"Certainly," Tenderheart began, "Y'know when Miss Fluttershy brought you in we didn't know what to make of you. She just said that you had fallen through her roof while she was making lunch for her animals."

As she finished removing the bandage from my head my vision slowly adjusted to the searing lights above me and I could start to make the out line on the nurse.

"Fluttershy huh? Sounds like she was a flowerchild from the 70's." I said as I thought back to the posters and musicians I had seen from that era.

As my vision came back fully I turned me head to the nurse and immediately thought I was have a bad trip from the pills I thought they would've given me. Seriously, another horse, a white one this time.

"Woah, how strong are these pills you gave me?!" I asked pretty startled.

"What do you mean?" She asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Well, whatever you gave me must be some strong shit. It's making me hallucinate, you look like a talking tiny horse" I said with a chuckle.

"Um, we didn't give you any pills or any other form of medication. Your injuries were minor except for the pretty deep cut on your forehead, and you're correct, I am a talking tiny horse or pony to be exact." She said in a matter of fact tone.

I thought about this for a moment. If I wasn't hallucinating these ponies talking to me and I'm pretty sure I'm not crazy then that must mean The Tesla Collider had worked. I'm on a different planet, maybe even a different galaxy. Time to find out I guess.

"Nurse? Where is this place that I am? Like what planet and country is this?" I asked in an anxious tone as I started to sweat.

"The name of this planet is Equinicus and the country you're currently in is Equestria and you're in the Ponyville Hospital. Wait a minute, are you telling me that you're from a different planet?" She asked with wide eyes.

"Well I guess so, I'm from the planet Earth. I was born in a small city in Florida which is in the country called North America. And as for how I ended up here, my best guess would be that the machine myself and five other colleagues were working on must've sent me he when I caused it to malfunction. It was meant to make space travel much easier and I guess it worked as you can plainly see." I replied, a little shaken up from this situation.

"Wow that's amazing! I'll bet the Princesses will want to meet you as quick as possible. I'll send for them as soon as I check you out to see if you're able to move easily without hurting yourself." Tenderheart said as she began to move closer to my bed.

Just then, the door burst open and two ponies in full sets of armor came in, followed by a large white horse and a slightly smaller dark blue horse came in behind this white one. They were both staring at me intently, unsure of what to make of me. I took a minute to notice that they both had long horns coming from their foreheads and wing form their shoulders.

"Good afternoon, I am Princess Cel-" The white one began, but was cut off by the blue one.

"Who are you and why have you come to out kingdom?! Where are you from?! Are you here to try and destroy us?!" The blue one began to shout questions at me.

"Luna, sister please stop this at once! We have no need to be hostile towards this.. uhhh, creature. He may be here by complete accident so would you please stop shouting so we may find out information without terrifying him." This white on interjected to stop Luna from deafening me.

"I am sorry Celestia, and to you sir, it is just you are the first creature we have ever seen that looks like you and I was anxious to know more about you." Luna said.

"Well, that's alright, if a creature or person came to my kingdom that no one had ever seen before I would've probably reacted in the same way." I said.

The two princesses motion for Nurse Tenderheart to come out into the hallway to speak with them. The two guards were left to watch me. I heard muffled voices, but none were clear enough to understand what they were talking about. After about five minutes I decided to try and talk to the guards to find out whatever I could. This proved to be a failed attempt as they glared at me, grunted, and shifted their weight around and looked straight out the window in from of them, while ignoring me. A couple minutes later the nurse and princesses came back into the room. Nurse Tenderheart began checking me out to see if I could move without hurting myself. When she determined I was well enough for activity she undid the monitoring machines and released the straps that were previously binding my limbs.

I sat up and began to stretch out every part of my body. Satisfying pops and cracks from my joints cause me to sigh in happiness. I turned me body to the right and stood up. Upon doing this I found that I was just about as tall as Celestia and about six or eight inches taller than Luna. I then reached down to grab my feet to stretch my muscles out so I wouldn't be stiff when I was walking. Just then my ankles and wrists were pulled together by some force and upon looking down I saw a faint pink aura surrounding them.

"We are doing this just as a precaution. You are not under arrest, I just don't want to take any chances with the safety of My Little Ponies." Celestia said with an apologetic look in her eyes.

"That is completely understandable." I replied.

I was then led outside to a large carriage and we got in and made ourselves comfortable. What I thought was going to be a long trip to wherever we were going turned out to be about an hour FLIGHT. 'What the hell?' I thought to myself as we landed in front of a huge castle, but not your generic grey stone castle form the middle ages, but a great and beautiful one that look very welcoming. We got off and I was led up the stairs to this palace by the princesses while being followed by the two guards form the hospital. We made our way to a large room with a fittingly large table. This room was more than likely used for meetings. 'Time to answer some questions'. I thought to myself.

The next several hours were spent with me sitting in front of the two princesses answering every type of question possible. Ranging from where I was form to what kind of wildlife there was. Who ruled my planet, the dominant species there. The many different types of technology there. How we got around fast with no wings and how we did difficult tasks without magic and more. By the end of if all i thought I was going to lose my voice form so much talking and explaining. It was getting late and it was apparently time for dinner. Upon hearing dinner my stomach growled like a pissed off lion who just got fucked in the ass.

As we made our way to the dining hall I kept getting weird looks from all the ponies we passed. I wanted to make faces at them just to see their reaction, but decided against it because of the two spear toting guards behind me. I had some questions of my own and decided i would ask them at dinner. We made it to the hall and sat down and almost immediately some of the best smelling food came out. Tray after tray of food was set across the table by the now apparent unicorns I had come to find out they were called. They tops of the trays were lifted and the scent's power increases ten fold. I look around and without thinking I opened my mouth to speak.

"Do you guys have anything like prime rib, or steak? Or pot roast or chicken?" I asked glancing around that table.

A plethora of of gasps and quiet murmurs filled the room. I caught 'meat eater', 'carnivore', and 'oh no, he's going to eat us' from the servants. just then within a matter of seconds there were a dozen spears aimed at my throat. I was probably whiter than Celestia and my underwear was probably yellower than Fluttershy's. The princesses looked at me with both disgust and quizzical expressions.

"Do you only eat meat where you're from? Are you a killer or a cannibal?" Celestia asked as she motioned for the guards to lower their weapons.

"N-no, we're omnivores, we eat just about everything, we don't need meat to survive. And no, I'm not a killer or cannibal. I just opened my mouth without thinking and I apologize." I replied frozen in terror.

"Very well, I am sorry for the reaction we gave you, but I hope what we have provided will be to your liking." Celestia said.

And boy was it! I didn't think you could make soup this rich and flavorful. I swear I went Goku on these bowls. I glanced up every now and then and saw the other ponies staring at me dumbstruck. Hey, I hadn't eaten in three days give me a break! I must've cleaned seven or eight bowls. After we all finished and the dishes were cleared we continued conversing for a while longer. I asked how they knew I was there and who told them that quickly. They told me that as soon as Flutterhsy brought me to the hospital she met with all her friends and told them about me. Twilight Sparkle, who was apparently Celestia's personal student, had written a letter telling the Celestia of the situation and then the events that followed are easy to get and now here we are reviewing what happened.

I was told that the Elements of Harmony were going to be the ones keeping watch on me while I stayed in Ponyville. I was to be presented to the public of Canterlot tomorrow and then Ponyville the day after. We finished our talk and I was led down a hallway to where I would be staying for the night, sans guards for once. Although there would be two guards posted outside my room for safety. As I entered the room I nearly shat a brick. It was huge! It was even bigger than my whole entire apartment back home, maybe even my childhood home. I was expecting to get a small bedroom to sleep in, but this is extreme. I just stared around the room in awe thinking about what could be done here. A giant bed that could easily fit about six of me with enough room to roll around in my sleep was in the middle of the room. A large desk was next to the 20 foot tall window that was overlooking the city. I couldn't help but admire the expert craftsmanship of it. There was also a grand piano on the opposite end of the room and what I guessed to be a closet on the left of it and a bathroom on the right. I decided that if I had enough time before the presentation tomorrow that I would check it out, but for now? Sleep was all that was on my mind.

I got out of my clothes except for my boxer briefs and slid into the bed and within a minute or two i was out. I woke up to the sun shining in through the window and the sound of the city below me. I sat up and looked around. This room was even more extravagant in the light. I got up and notice that sometime earlier my clothes had been taken, cleaned, and pressed for me as the were no longer a wrinkled mess on the floor. I also noticed that there was a new pair of boxer briefs under them. I couldn't help but wonder how they made those for me. I brought them into the bathroom to change after my shower. I entered the room and noticed that everything was the same as bathrooms on Earth. Except everything was a little bit smaller to accommodate the ponies, who I estimated were around an average of about four feet tall save for the princesses of course. I finished showering and made my way out the door when I was greeted by two guards who tole me to follow them. I was led to the dining hall where the princesses were eating breakfast. I joined them and we had a pleasant conversation. When we finished the princesses agreed it was time to show me off. Well here we go.

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A/N: This was a pretty fun chapter to write. I didn't plan on making it this long, but when I started i couldn't stop. I decided to stop and make the reveal the next chapter. I hope to put out two or three chapters a week due to work and classes starting up soon. Thank you again for reading this and I hope you're enjoying it so far.

What's Behind Curtain #1?

We were making our way through the castle to where the reveal would be held. Luna and Celestia were making sure I understood how we were going about the reveal and what to initially expect. As we neared the great doors that were the entrance to the palace a female unicorn came up to the princesses and informed them that the city had been notified and the citizens were making their way to the Reception Hall in the city square.

"This is quite unexpected. To have the citizens make their way to the Hall this quickly is something very new." Luna said as she rubbed her chin in thought.

"Yes, the only other time that this has ever happened is when Discord attacked and we gathered everyone to make sure they were safe." Celestia agreed.

We got outside and made our way to the Square via the carriage pulled by guards. When we arrived we rolled right into what looked like a huge circus tent. I assumed this would be the staging area for the coming event. We got out and there were a few guards and servants from the palace. They were setting up tables and refreshments to be handed out afterwards. Luna and Celestia turned to face me. They went over one last time on how I would go about the routine. I assured them I had it all remembered and they need not worry. With the sound of horns blaring and a brief announcement, we all knew it was time. With nods of their heads, Luna and Celestia made their way out onto the balcony that was built so they could get a better vantage point for the event. I was sitting around waiting until the time when they would call me out. I looked over the food and drinks provided and decided on some punch and a couple cookies. I was listening to the muffled speech of the princesses when I heard a loud creak. I turned to see that one of the legs holding up the balcony had started to come loose and was starting to warp under the pressure.

My construction instincts kicked into action. I jumped up and started to sprint as fast as I could to the legs. I got there and noticed a tool bag full of equipment. I began work immediately to make sure the leg would stay steady and not collapse and maybe injure some of the other ponies. This did not go unnoticed by the guards and they were on me within seconds of me beginning my work.

"Stop him! He's trying to sabotage the balcony! He wants to kill the princesses!" A guard yelled.

Half a dozen ponies were on top of me as I tried to fight my way out and tell them that the leg is giving out and we need to tell the princesses to get off of it. But all that came out of my mouth was muffled screams. Luna must have heard this commotion as she stepped back from outside.

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO SIR MICHAEL?!" Luna bellowed in the loudest voice I have ever heard.

"Princess! He was trying to sabotage the balcony by damaging a leg!" A guard shouted back.

"WHAT?! IS THIS TRUE?! MICHAEL, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!" Luna shouted at me.

"Princess Luna, I wasn't trying to sabotage anything. A leg was about to fall and as you know I did construction back on Earth and my instincts kicked in to fix it before it fell so no one would get hurt. You need to get your sister down and clear the immediate area so no one will get hurt because this thing is going to come down any second." I pleaded with Luna.

The look on my face must've made her change her mind as she went back outside and told Celestia what was going on and then there were screams of the citizens and the loud sound of hooves on stone and they ran away. Just as Luna and Celestia took to the air the balcony dropped as well as a large part of the tent. After the dust cleared and everyone had stopped running and screaming I began to move. I got up and pulled the end of the tent off of my head and what I was greeted with startled me. Hundred of ponies stared wide eyed at me. Some were amazed, some shocked, but I think most were scared of what they were seeing,

"Citizens! Do not be alarmed. This is the person we were going to bring out.", Celestia began. "His name is Michael, and he is a human from the planet Earth. He was sent here unexpectedly by a disaster happened where he worked. Now he is going to be staying in Equestria as we have no way of sending him home, and I expect you to treat him as you would treat anyone else." She finished.

"If any of you are having second guesses about this human and my sister's words then let it be know that he just attempted to save the lives of Celestia, myself and anypony in the immediate area! The only reason this happened was that the Royal Guards decided to attack him while he was trying ti fix the breaking leg of the balcony. The guards involved will be reprimanded as we see fitting!" Luna said.

After the events of today the princesses decided that we should retire to the palace and freshen ourselves up before having dinner. I was in no way objecting to this. I just hoped that tomorrow's event in Ponyville would go much smoother.

After dinner the three of us were talking and the princesses decide that they would let the Elements reveal me to the public. And that we were to leave and drop me off at the home of Twilight Sparkle later that evening. We began to get ready to leave. The princesses were gracious enough to have some clothes made for me so I wouldn't have to wear the same thing everyday. I received three pairs on shorts, two pairs of pants, five shirts, two jackets, a few airs of underwear and some socks. I thanked them over and over and asked them how they got my measurements. They told it was no problem and they did a size scan of my body while I was asleep last night and gave the measurements to their personal seamstress.

We made our way to Ponyville and stopped in front of a large treehouse. I guessed that this was Twilight's house. Celestia knocked on the door and what answered the door almost made me go Scooby Doo and jump into the princess's arms. It was a dragon, even though he was only about two feet tall it was still pretty scary to see a real one. We made our way inside and we saw who I guess was Twilight. She was a purple unicorn with purple hair and some pink highlights in it. It was pretty cute to be honest. She was reading at a table when we entered, but turned when she heard the dragon speak.

"Princess! It is so good to see you. I received your letter and I've made preparation with Mayor Mare for tomorrow. Ah, this must be Michael that you mentioned in your letter. To be honest he doesn't look like what I pictured him to be. It's nice to meet you, my name is Twilight Sparkle and this over here is Spike, my assistant. I've asked the rest of my friends to come over and meet you they should be here any minute." Twilight said, all in one breath I think. I was pretty shocked at that much speech being said with no second breath.

After the princesses and Twilight exchanged pleasantries, Luna and Celestia left. It was now just Twilight, Spike and myself waiting for the rest of the group. Twilight had a number of questions to ask. Most of which were the same ones the princesses had asked me. We talked for the better part of an hour before we heard the door open and five more ponies came in. There was a cyan flying one with multicolored hair, and orange one with blond hair, she had no wings or horn. There was a pink one with curly pink hair, a white unicorn with dark purple hair styled beautifully and finally the same yellow pegasus that had apparently found me when I landed. They all had the same wide expression adorned on their faces.

We all introduced ourselves and for the third time in two days I was hit with a laundry list of questions, all of which I happily answered. It was then My turn to ask questions and find out a little bit more about who would be watching me.

"Well, it's nice to meet you all. I hope we can be friends for a long while and you seem pretty easy to get along with so I don't think it'll be hard to stay friends." I said as we finished with the introductions.

The cyan one, Rainbow Dash was the first to speak.

"You seem pretty cool too, and I think we'll be great friends so long as you don't interrupt my naps." She said with a grin and cocked eyebrow.

We all shared a laugh and then Pinkie Pie burst out with a loud gasp.

"We need to throw you a party after the introduction to the town. It's your welcome to Ponyville party." She said with the biggest grin ever.

"Well, Ah reckon that's a mighty fine idea Pinkie." Applejack spoke up this time.

"That would be nice." Flutterhsy said just above a whisper.

"One can never have to much fun, but still be a lady of course." Rarity said elegantly with a flick of her hair.

"That's all fine, but there is a one little problem we have right now," Twilight started, "He needs a place to sleep. I don't have an extra room, Pinkie had an extra room , but the Cakes are using it for the twins now. There's no room at Fluttershy's and he can't stand on clouds. So that leaves..."

All eyes fell on Rarity.

"Of course darling!" She piped up. "I have an extra room for when my parents come to visit, you can stay in there for the time being. But just remember that when we get there to be extra quiet as my sister, Sweetie Belle is probably asleep by now."

We all agreed that the would be the best course of action and we bid each other a goodnight and we parted ways. I followed Rarity to her home. On the way there I notice three large blue diamonds on the side of her legs. I asked her what it was and she explained to me that it is a 'cutie mark' and that everyone gets them when they figure out what their special talent is. It seemed a viable explanation to me. She went on to tell me what her talent is and what her mark means. Apparently she had always wanted to be fashion designer but lacked a certain flair to her outfits. She soon found out, with the help of her horn that putting gems on her clothes was what was missing.

We arrived at the aptly named Carousel Boutique and quietly made our way inside. We were careful not to step on anything or bump into anything as we made our way up the stairs as she led me to the guest room. She showed me in and told me where everything is should I need any of it. She also pointed out that just down the hall was her room and should I need her help with something all i need to do is ask. I thanked her and went to lay down on the bed to get a good nights rest for tomorrow. My brain, however, had different plans. I couldn't help but think about tomorrow and all the ponies I would meet. If they were anything like who I have met then I think being stuck here would be fine with me.

As I was thinking I heard my door creak slightly open and I could make out the shape of a small head with a horn on from from the ambient light from the moon. I had guess this to be Sweetie Belle, and that we had awoken her when we came in. Without sitting up I prepared to speak,

"Are you this Sweetie Belle, I've heard about?" I asked.

I received a gasp in return.

"It's okay, I won't hurt you. Why don't you come in and talk to me for a little bit. I really would like to meet you. From what your sister said, you sound like the sweetest child I've ever heard of." I said not sitting up to get a better look.

She opened the door and slowly walked in. She look a little nervous and It had to be the cutest thing ever. She sat down a few feet away from the bed and rose her head to look at me. She looked sad, scared and on the verge of tears. I couldn't stand it so I got up. She gasped, but stayed still. I guess she was to terrified to move. I picked her up hand hugged her and sat down on the bed.

"It's okay, Sweetie, you don't have to be scared. I wont hurt you, I just wanted to say hi to you." I cooed.

She must have accepted this and loosed up her muscles a little. I set her down on the bad and she was looking right into my eyes.

"What are you?" She asked a little hesitantly. "You don't look like anything I've ever seen, and I tried to be a creature catcher once. Me and Scootaloo and Apple Bloom go on adventures all the time to get out cutie marks. But we haven't had any luck yet."

I went on to tell my tale of how I ended up here. Sweetie was hanging on my every word in amazement. She grew comfortable with me and scooted closer. I had my hand on her back as I was talkng and I subconciously started to scratch her ears and rub her back. She seemed to enjoy it as she snuggled up to me and started to yawn. After a few minutes I shifted around and was laying back on the bed continuing my story. Sweetie was dumbfounded as I told her about all the technologies and things we have since magic doesn't exist where I'm from.

"You guys really don't have magic? Or get cutie marks? And there's no pegasi or unicorns in your world? Wow, that's weird, I couldn't imagine life without magic." Sweetie with a surprised look on her face.

"Yep. We don't have any of that stuff. That's why we invent something to make a particular task easier." I said with a sincere smile.

"Although, I guess it would be cool to ride in a plane or a car." She yawned as she laid her head down on my lap.

We sat in silence for a little while and just listened to the sounds of night and admiring the beautiful moon and purple night sky. After a couple more minutes I heard Sweetie Belle's breathing get slower and slower and I guessed she had fallen asleep. I was just about to pick her up and move her back to her room when she started to snore lightly. I decided against moving her and I don't think I could move her if I wanted too. She was too cute, all curled up resting on my lap. So I laid my head down on my pillow and became a slave to my own fatigue.

Let's try this again

I was awoken to the sound of Rarity yelling. Throughout the house I could hear her voice. She was calling for Sweetie Belle. I guess she went into Sweetie's room to wake her and found that she wasn't there. I can't blame her, as I would've probably reacted similarly if I couldn't find my sibling, especially if it was my little sister because you know how sick some people are in this world. Just then Rarity rushed into my room panting.

"Michael, have you seen Sweetie Bel-" Rarity cut herself off as she saw the sight in front of her. "Oh dear, what is going on here?" She asked with a slight twinge of anger in her voice.

"Well, last night, about 20 minutes after you left the room I was laying back trying to sleep, but I couldn't stop thinking about today and what was in store. Then I heard my door creak open and saw the small outline of Sweetie Belle. I told it was alright and she didn't need to be scared and it was okay to come in. She came in looking a little scared and upset, I think it was because I caught her trying to be sneaky. Then we started to talk and I began to tell her where I was from and what my worlds was like. She eventually fell asleep and I was going to move her to her room, but I couldn't bring myself to move something so adorable. So I went to sleep." I explained

At that time Sweetie Belle awoke with a yawn and looked at Rarity. She took a very large breath and began to speak.

"Hey sis! Mike is sooo coool! Did he tell you where he was from?! An that they have things called planes that are like a giant pegasus that carries people and stuff? An that they have cars which are basically carts that pull themselves? And that everyone looks like him?" Sweetie Belled yelled in an overexcited tone.

"Yes, yes Sweetie, he has. Now I need you to go get ready for school because Michael has a big day ahead of him and he needs to get ready too." Rarity said as her features softened.

"Awww, will he be here when I get back? I want Scootaloo and Apple Bloom to meet him. *gasps* Maybe he can even help us get our cutie marks!!" Sweetie shouted as she ran out of the room.

Rarity and I started talking for a few minutes. Then Sweetie Belle came to say goodbye as she went off to school. Rarity offered to make me a nice suit for the event later today, but even though I told her the princesses had clothes made for me and they would be alright, she wouldn't take no for an answer. She said it was an apology for reacting the way she did when she came in the room. I could see it was no use arguing so I accepted. We made our way downstairs where we ate breakfast and chatted a little for. We the moved to her planning room to get my measurements. She asked me to strip down to get complete measurements. I immediately blushed and started sputtering out gibberish.

"Uh, do- hmm, I don-, well I mean- I-I-I. We just met yesterday, do you really think that's the best thing to do?" I managed to ask.

"Of course. Why would I have any problem with nudity? Everypony walks around completely naked all the time in ponyville. Come now, please take your clothes off so we can get this done." She pleaded.

"Um, you do know I'm a male right? And males have a certain part of their body just below their waist? I'm not four legged so if I was to strip my umm member would be right in plain sight." I explained.

"Oh ohhhh. Well, yes I can see how that could be a problem, darling. Tell you what. I'll close the curtains and lock the door so no one can see in or walk in. I'll try to get this finished as quick as possible." Rarity replied.

"Well, okay just please try to be quick." I huffed, a little embarrassed by what was about to happen.

Rarity drew the curtains and locked the door, and I pulled my underwear down and out flopped my manhood. Rarity took a moment to look at it.

"Oh, it doesn't look much different than that of a stallions. It is similarly shaped and there is still a sheath to hide the important part. Now time to get measuring." Rarity said.

She went about running a measuring tape across my body and jotting down measurements. More than a few times she absentmindedly brushed across my dick and I could feel myself becoming erect from the pleasant touch of her silky smooth coat and I had to stop and tell her.

"Um, Rarity? Could you stop for a moment?" I asked.

"Why, darling? I'm almost finished, it will just be a few more minutes." Rarity told me.

"Because when you were measuring my front you may have brushed up against me a few times and I felt I needed to let you know." I said with emphasis.

"What do you mean," Rarity began, "where was I brushing up against yo- Oh... I see.."

"Yeaahhh..." I replied.

"Well, now it certainly does look much different from a stallions. It is much more rounded not as flared at the head." She noted. "Oh dear, I know this is quite forward of me, but may I examine it to get a better look at it? I promise I wont do anything besides move it around to see it from a better angle." She asked me in a hopeful almost pleading tone.

I was very hesitant to let her, but from what she was saying and from what I was feeling, I let my smaller brain take over and allowed her to continue. She began to touch it and move it in all directions get a good look at all the angles. I could feel the pleasure growing inside me and begging for release. By this time i was sweating profusely and panting a little. I was throbbing harder than I ever had from the continuing teasing or Rarity's hooves. I had to stop her before I made her a very unhappy pony.

"Rarity I think you should stop. If you keep doing this You're going to finish me off." I grunted.

She immediately picked up on what I mean't a stopped her exploration.

"I'm sorry darling, for getting carried away. It's just that I have never seen one that looked like that. I could help, but wonder what it would feel like inside. It would probably be smoother and much more comfortable to have than a stallion's member." She sighed

"Can I be excused? I need to finish in the bathroom if you don't mind." I asked.

"Of course and again, I am sorry." She apologized.

I started to make my way to her bathroom to prevent what was turning into the worst case of blue balls I had ever seen. As I reached for the door, Rarity called out to me.

"If it makes no difference to you, may I watch? I am interested in what a human's release would look like. You can just imagine I'm not there." She said with a blush.

"Um, if you stood behind me, would that be okay?" I asked as I turned to her.

"Of course." She nodded.

We made our way into the bathroom and Rarity stood behind me as I stood in front of the toilet. I then got to work finishing myself, but no matter how hard I tried I couldn't bring myself off. All I could think about was Rarity's hooves working it a few minutes ago.

With a sigh i asked, "Rarity, would you mind finishing me off? After the feeling of you hooves and coat I can't do it myself right now."

Her face almost lit up, but she caught herself.

"Oh, well, I guess if would help you, then why not? It's harmless right?" She said with a forced laugh.

She got to work and began using both hooves to rub me off gently. She could tell I was enjoying and she looked like she was having fun too. She began to roll it around and began to jerk it with both hooves. I guess she could sense I was getting close as her speed picked up. I began breathing faster and taking in shorter breaths. In about another minutes I grunted and told he I was cumming. She aimed me towards the toilet as two quick shots hit the back of the toilet and a few more smaller ones landing in the bowl. Finally the last of it dribbled out onto her hoof. I watched as she brought it close to her face and began moving it around and what she did next almost made me cum a second time. She licked her hoof clean.

"Well, it seems as though you finish in the same manner as a stallion, and I have to admit your seed tastes much better than a stallions. Yours isn't bitter or too salty. Now let us clean up and get your suit made." She said as she walked out of the bathroom.

She finished the suit within an hour and I have to admit it was the best damn suit I had ever seen. I was a simple black suit with a shiny silver shirt, a fold vest and red tie. I looked like a walking pile of sex. Then Twilight knocked on the door and Rarity let her, along with the rest of the Elements. We all chatted for a while before we decided it was time to leave. We got into a carriage and made our way to the town hall. When we arrived we quickly made our way inside to set up.

The mayor and Twilight were addressing the ponies and thankfully the balcony was part of the building structure this time. Twilight the poked her head back into the waiting room and told us it was time. Twilight returned outside, followed by the rest of the Elements and finally myself. The reaction I received was much the same in Canterlot, but on a much smaller and safer environment. I answered a few questions for reporters and after about a half hour we made our way back inside.

We stayed and had some lunch and talked for a little bit. We talked about what we were going to do about my living and working situation. I couldn't mooch off of these girls forever. I told them about how I am good with tools and building and they agreed that we would go talk to Brick Walle, the owner of Building Blocks to see if I could get a job being a repair man around town.

We made our way back through the town and I got some of the friendliest smiles and greetings I've ever seen and heard. We parted ways as Rarity and I wen back into her boutique. We decided that after that full day we would relax a while before anything else. Rarity decided to take a quick nap before her sister returned home from school and I settled on laying on the couch and think a bit. About 15 minutes after I laid down I heard the door open and close.

"I'm serious you guys! He really nice and he's from another world1 He walks on two legs and is almost as tall as Princess Celestia. He only has hair on his head and has claws like Spike only they're not sharp and when he scratches your ear it feels really nice since we can't really scratch there too well." Sweetie Belle huffed at her firends.

"Oh come on, Sweetie Belle," A tomboyish voice began, " Do you really think we believe that a creature from another world is living in your house and that he is almost as big as the Princess?"

"Yeah, ah hafta agree with Scootaloo on this one, that story 'o yers sounds a little far fetched if you ask me." Who I assumed to be Apple Bloom said because of her southern accent like Applejack. Which mean't the tomboyish voice was Scootaloo's.

As Scootaloo and Apple Bloom were bickering, Sweetie Belle noticed me looking over the side of the couch. I winked and put a finger up to my mouth to keep her quiet. She stifled a giggle fit and began top speak again.

"It's true guys he's really real!" Sweetie started.

"Who dares make fun of The Sweetie Belle?!" I bellowed as I stood up from the couch as menacingly as I could.

Scootaloo and Apple Bloom became quiet quite quickly and stared terrified at me.

"Now, I fear I have no choice, but to punish you wrong doers." I continued as I made my way to them while Sweetie Belle was nearly bursting from holding her laughs in.

I got up to them and reached down and picked them up and began viciously tickling them. All three of the girls began the loudest laugh attack in history. After a few second I put the two girls down to let them catch their breath. Scootaloo was the first to speak up.

"Hey! That was really mean. I was scared of you. Why did you do that?" She pouted at me and I have to admit that sad face and that stuck out lower lip brought out all my HNNNNNNGGGGGGGG.

"Yeah, ya nearly scared us ta death. I'm still shaking a little." Apple Bloom said, a little annoyed.

"Well, don't you guys think it was pretty mean that you didn't believe your best friend and immediately rejected her story without giving her a chance to show to the truth? Do you think that may have hurt her feelings?" I replied with a cocked eyebrow and hand on my hips.

The both hung their heads in defeat. Then apologized to Sweetie Belle and we all began talking. Thankfully Sweetie Belle had told them most of the story so I only had to fill in a few gaps. The girls got comfortable enough with me to start climbing on top of my knees, back, shoulders, and head as we sat on the couch. They had started to come up with idea to try getting their cutie marks. I offered to help them and their faces lit up with excitement.

"What're we waitin' fer girls? Come on!" Apple Bloom shouted as she hopped of the couch followed by Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo.

"Wait a minute girls. Rarity's asleep. Let me write a note and change into something more comfortable." I said as I found some paper and a pen.

I told Rarity that the girls and I went out 'adventuring' and that we'll be back later and I promise to keep a close eye on them and I promised to have them back before sundown. I finished up and went to change in to some shorts and a t-shirt.

"Alright, girls. What are we going to do first?" I asked with a big smile.

A/N: Alright, this is the first chapter where there has been any kind of sexual action with a pony. Let me know what you thought of that please. Also the way things are going right now I think I'll be able to put out four or five chapter a week instead of just three. Let me know what I did wrong and a little constructive criticism never hurt anyone. Now please excuse me while I go apologize to my Rarity figure. Goodnight!

Cloud Surfing?

The girls and I made our way outside, where they immediately started to jump around and roughhouse with one another. They were causing a pretty big commotion and started to bicker over what to try. One would suggest something and another would say they already tried that. They did this for a couple minutes before they reached an impasse. Then with a quick buzz of her wings, Scootaloo jumped up and started to shout.

"Oh, oh! I know! We could try cloud surfing! I saw some ponies doing it in a sports magazine I read once. It looked really fun, I think we should do that. What do you say girls?" Scootaloo said excitedly.

"Cloud surfin'? Now how in tarnation are we gonna do that? Me and Sweetie Belle can't stand on clouds.?" Apple Bloom said with skeptical look in her eyes.

"Well you don't stand on the clouds, you just tie a rope around them and you stand on a board and hold the rope. The wind pushes the cloud around and we move with it." Scootaloo explained.

They all agreed that they wanted to do that, but first we needed a really long rope and three boards for the girls to stand on. Apple Bloom said that they have extra planks of wood on her farm and there's a lot of rope there too. So we started to make our way to her farm. It wasn't a terribly long walk, it was only about 30 minutes, but what you see when you get there makes it all worth it. Acres and acres of the biggest and most beautiful apple trees. And it fits with the giant sign above the gate that reads 'Sweet Apple Acres'. We began walking towards a large red barn when we heard repeated loud thumping.

"What's that noise girls? It sounds like someon- I mean somepony getting slammed into the ground. We should check it out to see if they need help." I hastily said.

"No, it's alright. That just mah brother and sister bucking apples for the harvest. They buck the tree trunk and make the apples fall out so we can sell 'em." Apple Bloom stated.

We walked around the barn to see Applejack rear up, and I had to admit she has a nice roundness to her backside, before she hit the tree as hard as she could with her hind legs causing a large amount of apples to fall down. She turned an noticed us walking up to us.

"Howdy girls and Mike. What're you guys up to today?" Applejack asked as she wiped her brow.

"We were gonna go try cloud surfing today!" Apple Bloom shouted.

"Yeah, Scootaloo saw in a magazine and we agreed that's what we would do next for our cutie marks." Sweetie Belle finished.

"Yes, and we were wondering if we could have three planks and about 100 feet of rope." I asked

"Well shoot, we got plenty 'o that in the barn. Sure you can get as much as you want." Applejack said with a smile.

Just then a much larger red pony came trotting up to us.

"Hey, Bic Mac. This is the feller I was tellin' ya about. This is Mike." Applejack told Big Mac.

I extended my hand to shake his hoof.

"It's nice to meet you Big Mac. Apple Bloom has told me a little bit about you." I said

"Eeyup." Was Big Mac's reply.

We bid each other farewell and made our way to the lake, which was only a short walk from the farm. While we were walking I got to thinking about how we were going to do this. I certainly couldn't throw a rope that high and I don't think the girls could either.

"Say girls, how do you suppose we're going to get the rope around the cloud? I can't throw it that high." I said.

"Aww man. I didn't think about that." Scootaloo said with a frown.

Then I saw a cloud float by with a rainbow colored tail coming off of one side.

"Hey, I think that's Rainbow Dash on that cloud. Do you think she'll tie the rope to a cloud?" I asked. "Hmm, hey Rainbow Dash!!! Can you come down here for a minute?! We have a question!"

"What? Who woke me up?" Rainbow asked as she came down. "Oh, it's you Mike. You're lucky I was almost done napping. Now what is it you wanted to ask?"

"We want to know if you can wrap this rope around a cloud for us.The girls wanted to try this thing called cloud surfing." I said.

"Yeah sure, give me the rope an I'll get it done in less than 10 seconds." She said as she sped off toward a cloud."

And sure enough, within 10 seconds she brought the rope wrapped tightly around a large cloud. We thanked her and continued on our way to the lake. About five minutes later we came to the most crystal clear lake I've ever seen. I couldn't believe there was no one else was here. We walked to the shore to set up, we agreed that they would each go one at a time while the other two would sit on the shore in case something went wrong. I had them guess a number between one and 10 to see who would go first. It came out to be Apple Bloom first, Sweetie next and finally Scootaloo. I picked up Bloom and waded out into the water with a plank and the rope. I helped her onto the board and she grabbed the rope in her teeth. I sllowly released her as I felt the wind start to tug at the cloud. She started to move pretty quickly around the lake.

"Whoa whoa whoa!! I'm doin' it! I'm doin' it!" Apple Bloom hollered back to us.

That was all she managed to get out before a sharp gust of wind blew her off balance and she tumbled into the water. I swam as fast as I could to make sure she was okay. I picked her up and she had the biggest grin on her face.

"Did ya see me?! That was the coolest!" She shouted.

We could hear shouting and cheering from the shore. We waved to Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo to show them we were okay. I brought Bloom back to the shore and picked up Sweetie. We repeated the same actions and Sweetie lasted a few seconds longer. Then it was Scootaloo's turn. I got her on the board and she immediately took off. She went on for a few minutes until a large wave knocked her off balance. I gathered her up and brought her back to the shore.

We sat for a little while and relaxed in the the sun while we dried off. We then heard a deep growl come from out left. We turned to see a large creature that looked like a giant bulldog on steroids that could walk on two legs. I sprang up ready to defend myself.

"Oh no! That's a Diamond Dog! They kidnapped my sister once! And they're really mean and fast!" Sweetie Belled screamed.

"Girls," I started very calmly, "I want you to get behind me in case anything happens. You get behind me right now."

They didn't need to be told twice as they were already 10 feet behind me before I could finish my sentence. I shouted at the dog trying to scare it, but that only seemed to make him angrier. Then, with great speed he ran towards me and jumped. I did the only thing I could think and I grabbed a plank and swung blindly. I knew I hit my target as I heard a sickening crunch. I turned to see the dog backpedaling holding his head. There was a good amount of blood coming from his wound. I looked down to see that my plank had snapped in half.

The diamond dog roared and lunged at me. I wasn't as lucky this time because he got a good swipe across my chest and left arm. As I stumbled back I saw him running towards the three little fillies.

"Oh no you don't! AUUGHHHHH!!!" I yelled as I chased him down and tackled him to the ground, struggling to keep him there.

I did the only thing I could think of and started to punch and kick and beat any way I could. He was starting to struggle less and less, but in my blind fit of rage I took no notice as I continued ravaging his body with my fists and legs. At some point I picked up the broken plank and drove it into his body several times. I only stopped when I couldn't move my arms anymore. Panting, I cam back into conscious thinking and took a look at the mess before me. I've always had a soft spot for kids. They're innocent and haven't had they're minds destroyed by the evils the world has to offer yet. So when I see one in danger I can't help myself.

Panting and weak, I stood up and the girls immediately rushed to my side. They helped me keep my balance as we made our way back to Apple Bloom's. We got there and were greeted by Applejack. I don't think she could see from where she was on her porch because she waved and shouted a welcome back to us. As we got closer she could see something was wrong. She rushed out to help as she called for Big Mac. They two older ponies helped me up the steps and sat me down on their porch swing.

"What in tarnation happened to ya Mike?!" AJ asked with a look of extreme worry on her face.

The girls all started shouting at once. I put a hand up to silence them before I spoke.

"Well, we were at the lake trying out cloud surfing. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle each balance for a few seconds until the splashed in the water. Afterwards it was Scootaloo's turn. She lasted quite a bit longer. We were then drying off on the beach when a 'Diamond Dog' attacked us. I fought him and you know the rest." I explained.

"Well shoot, I'm sorry you guys got attacked and I'm glad the girls weren't hurt. That's mighty fine 'o you ta defend the girls like that." AJ said with a pat on my back. "I'm just sorry you got hurt."

"It's no too bad. The cuts aren't deep, but I'll still go see a doctor to get patched up." I said

"Well not before ya get some supper in ya. A good hot meal'll do ya good and give ya a little energy." AJ Said.

We all went inside and had a nice dinner. I met Granny Smith and I told her my story. We were all eating happily except Scootaloo, who was wolfing down plate after plate. The other fillies explained that she was on a low calories diet to keep in shape and that she must have worked up an appetite after today. Dessert consisted of apple tarts and apple pie. After everything was put away I left with Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. Big Mac offered to come along, but i told him it was alright and I was feeling better.

I dropped sweetie off and explained to Rarity what had happened and she rewarded me with a hug and thanks you kiss. I couldn't help think about how soft her lips would feel around my- NEVER MIND! I then left to drop Scootaloo off. She told me that the hospital was closer than her house and that we should stop there to get me patched up first.

We arrived at the hospital and were greeted by Nurse Tenderheart. I told her what happened as she and Nurse Redheart stitched and bandaged me up. We thanked them and them made our way out and headed towards Scootaloo's home.

We walked up the the house and were greeted by a slightly angry blue stallion with a yellow and white slick back mane.

"Young lady, where have you been?" He piped up as he looked us over.

"I'm sorry Uncle Left Lane." Scootaloo pouted. Uncle? What happened to her parents?

"Excuse me sir, my name is Michael and if you left me come inside I'll explain everything.

He nodded and led us inside. Scootaloo and I took our seats on a dusty couch while Left Lane took a seat in an easy chair. I then recounted what had happened that day and why we were so late returning. He accepted this and turned to Scootaloo.

"I was very worried about my precious niece. I didn't want her to be tragically taken from me like her parents were." Left Lane said. I noticed Scootaloo winced with his words.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

He then went on to tell me about how he used to work with Scootaloo's mother and father, Pipe Dream and Hot Wheels, at the Cloudsdale Weather Factory, more specifically the Rainbow Station. He told me that he and Scootaloo's parents were called to fix the number two yellow mixing vat ad it was malfunctioning and spewing color everywhere. There was a mishap and part of the machine caught Pipe Dream and Hot Wheels.

"And that was the last time I ever saw them. It happened nearly eight years ago. Scootaloo was just a little foal when it happened. I've been taking care of her ever since." He concluded with a slightly creepy grin at that last part.

"I'm very sorry to hear that, sir. I couldn't imagine what that must feel like." I said apologetically.

"Yes, I couldn't believe what had happened, but with time, and Scootaloo by my side, I could get along with my life." He said with a half grin and furrowed brows.

I took my leave and headed back to Rarity's for the night. I needed a goo nights rest. I arrived home and immediately threw my bloody clothes out and took a shower. As I stepped out I heard Rarity call my name. I got dressed and made my way downstairs. I was greeted by Twilight, Rarity, Sweetie and... The princesses?

"I told Twilight what had happened and she notified the Princesses right away. They made their way here as fast as possible, they would like to have a word with you." Rarity said.

"Yes. We are most thankful for your action today in protecting my little ponies." Celestia began. "Taking on a Diamond Dog in hand to hand combat is no easy task. But you did it without a second thought. Thank you."

"Well, I just sort of went into auto pilot and took care of it. He was going to hurt the girls if I didn't do anything and if I can help it, no one will hurt a child if I'm around. What kind of sicko would do that?" I said as I spat near the end.

Luna and Celestia both thanked me again and then returned to Canterlot. While Twilight, Rarity and I talked for while more before Twilight left. Rarity thanked me and hugged me again before going to bed. I also made my way upstair and we gave each other a smile for going into our rooms.

A couple minutes after I laid down, Sweetie Belle came into my room. She trotted up to my bed and barely spoke above a whisper.

"Can I sleep in here tonight? I don't wanna have a bad dream and I feel safe with you. Like the monsters can't get me because you'll beat them up." Sweetie pleaded with puppy dog eyes.

It brought another HHNNNGGGG to my heart. How could I say no to that? I smiled and picked her up. I told her it was no problem and if she ever gets scared she can come to me. She thanked me and hugged me tight before curling up next to me and falling asleep with a smile on her face. I followed soon after.

A/N: This marks the use of the gore tag. There will be more soon as you may be able to guess from events in this chapter. This was a nice chapter to write as the CMC are my favorite group in the show. And Scootaloo is best pony.

Show and Tell

We awoke to Rarity opening the door.

"Is this how I am to expect to find you every morning Sweetie Belle?" Rarity said with a warm smile.

"She was just scared last night and came in here to ask if she could sleep with me because she would feel safe." I told her.

"It's quite alright, darling. I was just having some fun." She giggled. "Now Sweetie, it's time for school come on now."

"Can Mike walk us there? In case there are anymore Diamond Dogs, he can defend us." Sweetie asked.

"If it is no trouble to Michael, I don't see why not." Rarity said as she turned to me. "Is that alright with you?"

"Of course. Just let me change and we'll be on our way." I replied.

We went outside and found that Apple Bloom was waiting for us. We started to talk an walk our way to Scootaloo's house. When we arrived she came out the door before we got in front of her door. We continued on our way to the school house. As we were walking I noticed Scootaloo was limping a little bit. So I decided to ask her about it because it looked a little suspicious.

"Oh that? I -uh, I slept wrong and my leg is a little stiff. It'll wear off in a little while." She stated.

I didn't want to press the matter more while her friends were around. We came up to a large school house where there were a couple dozen fillies and colts running around playing before school started. Then Sweetie Belle spoke up.

"Aww, you guys. I forgot today was show and tell and I didn't bring anything." Sweetie said with a frown.

The other two said that they had forgotten too and that they were sure to get bad marks for today.

"Hey, what if I was your show and tell project?" I asked.

"Are ya sure?" Asked Apple Bloom.

"Yeah, we don't wanna be a bother to you." Scootaloo said.

"It's alright. This could be fun." I said as I started walking up to the school.

The yard had cleared as during out talk they had all went inside. We made our way inside and the girls told me to wait outside until it was their turn. I agreed and sat on a bench listening to each child present there project. A moment later Sweetie Belle opened the door and motioned for me to come in. I entered and stood at the front. All the foals faces were plastered with and 'O' look as they were amazed with what they were seeing.

"Hi everypony! This is Mike, he's a human from Earth and he's nice and funny and he's even stronger than a Diamond Dog!" Sweetie Belle started. "He saved us from one yesterday when he was trying to help us get our cutie marks."

They continued to show me off and tell them about things from Earth that were different. This went on until Ms. Cheerilee announced recess. AS the students made their way outside and Cheerilee asked me to stay and talk. I nodded and took a seat on top of a desk and we began.

"I just want to make one thing perfectly clear to you. If you hurt any of these kids I will make sure it is the last thing you will ever do." She said with a very serious and threatening look on her face.

"Believe me, I'm not that kind of person. I have no reason to hurt anyone without reason. Everypony I've met so far has been more welcoming of a newcomer than anyone would be from my world. What I told the kids is just some of the good things we have, but the truth is that there a serious amounts of violent, disgusting, and hurtful people from my world. There are people in a continent called Africa that kidnap people to be their slaves and kill the ones that don't comply." I explained.

I went on to explain more of the horrors in my world, and also of some of the great things it has to offer.

"Oh my, you're not from this Africa place are you? It sounds terrible. Why would anyone do that to another person?" Cheerilee said as she raised a hoof to her mouth.

"Oh no, I'm from North America. There are some mean people there, but most people are just lazy and fat and pay others to do their work." I said.

"Well that's a relief," She said, "Thank you for talking with me and clarifying things for me. You are free to go out now."

I thanked her and went outside only to bombarded by an army of screaming foals. All their words ran together. I couldn't think and it was a little frustrating. Luckily the girls came to my rescue and settle them all down. I spent the next 20 minutes talking more about my world and playing with the class. Like giving them piggyback rides and tossing them in the air and catching them. At one point they wanted to test how strong I was so as many as possible jumped on me and I stomped around the playground acting like a monster with nearly the entire class holding on to me. Cheerilee came out and called everypony back inside to finish the day.

We returned to the class and sat down for the rest of the class. Being that it was a couple more hours my body took it upon itself to take a nap. I awoke with three small hooves prodding my leg. That class had ended and it was time to leave. The girls packed up and we waved goodbye to Ms. Cheerilee. We then went on to drop all the girls off at their homes. Apple Bloom was dropped off first and then we dropped of Sweetie Belle. Finally now that the other girls were gone I could ask Scootaloo about her limp and swollen left rear leg.

"Scootaloo? I have a question. Why are you still limping? I thought you said you slept on your leg wrong and that it would war off. Is there anything you want to say to me about your uncle?" I asked with concern in my voice.

"What? N-no, I'm fine. I guess it was just a bad position and I'll need to sleep in a different position tonight to help it." She sputtered.

I knew she was lying and that there was something going on a home and i was going to figure it out one way or another.

"Scootaloo. I want you to know that if your uncle ever hurts you or touches you in a way you don't like you can come right to me or any other adult for help." I said as I knelt down and rubbed her back.

"... Okay..." She said as she rose her head. "Thank you, but my uncle doesn't beat me or touch me and if he did I would tell you."

I hugged her as we reached her home. I told her goodbye and made my way to Twilight's to see about getting a job as a repair man or anything similar. I knocked on the door and was greeted by Spike who led me to where Twilight was studying. Twilight noticed us and motioned for Spike to leave.

"Hello Michael, it's nice to see you. Is there something you needed?" She asked as she magically closed her book and walked up to me.

"Yeah, I was wondering if you could bring me to meet Brick Walle to see about a job." I said.

"Oh course. Spike! I'm taking Michael to go meet with Brick Walle to see if he can get a job!" She shouted to the kitchen.

"Okay Twilight. I'm going to go see Rarity." He shouted back.

We made our way throughout the town and I was greeted repeatedly by everypony. We stopped in front of a large store and walked inside. A large stallion, with a brown coat and brick red mane was being a counter. I guessed that this was Brick Walle.

"Hello Mr. Walle, I was wondering if you had a moment to speak with my friend here?" Twilight asked as she walked up to the counter.

"Well, of course Miss Twilight. What did you need?" Brick replied in a gruff, seasoned voice.

"I wanted to ask if there was a way you could give Michael a job. He did the same thing back where he was from and I think this would be perfect for him." Twilight said.

"Hmm, I don't know. I would have to see in in action. There just so happens to be a job I was about to go do. I was asked to repair Miss Fluttershy's roof. If he can come with me I'll watch him work and we'll go from there." Brick said as he scratched his five 'o clock shadow.

"Uh, about that. It was me that did that to Fluttershy's roof. I fell through it when I landed here." I said with a sheepish grin while rubbing the back of my head. "So it's the least I could do for her after she saved me."

"So that was you huh? Well then I think we best be on our way to repay her." Brick said.

We said goodbye to Twilight and made our way to Fluttershy's cottage. We arrived and were greeted by her and her animals. We told her what we were going to and I too this time to apologize for what happened. She told me not to worry about it and that she was at least happy I landed in her house instead of in a remote location where I might not have made it.

Brick and I began work on her room. With his direction and my precision he had replaced to entire room in about six hours. Fluttershy offered us a nice meal and some water. She thanked us and complemented our work. Brick and I made our made our way back to his shop. He agreed that I was great and I got the job. He payed me a total of 240 bits and told me how he goes about paying.

"Now, you get 20 bits and hour for working here and you get 60% of half of each job. This job was 400 bits so half of it is 200 and 60% is 120. How does that sound?" He asked after explaining.

"That sounds a hell of a lot better than where I'm from. Not even my boss would get a deal like that. If bits work similarly to dollars then what I used to make was equal to about 10 bits an hour with no bonus. And if I worked overtime we didn't get paid well. I would work 60 hours a week and would only end up with between 550 to 600 bits."

"Well that sounds like a huge load of horse shit! I would never treat my workers like that, especially as one as good as you. This sounds like it'll be a change of pace for you." Brick said.

I thanked him again and made my way back to Rarity's. As walked up I saw Spike coming out. I told him the good news, he congratulated me and went on he way. I walked inside and said hello to Rarity I told her I got a job and that within a few days should be able to move out to a small house but still be close by. It was then that Sweetie Belle piped up.

"What?! You're leaving?! That means we wont be able to play or go on adventures anymore!" She cried.

"Don't worry I'll be a short walk away and if Rarity says it's okay, you can come over anytime." I said as knelt down and patted her head.

She jumped up into my arms and hugged me tight. She made me promise her I would still see her. I did and asked her if I was allowed to breathe. She let go, blushed, and apologized. We all sat down and ate dinner. i wasn't too hungry so I just had a snack. We all sat down a watched a little bit of television then we all went to bed. Tomorrow would mark my first real day of work.

A/N: This was a great chapter for me. I think this may be it for the rapid release of chapters, as I had the story mostly outlined up until this part. So maybe every day or two I'll put up another chapter. Thanks for the support. I never expected this ind of reaction this fast.

Small Mare, Big Problem

I woke up feeling extremely refreshed and ready to take on whatever Brick could throw at me. I went downstairs and said good morning to Rarity and Sweetie Belle, had some breakfast and proceeded to get ready. I went to leave, but was stopped by Sweetie Belle.

"Can you walk me to school again? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasespleaseplease?" She asked.

"Whoa whoa, Okay Sweetie Belle. Are we going to pick up Scootaloo and Apple Bloom again?" I asked.

"Yeah, Apple Bloom should be here any minute and then we just need to go get Scootaloo." She replied.

We made our way outside and saw Apple Bloom trotting up the road. She said 'howdy' to us and we went to Scootaloo's. We got there and Scoot was waiting on her steps for us. She lit up when she saw us approach.

"He guys!" Scootaloo started, "Where were you? I've been waiting forever for you."

We started to talk for a few minutes before leaving, mostly about cutie mark ideas. Every time it was my turn to speak everyone would look me in the eyes, making sure to pay attention. Except Scootaloo. She had a slight frown on her face and a hard look in her eyes, like she was in pain. I glanced around her body and noticed her left rear leg had some bruising on it as well as some scrapes. There was also a small cut on her neck.

"Hey, Scootaloo? You look pretty beat up, are ya alraht?" Bloom asked.

"You mean the bruise and cut? Yeah... that was me tryin' new tricks on my scooter." Scoot replied.

"Oh, well you should try to be a little bit more careful. Maybe try smaller tricks and work your way up." Sweetie Belle cut in.

I just took notice to her wincing as she walked. The anger that was burning in my chest and stomach. I wanted so bad to walk back to Scootaloo's house and break that fucking son of bitch's neck, rip his head off and shit down his throat! Now child abuse and animal abuse piss me off to no end, and to basically combine them?! Celestia's Sun's heat couldn't compare to how hot my face was, but I knew I had to find proof first so I breathed deeply and calmed down as we continued walking. We arrived at the school and the girls ran off after hugging me and saying goodbye. Ms. Cheerilee waved to me, I smiled and waved back as I turned to leave. Hopefully Brick would have something huge for me to take my mind off of Scootaloo's uncle and his sick mind.

I arrived at Brick's shop and greeted him. We got to talking about how we go about doing the paperwork and cataloging invoices. This was nothing new to me, but it couldn't hurt to get a refresher. The day started off slow, we got a couple of repairs, things like repairing carts and fixing door frames as well as window frames. It was about one in the afternoon when a blue mare with a white and blue mane and tail came into the shop.

"Hello, my name is Colgate. I was wondering if I could get a quote for a wall replacement. We had an accident earlier, somepony crashed into our wall at my dentist office and knocked it in." Colgate said.

"Well, sure, we just need the measurements and we'll talk numbers." Brick replied.

"Okay, well, the wall is 32 feet across the bottom and 18 feet tall. The wall was concrete on the outside and we had wooden beams for support and just sheet rock spread across it. What do you think that'll cost us?" Colgate asked.

"Alright, with the eight beams that are four by four each, the amount of concrete and sheet rock... hmm. We're looking at about 5,000 bits, and that's with a contractor price because you spent more than 2,500 bits so we give 20% off. How does that sound?" Brick said.

"That's a good price for me, but I wont be the one paying. The mare that damaged my wall will be, unless she wants to bring this to court." Colgate answered.

We followed Colgate to her shop. We went around the back and saw it had tarp and tape blocking it. There was a crowd of ponies looking at the damage and murmuring about some mare. We went on to see a grey mare with a blond mane and tail crying on the ground next to the wall. A couple ponies were insulting her and reprimanding her for being stupid. I just reacted and pushed my way through the crowd. I emerged to clearly see the sobbing mare covered in debris. It honestly brought a tear to my eye to see how hurtful people or in this case, ponies, could be.

"WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!!! What's wrong with you ponies?! Stop this!! I know some of you are angry, but you don't honestly think she did this on purpose do you? Do you think this mare was just flying around town and thought 'Hmm y'know what? I think I'll go and knock down Colgate's wall of her office? No. I'm sure she just crashed by accident." I yelled.

"Yeah, but this kind of thing always happens with this featherbrain around!" Shouted a nameless pony. There were dozens of agreements.

"So what! That doesn't make her stupid and that also doesn't make her deserve the harsh insults you've been throwing at her." I was becoming more livid with each word I spat.

"She's just retarded. This town would be better off without her!!" Another pony yelled.

Retarded. The word rung in my ears. Retarded. Retarded. re-tar-ded... That's when I lost it. Having grown up with mentally handicapped kids throughout school, I learned to live with and help them. They were the happiest people in the world. Their minds couldn't be tarnished by the sickness the world had to offer because they couldn't know any better.

"WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!?!?!?!?!? sTEP UP HERE RIGHT NOW AND REPEAT THOSE WORDS TO MY FACE!!!! I WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!" I couldn't yell loud enough.

Then a relatively large light tan stallion walked through the crowd. He had a shit eating grin on his face. He was about the size of Big Mac, but a little less muscular and a little fatter.

"I said it. What the buck are you gonna do about it?" He said, his grin unwavering.

"Take a step closer and find out." I replied.

He laughed and lowered his head and snarled. Then he took of towards me.

"Fucking dumbass." Was what went through my head.

He was about to reach me when I dropped to one knee and threw my shoulder into his jaw. This made him stumble to the side. He shook it off and tried again. This time her got the jump on me and landed a good stomp on my back. Now, fueled by rage and adrenaline, I began my assault. I walked forward and he tried to tackle me. I caught him and held him by his throat and I was slowly tightening my grip. He swung and landed a right hoof on my jaw. It didn't go unnoticed as I proceeded to grab his head with both hands and introduce his face to my knee, more than once. When I dropped he hit the ground with a thud. I turned to face the horrified crowd.

"Now," I began in a very calm tone, "does anypony else think she's retarded?"

The crowd immediately dispersed and went on with their day as if nothing happened. I turned to see Brick, who was stifling a laugh and Colgate, whose mouth was agape with an emotion I couldn't read. The grey mare was behind them staring up at me, teary eyed. What she did next surprised me, She full on fly hug tackled me, shouting 'thank you' over and over. I managed to sit up and get her calm down and explain what happened. That's when I saw here eyes, those beautiful amber, crossed eyes. They were full of love and friendliness.

"Well, ya see the thing is *sniff* I can't fly too good on account of my crossed eyes. And because my vision an depth perception are a little off I sometimes crash. I don't do it on purpose ], I just don't turn wide enough and end up hitting something or somepony." She said.

"Well that's certainly no reason for those ponies to act like that. So you can't see as well as others, who cares? All that matters is that you're happy. By the way, what's your name?" I said.

"Oh, umm my name, is Derpy Hooves... I know it's a stupid name and I hate my mother for it. She named me that when she saw my eyes..." Derpy said as she was on the verge of tears again.

"I don't think it's stupid at all, I mean it's just a name right? My dad wanted to name me off of a character from a movie. He wanted to name me Dalton from the movie 'Roadhouse', but he settled on Michael.

Then Brick and Colgate walked up to us.

"As much as I hate to break this moment up, there is still the matter of payment for my wall." Colgate piped up.

"Oh right. How much is it? I hope I have enough this time..." Derpy said as she hung her head.

"Five thousand bits, paid in full or I'll take you to court." Colgate said.

Colgate was turning out to be a bit of a bitch. If dentists here get paid anything like dentists on Earth then she had no reason to act like this.

"Ohhhh maaann. I don't have that much... I'm only a mailmare." Derpy sighed as she started to cry again.

"Well, I guess that's too bad. I'll see you in court." Colgate said as she turned to leave.

"Whoa. Now wait just a minute here. I'm sure you make a substantial amount of bits here and you can work out some kind of payment plan with Derpy." I said as I stood up.

"I'm afraid not, I want it paid immediately." Colgate said as she turned her nose up.

"Okay, you don't have to be such a bitch to her. She delivers mail. It's not like she rakes in money, she can't just pull 5,000 bits out of nowhere. Y'know what? I'll pay it. Brick? I want you to take my payment as a down payment for the bill and whatever work I do until it's paid." I said.

"Uh, you sure about that son? That's a lot of bits to just give up." Brick huffed.

"Yeah I'm sure, besides, she needs it more than me. I don't have nay bills right now so I don't really need money at the moment." I said confidently.

"Okay, if you say so. So that's gonna be 1,500 bits to start and then however many hours it takes us to do this thing." Brick said.

Derpy then made her way home after thanking me one last time and Colgate left in a fit of anger at my insult. Brick and I then got to work. We were working for about 10 hours before we decided to call it a day. Brick told me that with the 200 bits from the work just now as well as the work and bonuses from the three other jobs the remainder of the bill was only 1,700 bits. What he did next will put him in my debt for a while. He paid the remainder of the bill and told me that such a selfless act for a pony I didn't even know had inspired him to be generous. I thanked him for doing this and we wen to tell Colgate that all we needed to do was spread the sheet rock and we would do that in the morning. She hastily thanked us probably not wanting to talk to me again and I was completely fine with that.

We got back the shop and I told Brick good night and thanked him again. He told to not worry about it and take the day off tomorrow for the hard work I did that day. I smiled and made my way back to Rarity's. I arrived and was immediately hushed by Rarity. She motioned to the couch where I turned to see the adorable ball that was Sweetie Belle sleeping peacefully.

"She fell asleep waiting for you. She wanted to tell you about her day at school and how a the other foals wanted to know more about you." Rarity whispered.

I smiled at the filly before turning back to Rarity.

"I've never seen a child become so interested in anything so quickly before." I whispered back to Rarity.

"I think she sees you as a big brother she never had, and I know what you mean. You've been here about a week and she's so attached to you." Rarity said.

"Well I've always been good with kids so I guess equine kids count too." I said as I rubbed my chin.

We talked a little while longer before my tiredness won the battle and I said goodnight to Rarity. With the day off tomorrow I was going to spend it trying to find Derpy and talking more with her. She seems really nice and looks like she needs a friend. The thought was obliterated when my head hit the pillow, I was done.

I woke up to somepony singing. I walked through the house, following the voice. It lead me to Sweetie Belle's room. I peaked in and saw her looking in her mirror an using a brush for a mic. I stepped in and she immediately noticed me. She scrambled to hide the brush and not look embarrassed.

"Aww, Mike! Why did you sneak up on my like that?" Sweetie said with a frown and blush.

"I just woke up to the most beautiful singing voice and wanted to know whose it was. So I followed it and found you. You have a real gift Sweetie. Very rarely would you find a person with that kind of talent at this age in my world. I mean a seven year old that can sing that well?" I said with a generous smile.

"Hey! I'm eight! And do you really think I can sing that well?" She said, blushing again.

"Of course. Anypony would be happy to have that voice." I said.

"Thanks. Hey it's time for me to go to school, wanna walk us?"

I agreed and we went downstairs to say goodbye to Rarity. We met with Apple Bloom outside and went to pick up Scootaloo. We met Scootaloo and headed to the school. Upon inspecting her body I saw no new wounds and to my relief she seemed a little bit more open with me than usual. Maybe she had momentarily forgot what I told a couple days ago. I didn't continue the thought as we continued walking. We made it to the school and the girls ran off waving back at me. Now it was tine to find Derpy.

I arrived in the town square and started asking ponies if they had seen her. Some were shaking when I asked, probably from what they saw yesterday, but I paid no mind to it. That stallion got what he deserved. Others just told me no they hadn't seen her or she passed a little while ago. I decided to take a break from my search and took a seat on a bench in the park. I was absorbing the Sun's rays when I heard it. Muffled cries and sobbing coming from behind me. I got up and turned to see a tree, but at the bottom I saw a blond tail sticking out and I decided to investigate. I went around the tree and there I saw her. Derpy, just lying there with her face in her hooves, softly crying. Without wanting to startle her I whispered out to her.

"Um, Derpy?" I said as I knelt down.

"Just go away and leave me alone!." She said, without looking up.

"Derpy, it's me, Mike, from yesterday at Colgate's office." I said as I put my hand on her back and began to rub it. "Is there something yo want to talk about?"

"Huh, Mike?" Derpy said as she turned to face me. "Hey Mike! I didn't recognize your voice."

"Yep it's me. I heard you crying. Is there a problem?" I asked.

"No, I'm just a little upset about yesterday is all. I'll be fine." She said with a weak smile.

"Okay, if you're sure. Hey wanna get something to eat and talk for a while?" I asked.

"Um, I can't. Not now, I have to get home. I have some errands to run." She said quickly.

"Well, can I walk you home, we can talk a while." I said.

"Okay... sure..." She said hesitantly.

We started walking to her house and began talking. We talked about where she was from and where I was from. Where she grew up and how she ended up being the Ponyville mailmare. I told her about my childhood in Florida and how I got into construction. We exchanged stories for a few minutes longer before we arrived at what I guessed to be her house. It was a little worn down and sort of grimy. I hope the interior looked better for her sake. I decided to ask her if she wanted to go out tomorrow to find out more about her and show her what a friend is.

"Hey, are you busy tomorrow, Derpy?" I asked.

"No, but I have to work until three tomorrow. Why do you ask?" She asked with a raised brow.

"I want to take you out tomorrow and get to know you better." I said.

The expression on her face went from happy to surprised to sad and back to surprised.

"Why would you wanna go out with me? No one has ever asked me out on a date before." She said with a blush.

"Well you very friendly and nice. I can't imagine why no one has asked out such a pretty mare before." I said as I pondered some reasons.

"The eyes... It's my eyes, they think I dumb and can be taken out because I'd be an embarrassment. No one has ever even been in bed with me. I bet they think I freak out and break them or bite them of something if we get intimate." She said while holding back tears.

"Nonsense. I can't believe why anypony would think that. So if you're up to it, wanna see a movie and get some dinner?" I asked.

"Oh, umm... sure, I would like that." She smiled as she tried to hide her blush.

"Then it's a date!" I confirmed. This only seemed to increase the blush on Derpy's face.

She said goodbye before she ran inside and slammed the door. I laughed a little at her behavior and turned to go back to Rarity's. I wanted to relax and think a bout what to do with Derpy tomorrow. I arrived to see the 'Cutie Mark Crusaders' playing in the foyer of the shop. They ran up to me and started telling me about their day. Scootaloo still seemed to be relaxed as she was getting more talkative. They started talking about their next idea and started making plans.

"Hey, Apple Bloom come help me get some stuff outta my room." Sweetie said as she headed up the stairs. Bloom not far behind.

It was just me and Scootaloo in the room, I decided to ask about her home life.

"Hey, Scoot. How ya been?" I asked. "Is everything fine at home?"

"...Yeah, I'm fine..." Scootaloo replied.

"Your Uncle Left Lane hasn't been hitting you has he?" I inquired.

"No... well only when I misbehave." She said as she looked away.

Damn this stallion. He's turned her into a lying machine for him. How sick is this guy?

"Scootaloo. I want you to look at me seriously for a minute and listen." I said as I knelt to her eye level as best I could.

I had her undivided attention because of my tone of voice.

"I want you to know this. If he hits you too much or touches you, run and try to find a grown up. I'm being serious here. I can't prove he's doing anything, but from your injuries I can tell you didn't do that yourself. So please pay attention, if you want to get away you just need to tell someone if it gets to be too much for you okay?" I explained while holding her still.

My answer was a weak tremble and a slight nod. I pulled her into a hug, to which she returned strongly. Then Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle came back downstairs. Scoot and I released each other and walked up to them to se what they got.
Apparently they wanted to be kite flyers, but they would be literally flying with the kite. We went outside and spent the next hour or so trying to get them to stay aloft, but the wind was too weak and we finally gave up and headed inside. It was starting to get late and Apple Bloom had to leave to finish chores at the farm and Scootaloo had a curfew. The told us goodbye and they went on their way home.

Rarity arrived a short while later. She told us she spent the day with Flutterhsy at the spa and that she would have dinner ready in a few minutes. I offered to cook and to my surprise she let me. I made a simple pasta and garlic tomato sauce dish with a nice salad bowl and some baked biscuits. The meal was delicious as it was one of the few I could make really well. We all at out fill and made our way to the living room to watch whatever was on television. We soon found it hard to concentrate on the program and headed to bed I tole Rarity and Sweetie Belle goodnight and went into my room to rest up for the upcoming date with Derpy.

A/N: Alright, we're getting closer to two story arcs here and I'm sure you can guess who they involve. Also, after the next chapter I will do a time jump. Nothing drastic, just about a week or so, maybe two. Don' worry I will give you a detailed description with what happened in that time. I'm doing this to push towards the first my first arc. I also want to thank you all who have liked, watched, and favorited my story. I didn't think it would be this popular this quick. I know it's nothing compared to other storied here, but the kind things you guys say really make me want to keep writing. And thanks for the comments saying what needs to be fixed. Goodnight.

My Date With Derpy

I didn't think I'd be this excited about today. I mean it's just a date right? We're gonna go out, get some dinner and maybe go to a movie. I think it may have something to do with her beautiful albeit crossed eyes. I got up and showered and had breakfast with Rarity and Sweetie Belle. I told them about today's plans and that within the week I'll have my own place. They were both excited for me. I asked Rarity if I could have some more clothes made for leisure.

"Of course, but maybe we need some new measurements." Rarity said with a wink and sly grin.

"Uhh, umm, buuu, you..." Was all I could say.

Rarity laughed at my extreme discomfort with Sweetie Belle in the room, she was clueless though. She told me it was no problem and that they should be ready at around five. I thanked her and insisted I pay for them this time. It was a tough argument, but I won. Sweetie asked me if I could walk her to school, but I told her that I have to get to work early so I could go out tonight. She understood, but was a little upset.

I left and headed to Brick's store to begin whatever jobs he had taken on today. I arrived and he was in the back pulling orders. He informed me that there were 3 jobs today so expect at least 10 hours. The jobs came out to be a total of 3,800 bits. So on top of my at least 200 bits, I would be getting 1.140 more bits. Hell yeah, that's a good start to a house for one day of work. I helped Brick finish pulling orders and then we set out to begin the first job.

We came up to a little shop and a cream colored mare with pink and purple hair came out to great us.

"Hello, my name is Bon Bon. I take it you're the ones here to built my storage room?" She asked.

"Yes ma'am, that's us. Now if I am correct, this room will be 10 by 12?" Brick asked.

"You are correct and the agreed upon price still stands at 2,200 bits?" Bon Bon asked.

"Yes it is, now if you'll show us to where we need to start we'll get this done within a couple hours." Brick said.

Bon Bon nodded and began to lead us inside. I was about to ask what the room would be used for, but stopped when I saw the inside of the building. It was all to wall candy creations. Everything you could think of was here. I then guessed that the room was going to be for storing ingredients and such. Bon Bon showed us the area and then smiled as she left us to work. We began by marking the cutting areas and setting up the needed materials.

Just like Brick said, within about three hours we had finished the room. It was fairly simple thanks to the broom closet we used with was already three by three. We put up 10 supports and put up four large sheets of drywall. We mounted a few shelves and set up a few storage racks. We went to let Bon Bon know we finished and to receive our pay. She was overjoyed at the room and thanked us for our time. As a bonus she gave us both a bag of treats and boy were they the best candies anyone could have ever made.

We made our way to the second job, which was building a section of fence for none other than the Cakes. They wanted to have a fenced in area for the foals to play in so they wouldn't break as much stuff in the shop. We got right to work and began digging holes to put each of the eight posts in. We finished and set the posts in and poured the cement in. thank God... or Celestia for quick dry. I took about a half hour for all of it to settle. During that time we began cutting the cross beams for support. The whole job took about 4 and a half hours to complete. The Cakes thanked us and paid us 1,100 bits. Before we got a chance to leave Pinkie Pie popped up in front of seemingly out of nowhere and gave us each, as she put it, 'her new Super Duper Scrumdillyumptious Boysenberry Cupcakes'. We thanked her and ate them as we left.

Our last job took us to a music shop, where we were greeted by a pony with a white coat and two-tone blue hair. Here eyes were covered by a pair of purple goggles.

"Hey dudes, what's up?" She asked in a relaxed tone. "You the ones here to fix my muffed up wall?"

"Uh, yeah, that's us. I assume you're Vinyl Scratch?" Brick asked.

"Yup that's me, and who's this stud over here?" Vinyl asked as she pointed a hoof towards me.

"Uh, my name's Mike. Brick hired me a few days ago. Nice to meet you." I replied.

"Wow, cute and has manners? Nice. And it's always nice to meet me." She said with a wink.

She then turned to lead us to where we would be working. Now, it may have been me, but I could swear she was swaying while she walked. And for a split second I could see the promised land as her tail swished to the side. She looked back and grinned deviously. She lead us up some stairs and into a bedroom. She showed us a rather large hole in the wall, the cracked door frame and equally damaged door. She then turned to leave us to our work.

"Hey Mike, I think that hellcat likes you man." Brick said with a chuckle.

"Naw, couldn't be." I said with a 'no shit' look on my face.

We shared a laugh and got to work fixing whatever it is she managed to do here. We got some sheet rock to put over the head sized hole in her wall. as we let that sit we began tearing down her door frame and removing her door. We measured and cut a new frame and replaced to door. We checked to see if the wall was finished drying and saw it was. Se sanded it over and wen to set and secure the frame in place. It took about and hour and a half to finish. I couldn't believe Brick was spot on with the time. When we were done Vinyl came into the room.

"Hey guys, looks like you're done. Nice job, here's your pay." Vinyl said as she tossed a back to Brick.

"Thanks, it was a pleasure doing business with you. Uh, Mike? I'll see you back at the shop, I gotta sort out the bits and put the extra stuff away." Brick said hastily as he rushed to leave.

Now it was just Vinyl and I, alone, in her bedroom. What could possibly happen right?

"Now that he left I can show you how I thank cute guys who help me." Vinyl said with a grin.

I was frozen in place and she took full advantage of this. She was on me in a second and she pushed me down on the bed. She went right for my pants and using her magic she yanked them off in a heartbeat. Now the only thing guarding my now throbbing cock was a thin layer of underwear. Which she then yanked off almost as fast as my pants. My now bouncing dick was in plain sight for her to behold. She wasted no time getting to work. With expert tongue work she wrapped around my cock and slid up to the head. Then, without missing a beat , she took me in to the base. I let out a sharp breath as I wasn't expecting that kind of pleasure that quick. She began working very fast bobbing her head up and down as she swirled her tongue around my shaft. No blowjob I have ever gotten was this good. The girl was a pro. I couldn't imagine lasting for five more minutes if she kept this up. Then like she heard my thoughts, she withdrew me from her mouth and went for my balls. She took both in and sucked hard. I could only gasp at her efforts. Then while she was still sucking she stuck her tongue out a d licked my asshole. With me not expecting that I tightened up and pushed my hips up, causing her to suck harder. A loud groan was all that came from me. She released me and went back for my cock. I could see her hoof traveling down her body to her dripping pussy. Without a second thought I asked a question.

"Hey, why don't you let me help with that?" I asked. "I bet my fingers and tongue could do a better job."

Without hesitation she spun around with my cock still in her mouth, which brought a new wave of burning pleasure to me. She placed her ass inches away from my face.

"All yours stud." She said.

I didn't need to be told twice as I went in for the kill. I worked double time to get her off before she got me off. Muffled moans, groans, and cries of pleasure were escaping her mouth as I worked on her. Her juice was very rich, and it tasted nothing like any girls I've had before. It wasn't sour or overpowering it was just flavorful. I could tell she was getting closer now as more and more juice came flowing out. I think she could tell I was close too from the change in her tactics. I refused to let myself cum before her. I then had and idea. I took her clit into my mouth and bit down on it with my teeth behind my lips and stuck my middle finger in her ass. With a gasp and a shout I was rewarded for my efforts as a wave of cum came rushing out of her. She wasted no time as she went back to finish me off. She pressed the tip of her tongue hard against my dick hole and swirled it around while sucking hard on the head. This proved to do the trick as a copious amount of cum rushed into her mouth. After we both came down from our orgasms she turned to me and opened her mouth. She showed me all the cum and then swallowed it in one large gulp.

"That's a hell of a lot better than any stallion I've tasted." She said as she licked her lips. "I'll have to break my wall more often."

I laughed and thanked her for her little bonus and got up to leave. I had to go see Brick, get paid, get my clothes from Rarity and go pick up Derpy. I can tell you the last thing that will be on my mind tonight form what just happened.

I got paid and went to Rarity's. She made me some nice khaki slacks and a navy blue polo shirt as well as a sport coat. I thanked her and left to make my way to Derpy's. I arrived around eight and knocked on the door. When Derpy answered she had the biggest happiest grin on her face, she looked the exact opposite from the last time I saw her. She hugged me and thanked me for going out with her. We started to leave and just began talking about more things from our past, like games we played, stories we liked, and funny things that had happened to us. We made it to the center of town where all the shops are when I realized something. I didn't plan this out in the least bit.

"Uh, hey Derpy? I don't really know about many of the places here and I didn't make a plan for tonight. Is there anywhere you like to eat?" I asked with a sheepish grin.

"Ooh ooh ooh, yeah! We can go to Pony Joe's. His place is sorta small, but they know how to cook." She replied happily.

I followed her to 'Pony Joe's' and upon entering I noticed it was just like a 'Denny's' or 'IHOP' back on Earth.

"We have a place just like this back where I'm from. If they serve anything like mine then this will be delicious." I said while stopping myself from drooling.

"That's great! Don't tell Pinkie Pie this, but Pony Joe's muffins are the best." Derpy whispered.

"Don't worry, your secret's safe with me." I said.

We shared a laugh and were seated in a booth. We talked a while before a waitress cam e to take our order. Derpy, of course, got muffins as well as a 'Fresh Burger' which was a compilation of veggies mashed together in a patty. It sounded good so I ordered on and then a short stack of pancakes. Our food came out within 10 minutes of ordering which really surprised me. I've never been anywhere where it took less than 20 to get food. We ate our fill, and I have to say veggie burgers are great once you season them right. I paid the check and left what I thought a nice tip of 20 bits.

Derpy led us to the Ponyville Cinema. The place was pretty big and it didn't look too crowded. On a wall there were advertisements for every movie playing. They all looked interesting from my point of view, but I asked Derpy what she wanted to see.

"All these look good, but what should we see?" I asked.

"Oh, we should see the new Daring Doo movie. It just came out last week. In this one she has to find the key to lock Tartauros back and stop all the creature's from destroying the world." Derpy explained.

"Alright, that sounds like it'll be full of action." I said.

We walked up to the booth and I paid for the two tickets. We got inside and you're not gonna not get popcorn and a drink so I bought a large bucket and a large 'Pony Fruit Fizz' which I guessed was the same as fruit punch soda. When we got to our theatre we saw there were only a few ponies there. We took our seats right in the middle where we would have the best view of the coming events. We talked for a while about dinner and how I was adjusting to my new life in Ponyville. Then the lights dimmed and the coming attraction previews played then finally the opening credits rolled in.

The movie was without a doubt, one of the coolest and most action packed movies I've ever seen. I would compare it to 'Indiana Jones' but much better in terms of story and actor quality. My eyes were glued the whole time as we watched Daring Doo fight of minotaurs, centaurs, cyclopes, and other monsters. Derpy at some point had snuggled up to my arm and another HHNNNNNGGGG attacked. I swear if this keeps up I'll have a heart attack before 30.

We left the cinema and walked backed to Derpy's. We talked a bit about the movie and as I turned to leave, Derpy called out to me.

"Hey... umm, wanna come inside... and have a drink and talk? Maybe watch some t.v?" She said shyly.

"Uh, sure, why not? It'll be nice to have a drink and unwind." I said with a sigh.

We went in and I sat on the couch as Derpy brought over two glasses and a bottle of 'Apple Family Spiced Rum'. She poured the glasses and turned the t.v. on. We sat and watched the news for a little while before Derpy changed to a movie channel. It was something about a small town being overrun by a swarm of matter eating bugs and it was up to the town's youth to fend them off.

As Derpy and I talked I learned more about Cloudsdale, Manehatten, Baltimare and more. It was very interesting learning how similar our worlds were. The conversation then turned into past relationships when I saw Derpy start to tear up. She told me about how colts would joke with her and pick on her when she was young. They would invite her somewhere, leading her on the thought that they were going out somewhere and then when she arrived they all shunned her. It was terrible to hear and I ended up embracing Derpy while she relived those terrible memories. What happened next would prevent me from sleeping that night.

Derpy looked up to me and leaned in to kiss me. I was in shock, but I didn't pull back. Her kiss was the gentlest loving kiss I have ever gotten. I t felt so good and without a second thought to it, I kissed back. We pushed against each other for several minutes, enjoying each other. She finally broke the kiss and immediately blushed and turned away.

"I'm sorry..." She said.

"You don't have to be." I said as I turned her head to face me.

I pulled her into another short kiss before standing up to leave.

"Thank you, for tonight, Derpy. I had a great time and I hope we can do this again." I said with a warm smile.

"No, thank you, Mike, you are the first one to accept me for me and not run away as soon as you see my eyes. And yes, we will do this again, goodnight." Derpy said as she hugged me and nuzzled my chest.

I left and made my way back to the Boutique, where I was tackled by Sweetie Belle.

"Hey Mike!! How'd it go? Was it fun? What did you guys see?" She assaulted me with question after question.

"Hey Sweetie Belle, yeah it was fun. We had a really nice time and we went to see the Daring Doo movie.' I replied.

"That's awesome. I wish I could see that movie, but Rarity wont take me. She says it's 'barbaric', and will rot my brain out." Sweetie pouted.

"Really now?" I said as I leaned in to whisper to her. "How 'bout we go and see it tomorrow with Apple Bloom and Scootaloo?" I grinned.

"*gasp* That sounds great, but we gotta tell Rarity." She said.

"Of course, now, how about we get to bed? It's pretty late and it sounds like we have a big day. I'll go see Applejack while you guys are at school and make sure she's alright with it. Then, when you guys get out we'll all go to Scootaloo's to ask her uncle." I said.

We headed up stairs and I tucked Sweetie Belle in and she was out like a light within a minute or two. Feeling the fatigue set in, I went straight to bed and fell face first on to it and passed out. Big day tomorrow. If watch three ponies was anything like watching three kids, I was going to need as much sleep as possible. Huh I guess that kiss couldn't win against the glorious idea of sleep.

A/N: Okay now, change of plans. The time jump will be after this next chapter. I had this idea to take the CMC out and as I was nearing the end of the chapter. I just thought it would be something funny to do. Now on a side note. I have never given a description of my character so if you guys wanna comment and take some guesses that would be cool. Goodnight and thanks again for reading and liking my story.

Fillies =/= Children!!

The morning came way too early for me. I awoke to a very powerful and in rapid succession bouncing on my chest. The CMC were hopping up and down on me shouting "MOVIE DAY MOVIE DAY...". When I finally got them to calm down, I got up and told them that after I eat breakfast and shower some and make sure I don't work this morning, I would take them. A collective "awwwww" was what I received as a substitute for them understanding.

I ate some honey oats cereal and showered and left to go talk to Brick to see about my schedule for today. On my way there I ran into a little pony I hadn't seen in a while. It was Pinkie Pie. Upon catching sight of me she let out a very loud gasp and galloped towards me, but as she got closer she didn't look like she had any intention of slowing down. My thoughts were confirmed with a powerful tackle from her.

"Oh my goodness, Mike! I completely forgot about throwing you a party for arriving in Ponyville! I mean I never forget anything, well except for the one time when I was making 42 dozen cupcakes for a party and I saw foals playing jump rope so I joined in, but seriously who could resist that? Come on. Jump rope! That's like the best thing ever since parties..." Pinkie rambled

I was warned by Twilight that Pinkie likes to talk a lot so before I was stuck here for who knows how long, I covered her mouth to silence her.

"Pinkie, calm down what is it you were saying about a party?" I asked.

"Oh yeah, your 'Welcome to Ponyville Party'. I make sure everypony gets one, but since you're not a pony... *gasps* That means I can make up a new party. I'll call it 'Equestria's First Human Party' it'll be a blast, especially with my Party Cannon." Pinkie said.

"Okay, what about today? I'm going to make sure I don't work and if I don't then I'm taking Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle to see a movie. After that, I don't have anything planned so it works out." I said.

"Okay, great! I'll go get the invitations ready. See you tonight!" She hollered back as she galloped away.

Now that that was over, I made my way to Brick's shop. I walked in and there was almost nopony in there. Brick had only pulled what looked like three small orders maybe around 300 bits a piece.

"Hey Brick? You back here?" I asked as I went to the receiving room to look for him.

"That you Mike? Yeah I'm here." He said as he came around to greet me. "What d'ya need?"

"I was wondering if you need me to work today?" I asked.

"Hmm. Nope can't say I do. Only got three orders today, but me, Hammer Down, and Stone Layer will take care of 'em." He said.

"Okay thanks. That works out well. Hey, there's gonna be a party tonight at the Sugarcube Corner. Come on by, have a good time and take a load off." I said with a smile.

"Sounds good. I'll se ya there. Be here around noon tomorrow though." He said.

With that, I left and went back to tell the girls the good news. I arrived and told them that we can go to the movies ,but we need to make sure it's alright first. We went to ask Rarity and she was more than happy to let me take the girls, she said something about an order and she needed no interruptions. I tuned out and just nodded my head. We told her goodbye and made our way to the Cinema. This should be fun.

We arrived and the girls immediately took off to look at everything. It was impossible to get then to listen until I threatened to take the home. That got their attention and we went up to the booth to get tickets.

"Four for the Daring Doo movie please." I said.

"Sir, by the rules of my job, I am told to inform you of the nature and content of this movie may be something an adult would want to think about when bringing children to the movies." The teller explained.

"I'm aware of the content. I saw this movie yesterday and from seeing what happens I think this will be fine. It's not violent and there's very little profanity in it. I think these girls have heard it around town just from overhearing conversations." I said.

"Okay, here are your tickets, that'll be 13 bits. Thank you and enjoy movie." She said with a smile.

I thanked her and we went inside. We went up to the snack bar and got our popcorn drink and the girls each got a small candy. We made it to the theatre with no accidents. So far they seemed to be just about as difficult to keep tabs on as human children, but we are only about an hour in so this could change.

We sat down in our seats and to my pleasure there were less than a dozen other ponies here. I guess everypony had seen it already. The girls still seemed very energetic, they were hopping all around during the coming attractions and movie-esque commercials. When the lights dimmed and the speakers boomed to life, they halted and ran back to their seats. They all had huge smiles on their faces, but Scootaloo seemed to have the biggest.

The intro started. It was a train chugging along a track in the middle on an oasis in the desert. You heard grunts and clangs as well as shouting. The camera cut to a passenger car where Daring Doo was fighting off some of her nemesis' cronies; three rottweilers with swords. She was jumping from bench to bench and bucking them at the same time. The girls eyes were glued to the screen in amazement. "Whoas" and "wows" would periodically come from their mouths.

As the movie went on the girls had somehow made their way onto my shoulders and head for a better view of the movie. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were on either shoulder and Scootaloo had planted herself on my head. It didn't bother me at all because they couldn't have weighed more than 12 to 15 pounds each.

As the movie came to a close with Daring Doo collecting yet another priceless artifact and outsmarting and defeating her nemesis, K. Nein Krusher; the German Shepherd. As the lights came back to full brightness, the girls also went back to being energetic.

"Did you see that part where Daring Doo had to jump from the falling train at the start when K. Nein blew up the bridge?" Sweetie Belle shouted.

"How 'bout when she got the rottweilers stuck in quick sand when she pretended she was stuck?" Apple Bloom chimed in.

"Oh yeah? What about when she released the snakes and trapped the bad guys at the entrance to the tunnel?" Scootaloo cut in now.

They argued like this, each determined to prove that their favorite seen was the best seen. This wen ton until each of them were dropped off at home. I was walking Scootaloo home when she turned to ask me a question.

"Hey, Mike? Can I sit on your shoulders? It was fun being that high up and I wanna do it again." She asked.

"Of course, why not? Up you go." I said as I picked her up. "Have you ever sat on someone's shoulders before?"

"No. My uncle doesn't let me. Even if we go to the parades or town meetings. I have to stand there and try to listen over everypony's voices and try to catch glances at what's happening." She said with a frown.

"Have you ever been to a movie? I saw you watching it and it looked like you were amazed." I said.

"No. Uncle wont let me do anything that costs money. He says taking me in costs enough." She said.

I was livid by this point. How could you treat your niece like that? But, I had to keep my cool.

"That's nonsense. Tell you what. When you're with me, we can do whatever you want. How does that sound?" I asked.

"That sound totally awesome!" She shouted as she buzzed her wings and landed on the ground.

We arrived at her house and her uncle opened the door. He looked a little angry and annoyed. He asked where Scootaloo had been and he thought the movie should have been over long before then. He told Scootaloo she was in trouble and pulled her inside by her mane. Just before closing the door, he looked at me and gave me a nasty grin. This only proved to increase my blood pressure and heart rate as I just wanted to beat his ass until he was an unrecognizable pulp on the floor and hold Scootaloo. I couldn't until I found some proof and for Scootaloo's sake I hope I find it soon.

I went back to Rarity's to prepare for the party later. I doubt I would have any fun with what's on my mind, but I was going to try. Maybe Scoots would be there and I could feel a little relief that she was away from that piece of shit.

Okay there has been another change of plans. I decided to push the time jump back another chapter with what's going on right now. I don't have enough time to write 3,000 word chapters right now so I will probably release 1,500 to two or so thousand word chapters for a little while. The party is coming next chapter and let's hope Mike can have a good time. Have a good day and I'll see you when I see you.

The Cake Was Sort of a Lie

I went to the bathroom to wash up and try to think of something else to take my mind off off Scootaloo. The former was easier than the latter. I went to my room and put on some slacks and a polo shirt. I wanted to look acceptable, it was my party after all. I went downstairs and waited for Sweetie Belle and Rarity to finish getting ready I decided to watch a little t.v. I turned it to the news station to see what was going on. There was word of the Griffon Kingdom passing a new law, something about restriction of trade to other provinces. A circus was coming in a few weeks, and there was going to be a race pretty soon.

The girls came down and to my shock they didn't look any different than before. Their manes were the same and they were wearing no clothes. I wonder what took them so long. I decided not to question it as we made our way to Surgarcube Corner. Keeping with the whole surprise party theme, we strolled up to the shop to see the lights off and no signs of activity, which was very uncharacteristic of the shop at this hour.

We walked up to the door and slowly pushed it open. Each little creak signifying another inch pushed open elicited a few murmurs from the hiding ponies. When I finally opened the door, the lights flicked on and about four dozen ponies jumped out of hiding and shouted 'SURPRISE!!!!!' Even though I knew it was coming it was still a shock to see that many ponies appear at once. I thanked everypony on general and began mingling with the guests. I chatted with each of the elements. Fluttershy was happy with her new roof and swore it was 100 times sturdier and less drafty than her old one. Applejack told me about her new harvest and some new products she would be trying out. Twilight told me about her reports to the Princesses about my getting along in Ponyville. I hoped I would see them today. Spike showed me a little bag he brought. It was filled with gemstones. He had some pure black onyx and some pretty shiny tigers eye. Which I guess were the equivalent of sour candies form Earth considering how his face contorted with each bite. I asked Rainbow if she had heard about the race coming up. She told me she knows about every race and she would take first again for sure. I looked for Pinkie, but couldn't find her anywhere. I guessed she was making some more food for the party and I would get the chance to talk to her later.

I continued to talk and pal around with the guests when I heard a gruff and worn out voice call my name.

"Hey Mike! Get yer ass over here and have a drink with me." Brick shouted across the room.

"Heh, ain't gotta tell me twice." I said as I walked up to him and shook his hoof.

"How was yer little date with that mare Derpy?" Brick asked as he handed me a tankard with what looked like apple juice in it.

"It was nice, we had dinner and saw a movie. It was the Daring Doo one. That movie reminded me so much of a movie series back on Earth. We talked a little about each other. Learned more about where each other was from. Y'know, normal first date stuff." I said just before taking a very large swig form my tankard, which I would immediately regret.

I nearly hacked up the drink. I hadn't expected alcohol and the burn of it told me it was whiskey.

"Eheheh, weren't expectin' that were ye son?" Brick laughed.

"Uh no, not really. It tasted just like the hardest whiskey and someone just put some apple juice in it. Man that stuff burned." I said as I regained my composure.

This time I opted for taking a small sip to test the taste carefully. My suspicions were confirmed as I tasted the burn of the whiskey and the flavor of the apples.

"Mmm, that stuff's pretty good." I said as I took another sip.

"Yep, that's Apple Family Apple Whiskey fer ye. Good stuff." He said as he took a slightly larger sip than me. "So, you gonna see that mare again?"

"I plan on it. She's really nice and friendly and easy to get along with. Besides, her backside is nice to look at." I said as I nudged his side.

We shared a laugh and finished our drinks. I told him thanks for coming and I went to finish greeting everypony. I spotted Derpy trying to make conversation with a group of other mares. They weren't into it and just kept ignoring her. Derpy didn't take notice and continued talking. I decided to go over and save her before they all got angry with her. I was going to just walk up to her and say hi, but I wanted it to be a surprise. I snuck up behind her while she was still talking and put my hand over her eyes and picked her up.

"Guess who?" I whispered in her ear.

All I got in reply was a soft whimper and her shaking nervously. My hand started to feel wet and that's when I realized I had scared her into crying. I immediately spun her around to show her it was me. The look on her face made me feel like I was just punched in the gut. I hugged her to make her stop crying. She wrapped her legs around me so tight I thought she was going to break something.

"Derpy? Are you okay? I'm sorry for scaring you, I just wanted to surprise you." I said as I hugged tighter.

"It's okay, now that I know it's you. It's just that when you did that it reminded me of something very bad that happened to me when I was a filly." She said with a sniffle.

"Is it something you want to talk about? We can go upstairs so we wont be bothered." I said.

"No, it's okay. I want you to have a good time at your party. Tomorrow, you can come over if you want and I'll tell you." She said.

"Okay then, but now? We must party!" I said before I stole a kiss from her.

Everypony was dancing and having a great time. I started to feel a little hungry so I decided to get a slice of a delicious looking cake that seemingly appeared there. I walked up to it and prepared to cut a large slice. Just before I got to cutting it, it exploded into a mess of frosting and crumbs. And in this middle of the mess stood a triumphant looking Pinkie Pie.

"Oh my gosh! Do you like your party? Is it fun? I didn't think it would be fun since I don't know what humans like, but then I thought that if you can eat what we eat then this would be a fun party. I didn't talk to you earlier because I wanted to watch you and see if you were having a good time. And it looked like you were so I decided to surprise you and try to make you happier. Did it work? Huh, huh, huh?" She said with yet again one single breath.

"Yes, Pinkie. I'm having a great time. Thank you for doing this for me. But did you really have to pop out of the cake?" I asked as I pulled caked on cake from myself.

"I told you it was a surprise! Duh!" She said, and with one quick motion she ate what was left of the cake with one very large bite.

The party continued into the late night. Slowly, ponies began to leave, some more sober than others. Soon it was the elements, Sweetie Belle, and Derpy. Apple Bloom was grounded for breaking something on the farm and I knew Scootaloo wouldn't be able to come. We all talked for a while until the never ending wave of yawns was upon us. We all went our separate ways. I took Derpy home, she was a little on the moderately drunk side.

I walked up to Derpy's home, albeit a little wobbly from carrying her and from my own inebriation. I unlocked her door and brought her into her bedroom. I didn't plan on staying the nigh there, but when I stumbled on something in the dark and landed on her bed causing her to wake, that plan changed. As I got up to apologize and leave for the night, she called out to me.

"Mike? Wait, please stay tonight. I feel safe with you..." She whispered.

"Okay, Derpy. I'll stay, but don't try to seduce me in my current state." I said.

We shared a laugh and I climbed into bed with her. We kissed and I wrapped my arms around her and we drifted off to sleep with smiles on our faces. That night I would dream of my childhood and bubbles.

A/N: Okay so after this wait, which was killing me by the way, I have returned. The next chapter won't really count as a story chapter, it will go into the event mentioned in this chapter. And as I promised, a game changer is coming after this next chapter. This is so exciting *clap clap clap*. But seriously, it feels good to get back into the writing game. There will be more to come and quicker this time I hope. Keep an eye out for a chapter on Saturday hopefully. Until then good night.

Dark Road

This chapter is a memory from Derpy and will be in a different color. I am unsure as to how long it will be since I lost all my progress from before and had trouble with remembering every detail.

Fillydelphia: Four Years Ago

It was a nice warm sunny day in Fillydelphia and I couldn't be happier. I got a great new job a couple of weeks ago and had even put a down payment on a house. Things looked really great for me. I was shopping around for some things for the house. At about two in the afternoon I decided to stop at a nice deli for some food. I wasn't in the best neighborhood, but the food was good. I was silently enjoying my meal when a group of fairly obnoxious colts came in. There were three of them, they looked like they may have been in their early 20's, dressed in baggy coats and hats slanted in different directions. One of them, a red one, noticed me and whispered something his friends. The other two, a steel grey one and a burnt orange one, started snickering and looking over a me. They loitered around for a few minutes longer and left. A while later I got up to leave, I thanked the owner and tipped him on my way out.

I decided to continue buying things for the home. Since I had the essential furniture like a bed and a dresser I decided to get some groceries and silverware. I stopped at Gene's Clean Greens for food since they lived up to their name. It was a little more, but the taste was worth it. By this time It was nearing six and Celestia had started her ritual of lowering the Sun and raising the moon. I decided on making one for stop before heading home. A furniture store, I wanted a couch and table so I could bring guests over sometime. I picked out my couch and table, set up a delivery date and payment plan. I thanked the mare who helped me and made my way home. It was getting pretty dark out and I didn't like the neighborhood I was in, but It was the fastest way home.

I was about six streets away from my house when I heard a noise off to the right. I turned to see The same orange colt from before with his grey friend. They started to call out to me with vulgarity. They said things like "Hey Sweetness, come over here and lets have a party" and "Lemme get a taste 'o that, girl'. I tried to ignore them and began walking faster. I couldn't fly with my wings and back being weighed down by my saddle bags. They kept calling out and I kept speeding up. I rounded a corner and there I ran into the red one. He had a sick grin on his face and a fiendish look in his eyes. I turned and began to run away. I didn't get very far because I ended up cornered by the other two. They closed in on me and began to throw me around, they kicked my bags off and threw me to the ground. I tried to fight back and it didn't go as planned. I landed a kick to the red ones chest and one to they orange ones head. That only served to piss them off. I felt two legs stomp on my chest and a hard hoof crack against my head. I felt myself losing consciousness and passed out when I felt something hard and pulsating go inside me and rob me of my virginity.

I woke up behind some trash cans the next morning. I had a terrible headache and my back legs were covered in blood. I could barely walk so I tried to fly and , to my relief, my wings still worked. I went home and just laid down on my bed, and that's where I stayed for days. I didn't go to work or out to get anything for my house. I just stayed alone in the darkness, terrified that I might see those three again. I didn't eat and mostly drank water because all I ever did was cry. I went to take a shower one day and finally gathered the courage to look at myself in the mirror, and what I saw only made it worse. One of my eyes had moved on its own to the side. That's what was giving me headaches and a hard time seeing properly.

Weeks went by and I just stayed home. Bills were building up and I got a letter saying I no longer had a job. My money was running out and pretty soon I would be on the streets, alone, cold, and hungry. A few more weeks came by and an eviction notice came trough the slot I had three days to leave or I would be forcibly removed. I made my decision; Leave and try to start over somewhere far away where nopony could have possibly recognized me. I would just fly until I couldn't flap my wings anymore and that's where I would start. I packed a saddle bag with food and water that would last a week, bandaged my head over my eye so I wouldn't have to suffer the embarrassment if anypony saw it. I left in the cover of night and just headed west. I flew and flew, past forests, past mountains, and rivers. After nearly two weeks I came upon a small town called Ponyville. I decided enough was enough and landed here. And this is where I have been for the past four years. Rebuilding my life from scratch. I was lucky enough to get a job doing what I already know and I've begun to progressively open up to ponies.

"Wow, Derpy, I couldn't imagine what pain and agony those guys caused you. I mean words can only describe so much, but to actually be the one there." I said as I knelt down and hugged her tight.

"Thank you for understanding. You're the first one I've ever told that to. Everypony else just thought I decided to move to a quiet town." Derpy said.

"I promise you, if we ever see those guys again, I'll return the pain they caused you. Scum like deserve nothing put pain and death." I said.

"Thank you for the offer, but I want to put it behind me and keep moving forward. Now, lets get up and get some food, I'm starving." She said as she broke the hug.

"I think my stomach agrees with you wholeheartedly." I said as my stomach roared at the mention of food.

We got up and showered. While I was showering, Derpy started breakfast. When I got out I smelled hash browns and something with cinnamon. I made my way to the kitchen and saw a veritable buffet of scalloped potatoes, hash browns, biscuits, cinnamon buns, and various fruits laid out. We ate happily and talked about our plans for today. I had to work and Derpy had her mail route to do. We finished and cleaned up the kitchen. We left the house and Derpy called out to me I turned around and she kissed me hard and hastily. She blushed and flew off without a word.

I was walking to Brick's shop when I heard a familiar voice call out.

"Hey, Mike!" Rainbow Dash called from above.

"Hey Rainbow!" I yelled back.

She came in and landed like a pro with two large flaps to slow her decent.

"Soooo? How was last night? Huh huh?" She said with a nudge.

"If you mean with Derpy, we didn't do anything. We just went to bed, we were both worn out from partying." I said.

"Aww man, you didn't strike out did you? Bahahaha!" She laughed as she fell over.

I decided to capitalize on her current position. Lunged forward and landed on top of her, effectively pinning her down.

"No, Dash, I didn't strike out, I just didn't try anything, oh but believe me I wanted to. I have a lot of pent up energy stored right now, and I think I feel like releasing it, if you know what I mean." I said with a grin.

"Uhh, wha what are you doing?" Dash said with worry as she struggled to get out from under me.

"Do you think you can get away, Dash? I'm more than twice your size. Heheheheh." I said as I moved my face closer to hers.

"Mike, come on. Quit playing around." She said.

"Oh, but Dash, I really wanna play around with you." I said.

I kept getting closer and closer to her and she kept trying to get away. I finally got close enough to her ear and whispered, "Gotcha!" and stood up.

"The look on your face, Dash; Priceless. do you really think I would even try to do that for real? Come on I'm not some sick bastard. Sorry for scaring you though." I said.

"What? I-I-I wasn't scared!" Dash said as she jumped up and puffed up her chest.

"Oh yeah? Your heavy breathing and sweating beg to differ." I said

We continued to back and forth at each other until I realized I was going to be late for work. We parted ways and I ran to Brick's. I arrived there and took one look at the job list. This was going to be a very long day, at least 12 hours.

"Oh well, just means more money and and maybe if I get done around eight I can go take Derpy to dinner. Gettin' paid too." I muttered to myself.

A/N: I'm very sorry for this wait. I have had a lot going on with school and a death in the family. Hopefully I'll be posting more, but only time will tell. Thanks for favoriting my story and support it. Have a good day.

What lies behind that sick, twisted smile...

A couple of weeks had gone by since my welcome party and my time with Derpy. I had convinced Derpy to move out of her current home and into a nice three bedroom rental home with me. It was a nicer, cleaner neighborhood and was much closer to the bazaar and town. We had grown closer and now considered ourselves dating. There were congratulations all around and some japing from some of my male coworkers. Pinkie decided to have a "Yay for Mike and Derpy Dating" party and from what I've learned in my time here is that there is no arguing with Pinkie and her parties. The party was later the next night and there would only be about a dozen or so ponies there. There would be the elements, Vinyl and her roommate Octavia, Dr. Whooves, the rest of the Apple family, the CMC and that's about it.

I woke up a little earlier than usual and decided I would make breakfast for a change. Some boysenberry pancakes and marble rye bread with my own "Nutella" recipe as a spread sounded like the best start for a day like this. I heard the faint clip clopping of hooves and then muffled patting telling me Derpy was up and must've been awoken by the "Gordon Ramsey Award for Best Breakfast" breakfast. I glanced over and saw her unkempt mane and golden eyes half closed.

"...mmm...muffins...? Are they.... hmmm...? *yawn*" Derpy mumbled in her tired, kid-getting-up-for-school voice.

"Nope, not today Derpy. I picked up some fruit yesterday and saw the boysenberries and batter just sitting there and thought what the hay, y'know?" I said.

"Whatever it is just gimme some. I built up an appetite after last nights activities." She replied.

"I told you you could go that hard and that long, but nooooo. Little Miss 'I think I'm better than Mike at Hoof Hoof Revolution because I have four legs' had to try and prove a point." I said with a cocked eyebrow as I sat the food down.

"Yeah, whatever at least I beat you..." Derpy groaned.

"One. Round. And that's because you played dirty by flicking your tail away to distract me." I argued.

"I told you that that was one of the moves that made me do that." She retorted while averting her gaze."

"Whatever, I still beat you more times. Now eat up, we both have to work today." I finished.

We finished eating and then went to get ready, kissed goodbye and went back to the daily grind. I just knew that tonight was going to be great, and what's more is that I don't work tomorrow and that me I can be a whiskey pukin' alchy tonight. The day went on pretty slowly because of my anticipation of the party. There were only four jobs needed doing and they were average so the time consumption factor was something to be desired. We need to replace a couple walls for one, fix a hole in a roof for another, replace a damaged pipe for somepony and replace a couple broken windows at the school. Hey, at least I might get to see the girls at school and talk about what shenanigans they can get themselves into now with their cutie mark quest.

I show up at Brick's and get more congrats and jokes on my new relationship. Brick poked his head out of his office and signals for me to come in. I come in and he closes the door and shuts the blinds.

"Listen, Mike, I'm truly happy for you and Derpy, but I have to be blunt with you. I've know her for a while and a lotta ponies have given her loads of shit for her appearance and clumsiness. The truth is, she couldn't be any more friendly and willing to help in anyway she can, but from the accidents and shunning I can see it in her eyes that she's been gettinn' sadder. Just do me one solid favor and treat that lady right, she deserves it and you look like ya gotta good head on ya, so I hope ya understand." He stated in a huff.

"You have nothing to worry about at all, Brick. She's exactly like you said and worth it to not mess up because of some petty mistake. And thanks for the support. Hey, you coming to my party tonight?" I asked.

"Nope, got a date with the 'Mrs.' tonight." He said with a nudge.

"You call your left hoof the 'Mrs.'?" I joked.

"Hardy fuckin' har, go build something." He said, stoically.

And with that I went up to the work list and decided what to start with. I went with the windows at the school so I could see the CMC and ask Miss Cheerilee about the girls' grades. I loaded up seven window to a cart and left down the winding path to the schoolhouse. I passed Lyra and Bon Bon and decided to invite them to my party tonight. The accepted it and Lyra seemed to beam when I asked. It was kind of weird to be honest, but they're nice and fun to be around so I put it off.

I arrived at the school about 45 minutes later and apparently it was recess, which was good for me because I didn't want to disturb the class. I saw the girls playing with a ball and called out to them. They all came bounding over to me, except for Scootaloo. She was slightly limping and there was some swelling on her left hind leg that I noticed when she got closer. Again, she would make eye contact with me but I could tell she wanted me to be there for her.

"Hey, girls. How has everything been lately?" I asked.

"Well, Ah bucked mah first apple tree yesterday. Got more 'n a dozen outta the tree. Darn thing took me four bucks tah get 'em all down. But I was happy. I can finally help AJ and Mac out in the fields now." Apple Bloom huffed in triumph.

"Well, there's nothing going on with me right now, except it's just so BORING with you gone, Mike. I mean there's nopony to play games with when I'm alone because Rarity is always working and doesn't let me help her." Sweetie Belle said with sorrow.

"Sweetie Belle, you know where I live if you ever want to play games or go on adventures just come find me if I'm not working. And the reason Rarity gets like she does when she works is because she needs to make sure everything comes out right for her orders so she can make bits to keep living in her home with you, she does love you very much and I'm sure that when you get a little older she'll let you help her make some clothes, but right now she needs peace and quiet so she can concentrate when she works." I explained.

"Okay, Mike, I understand and thanks for saying I can come over too." Sweetie said.

"What about you, Scootaloo? Where did that hurt leg come from?" Apple Bloom asked.

"Well, I was trying a new trick on my scooter. Yeah, and I hit a rock when I landed and flipped over and landed on my leg." Scootaloo said with wandering eyes.

I knew it was a lie and that her Uncle had hit again for something she didn't do, but I didn't want to say anything in front of the other girls to embarrass her so I left it for now. I just couldn't wait till I caught him in the act. For now I would just have to keep clenching my fists.

"Alright, girls it was nice catching up, but I have some work to do here. Gotta fix some broken windows. Say? You three wouldn't have anything to do with the broken windows would you?" I joked.

A collective "no" came form them. Their faces looked adorable with their "angry" looks.

I told them goodbye and went on my way to telling Miss Cheerilee I was here. I walked in the class room and greeted Cheerilee as she was finishing some grading.

"Hi Cheerilee, I'm here to fix some windows for you. Also if it wouldn't be any trouble I was hoping you could tell me how the girls are doing in your class." I said.

"Well, hello Mike how have you been so far in our little town here?" She replied.

"It's been great. Everypony is so friendly and welcoming. I was seriously surprised by this because where I come from behavior like this is few and far between. I hope it can stay like this."

"Well as long as you don't do anything terrible like beat a foal or something like that, I think you'll be just fine." She said with a smile. I, however, wasn't smiling.

"Yeah... Speaking of foals, I wanted to ask you about their grades, it that's alright." I said trying to push that last comment out of my head.

"Right, right, right. I almost forgot. Hmmm, ahh, here we go. My grade book. This had everything in since that start of the year. How far back do you want me to go?" She asked.

"Lets look back about a month and a half ago." I said.

"Okay, lets see here. Alright, Apple Bloom was doing very well for the entire time until she got into a little trouble at home and had to do extra chores for a week, but other than that she's great." She said happily.

"That's good. Lets see Sweetie Belle's progress." I said.

"Lets see here. Sweetie Belle's grades have improved quite exponentially over this time period. She also seems more cheerful, I wonder what's gotten into her." She pondered.

"Well, that's great news. What about Scootaloo?" I asked. *Oh boy here we go.* I thought.

"There's some bad news with her. She has been falling behind lately and has been looking more tired and worn out than usual. Must be all that 'crusading' she does, or something." She said with a sigh.

I narrowed my eyes, but didn't show my anger. "Yeah, or something... Well thank you Miss Cheerilee, but I should really get to work. I want to get done before my own party starts. You should come by tonight. It's at Sugarcube Corner." I said as I turned to leave.

"You're welcome, Mike and thank you for the invitation. I hope I can make it." She called out to me as I left the class.

I got to work to try let my mind wander as I put up the windows. Out of all the building jobs I've ever done, putting windows in has to be the most mundane and insufferable job there is. Seriously, have you ever put one in? Shit's boring as fuck. But hey, c'est la vie, right? So I went to work, chipping away old pieces and preparing new mortar and leveling. Finally after it all set in I got to put in the seven windows. 'Boring time consuming job that makes me more money' #1 complete. Now back to the shop to decide my next quest for glory.

I decided on taking out the pipe and wall jobs together. The places were only a couple of streets away from each other, so why not save some time and get on to the party? I loaded the needed size pipe and fittings. I brought extra pieces and more pipe just in case there is more to it than a simple burst water line. I loaded a half dozen purple board drywall in case I need to fix some damage and some regular drywall and patching for the wall job. I set out to High Tide's Pool and Beach Suppy to fix his pipes.

I arrived within 20 minutes, which felt a lot shorter because of the song Overboard by Poets of The Fall being stuck in my head. That's one thing I would have to say I don't like about being here. All of my music is gone so I can't pass the time when things are slow. Maybe Twilight or the princesses know a spell to be able to send me back so I can get my ipod and charger and maybe a few books I like. But that's neither here nor there. Now, I had to concentrate on High Tide's problems. I entered his store and asked an employee to retrieve him so I can tell him what I'm going to do. The employee returned a moment later with what looked like Spicoli turned into a pony.

"Hey, man. You must be that dude who's here to fix that wicked busted pipe. It's a mess back there man. Had to move some merch around so it wouldn't get ruined. I'm High Tide by the way, man." He said as he extended his hoof.

"If there's still enough room for me to maneuver around with the parts then that's fine by me. I'm Mike, by the way." I said.

"Alright, man. Lemme show you where this thing is." He said as he turned and signaled me to follow.

He lead me to a back hallway which I assumed to be used for loading and unloading items for the store. We got to a turn which lead straight to the loading bay. The pipe was a ninety degree double male with a gnarly gash in it. I told him to not load or unload anything through this hall since it was going to be quite crowded back here once I get everything I need. He ok'd me and went back to his shop.

I began assessing the damage to the surrounding structure. The ponies who built this place used cement and mortar, but regular drywall to cover it so there was a large amount of mold growing on it. I went to tell Tide about it and that it would cost a little more for the repair but since purple board isn't too expensive here he didn't have any problems with it. And so the destruction and reconstruction of the wall began. I had that done in near an hour and prepared to get the replacement pipe together. I put in a higher pressure tolerance pipe in for him at no extra charge since I have to charge him for the drywall. This thing held up to 2,500 psi. It was a nice seamless schedule 80 pipe. I got everything done withing four hours. It was getting into the mid afternoon. I guessed it was probably three-ish. I packed up and went back to the shop to get what supplies I needed for the roofing job.

I headed to the address and upon arriving I found it to be Flitter and Cloudchaser's home. Dash and Fluttershy had told me about them from the time they had to move water to Cloudsdale. Apparently they partied a little too hard last week and somepony crashed into the roof and removed quite a few shingles. And so began the monotonous thunks, scratches and pressure release noises that come with putting shingles up. It was only about a three foot by six foot area and the roof under the shingles weren't damaged so after about two hours I finished. It was nearing six by my count and I would have to hurry back and get ready as quick as possible.

On my way back to the shop I decided to stop and let Pinkie know I may be late because the day's work drug on a little longer than initially expected. She was fine with it and told me that that meant she had more time to set up and make sure everything was perfect. She disappeared back inside the shop with a pink blur and puff of smoke and the door slammed and loud smacking and thumping noises could be heard. I decided to go with what Twilight told me and just accept it as 'Pinkie being Pinkie'.

I went on my way just enjoying the cool breeze, but that wouldn't last long. I took a detour so I could stay out a little longer before I wound down at the party. I was walking around some buildings and not really paying attention. I stopped to try and get my bearings and then I realized that I was near a familiar place. Scootaloo's. I began walking up to the door, but then I heard some loud voice coming from the back. I walked around and saw some shadows from a window. I sneaked up and poked my head over the windowsill to see what was happening. And what I saw made my heart jump. Scootaloo was leaned over and looked to be in pain. She had quite a few cuts and bruises on her body as well as a black and swollen eye. The rage that was consuming my brain right now was unfathomable. HE began speaking.

"This is it you little shit!. No more anything for you. No friends, no scooter, no fun! It's all over now. I've been waiting to do this for a long time. Oh yes, the build up to this moment will be worth all the fake smiles I've given, and the bullshit happy conversations I've had with everypony. Especially that freak, Mike you like so much." Left Lane spat.

"Oh yeah? Well, at least Mike treats me nice and makes me feel happy. I wish I could live with him!" Scoot shouted back.

"Oh, is that right? Well after tonight you wont be living with anypony, you ungrateful little whorse. I took you in when your parents were killed in that accident and this is the thanks I get? Oh yes, that brings back memories. Did I ever tell you what really happened that day? No? Well get ready for this. I killed them." Left Lane said with a wicked smile.

"You... killed them? But why would you do that? My daddy was your brother. Why?" Scoot asked.

I was sitting there frozen in shock at what I was hearing, my body refused to move. I didn't want Scoot to hear any of this, but there was nothing I could do.

"Why? Because he was the only one to ever get praised for his work and achievements. Even when we were growing up. I was always in his shadow. So one day I had had enough of it and decided to make me the only one anypony would pay attention to. I had only planned on it being him that day, but when Pipe came in that just made the deal even sweeter. I tricked them into going to a machine that I said was broken so they could fix it while I operated the controls. The got in close enough to the moving parts and then I engaged it. Pipe was caught almost instantly and killed. Hot was calling out to me for help and I rushed down like I was going to help get Pipe out, but just as he turned to begin, I bucked the back of his head so he would hit face first in the gears. Oh man, what a satisfying crunch it was as his head was ripped from his shoulders. I turned the machine off and acted frantic as I called for the medical team to get here as soon as they could. They arrived withing minutes and I began explaining what happened, or at least what looked like what happened. i made my report and didn't have a second thought about it. I went on as if they had never been there. And then you came along and that's when I knew what my next plan was. To wreck you." Left Lane finished.

"What do you mean wreck me?" Scootaloo asked in a blubbering pile of blood and tears.

"Oh, Scootaloo. what I mean is that tonight you will finally be my cock sock, if only for this one night." Left Lane growled as he reared up to come down on Scootaloo.

That was it. Upon hearing that, my body began working on its own. I ran like a mad man to the nearest door and smashed through it. Then I began breaking my way through the house to get to the room they were in. I found it and kicked it in. I got there just in time because Left Lane was nearly on Scootaloo.

"LEFT LANE!!!! Stop this or I will tear your throat out! I heard everything you just said and there is no getting out if this. Look at what you've done to Scootaloo and what you about to do to her. This is it, if you don't stop now and come with me then this will be the last room you breathe in!" I shouted, voice seething with malice for the monster in front of me.

"Try to stop me you fuck!" He shouted, as he dove at me.

I wasn't quick enough to react because of the rage consuming me. He slammed full force into my chest. I felt his skull make contact with my ribs and I knew he had broken a few. I grabbed him by his mane and brought his head up and slammed it back down onto my knee. I loud crack was heard and he jumped back and spat some teeth and blood out. He lunged again albeit a lot slower. I was able to catch him this time and I pushed him down and grabbed a wing and twisted and yanked as hard as I possibly could. He cried out and kicked me away. From the look of his wing he wouldn't be lunging anymore. Now he had to come at me fairly and with my ribs debilitating me as much as the were I'm not so sure it would be fair. Now all he was was just easier to track. We circled each other as we caught our breaths. I wan the one to make the next move. I ran as best I could and dove for his broken wing. I got a hold of it and caused him to fall over. I took this chance to finish his other wing, but this time he couldn't get away as easily. I grabbed with both hands and pulled down and back. I tore the wing from his back and his blood curdling scream could probably be heard by the princesses in Canterlot. He flailed and caught me in the jaw off guard and knocked me off his back. He began his assault again, but now I had a weapon of sorts. With the blood flying everywhere he was blinded momentarily by some hitting his eye. I brought my boot above his head and stomped straight down. I mounted his back again and went to work slamming the jagged bone protruding from his severed wing into whatever I could. I didn't stop until I heard Scootaloo cry out.

"...mike... help..." She said as she lost consciousness.

I got up and picked her up. I took of running to Sugarcube Corner as fast and my broken body could take me. I arrived in about 10 minutes. I entered and an overwhelming 'SURPRISE' could be heard. Which immediately ceased when the saw me and the broken package in my arms. the element reacted instantly. Rainbow Dash and AJ raced out to go get the guards, Pinkie broke the party up and Rarity took off to get Derpy and let her know what happened. Fluttershy and Twilight rushed Scootaloo and myself to the hospital.

They got me through the door and Nurses Redheart and Tenderheart took immediate action. Redheart took Scoot on a gurney through a door while Tenderheart led me through another. That's all I remember before blacking out. So much for partying huh? I just hoped Scoot would be alright.

Woke up and Tenderheart was there keeping checks on me. She noticed and ran out. A moment later she returned with the elements and the CMC, even Scootalo was there. She was bandaged up in a lot of places, but was still standing. She took no time to jump on top of me and the other two followed her lead. The white hot pain was nothing compared to the feeling of knowing Scoot was safe. The nurse got the girls down after a short hug. She lead them outside while the adults talked. She came back in and explained the extent of mine and Scootaloo's injuries. Scoot wasn't as bad, just cuts and bruises, nothing broken. I however had broken three ribs and broke a couple fingers. She then went on to tell me I had been our for nearly a week and that the guards will wan to speak to me after waking up.

The guards were sent for and arrived in just a few minutes. The lead everypony out so it was just myself and three guards in my room. They began questioning me and my reasons for what happened that night. I told them everything. I was only way back to the shop and decided to wander a bit and ended up at Scoot's house. I told them i heard everything Left Lane said and just snapped and took action to stop him. Their faces wouldn't tell me if they believed my story or not. They just whispered to each other, thanked me and went to get Scootaloo's story.

They returned to my room about and hour later and the elements and Scootaloo were in tow. They told me that my story had matched to the letter of Scootaloo's and that it was an open and shut case. They would file it and leave it at that. We got to move on and return to normal life. Just then Derpy burst in and dove at me.

"Oh my gosh! Mike, you're awake! I was so worried that you wouldn't recover after what the others told me. I've been a nervous wreck. I even started delivering mail to the wrong addresses more than I usually do. My boss gave me the next few days off because I told him you woke up. Oh my, I'm so happy I could just-" She said as she planted a kiss on my lips and wrapped her legs around my neck.

A moment later there was a flash of light and a thunder crack. When the dust cleared I had eight spears pointed at me and two very displeased looking princesses staring down at me.

"THERE HAD BETTER BE A DAMN GOOD REASON WHY WE RECEIVED WORD THAT YOU HAVE KILLED ONE OF OUR SUBJECTS, MIKE!!!" Boomed Celestia.

This is a time in your life when you want to word everything perfectly and from the look on their faces this had better be the most immaculately worded explanation in history. The princesses teleported everpony out of the room and sealed the room with a barrier. It was now or never.

A/N: Ho-lee shit! I am so sorry for keeping you guys hanging like this. Between school, work, my aunt dying and now my nephew being diagnosed with melanoma, I haven't had much motivation for writing. I had the plan down for this chapter, but no desired to put them into words. This is the time lapse I was talking about and a major arc in the story. Thank you to those who stayed and waited for this. And as always thanks for the support and favoriting. Hopefully I'll put another chapter out sooner than this one. Now, it's 3 in the morning and I want to sleep, sooooooooo g'night.

I got some s'plainin to do.

I was frozen in fear from the two rather upset princesses. Both seeping magic from their horns, which were pointed at me. Not to mention guards armed and aiming at me with spears and magic. Before I could even put the thought of talking in my mind, Celestia began.

"Michael, we received word this morning of a murder committed here in Ponyville, and that the suspect seen leaving, covered in blood and carrying a crying foal was you. Now, we know it was you because the witness described you as, and I qoute, "The 'human' that came here not too long ago." We asked her to describe you in the best detail she could manage. She was spot on." Celestia explained.

It was at this point that Princess Luna spoke up.

"Yes, she notified the local guard station when she heard yelling and loud crashes coming from young Scootaloo's home late last night. She informed the guards that she went to investigate it and saw you running with a slight limp covered in blood and carrying a sobbing orange filly. Our guards received word and told us. Which is now why we are here. Do you care to explain yourself?" Luna finished.

Here comes the hard part.

"Okay, I'll start with what led me to Scootaloo's house in the first place..."

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"Hey, what's going on?!? Why did all those guards come in with the princesses and push us out? What are they doing to Michael?!?" Scootaloo said as she struggled to break free from Rainbow Dash's forelegs. "He didn't do anything wrong. He saved me. I think my uncle was going to kill me or something. Let me go Dash! I have to tell them not to put him in the Canterlot Dungeons."

"Call down, and breath Scoot." Said Twilight. "I'll see if I can hear anything with a spell to listen through walls."

Twilight's horn began to glow and just as fast as it lit up, it sparked out and she fell on her flank rubbing her head.

"Celestia must have created a sound proof barrier, anticipating my attempt at listening in. I guess we have to wait for them to finish." Twilight said as she back to her seat.

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"... And then when I finished the job I was on my way to put the rest of the supplies back at the shop when I recognized the neighborhood as Scootaloo's. It wasn't too late so I thought I would go over there and see if I could talk her uncle into letting her come to my congratulation party that Pinkie was throwing for Derpy and myself. I began walking toward the house when I heard loud voices...."

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"Ughh! This is taking too long! I need to know what's going on and tell the princesses what happened." Scootaloo huffed, still being held by Rainbow.

She then thought of a plan that might give her a chance to get in the room with Michael. She signaled to Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom to get them to distract the adults long enough for her to slip free and run in the room. All three nodded and Sweetie and Apple Bloom began bickering and turned it into a fake scuffle. As soon as Rainbow glanced over and loosened her grip, Scootaloo broke away and bounded after the door and slammed it hard enough for it to crack on its hinges and fly open. She didn't stop there, as she continued running to Michael's bed and jumped on it.

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"... He called her a "Cock Sock", which should be self explanatory and then-" I was cut off by a crunch and an orange blur coming through the door and jumping on his bed. It was Scootaloo, her wings flared and chest out, like she was guarding me.

"He kept hitting me. Over and over, I just wanted to fall asleep like the last time but before I could, Mike kicked open the door and started yelling at my uncle and then they started to fight. Mike killed him and took me to Twilight's and that's all I remember before waking up here." Scootaloo finished, panting for breath. Her legs wavered a little and just then, she collapsed and passed out.

The guards and princesses were awestruck as to what they just saw. I sat forward a little more to get a better look at Scootaloo. She still had a look of anger on her face. The guards took a couple of steps towards Scootaloo and without thinking I shot a cold glare, full of malice at them.

"Back. Off. Now. Princesses, call them off, now." I said as I clenched my fists.

They nodded to the guards and marched out of the room and stood guard down the hall. Luna and Celestia looked at each other and then back to me, waiting for the rest of my explanation.

"Now, as I was saying. I broke down the door and told him that if he didn't stop right now then something was going to happen. He didn't stop, in fact, he came at me with a knife. We fought and I ended up killing him. I ran to Scootaloo and gave her a quick once over to see her injuries. Then I rushed to Twilight's and partially told them what happened or at least tried to. Then I woke up here and you know the rest." I finished.

"I see, but why didn't you try to incapacitate him and bring him to the authorities." Celestia said.

"Yes, he would have been convicted and with a crime this bad he would have rotted in Canterlot's dungeons." Luna ened.

"You don't understand. He would not stop. Each time I thought I hit him hard enough to knock him out he just got back up for more. If I didn't end it right then and there, he would have killed me and raped Scootaloo." I said louder than I should because I saw Rarity and Applejack escort their little sisters away from the doorway. I also saw the look of shock, terror and anger on the faces of everypony else.

"Well, if that was the case then I believe there is no further reason to investigate this further. Do you little sister?" Celestia asked.

"No, I believe we have everything we can get from this. But there is still the matter of what to do with the filly." Luna said.

"I'll adopt her. Yeah, I have a large enough house, she can have her own room and I make enough to support her. It's relatively close to school so I can take her every morning. not to mention a second source of income." I started to explain.

"A second source?" Asked Celestia.

"Yeah, Derpy is living with me now she can help raise her too, I mean if she's willing." I said, looking over to the door.

Derpy walked in, a little embarrassed at my suggestion. She was followed by the elements who looked a little less shocked than earlier.

Derpy spoke up, "Of course I'll help you, and hey, It'll be fun to have somepony else to talk to besides you for once."

We all shared a small laugh at the break in tension and began to relax a little. I let everypony ask their questions about what happened. And explained why I felt so strongly about this.

"Then it is settled. Scootaloo will stay with Michael. I will speak with the Mayor and have her draw up the proper forms need for the adoption. They will be brought to you here within two days for signing. We bid you all a farewell and will be seeing you again very soon. Goodbye." Celestia said. And with that She and Luna teleported back to Canterlot.

Applejack and Rarity went to get Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom to tell them the good news. Meanwhile, Scootaloo was still sound asleep on my stomach through all of this. Even when Sweetie Belle jumped up and screamed yay and shot sparks out of her horn. A few minutes passed and Nurse Redheart came in to ask everypony to leave so Scootaloo and I could properly rest and recover. We all said our goodbyes and I looked down at the peaceful orange filly lying on me. I didn't plan on being a father figure this earlier, but better late then never. I just hope I do a good job and make Scootaloo happy, But I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. For now, sleep was tugging at me as I slid back down and drifted off quickly.

Author's Note

Ho-lee shee-it. I'm sorry for this delay. In just needed a break from reading and writing for a while. Finals and college and a side project I'm helping a friend with not to mention over 40 hours a week at work with the holidays, I have been really busy. Sorry if it's a little short. I honestly thought I would put at least 100-200 more words, but what can you do? I hope you enjoy this chapter and I hope I can put another one up sooner than this one. Happy Holidays and let this be my gift to you readers as thanks for the likes and support.

We All Need Somepony to Lean On

Later that day, after the princesses left and Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom finally quieted down about what "rape" means, I talked to the doctor to see when I would be able to leave and finish any paperwork for Scoot's adoption. Dr. Heart informed me that because of the various blunt wounds and dark contusions he would need to keep me for the next few days to monitor my body for hidden damage to anything important. I was told no less than three days here. I would also need to be put in a stasis like aura while healing specialists performed a spell to speed up recovery, this would happen once a day for about an hour and I would most likely vomit a little after each time. Defeated at my options I sighed and laid back in my bed.

"Well, can Scootaloo at least stay here so she can feel safe while I'm not home?" I asked.

"Hmm, I don't see why not. This isn't the sick ward so she's not at risk for infectious diseases. I'll have an orderly bring in a foal size bed for her." Dr. Heart said as he turned to leave as the elements, followed by Derpy and a sluggish Scootaloo.

Twilight was the first to break the silence, making Fluttershy squeak and take Scootaloo out of the room.

"So, did Left Lane really say what you said he did, about what he was going to do to Scootaloo?" She asked.

"Yeah, I was walking back and thought I could talk to Left Lane about Scootaloo coming to my party, but as I neared I heard what he was saying. It made me sick, and when he said that, I lost it. I broke in and after a short exchange of words he attacked. Scootaloo was in shock so I hope she didn't comprehend any of it." I explained.

There were murmurs from the girls and Derpy was the first to come in for a reassuring hug.

"You don't need to think or worry about it. He was a sick stallion and you did Equestria a favor. We're here for you if you need to talk." Derpy said as the rest of the girls followed her lead and reassured me.

A while later, the orderly came in with the bed and some complementary supplied for Scootaloo such as shampoo and coat wash and a toothbrush. Fluttershy came back with Scootaloo and I explained to her what was going to happen while we waited for me to heal and and get the adoption processed. Derpy would come by in the mornings and walk her to school. She was alright with it as long as she got to stay with me. I honestly think the shaved a couple years off my life from the feeling it gave me to hear her say that. We talked for a while longer we even managed to have a couple small laughs.

It was approaching mid afternoon and Applejack suggested she go get Granny Smith and Big Mac. I asked her if she wouldn't mind letting Brick know what was going on and why I wouldn't be in for work for the next few days. She left, as did Fluttershy saying she need to feed her critters, and Rainbow, saying she had a small job to do outside of the Whitetail Woods, something about making a rain cloud for a dried part of the forest. Twilight said she needed to study some more and make a report to the princess regarding what was going to happen over the course of the next few days. Rarity needed to get back to her Boutique for and order from Fancy Pants and Pinkie said she had a new party to plan.

Soon it was just myself, Derpy, and Scoots. I wanted some time alone to talk to Derpy about what was going to happen in the near future, which was easy to get because Scoots wanted toknow if she could go to the clubhouse and see Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom. I told her to just be back before sundown. She agreed and raced off.

Now, I was alone with Derpy and needed to talk with her about something very important. Only, I didn't know how to word it or have a fist thought as to what I was doing. So we sat there looking at each other for minutes until she broke the silence.

"What do you need to talk about? I could tell you were anxious about something earlier, what is it? You can talk to me. Nopony's here." Derpy said.

"Well, it's the matter of Scootaloo. I said I'd adopt her, but-" I said as she cut me off.

"You're worried I might have a problem with it?" She finished.

"Yeah, not only that, but we only recently started dating and I wasn't sure if you were ready to have a kid in the house with us. Where I'm from you don't really see that." I explained.

"It's okay with me, Michael, you've done so much for that filly already. I can't think of anywhere else where she would feel safer and be happier than near you. So, yeah, why not? I always liked kids. She and those friends of hers are adorable, I wouldn't mind having them around the house." She said with a reassuring smile.

"Phew, glad that's off my chest. I was a little worried there. Now we just have to worry about getting a room set up for Scootaloo. Since I'm here for a few more days would you mind taking Scoots to get some furniture? I should have enough in my account for a bed, some furnishings and then some." I said.

"Okay, I'll take her tomorrow after school. But... What about anything she had at her old house she may want?" Derpy asked.

I could tell my face had contorted a little into anger and malice from the reaction on Derpy's face.

"When I get out, I'll be the one to take her. I don't want her in that place without me next to her. Sorry, for giving you that look, I just couldn't help it." I said, when I realized how I must have looked while speaking in that tone.

"It's okay, now, how about some dinner? I don't know about you, but today took a lot out of me and I'm starving." She said as she rubbed her belly.

Derpy got up to leave, but before doing so, she walked over to me and hugged me tightly.

"Thank you for being safe. You can't imagine how I felt when I I got back to the post office and the guards were waiting there for me. I thought you were dead." She said as a few tears escaped her eyes.

I shushed her and wiped her tears away. I pulled her into a kiss. Not a long one, or passionate one. A kiss to let her know it was okay and that we were going to be okay. She left to go to the cafeteria to get food for three. As I sat there for a few minutes and reflected on what the past couple of day held and what I could have done to prevent doing what I did and solid knock came from my door. I looked at the clock and nocticed I had lost myself for close to 15 minutes. Derpy couldn't be back yet and I don't think Dr. Heart said he'd be back later.

"Uh, come in...?" I said, puzzled by who my guest may be.

The door opened to reveal a large red Clydesdale pony, who I made out to be Big Macintosh. Next to him was Scootaloo and off to the side were Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom. They came and explored my room while Big Mac stood there, diligent and waiting.

"Thank you, Big Mac, for walking Scootaloo back here for me." I said as I raised my hand to shake Mac's hoof.

"Eeyup." Was his reply, as he raised his hoof to me.

"Um, girls? Can you wait outside while I have a grown up talk with Big Mac?" I asked.

They all nodded in annoyance when I use the term 'grown up' and left the room.

"Hey Mac, how is AJ doing with all of this? I she on edge now with Apple Bloom being at night with what's happened?" I asked.

"Eeyup." Mac replied.

"Has Apple Bloom been asking questions about what happened?" I asked.

"Was at ferst, but Ah tol'er tuh leave it alone n' she has. Fer now at least." Mac answered.

"Well look here. I think that's the first time I've heard more than one sentence from you at a time." I joked.

We shared a laugh and I continued to ask him about the girls and to make sure they keep calm until this blows over. He agreed and we shook once more as he went to leave. He opened the door and a mountain made up of orange, white, and yellow came crashing down. Mac and I shared a look before we shrugged and he gathered Sweetie and Apple Bloom up and said goodbye as he went to escort the girls home.

"Hey, Scootaloo, guess what." I said.

"What? Am I already in trouble?" She asked, a little worried.

"No, you're not in trouble. You get to stay with me until I get out of here." I said as I gestured to the small bed next to mine.

"Really?!? No foolin'?! Awesome! But what about Miss Derpy? Where is she gonna sleep?" Scoot asked.

"Well she's gonna sleep at home, and meet you after school for the next few days and bring you back here. She's also going to take you to get stuff for your new room tomorrow." I said. Just then, the door opened and Derpy came in, balancing three trays on her back.

"Dinner is served everypony." Derpy said and she set the trays down on the small table across the room.

I decided this was a good a time as any to get up and stretch out a bit before being bedridden tomorrow after my first treatment. We talked over our dinner of potatoes, mixed vegetables and veggie patty sandwiches; Which weren't half bad. I explained what was going to happen for the rest of the week. If Derpy got caught up at work and wasn't able to make to the school before it let out, then Scootaloo would either go to Sweetie's or Apple Bloom's and Derpy would meet her later. Scootaloo was satisfied with it and was even more happy at the fact that she got to have the, and I quote, 'toughest, coolest dad in Ponyville.' Now, I'll admit, getting called dad got me right in the feels and from the look Derpy gave me when she noticed my face she could tell how good it made me feel. We cleaned up our trays and threw them out. Derpy gathered a few things and prepared to leave. She and I both hugged and kissed, while Scootaloo made gagging sounds in the background. We all laughed and then hugged once more. Then it was time to get some real rest instead of a forced blackout from shear exhaustion. I had a dreamless sleep that night.

The next morning I awoken by Derpy softly whispering to me and gently shaking my body. I gained my night vision after a few minutes and looked at the clock. It was about a quarter till seven.

"Hey, sorry to wake you, I'm here to take Scootaloo to school and I wanted to ask how you're feeling." Derpy said with an apologetic smile.

"Nnnghh... *yawn* I'm feeling a little stiff still, but I hope these treatments I get can help it a little." I said as I stretched a somewhat and cracked my neck and back before sitting up.

"Well if they work the way they worked on me, you should feel less worn out. The only thing is that you will get sick and probably puke." She explained.

"When did you get this treatment?" I asked with a raised brow.

"Well, it started a few years ago, a while after I moved here. My eyes would sometimes jump and that caused me to lose trajectory and crash sometimes. A couple times I had to be brought here and they used that same treatment on me. I've gotten the hang of when it hits so I can't stop in the air and wait for it to pass." She said.

Just then, Scoot started to stir and finally she woke up. She turned to the both of us with her bedraggled mane and half lidded eyes. No sooner did her face light up and jump on my bed than she could get her first yawn out.

"Mornin' Mike, Miss Derpy!" Scootaloo shouted happily.

Derpy and I shared a silent laugh as we began to get Scootaloo on her way to get ready for school. I got up and put my hospital robe on, which, even though it was fit for a full grown stallion, it fit me pretty well, coming just short of my knees. I went to the bathroom and splashed water on my face to wash the sleepiness away. Then all three of us made our way down to the cafeteria for some breakfast before Scootaloo had to leave. By now It was about 10 after seven as we sat down. The girls had plates of hash browns, toast, and yogurt, while I had some toast, eggs, and diced potatoes. As we ate, the girls didn't seem bothered that I was eating eggs. I guess they don't recognize them as an animal yet so they weren't bothered by my eating. We finished and I walked them to the door. We hugged and waved goodbye and I went back to my room to wait for my first of at least four treatments for my injuries.

About four hours had past and I was again woken up, this time by Dr. Heart.

"Excuse me, Michael, but the two doctors that perform the procedure are here and ready to begin. Now, if you'll just follow me we can get on with getting you back to 100%." He said as he turned to leave. "Oh, and make sure you have no metal on you, it tends to leave irritating burns."

I got up and followed his down the hall and into the elevator. We went up to the fifth floor and walked to a large white room that overlooked a slightly smaller black one. There were two unicorns dressed in the same garb as Dr. Heart. I assumed them to be the two to work on my injuries. We exchanged pleasantries before they explained what I was to to during the procedure. I was going to have a few wires and nodes on me, as well as a heartbeat monitor. The stasis would numb my body and I would be levitated during the duration. I nodded to them and we made our way through the door into the second room, which was now dimly lit.

I stood in the center while the equipment was strapped on me. The doctors then began charging magic before slowly channeling it in to my body. Almost instantly I went numb in most of my body and felt my feet leave the ground. After a moment of them channeling into me, they released a larger wave, which encased my body in a red and green aura. Through the numbness I could feel vibrations pulsing through me and the broken bones and torn muscles began to feel less painful. That's all I remembered before my vision cut out.

I was brought back with a feeling of being hit by a large wave of water and terrible wrenching in my gut. I was brought back down the ground and released. As I was, a nurse brought a bucket to me. In about three seconds it was obvious why she did. Everything I had eaten since the third grade came back up from the darkest reaches of my stomach. I was escorted, via wheelchair back to my room. I was helped into bed and prepared to take a nap. I glanced up at the clock and saw it was now half past one. I had at least a few hours of sleep before Derpy and Scoot returned from shopping for a bed.

A gentle squeaking and a lean on my bed is what woke me up this time. Although I was now conscious, I hadn't opened my eyes yet. I felt a cold, wet rag run across my forehead and face. This brought me to open my eyes. I saw Derpy sitting next to me, wiping my face and forehead. I had started sweating while sleeping. Derpy told me it was a side effect. I sat up and looked around the room albeit groggily.

"Where's Scootaloo?" I asked as I dried my face and stood up. As i did, I noticed my body felt tons better than yesterday. "Boy, that treatment worked wonders. I think my ribs have been reset and healed mostly. I'm limping a little less too." I added.

"Glad to hear it. Scootaloo is at Sweet Apple Acres. I'm going to get her in a while, but first I want to seriously talk with you. About raising a foal. Especially one like Scootaloo. She's been through a lot at such a young age. We have to be very careful with her and what we do with her. Anything harsh could break her mind and no foal should have to experience that. She needs a childhood, friends and... family." Derpy said with a smile.

"Hmmm. Family... Come to think of it, I haven't thought of my family back where I'm from for a long time. But you're right . We need to do things right if we want her to have a normal happy childhood."

We sat there in silent thought for a while before Derpy crawled up to sit next to me on the bed. She then just leaned up against me and I put my arm around her and held tight. There were going to be tough times ahead with raising a kid. Back on Earth, I barely took proper care of myself so this is going to be a slap in the face. But I'll cross that bridge when I get there. For now, I just wanted to enjoy my new, hastily thrown together family.

Derpy went and picked up Scootaloo and we ate dinner, this time though, it was takeout. A Fijequus restaurant, which I compared to Japanese based on the dishes we had. We all laughed and had a good time talking about the days events. Afterwards, Derpy said goodbye and went back home and Scootaloo and I prepared for bed.

That night I dreamed. Thanks to the support of a golden eyed, grey coated mare and a, now happy, orange filly.

Author's Note

What? A relatively fast update? Who are you and what have you done with Mike?

It's me don't worry. I just had a sudden urge to write after I watched a video called wake up applejack, but the song rather than the video had more of an effect on me. If you guys decide to listen to it, close your eyes and try to picture what exactly they are saying. It tells a very feel inducing story. So, I put the feels into writing and now we have a new chapter. I'm thinking about doing a short question chapter next so please comment with any question about me or my story and I'll answer as many as possible. Sorry in advance if I don't get everyone.

Check the character list... I had to make room for another important character. The princesses will still appear but will not play as large of a role as they did earlier.

Back to Work... Damn

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"...huh... no... I- I- I..."

I woke up from an odd noise in my hospital room, as my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I looked around to find the source. My eyes fell on Scootaloo, she was whimpering, sobbing, and muttering in her sleep. She was sweating and curled up in the fetal position with a pained look on her face and streaks from tears. Unable to watch any longer, I reached out and placed my hand on her cheek. She awoke immediately and lashed out at my hand and blindly ran to the other side of the room, tripping in the process. I stood up and made my way towards the now, hyperventilating and terrified filly.

"NO! STAY BACK, PLEASE! I- I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU MAD! I JUST WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH SWEETIE BELLE AND APPLE BLOOM A WHILE LONGER!!!" Scootaloo yelled.

Her eyes hadn't adjusted yet and she was still in dream mode. I knelt down and began to speak in a hushed tone to try and calm her and coax her back to reality.

"Scoot, hey, it's me, Mike.", I began to whisper, "Calm down, you were having a bad dream. Shh, shh, shh, come here." I said as I reached my hand out for her to grab.

My words seemed to have an effect on her. I could see her eyes beginning to shrink back down. Her breathing began to slow down and she stopped clamoring to get away from my figure in the dark. Then all of a sudden, the tears began to flow again as she resumed crying, only this time it was while she ran to me.

She began to tell me about her nightmare.

"This was a few weeks ago. I was having so much fun crusading with Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom, that I forgot what time it was and had to rush home so my uncle wouldn't get mad at me, but I was too slow. I was and hour late home and that made him really mad. He had been drinking his grown up pony cider because I could smell it. He just started yelling and came after me. I couldn't get away, and when he grabbed me he started hitting me and and and-" She tried to continue before I cut her off.

"Scootaloo, you don't have to continue. I know what he did to you. Just know that he can't do anything now and you're safe with Derpy and I. You wont have to worry about him or anypony or anything else hurting you as long as I'm around." I said.

I picked her up and walked back to my bed. I held her close to me as I felt her heart beat slow down to a steady rhythm. She didn't wake up again that night.

The next morning came too soon for both of us as Derpy and the doctor came in nearly at the same time. Derpy was here to get Scootaloo for school and have a quick breakfast and the doctor was here to tell me that I was being released this morning. There was a collective sigh of relief from the three of us. I was completely healed, except for a few minor scrapes and small bruises, but I couldn't even feel the pain anymore. Derpy and Scoots left as the doctor and I continued to talk over the details. There was nothing major with my injuries, just severe bruising and some slight bone damage, all of which were healed with the treatments. I thanked him for all of his and the staff's help as he went to work with his other patients.

I got showered and changed back to normal clothes. Wearing a quadruple extra large stallion gown wasn't the most comfortable thing to wear for that long of a time so I was overly excited to be back in my fresh and clean clothes. I went to the nurses station and and finished some paperwork and signed myself out, but no matter how much I argued, I had to be wheeled out. I felt ridiculous in the chair. I was three times too big for it and it took two ponies to push me. I probably looked like the equivalent of Big Mac in a foals stroller.

When we finally reached the exit I thanked the ponies and made my way to Brick's shop to check in and tell him I was ready for work. It was only about quarter after nine so I hoped there would be something simple for me to do. I arrived and it looked like the shop was in full swing. I made my way to the back and found Brick talking with some of my coworkers. He shooed the away when he noticed me.

"Bout damn time you got back from yer little clinic visit." Brick said with a punch to my arm.

"Yeah, you know, no little pony can keep me down." I said while leaning over him to emphasize the joke.

"Alright, nuff chattin'. We got a big job comin' up tomaruh an I need tuh know if you can be ready.' He said.

"Of course I'm ready, what are we doing?" I asked.

"The Ponyville Convention Center is gettin' a pretty big addition. We're puttin' a whole nuther wing in. Gonna be 15,000 square hooves. Gonna take about a month by my estamation. You ready fer that kind of work?" He asked with a cocked grin.

"Does a Timberwolf shit in the Everfree?" I replied.

"That's what I like tuh hear! Be ready boy, big job gonna mean a big paycheck. We're talkin' five digits each." Brick said.

"Ho-lee Shit. Bring it on. What about today? Anything small so I can get back in the groove of things?" I asked.

"Well we got one thing, but I'm not sure if yer gonna want it..." He said with a sinister smile. "That DJ mare Vinyl Scratch blew out two windows. Again. You up fer that one?" He asked as he tried to suppress laughter.

The memory of my last encounter with the white unicorn came flying back to me. I hadn't even thought about it until know. But hey, it was work and work means I get paid so I took the job.

I made my way over to her house/club and knocked. She answered and immediately grinned at me and beckoned me inside. Oh boy here we go. I straight up told her that I was here to fix her busted windows and would only accept a traditional payment this time. She giggled and this and "agreed" to it. She led me to the room where the blown out windows were. She left me to my work, or so I thought. She kept making little "tasks" fer her in the room that lead to her moving into very compromising positions, within my seeing range. I was doing everything I could to concentrate on my work and keep myself under control, but I'm only human. She took notice to this and began emphasizing her actions. I finished in record time and began packing my things. Just as I was finishing up and about to leave, Vinyl approached me. She offered a bonus payment, but I politely declined.

Miss Scratch, as much as I enjoyed our last little encounter,I am going to have to say no this time. I am in a relationship currently and would dare or dream of doing anything to betray or hurt this mare. I'm sorry and I mean no offense, but I'll be taking my leave now and I'm sure you remember the payment address." I said all in one giant breath, while looking directly and a now, very interesting stool at the bar behind Vinyl.

"She's lucky, most guys would've pounced on me already. I hope she makes you happy, and hey thanks again for fixing my windows again." She said as she stood up on her hind legs to pull me down for a kiss on the cheek.

I nodded and left. I stopped just outside her door and finally released the breath I had been wholly unaware I had been holding until just then. I looked down just below my waist and whispered, "I'll deal with you later..."

I walked back to the shop and checked in with Brick. He paid me and told me there were no more jobs for the day and that I should rest up for tomorrow. I thanked him and made my way back into the bazaar for some food. I spotted Derpy heading to a cafe. I called out to her and we sat down for a quick lunch. She told me about her day so far and I told her about last night with Scootaloo. She gave me a reassuring smile and told me that we were going to make it through this in one piece. I also told her about the big job coming up and about the money it would bring in. She was dumbstruck when I told her five digits.

We finished our meals and kissed each other goodbye and went our separate ways. I told her that I would pick up Scootaloo and make some dinner that night. Homemade pizza sounded good. So it looked like I was off to the bazaar for ingredients.

I gathered everything, was forced to buy a bag to carry it all. I then made my way to the school, it was about two at this time and school should be getting out soon and I wanted to surprise Scoots and the girls. I made it there before the bell rang and hid behind a tree near the rack where Scoots parked her scooter. A few minutes later and the bell rang, followed by a tidal wave of foals coming outside. The girls were among the last to come outside. They were obliviously talking away about crusading and were terrified when I came up behind them.

I told them the good news about the hospital and me finally getting to adopt Scootaloo entirely now. I told them that I was making homemade pizza to celebrate and they were all invited as well as the elements. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle raced off to let everypony know. Scoots and I made our way back home to unwind after the day's work.

Around eight that night, after Derpy got home and we all cleaned up the mess in the kitchen, there was a ring of the doorbell. Everypony had decided to come at once, even Spike showed up. We had to sit all over the living room because our table didn't have seating for 12. There were no complaints, except for spike wishing there were gems on his slices. We all caught up with each others lives and I told them the good news with the adoption and Pinkie, of course, in all of her infinite Pinkie-ness suggested we throw a party but make it a double party because we didn't have the last one.

We all thought it was a great idea, but it had to be put off because of the immense amount of work I was about to be doing. Everypony agreed and the party was planned for the Saturday after the project was finished.

If this was what I had to look forward to for the rest of my life, then I was going to be just fine.

Author's Note

There are no words to describe how sorry I am for not posting another chapter. As I've stated in my blog post, I have been without internet for nearly two months. There have been family issues and I've had to sacrifice some luxuries. If there are any questions, please ask them and I answer them as quickly as I can, so please, ask away.
I've also been asked, why Scootaloo is my favorite pony, the explanation for that is simple; I Couldn't Wake You Because You Could Never Wake Up Again. If you have read it then you know why, if you haven't, you need to.

The Hearing

One week has gone by and I've gotten right back into the flow of work. It is apparently vacation time for a lot of ponies, and they are coming from all around to stay here. This is good for business because eight months of not living in a house can cause some minor and major work to be done. Things as little as fixing windows and replacing carpets to larger things and major roof repair and fence replacement. This seems like a large work load to handle after being hospitalized, but one single thing has kept me going hard and strong. This Friday is the finalization of the adoption.

"Well, tomorrow's the day. Ya think you're ready for it?" Derpy whispered as she came into the living room that night after tucking Scootaloo in for the night.

"Yeah, I'm ready. I've never had a feeling like this for anything or anyone ever. The need to care for and protect something so fragile. And I mean to you, too, Derpy. The both of you are my world now and I can't think of any place I'd rather be." I said as she laid her head down on my lap.

"Don't you miss your family back on Earth? They must miss you." She said as she nuzzled my leg.

"I do sometimes. I mean don't get me wrong, I love them, but it was hard to. My dad was always upset and disappointed with me for not being into sports or getting into a great college, and my mom just drank and bitched a lot. So as you can imagine it was tough to be around them. I guess I wouldn't mind seeing them again, just to let them know I'm okay. I wonder if Twilight would be able to send me back for a period of time to get some things and see some friends and family." I said as I instinctively rubbed her neck.

"Would I be able to come along, ooh and what stuff do you need to get? I wanna meet some more humans." She said with a smile.

"I'm not sure Derpy. I don't know how your body, or anything in Equestria, would react to my world. But I guess we could run a test. Something like bringing an object to my world to make sure it's safe for you." I said while rubbing my chin.

"I guess that would be the smartest thing to do." She replied.

"Tell you what. After the adoption finalization, we'll go straight to Twilight's house and ask about it. How's that sound?" I asked.

"Great. I really hope it *yawn* works..." Derpy said as she began to doze off.

"I think it's time for bed, for both of us. Big day and all." I said as I began to carry Derpy up the stairs.

We woke up the next morning nearly in tandem. We ate breakfast and began to get ready for our meeting with Mayor Mare. It was just about 9:00 and we didn't have to be there until 1:00 so we decided to relax and prepare ourselves for a while.

"So whaddaya think they'll ask about?" Scoots asked.

"I'm not sure. If it's like Earth they'll ask about our past and financial capability to care for you. They need to be sure we make enough to support you and make sure we aren't criminals." I said while scratching my chin.

"Well that should be easy, you guys were able to buy this awesome house and I got my own room and brand new stuff for it." Scoots replied.

"Of course. We got this in the bag. Now. Gimme some hoof." I said as I extended my fist out to Scootaloo, who enthusiastically bumped it back.

Derpy rolled her eyes as she was washing dishes with a smile. We went to town at about 11 to just mingle around till the meeting. We saw Rarity grocery shopping with a less than joyed Sweetie Belle; who's face lit up as soon as she saw us approach. Scoots and Sweetie started talking at a million miles a minute while Derpy, Rarity, and I chatted for a while, mostly about the adoption and our plans for the future. Rarity brought up the point of me being new to this entire world and how they would perform a background check on me. This caused me to sweat a little and made both Derpy and I nervous. Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo came trotting up to us. Rarity said she'd be waiting for us at Twilight's after the affair.

"So you're gonna be Scootaloo's new dad, huh?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"That's the plan." I said with a smile. "By the end of the day we'll be a real family."

"That's so cool!" Sweetie Belle yelled. "This means a new place to have sleepovers."

Derpy and I looked at each other with amusement, while Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo started spouting out plans for sleepovers. We said our farewells to Rarity and Sweetie Belle and made our way towards City Hall as it was nearing noon and we didn't want to be late. On our way we said hello to every pony that we past and told them the news. It was just past noon when we arrived.

We were directed to the waiting room until our names were called to meet with Mayor Mare. As the minutes past we began to realize the gravity of the situation. The tension could nearly be cut with a knife. The deafening silence was unnerving. The only noise being made was a tiny desk fan at the receptionists desk and a clock ticking on the wall. With all of our nerves getting to us, the ticking of each second of the clock felt like a hammer in our heads; The periodic buffeting of the slowly oscillating fan was a painful slap across our faces.

After what felt like and eternity, we were directed towards the Mayor's office to begin our meeting. We rushed in, ready to hear the rule on our case. This was it, either I was going to be adopting Scootaloo, or she would be put in the foster care system.

"Welcome," Mayor Mare said, "shall we begin?" She asked as she signaled for us to take our seats. "Now, it is my understanding that you, Mike, wish to adopt Scootaloo and take full responsibility for this young filly's upbringing. Is this correct?"

"Y-yes ma'am." I said quickly. It was almost exhausting to speak those two simple words.

"I would you have a general idea of what and adoption hearing holds. We have done extensive research and background checks on Miss Derpy. We've contacted previous employers and pulled a record of any criminal offenses you have, of which there are none. We have received good remarks and praise from past employers. So, by my judgement, you are fit to be a primary care giver to this young filly." The mayor explained.

Derpy and I let out a sigh of relief to hear those words. Scootaloo's wings buzzed a little as she looked up at us with a small smile.

"Now," The Mayor continued, "as for you, Mike, from the few times we talked, you seemed decent enough a person. Although, we have no prior knowledge or record of you, or any other human, as you are the first we've ever seen. The only files we have of you are your employment with Mr. Brick, to which he praises your professionalism and workmanship, and the beating until death of Scootaloo's uncle. Now, those two have made me come to the lawful decision of this meeting. As much as I would like to turn over custody to you as a primary caregiver for the filly, Scootaloo, I cannot. I am deeply sorry and regret such a decision, but I can not lawfully give you custody." She finished.

The world stopped. I felt my heart sink to the deepest part of my body and disappear, my stomach flew up to my throat and stopped. I felt like I was suffocating on the words the Mayor just spoke. Everything went blurry and the air around me felt like an arctic wind, then I realized I had begun crying. Not a wailing sob, but a flow of tears burning their way down my face and into my lap. The sound rushed back to me like a lighting bolt. The sound of Derpy asking why and pleading with the mayor. Scootaloo openly crying and and coughing. And my thumping heart, ringing in my ears over everything else.

"What I can do though, is give Derpy custody and allow Scootaloo to stay in the home with her, as long as you are no longer a resident of the home. I really wish there was a way to allow to both full adoption rights, but this is the best I can do. There will be no restrictions on visitation or contact between Scootaloo and Mike." Mayor Mare stated sympathetically.

I managed to calm Derpy down. We agreed to the terms and got up to take our leave. When we got outside, Derpy stopped me and got in front of me, with a determined look in her eyes.

"Why did you agree to that Mike? We didn't get to adopt Scootaloo and now you have to move out! What are we going to do?" she cried out at me while hold tears back.

"Don't worry. I'll still pay for the bills and other expenses. At least Scootaloo has a permanent home to live in and will be cared for properly. I'll see if I can stay at Twilight's until I sort all of this out." I explained.

We all regained our composure, but Scootaloo walked slowly with her head hanging down. I couldn't imagine what was going through her head right now. We got home and I packed my clothes to stay at Twilight's for a while. It was mid afternoon when I decided to leave. I gave Derpy a kiss and hugged Scootaloo tighter than ever and gave her a kiss on her head. I promised them I work fix the situation an we would be a real family soon. I left what was now Derpy and Scootaloo's home for the time being.

I arrived at Twilight's home and was greeted with looks of happiness, to confusion, to questioning. Twilight and the others had been waiting for the three of us to arrive with good news. Instead the received me, suitcase in hand, burning red eyes and stains from tears on my cheeks. A collective gasp arose when they all realized i didn't get custody. I was immediately brought inside and sat down on the couch. They all pulled up seats to hear the entire story of what happened and why. I sighed and began recounting what had just happened.

"... and that's about all that happened. They have no record of me and cannot give me custody. I have no idea how I'm going to fix this, but I have to find a way. I love them both and don't want to be away any longer than I need to be. I was also wondering, Twilight, if I could stay here while i attempt to get this sorted out." I said with a sigh.

"Of course, Mike! you stay as long as you need to. We'll all help you figure this out. Wont we girls?" Twilight exclaimed.

"Right on!" Dash yelled.

"Dern tootin'!" AJ added.

"But of course, Darling." Followed Rarity.

"And then, we'll party!" Hollered Pinkie.

"I will, too." Fluttershy said energetically.

I smiled, as did everypony else. They all gave me a big group hug and began thinking up ideas to get me custody.
Some plans seemed like good ideas, but fell through when put to hard thought. We sat and thought for hours with no luck. Spike came in to see how we were coming along and to ask if anyone wanted food or drink. We all declined and exclaimed our displeasure at each plan not being solid enough. That is, until, Spike spoke up.

"Well, what about the Princesses? They have to be able to do something, I mean come on, they're the Princesses, right?" He asked.

We all looked up at him in disbelief. It was so simple, yet no one thought of it. Celestia and Luna had to be able to fix this in a snap.

"Spike, you're a genius!" Twilight shouted as she jumped up and ran to her study. She came back with a quill and paper, magically in tow. "Alright, Spike, take a letter and then send it off with one of the urgent wax seals."

"Yes ma'am!" Spike said as he saluted Twilight and took the paper and quill.

"Dear Princesses Celestia and Luna...

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"Do you really think Mike can figure this out?" Scootaloo asked as Derpy tucked her in for bed.

"Of course. It'll be over before you know it." Derpy said as she hugged Scootaloo goodnight and went on her way to her seemingly empty bedroom. "Try to get some rest. You've got school in the morning. And you don't have to say anything to anypony if you don't want to, okay? If anyone says anything, tell Miss Cheerilee and she'll handle it. I love you, Scootaloo, I'll see you in the morning."

"Okay, I love you too, Derpy." Scootaloo replied as she rolled over

She gave one last reassuring smile back at Scootaloo before making her way to bed. She had to make somepony feel as though it would work out. The short walk to her room felt like a marathon. She brushed her teeth and laid down in her now enormous and cold bed. The feeling of emptiness and sadness took over as she began to cry herself to sleep; She wasn't the only one in the house as Scootaloo quiet sobs filled her room and her tears stained her fur and sheets.

Author's Note

So guess what. I forgot my password to my account and to my e-mail. I was rummaging through some old things today and found the paper I wrote my info down on. I immediately ran to my computer to log on and finish this chapter. I now have the site keeping me logged in, so this situation never arises again. Sorry for not giving you guys a new chapter in such a long time and for the shortness of this one, but i do have some chapters in the making so I WILL post more. Hopefully sooner rather than later