Maybe Because It Has None?
Principal Celestia sat staring at the piles of paperwork on her desk. She appreciated all the good work Sunset Shimmer and her friends did protecting the school from magical threats, but dealing with the resulting fallout as she tried to manage the fact her school had magic running amok on a regular basis could prove tiring, especially with how obtuse some of the paperwork was written, as if by a lawyer on a dare to make the densest, most unreadable paper possible..
Celestia sighed, bringing a hand up to massage her temple. She picked up the paper she was reviewing, then threw it on top of the pile.
She scooted her chair out, got up, and yawned. “I need a break. Or some coffee.” She looked down at the paper again. “Or I’ll maybe just I’ll deal with the rest of this tomorrow. Yes, that’s it. That’s what I’m going to do”
Yawning again, Celestia walked out of her office, making sure to lock the door before leaving.
She went down the hallway and noticed the lights flickering. She sighed and shook her head.
“Stupid state budget cuts,” Celestia grumbled. “Can’t even keep the lights running for when they overwork us …”
Grumbling, she continued down the hall.
She heard something rattling in the ceiling, as if going through the vents.
“Oh joy,” Celestia muttered to herself. “Not only are there faulty lights, there are rats, too.” She sighed. She went back into her office and picked up a spray bottle in case she had an encounter with a rodent and needed some way to scare it off.
She resumed her walk down the hall, wondering how she supposed to get through all this paperwork and come out the other side in one piece.
She heard the rattling resume, then stop.
“Hmph,” Celestia muttered. “At least they’ve settled down. Maybe I can finally leave this place in peace.”
She went up to the exit and came to a stop as the lights flickered again, leaving in her total darkness for a few moments before they returned to life.
“I’ll have to call someone to fix it tomorrow,” Celestia said to herself, placing a hand on the door.
She heard the rattling again, louder and much closer this time. She looked up at the ceiling with concern.
“That,” she said to herself, “does not sound like a rat.”
She took her hand off the door knob and got her spray bottle ready. The sound was moving closer, as if something was darting through the tunnels, aiming for her.
Celestia kept herself ready, constantly checking behind her and keeping her finger on the spray bottle pump at all times.
There was a janky, rattling noise. The air grate leading to the vent on the wall above her popped out, bent, as if hit by a hammer.
Celestia went over to pick it up and inspect it. “This is definitely not a rat.” She looked up at the exposed grate. “What could have done this?”
She planted her feet firmly on the floor and raised up the bottle, holding it with both hands. She was ready for action and raring to go. But she wasn’t expecting for her foe to be a giant green snake tail with yellow diamonds on it dropping down from the grate like a chain.
Celestia pumped the spray bottle, flecking the tail with water, but that did nothing to discourage it from pursuing her. It coiled its tip around her wrist and wrestled with her until it made her drop the bottle.
Celestia grunted, trying to pry the snake tail off with her hand. When they didn’t work, she got smart and bit into it. The tail unwound from her hand, and Celestia was in the clear, for the time being.
Celestia made for the door, pushing it wide open and running out from the Canterlot High grounds. She looked behind her to see if the thing was following her. In between the swinging doors she saw the tail coiling up back into the vent before the doors shut. She soon heard another loud thud which confirmed she wasn’t safe yet. This thing, whatever it was, was going to follow her.
“What to do?” Celestia asked herself. “Where to go? The football field? But I shouldn’t try to keep it away from where it could hurt the students? What if someone is practicing?”
She heard the door creak as her pursuer opened it.
She shook her head. “There’s no time. I need to bring him out into the open. The field it is.”
Celestia ran over to the soccer field, not a moment too soon, as she heard the doors to the school swing wide open, and whatever it is that was chasing after her come out and hiss.
She reached the field without any problem and searched the area. She noticed a soccer ball a student had left out. She went over to pick it up. It wasn’t a baseball bat. Heck, she’d settle for a baseball cap. But it would have to do as far as weapons she could get.
She looked around again to see if there was anything else that might be useful to her. She saw the shadow of something slip out from the school entrance and go under the bleachers, rattling the seats.
“Okay, you … thing,” Celestia said, approaching the seats and raising the soccer ball up high to strike. “I don’t know who or what you are or what you want, but I’m warning you, my students know their way around magic, so if you want to mess with my school, you’d better be prepared for the consequences!”
A pair of eyes stared at Celestia from between the seats, disappearing as suddenly as they appeared. Celestia blindly swing the soccer ball forward, bringing it down on the seats and giving it a good thwack.
She heard the seats rattle as the creature moved elsewhere. She chased after it, carrying the soccer ball with her. She climbed up the bleachers and tried to smash its head with the soccer ball.
The creature reached up, lashing its tail around the soccer ball and yanking it out of Celestia’s grip.
Celestia grunted. She got down on her knee and leered into the darkness of the bleachers, trying to find her adversary.
Two hands shot out from the darkness and grabbed onto Celestia’s boobs, making her squeak and moaned. She blushed as she realized something about herself; she had sensitive nipples. She moaned happily as the hands proceeded to play with her tits, before getting control of herself.
“No, stop, what are you doing?” Celestia batted the hands away, and they offered surprisingly little resistance. “You can’t just go up and grab a woman’s boobs without permission like that!”
The two eyes flared up in the darkness, glaring at her again before quickly disappearing.
“There must be something around here I can use,” Celestia muttered, turning to look at the soccer field again. In her desperation, she convinced herself this had to be the case, unable to accept the reality that the soccer ball may have been the full extent of it as far as nearby useful tools went.
The creature shot its tail, trying to lash it around her ankle. She jumped and just barely dodged it, jumping onto the next bleacher up. She jumped onto the next bleacher when the tail jumped out at her again, and again, until she reached the top and there were no more rows of her seats for her to jump to.
She grimaced and began moving backwards, moving slow and carefully so she didn’t accidentally trip and fall.
Being tripped on purpose was a different matter, as the creature shot out its tail, this time finally catching her ankle, and tugged, sending her falling backwards and landing across the benches in an awkward position.
The creature at last revealed itself to her, rising up from the rafters, somehow fitting between them like a salamander ducking through grass. It was a tall creature, one Celestia might have liked to learn more about under different circumstances, but it was intimidating. It had the torso of a bare-chested man, with hideous yellow eyes, and from below its waist it was a giant green snake with tail that got thinner towards the end. It looked down at Celestia with bitterness in its eyes.
“What do you want?” Celestia asked. “Whatever it is, just … take it and go. But leave my students. Leave my school safe.”
The lamia smiled. It reached out its hands and leaned over her, groping her boobs again and playing with them, squeezing her funbags and rubbing its fingers over her nipples. Celestia rolled her eyes, putting it up with for the sake of the students, though she squeaked whenever he grabbed her hard and managed to get to the sweet spot on her nipples.
“Enough of this,” Celestia said, pushing his hands off. “Enough!”
He was dismayed by her rejection of him. She began trying to crawl away, but he laid his tail around her legs and kept her there on the bleachers.
Celestia sighed, burying her cheek into her hand. “I suppose I did say I would put up with. For the students’ sake.”
The lamia nodded. He pulled forward, bringing his face up to Celestia’s and locking eyes with her. His eyes turned into a beautiful spiral of yellow, pale pink, and blue, and Celestia quickly found herself getting lost in the colors.
“What is … what’s going on?” Celestia asked, barely conscious of her mind fading away from her. She laid there with a gaping, thunderstruck expression on her face with her jaw hanging it wide, just the way he wanted her.
He revealed his throbbing member to her, sliding it into her mouth while holding by the ankles and stroking her there, working on getting her boots off. She felt the fabric of her boot stretch against her skin, and he held the boot up to his nose, sniffing it deeply and giving off a great exhale of satisfaction. He patted the sole of the boot as though it were a precious thing.
He rhythmically moved it up and down, pleasuring his cock with her mouth. Celestia could do nothing. She was hypnotized, Her mind was blanking out on her, her thoughts thin and unable to hold together coherently.
Soon, the cock throb one final time and unloaded, blasting her mouth with a gush of cum. This made her mind go evern blanker, What little coherence she had left dissipated entirely.
The lamia lifted her up by the ankle, taking her foot into his hand.
She began recovering quickly, blinking to get the colors out of her eyes and confused why her mouth tasted of salt. She looked up to see the lamia holding and began to struggle again, but his grip on her leg was too tight, and he was too strong.
He wiggled and pried her right boot off, then gave her right foot a long lick. Celestia didn’t know what to make of that, other than how it weird his thin, rough tongue felt licking her foot. She wiggled again, but he wouldn’t let her get free.
He stroked her foot, then rubbed and tickled it, producing laughter from Celestia. He rubbed her ankle again and gave her another lick.
“Enough!” Celestia said, wiggling her foot and trying to kick him in the face. She managed to stand up and nearly got away, but he grabbed her foot and made her fall over onto her stomach.
He leaned over and have gave her a short blast of hypnosis from his colorful eyes again, then went back to licking her foot with his tongue.
He rubbed his fingers over the bottom of her foot, then intertwined his fingers with his toes. Apparently satisfied with this much, he turned to leave, then thought better of it. He brought her foot down, placing his cock between her big toe and index toe, rubbing his cock in between them, thrusting with his pelvis until he jizzed all over the top of her foot.
“Ugh,” Celestia groaned, getting to her feet. She looked over at the lamia, who stared at her lustfully as it gave the sole of her boot a long, slow lick before sniffing it, breathing in the scent of her feet.
“You know what? Just take it,” Celestia said. “You can have it. Just take the damn thing and stop bothering me.”
The lamia smirked, satisfied. He turned and left, disappearing under a manhole close to the school.
Celestia placed a hand to her cheek and feeling very confused about what that creature wanted, why it seemed to like her foot so much and took her boot, and why her foot felt warm, sticky and wet.
Luna woke with a start when she heard the front door to her house open. She went into the living room, armed with a flashlight, and blinked when the light unexpectedly came on.
“Celestia?” Luna asked, squinting as her eyes adjusted. “You’re only now just now getting home?”
“Yes,” Celestia answered, marching over to the cabinet and pulling out some cereal.
Luna noticed Celestia’s state, seeing the grass all over her hair and a few scrapes on her skin. “Are you okay? You’re a mess.” She looked down at Celestia’s exposed foot. “What happened to your shoe?”
“I don’t want to talk about it,” Celestia snapped, pouring milk over the cereal and sitting down to eat.
