Analysis Anarchy: The New Red Spy Season 2

by Apple Frost

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Other, Original Character, Mystery, Team Fortress, Comedy, Self Insert, Adventure, Violence, Profanity
Length: 8094

Season 2 of The New Red Spy. With DustyKatt and the robots dealt with, it is time to fill out the Blu Pyro spot and train the team to hone their skills. Will they get along, or is war bound to break?

With DustyKatt and the robots dealt with, it is time to clean the mess of the robots left behind, fill out the Blu Pyro spot and train the team to hone their skills.

However, something at the back of my mind keeps bugging me that something bigger is at play and we need to find out what.

Will our team finally get along, or is war bound to break?

Published 2018-07-05 15:20:07 UTC
Last updated 2018-09-16 21:12:54 UTC

A Helping Hoof

Apple Frost's POV.
It's been a quiet day, lately. Over a week since DustyKatt and the Robot attack. Everypony can calm down and chill out. Dr. Wolf thought it would be a good idea to take a day off training to cool off, since we've been training so hard lately.

Right now, I was walking around the Battlefield looking for Thespio. He said he needed more training on the Spy Class.

"Thespio? Thespio?" I called, as I passed Maddie and AnY, "Where is that darn Unicorn? He told me to meet him here."

Suddenly, my mobile phone buzzed. I looked it over and Thespio sent me a message.

It read,

'Sorry, Frostie. Had to rain check. KeyFrame needs my help.'

I sighed and face-hoofed, "Lead it to a huge ego to take a rain check."

"Let me at him! Let me at him!" A familiar voice shouted.

I took off into the air, followed the source and found it belonged to Lightning Bliss. Lightning Bliss was charging toward ToonKritic, but what surprised me was that Finn was holding her back.

"Okay." Finn answered, as he let her go.

Lightning almost tripped, but regained herself and looked at Finn, "Finn? Next time, don't let go."

Finn smiled, "Sure thing." Then he grabbed her tail.

I joined the trio and asked, "Hey, what the heck's going on down here?" Lightning growled at me, but I put my hoof over her muzzle, "I was flying, Lightning. I'm not calling you anything in the little sense."

I removed my hand and Lightning Bliss smiled, "At least somepony is being nice."

Then Toon spoke up, "Man, I always knew Alicorn rage was in short supply." He smirked at Lightning Bliss.

Bliss growled angrily, "When I'm finished with you, you'll be black, and red, and LEFT FOR DEAD!!!!" She started charging toward Toon again, "LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM!!"

"Alright-y." Finn answered, as he let go of Bliss.

Bliss tripped and fell into me. Luckily, I was able to catch her and not fall over.

"Easy, Bliss. You almost tripped on your tail." I told her.

Bliss looked at me, "Thanks, Frost." Then she turned to Finn, "Finn, I think your missing the basic point here?" She glanced at her tail for emphasis.

Finn shook his head, "No, I'm not."

"Yes, you are." She replied.

"You sure?" He asked her.

Bliss nodded, "Yes! I-" Then she drew a blank, "What was I doing again?"

Toon was about to say something, but my glare to him kept him silent.

"You were just about to order a drink, of course." Finn answered with a happy smile.

Bliss smiled back, "Oh, yeah. Apple juice please."

Finn nodded and grabbed a juice box from his pockets, "I always have one handy."

He gave Bliss the juice box and Bliss smiled and walked off, singing her own version of 'High-ho'. Toon was shocked, while I smiled, glad to see that the problem was fixed by juice.

"What- What just happened?" Toon asked, turning to Finn, "What did you do?"

"Isn't it obvious, Toon?" I replied, "Finn used his psychology skills to help Bliss."

"Nerd..." Toon called me under his breath.

"I heard that." I told him.

Finn nodded, "Indeed, I did." Then asked me, "Would you like anything, Frostie?"

I shook my head, "No thanks, Finn. I gotta find AnY and Firebrand. We need to warm up for our next training session." I took of into the air, "Thanks for offering anyway."

Toon Kritic's POV.
"Thanks for offering anyway." Apple Frost finished, as she took off into the air.

I rubbed my arm in uncertainty. Seeing Finn give Bliss a juice box, and offering Apple Frost a drink, now I want one.

Finn noticed and smiled at me, "Aw, don't be sad, buddy." Then he grabbed a milkshake from his pockets, "Look, I brought you your favorite milkshake."

I reached for it and grabbed it. However, my fingers slipped from the glass and the milkshake dropped on to the wooden floor. A milkshake and broken glass puddle seeped between me and Finn.

I stared in shock and horror.

"Oh... You know. I think I smell something burning." Finn spoke up, "Probably my cupcake. Bye."

With that, he was gone. I was alone, frozen in shock of the fallen shake.

Duel of the Snipers

Golden Fox's POV.
"Hey, Voice. You know what this is?" I asked Voice of Reason proudly, as we walked around the Battlefield, showing him my achievement.

"No. You've only been talking about it for the past five hours." Voice answered sourly.

"It's called definitive prove that I'm better than you." I answered with a smile.

Voice stopped in front of me and turned to face me, "Oh, come on! That plot point was so contrived and you know it." Then he asked me, "Do you even read the comments?"

"What's that?" I asked teasingly, "Sorry. I can't hear the hate over the sound of your salt."

"Alright. That's it!" Voice sighed, then asked me, "Wanna beat me, scrub!" (A/N: I couldn't make out what he said...)

I put my achievement away and tilted my head in confusion, "Huh?"

"You and me. We're settling this in a contest." He told me, "Winner takes all."

I raised a brow, "So, what are we gonna do?"

"The objective is simple." He answered, "I call a shot and try to do it. And then you have to do a harder shot. I can and you can't, I get a point. Then we switch. Every time someone can't do a shot and the other one can, they get a point. And the first pardon to get five points loses."

I nodded, "Alright. Sounds good." Then I noticed something, "Wait. Isn't this Horse?"

Voice stared at me, then answered, "Eee-yes..."

I sighed and face-palmed. Then wondered, "So, who would keep score?"

Voice looked around, then looked up at the sky. He called, "Hey, Frost!"

The tall Bat Pony came flying down toward us and greeted with a small smile, "Hey, Voice. Hey, Golden Fox. Is there a reason you called me down?"

I nodded, "Yeah. We're having a contest to see who's the best Sniper of us two. And we need somepony to keep score."

Voice nodded in agreement, "Somepony with sharp eyes and can calculate things is a matter of seconds. Somepony like you." Then he asked, "What do you say, Frost?"

Frost smiled, "Sure. Sounds like fun."

*A Little Bit Later...*
Apple Frost's POV.
"Pull!" Voice called.

Golden Fox activated the catapult and the first robot head soared into the air.

Headshot! Now it was Fox's turn.

I reset the catapult and loaded with two more heads.

"Beat that, Golden Boy." Voice teased with a smirk.

Golden Fox took his spot and called, "Pull!"

I activated the contraption and two heads soared into the air. Fox was able to take out both of them.

"Piece of cake." Fox smiled.

I reset the catapult and put in three heads this time. Voice readied his rifle and I released the heads. Voice shot all three of them with ease.

I clapped my hands, "Well done, Voice."

Voice smirked, then turned to Fox, "Your move, Goldilocks."

Fox looked a little uncertain, but he took a breath and readied himself. I reset the catapult and Fox loaded it with nine robot heads this time. Now, I was getting a little uncertain.

Voice smiled with a chuckle, "Oh, this I gotta see."

Fox took his spot, covered his eyes with his wings, and called, "Pull!"

I released the catapult and Fox fired his rifle. The bullet flew into the air and bounced off Toon's helmet. Ricocheted off the buildings close-by and was able to hit the robot heads. All nine of them.

Fox smiled. Voice was gasped. And I looked over my chart, "I guess Golden Fox gets a point for this round."

"Hacks! I call hacks!" Voice called sourly.

Golden turned to him, "I can barely get this game up and running. You think I actually can hack something?"

I nodded, "I agree with Fox, Voice. This game isn't as easy as Valve makes it up to be. Portal is easier than this."

"Well, if your earlier performance against the robots is any indication you're a hack at something." Voice argued.

"Well.... You're.... A poopy head!" Golden Fox tried to argue back.

I just giggled. Voice's jaw dropped, then he charged at Fox, "THAT'S IT!!!"

Voice grabbed his machete and the two started fighting. The fighting started moving across the battlefield and I just stared with a deadpan expression.

"Welp… So much for that little adventure." I noted.

Then Eliyora arrived, "Hey there, Frost. I'm ready to my spy check training."

I smiled, "Awesome, Eli. Let's get started."

Hennessy Heresy

Apple Frost's POV.
Another training day, another plan gone wrong.

Voice, Maddie, Firebrand and I surrounded Lightning Bliss and she collapsed and started crying.

"Well... That's a buzzkill." Mad Munchkin frowned, as she lowered her rocket launcher and walked away.

With that, everypony left Bliss to cry. I felt sorry for the little Alicorn and offered my hand to her, "Hey, Blissie. Don't cry. Come on. Let's find your team."

Bliss looked at me and took my hoof. We retraced Lightning Bliss' steps and found KeyFrame on top of a sleeping AnY and a bunch of empty bottles of cider.

"What happened?" Bliss sniffed, "You left me all alone again!"

KeyFrame got herself back to her hooves, "It's not my fault." She gestures to AnY, "Ask Oktoberfest here."

AnY Entertainment moaned in his comatose state. I shook my head in disappointment. Sleeping during training. Why do I bother being in this team?

"He's out again? Ae you kidding me?!" Bliss exclaimed, "This piece of schnitzel cost us points!"

I sighed, "I wake him up." I walked over to the brown Earth Pony - Changeling Hybrid and shook his shoulders, "AnY, wake up. You're gonna miss the new opening for Red Medic."

AnY's eyes snapped opened and he jumped to his hooves with a smile, "YES!" Then he recollected himself and frowned, "Oh... You know, for the 15th time I should really stop falling for that."

I rolled my eyes. "You un-sobered mule!!" Bliss shouted, "Have you know shame?! Drunk off your flank, passed out in the battlefield and you call yourself a DemoPony?!!" She picked up her minigun, "I have to whack you over the head with Starlight! What do you have to say for yourself?!"

"I say 'Cheers'?" AnY answered, grabbing another bottle and drank it down. However, KeyFrame used her crossbow to smash the bottle dry. AnY turned to her and glared, "Hey!"

"AnY, we all know the in-game Demoman's basic trait is to drink himself silly and have nothing but reckless abandon..." I started.

KeyFrame nodded, "But, it's not really a good time for that, now." KeyFrame frowned, "We still don't have the Regenerator. We're all still weak from the attacks. And who knows when Dusty, or somepony worse, will come around."

I nodded in agreement, "We need to be ready." I placed my hoof over AnY's cheek, who frowned in concern, "And we can't be, if you drink yourself comatose and covered in cider bottles every minute."

"But, Frostie. I need it." AnY told me.

But Lightning Bliss and KeyFrame were using their magic to put the remaining bottles out of the Changeling Hybrid's reach.

"You need help is what you need." Bliss answered.

AnY shook his head, "No. I mean I-"

"Trust me, AnY. You'll thank us later." KeyFrame cut him off.

"Mission Begins in 20 Seconds..."

AnY started looking around, trembling and taking short breaths. I've seen this reaction before. I'm like that with storms. And then...

5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

A rocket was fired across the field from AnY. AnY froze and quickly ducked behind the nearby haybales for cover, with his shield over his head. And he started whimpering and crying in fear.

"Make it stop... Make it stop... I surrender!" He whimpered in his frightened state.

Sweetie Bloom and Mad Munchkin noticed and lowered their weapons.

"Well... That's a buzzkill." Sweetie frowned.

Maddie smiled, "Heh. Two buzzkills in one day. A new record."

Everything calmed and stopped, but AnY was still in his frightened state.

"Wow. I am the smallest Pony here. And you're more scared than me?" Bliss noticed.

"Why wouldn't I be?" AnY whimpered, "Killer robots! Mercenaries! Explosions! And gun fire everywhere!" Then he started crying in his native tongue.

Bliss backed away to me and KeyFrame. I shook my head in disappointment.

"Now you know." I spoke up.

"So, when he said that he needed it..." KeyFrame started.

"He really meant he needed it." Bliss finished.

I shrugged, "That's the same with me and storms. I need music, but my mother kept thinking my fear was nonsense." I picked up a bottle of cider and walked over to the scared Hybrid.

I knelt down and gently shook his shoulder, "AnY?"

AnY jumped and shouted, "Don't hurt me! I promise I'll never call you a Thestral again!"

I showed him the bottle, "No, silly. Look what I have for you."

AnY looked at me and saw the bottle. He smiled and took the bottle. He opened it and took a swig. Any smiled and threw his arms around, "Thank you, Frostie. You are a life saver. Thank you. Danke, danke, danke!"

I giggled and hugged him back, "You're very welcome, AnY."

KeyFrame's POV.
I folded my arms in jealousy, as AnY was hugging Apple Frost and the ravenette Thestral was just giggling and hugging him back.

The Dr. Wolf showed up and spoke up, "You do know that I don't allow any alcohol on the battlefield, right?"

Bliss and I turned to him in surprise.

"Wait..." I spoke up, "What?"

Dr. Wolf folded his arms, "Seriously. I thought at least you two would know me better than that."

"But... What has AnY been drinking all this time?" Bliss asked.

"Non-alcoholic spiced apple cider." Dr. Wolf answered.

Wait! What?! Non-alcoholic cider?! AnY was never truly drunk?!!

"Are..." "You..." "Kidding me?!!" Bliss and I exclaimed.

"Haven't either of you ever heard of the Placebo Effect?" Dr. Wolf asked.

"I have." Apple Frost spoke up, as she joined us, "Just couldn't remember what it was called, is all."

Dr. Wolf folded his arms, "Believe me, I've lost count of how many times I've told AnY that he isn't drinking anything alcoholic. But, I guess he's just been in such a complete state of denial for so long, it kind of works."

Then AnY started skipping around the battlefield singing 'We Didn't Start the Fire' in his native tongue, or naming alcoholic drinks in the same tune.

"Glad to see him happy." Bliss spoke up.

I nodded, "Indeed. Indeed."

Apple Frost's POV.
Then KeyFrame turned to me, "Wait... You knew AnY was drinking non-alcoholic cider." I nodded. Her eyes widen, "When and for long?"

"Since Dusty's attack." I answered, "I recognised the taste in seconds, being from the Apple Family. My mother's name is Limelight Suki Ginger. She mixes ciders with her own blend of spices that I'm not allowed to share." I smiled, "It tastes alcoholic, but it isn't."

Dr. Wolf smiled at me, "Well done, Miss. Frost."

I rubbed my arm, "Please. Frostie or Mint will do."

Then Dr. Wolf turned to Key and Bliss, "Well ladies, sometimes we need to remember that a key to a happy life is that ignorance is bliss."

Silence. Realizing what Dr. Wolf just did, KeyFrame and Bliss aimed their guns at the anthro white wolf, while I fell on my back laughing at the puns.

"May I remind you that we still don't have a working Respawn Generator?" He reminded them.

I continued to laugh, but was able to hear Lightning Bliss ask Dr. Wolf, "Is this payback for the sentry gun buster?"

I stopped and looked at the mares, "Wait, what?"

Dr. Wolf smiled, "See? You're learning."

Lightning Bliss fell to the ground with a faceplant, while KeyFrame chased after AnY, "Hey, AnY! Can I have some of that?"

"Do I want to know, or need to know?" I asked the white wolf, as I dusted myself off.

"Neither." He answered.

"Then I won't ask." I told with a small smile.

Size Matters Not

Apple Frost's POV.
"OOOWWW!!! It hurts! It hurts! OH CELESTIA IT HURTS!!!" I heard a familiar voice crying out in pain.

I turned to see KeyFrame helping Lightning Bliss across the Battlefield and into the shack. Lightning Bliss was resting on KeyFrame's back, holding her left hoof in pain. Must have been a sprained ankle.

"You're going to be fine, Bliss. It' just a sprung hoof." KeyFrame assured to little Alicorn, "I have some ice and medi-cupcakes at the sick bay. You'll be right as rainbows in no time."

"Thank you, Key-Key." Bliss sniffled with a smile, "I'm sorry if I'm causing you trouble."

KeyFrame shook her head, "It's no problem at all, Blissie."

The two reached the shack and ToonKritic and I were able to meet up with them.

"Oh, well, ain't that cute?" ToonKritic chuckled with a mean smirk.

Lightning Bliss sighed in annoyance, then greeted, "Hi, Toon."

I looked over Bliss' injury, "Oh Luna, Bliss. That looks quite bad." I gave her a concerned look, "What happened out there?"

KeyFrame glared at me and Toon, "Frost, Toon, we don't have any time for this. I need to get her into the sick bay."

Then AnY arrived and heard our conversation, "Yeah, Toon, Frostie. Taking care of an Alicorn is a really tall order to fulfill." Then he looked at me, "Speaking of orders, don't you have souls to be collecting?"

KeyFrame growled in anger. I sighed and muttered under my breath, "Luna preserve me..."

"Leave them alone, AnY." Bliss told him, "My ankle hurts. At least they're kind enough to care."

Then Golden Fox arrived, "Guys, leave Key, Bliss and Frost be. Quit being so small-minded."

I face-hoofed, while AnY and Toon smiled at what Fox just said. Using her magic, KeyFrame lifted the golden Pegasus stallion to her level.

"Honey, you're not helping." She told him with a scold.

Golden Fox raised a brow in confusion, "What? I'm just trying to be the bigger Pony."

Keyframe sighed an cancelled her magic, dropping Golden Fox to the ground of the shack. Toon and AnY started laughing, as I helped KeyFrame and Lightning Bliss to the sick bay.

"Really, Goldilocks?" Bliss asked, as we passed him.

Later, at the Sick Bay...
With Bliss' leg bandaged and eating a cupcake. Keyframe and I were pacing the sick bay. I growled in frustration and anger every one or two seconds.

"Are you two okay?" Bliss asked in concern.

"Who do they think they are?" KeyFrame asked, then ranted, "Talking to us like that? We're more than just walking joke targets!"

I nodded in agreement. Bliss nodded, "I know what you mean. I feel like I become the punching bag as of lately myself."

I sighed, "Ever since day one, we've been on the flank end of each joke. 'Short joke this'! 'Long legs that'! 'Demon this'! 'Raven that'! Argh!" I growled, "We can't control how we look!"

Bliss nodded in agreement, "Yeah! And sadly, we can't do a damn thing about it! We're gonna have to live with the 'cute, wee, little Alicorn', the 'attack of the 50-foot Keyframe', and the 'Azarath Metrion Mintfrost' unless something changes!"

As if by coincidence, Dr. Wolf's voice spoke from the intercoms, "Good news, everyone. I am pleased to announce that we finally got the Respawn Generator working again. So we won't have to worry about friendly fire, as long as it doesn't get too out of hand."

Bliss and KeyFrame looked at each other. Grins grew into smiles. Smiles grew into giggles. Giggles grew into laughter. Laughter turned maniacal.

I teleported to Dr. Wolf's office and waited out what was going on outside.

One Hour Later...
Once everything calmed down, Dr. Wolf and I exit the shack to meet KeyFrame and Lightning Bliss, who skipping happily and laughing.

"Are you two finished?" I asked. Bliss and KeyFrame nodded.

Dr. Wolf smiled back, "Well, I'm certainly glad that you two have found an effective method for releasing your frustrations." He looked over his clipboard, "And we're only too relieved that you decided to put off your murderous rampage until after we got the Respawn Generator working again."

KeyFrame giggled, "I guess you could say it's just what the doctor ordered."

Bliss nodded in agreement, "It's definitely a howling good time."

I narrowed my eyes at the two Ponies, "That's... Not... Funny..."

"Unfortunately, you two caused so much of a ruckus so quickly the you overloaded the generator to the point of complete burnout." Dr. Wolf finished, folding his arms in disappointment.

The two Ponies smiles fell at the information.

"Wait..." KeyFrame started, "You mean it's broken? Again?"

"But... But it was just a little shoot off." Bliss tried to explain.

"You sure about that?" I asked.

KeyFrame and Bliss looked around and the entire battlefield was in flames and nothing but carnage remained.

"Well, you two have given me no choice here." Dr. Wolf started, "I feel I have to enact some kind of punishment."

"Don't let it be robot cleaning duty again!" KeyFrame pleaded, "I had oil in my fur for weeks."

"Please don't make me cook Toon's milkshakes." Bliss pleaded, "It always ruins the oven and it takes forever to clean!"

A lightbulb went of in my head, as I smiled, "Oh, Doc. I have an idea." I spoke up.

Dr. Wolf looked at me with a raised brow. I lowered myself to his level and whispered my idea in his ear. Dr. Wolf smiled and put his hand over my shoulder, "That's a wonderful idea, Apple Frost."

"What did you tell him?" Bliss asked me.

"She says I should send you two on vacation." Dr. Wolf answered.

Bliss and KeyFrame looked at me with wide eyes. Thespio came over and shouted at me and Dr. Wolf, "Have you two gone mental!!? They killed me 17 times in only four minutes!! And I wasn't even in this short!!"

"You didn't hear the rest." I spoke up.

Dr. Wolf nodded, "Miss. Frost's idea is to send KeyFrame and Lightning on vacation… Without their drawing tablets, sketchbooks or canvases."

Lightning Bliss and Keyframe gasped and cried at the top of their lungs, "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"Wow..." Thespio uttered, then turned to me, "You know, you and Doc can be really evil when you put your mind to it, Frost."

Dr. Wolf and I nodded, "You have no idea." Then we looked at each other, "That was weird." A second of silence, then we both said in unison, "Friendship is Magic." Then we smiled, "Guess great minds guess alike."

"Okay, that's just scary." Thespio spoke up.

Operation Purple Dragon

Apple Frost's POV.
It was a quiet day in Coal Town. I was in the shack, with Eliyora and Thespio, talking about switching classes for a day, while I was salvaging robot parts for Dr. Wolf's Respawn Generator.

"So... Let me get this straight. You two want to switch classes for a day, to see which is the best class?" I asked, as pulled a carburetor from a Robot Scout's head. Thespio and Eliyora nodded in agreement. "And I need to switch, why?" I asked.

"You're the Red Spy, Frost." Thespio pointed out, "In order to switch, you have to be the Red Pyro for a day."

"Or the Blu Spy." Eliyora pointed out, "Frost has had a lot of interactions with the Blu Team, as of late."

I rubbed my chin, "True." Then I wondered, "And how did this argument start, anyway?" I pointed out, "You two barely argue or fight."

The Blu Spy and Red Pyro looked at each other and Eliyora answered, "It sort of involved Silver Quill become Mongolian barbeque. He came up with the idea."

I supressed a giggle, "That Hippogriff is a glutton for punishment, isn't he?" Then I smiled, "I guess it couldn't hurt to switch colors, or be the Pyro for a day. Besides, blue might suit me better."

With that, Eliyora, Thespio and I switched uniforms. I decided to be the Red Pyro for the day, see how it feels to burn things. Lucky there was always a spare uniform for each team and class. To my surprise, there was something special about the Pyro uniform I picked.

It was the Blu Lady Pyro's uniform.

(https://www.deviantart.com/superkusokao/art/TF2-Lady-Pyro-255804596)

In the grenade belt was a note. I opened the note. It read,

'To Apple Frost,

Don't take this the wrong way, but if you ever want to switch to the Blu team, the Pyro class is always open for you.

An Admirer.'

I was curious who this admirer is, but the clues were evident. The uniform was blue before I touched it to turn red. So it must be somepony from the Blu team.

We got dressed into our new, temporary uniforms and met up in the shack. Already, there was problems.

"Okay. This mask automatically stinks." Eliyora complained about the mask, "Why should I have to cover my beauty?"

"Speak for yourself, woman!" Thespio spat, "How do you breath in this airtight suit?"

I smiled, "I dunno. I think it's comfy."

Eliyora looked at me and gasped, "Where did you get those?"

"Somepony gave them to me. I have the note." I answered. I gave Eli the note and she looked it over.

"Frost has a boyfriend! Frost has a boyfriend!" Thespio teased in a sing-song tone.

I closed my eyes and sighed, "Strike one, Thespio." Then looked at him, "At least Eli is not making you put on the mask."

Eli nodded, "Okay, so we're agreed. One day in each other's classes." She smirked at Thespio, "You'll see how hard it is to be a Pyro."

Thespio smirked back, "And you'll see that being a Spy is more complicated than you think. Good luck, Flash Fire."

"Have fun, Captain Flamboyant." Eliyora shot back.

Thespio grabbed his flamethrower, "Hey! Don't be tempting me now!" But, Eliyora was gone, "Oh, right. Cloaking."

I supressed a giggle, then went out on the Battlefield to practice with my temporary class. So far, it's been easy for me, because I've watched Eliyora and learned from her example as the Pyro. However Eliyora and Thespio were having trouble adjusting. Eliyora is anything but subtle and patient. And Thespio keeps forgetting that being Pyro also means being careful with fire.

Once the day was done, it was time to return to the shack. Thespio was out of breath and was badly burnt up. While Eliyora's uniform was torn up and she had cuts and scrapes all over her body.

Thespio and Eliyora glared at each other and shouted, "YOUR CLASS SUCKS!!!"

Their eyes widened, and there was a moment of silence. Then Thespio and Eliyora started laughing. I smiled.

"Aw man! What were we thinking?" Thespio asked, between laughs.

Eliyora nodded, "Seriously! We're both tailor-made for our classes."

Thespio calmed and smiled, "Yeah. I think we were both idiots today." Then offered his hand to Eliyora, "What do you say? Truce?"

Eliyora smiled and shook his hand, "Truce." Then she told me, "Now, I want out of this blinking mask. I can't do subtlety for anything. LET ME BURN!"

I nodded, "Alright, Eli."

Then Eliyora asked me, "Hey, I just noticed something. How come you're not as bad as Thespio? I expected you to be more burned than him."

"I lead by your example." I answered. Thespio and Eliyora looked at me with wide eyes. I raised my brow, "What?" Then clarity hit, "Oh, Luna. You guys didn't bother to try asking how to work the other class? You two really have been a couple of baka today."

Thespio rubbed the back of his neck, "Yeah. I guess so." Then something came to him, "Speaking of which..." He looked at Eliyora, "Why don't you ever wear the Pyro mask anyway?"

Eliyora's face turned shameful and scared, "I've seen things, my friend... I have seen the other side of that mask... It is true horror..."

Thespio and my eyes widened. I've seen the video of 'Meet the Pyro'. The way the Pyro sees through that mask... How can a man stay sane and yet cause so much destruction? Thank goodness the mask is optional here.

Guardian Angel

Apple Frost's POV.
Another day, another day off from training so hard. Right now, Firebrand, Dr. Wolf, Silver Quill and I were in Dr. Wolf's office, trying the fix the Respawn Generator, but we've been having trouble.

"I'm pretty sure it's the red wire." Firebrand noted, while Silver Quill was eating chips, and I was working on the back of the machine.

"With all due respect, Firebrand, shush." Dr. Wolf told him, "I built this, so I think I know what I'm doing."

"They burned it out." Firebrand pointed out, "I think I know what I'm talking about."

Silver Quill ate another chip, with annoyed Firebrand. The military Pony and snow wolf turned to the large Hippogriff.

"Can we help you?" Firebrand asked.

"Oh, don't mind me." Silver Quill answered, "It's been a slow day, so I thought I'd... Observe."

Firebrand growled, but returned to work. I looked at the large Hippogriff, "That's all and well, Silver, but please keep it down." Then I returned to work.

"How can you be sure that this thing doesn't turn us inside-out?" Firebrand asked Dr. Wolf.

Dr. Wolf glanced at him for a second, then returned to work, "If I can carefully calibrate the-"

Silver Quill popped bubblegum and the generator sparked. It lightly shocked Dr. Wolf and and Firebrand, but the spark touched me and shocked me pretty bad. I collapsed on the ground, twitching a little, "O-o-o-o-w-w-w-w...."

"Miss. Frost, are you alright?" Dr. Wolf asked me.

I dusted myself off and stood up, "A little jumpy, but I've gone through worse."

Dr. Wolf turned to Silver Quill, "Silver, please, this is stressful enough, without you making it into a spectator sport."

Silver Quill pouted and folded his arms, "Oh, sure. When I get blown up, it's all fun and giggles. But when I need some stimulus, you're all super serious."

Firebrand balled his hands into fists, as he and I answered in unison, "Actually yes!"

Firebrand was ready to punch Silver in the face, but Dr. Wolf held him back. "Silver, I understand that you're bored, and looking for something to entertain yourself." Dr. Wolf sympathized, "But right now is not really a good time. Could you, please, find yourself another activity to busy yourself with?"

Silver Quill nodded then pouted, "Fine. Fine."

He turned to leave the shack, then Sweetie Bloom came in, bumping into wheel of cables along the way, "Ow! Ow!" She entered the room, "Please, Doc. Help me."

My eyes widened in surprise. Her eyepatch has been glowing that Celtic green since Dusty's attack? Must have been torture.

"Wait, which 'Doc' are you referring to?" Firebrand asked, "Doc, or Doc Doc? Wow. This is hurting?"

We got our answer, as Sweetie turned to Dr. Wolf. Dr. Wolf turned to Sweetie Bloom, "Can it wait, Sweetie? We're trying to get the Respawn Generator fixed."

"Oh. Okay. Sorry." Sweetie frowned. Then she turned around and bumped into me, "Sorry."

"Sweetie? You look awful. What's wrong?" I gasped, as I got a good look at her.

She pointed to her glowing eyepatch, "This. Ever since I got in touch with my inner Celtic hunter, my eye hasn't stopped glowing! I haven't slept in two days. I keep bumping into things. Can you, please, do something?"

I scratched the back of my head, "Well... I'm afraid I can't. From what I can understand by examining these unequivocal turing postulates of physics and other the ages of logical deduction of the overarching narrative that this metaphysical chicos interactive simulation is predicated on..." I took a breath, "Suicide is the best option."

"NNNNEEEEERRRRDDD!!!"

Firebrand looked at me, "Wait, I'm the Medic here. How come you get to say things like that?"

"IQ of 152." I answered casually.

"Unfortunately, Sweetie, Apple Frost is right." Dr. Wolf spoke up, "Until this gets fixed, we can't change anything. So I have to ask you hold out just a little longer."

Sweetie Bloom shrugged, "Well, at least it's something." Then she made her way out of the shack.

"Try not to do anything dangerous!" Dr. Wolf called after her.

With Sweetie gone, Dr. Wolf and I returned to work. Firebrand sniffed the air and spoke up, "Hey, I know I'm no mechanic. But I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to be smelling sulfur."

"Sulfur?" Dr. Wolf asked.

I sniffed the air. The smell of rotten eggs filled the air of the shack. "He's not lying, Doc. There's sulfur in the air."

Dr. Wolf rubbed his chin, "But that should only happen if-"

~BOOM!~

A loud explosion blew us off our hooves and paws, as there was a large hole in the wall. Who else responsible, but Silver Quill.

"See this? This is why I need stimulus." Silver explained, "I need to be entertained, and I'm not entertained then the vision of the dimension upon..." He babbled on, as Firebrand and I dusted ourselves off and glared at the large Hippogriff, "And therefore it is your fault that this happened, and it is you who needs to fix the hole in the wall."

I growled, as my anger reached its peak. I picked Silver Quill up and threw him out the window, "GO BOTHER SOMEBODY ELSE!!!"

I took a breath and calmed down, then returned to helping Dr. Wolf with the Respawn Generator.

"What the heck was that?" Dr. Wolf asked me.

"Oh... I forgot to mention." Firebrand spoke up, "Apple Frost here, when she gets angry, she gets demonic."

"I'll be fine now." I spoke up, with a growl still evident in my voice.

"Apple Frost, may I make a suggestion?" Dr. Wolf spoke up, "Since you're still frustrated, I say you take the day off and let you cool down a bit more. Meditate or work on your hobbies."

"I said I'm fine." I insisted.

"AppleAura MintFrost Crispin. I insist. Take the day off." Dr. Wolf told me sternly.

Noticing he used my real name, I put my tools down and nodded. I left the shack and took flight to find some peace and quiet to calmed down.

I found a lonely rooftop and was able to close my eyes and calm myself. After a few hours of meditating and breathing with my mantra 'Azarath Metrion Zinthos', I was able to calm down. However, I heard a familiar voice speak from behind me, "Well, well, well. Look who it is."

I opened my eyes and answered in a low tone, "ToonKriticY2K. If you're here to make pun jokes about me, I'd keep them to myself. I am in no mood right now."

"What's wrong? Missing your raven? You want me to go see if Trigon has him?" He teased.

I glanced at him, a shadow flame engulfing my body, "Make another joke, Toon... I dare you..."

Before he could open his mouth, Dr. Wolf spoke through the intercoms, "Good news, Everyone. We finally got the Respawn Generator working again... Again..."

Then Firebrand added, "So, if y'all could not go on giant rampages that be greeeaaat. Yes, I am directly referring to Lightning Bliss and Keyframe. This is your fault and you should feel terrible. You should've followed Frost's example and find another way to calm down."

Toon's eyes widened and looked at me, "Wait... You found another way to calm down?"

"Wrath is not my sin. Envy is. That's way my mane and tail are green." I explained. Then I felt something warm in the air, and it was starting to get warmer, "Do you feel that?"

Toon raised a brow, "Feel what?"

Suddenly, record shack burst into flames and something emerged from the fires. It was a human, teenage female, in Equestria Girls style. Her hair was maroon and her skin was a deep red. She had her pony ears and Pegasus wings. Her eyes were flaming and a fiery aura enveloped her. She wore purple armor and wielded two flaming swords.

She looked like Ink Rose. Only angry.

"Repent before my wrath, sinner!" She shouted, as she charged toward Silver Quill and Sweetie Bloom.

My eyes widened and I gasped, "Ink Rose?"

"And I'm outta here!" Toon summed up, as he flew away.

I joined Firebrand and Dr. Wolf, as Ink Rose calmed enough to return to her Pony form.

"If I wasn't so terrified, I'd actually say that was kind of... Hot." Firebrand smiled.

"Miss. Rose?" Dr. Wolf started, until Ink Rose charged up to him, "3 hours... 3 hours I've been fighting demons in Tartarus because of Silver! He'll be sent to the after-afterlife when I'm through with him!"

"Miss. Rose, I fear that reaction was a little extreme. Maybe you should come with me and-" Dr. Wolf started, then I noticed what Ink Rose just said, "Wait... Did you say you were fighting demons for the past 3 hours?"

Ink Rose nodded, "Yes. I probably flew four circles and a half trying to get out." Then she grabbed Dr. Wolf's collared shirt, "Why in the world would you fill a pit with underworld horrors underneath your office? Eldritch much?"

"Ink, calm down." I spoke up, "Doc probably didn't know about the pit."

Dr. Wolf nodded, "Miss. Frost is right. I didn't know about the trapdoor until we started receiving volunteers for new team members."

Ink calmed down and let go of Dr. Wolf. However, Firebrand was whistling nonchalant and innocently. Ink Rose, Dr. Wolf and I turned to the Military Medic.

"Brandon..." I started with a glare.

"What do you know about this?" Dr. Wolf asked.

Firebrand scratched the back of his neck sheepishly, "Well... When I dug the trapdoor, I may, or may not, have, quite possibly, kind of, accidentally opened something sorta resembling a likely a simile of a portal to Tartarus."

The three of us glared at Firebrand.

"I put a lid on it." He quickly defended.

"Both of you. Office. Now." Dr. Wolf told Ink Rose and Firebrand.

Hats Off To You

Apple Frost's POV.
Another day, another training session. Not that I mind it. Someone needs to keep their Class skills sharp. I was training with ToonKriticY2K and Lightning Bliss, but Toon was being a jerk with his puns and insults. Sometimes I feel like I want to punch this guy in the face...

He went one pun insult too far and Lightning Bliss was ready to attack him, until I felt a shudder run down my spine.

Lightning Bliss must have noticed, cause she turned to me, "What's wrong, Frost?"

"I feel a disturbance on The Force, but I can't put my hoof on it." I answered in thought.

"Aaaawww. Has someone found the magic mirror to your mind?" Toon cooed with a smirk.

I glared at the red and black pegasus oc, "Strike two, Mr. Edge..."

Suddenly, Mad Munchkin's voice spoke from the intercoms, "I don't know who you are... I don't know what you want... If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money..." Everyone froze around the Battlefield and listened, "What I do have is a very particular set of skills... Skills that I have acquired from a very long career... Skills that make me a nightmare for Ponies like you..." Lightning Bliss lowered her ears, tucked her tail between her legs and backed into me. I held her close, "If you let my hat go now, that will be the end of of it... I will not look for you, I will not pursuit you... But if you don't, I will look for you... I will find you... And I will kill you..."

"Whoa! What got the Lady of Scots all riled up?" Toon wondered.

"I don't want to know." Bliss squeaked.

"Obviously, she believes one of us took her hat and she wants it back." I explained, "We better follow her demands, if we're gonna get to the bottom of this."

With that, Toon, Bliss and I gathered with the rest of the group. Mad Munchkin arrived and shouted, "Everyone, get your flanks back to base now!" Then she noticed that we were all here and she smiled, "Oh, wow. Looks like I didn't even need the Turnoy. Oh well." Then she instructed, "Move it, maggots!"

We followed Maddie into the shop section, that lead to the Sick Bay. We scattered, so it would be easier to move around. Mad Munchkin readied her rocket launcher and started asking around, "Okay, maggots! Now all of you are here, and one of you has my hat. Give yourself up now, and your death will be quick an painless."

"Uh... Maddie..." Eliyora gulped, "Don't you think you're being just a little extreme?"

Maddie turned to the unicorn mare and aimed her launcher at her, "You have it, don't ya?! I've seen you eyeing up my hat. I've seen you all look at her and say, 'Oh, aye! That's a wee tasty bit of hatwear, eh'?!"

Eliyora took a step back, raised a brow, then shook her head, "No, Maddie. I do not have your hat."

"Do..." Maddie turned to Blissie, "You have my hat?"

Tears started running down Blissie's face, as she started crying and hid herself in between my legs, "She scares me!"

I gently stroked Blissie's mane and glared at Mad Munchkin, "Okay, Maddie. I think this has gone too far."

Maddie aimed her rocket launcher at my face, "Sounds like hat talk to me, Emo Girl!"

I gave her a deadpan look. Blissie hugged closer to me. I shook my head, "Maddie, I don't have your hat. But you have to stop this. It's not healthy."

"No..." Maddie answered with a laugh and a crazy look in her eyes, "Let's make this interesting." Her smile faded to a serious frown, "Unless someone comes forward and puts my hat right here, in this new case that Finn built..."

She grabbed a glass case with a wooden frame and put on the ground.

"You're welcome." Finn answered with a smile.

Maddie grabbed her cell phone and smirked, "I'm gonna call..."

Everypony tensed up and backed up a step. "Oh heavens no..." Firebrand grimaced.

"I'll do it. I'll call her." Maddie dared, moving her hoof closer to the numbers.

Blissie started backing underneath me, "No, no, no... Please not... Anything but her... Anything but her... Oh gosh..."

"I'm gonna call..." Maddie raised her voice.

"Don't call her! Don't call her!" Eliyora told the upset Scottish Soldier.

"Ooh, who are you gonna call?" Finn asked innocently.

Everyone in the room looked at him complete shock and confusion. Somepony's been living in the haybales way too long.

Finn looked around and raised a brow, "What?"

"Mary Sue. I'm gonna call Mary Sue." Maddie answered.

KeyFrame, Eliyora and Silver Quill's jaws dropped and they cried, "NOOOOO!!!!"

Lightning Bliss smiled, "Yay! Then I won't be the only alicorn!" Firebrand, Thespio, Toon and I looked at the Rainbow Alicorn with raised brows. Clarity hit Bliss and she frowned, "Oh, wait. I won't be the only alicorn!" She fell to the ground crying. The boys rolled their eyes.

"Oh, that's not going away soon..." Firebrand muttered under his breath.

Maybe I should explain. Mary Sue is Mad Munchkin's roommate on her Channel, along with Lord InsertNameHere. She actually lives up to her name. Mary Sue is a pink alicorn that's about the same height as Princess Cadence. White mane and tail with magenta tips. A raspberry pink cape and golden eyes.

All-in-all, Mary Sue is a Mary-Sue.

Maddie had already dialed the number, "Shh. It's ringing."

The cell phone rang two and a half times before a familiar voice spoke on the other side, "Yeah?"

"Mary Sue, why have you never helped me out in these TF2 events?" Mad Munchkin asked in a raised voice, "Someone has stolen my hat!"

"Oh, you mean the hat that you made me hoof-wash for you after you went all Glasgow Hooligan on some glorified pigeon?" Mary Sue asked.

"Beak-ist!" Silver Quill glared.

"Species-ist." KeyFrame corrected.

Silver Quill 'shh'ed KeyFrame and gave her a gentle smile, "I'm glad you're coming to terms, but you really shouldn't admit such things in public, KeyFrame."

KeyFrame's jaw dropped and she glared at the large Hippogriff, "What!?"

"You're a bloody Alicorn for Celestia's sake!" Mad Munchkin pointed out over the phone, "Get over here and help me!"

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Maddie." Mary Sue answered.

"Wh... Wha... Why not?" Maddie asked.

"I think we both know the reason why here, Maddie." She answered.

"Tell me." Maddie instructed.

Mary Sue scoffed in a laugh, "Duh! Maddie! You're playing a dumb game! If I helped you win, which of course you would, cause I'm a Mary-Sue, it would be cheating."

Maddie's eyes widen in dumbfound, then she growled, "I hate you."

"And I totally hate you too, Maddie." Mary Sue smiled, then added, "Oh, by the way, I'm sending over a box of tissues."

A pink box of tissues appeared in the air and floated over to Lightning Bliss.

"What? Why?" Maddie asked.

"To give to Blissie." Mary Sue answered, "She seemed really upset when you shouted at her. And I don't blame her."

Lightning Bliss smiled, "Yay!" But then raised a brow, "I mean, yay?"

Mad Munchkin hung up her cell phone and just stood there with a dumbfounded look on her face. After a few seconds, she leaned forward and collapsed with a face-plant. She was out. The case broke under the impact of her collapse. Ooops.

Firebrand walked up to the center of the room, "Alright. I know that this is the standard lunacy around here, but frankly, I am at my limit. So, can whoever has her hat please own up so we can get back to work here?"

Everyone looked at each other with raised brows and confused looks. Finally, with apologetic looks, Silver Quill and KeyFrame stepped forward.

"We have a confession to make." KeyFrame sighed.

Silver Quill nodded, "Yes."

"I talked Silver into taking the hat." KeyFrame admitted.

Silver Quill nodded again, "Yes. She caused the whole ordeal."

KeyFrame's eyes widened and was lost for words, then she glared at the large Hippogriff Heavy, "Oh, you little son of a chicken..."

Firebrand smiled and walked toward the two, "Great. Now that the stupidity's out of the way. Please put the hat back in the case that Finn built..."

Finn joined the trio and put an identical glass case on the ground. "You're welcome." He smiled sweetly.

"And we can get back to a semblance of a normal life." Firebrand finished.

KeyFrame turned to Silver Quill, "Okay. Go ahead, Silver."

Silver Quill raised a brow, "Me? I don't have the hat. I thought you had it."

KeyFrame glared at the Hippogriff, "You took it out of the case!"

Silver glared back at the tall Unicorn, "That you threw me into!"

"Well, where is it now, Bird-brain!?" KeyFrame asked.

"Oh, now who's the Species-ist?" Silver pouted.

KeyFrame smiled, "Hey, you got it right."

Silver smiled, "Well, yeah. I was just waiting for you to admit you're prejudiced." KeyFrame's jaw dropped in dumbfound and was lost for words. Silver put his claw over her shoulder, "I'm glad we had this breakthrough together, you vile species-ist."

KeyFrame, full of anger, regained herself, charged and started wrapping her hooves around Silver Quill's neck, choking him.

"This isn't a hate crime, because I hate you on a personal level!" Key pointed out, as she continued to strangle Silver.

"Noted." Silver answered in a choked voice.

I sighed and took a breath, "As much as I find this funny, here's the plan." I spoke up to everyone present, "Before Maddie comes too, we all have to look for her hat. With all of us looking for it, one of us is bound to find it before she wakes up. Got it? Dismissed!"

With that everyone scattered and started looking for Mad Munchkin's hat before she comes to and goes on a rampage again.