(Part 5)

it has been two days since we kicked the dogs out of their den. Morale of the troops are high but there still a problem. The Vikings and knights are not getting along.

For two days straight the Vikings have been bragging to the knights that they were the heroes. Obviously this piss the knights off. Fights have been springing left and right and I can't even think straight for another fight begins. Even Lee and chief have been fighting! The only ones are the medics thieves and the Viking tanks.

Only when I'm around, they stop fighting but I can hear them a mile away.

But there is good news. Ponyville has been up and running again and are able to send us food supplies until we get a farm of our own. Most of the javelins and archers had to hunt for food and would always argue on who gets more land to hunt.

I'm thankful that I'm going to canterlot tomorrow so I can finally get some rest.

“No you need to watch where you're going!” Shouted a Viking outside the cave.

“All right I fucking had it!!!!!!” I shouted.

Every step I took I felt like I was creating an earthquake, but at the moment I didn't fucking care, I was so pissed!

When I got outside I noticed a big crowd surround the two who have been fighting.

“Listen children!” I shouted “Stop acting like fools on who is better and who is not just because of your skill and work together for once!” I continue shouting.

All my men were shocked that I would use such language when I had never used it before.

“You're supposed to be soldiers but instead I see a bunch of children Who are getting killed in the battle!!! So children.” I said it in a quiet voice. “Shut the fuck up!!!!”

I went back inside the cave and use my magic to seal with a red shield.

Maybe I was a little too hard on them, but they need to stop acting like children nonetheless. I'm going to need to calm down before I go outside again.

(Boehm Boehm Boehm)

I turned around to see a familiar face that put a smile on mine. Green flame decided to show up, and I hope she didn't see my angry side. She seem to be waiting by the shield that she just knocked on. I put my shield down and she walked in as I put it back up.

“Hello green flame how have you been” I said in a calm voice.

“To be honest never better. The pony still treat me like I'm some sort of monster but my new friends treat me like an equal and I have you to thank for that.” It kind of pissed me off that the ponies are so mean to her but I was happy that she is making friends.

“Listen... if you seen my angry side just now that's not me all the time.” I said embarrassment written on my face.

“I know, you were just angry for some reason” she said comforting me.

“Thank you for understanding now is there anything I can get you to drink?” I said asking my guess.

“Just some water will be fine please” she replied.

I want to further in the cave that has torches now, and used a canteen to grab some water in the river.

I brought it back up and I noticed green flame was sitting on the green couch donated by Ponyville. I gave her the canteen full of water and she drank it up in just a few seconds.

“Someone’s thirsty” I joked.

“Don't you mean somepony?” she said confused.

“No I'm saying it the human way” I answered.

“Oh OK... so... I'm not someone?” She said sadly.

“What of course you're someone, you're you, and I wouldn't have it any other way” I said holding her hand.

“You mean it. you like my…. hideous form” she said the last part quietly but I still heard it.

“Green flame who ever is calling you hideous, are so dead wrong that I'm surprised that they're alive.” I wrapped around it and a hug to comfort her. And soon fell asleep with her in my arms.

(Time skip)

Today was the day we went to go meet the princesses of this land. I just sent it to only bring the 5 knights, 5 vikings , 3 archers, 3 javelins and a matic. Most would believe that bringing a small amount of guards was foolish. But since the fact I read well absorbed some books on them in particular I know a lot of events, and they are actually kind of nice.

All is that I'm hoping for is that my knights and Vikings can get along.

After arriving in point though we went straight for the train. Twilight scolded me for being late but I told her that I was Busy building my kingdom.

We got on the train in apparently the princess give us first class. I was very thankful considering I was going to Pay it myself.

Now we're just waiting on the train to meet the princesses.

Most of the ponies has been giving odd looks to me and my man. I learned that the Vikings think that all who do not believe in what they believe our week. The only reason why they do not hate me is because I am there king.

I was sitting on a very comfortable chair green flame right beside me. Before we got on the train I was able to buy her a green shirt and shorts to help her cover up more.

Killer was just taking a nap to my right. Twilight in the girls were right across from me each minding their own business.

I decided to break the ice.

“So how was Ponyville since I depart?”

“Well since you been giving us half of your supplies of jams, we are able to build most of the town back to normal.” Stated Twilight. “Pretty soon The town will be back to normal.”

“Good, good. Now tell me how you girls been?”. I said politely.

“Ever since y'all been saving Ponyville, we were able to make it on time for the harvest fest for apples. I appreciate everything y'all did sugar cube.”(I apologize if my accents are fucking terrible) stated Applejack.

“It was so generous of you to give us all those gems darling. It was able to help the towns immensely, because of you there's nopony homeless.” Rarity said smiling.

“Oh my Celestia oh my Celestia on my Celestia when we get back we have to have a party for you like isn't it weird that I haven't celebrate a party for you yet it should be called thanks for saving ponyVille/welcome to eat Equestria/welcome to ponyVille/will you be my friend party!” Pinkie pie said somehow with just one breath.

“It's been really peaceful. Ever since the diamond dogs, everything has just been calm recently” fluttershy said quietly.

“You saved at least 32 ponys! That's, so, awesome!” Shouted Rainbow Dash.

I was happy at least at the town was calm now. We were able to return the slaves of the diamond dogs to Ponyville where they can get a train ride home.

I don't know if I was excited or scared of the upcoming event. Meeting two princesses that could destroy my army in seconds could really scare you like that. We wouldn't even stand a chance until my forces were at least in the thousands.

I was relaxing until I noticed a book after my right. I look at it and I really felt like I wanted to read it.

I got the book and the title is called “The Lost One”.

When I began reading it I conclude that it was.. umm…. Alternate universe of this universe that’s it! I continued reading the book and having a hilarious laugh… until I got to the final chapter. The book was in complete but it look like it was being developed as I was reading it. But as I read the last chapter of the book so far I just close the book, set it down and decide to read another time.

The train jerked as it was coming to a stop.

“All off to canterlot!” The conductor shouted.

Me my friends and my man got up and started walking off the train. Instant me our group was noticed by the ponies. Somewhere looks of fear while other looks for disgust.

I could hear marching up ahead when I looked up I could see 15 armoured Stallions coming up to us. They got in the defence of positions and ready to attack for some reason.

Most of the ponies were stuttering away making sure they didn't get in the crossfire.

“Surrender now monsters!” added a lieutenant of the group.

“If you wish to take me and my man on then go ahead, but don't be disappointed with the results” I said mockingly.

The Vikings got in front with the knights behind them archers and javelins were behind me, while Killer was protecting the medic. Green flame was behind me using me as a shield and I didn't mind. The girls were just off to the side confused on what was happening

“Stop!!” Everyone turn to the right well I guess there are left. Gold and purple armoured Stallion was running up to us.

“By order of the princesses, you are to stand down” he said to his men. Why guessing I would say he's at least a captain if not higher rank.

“Captain?” Said the lieutenant confused. “You of all ponies should know how dangerous the changeling are! Not to mention these… things!”

“Lieutenant! I will arrest you if you resist one more time!”

The lieutenant slowly gave a “yes… sir...”

The lieutenant and his man walked away. I turn towards the captain and walked forward. When we are one for the part we just stared at one another in the eyes.

In his eyes I could see that he still didn't trust me my man or green flame. What he did was it personal he was just following orders.

We began to walk down and I could already see the 100 foot palace as we drew near. ‘This has been an interesting day’ I thought to myself.

Getting to the palace was tense. Without even looking I could already see guards in windows and on rooftops ready to strike. ‘Do you think we are monsters when we saved your town?’ I thought to myself. That didn't matter right, now anyways we had to get to this meeting, and pray to whoever is listening to help us.

Finally we had made it to the entrance. The door was at least 10 feet and 4 feet wide allowing my man to get through easily.

We turned down many Halls. This place was a fucking maze. If I were to invade this country it would be impossible to take. There's so many ambush sights. My men can be easily be trapped and lost.

Eventually we got to one of the fanciest doors I've ever seen. We were about to walk inside until we were halted.

“No, only you, the changeling and the elements of harmony may enter.” Said (whose name I learned) Shining Armour.

my main worry about the show to their concern when I raised a hand to silence them.

“Don't worry” I stated “I will be fine just, do as They say”

Before they could comply I had already walked to the door and opened it.

There were three other females. The littlest of the group with pink fair and mean. From the stories I’ve read this one’s name cadence or cadenza the princess of love.

The second tallest was blue with mean that shined like the stars. From the stories I’ve read this one’s name Luna the princess of the moon.

The tallest one was white with a rainbow mean. This one’s name is Celestia the princess of the sun.

“Greetings Lord Doom” started Celestia “I’m positive that your arrival here was comfortable.” She finished with a smile.

I could tell instantly that it was fake. I know is that not because she doesn’t like me, But she’s expects some snobby noble I’m guessing. Welp... time to put on the charm Alexander, you sly ‘fox‘... The pun was intended.

“Why of course your majesty” I say as I walk over to her. As soon as I am in arms reach I hold out my hand. She seems confused but takes the offer. I give a little kiss on her hand and without looking I can already see your face heating up. “Just seeing your beauty has already made the past three days worth it.” I say flirting.

In the corner of my eye I can see Luna getting a bit jealous. Time to finish the job.

“And of course you too as well lady of the night” I say doing a quick 180 and shocking Luna. I make the same Jester and she’s happy to comply.

We all begin to take our seats. I was on the right side while Luna was on the left across from me. Green flame was sitting to my left and the girls to her left.

I decided to let my man wait outside just to make sure that you don’t argue in front of my hosts.

The lunch we had was delicious one that I did not have an a very long time.

After lunch Celestia and Luna wanted to speak with me. I’m guessing it’s mostly political stuff.

We went up one the tallest towers which turned out to be a war room. I was confused on why I was here. There was no one here only a map on top of the desk and a few chairs.

“Lord Doom, we called you here today because we need your help not just to have a fancy lunch” started Celestia.

“recently there’s been a few “rebels” who wish to see the downfall of me and my sister” finished Luna.

“So we beg you Lord doing to help us in anyway you can. We have not been a part of any war for 1000 years.” Continued Celestia.

I looked up both of them and they seemed upset. Maybe there is a way to help us both.

“Let me see the map” I said after a brief pause.

They both had a spark of hope in their eyes as they showed me the map.

These so-called “rebels” we’re actually just above my “New” territory.They were five camps and the “capital” of the “rebels”.

Each camp had a little circle that they each controlled. They were all beside each other but still a little bit apart. Half of the circle was cutting into Equestria territory while the other half was their “own territory.”

Already ideas are forming in my head.

“Celestia And Luna I have a plan.” They both look hopeful.

“First I need you to send as many as you can to make sure that they can’t invade more of your land.”

“We have already done that” said Luna.

“Good, now I’ll be sending in a few units to steal from them. Anything ranging to food to ammunition. This will go on for two days. I’ll also ask green flame if she will infiltrate the head of these camps. If she does it will be a big bonus to us. After the two days are up will meet at the front of the camps bargaining to surrender. If that doesn’t work we use our archers to weaken them as much as we can and take any of those who survive.”

After I’m done explaining my plan they both hugged me on each side of me.

“Umm” I didn’t know what to do.

“Oh, sorry” they both say in unison while letting go.

“It is all right I’ll gather my troops and will meet here” I said.

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Luckily green flame went along with my plan. We are to assassinate their leader of the camps and replace him or her with her. After that she gives us plans on where all the guards are going to be so it will be an easy rating party. Two days later we will send forces to make sure that she gets out alive and plant the dead body of the leader to make him feel like he was assassinated on that very night.

That was two days ago and now I am standing with Princess Celestia and Luna ready to make peace terms with the enemy.

“Are you sure you want me to lead your highness.” I said to Princess Celestia.

“Yes this was your plans after all and this is more going to be helpful to you then it is going to be to us” she replied.

I nodded my head and turn around to see our armies.

500 Royal guards

150 Lunar guards

150 Solar guards(just picture them anthor)

Princess Celestia (Battle armour)

Princess Luna (battle armour)

Shining armour
50 knights
35 archers
30 thieves
5 medics
Lee
Killer
35 vikings
20 javelins
10 Viking tanks
Chief Oden
Green flame.
Total 985
Special units 7

513 pony rebels (just picture them anthor)

We nearly outnumber them 2 to 1. The only downfall is the Royal guard don’t seem to like us humans that much. The solar guard and the lunar guard have been keeping their distance but no open insults.

“So last year after this battle with changing a gold armour into iron for both the solar and Royal guard.” I say more order then request.

“Yes I got that disturbing letter, is gold really that week we’ve been using it for thousands of years.” Replied Celestia.

“Yes unfortunately gold is too heavy in soft. Now I’m sorry to cut our talk short, but it seems there second in command is only a few yards away.” I say getting back to the problem.

A few seconds later, me, Celestia and Luna are across from the second in command who has a white flag.

“I presume that you have negotiate for surrender.” Started the second in command.

I was silent until.

“Hahaha, you think we are here- HAHAHAHAHAHA, are you a fucking dumbass. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you have no food, no arrows, especially no reinforcements, outnumbered 2 to fucking 1 and you expect us to Surrender”

Everyone at the meeting was shocked at my performance. I didn’t care I was still laughing my ass off.

“Of course Celestia’s and Luna’s army has been getting so weak over the past 1000 years. That we think that they perform better as sluts! Ready to pleasure their masters!”

All became quiet. My laughter was room into this dick face. I looked at it more closely than ever. He had a yellow pill for underneath that armour I cannot see is mean but I did not care.

“Is that your final decision” I said in a very cold tone.

“Yes” *Wham!* he was interrupted by my fears connecting with his face in sending him back to his base. The white flag flipped up in the air and I caught it.I started pouring my magic into it turning it into my own personal flag/banner.

“Man and stallions! today is the day where these so-called rebels would learn the true meaning of fear! They insulted your rulers! Threaten your lives! And most importantly! In danger the children of Equestria! Let us show them why we should be feared in Battle!”

“I’m not going to lie some of you will die… but that is not a reason to give up hope! Our enemy fight because they want to! You fight not for money or fame, but for love!”

“You love your land, your home, your people, your family! Don’t let them down now because you were cowards! fight! fight for freedom!” I Shouted giving off an epic speech.

Shores of “for Equestria” “for Luna and Celestia” “for freedom“ and “for the new human kingdom“ “for lord Doom” rang out in our lines.

Just like what we planned The rebels were stupid enough to just come out and charge us.

Vikings and earth ponies were in the centre. Knights and more earth ponies were right beside the Vikings on each side. The lunar guard and Pegasus are to fly over the enemy and frank them from behind. Archers, javelins and unicorns are to support the lunar guard and Pegasus. There are a few tens behind us so if anyone gets injured they’ll be dragged back to get healed up.

“An inspiring speech, Lord Doom” stated Luna.

“Yes it was very inspiring... so do you care to join us” continued Celestia.

“Fight beside two of the most powerfulest ponies… I wouldn’t dream of refusing“ I replied with a cocky smile.

Like that we jumped right into the fray. With us three and our huge army decided the breaking point of the rebel army.

The rebel army scattered like a chicken with his head cut off.

In the end:

Our forces
32 dead
16 wounded. (they’re only wounded if they lost a limb)
0 captured

Enemy forces
413 dead
99 captured
1 escaped

Author's Note

This book is to my good friend Full Moon Tonight Who had created “The Lost One”. I highly recommend it to anyone who wants have a good laugh.