The Mega Collsion

“Oh boy, where am I?” Said America, somewhere in a forest. A very wild and dark forest, actually, which looked like it held lots of creatures, plants, and secrets inside of its perimeter.

“Ooof! What? Sandstorm? Graystripe? Whaaaa?” Firestar said as he came out of the portal and landed on top of America.

“Canada, did you name your moose again? If you are, stop.” America said to Firestar, thinking he was Canada.

Firestar and America finally realized that they weren’t the creatures/countries they thought they were talking to, and both screamed at each other for about 10 seconds before they heard a soft, strange voice coming from the east. They both stopped and exchanged looks.

So after a while of explaining, and asking each other things, America somewhat-yelled at Firestar, still thinking he was Canada. “Okay, let me get this straight. Canada, you turned into a cat that can talk and that looks like FIRE? HAH! That’s stupid!”

“Why do you think my name is Canada? My name is Firestar, leader of Thunderclan. So uh, who are you, ball-looking thing that has the same pattern as a piece of cloth I saw in Twolegplace once?” Firestar said to America.

America was really kind of skeptical on what Firestar meant by that sentence he just listened to, but decided to play along. “Well, uh, never heard of Thunderclan, but my name’s USA, but you can call be America. Also, since you’re not Canada, have you even seen him anywhere? He looks like me, but with a red leaf-thing in the middle, and is usually a really polite shithead who likes moose and hockey and maple syrup? Also yes, I am a ball, are you mad BRO?!”

The soft voice became closer “What in Celestia’s name is all that sound coming from?” It said, coming from the left. It turned out to be a yellow pony-looking thing that had wings and a pink mane and butterflies on its hind legs. The pony took one look at both of them and immediately ran for Firestar while America is just frozen in shock of what he’s seeing. The pony started to hug Firestar.

“HEY! GET OFF OF ME! I’M NO KITTYPET ANYMORE!” Firestar yelled out, trying to claw the pony.

“It can talk? Oh my goodness, is this a dream? A talking cat? Eeeee!” The yellow pony said quietly, while grabbing both of them and starting to take them both to a village that hasn’t seemed to get out of the Renaissance period yet with a gigantic tree looking thing at the end of it.

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“Oh Notch, where are we?” Steve said, on top of Roblox.

“Maybe you should look around, Sherlock Holmes.” Roblox said to Steve in response, on top of Canada.

“Maybe you to can not be such mean people to each other and help each other? Oh my god, sorry I said that. That was rude of me.” Said Canada, in response of both of them.

Roblox and Steve got off of each other and Canada, and then looked at him with weirded-out looks on their faces.

“What? Are people not polite these days?” Canada said to them. “Also, have you seen a country called The United States of America? He looks like me, but more mean and assertive. He likes sports and a lot of fast food. He also looks like he has stripes on his right side and a canton on his left with 50 stars on the canton?”

“Nope, never heard of him at all, also… WHY ARE YOU A CIRCLE! CIRCLES ARE FORBIDDEN IN MINECRAFT!” Steve yelled at Canada.

“Uh, I don’t think this is Minecraft, Steve. The trees here aren’t square, nor is anything else in this weird forest. You’re probably the most cube-y thing here. Actually, where IS here?” Roblox said to Steve.

“Hey look! A Dungeon of some sorts!” Steve looked at the castle in the distance.

As they walked across the bridge, and into the ruined castle, Steve, Roblox, and Canada all saw the tapestries, the stained glass windows, and murals of ancient pony figures.

“Do you guys think that there would be a TRAAAAAAAAAA-“ Roblox said as they all fell down a trapdoor, since a rock fell on the panel where the trapdoor was activated.

“AAAAAAH! WHERE ARE WE? I’M SO SORRY WHOEVER I GOT MAD AT AND IS COMING BACK FOR REVENGE! PLEASE LET US OUT!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASASASEEEEE!!!!!!” Canada pleaded as they were pulled into complete darkness.

“Hold on, I got this.” Steve said as he threw down a Splash Potion of Night Vision, allowing all three of them to see in the tiny space they were in.

“Uh, hehehehe…. Sorry…” Canada said, as Roblox and Steve stared at him with displeased looks on their faces.

Steve noticed an opening, and clicked the switch that he felt on the other side, turning all three of them around into the Hall Of Hooves.

“Woah.” Steve said.

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Meanwhile, America and Firestar were being taken to a gigantic castle that looks like some form of tree.

“What the hell is this? It looks like a gigantic toy for little girls to play with.” America said at both Firestar and the yellow pony as she took them to the castle.

“You’ll see eventually!” The yellow pony replied back at him.

“Alright… I don’t like this one bit but whatever.” America said, as him, Firestar, and the yellow pony all enter into the large, tree like structure made out of solid crystal.