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My Little Pony: Primordial Attractions

by AJoltOfDapper
A short story (non-canon) spin-off to MLP: Dinosaurs are Magic, describing One Eye's life before she became the one eyed monster that she is.

Before One Eye became a monster and the bane of Rexy's existence, she was a kind high school student under the care of adoptive parents Flame and Frost Dancer. Autumn Dancer was her name. She was known largely as being a bit more flirtatious and attractive than most, and in the case of a dinosaur, for her sharp teeth, chest scales, and nasal ridge.

Dapper Alan Jolt, weirdo extraordinaire, is a pegasus looking to make a marefriend in Canterlot High School while he can, the ever-looming threat of graduation hanging over his head. Things seem to turn around when he catches an eyewink from a mare he doesn't remember ever seeing. He is in for a treat when he finds that she is one of the school's most popular mares and is also looking to find the right stallion.

PLEASE NOTE: This is not canon in any way, shape, or form, to the Jurassic Park series, just a little story I wrote while bored. I thought it'd be interesting to see how dinosaurs get along in high school and this was the most ideal way to do it. It should also be noted that sexual jokes are used here and there. The Equestria Girls tag is largely for the setting of the story, though the central universe remains the same.
Cover Art illustrated by yours truly, and is also incomplete.

Teen
Incomplete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Equestria Girls
Tragedy
Profanity
Violence
Crossover
 
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16546 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

4 Chapters:

  1. Prologue: The Mark of a Dinosaur 2018-08-20 17:10:02 UTC
    2267
  2. Chapter One: Meet Autumn 2018-06-15 13:51:28 UTC
    5265
  3. Chapter Two: Dancing Like a Pro 2018-08-02 17:41:31 UTC
    3935
  4. Chapter Three: The Dapper Dance 2018-08-23 16:26:46 UTC
    5079