-----------authors note: OK first of all i know people are waiting for part 2 of beyond the cutie mark and I AM working on it just kind of hard to do it being a full-time student! but this story is one of a few I've been working on and I am working on others and will try to update them swiftly so in the mean time enjoy and i hope i didn't make as many mistakes in this!
Also any NAME suggestions are welcomed! I'd like a see if anyone out their can come up with a new title for this! XD (also beta readers needed and if you have suggestions send them to me though notes!)------

Chaos, it was law now,chaos day and night, 24/7 never stopping never ending. It was truly a beautiful sight, seeing a group of buffalo dance by as a house in the back ground suddenly flips over. A flock of frying pans flying by as taffy leaked out of them, it was truly a beautiful sight for the king of chaos to behold....at least he thought. The misshapen Dragoneqiuus sat on his throne on top of the pillar he grew in the middle of ponyville. His many different body parts being warmed up in the light of the frog shaped sun. His head resembled a horse, a deer antler on the right, a goat horn on the left. He ran his snake tongue along his one long fang in a attempt to do anything more exciting. His eyes mismatched red eyes scanned the land lazily. He raised his right arm which was a lions paw and stroked his beard with it. He stopped playing with his beard bored with it already and laid his head in his left arm that was an eagle's claw. He continued to stare at the landscape for what felt like hours to him before he stood up making his long body pop. He sat back down and lifted his right leg which looked like it belonged to a lizard, he quickly kicked a small rock that was next to his throne. He crossed his other leg over it putting his goat leg above the lizard one making them cross. He sat their pouting slightly as he reached up and began to play with his right wing that belonged to a bat. After a few moments he began to play with his left wing the wing of a Pegasus making sure his feathers in the wing were straight. He looked up in thought at the fact he wanted the feathers on his wing to be straight, he sighed loudly his snake's tail slithering back and forth behind him.

He sat their watching chunks of earth floating aimlessly through the air. pink clouds floating by showering everything under them in chocolate milk. The sky changing colors every few seconds. Discord sat lazily on his throne bringing his eagle arm up to his face examining his nails with a bored expression.

“I'm bored.” Was all the Dragoneqiuus said out loud with slight annoyance. Despite the pandemonium all over Ponyville he was bored and he couldn't figure out why. He sat there in silence for awhile, before clicking his fingers and making a glass of chocolate milk appear out of thine air. Discord took a sip and looked out over the empty and dead quiet streets of the small town. He ran his eagle talon across the top of the cup making it purr quietly as he did so.

“Why cant I enjoy my chaos?” He asked annoyed. It had only been nearly a whole year since Discord the god of chaos and disharmony had successfully taken over the small town. sure he put the whole world at his knees but after a few months of that he decided he needed a headquarters of his own. he picked Ponyville because it was the center of harmony and plunging it into chaos showed the whole world he was here to stay. plunging it into utter chaos was the first thing to do on his list, he looked at his list he had and noticed all the check marks on it, beat the elements check. humiliate a defeated Celestia and Luna check, show the world who's the new king in town check. nearly everything was checked off making him toss it to the side bored. he felt like visiting a random kingdom today but felt too lazy, he didn't feel like fighting armies today. sure the nations of the world tried to stop him sending armies after armies after him but if those armies couldn't stand up to Celestia or even Luna what made them think they could even stop him? he shook his head he had decided a 4 months ago to stop invading over kingdoms, not out of fear but out of boredom and convenience. nothing annoyed him more than to have to battle in the middle of the night after he was fast asleep, they kept their distance as long as he kept his. though he did get a few mercenaries and a few solders here and there coming to 'stop him' and become hero's, he did enjoy those the most simply because they were random events and he did enjoy exercising. He grinned as he recalled his first the so called “fight” and with a click of his fingers a giant TV popped out of nowhere. he did enjoy viewing his first fight and his first victory.

…........................ discord TV...........

AHAHAHAHAHA!

A loud maniacal laughter rang though what was left of Ponyville. The new self proclaimed king sat on his throne laughing at all the chaos. A house made out of cards to his right, chunks of earth with houses still on them floating in the background, a herd of long leg rabbits running past him, and just in time to make him laugh some more a herd of dancing buffalo doing bale in tutus, it was enough to drive anypony mad but to him it was simply amusing. He clicked his fingers with glee as pies rained down onto the street. He sighed happily and then as if on cue a cotton candy cloud flew next to him and he quickly made a cup appear in his hand as chocolate rain began to fall filling it with chocolate.

“Chaos is a wonderful wonderful thing.” He said happily as he was about to take a sip of his favorite drink.

“Not as wonderful as Friendship!” A female voice yelled loud enough to get his attention. He sighed as he looked over and saw the Mane six. He laughed on the inside at the terrible pony pun.

“Oooh this again?” he asked with a grin as he took a sip of his drink drinking up the glass leaving the milk in perfect shape. He looked at the milk and tossed it over his head making it explode in a rain of confetti as it hit the ground. He laughed to himself again enjoying the idea of demolition party chocolate milk. At that moment he noticed they where talking.

“Blah blah friendship blah blah harmony.” was all he heard making him give a deep chuckle.

“Oh Applejack don’t lie to me,I'm the one who made you a liar.” he said not missing a beat using his powers to pull the earth pony and the rest to him enjoying the look of fear in their eyes. To his surprise Twilight Sparkle appeared in front of him and used her magic to put up a protective bubble around her and her friends. As they landed he noticed something that unnerved him a little, the beautiful checkerboard pattern he put on the ground turned back into normal grass.

“Hmm interesting, looks like the elements are no longer in disarray.” Discord thought to himself but not letting them see he was a tiny bit nervous. At that moment he wished he was back in stone as the princesses number one student went on a rant.

“Oh god how I hate rants about friendship and harmony its always so boring.” He thought to himself tapping his chin in boredom, he suddenly grinned as he got an idea that made him grin. He quickly teleported in front of them making a annoyed face.

“Ewww gag, Fine go ahead try to use your little elements to friend me,Just make it quick!” He added as he teleported back to his comfy throne.

“I’m missing some excellent Chaos here.” he said in a dull voice while grinning at them. They stood there about to attack when he noticed one of them was missing. He looked over and saw Pinkie Pie practically showering under the chocolate rain, he smiled.

“Oh if only she wasn't a element welder.” he said sighing sadly. She was the only one who he didn't mind having around she was so much like him yet not really like him. He smiled as she gulped down all the chocolate milk she could. She smiled and he swore she smiled at him, but then hoped next to her friends and growled at him like a rabid dog. He sat their bored wondering what was going to happen next ready for anything but what he saw made his stomach turn.

“.....It cant be...the elements are....activating?” He thought to himself his playful chaotic mind ceasing to exist instead it was replaced with a calculating mind.

“ Hmm OK I've seen this before like so many movies and sadly I know the ending too well.” He thought. It was lucky of him that his mind worked faster than normal creatures he began to form a plan. Should he teleport? DODGE!? Beg forgiveness?or should he simply just kill them? The last thought made him frown,sure he was a monster and their enemy but he despised violence it was sooooo predictable so boring. He knew he could replace their blood with ground glass, or give them a brain tumor that would kill them instantly, or the classic snapping their necks with a click of his fingers. He looked at his hand and looked at it.

“Should I?” he thought darkly. But smiled as he waved off the dark ideas away he had class he wasn't a simple brute, a killer. He sighed in annoyance that would make this so much easier but then wheres the fun in that? He could turn them into stone but like he said before he doesn't turn ponies into---

“Stone...” he thought his mind racing with ideas and one stood out and he grinned as he watch the Elements of Harmony rise up into the sky.

“Hu? Oh no whats this?!” He yelled in a worried tone backing away slightly.

“No!” He yelled standing up. The Elements grew brighter and brighter as the elements shot forward in a wave of pure energy.

“NO!NO!NOOOOOooooo!” He yelled louder as he looked at them with a terrified look on his eyes as the energy hit him. He grinned on the inside as he put his plan into motion. He yelled his body contorting in painful ways, his lower body turning into stone and slowly began to move upward.

“Damn it I forgot how much this hurts!” He yelled to himself but grinned as he made the silliest face he could muster as the stone overtook him.

….......at the Canterlot Castle..........

The mane six walked in thought the doors happily. Enjoying the looks of awe and adore on the faces of the other ponies cheering them on. They slowly made their way up the stairs to Princess Celestia. She looked down at them with the brightest smile. She cleared her throat making everypony be quite.

“We are gathered here today to once again honor the heroism of these six friends who stood up to the villain Discord.” Princess Celestia said proudly.

“And saved Equestria from eternal chaos!” She said happily making the crowed cheer. Princess Celestia used her magic to reveal a new window showing the victory over the fallen god of chaos.

“I'm so proud of all of you.” Celestia said giving them each a hug.

“We are happy to help anytime Princess Celestia we---

“Hey Princess. I gotta ask ya something!” Pinkie pie said butting in interrupting Twilight in the process. The Alicorn smiled at the silly pony.

“Sure what is it Element of laughter?” She said with a warm smile. Pinkie smiled up at her before tapping her chin a bit with her hoof.

“What will happen to Discord?” She asked looking up at the princess something in her eyes sparkled. The Alicorn looked down at her and sighed sadly.

“He will remain in his prison for the rest of eternity, hopefully.” She added at the end making the pink mare look down sadly.

“Oh that’s too bad, he was fun.” She said drawing circles on the rug with her hoof.

“Pinkie what?!” Twilight yelled at her making her jump a bit.

“Yeah pinkie what the hay!?” Rainbow Dash yelled giving her a glare at her friend.

“Oh I was just saying I kind of feel sorry for him I mean if only the elements took all the bad away from him like they did with Luna, it would have been neat to have him around.” Pinkie Pie said with a smile on her face. Celestia looked down at her and smiled.

“I know dear I wish so too I take no pleasure in this believe me I do.”Celestia said having a sad look in her eyes, as if rembering something. the group stayed quite for a while until the rainbow maned Pegasus got up and yelled.

“Enough talk! Lets keep this party going!” She yelled getting the crowed riled up again cheering and clapping.

“Yeah I’m with Rainbow Dash here!” Applejack said with a smile.

“YAY! WOOO! GO MANE SIX!” A voice yelled loud enough to be heard clearly making the group giggle.

“That’s funny since when are we called the mane six?” Twilight asked as she giggled looking around the room.

“Hmm that’s funny....only one pony called us that and he isn't even a pony.” Pinkie Pie said looking around for the voice.

“And who was that?” Celestia asked looking down at her.

“Hey Celestia I think you’d look better having a mane made out of popcorn!” The voice yelled again with a deep chuckle.

“Popcorn? That doesn't make any sense.” Celestia said as she scanned the room a cold chill running down her spine.

“Make sense? What fun is their in making sense?” the voice said giving another deep chuckle that filled the room. Celestia, Twilight and the rest of her friends slowly turned and nearly scared themselves to death. Their sitting on a table enjoying a glass of chocolate milk was the god of Chaos and Disharmony.

“Di.... Di.... Discord!?” All of them yelled in shock their jaws nearly hitting the ground as he sipped his drink smacking his lips happily.

“Oh finally it took you long enough to notice me, I mean really how do you forget this beautiful face?” He asked with a grin only looking at them though the corner of his eye.

“But how?! You where sealed away in stone!” Twilight yelled stepping forth making him grin at her.

“Oh yeah.....well as you can see I’m here in the flesh!...well sort of.” He said as he slowly turned around facing them. They gasped as they saw that half his face was stone.

“But...but we turned you into stone!” Rainbow Dash yelled in shock making him chuckle more.

“Tisk Tisk Rainbow Dash did you forget who I am already?” he said with a grin as he clicked his fingers turning his face back into skin. Everypony that was near him screamed and backed away from him as he stood up towering over them.

“It was but a simple trick my dear little ponies.” he said with a chuckle as he stared them down.

“Girls the Elements!” Twilight yelled as she got into fighting position as well as the others. Discord laughed as he clicked his fingers.

“Oh? Here let me help you.” He said with glee as he clicked his fingers making the Elements of Harmony appeared before them.

“Wait what?” Twilight asked stopping in her tracks wondering what was happening.

“Oh well didn't you say you wanted them?” He asked dully looking annoyed as he looked at his paw patting down the fur as he ignored them.

“What trickery is this Discord?!” Celestia asked her voice forceful as she stepped forth.

“What cant I do a nice thing without me being up to something?” he asked with a snicker as he stared her down to his glee she backed down a bit.

“Princess we will handle this varmint!” Applejack said putting on her element. The others soon followed behind her.

“This time we wont miss!” Rainbow dash yelled as her element began to glow, the rest of the elements followed her example, pinkie and Fluttershy being slightly hesitant before theirs started to glow as well. each of them glowing brighter and brighter. Celestia smiled as she looked over at Discord expecting him to burst into tears or beg forgiveness but to her surprise he wasn't scared in fact he was smiling chuckling even. The elements reached their peak and were about to fire. To Celesta's horror the elements crackled with lighting and a loud boom followed. The shock wave of the blast knocked everything near them down. The whole room was blinded by a bright white light.

“What happened? Celestia asked as she got up feeling weak she felt like a dragon just got down playing catch with her. She waited for the smoke to clear and was horrified to see what had indeed happen. The Elements were on the floor hurt and weak. Discords laugh was heard as he stood there with a smile.

“Surprised?” he asked in a mocking tone as he danced around a a tiny circle.

“What did you do?!” Celestia yelled at him making him stop dancing much to his annoyance as he poofed away his large round hat and maracas.

“What makes you think I had anything to do with this?” Discord asked offended by her remark as he placed his paw on his head like he was about to faint.

“Then what happened?!” Celestia yelled angrily about to attack him but before she knew it Discord clicked his fingers making her mouth zip close as a rope came out of the ground and hog tied her and pulled her onto the ground.

“Shush no need to be rude.” he said with a grin as he walked over to his captive audience. He grinned as he bent down next to Celestia.

“Well well well I didn't know you were into....oh wait if I remember correctly you were quite the feisty mare hehe.” he said running a talon around her neck making her blush slightly as she tried to pull away making him chuckle again. he did have to admit she did look cute.

“Don’t you dare make up those lies!” Twilight yelled as she began to stand up her legs shaking as she did. Discord gave a slight laugh as he turned and looked at her.

“Me? A liar? Why don’t you ask your dear princess who tied who up.” Discord said with a grin. Twilight looked at his teacher with worried eyes hoping for a answer but she just looked down blushing making twilight's face go slightly pale.

“See I told you.” He said slowly walking over to Twilight and the rest of the mane six. He laughed to himself again that pun was really starting to grow on him.

“Discord...tell me how hwo h...ow.” Twilight didn't finish her sentience as her legs suddenly gave out. She felt the whole world spin she thought she would hit the hard ground any second now but to her surprise the ground felt scaly and a bit poofy. She looked up and saw Discord looking down at her, his tail was gently lowering her down on to the ground.

“Easy their my little pony.” He said in a rich sweet tone. Twilight looked up at him inevitably blushing. when did his voice get so...deep.

“Please tell me wha----”

“Shhhh I will my dear you just rest up, i don't want to start digging graves dear.” He said with what looked like genuine concern in his eyes but then quickly reverted to the chaotic glee he always had in them as he spun around addressing the remaining audience, he always did love an audience.

“WELL! Here's what happened.” He said suddenly yelling as he clicked his fingers making a chair made out of cotton candy pop out.

“You all are probably wondering what happened? How did discord not get turned into stone? How did the Elements of Harmony Fail so hard like some cheap knock offs? How does he make a goatee look so damn sexy?” He said with a smile as he ran his lion hand though his beard. Pinkie giggled weakly at that remark. Discord smiled as he tossed her a peace of his cotton candy chair which she eagerly ate. she was starting to grow on him.

“Well first of all I’m guessing you want to know why you failed in giving me another stone jumpsuit.” He said with a grin. Celestia and the mane six looked at him and slowly nodded.

“Hehe six times, OK its official I’m turning this into a drinking game.” He thought to himself as he clicked his fingers making a glass of chocolate milk and he eagerly drank it.

“Its very simple you see, an element of harmony can be tricked but not just any element the element the individual used to wield.” He said his grin never leaving his face.

“But how? we all wanted the chaos to end.” Twilight said but suddenly her eyes went wide as she and the others looked over at pinkie pie. Pinkie looked up at them with sad eyes.

“No,no,no don’t go blaming the best pony of the group.” he said chuckling as they all looked at him angrily, except Pinkie who just blushed rubbing the back of her head a bit. Rarity gave a 'hmph' at his remark. Suddenly he clicked his fingers again making pinkie pies element rise above her head and off her body. The others looked in horror as it slowly floated to him.

“Ah its amazing how it still has that shine.” He said clutching it in his hand as it began to glow magic starting to flow though it.

“Wait how are you doing that?!” Twilight yelled worriedly as she stood up again a bit more strength in her.

“Remember when I said that the Element of Laughter was my personal favorite?” he said looking over at twilight.

“Yes...” She said in a weak voice her mind racing for the answer trying to avoid the obvious and most painful answer.

“Well why do you think its my favorite?” Discord asked looking at her. Twilight stayed quite as her eyes bugged out.

“I'm sure Celestia could answer that.” He said looking over at her.

“I mean we had such good times wielding them, stopping true evil, oh how fun it was.” Discord sighed sadly tapping it a bit making the element glow brighter.

“But you are true evil!” Twilight said angrily. Discord looked at her with a hurt expression.

“My dear if you think I am true evil then you don't know the meaning of the word.” Discord hissed at her as he looked over to the fallen princess.

“Celestia might of said I am evil but no I’m just naughty.” He said chuckling as he looked back at Twilight.

“True evil my dear dear Twilight is something so horrific that if I where to tell you what I and the the princesses had to fight, it would drive you into madness.” He said coldly turning his attention to the element and tapping at it some more.

“But...no your bad you need a good but kicking.” Rainbow dash said angrily standing up but unable to fly up to him as her legs nearly gave out after the first step.

“Naughty not evil if you want evil look up Grogar and Tirek.” He said with such disgust as he glared at the element..

“I never heard of them.” Twilight said looking up at him.

“Hehe go to the forbidden section of the library that's the last place I saw the book.” He said back but looking confused for a second.

“OK here’s something I really have to ask why would you have a forbidden section of a library anyway? I mean why keep one?” He asked looking over at Celestia.

“Stop trying to change the subject, what about the elements!” Twilight yelled at him making him sigh as he looked up from the element.

“do I REALLY need to spell it out for you Twilight?” He asked annoyed. Twilight stood their mauling over his words trying to figure out what he meant, then suddenly it clicked in her mind like some horrible truth that was never meant to be known the truth she did not want to believe.

“...No you cant mean.” Twilight said shocked her eyes bugging out in fear.

“Oh I do my dear you see a Element wielder can always use their element, even former wielders.” Discord said darkly as the element the laughter wrapped itself around his neck glowing brightly as it hung there. Twilight's world came crashing down on her what he was saying was true, Discord the spirit of chaos and disharmony a being that is considered to be pure evil was a former element wielder.

“But how that doesn't make any sense!” Twilight said angrily.

“Exactly, trust me my dear Twilight I was in the same boat as you when I was chosen.” He said looking looking up being deep in thought.

“But that’s a flashback for another time.” He said with glee as he pulled it off his neck.

“That doesn't answer why you didn't get trapped in stone!” Rainbow Dash yelled standing up not wanting to be quite anymore.

“Hehe easy their Rainbow Crash.” he said grinning at the multicolored pony angry expression.

“I was just getting to that.” he said with a smile.

“You see when the Elements Of Harmony hit me I called out to my former element, it answered back I said hi it said hi back and we had a little chat.” He said happily as if what he said sounded perfectly sane.

“But talking to it doesn't make---OK so you talked to it but that still doesn't explain why your not stone.” Twilight said getting more and more angry by the second.

“I asked it to not put me into stone and it said OK much to the others dismay.” He said dully but sighed when he saw the expression on her face.

“Look Twilight I don’t know its a complete mystery to me as well.” He said annoyed as he held the Element of Laughter up staring it down as i expecting it to speak to him again.

“I don’t know it should of sent me to a another millennium of suffering...I guess it took pity on me.” He said not looking at the group of ponies.
"After all if i remember correctly a old friend of mine listed the magic used to turn something into stone in the forbidden arts section of a few books." he said still holding up the element.

“Suffering?” Fluttershy suddenly said out loud surprising everyone near her.

“Yes suffering, what you think it was play time for me in the stone?” He asked in a slightly angry tone. Suddenly he glared at them making them all back off a little.

“You really did think it wasn't bad at all?” he asked with a snarl. The mares nodded and he just scoffed.

“Oh how I wish it was, Imagine standing in the same place everyday and night.” He said firmly turning his glare back at the element as if wanting to smash it.

“Then imagine not being able to move an inch, every single second of your existence you have to stay in the same place looking at the same things day in and day out for 1000 years and not being able to interact with them in anyway.” He said louder making them all back off even more.

“Now picture everything I said and STILL being able to feel everything, when it rains you’d feel it, when its scorching hot you’d feel it and finally when its freezing you’d feel it!” He yelled angrily. It took him a moment to clam down again and continued.

“And finally this was the biggest nightmare, imagine not sleeping not just having trouble sleeping but not being able to sleep at all.” he said darkly as he sighed making a glass of chocolate milk appear in his hand and taking a sip of it.

“Imagine that 1000 years of not sleeping...of not being able to dream.” he said quietly.

“A 1000 years of looking at the same things over and over again and not being able to do anything to make the pain of being completely alone go away.” He said finally taking a deep breath.

“I....I had no idea I’m soo soo sorry.” Fluttershy said walking up to Discord in near tears.

“Your sorry? OK good.” He said suddenly smiling.

“But that doesn't change what will happen next.” he said drinking more of his milk.

“What will happen?” Twilight asked nervously already knowing the answer.

“Well my dear I think a bit of chaos is in order, oh! Who am I kidding theirs going to be a heck of a lot of it!” He said eagerly his attitude changing as if someone flicked a switch.

“No! We will stop you!” Applejack said angrily the others nodding in agreement with their friend.

“Not this time my little ponies!” He yelled happily clicking his fingers. The Elements of Harmony around the necks of the six ponies began to glow and were yanked from them.

“HEY! Give that back!” Rainbow Dash yelled flapping her wings ready to fight but she yelped in pain as her wings clearly told her that they where not ready. The Elements floated around Discord and he stood there grinning.

“Now its time to make sure I never lose again.” he said with a grin as he clicked his fingers again making what looked like a mini black hole pop under the six Elements. Celestia tried to yell and get up but failed due to being hog tied and muzzled.

“Oh? Eager are we?” he said with a grin clicking his fingers unzipping her mouth.

“What are you doing?!” she yelled as loud as she could making her voice crack a bit as she did.

“Well that’s very simple you see, I opened up a few portals to The Void.” He said with a grin but quickly noticed the looks on the faces of his captors.

“Sigh you need to read up more.” He said sighing.

“The....Void? You can't mean---”

“Yes I do but to make sure others understand, The Void is the dead space between universes untouched by reality and time itself! Imagine 1000000 years would pass like it was a second and now guess where these are going!” He yelled happily as he began to laugh.

“But how? WHY?!” Celestia asked in a near panic.

“You see my dear if theirs one thing I'm good at is that I Never make the same mistakes twice.” He said clicking his fingers making them drop into the void. Each element slowly fell into nothingness disappearing from sight. The Element of Laughter was the last to go as Discord stood their watching it.

“Its such a shame I cant keep you, would have been nice to relive the good old days.” he said sadly as the last element, His element fell into the void but to his surprise it glowed for a few seconds as if it was speaking to him before it fell. Discord stood their eyes wide open as if he just heard the most beautiful song ever made.

“.....I....I don't believe you, how can it happen?! Tell ME!” He yelled into the void. Pinkie pie noticed in all the confusion that a small tear fell down Discords face with such a sad look on his face, He looked over at her and quickly wiped it away.

“...WELL! Victory is mine now its time for a new world My World.” He said laughing triumphantly.

“Now then first things first, Sweet Sweet revenge.” he said with a evil grin as he clicked his fingers again. A bright light surrounded Celestia blinding her for a few seconds, her eyes adjusted quickly as the light faded.

“What the?” Was all she said as she noticed she was in a cage.

“Do you really think this cage will hold me?!” She yelled angrily.

“Yes I do princess.” Discords voice boomed, Celestia jumped at how loud his voice was it was as if he was thunder itself. Suddenly A giant eye appeared in front of her, she screamed and jumped back.

“Hiiiiii.” He said as Celestia suddenly felt the cage being lifted into the air.

“What are you doing!?” She yelled as the cage suddenly stopped moving.

“Princess Celestia?!” Twilight’s voice boomed behind her. She turned around and to her horror saw a giant twilight.

“Oh you have got to be kidding me.” Celestia said in a deadpanned voice as she slowly looked over at the giant discord.

“Awww that’s soo cute how she sounds like a tiny bird that is completely useless.” He said his eyes sparkling as he did. Celestia didn’t notice that her voice was extremely high pitched.

“Tia want a cracker?” He asked the tiny pony with a grin. Celestia began to scream and yell at him but to everyone in the room only heard high pitched whining.

“Change her back now!” Twilight yelled as she watched her beloved teacher turned into a joke.

“Why? Shes so much better this way.” he said darkly as he stared at his new pet. Celestia's horn began to glow as a tiny lighting bolt flew out hitting him in the eye. Discord only smiled as he blinked.

“Awww that’s soo cute!” He yelled as he shook the cage a little making his new pet scream in panic.

“Stop that!” Twilight yelled as her horn began to glow. Discord looked at her with an amused look. Twilight yelled as she suddenly as a beam of light shot out of her horn, the light was getting closer and closer but Discord stood his ground. As the beam got closer Discord raised his Eagle hand and swatted it away much to the dismay of Twilight and the others.

“Oh please Twilight Sparkle if your teacher couldn’t do anything to hurt me with her magic what makes you think you can even make me feel it?” he asked with a grin.

“You may have me, but my sister will stop you!” Celestia tiny voiced yelled making him look down at her.

“OH! That reminds me Luna you have a new roomie!” he yelled clicking his fingers making another cage pop out this one being a bird cage. Before Celestia could question anything she was teleported into the cage.

“What the?” she asked herself as she looked around that’s when she noticed something a figure sitting on the metal ring usually inside bird cages.

“Not.one.word.” The figure said from what looked like a beak but upon closer inspection it wasn't a beak it was a cone tied on with rubber bands.

“.....Luna?” Celestia said trying to hold in a laugh but failing miserably. Luna only glared but her but no one could blame her, Luna had a odd assortment of feathers on her body as if she was tared and feathered, and the beak had glitter all over it only making it funnier.

“Oh.....hahahaha! Oh that...!! that is...Rpicelss!” Celestia yelled as she began to roll on the ground laughing so hard she was crying. Luna only pouted with small tears in her eyes.

“Oh that is nothing to what I have in store for you, I think you will find it slightly worse.” Discords voice said with a chuckle.

“OH! I highly HIGHLY doubt that!” Celestia said as she laughed harder and harder, suddenly she was surrounded in a bright light again. She calmed down a little as she looked around that’s when she noticed something, her hooves where covered in some fabric light brown fabric. As she looked some more she noticed her whole body was covered in it. Luna was laughing so hard she fell off her perch rolling on the ground as she laughed some more.

“What did you do?” Celestia said in a worried tone.

“Never challenge me again when it comes to pranks my dear.” Discord said laughing as a click of his fingers where heard and a mirror appeared in front of Celestia. Her eyes shrunk to the size of dots as she looked into the mirror. beady eyes on the very top of the costumes head, partially opened mouth with a pink tongue just above the hole where Celestia's face was poking out of the weird shaped head noting that it had no tail. But the thing that stood out most was the name tag on it.

"Pedo all day, molestia all night?!” Celestia yelled as she tried her hardest to tear it off but to no avail as Discord was laughing so hard the cage they where in shook, Luna still laughing on the floor crying as she did.

“Perfect couple! Perfect couple!” Discord yelled as he laughed hard and long, crying as he did. At that moment he noticed the mane six looking at him with confusion.

“Oh...oh never mind.” he said laughing some more as a cup of chocolate milk poofed in front of him grinning as he ate the whole drink cup included.

“So anything else?” Discord said with a smile.

“What you mean?” Twilight asked worried.

“Anything else that needs to be covered before I plunge this world into chaos again? He said wickedly.

“We wont---

“Blah blah blah, I'm soo bored of this.” He said clicking his fingers making fog suddenly appear out of the ground.

“What are you doing this time!?” Rainbow Dash yelled as she looked into the fog.

“Ohhh nothing hehe.” he said his voice sounding weird.

“what are yo....” Rainbow Dash covered her mouth as she gave a yawn. Twilight looked behind her and noticed with horror that her friends were suddenly tired.

“What.....have..done?” Twilight asked with a yawn her eyes barely staying open. Twilight looked up and saw something that shook her to the core, standing their was Discord wearing a gas mask.

“nnnnno!” She screamed as tears began to run down her face. Discord only walked to the middle of the group.

“Ple..ase do what you want ….me but leave them out of this.” Twilight said sobbing as her legs finally gave out and she landed with a thud.

“...ah don't want to die....my sister will be alone and ah can't do that to her.” Applejack said tears starting to run down her face.

"My sister...oh my mama and papa would be devastated if they never heard from me again." Rarity said tears ruining her make up.

“My sister would never forgive me if I left her all alone.” Rarity said joining in on the crying herself not caring about her make-up.

“My poor little animals will wonder where I am.” Fluttershy said joining in on the group.

“I..I'm sorry I failed you guys, I'm so so sorry I should have tried harder.” Rainbow Dash said choking back tears. Pinkie Pie on the other hoof didn't cry, or felt scared. Something was off she had spent time with the spirit longer than the rest of them. The time they were in the maze was still very fresh on her mind. She remembered how he threw a party for himself to celebrate the fact he was free, that she only stumbled across it by pure accident. She smiled as she remembered how he acted, silly,care free , and happy. The thing that was shocking to her was the fact of how nice he was to her.

“He...he wouldn't hurt me...he wouldn't hurt us.” Pinkie Pie said looking over at Discord. He looked back and then looked over at the group rolling his eyes as if saying “Really?” Pinkie Pie smiled at him as she laid her head down on the ground smiling as she saw him walking over to the group and stood in front of Twilight looking down at her with a serious look in his eye.

“...You are such ....” He began to say as he bent down meeting her eyes. He reached over and Twilight froze in fear of what would happen next. Suddenly she felt a sharp pain at the tip of her nose, she yelped and saw Discord pinching the tip of her nose a little harshly.

“An egghead.” He said laughing. Twilight was about to say something but he gave her forehead a hard poke forcing her head down to the ground.

“Let me explain to ALL of you.” He said a little louder getting everypony's attention.

“If I wanted to kill you I wouldn't gas you, if I was going to go down that road id simply do it quick and fast like I don’t know a simple twist of the neck.” He said dully earning a few worried looks form the mares. Discord just sighed in annoyance once more.
“OK look ill just cut to the chase since no one here can listen, this is Sleeping Gas.” He said annoyed putting emphasis on the last two words as he swatted at the mist.

“Wai what?” Twilight asked a little drowsy.

“Sleeping gas as in gas that puts you to sleep, for somepony who reads and study’s a lot you sure are dim my dear.” Discord said with a chuckle. Twilight tried to yell at him for insulting her but her eyes got more and more heavy by the second. Discord smiled down at Twilight trying to fight to stay awake but was failing.

“Sleep you need your rest all of you do.” He said looking around noting that everypony was already asleep save for Twilight and Pinkie pie who was just looking at him with a smile.

“I....I will....stop you.....but I’m....I’m soo tired.” Twilight said looking up at him her eyes barely staying open.

“If your tired then sleep.” He said in a quite voice.

“.....I …..will....stop.....” Twilight couldn't finish her sentence as the battle for staying awake was lost and Discord smiled at his victory.

“Sleep my dear little ponies and when you wake up chaos will be all you know.” Discord said with a smile as the mane six laid there on the ground snoring peacefully. Discord chuckled quietly clicking his fingers making the gas disappear just as quick as it appeared. Once the gas was gone he removed his mask and smiled big as he looked around once more.

“Ahhh the clam before the storm, oh how I’m dying to see what they will say when they see how much more I will improve this boring world.” Discord said with a smile as he looked around the room most of his audience had left some time ago, the few remaining now sleeping soundly on the floor.

“What do you think jelly filled trees, or confetti filled flowers to start off?” He asked lifting his cage and looked into it and smiled at what he saw.

“Daww that is just adorable.” Discord said looking at the two princesses sleeping soundly on the ground snoring softly. Luna was sleeping on her side gently sucking on her hoof. Celestia was on her back murring to herself gently kicking at the air. Discord smiled as he clicked his fingers making a blanket appear above each princess covering them.

“Don't say I never did anything nice for you.” he said softly as he set the cage down on a pillar he made pop out of the ground.

“....Dissy....I missed.....you.” Luna said loud enough for him to hear as she snuggled into the blanket. Discord stood their quite for a few moments before smiling down at her.

“I missed you too my Little Moon.” He said with a smile as he used that nickname for the first time in so many years. He looked over at the mane six and smiled as he walked over to them. He clicked his fingers lifting the little ponies into the air making them all float close to him.

“Oh how I want to see the looks on your faces when you wake up hehe” He said clicking his fingers again and disappeared. He quickly reappeared in what looked like a bed room with books covering the walls and a telescope next to a nearby window, it took him less than a second to realize that this was the home of Twilight Sparkle. He smiled as he clicked his fingers using his magic to lift Twilight's limp body over to the bed and gently placed her down on it. He smiled at the snoozing pony before clicking his fingers again making him and the rest of the young mares disappear in a flash of light. One by one the Dragoneqiuus left the mares at their homes, leaving them in their beds. Fluttershy was next on the list, then Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and finally Pinkie Pie. He smiled as he laid her down.

“If only the others understood my chaos like you do my dear.” He said smiling down at her as he readied his fingers to click.

“.....I....I knew ...you....weren't....evil....Discord.” Pinkie Pie said quietly as she snuggled against her pillow. Discord stood their shocked for a second before letting his smile grow bigger.

“...Thank...you.” He said clicking his fingers making a mini cotton candy cloud appear next to her bed.

“Oh I know you and me will have some good times....and I can't wait for them.” He said quietly as he clicked his fingers again disappearing in a flash of light. He reappeared in the middle of ponyville grinning ear to ear as he looked around the town noting the lack of chaos. He chuckled as he clicked his fingers once more making the sky go dark. He grinned as he pulled out his umbrella.

“Looks like we might be due for a big ol storm of chaos HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!” He laughed maniacally as he opened his umbrella making a quacking sound as pies and other assorted treats began to fall from the sky.

…....end of Discord TV...............

Discord stared at the TV in annoyance.

“Do I really sound like that?” He asked himself in a dull tone as he clicked his fingers making the TV go away.

"Also why did i give up on that drinking game? The author must of gotten tired of counting." Discord said with a slight chuckle. but his smile quickly faded as a pie landed on his head.

"Touchy." He said dully as he wiped the pie away eating some of it. He sat their annoyed as he gazed at the scenery and sighed sadly as he looked over at his kingdom once more.

“When did Chaos become...boring?” He asked himself as he slunked in his chair watching his chaos land before him.

End of chapter 1

Author's Note

ok guys decided to fix this chapter up since i cant seem to find a beta reader, if this keeps up i will jist post the stories as they are, you should not have to wait this long for a freaking chapter ._.