PonyballzKai: Adventures In Equestria
Chapter 14: Newbie Dash
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wanna see who has the best Kamehameha? Wanna see the power of dreams when they are raw? Vs! The strongest foe! Noone but yourself holds you back!
(the title screen, Ponyball z: adventures in Equestria appears as it flies through canterlot. Cyre is then seen flying by with rainbow dash, Princess Luna, twilight sparkle, and Fluttershy joining him.)
A fire burning in my veins, is breaking me out of my chains, and raising my power to the max...
(all of them flare their auras and fly away at high speeds, with cyre joining them a few moments later.the scene changes to seeing spike waving to them, along with the mane 6's friends and family.)
our paths filled with uncertainty, but look ahead then you will see, how we'll become, a part of history!
(King Sombra and queen chrysalis appear first. And behind them, ponehendge appears, and in a flash, the pony of shadows appears. Rainbow then appears with green eyes similar to Sombra's, and twilight and rainbow are engaged in a fight.)
whem someone beats me up, I always get back up, my spirits always coming back, and now it's on the attack!
(Sombra is seen spreading crystals across Ponyville. A fused Saiyan of unknown origin appears and goes super saiyan. Twilight Sparkle and Luna are seen performing the fusion dance, as they fuse together and smirk at the audience.)
jump on all your limits and perchance! Throw away your pain in a kind and loving dance! Gorgeous! I'm born again! In the Dragonballs lies the fate of all men!
(stygian is seen fighting twilight, and it switches to another unknown fusion with rainbow hair. Cyre is seen nodding and he goes super saiyan.)
wanna see who has the best Kamehameha? Wanna see the power of dreams when they are raw? vs! The future world! Our epic tail will be unfurled! Greater than the best!
(cyre and chrysalis are now seen fighting. It then changes to a screen where he and his friends are in a fighting pose.)
At wonderbolt HQ, all the wonderbolts were beginning to get ready and wake up, when rainbow dash, who was imitating her friend pinkie pie, even with her mane styled the same, went jumping in full of energy like the party mare.
"Good morning, everypony! Who's ready for a fantastic day of flying? I know I am! I just couldn't be more excited for the big show tomorrow. Are you guys excited? I'm excited! Actually, I'm always excited! Some ponies even call me "Dynamic Dash"!" rainbow said as she popped a balloon.
"Because I'm so full of energy all the time!" rainbow said before beginning to pant like a dog.
"Uh, Wonderbolts don't get excited, Crash. You gotta keep a level head to fly the way we do." fleet foot warned.
Rainbow Dash sighed and changed to imitate the apple mare next. "Well, of course, I know that! But the truth of the matter is, you should be excited! It's the dream of near every little Pegasus pony to grow up and fly with the Wonderbolts! And here you all are doin' it!" she said with a makeshift southern accent.
"So are you." fleet foot added.
"True! Go ahead and call me "Forthright Filly" if you want. But she-yucks, I like to tell it like it is, and I believe a pony oughta appreciate hard work payin' off like this because bein' a Wonderbolt is somethin' special!"
"We know." with that, the door slammed shut with rainbow the only one left In the sleeping quarters.
Rainbow Dash was now outside with the others as she acted like twilight. "You know, I was just reading about how dihedral wing angles can help increase stability in banking turns. It made me think that pre-flight checklists could really help increase our efficiency, so I went ahead and made them for everypony!" she had to hold the papers down to stop them from flying away.
"I'm always finding so much interesting information in books. In fact, a lot of ponies call me "Reading Rainboom"." those words were rewarded by a huge reprimand by Spitfire, complete with a loudhailer.
"We all know how wings work, newbie! And we already have checklists! Now get off the runway!"
Rainbow Dash was now imitating Fluttershy. "I'm so sorry. I was just trying to help because I care about all of the Wonderbolts oh-so-much. Yessiree, just call me "Care Mare". Um, but if you're busy now, I can just come back later..."
Spitfire answered with a low growl.
"Or, you know, not at all..." flutterdash said as she zipped away.
Rainbow Dash was now in the locker room with the others. "Okay."
She then changed her hairstyle so she could better imitate Rarity. "I must tell you how much I just love these uniforms. Why, ever since I was a foal, I've admired the mixture of bold lines and classic contours. They don't call me "Rainbow Fash" for nothing."
Soarin wasn't sure if she was crazy or attempting to seduce him. "Uhhhh... huh...?"
"The "Fash" is for "Fashion"." raridash said, complete with a snobby voice.
Spitfire then walked over. "Crash! I'm not sure why you're acting like this, but you need to stop," she demanded.
Rainbow's hair went back to normal as she looked down in sadness. "I was just, you know, trying to show everypony all the awesome ways I can contribute to the 'Bolts."
"I know you're excited to find your place on the team, but just focus on the routine for now, okay?" spitfire asked.
"Yes, ma'am." rainbow said.
"Maybe this will help motivate you." spitfire opened rainbows locker to reveal rainbows Wonderbolts jacket, which had a picture of her cutie mark crashing into a stop sign... Or whatever that sign is called.

"Crash?! Couldn't you just put my regular name on it?!" rainbow pleaded.
"That's not how it works around here. We all have our nicknames on our jackets. Right, Clipper?" Spitfire said to Soarin.
"Clipper?" rainbow said.
Soarin nodded as he shut his locker and left. "Right, boss!"
"Now it's official. Welcome to the Wonderbolts, Crash!" Spitfire said as she left, looking at printed pictures of Cyre from the cameras of the HQ as she licked her lips with a smile.
Rainbow Dash groaned as she threw the jacket back into the locker. "If I don't come up with something unforgettable to add to the routine, I'm gonna be Rainbow Crash for the rest of my life!" she said as she shut the locker.
As the wonderbolts began to get ready for the show, rainbow stole a storm cloud and flew off with it, as her friends were beginning to arrive.
"This is gonna be so amazing!" scootaloo said as she took a seat.
"I know! I'm almost as excited as Pinkie Pie!" spike exclaimed.
"I can't wait to see Rainbow Dash's first performance as an honest-to-goodness Wonderbolt! I hope there's cotton candy!" Pinkie said as she zipped off in search of the sweet substance.
"We should all remember to be extra supportive for Rainbow Dash too," Fluttershy said.
"Excellent point. It's simply dreadful that she's had such a rough start after finally achieving her dream." Rarity added.
"Rainbow Dash is a pretty resilient pony. I'm sure she's shaken off her tough first day and turned it around by now!" Twilight said.
Cyre however, was not so convinced. "Yeah, and she can be just as stubborn.i just can't shake the feeling she'll do something extremely stupid..."
"Speakin' of... Hey, Dash!" Applejack noted as rainbow flew over.
"Perfect! Hey, can I borrow Scootaloo?" rainbow asked.
"Me? What for?" scootaloo asked.
"Oh, heh, I just needed some help and figured the president of the Rainbow Dash Fan Club was the right pony for the job!" she said.
"I thought the Wonderbolt Reserves were here to help," Twilight added.
"Oh, yeah, they're all busy doing, uh, official Reserve stuff. But don't worry! With Scootaloo's help, everything's gonna be awesome. Better than awesome! Rainbow said as she took scootaloo and prepared to fly away.
"Does... Does that mean practice went well yesterday?"
"Gotta go." she ignored Rarity's question and flew away. Soon enough, the were both on a hill that had a wooden ramp.
"What are we doing up here, Rainbow Dash?"
"I just need a small favor from you that's really gonna make this show something special. Now, the Wonderbolts are gonna fly over this ridge right before the finale of the show. I'll fly by last, and when I signal you, you zip up the ramp on your scooter and kick the storm cloud into my path!" rainbow said.
"What?"
"That kick will shoot off a lightning bolt right behind me, making me look totally awesome! And then I'll do some incredible Rainbow Dash flying with it to create the coolest, show-stopping, lightning-tastic light show anypony has ever seen!" rainbow said in excitement.
"Are you sure about this?" Scootaloo asked her.
"Uh-huh! It's gonna be so awesome! And nopony will ever call me "Rainbow Crash" after this!" as she said that, a few of the wonderbolts were beginning the show.
"Oh, gotta go! Be ready for me, okay, Scootaloo?"
"Um... okay...?" scootaloo said rather confused and unsure.

An Announcer was now speaking through a loudspeaker. "Mares and gentlecolts, fillies and foals of all ages! Look to the skies and prepare to be awestruck by the incredible flying prowess of... the Wonderbolts!" right on schedule, the wonderbolts showed up and were doing a variety of tricks in the air.
"I hope Spike and Pinkie Pie are done getting their snacks, or they're gonna miss Rainbow Dash!" Fluttershy said.
"Oh, don't worry, Fluttershy. Nothing would keep Pinkie Pie from missing this!" Twilight said.
"Heh. Except maybe cotton candy." Applejack retorted.
Spike and Pinkie were getting snacks as spike spotted the wonderbolts doing stunts. "Come on, Pinkie, the show's starting!"
"One second! Just a little bit bigger please, but hurry! Bigger!" the cotton candy cloud was only slightly oversized.
The wonderbolts zoomed by the group causing them to awe. "That was amazing! She's doing great!" twilight then turned to cyre, who somehow had a muffin. "Cyre, where exactly did you get that—" "muffin button." Cyre interrupted. He tapped a button on his watch, and a beam shot out a hot steaming muffin. Twilight looked at it in disbelief.
"Bigger!" the cotton was now stretching to cover the entire booth, only making spike sigh.
The Wonderbolts were preparing the finale as rainbow slowed down as she passed by scootaloo.
Scootaloo put on her helmet. "I hope this works." with a thwack, the storm cloud went into dash's path as the other Wonderbolts landed.
Rainbow Dash yelped as the storm cloud crackled. She jumped back and ended up in a tree, where she was assaulted by birds.
Seriously, they just went to town on her...



The Crowd gasped and winced at what they saw, while a brown pony with an hourglass cutie mark looked at cyre's watch curiously.

Rainbow Dash was then launched into a tree where scootaloo was, and back into the storm cloud from earlier.
Rainbow was now going down, with downed fighter plane noises to match.
Pinkie Pie was now walking back with a cotton candy that was as large as cyre's capsule ship. "Hope I'm not too late. I dunno what took that pony so long.' pinkie said with a scoff.
Back at the stand, the owner looked exhausted, as cotton candy was everywhere.
Rainbow landed in the cotton candy with a splat, as she groaned on the ground. "That was amazing!" Pinkie said.
And how did Cyre react to all this?

Spitfire and the others walked over. "Way to go, Rainbow Crash." at that rainbow sighed.
Rainbow Dash walked out of the medical tent in bandages, where the Wonderbolts were waiting.
"You gonna tell us what just happened, newbie?" spitfire asked.
"I'm so sorry." rainbow said with a sigh.
"I should hope so. You changed the routine without consulting me and put other ponies at risk. I've drummed flyers out of the 'Bolts for less." spitfire remarked with a glare.
"I know, and I'm ready for whatever punishment you want. You guys were right to call me "Rainbow Crash". I've always been a standout flyer, but since I joined the Wonderbolts, I've only stood out for making mistakes. It's been my dream my whole life, but... I guess maybe I'm not Wonderbolt material after all." rainbow said down in the dumps.
Soarin then walked next to her. "Are you serious?! You're the most talented flyer we've ever had!"
"And you've saved all of Equestria like a dozen times." fleet foot added.
"Uh, I—" "Of course you're supposed to be a Wonderbolt. We've been waiting for a spot to open up ever since you joined the Reserves!" spitfire interrupted.
"But... you guys all called me Rainbow Crash." rainbow said.
"Yeah, so? My nickname's "Clipper". You know why they call me that?" Soarin asked.
"Uh... 'cause you're as fast as a ship?" she guessed.
"Because I clipped my wing on a flagpole as I was landing on my first day. Heh," he said.
"Huh."
'That sounds painful.' cyre thought.
Fleetfoot was next. "Flatfoot". My first day, I misjudged my landing and came down right on Spitfire's hoof."
'Even more so.'
"Dizzy".
"Slowpoke".
"Hoof-in-Mouth".
"You don't wanna know what they call me." spitfire whispered it to rainbow dash.
"Whoa! That is so much worse than Crash." rainbow said.
"Right?" Spitfire said.
(Note: the author's headcanon is that spitfire's nickname is "swallow fire". Can you guess why?)
"So does this mean I'm... still on the team?" rainbow asked.
"Do you think you can be part of this team and not constantly try to showboat?" Spitfire said.
Rainbow Dash couldn't help but think about cyre on showboating his Super Saiyan form. "I promise! I spent my whole life trying to be a standout flyer, but now that I'm a Wonderbolt, it's time to be okay with fitting in!"
"Good, because I really didn't want to miss the chance to tease you for years about this catastrophe! I mean, that crash was epic!" spitfire remarked as they all laughed.
"But you're on probation for a month. Got a problem with that?!" spitfire quickly said to the dash.
Rainbow Dash responded back just as quickly. "No, ma'am."
Rainbow was sweeping up the area as Twilight and her friends walked over.
"Hey. Rainbow Dash. We just wanted to check on you. Are you doing okay?"
"I'm doing great, thanks!"
"Sure you don't need any help?" scootaloo said.
"Nah. This mess is my responsibility, and I've gotta clean it up myself. And after this, Spitfire's got me cleaning the Wonderbolts' compound for the next month." rainbow responded.
"So why are you in such a good mood?" cyre asked her.
"Duh! Because I'm a Wonderbolt!" she said with a smile.
Meanwhile, deep in whitetail woods, a Saiyan attack ball landed, carrying a hulking, 9'3" Saiyan, with power only heard of in legends...
Author's Note
This was meant for the last chapter, but since Super Saiyan was mentioned...

