PonyballzKai: Adventures In Equestria

by Spider5939

Chapter 3 (slightly edited)

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*last time,on Ponyball z...*

"CUPCAKE EATING CONTEST!!!" A random pony suddenly yelled. In seconds, the whole town seemed to be in a riot. Setting up tables, and seats and people running to spread the word. In Ponyville, anybody challenging Pinkie to anything to do with sweets is a must see. Two tables were set up for Cyre and Pinkie to sit at, and Mr. and Mrs. Cake started baking cupcakes at maximum speed.

Cyre cautiously made his way to the table, now slightly shaking.'Is this Pinkie Pie really that good at eating cupcakes...oh man, what if it's too much. She's clearly an experienced champ.'He thought. He sat at his table, as did Pinkie at hers.

"Usually, we go by who finishes the tray first, but this time. This is...to the stomach!" Mayor Mare yelled. The crowd gasped. "In, to the stomach, each contestant will eat, until the other gives up. No limit. No time. Nothing but cupcakes." She explained.

'Here we go...'Cyre thought.

"BEGIN!"


*theme song*


Cyre vs. Pinkie pie! A battle of stomachs!


"BEGIN!" Mayor Mare yelled, and both Pinkie and Cyre began to shovel cupcakes into their mouths rapidly. Ponies started cheering as the counters of cupcakes eaten were going up at ridiculous speed.

"Dear Celestia they're neck and neck, both already at 10 cupcakes each."

Cyre was shoving as many of them into his mouth as he could, determined to prove that saiyans are the masters of eating all kinds of food no matter what kind! Cyre looked over at pinkie, and saw her going just a fast as him. Cyre was surprised, but not enough to deter him.

'This isn't so bad...they're pony sized cupcakes, I can eat these forever.'Cyre thought to himself.


A literal hour later


Mayor Mare's voice was hardly working by this point and had to have a replacement take her spot. The contests usually last minutes, with Pinkie winning effortlessly.

Now both Cyre and Pinkie were at their limit. Both of them had their heads down, groaning in stomach pains from the amount of sugar consumed. "I'm...never giving up." Pinkie said.

"Just...stop wasting...everybody's time. You'll never win. I refuse... To lose... To a crazy pink pony... On my pride... AS A SAIYAN!!!" Cyre said. At this rate, they were both eating half a cupcake every five seconds.

The new announcer spoke aloud, "New rule! First to throw up loses!" The crowd was now speechless, just watching in awe as Cyre continued to eat, as did Pinkie.

"I can do this *hic* all day spaceman." Pinkie said.

"Just wait and see," Cyre replied. As they both shoveled in their 200th cupcake, Pinkie's grip slipped, and she dropped it on the ground. She looked at it confused and suddenly fell to the ground. She lied there and snored, succumbing to the sugar crash that comes after the rush. The crowd gasped...

"CYRE WINS!" Everypony was cheering now, party cannons were fired. Complete with a thumbs up and a dumb smile on his face, Cyre face planted into the remaining cupcakes and also crashed from the sugar.

"Now, starts the after party!" The announcer gave the mic to a DJ pony who was now blasting music from her sound system. Everybody was now up and on their hooves. Water was splashed on to Cyre and Pinkie, snapping them both awake. "Did...I win?" They both said at the same time.

"I'm sorry Pinkie, but you lost," Fluttershy said. "He ate 200. You ate...199. Oh gosh I'm so sorry, are you okay?"

"No..." Pinkie replied, "I'm am SUPER EXCITED. Nobody has EVER beaten me in a cupcake eating contest!" Pinkie rushed over to Cyre. "Are you and I related somehow? We must be for you be able to beat me!"

"Ahehe...say...you guys wouldn't happen to have rice here, would you?" Cyre asked. "I know we just ate, but I really need some real food too..." He giggled.

"Of course! Anything for the new champ!"

The crowd of Ponyville now cheered Cyre's name repeatedly. "Hooray..." He said weakly. If one looked close enough, his right eye twitched.

'I'm never doing that again...'


Author's Note

Okay, I know that I said these chapters would be longer, and the next one definitely will be. Cyre meets the rest of the mane 6, and starlight glimmer, next chapter!

Also, here are cyre's power levels if you were wondering... I already placed the pony power levels in a previous chapter if you're looking for that...

Base form (99.9% suppressed):
20,000-25,000
Base form: 3,250,050,000
Ozaro: 32,500,500,000
Base form (Full Power): 81,251,250,000
Base Form (Kaio-KenX25):
2,031,281,250,000
Mastered SSJ1: 4,062,562,500,000
SSJ1 (second grade): 4,875,075,000,000
SSJ1 (third grade): 7,312,612,500,000
SSJ2: 8,125,125,000,000
SSJ3: 32,500,500,000,000
SSJ4: 48,750,750,000,000
Base form (god essence): 81,251,250,000,000
SSG: 2,742,229,687,500,000
SSB: 4,875,075,000,000,000
SSB (Kaio-Ken x25):
121,876,875,000,000,000

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