Chapter 1:The Birth Of The New Prince And Princess
"W-Well,... can I see my friends first?" I asked nervously.
Dusk Shine looked confused, "Uh... sure but, what about my question?"
Damn he caught on fast! "Oh, don't worry,... I just... want to see my friends first cause we're new here and-"
Bubble Berry soon heard the word 'new' and cut me off by jumping on top of me, "Ohmigosh! You're new here, that means that I'm going to throw you a party. What about your friends? They must be new too because I haven't you girls before and I know everypony in Ponyvile. I'm going
to have to start-"
"Bubble Berry!" Dusk Shine interrupted.
"Yes Dusk?" Bubble Berry said with glee.
"You just crushed Blue Bass!"
"I did?" Bubble Berry asked. I let out a small groan of pain as my face was being forced into the hard floor. Bubble Berry looked down and smiled, "Oh, there you are. Whattcha doing on the
floor silly?"
"The world... may never know," I groaned.
Bubble Berry walked off of me, picked me up and stood me up right, "There ya go!" Bubble Berry smiled.
"Ow..." I mumbled.
"Now then," Dusk continued. "You wanted to see your friends?"
I nodded still dazed by the sudden impact of Bubble Berry. Dusk Shine walked past me and lead
me up to the room where he kept my friends. I noticed that I still had my headphones around my
neck, I quickly put them on and played the song 'Moves Like Jagger'.
"You shouldn't worry about your friends," Dusk Shine called back.
I removed one of the speakers over my ear, "What?" I replied.
"My friend Butterscotch is very good of taking care of ponies and animals in need." Butterscotch is Fluttershy! I started to snicker, Jero is going to be fucked by a shy guy. I started to laugh out loud and Dusk Shine looked back at me confused, "What's so funny?" he asked.
"Nothing, nothing..." I continued to snicker. And Jero is kind of shy too... who is going to dominate the bed I wonder? I laughed out loud again, Bubble Berry hopped over to me and smiled.
"What's so funny? Is it a joke? I love to tell jokes and laugh, but sometimes I laugh when I start to tell the joke because it's so funny!" he then started to laugh randomly.
We got to the room and Dusk Shine opened the door and I walked in. Jero and Lance were still passed out on the bed next to each other while a yellow coated pinked mane stallion sat next to the
bed.
"Butterscotch, have they woken up yet?" Dusk Shine asked.
Butterscotch turned to us and had a worried look on his face, "No they haven't. It's been almost
two hours and I'm starting to worry about them," he then turned to Jero. "Especial about this one," he mumbled.
I started to snicker again, I was almost in tears of laughing. Dusk Shine walked over to
Butterscotch and gently patted his back, "It's alright Butterscotch, I'm sure they'll wake up soon." I almost didn't want them to wake up. "Butterscotch, the other girl did wake up thought," Dusk Shine turned followed by Butterscotch to look at me, "Butterscotch... meet Blue Bass."
I waved and Butterscotch got inmetietaly shy," Oh... uh... hi Blue Bass," he said in a low whisper.
"Hi," I replied tying to keep myself from laughing. We heard a groan and I intimetaly turned and looked at the bed. Jero started to stir as his eyes fluttered open, she slowly sat up and rubbed his head, "What happened?" he mumbled still half asleep.
"Oh... you-you faitned, you been out for almost two hours now," informed Butterscotch in a soft comforting voice.
Jero looked at Butterscotch, his eyes grew wide with surprise and posibably fear,"Gah!" she screamed. She turned around and ran into the wall, head first. I laughed at the whole scene and I fell backwards laughing.
Bubble Berry started to laugh and snort, "That is funny," he fell back next to me and laughed with me.
"That's not funny!" Dusk Shine said sternly.
"Yes... it... is!" I said between laughs.
Lance sat up in bed and yawned, he looked at me and Bubble Berry confused as we were laughing our asses off, "What's so funny? and why is Pinkie Pie laughing next to you?"
Bubble Berry sat up still laughing, "Whose Pinkie Pie?"
Lance's eyes grew wide as he had a good look at Bubble Berry and realized that he was not a
mare nor Pinkie Pie. He looked around the rest of the room getting even more freaked out. He
jumped off the bed trying to escape but he ran into the closed door. Bubble Berry and I laughed even harder, I was crying at this point, wiping my tears from under my shades.
"Stop laughing you two!!" Dusk Shine shouted. Bubble Berry and I slowly stopped laughing and we both sighed happily. "These two could be hurt and you laugh at them?! You both should be ashamed of yourselves!"
I stood up giggling a little, "Okay, okay Dusk... we're sorry okay."
Lance groaned and sat up on the floor while holding her head, I walked over and stood him up
and lean in close, "Follow my lead, I'll get us through this," I whispered.
I faced him and he looked confused as fuck, 'Trust me' I mouthed. I turned and walked
towards Dusk, Bubble, and Butter. I couldn't help but noticing that Jero, at that moment was being comforted by Butterscotch.
I swallowed my laugh and kept it in, "Well Dusk, Bubble, Butterscotch..." they all turned to me. "This is my friend Lacy," I said as I patted Lance on her back.
I could see he was stunned and either annoyed or angry, I couldn't quiet tell with her eyes. Dusk
Shine walked up, "Hello Lacy, my name is ..." Dusk Shine stopped in mid sentence and started to stare into Lance's eyes.
"Uh... hi?" Lance said confused. "Is-is there something wrong?"
Dusk continued to stare deeply into Lances weird ass eyes, then Butterscotch got a good look, eeped but continued to stare as well, then Bubble Berry hopped over to Dusk and stared too.
"Whoa! Look at those eyes!" Bubble Berry exclaimed.
"I have never seen anything like that before," Butterscotch informed. "only in reptiles," he mumbled.
"W-w-what are you guys talking about?" Lance said worrily.
Dusk Shine's horn started to glow purple as he brought a mirror from another room. He put the mirror infront of Lance and she started at her really creepy (but yet somehow sexy) eyes. I used this moment to my advatis, I creeped by Dusk, Butter, and Bubble to get to Jero to see if she is
still sane after all of this. I knelt down to Jero, she looked scared, shocked, but mostly shook up by Fluttershy (his favorite pony) being a guy named Butterscotch. I shook her gently, "Jero? Jero?" I whispered, trying not to draw any attention to myself.
She continued to sit there, wide eyed and stunned, I shook my head, you leave me no choice,
this is for you own good. I looked around the room, Dusk, Bubble, and Butter were still focused on Lance that was good. I took a deep breath and smack her hard across the face.
She slowly put a hoof to her cheek, "T-Thanks.." she said shakily.
"Your welcome, now you have to act some what normal from now on, I'll try to explain everything later, just follow my lead okay?"
She nodded, being some what confused. I patted her cheek and stood up, "Good girl." Why the fuck did I just say?
I walked back into the group like I never left, Lance seemed to got herself into trouble because Dusk thought out loud and said, "I must do some test on your eyes." I facehoofed.
"What?!" Lance screamed. "Sorry, b-but I'm not a test subject!"
I sighed, he got himself into this mess, time for him to get out of it on his own. I put on my headphones and sat on the bed and played 'September'. I closed my eyes and leaned my head against the wall and let the sad song take me away from this world. It's funny, I used music when
I was human I used music to escape that world, and I'm using music to escape from this world... God! why are we so weird. After a song and a half I felt a nudge on my shoulder, I groaned and opened my eyes to see Jero, still worried as ever.
"Uh... dude? They took Lance and.... there going to bring over the rest of six to introduce us to," he said worrily.
I sighed, this is going to be the long day. I got off the bed and walked through the door and down the stairs with Jero right up on my flank. I'm never going to get any peace today. We reached the bottom of the stairs to find Lance holding on to a table for dear life while Dusk Shine was trying to
pull Lance off of the table with his magic. Great!!... perfect, this means that I have to be the Goddamn babysitter for the both of you!!
"NO!... I... won't... let... you!" Lance shouted with the struggle of holding on for dear life.
"Come...ON!... the test ... won't... hurt!" Dusk Shine replied in the same manner. I sighed and
facehoofed... hard, this is either a curse or payback for something we did, but I can't deside which one is worst. I looked around the room bemused and saw that Bubble Berry and
Butterscotch was nowhere in site. Today is too much. I soon heard a knock at the door, looks
like Dusk Shine was too busy with Lance to even notice or hear it, so I went and opened the door. The door opened and I saw a little FEMALE purple and green dragon.
She seemed to instantly recognize me, "Oh, hi there! You must be one of the girls that fainted near the edge of the Everfree forest." She extended a claw, "My name is Barbara, what's yours?"
I started to snicker, "B-B-Barbara?" I asked half laughing.
She looked confused with a flash of annoyance, "Yeah, you got a problem with my name?" she asked with heavy attitude.
I kept snickering, "No, no no not at all." I shook her claw, "My name is Blue Bass."
She immediately perked up, "Nice to meet you Blue Bass."
I soon heard a THUMP come from behind me, I thought Dusk and Lance knocked over something. But as soon as I turned around Jero was spread out on the floor, fainted... once
again I believe. I saw Butterscotch exit the kitchen and glanced at Jero, he flew faster then my brain could register and picked up Jero.
He gasped, "Oh, you poor girl... what happened to her?" she asked out loud to anypony that
heard him. But Dusk and Lance was still struggling and I was the only one, but I kept my mouth shut and started to cry again out of holding my laughter in. He started to nuzzle her cheek, "Don't you worry, I will take care of you as long as possible, I promise" he place a soft kiss on her head and I couldn't help it now, I burst out laughing and fell to the ground holding my stomach.
"I... can't... breathe!!" I yelled out trying to stop myself from laughing so hard.
"What's so funny?" Butterscotch asked me confused.
I continued to laugh so hard that my shades slipped off. I stood up wiping my eyes, Barbara found my glasses and held them up, "You dropped your glasses Blue Bass."
"What?"
I stopped rubbing my eyes and looked at Barbara, her expression changed in an instant and she dropped my glasses, I believe out of shock.
"What's wrong?" I asked with a little laughter still left in my system.
Barbara started to slowly backup, too stunned to talk. I looked over to Dusk and Lance and their expressions changed too. Dusk dropped Lance like a sack of potatoes, what the fuck is wrong with you ponies? I looked over to Butterscotch who eeped and started to shake like a leaf. I grabbed my glasses and put them back on and everything seemed to go back to normal, weird?
I heard a groan and saw that Jero was waking up in Butterscotch's hoofs. Surprise and a hint of fear surfaced as butterscotch started to comfort Jero. I began to snicker again until some ponies walked passed me.
A blue stallion pegasus walked up to Lance (still on the floor) and picked her up and brushed her off. "Hey there beautiful, I never seen a mare like you around here before," the stallion said quite
smoothly to Lance. NO FUCKING WAY!! He's hitting on Lance!!
I rubbed my eyes to took a good look at the blue stallion pegasus, he had a rainbow mane and a cloud with a rainbow lighting bolt coming out of it for his cutiemark. THIS IS TOO GOOD!!!
Rainbow Blitz is hitting on Lance! He's getting fucked tonight, oh he's getting fucked tonight.
"Uh.. y-yeah," Lance said shakily. "I-I'm new here a-and..."
"Say no more," Rainbow said cutting off Lance. He soon did the ol' 'yawn and put a arm around a
beautiful girl' trick. "How's about I show you around Ponyville, and maybe we can fly by my place at the end," Rainbow smiled with full charm as he carefully winked at Lance.
I covered my mouth trying not to laugh or ruin this sweet sweet moment, I wish I had a camera.
Lance smiled weakly and removed Rainbow's hoof and quickly dashed behind me, hiding. Oh...
am I now some 'protector' of the mares now?? Is that it? I'm I the guardian of your now pussy
too? Jero soon got out of Butterscotch's comforting hold and hid behind me as well. What? You two can grow your on pair?? Do I have to grow yours? HMMMM!!!! And stick it up your fuck
shaft!! The gender bent mane six (including Barbara) stood in front of us.
"I believe some introductions are in order," Dusk Shine started. He introduced himself along with Butterscotch, Elusive, Bubble Berry, Applejack, Rainbow Blitz, and Barbara. I never thought that Applejack was a unisex name.
"Well I'm Blue Bass," I started by pointing to myself, 'this here is Lacy," I patted Lance on the back, hard. "And this is Shallow Gale," I pointed to Jero, who was pretty much scared shitless if you ask me.
Soon everypony was shaking hoofs, smiling (or trying to smile) and talking. But then came an important subject that slipped my mind.
"So, do you girls have a place to stay?" Elusive asked with ease.
SHIT! I shook my head, "Well, your always welcome to stay in the library with me if you want?" Offered Dusk Shine. I soon thought of saying or coughing, loner... but I held my tongue.
Rainbow Blitz dashed over to Lacy and put his hoof over her shoulder again. "I think Lacy should stay with me, I can show her around Ponyvile or Cloudsdale if she wants. Maybe even show her some of my new tricks," he winked at Lacy with a charming (almost lustful) smile.
Lacy turned whiter then ghost in a snow storm, she soon got the message and saw what was he really wanting. (Just to name a few, the exotic body of her, these sexy striped flank she had, plus the pussy she possessed)*. Lacy started to panic, she quickly dashed over to Dusk Shine.
"A-Am good with staying in the library," she said nervously.
I soon heard Jero and Butterscotch talking, well he is settled now... but what about... My thought process was interupted by me being picked up by Bubble Berry super fast, "I CALL DIBS!!" he shouted. THE FUCK!! no one calls dibs on me!! Bubble Berry soon ran out the
library with me in hoof. This is not going to be fun!! Help!! somepony, anypony...
"Help me!!"
*{that was for you kickass222urmom X3}
