"Can somepony get this dragon off me?!" Reflecto asks.

"First, this dragon's name is Dragonflap. Second, you're the one with the magnetic powers. Stop being...attractive."

"Oh. You think I'm attractive, Pinks?"

"Don't push your luck."

Suddenly, the Z-Force's unnecessarily humongous communications screen goes off as a blue stallion appears.

"Incoming call from Captain Equestria!" Rubble states.

On the screen, the stallion is in the middle of an insanely intense battle going on.

"Z-Force! Calling all Z-Force! Cap here! I'm at the docks. I need- wait you actually got Pinkie on your team?!"

"Yep. Impressive, I know."

"What's the emergency?"

*BOOM*

"Well, it's a code 219!"

"What are they doing?"
"I think they're...smiling?"

"What's the deal?"

"Alright team, this is not a drill! This is not a DRILL! Oh you're gonna love this Pinkie. Every year we have a Saddle War!"

"Saddle wha?" she says in confusion.

"A Saddle War is something we participate in ever since the Captain Marble/Kazaam incident."

W-What was the Captain Marble/Kazaam incident?"

"Same super names." Stronghold adds.

"And we're trying to prove we are the better superponies!"

Soon, the whole team equip themselves with armor and jet packs. As they prepare to take off at the launching bay, Bronzus turns to Pinkie.

"You coming or what?!" he yells through the outside winds.

"This is your fight, not mine!" she retorts.

"Come on! It'll be epic!"

"Do you know what's at stake here?!"

"You're just fighting over a name. What could possibly be at stake?!"

"I heard Green Canterlot had her eye set on those cherrychangas of yours!"

"Ahora que?!"
(Say what now?!)

"I take that as a yes?"

"Dólar sí! Ella pagará!"
(Buck yeah! She will PAY!!!)

Pinkie dashes for the spare jetpack and joins the rest of the team.

"Easily manipulated. Bronzus whispers to Stronghold who hoof bumps him.

Before Z-Force takes off, Dragonflap saddles over to Reflecto with the dreaded puppy dog eyes.

"Fine, you can come too, I guess." he says annoyed.

The giddy dragon also joins the group and they soar out of the mansion.

"Para el cherrychangas!!! Ruidos de guerra!"
(For the cherrychangas!!! Battle cry noises!) she hollers.

Eventually, Z-Force arrives at the Manehattan Docking center where a full on battle between Marble and PC heroes takes place.

As they land, a mare in Glow-Pasgardian attire crashes before them, lightning surging through her veins.

"Gor! Are you alright?!"

"I'm fine. Super-Mare trick shotted me. She's lucky I didn't invoke Rag-in-a-rock!" she fumes, slamming her axe into the ground and zapping back into the confrontation.

"What's Rag in a rock?"

"It's best you don't know." he shudders.

"I'm getting a feeling we will when times get dire."
"Stop predicting, Cinemare Sins!"

Soon, the team duck behind a conveniently large dock barrier as a huge crate breaks into a pile of splinters against Dragonflap's chest, angering him. He snorts his flames and throws himself into the battle, going one-on-one with Solomon Pony.

"That's my dragon!" Reflecto yells proudly.

The rest of the team give him an 'are you serious' look.

"W-What? He is! M-Makes me look cooler! Buck it, let's just fight already!" he grunts before also jumping into the field.

"Alright. Two piñata bats, a pack of firecrackers and minimum effort!"

"Um, don't you mean 'maximum'?" Bronzus asks.

"Nope! Already taken. Anyways, let's defend the cherrychangas franchise!

Prepararse para su cálculo de cuentas!"
(Prepare for your reckoning!)

Pinkie flips over the wall and tosses a perfectly wrapped blue present at Bat-Mare.

"What is this foolishness?" she says in a gruff tone.

"How come her voice hasn't given out yet?!"

"Just a present, Batsy!" Pinkie squeaks.

"I am NOT opening that."

"Yes, you will."

"NO, I'm not!"

"No you won't!"

"Yes I will!"

The Duped Crusader opens the box with her Batmarang.

*POP*
*SQUEAK*

The party cannon literally blows the mare into a nearby warehouse with confetti.

"Haha! Why so serio-"

[ THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS CONTENT FROM PC STUDIOS, WHO HAS BLOCKED IT ON COPYRIGHT GROUNDS :/ ]

"Okay, Fable? Come here for a moment?"

"What do you want now, Pool?" the half-metal stallion says annoyed.

"Oh nothing. Hey what's that?!"

*CLONK*

Expecting him to turn, she punches him in the jaw. It was both a terrible and ineffective idea.

"....ow."

"Are you trying to steal my time pad again?"

"Trust me, it's for a good cause! Can't you see our story's gone?!"

"This story's too silly for it's own good. About time we start over and actually make good stuff. It's probably best if we let-"

"Do you WANT to be in Z-Force: Origins Part 2?"

"Oh buck no. Just take it already." he says slightly shaking.

Pinkie takes the small device and turns the dial 2 minutes back.

In a flash, she's back to whooping Bat-Mare's flank.

"Haha! Why...did you agree to be in BvS?!" Pinkie struggles to quip.

"Don't bring THAT up!" Super-Mare yells grazing Pinkie's tail with her laser vision.

She dodges the beam and almost falls off the dock. As she regains her balance, the ocean sparks her mind.

"By the way, where's Aqua-Mare?"

Suddenly, said superpony leaps out of the water and onto the pier.

"Right here-" *gasp* she exclaims before clutching her throat and jumps back into the water.

Moments later she jumps right back on the pier.

"Hoo, okay. NOW I'm-" *gasp*

She falls in the water once again.

"She's a little...preoccupied at the moment."

"But anyways...WHAT THE BUCK S.M.?! YOU COULD'VE TURNED ME INTO ROASTED MARSHMALLOWS!!!"

"Yeah, that was kinda intense." Bat-Mare groans, staggering out of the warehouse.

"BULK SMASH UGLY RED CAPE! YEAAAHH!!!" a voice echoed.

Then, an extremely buff green stallion, the Credible Bulk, lunges through the air and knocks Super-Mare to the ground, severely damaging the concrete.

"Sheesh! Do you guys just find a random public spot and destroy it?!"

"Well this IS the 'Old Abandoned Docks'. It wasn't called that for nothing." Captain Equestria states.

Pinkie turns to see the sign.

Manehattan's Old Abandoned Docks

It's old, AND abandoned

"I stand corrected..."
"What? You'd thought this place sold books?"

"Plus, Pony Star bought the place. If only Mandarin Orange wasn't in her way."

Out of nowhere, an orange blur trips Pinkie over.

"What was that?!" she screams.

As she stands up, the same blur knocks her on her flank once again.

"Could it be...?"
"Dashie?" she says hopefully.

The red blur circles around her before stopping dead center in front of her. Instead of seeing an old friend, she's greeted by...

A Fastsilver knockoff.

"Nope. Just your friendly neighborhood Crash!" he says cockily.

"Um, EXCUSE me?!" a voice screams.

Then, Spider-Mare swings in and webs Crash's muzzle shut and his hooves to the floor.

"Sup guys." she says.

"Hello...Me 2.0." Pinkie teases.

"You know I have the best one-liners, Pinks!"

"You're lucky you're on Marble's side." she says through gritted teeth.

Spidey is then whipped in the side by a glowing rope belonging to Wonder Equine herself.

"Hey, hey! Watch the stuff, lady!" she screams.

Bulk charges and jumps at the A-mane-zonian warrior, who easily brings the brute down with her 'Lasso of False Lies'.

"Uhn! I...like...to...GROW FLOWERS!!!" Bulk groans out loud.

"Aw, how cute." she chuckles.

Spider-Mare pops up and tosses a tiny capsule at Wonder Equine that explodes in a sea of webs, trapping her.

"Now THAT was cute!" web head adds.

Suddenly, a goofy looking group of heroes show up on top of the warehouse.

"Mind if we joined?" a colt in the group asks dramatically.

Everypony in the area freeze in there tracks.

Bat-Mare looked the most frightened.

"Pigeon? Go back to the cave." she demands with an embarrassed smile on her face.

"B-But we wanna help! Why not?!" he whines.

"After that waffle adventure of yours? There's just no coming back from that, I'm sorry." Cap states.

Defeated, the team hang their heads in shame as they take their leave.

"That. Was. Close. Now where were w-"

*BONK*

A giant transparent green hammer slams the mare into pancake.

"Pop, goes the Pinkie!"

The mocking tone and familiarity in the attacker's voice awakens the mare, fueling the fire in her eyes.

"YOU..." Pinkie says with a hint of malice.

She finally spots her target: Green Canterlot herself.

"Hey, Ponko-Pool! Wasn't that a smash?" she cringily quips.

"Gran error."
(Big mistake.) Pinkie whispers.

"I'm sorry, what?" Canterlot says confused.

PP rises to her hoof with a sinister smile plastered on her face. Like lightning, she lunges at the mare who almost ruined her reputation...

It's a long story. A long story that will have me brutally beaten if Pinkie hears me bring it up, that I will zip it.

Green Canterlot retaliates with a trio of bear traps that the Merc with the Marshmallows swiftly annihilates with her piñata bats. GC produces two walls, intending to sandwich the mare in between. Luckily, her blind rage enables her to wall jump through the assault and bicycle kicks Canterlot out of the sky.

"YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY CHERRYCHANGA! AY AY AY AY AYYYYY!!!" Pinkie screams as she pins Canterlot down.

"Ugh, cherry-what?" Canterlot winces.

"AND NOW YOU PLAN ON CHANGING THE NAME?!
Pagarás por tu insolencia!"
(You will pay for your insolence!)

The vengeful Pinkie pulls a Celebrationator the size of her head.

"WOAH, WOAH! TAKE IT EASY, US!"
"We haven't tested THAT out either!"

"Buck that! Don't forget to SMILE!"

As she prepares to activate the doomsday device-

"WAIT!" Bronzus yells.

Pinkie's hoof stops a centimeter away from the button and turns to the approaching Z-Force.

"Stay out of this, team! I must save my brand!"

"I lied!"

Meanwhile, at Sweet Apple Acres

Applejack shivers at the dinner table, gaining confused looks from her family.

Back at the docks

"You what?" Pinkie says.

"We did it to bring you here. You know, teamwork and whatnot?" Rubble says.

"Aww, was that all? Okie dokie lokie! Sorry for almost awesoming you Greenie." she says in her usual chipper tone.

"It's fine. To be honest, a cherrychanga sounds kinda weird actually." Canterlot adds.

"Oh no she DIDN'T!"
"Opinions. They are a terrible thing."
"Gor, the Lustrous League said your hair looks like a grimey mop!" she fibs.

"WHAT?!" her voice booms, shaking the ground.

Gor uses her axe to ascend to the sky. Said sky is blocked out by dark clouds.

"I knew it."
"Ding."

Super-Mare flies by, grabs Pinkie's Mega-Celebrationator and goes to confront the Glow-Pasgardian.

"Super-Mare! What are you doing?!" Pinkie screams.

Gor's axe flickers and sparks while scattered clouds swirl around it until a large bolt of thunder strikes it. As she sends the legendary current down to ~~Earth~~ Equestria, Super-Mare activates and tosses the Celebrationator towards Rag-in-a-rock.

That combination of What-the-buckery creates a marvel so grand, it makes Rainbow's rainboom look like a balloon popping. Rainbow colored lightning, paint, clouds and more littered the place, including-

"CONFETTI!!!" Pinkie screams.

While she dances around in her handywork, she notices an elderly stallion sitting in a recliner, clapping.

"Mane Lee? What are you doing here?!"
"Cameo, duh."

"Why, enjoyin' the fight of course! Really entertaining. Excalibur!" he exclaims.

It was an epic fight, although pretty much EVERY superpony is currently unconscious at the moment.

Soon, two ponies jetpack their way down to the paint covered battlefield, Captain Marble and Kazaam themselves.

"Sweet Celestia, what happened here?!" Kazaam says shocked.

"We celebrated." Pinkie says smugly folding her arms.

The two ponies stare at each other before shaking hooves.

"Draw?" he offers.

"Mmm-hmm." Marble agrees.

"I don't recall seeing you in Marble's hero gallery. Are you new?"

"Eeyup. This is our new Z-Force trainee, Pinkie-Pool."

Captain Marble's eyes widen at the name.

"P-Pinkie?" she whispers.

"How do you know my name?" she asks suspiciously.
"It's IN the name. Just a thought."

Then, CM removes her mask.

"Marble?!"
"Marble?!"
"What a twist...not."

Author's Note

Bat-Mare: aka Juice Drain

Super-Mare: aka Spark Lit.

Wonder Equine: aka Banana Rinse.

The Crash: aka Berry Almond.

Green Canterlot: aka Val
Hoardin'. (Word of advice- NEVER accept the role!)

Aqua-Mare: aka Mercury.