Rock, Not Cock

by Emerald Omen

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Spa Ponies, Equestria Girls, Porn, Sex
Length: 2913

A slip of words. That's all it was! I accidentally said "Cock" when I meant to say "Rock"! But it was too late. That one little slip up would lead to one of the most memorable days of my life.

I wanted to go to Premium Day Spa for a hot rock massage. Of course, my perverted mind just had to jumble my words when I was speaking to the spa twins, who were both sexy enough to be Goddess's. And thanks to that one word slip, I got something I never expected to get by going to the day spa.

I let my cum inflation fetish and love of a good ass run a little bit wild here, just FYI.

Contain's: Sex, Threesome, Hot Rocks, and Sexy Fun Times!

Published 2018-06-24 13:20:06 UTC
Last updated 2018-06-24 13:20:06 UTC

Rock, I Said Rock!

I was stiff and sore. My job as a construction worker was to blame for that. Although I enjoyed the job because of the constant exercise, it did prove to be an annoyance once my muscles decided they had enough. I popped by back, and tried to loosen up, but my methods proved to be ineffective.

What I really needed... was a massage.

I thought of Lotus and Aloe, the two gorgeous women who ran the local Spa in town. I had known them for a while, and they considered me a close friend. I usually stopped in at least once every two weeks to loosen up my joints.

And if whoever is reading this says anything about how a dude going to a Spa is gay, I will personally kick you in the nuts.

I put on a sleeveless shirt, so I could show off my awesome muscles to the girls. They always loved admiring them, so why stop them? I drove into town until I found the building. Judging from the empty parking lot, they had no customers currently.

I walked in, the little bell above the door signaling my entrance. I walked towards the sign up desk, and found that nobody was there. I gently swatted the small bell to signal that there was a customer waiting. A head of pink hair poked around the corner. Aloe, my personal favorite of the two sisters.

“Oh, Anon! Hello! It's so good to see you!” she squeed as she came out into the lobby to give me a hug. Ah yes, the Spa twins loved to make everyone aware of their feelings.

“Nice to see you to Aloe. How's business?” I asked. She rolled her eyes.

“Slow. Very slow.” she said, pouting. I put a hand to her chin, forcing her to look at me.

“Really? Now how in the world could that be? If I had more money, I'd stop in and get a massage daily just to see my two favorite pretty faces.” I said, chuckling. Aloe blushed, and looked away.

“Anon, really! You are too much!” she said, obviously flattered. I smiled. Lotus entered the room.

“Oh Anon! I didn't notice you were here! How have you been?” she asked, giving me a second hug. I patted her back.

“Just fine, Lotus. I was just telling your sister how I can't imagine people coming in just to see to pretty faces, let alone get a massage.”

Now I had two blushing girls in front of me.

Before I continue, let me give you a visual of the Spa twins build so you can imagine why I know they're so attractive.

Both are about five and a half feet tall, and look identical, save for the difference in hair colors. They both sport lovely hourglass figures, and wear tight white dresses. Their chests are generously sized, to say the least. And their faces are very pretty.

“Now Anon, if you keep flattering us, we won't be able to perform our jobs.” Aloe scolded playfully. I raised my hands in innocence.

“Who, me?” I asked, earning me a gentle swat from both girls.

“So, did you just come to play, or did you want a massage?” Lotus asked, bending over to pick something up off of the floor, giving me a nice view of her ass.

That's where my mistake occurred.

I was imagining hot dogging my dick through Lotus's ass while I was speaking. Bad idea.

“Yeah, I'd actually love a hot cock massage right about now.” I said, unaware of what I had at the time.

Both of the girls froze, and looked at me with widened eyes. I then realized what I had actually said.

Shit.

“ROCK! Rock massage! I want a hot rock massage!” I blurted, feeling my face redden. But the girls stayed silent, just sharing glances between each other, me, and my mid section.

“Girls?” I asked pitifully as Aloe slowly walked towards me, while Lotus went into the other room.

“So, you say you want a hot rock massage? Strange, I could have sworn I clearly heard you ask for a hot cock massage.” she said, giving me a sultry smile. What the hell was going on?

“W-Well, I meant...” I wasn't allowed to finish. Aloe suddenly grabbed my arm, and began to drag me into the main room. I begged her not to kill me for being stupid, but she just laughed.

She set me in a spa chair, and leaned it back as far as it would go.

“I heard him ask for a cock massage, sister, did you also hear that?” Aloe asked Lotus, who in turn, nodded.

“I did. Such a naughty man, thinking we offer such services.” I gulped.

I'm still not sure what the shit happened next. Aloe pretty much sat on my lap, and gave me a very suggestive look.

“Well, I suppose... we could make an exception, just this once. After all, Anon is our best customer.” she said softly.

I frantically looked between the two girls, not sure if I was hearing them correctly. Lotus continued.

“Especially since he tries so hard to flatter us, we should have seen this coming a long time ago.” she said, sauntering to my side. While I was busy looking at her sister, Aloe took the opportunity to shove her hand down my goddamn pants!

“W-Wha!” I sputtered, making Lotus chuckle. Aloe cooed.

“Wow, he feels like a big one to me. He doesn't even feel hard yet.” she said.

At that moment, I wasn't, but I was getting there pretty fucking fast.

Lotus smiled.

“Well, I know how to fix that.” she said, gently tugging at my pants.

“H-Hey.” I protested quietly. Aloe smiled.

“You know Anon, my sister and I have been attracted to you for some time, but we thought it best not to make any advances unless you showed a sign of interest first. My sister bending over apparently gives you dirty thoughts, so that's enough for us.” she said, planting a kiss on my lips.

Lotus successfully got my pants off, and was now staring at my manhood, which was standing at full attention. Aloe noticed it, and gasped.

“Wow, sister we have been missing out on some fun for a good while now. I think we should make up for it now, don't you?” Lotus asked. Aloe nodded.

“Indeed. Two of us, and one of him. Gee, I hope he can handle it.” she said, giggling. I finally got my shit together, after realizing that I'd wanted to bed these two girls for some time now anyway.

“Well ladies, I can assure you I'll do my best. Shall we get started?” I asked, gaining some confidence back. The twins eagerly nodded, so while Lotus started fondling my dick, I beckoned Aloe over to me for some kisses.

Lotus began to trail up and down my shaft with her tongue, which felt fucking great, but Aloe... damn, the girl could kiss! We had been in a tongue battle for a little bit, but she finally gained victory. She shoved her tongue into my mouth, and I cautiously roamed her body with my hands. Her nicely sized breasts were begging for some attention, so I unzipped her dress, and crammed my hand into it to pleasure her upper region.

Lotus noticed that her sister seemed to be doing a better job of gaining my attention than she did, so she upped her game, and started blowing me. Her mouth was far more experienced than just her tongue, completely taking my dick in just one go. I would have groaned if Aloe had not been hogging my mouth.

Aloe finally let me go to elicit a hearty moan as I pinched one of her sensitive nipples. Once she had partially composed herself, she went over next to Lotus and started fondling my balls.

Holy fuck I wasn't going to last long between the two of them going to town on me.

Lotus's head was going up and down faster and faster, and Aloe was grinning, begging for me to cum. Within a few more minutes, I obliged, blowing my load into Lotus's waiting maw. She nearly choked on it for a moment, then swallowed some. Just as I was about to ask why she hadn't swallowed all of it, she did something that made my member stand alert in seconds.

She turned towards her sister, and started kissing her. No, not kissing. Full on making out with Aloe, letting her share my seed. They started to really get into it, fondling each other and Aloe actually wrapped her hands around Lotus, and brought her as close as she could to her, squeezing their breasts together. Unbelievable sight. They turned towards me, with two pairs of sex hungry eyes.

“Requests?” I asked. Aloe quickly scrambled to change her position, so she was laying on her back, legs spread open, and Lotus then lay on top of her sister in the same position. If their leaking nethers was anything to go by, they had needed this for quite some time.

“You look hungry.” Aloe said.

“Yes, why don't you have something to eat.” Lotus added.

“Or something's.” Aloe finished. I raised an eyebrow.

I knelt in front of them, and eyed their eagerly awaiting lady parts. I leveled my head with Lotus's, and swirled my tongue around her nethers. She squeaked, and began to twitch. She tasted like blue raspberry. I jammed my fingers into Aloe, also let out a shriek. I shoved my tongue into Lotus, working it as best I could, and began to search for Aloe's G-Spot with my fingers. Ironically, I found both of their G-Spots at the same time.

I could feel Lotus's insides convulse as I licked at her insides, and Aloe's insides seemed adament to try and keep my fingers in forever. I firmly dragged my tongue and fingers across their G-Spots, and both Lotus and Aloe screamed in pleasure, and I got a twin coating of love juices on my face. Tasty.

The girls went limp on each other for a minute or two, recovering from their sudden orgasms, but were ready again soon enough.

Aloe groped her breasts, and Lotus began to suckle on one of hers. I raised an eyebrow.

“If you lovely ladies need a milking, all you need to do is ask, although I can't imagine why you'd want to make those lovely fun bags smaller.” I teased. Both girls scooted closer, and I took one of each sisters breasts in my hands.

“Such soft, milky goodness.” I said, pinching their swollen nipples, earning a subtle howl of pleasure from both girls. I inserted both nipples into my mouth, and sucked on them. Gradually, milk started to flow, and Lotus and Aloe were putty in my hands. I kneaded their breasts to keep the milk flowing, and to add to their already high amount of pleasure. After a few minutes of milking, the girls stopped me.

“I don't know how much longer I can wait sister. Why don't we get on with it?” Aloe suggested. Lotus agreed. Just when I was starting to wonder who I was going to ride first, the sisters lay on top of each other, facing each other, so their dripping nether were sandwiched together.

“It looks like you ladies would like a hot dog to go with those buns.” I said, then cringed at the stupid comment.

“Yes! Please!” both girls begged. They must have been flexible as shit, because they way their legs were intertwined... I couldn't even follow. But I had my targets in sight.

I stepped forward, and placed my member at the vagina sandwich entrance. I gently prodded the sisters, making them both make sweet noises. Then, without warning, I shoved myself in between them. They shuddered in pleasure, and moaned deeply. Technically, I hadn't penetrated either of them, so they weren't getting the pleasure they deserved.

I made them aware of this fact, and they agreed to tag team. I aligned myself with Aloe first, because she was my favorite, and entered her. She squealed in pleasure, and could hardly control her body. I started off slow, but then picked up pace. After a few moments of non stop thrusting, she came hard, just adding to the lubrication I had. I switched to Lotus, who had been eagerly waiting for me, and groaned as I entered her. She was very tight, so it took a bit more time. I thrust in and out, making her breasts bounce and after a moment, she came harder than Aloe had.

Once I felt my climax approaching fast, and it felt like a big one, so I knew I would have enough for both girls. Eventually, my load blew inside Lotus, who completely insane once she felt my warm seed filling her to the brim. Twitching, screaming, moaning, you name it, she was doing it.

Between pumps, I quickly switched to Aloe, and filled her up as well. Aloe was actually thinner than Lotus, so her stomach actually bloated outward a good bit to contain my spunk. She looked about two months pregnant. Once I finished, I took a quick breather, then Lotus requested that I give her Anal. I was initially shocked, because I hadn't thought either of them would be up for that, but why shouldn't I? Aloe decided to sit this one out and watch, so I could put all of my focus on... or in Lotus.

I prodded her entrance gently, quickly discovering that it was tighter than her vaginal insides. I slowly entered, causing her to groan in pain occasionally. Once her ass was loosened up enough, I began to thrust. In the middle of it, Aloe offered me some bizarre colored liquid to drink, but I just assumed it was tea or something and drank it.

That was no fucking tea. I didn't know what it was, but I knew Aloe would never hurt me, so I ignored it.

While I continued giving it to her sister, Aloe apparently decided that she wanted a little more fun, so she promptly sat on my face, not that I was complaining. At all. Between having a delicious pussy and two bouncing soft ass cheeks resting on my face, I made Aloe know just how much I loved her. I licked and nipped at her pussy, and she had an orgasm in mere seconds. I gave her ass a few good spanks, sending her big ass into a jiggling fit, and causing Aloe to moan and grind her ass on my face. I placed my hands on her cheeks, and mushed them together, molding them so I could have as much butt in my face as possible.

I gave her a few more spanks, sending waves of ripples across her ocean of butt, and she had another orgasm. Finally, she got off so I could breath properly, although she gave me a good view of her twerking for a few minutes. Once she finished, I went back to violating Lotus's ass.

After five good minutes of pounding Lotus's jiggling bottom, she finally came, and I felt my climax approaching VERY quickly.

“Inside, or out?” I grunted, still pounding her.

“Insiiiiiide! Pleeeeeze!” she screamed back, practically drooling.

I let my floodgates open, and instantly knew something was wrong. I came for a good ten seconds, and didn't feel any sign of being done. Lotus's stomach was already filling up fast, bulging out to contain my huge load. Lotus put a hand on her expanding stomach and moaned.

By the time I finally stopped cumming, Lotus looked nine months pregnant. She positioned herself so she was sitting on my dick, facing me, causing her bloated, gurgling stomach to be just mere inches from my face. I rubbed her belly, which apparently felt good to Lotus, so I continued. It rumbled quietly, with the occasional loud burble coming from deep inside.

“The bloody hell was that?” I finally asked. Aloe giggled.

“That Anon, was an endurance and production drink. Lotus has occasionally told me that she always dreamed of being filled to the point of exploding, and I bought this potion for her when she found a man. Of course, neither of us wanted to risk getting pregnant, so one could only use it while doing anal, which I'm not a fan of. I must say, it worked far better than I thought it would.” she said, patting Lotus's stomach, which sloshed slightly from the sudden contact, making Lotus moan in pleasure.

As far as Lotus went, she got off of me and just lay on the floor, her stomach not making is easy for her to stand at the moment. She was kind of in a daze, so we let her be.

“She might need a massage or something actually.” I said. Aloe nodded.

“Probably. As for you, you just come back anytime you're feeling lonely and we'll take care of you real good.” she whispered, wrapping her arms around my chest. I smiled.

“Count on it. There's no such thing as to many “massages”.

Author's Note

I love the Spa twins. They are two of my most favorite characters, mainly because they are adorable. I let my little cum inflation fetish run a little loose here, as did my ass love.