Getting Handsy

by MrWriterWriter

Down'n'Dirty

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"Ah, I needed that! Thanks, Mac!" She chirped, giving the dazed stallion a peck on the lips before adjusting her top and heading off. Leaving him leaning against a nearby wall, poleaxed expression on his face along with several lipstick marks, shirt ripped open, and at least two hickies on his neck.

"G...glad to....to help..." He responded, in a slightly breathy tone. 'Wh-what was Ah doin' again..?

"Now, let's see...there was something else I needed to do today...oh yeah! Starlight wanted me to see about some apple fritters for tonight." She chuckled a little. "Man, that mare is almost as addicted as Applejack.

Thanks to her little 'session' with Macintosh, Barb found herself in surprisingly good spirits on the way to Sweet Apple and she was able to put the events of the day mostly out of her head. After a bit of a walk, the front gate to the farm was in view and she could faintly hear the sound of trees being bucked.

She was just at the gate when she heard it.

....aaarb!

"Huh? Wazzat?" She looked around, wondering what that sound was.

Baaaarbbb!

This time it was closer, and sounded like somepony calling her name. "What in the...?"

"Tag!"

*WHAMP!*

*SPLORSH!*

A multcolored blur flew right into her, knocking them both into a nearby mud puddle left over from a rainstorm the other day.

"*HACK!* *KAFF!* Ugh, yuk!" She grimaced, shuddering at the feel of the cold, wet muck soaking into her clothes. "Who the..." She sighed when a familiar pegasus sat up, laughing* "Rainbow Dash! What the buck!?" She demanded.

"Ah, just testing your reflexes, Barb. You failed big time." Rainbow replied, almost dismissively.

"WHAT!?" Barb growled. That was one of her favorite shirts she had on, and now it was ruined! And this speed-junkie was dissing her like that!?

"Yeah, I mean, Tank could've dodged faster than-"

"That's it! C'mere, you little!" Barb tacked her, almost bodyslamming Rainbow back into the mud. What followed could only be described as a mess. The air was filled with the squishing and plashing of mud, along with squeals, shouts and taunts as both mare and dragoness tackled, threw, and tripped each other.

"GOTCHA!" Barb yelled triumphantly, finally pinning Rainbow under her, both of them soaked and covered in mud. "Now..." She panted, leaning down until they were nose to nose. "Care to say that again?"

"Sure." Rainbow smiled, before suddenly kissing her, followed by wrapping her legs around Barb's waist, the tiny gym shorts she had on letting her feel the athlete's toned thighs. "Gotcha!" With a heave, she rolled the both of them over until she was on top.

"W-whaa...!?" Too surprised by the kiss, Barb had no time to react before she found herself under Rainbow. Nor could she respond when the cocky pegasus suddenly pulled her shirt off and tossed it, showing off her perky 25B-cup breasts, complete with light pink nipples topping them. "E-even Rainbow!?'

"Like 'em?" Rainbow purred, kissing her again, this time holding it longer, and with a surprising bit of hunger. "'Cause You and I got dirty, now it's time we both had some fun."

She squirmed when Rainbow grabbed the bottom of her shirt and slid it up, squeezing her breasts once the shirt was past them. "Ahh...R-Rainbow..." She moaned, as the speedy mare kneaded and rubbed her globes, causing one of her own nipples to peek out of the cup.

"Aw, come on, Barb." She pouted a little. "I got my tits out, aren't you gonna play with them?"

While she'd probably be reluctant to say it out loud, Barb had to admit, Rainbow did have an adorable pair. Both were pleasantly rounded, and had a bit of bounce in spite of their somewhat demure size. After a couple of seconds of warring with herself ("I'm starting to not care anymore." Her rational side muttered), she reached up and gently gripped of them, making Rainbow let out a purr. 'Wow, they feel really nice.' She though, grabbing the other and giving both a light squeeze.

Rainbow let out a soft moan when she did. "Oh yeahh..that's what I'm talking about." She began to lightly grind against her as the dragoness started to play with them.

The more the two squeezed and teased each others chest, the more turned on Barb felt herself getting. 'i...I wonder how they taste...' She found hers asking idly, her tongue slowly started snaking out...

"*Ah-hem* Mind explainin' what exactly you two are doin'?"

They both froze when the third voice spoke up, looking up to see Applejack standing there; dressed in a tight-fitting pair of daisy dukes and front-tie shirt, with hands on her hips and a slightly unamused expression.

"Heh...hey, AJ." Barb said sheepishly.

Rainbow just smirked. "Wanna join us?"

Applejack raised an eye. "Ah think Ah'll pass fer now. An'...why are you topless?"

"Uh..." Rainbow's face quickly turned a glowing scarlet. "I...heh...er...ah...BYE!" She called out, taking off like a bat out of Tartarus.

Applejack shook her head as she watched the mare zip away in the direction of her house. "All these years, an' she still manages to confound me sometimes." Her attention then turned to Barb, quickly lowering the brim of her hat, though a bright pink could still on her cheeks. "Ah-Ah'll admit that's a right pretty pair you have there, Sugarcube, but maybe you better cover up fer now?"


"Think I'm gonna need a scouring pad when I get a shower later." Barb commented as she rinsed off the mud. Applejack had been kind enough to let her use the hose outside, since Granny Smith would've had a fit if she walked into the house like that. Unfortunately, her bra was beyond saving, so that met its fate in the trash as well.

"Now, what in sam hill made you wanna get into a mudmatch with Dash out there?" The farmmare asked, keeping her back to Barb while she washed off her more private areas.

"Was on my way here when she tackled me." Barb answered, pulling her shorts back up. "Starlight wanted me to ask about the prospect of some apple fritters for tonight." She wringed out her shirt slipped it back on. "Ok, I'm good." She added, turning the water off.

"Fritters? Well, me and an' Granny were plannin' on makin' a batch later, but it'll be a while, though." Applejack replied. "Say, while yer here, think ya could help me out with somethin' in the meantime?" She turned around to hold up the coiled rope on her shoulder. "Givin' all the work to do 'round here, Ah ain't had much time to practice mah lassoin'."

"Well, that doesn't sound too bad." Barb conceded. "What do you need me to do?"

"Over here." Applejack lead her over to a small, secluded spot in the orchard where a target dummy was up, along with various odds and ends strewn about. "Just grab the buckball over there an' hold it up high."

"Ok." Barb went over to find the slightly deflated ball. 'Looks like she's done a number on this thing already.' She thought, lifting it up high over her head. "Ok, I'm ready!"

"Perfect! Just hold still." Applejack gave her lasso a few twirls before sending it flying.

The loop sailed gracefully onto the ball....and down over her before Applejack pulled, cinching it tightly around her waist. 'I...I should be surprised...' She thought, noticing the mare smile and lick her lips with an expression similar to Rarity's. Another yank caused Barb to get pulled swiftly towards her. 'I really should be, but...I'm not...'

"YEE-HAW!"

The next few seconds was a flurry of rope and blonde hair before Barb once again found herself on her back with a mare straddling her. "Umff..!" She squirmed and squeaked at the feel of the ropes around her. "I gotta be honest, AJ...I'm not sure what amazes me more; the fact that you actually know how to tie a shibari harness, or that you managed it to get it under my clothes." She fought a moan as a trio of knots rubbed between her legs. "Kudos on using a cotton rope at least."

Applejack grinned as she leaned. "Ah aim to please." She said, slipping up under her tied wrists before kissing her deeply.

'Wow...h-her lips are really soft!' Barb thought, moaning when she felt AJ start to grind on her, grabbing the pony's firm ass in respond.

"Ooh...someone's feelin' frisky." Applejack purred, sliding a hand up to tug on the knot holding her top closed. A quick yank and it fluttered open, giving Barb a view of her 38D apples. "Feelin' hungry, Sugarcube?" She asked, pulling Barb's head into her breasts. "Cause ah got a treat fer ya."

Now, given all she'd been through so far today, you'd be forgiven for thinking the dragoness was a tad pent up.

Because you'd be very right. Surprising even herself, Barb let out a hiss of lust at the sight of the plump-looking caramel colored tit being offered. Without a second thought, she latched on, sucking on the sweet-tasting nub while her tongue slid out and coiled around the breast.

"Oh...oh Celestia...mmmm!" Applejack moaned. She reached down to slid her hand into Barb's shorts, giggling when she felt the already soaked knots against her pussy. "Wet already? Heh, naughty girl." A finger slid down, brushing against the soft netherlips...

"AJ!" Apple Bloom called out, running into the clearing. "Granny wants ya to go get some...AJ, why's Barb tied up like that...an'...milking ya??"

Both of them nearly shrieked alarm, turning into a frenzy of limbs as they scrambled to get up. "Apple Bloom! Didn't no one teach ya how to knock!?" Applejack demanded, frantically tying her top back.

"How to....? We're outside, Applejack!" Bloom protested.

"Ah don't wanna hear yer excuses!" She retorted. "Just tell me what Granny wants, then we're havin' a talk about respectin' others privacy!"

"You let Rainbow challenge you to a drinkin' game, again, didn't ya!?"

"Shut it, you!"

While the two siblings had their 'discussion', Barb slowly came back to her senses. 'Wha....what the HELL!? What got into me?!' Thankfully, her legs were still free, so she was able to roll to her feet and quickly make herself scarce during the argument.


"What is wrong with everyone today!?" Barb growled, biting the ropes off where she could get to them, managing to get the harness off her. "Now I'm doing the groping!? I need to find a place to think! Just...where??" She racked her mind an idea. "Wait...of course. Fluttershy! There's no way she'd act in any way NEAR this!"

Luckily, no one was around, so the walk to Fluttershy was a relief. As she got close to the cottage, she could see the pegasus, wearing an airy white sundress, was feeding some of her animals. She'd seen it enough times to learn that Fluttershy had a set order in how she did it. Given she'd just finished with the birds, she was just about done and would be by the time she reached her.

"There you go." Fluttershy said, setting a bunch of carrots in front of the rabbits. "No, Angel. You've already eaten." She said, lightly scolding the rabbit in question when he tried to pull the carrots away from the other rabbits. "I said no." She repeated when he tried to glare her into submitting.

"The fuzzball still thinking he rules the roost?" Barb asked when she got near, giving Angel the finger when Fluttershy wasn't looking. 'Hah, deal with it, you long-eared brat!' Thankfully, compared to all the events she'd been through in recent years, the animal-loving mare had gone from a shy, timid pony into a confident one, though she still kept her demure, polite personality. Now she didn't hesitate in disciplining him when he tried to throw his weight around.

"Oh, hello, Barb." Fluttershy sighed. "I'm afraid so. Angel! I told you no!" She said, putting more force into it when he ignored her. The rabbit threw the carrots down and stormed off.

"Maybe it'll finally sink in soon."

"I hope so. Oh dear!" She said, looking at the uneasy way Barb was standing. "Barb, what happened? You look awful!"

"I've had a long morning, Flutters." She replied. "Thought maybe I could hang around here for a bit to let my nerves settle."

"Oh, of course you can!" Fluttershy quickly opened the door. "Here. Come on in and sit down. Do you feel comfortable talking about it?"

"Yeah, but it...it's gonna be hard to believe." She slumped down on the couch, Fluttershy taking the seat beside her. "Well, the whole thing started shortly after I woke up..." She then began a tale of unexpectedly amorous mares, surprise groping, and the gradual loss of a few articles of clothing. "...I managed to bite the rope off and get the harness off before deciding this was the safest place to come and try to think." She finished her story. "I honestly don't know what the buck is going on."

"Oh...oh my..." Fluttershy panted. through the story, her breathing became shallow and her face flushed. Looking at her, Barb realized the sundress Fluttershy was surprisingly revealing; low-cut to reveal an impressive pair of soft-looking 40DD globes and the barely-there skirt showed off her long, smooth legs. For brief moment, she was jealous of the mare's ability to pull the outfit off better than she could. Sundresses had never looked good on her scales. "Did...did any of them...touch you...?"

"Well, aside from grabbing my breasts, no." She blushed a bit. "Although AJ came close with her hand in my shorts."

"Oh, that's a relief!" Fluttershy sighed, looking like she'd just avoided an angry yak. Barb started to ask why...when the normally demure pegasus suddenly pounced her, pinning onto the couch. "I was worried one of them had gotten a taste before me!" She purred, her voice heavy with lust. "Come to Mama!"

'OH COME THE BUCK ON!' Barb mentally screamed as Fluttershy ravaged her mouth, feeling the mare's tongue invade between her teeth. 'She-she's Prench-kissing me!? I..I've never...I...that kinda feels good... She slowly began melting into the kiss, her arms sliding around her. 'Really good..' Unable to resist, she reached down and grabbed hold onto Fluttershy's ass, squeezing it through the thin cotton panties she had on.

"Ooh, Mama like!" Fluttershy cooed, roughly grinding against Bard as she devoured her mouth again, their tongues engaged in a free-for-all.

'Celestia, why didn't anyone tell me this was so much fun! Oh yeah...more...Barb want...more!' With growl of desire, she slid her hands into her lover's panties, kneading the bare flesh. "Barb want!"

Gasping as her rear was marehandled, Fluttershy's eyes almost glazed over as her other arousal came to the forefront as she grabbed Barb's shirt. "Mama want, too!" The air was filled with the sound of tearing fabric as, in a surprising display of strength, she ripped the shirt right off, exposing the dragoness' bare breasts to the light. Licking her lips, she descended on one of the plump nipples, suckling greedily as she squeezed and rubbed the other, rolling the nub between her fingers.

"AHH!" Barb cried out, arching her back, her nails digging into the mare's rear slightly. Not enough to draw blood, but they would leave a mark. That seemed to just spur her on as she sucked even harder, as if she was hellbent on leaving a hickey...

"Hey, Sis!" Fluttershy's brother, Zephyr Breeze, called out, waltzing into her home like he lived there. "I need to barrow some cash; I know you're good for--" He froze when he saw the two of them on the couch, and they both looked his way. "Whoa-ho-ho! Damn, sis, I didn't know you were into the taco!" He laughed, leering at them a bit.

Unfortunately, that proved to be the WRONG thing to say, because the moment those words left his lips, Fluttershy set upon him like a bugbear with a migraine. "YOU CLAMJAMMING IDIOT! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOUR DUMB FLANK; KNOCK!"

"Ow! But I-OW! You never complained-Not the mane, not the mane! OWIE! The face! NOT THE FACE!"

Once again, while the two siblings settled things (more like Zephyr pleaded with Fluttershy to stop whacking him), Barb felt her train of thought slowly realign itself. 'What...I-I need some air...this is gone too far...!' She quickly slipped out the door, Zephyr's shriek covering the sound.

Once outdoors, she slumped onto a nearby rock, her tail wrapped around her chest for a bit of modesty since her shirt was no more. "Fluttershy too now...no...this...this had gotten ridiculous even by Ponyville standards! And YOU aren't helping!" She shot a glare at her crotch. "Why are they turning me on so much...!? I know like stallions, so...why??"

"I'm telling Mom!" She heard Fluttershy's sibling cry as he stumbled back out, his left eye now sporting a glorious shiner. He snorted and adjusted his rumpled coat and mane. Spying Barb, though, he quickly put on what he claimed was his 'ladykiller smile', but Starlight said it made him look like he needed a laxative. "So, having trouble finding a decent stallion, huh Barby?" If he'd been paying attention, the look she gave him would have made him shut up then. "Well, Rainbow might be wanting my hot bod, but I think I could squeeze you in."

Barb just looked at him, shifting her gaze between his grin and hair...and with a snort, sent a wisp of emerald fire onto his mane. "Not possible to be THAT desperate."

"YEEEK! My mane! Hot! Hothothot! Water!" He screamed, running around trying to put the smoking pompadour.

"And for the record, Zephyr; there are a select few who get to call me 'Barby'." She added, watching him shove his noggin into his sister's rain barrel. "You aren't one of them."

"You mean, 'not yet', right?" He asked once he extinguished his head, but she was already walking off.


Author's Note

One more chapter to go. and it'll be a doozy, hehe.

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