Transformers: Equestria.by TheMultiBrony21ChaptersArrival.Aboard the Nemesis.Decepticon Desperadoes.Arrival.Millions of years ago on the planet Cybertron, life existed. Not the kind of life we know today, intelligent robots who could think and feel inhabited the cities. They were known as Autobots, and Decepticons. For generations they had been at peace, until one day when war broke out. Caused by the Decepticons who were driven by a single goal: Total Domination. Eventually, the planets supply of life-giving Energon decreased. The peace loving Autobots battled valiantly to survive. Outskirts of Kaon, Decepticon capitol of Cybertron. "There's not enough energy in these conductors to last a cortex." Wheeljack said as he grabbed the conductor rods from Bumblebee. Autobots Wheeljack and Bumblebee had been sent out to retrieve energy conductors from Kaons factory district. "These'll just have to do. Lets hurry back before Prime misses us." Bumblebee said. Wheeljack transforms into his alt mode and Bumblebee hops inside with the conductors. The drive to Iacon starts out fine until Wheeljack notices a group of Decepticons up ahead. "Uh oh. A Decepticon welcoming committee." Wheeljack said as he noticed them. "Autobots?! Stop them!" One of the Decepticons yelled. The Decepticons opened fire on Wheeljack, with one using a flamethrower. Bumblebee got out and started shooting back. "Prime told me there'd be days like this!" Bumblebee said. "And you didn't believe him?" Wheeljack sarcastically asked. "I do now!" Bumblebee added. Wheeljack used his alt modes fireproof windshields and front bumper fans to clear the fire out of their way. Bumblebee transformed into his alt mode and followed Wheeljack, only to get shot from behind by the Decepticons. "Argh!" Bumblebee screamed. "Bumblebee get in, quick!" Wheeljack said as he lowered a ramp to let Bumblebee get to cover. "You alright?" Wheeljack asked. "Yeah, ow. I think it's my rear axel." Bumblebee replied. Wheeljack took a detour underground, causing their prosuers to loose track of them. "They've gone underground, we'll never catch 'em now!" Skywarp said. "We better report back to Megatron." Thundercracker addded. Iacon. Wheeljack drove into Iacon, passing some street lamps. Once Wheeljack was inside Iacon, one of the street lamps transformed revealing itself to be the Decepticon Communications Officer, Soundwave. "Laserbeak: Eject. Begin Operation: Reconnaissance." Soundwave said as he ejected Laserbeak from his chest. "Autobot Alert!" Soundwave said as he spotted an approaching vehicle. Soundwave quickly transformed back into a street lamp, avoiding being spotted. Once the Autobot entered Iacon, Soundwave returned to robot mode. "Disclosure: Averted." Soundwave said. Laserbeak began listening in on the conversation. "Any luck, Jazz?" Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, asked. "Negative. The North Side of Cybertron is darker than the inside of a drive shaft" Jazz reported. "Unless a new supply of energy is found, nobody is going to win this war." Optimus said. "When do we start the mission?" Prowl asked. "As soon as you're ready to launch." Optimus answered. Kaon, Decepticon Headquarters. "If there is a new source of energy to be found, the Decepticons will find it first!" Megatron, the Leader of the Decepticons, declared. The door opened as Soundwave walked into the room. "Autobots are set to launch, Megatron." Soundwave reported. "As are we... Shockwave?" Megatron said. "What is your command, Megatron?" Shockwave asked "You are to stay behind. I'll entrust Cybertron to you." Megatron stated. "Never fear, Megatron. Cybertron shall remain as you leave it!" Shockwave said with a salute. "Excellent! Now, it is only a matter of time until Optimus admits defeat." Megatron boasted. "The Autobots would have lost eons ago had I been calling the shots." Starscream stated. "Starscream, only a select few ever lead." Megatron replied. "My time will come, Megatron." Starscream said, arrogantly. "Never. Never! Prepare to blast off!" Megatron exclaimed. A few seconds later and both the Autobots ship, The Ark, and the Decepticons ship, The Nemesis, launch into space. Space. The two ships maintained a distance from each other, every now and then catching slight glimpses of each other. The Nemesis, on orders from Megatron, picked up speed to intercept the Autobots. "Decepticons, prepare to board!" Megatron said as the two ships came side by side. "Deploy the boarding chute!" Megatron ordered. The Autobots prepared to defend themselves from the oncoming attack. "Autobots, prepare for battle!" Optimus declared as the Decepticons started cutting a hole into the blast doors of the Arks Bridge. The blast doors fell down, as Megatron and his soldiers charged into the bridge. "Attack! Attack!" Megatron yelled as the two sides fought in hand to hand combat for the bridge. As they fought, the ships began to approach a bizarre wormhole of some sort. "Great Primus! What is that?" Prowl asked. "What ever it is, it's pullin' us and the Decepti-Creeps in!" Ironhide exclaimed as he fought Soundwave. The two ships were sucked through the wormhole, and sent crashing down on some unknown world. The Ark crashed into the side of a mountain, whereas the Nemesis landed in a large body of water. Four Million Years Later... "No... Not it...." Starlight said as she went through a stack of books. "Hmm... What's this?" She asked as she picked up a book without a title "Ooo! This spell looks interesting..." She said as she read about a spell that could send energy to anywhere. Without thinking, Starlight used the spell... A blast of energy left Starlight, amazingly causing zero damage. The beam seemed to be attracted to something... The Ark A blast of bizarre energy struck the Ark reactivating and reprogramming the ships computer, Teletran One. Teletran One's screen flashed as it studied the world it was on. A second shockwave hit the Ark, sending the stasis body of Skywarp towards Teletran One. A beam of light shot out of Teletran One. "Beginning reconstruction cycle...." Teletran said as the beam enveloped Skywarp. The light disappeared, Skywarp opened his eyes. "Uh... Must revive... Megatron... Wait.. Why is everything bigger?" Skywarp asked, unaware of what happened to him. He flew up to Teletran One. "Hey, computer... Why is everything bigger all of a sudden?" Skywarp asked. "Nothing is bigger, you are smaller. I have been reprogrammed to give all transformers organic alt modes... I will reactivate and rebuild all transformers aboard the Ark... Starting with the Decepticons." Teletran One answered as more lights shined on the Decepticons. A few minutes later... "I do not know why we have been forced into these organic bodies... But the plan doesn't change! We must find the nearest source of energy." Megatron ordered. He was about to leave when he heard the tell-tale sign of Starscream doing something stupid. "Starscream!" Megatron yelled as he saw Starscream playing with a cloud. "What? I was going to give the Autobots a going away present!" Starscream said. "Don't bother... In these new forms, our fight will have to be put on hold until we can figure out if we can transform." Megatron replied. "Easy for YOU to say! You have both a horn and wings!" Starscream snapped, referring to Megatron's alicorn body. "The reason I have both is because I am the leader... Now let's get out of here before the Autobots all come to." Megatron said as he led the Decepticons further away from the Ark. The Autobots. Optimus Prime had all the Autobots line up. "Autobots, it appears as though Teletran One has seen fit to turn us into organics... It seems that he also did the same with the Decepticons..." Optimus explained to the Autobots. "Orders, sir?" Prowl asked. Optimus put a hoof to his chin and pondered on what plan of action he should take. "Sensors have picked up a small village near by, which is likely where Megatron is headed. Hound and Cliffjumper, I want you two to scout the area... But remain in disguise. Examine your surroundings, don't give away anything that would make the locals suspicious." Optimus ordered. "Don't worry, Prime. There's two things I'm good at. Sniffing out Decepticons, and blending in." Hound said. "Meh, as long as there aren't any Decepti-creeps, I don't care." Cliffjumper added. "Okay, Autobots... Roll, um, Trot out!" Optimus said. Author's Note Finally got the first chapter done! This is mostly based on the Generation 1 Transformers, but will feature characters from other Transformers universes as well... Hope you like it! Aboard the Nemesis.The Nemesis had crashed down... Somewhere in the middle of nowhere. It's systems were still operational, and the bridge computer was giving strange readings of the surrounding areas. A unicorn opened his eyes as he awoke inside the giant ship. His red mane spiked back. He wore a red and black suit and had grey fur. His ruby red eyes looked up at the control panel before looking at a reflective piece of metal that showed what he looked like. "AHHHHH! What in Primus happened to me?! I'm a... I don't know what I am, but I don't like it! I just fixed my paint job, and now this happens! Wonderful, just wonderful!" The stallion shouted. His name is Knock-Out, who prior to this was a Decepticon Scientist/Medic... Now he was a unicorn. CRASH! "What the?! Who's there?!" Knock-Out asked after hearing the noise. "Ugh... Knock-Out? That you? What... What happened?" The tall, buff, eyepatched pegasus asked. "Yes... Lugnut, tell me... Do you notice anything different about me?" Knock-Out asked. Lugnut looked him over with his one red eye... "Hmm... Don't tell me... You're shorter!" Lugnut answered with a goofy grin. "Ugh! I've always been shorter than you! But now we are both in new bodies!" Knock-Out exclaimed. "Oh. I thought the bridge looked bigger than usual." Lugnut stated as he looked around the bridge. "Lugnut, we need to make sure the other Decepticons onboard are operational. I'll use the bridge to call them up... You make sure that they are all functional." Knock-Out ordered. "Yes Knock-Out. FOR THE GLORY OF MEGATRON!!!" Lugnut yelled as he exited the bridge. "Ugh. Better get to work...." Knock-Out said as he trotted towards the control panel. "I forgot... I'm not in my original body..." Knock-Out went to facehoof, only to discover his horn. "What's this? A horn? Hmm... I wonder..." Knock-Out said as he focused on getting to the control panel to summon all available Decepticons to the bridge. His horn glowed and, within the blink of an eye, was teleported to the control panel. "Now, to summon the troops." Knock-Out stated as he reached a hoof to press the speaker button. Meanwhile... Lugnut ran through the halls of The Nemesis, all while shouting at the Decepticons. "All Decepticons! Activate now!" Lugnut yelled as he ran past different doors. Eventually, all the Decepticons became active... And were shocked by their new physical forms. "All Decepticons onboard The Nemesis," Knock-Out said over the intercom "report to the bridge immediately for a debriefing." The Decepticons began their way to the bridge. "What do you think this is about?" A Decepticon Soldier asked his friend. "Probably about our new bodies..." The other soldier replied. On the Bridge. All the Decepticons onboard The Nemesis had gathered on the bridge as asked. Knock-Out was standing on the bridge computer about to give a speech. "As you are all likely aware... We have crash landed on some alien world... It also appears our physical forms have been altered to match the local wildlife of this planet. We have had no contact with the outside world as of yet, so I volunteer myself, Lugnut, Blitzwing, and five Decepticons to explore. The others will stay here until further notice." Knock-Out explained. Knock-Out, and the chosen Decepticons, prepared for their exploration of this new world... Only one problem: They couldn't get the door to work. "Slag it all! Let me try something!" Lugnut exclaimed as he flew close to the door. He delivered a punch with his front right hoof so hard, the large steel door went flying. "Well.. That works... Alright Decepticons, move out!" Knock-Out ordered ad they left their ship. They walked for a while before realizing one simple thing... "Hey, uh, Knock-Out?" A Decepticon Soldier started. "What is it?" Knock-Out asked "Well sir, I just remembered that none of us thought to bring along the communicators." The Decepticon replied. ".... Scrap!!!" Knock-Out shouted as his horn lit up, and he teleported back to the Nemesis to retrieve their equipment. He teleported back to the group with the equipment. "Okay, now we're all set. According to the holomap, there is a settlement nearby... Who has a settlement in the middle of a desert?" Knock-Out asked. "Ummmm.... Desertcons?" Lugnut answered. "That was a rhetorical question, Lugnut... In other words, someone has a settlement in the middle of nowhere." Knock-Out replied. They got closer to the settlement,they noticed a sign that had the towns name on it. "What is this place?" A Decepticon asked. "According to this sign... This place is called Appleloosa." Knock-Out answered. "Howdy y'all! I'm Braeburn! Welcome to APPLELOOSA!" Braeburn exclaimed as he introduced himself to the Decepticons. "Uh... Is his cerebral processor damaged?" A Decepticon Soldier quietly asked another. "Nice to meet you, Braeburn? I'm Knock-Out, and these are my associate's. This big guy here is my, "partner" Lugnut." Knock-Out said as he introduced himself to Braeburn. "Partner? Ohh! Never mind my askin'. I know it's none o' my business. Anyways, why don't I show y'all around? It'll be great for you to meet the locals!" Braeburn offered. "Oh that would be fantastic! A great way for my "friends" and I to get "acquainted" with the locals of this place." Knock-Out answered. "Well than, let's get goin'! Yeehaw!!" Braeburn shouted as he led them through Appleloosa. Knock-Out and the others had a feeling that they were in for a very long tour.... Author's Note Welp, here's a little something to hold you guys over. To clear a few things up: Knock-Out is a G1 incarnation of Prime Knock-Out. Lugnut is a G1 incarnation of Animated Lugnut. When Knock-Out refers to Lugnut as his partner, he is actually referring to the fact that Lugnut is technically second-in command to him... He's just attempting to avoid answering any "Military" related questions. Similarly, he does the same when he refers to the Decepticon squad as his friends instead of his soldiers. When Knock-Out mentions getting acquainted with the locals, he means to learn about their society. More chapters will have to wait until I get a computer, it's hard to type using a cellphone. Till than. You got the touch! Decepticon Desperadoes.Author's Note Sorry for the long wait, but here is chapter 3. It took awhile because I was having problems figuring out how it should go. Hope you guys and gals like it and tune in next time for another exciting episode of The Transformers! Decepticon Desperadoes. Appleloosa. Two Hours Later. Braeburn and the "visitors" have visited almost every area of Appleloosa, finally reaching their last stop, the cantina. "Well, Fellas, here we are! Appleloosa's famous Cantina!" Braeburn proclaims loudly. "Can-tee-na? What is that?" Knock-Out asks. Braeburn stops dead on his hooves. "Y'all ain't never heard of a cantina? It's a place for drinks, music, and fun!" Braeburn declares. "Did you say Drinks?" "Did you say fun?" Two Decepticons ask. "Yup!" Braeburn answers. "This should be interesting..." Knock-out says, rubbing his face with his hoof. In a secluded Area at the back of The Cantina. "This is getting annoying. We need to find Lord Megatron! I say, we blast the meatbags and save ourselves the trouble of listening to that obnoxious organic babble on about this town!" Blitzwing exclaims. "Calm your motors, Blitzwing. That organic could prove useful." Knock-out explains. "I dunno boss, he seems kinda, malfunctioning." A Decepticon says. "Don't worry about the organic. Leave him to me." Knock-Out says deviously. "Uh, Knock-Out? What do you mean?" Lugnut asks. "I mean, I will seduce him. While my body is that of a male, it possesses certain physical features of the female of this species. All I have to do is find a suitable disguise." Knock-Out explains as he heads back into the main Cantina. "What in the name of Primus did he just say?!" Blitzwing asks. "I dunno. Something about seducing a organic. It IS Knock Out who said it." A Decepticon answers. "Good point. He is such a weirdo." Blitzwing says, rolling his eyes. Elsewhere in the Cantina. "What are ya talking about, Sheriff? They seem like might kindred folk." Braeburn says in conversation with the towns Sheriff, Silverstar. "I mean, them folk look mighty dangerous. Did ya see the big one with the eye patch?" Sheriff Silverstar asks. "Yeah. But them's good folk. I know it." Braeburn responds. "Alright. But if one o' them steps outta line, it's your tail." Sheriff Silverstar explains. "You have my word Sheriff!" Braeburn exclaims with a salute. At a costume shop. Knock Out looks around for a suitable costume in Appleoosa's costume shop. "No... No... No..." Knock Out says as he examines the wigs. "Anything I can help ya with, sir?" The store clerk asks. "Yes. I'm looking for a suitable saloon girl costume for... A friend of mine. She wants a wig to go with it." Knock Out says as he continues eyeing the wigs. "Well, I'm afraid I don't have any Saloon mare dresses. But I might have a wig for yer friend. What's her favorite color?" The clerk asks. "She loves red and black. And also loves curls." Knock Out explains. "Oh! I have the perfect wig!" The store clerk exclaims as he runs to the back of the store and back, holding a wig that matches Knock Out's description perfectly. "Ooo!!! It's perfect!" Knock Out exclaims. "Alrighty. Say, since you're new in town, I'll let you have it for free." The store clerk says cheerfully. "Oh no! I may be a Decepticon, but even I cannot just simply take something so perfect for free! Here you go, my good man!" Knock Out exclaims as he hands to clerk 5,000 bits in exchange for the wig. "S-sir! Thank you so much! But my wigs only cost 20 bits each!" The store clerk exclaims in amazement. "You are welcome! Consider the extra 4,980 bits a bonus for being such a kind and noble pony." Knock Out says with a bow as he leaves the store The store clerk doesn't respond, too amazed at the kindness and overly generous offer of the unicorn known as Knock Out. Knock Out goes behind a couple of bushes and puts on the wig and some makeup. "Perfect! Now all I need is to work this disguise and get myself a Saloon Girl dress." Knock Out says as he leaves the bushes and heads back into public, looking just like a mare. "Oh my! You're so beautiful, ma'am! You simply must join mah dancers!" A mare exclaims as she spots Knock Out. "Oh? But I'm looking to be a part of the Saloon. My name is Noxie." Knock Out says in a very feminine voice. "What a coincidence! Mah dancers actually are the Saloon dancers!" The mare exclaims. "Oh? What about a dress? I don't have one." Knock Out says, drooping his ears. "Oh don't worry, we'll get you set up!" The mare exclaims as she grabs Knock Out and takes him into the wardrobe. Everything is going as planned. Knock Out thinks as he prepares to become a Saloon Girl. Saloon Girl Wardrobe. Knock-Out, having taken on the guise of a saloon mare known as "Noxie", looks for a suitable dress to wear. "How 'bout this? It matches your coat perfectly!" The wardrobe manager says. "Hmm.... No thanks. It's too blue. Maybe something like that, only grey black and red?" Noxie asks. "Well, Miss Noxie, there is this one." The mare says, holding up a red, black, and grey saloon girl dress with matching stockings. "It's perfect! I'll take it!" Noxie exclaims happily, eyeing the dress like candy at a candy store. "Alright then. Here ya go! I do so hope you win the stallion you're lookin' for over." The Mare says happily. "Me too! Me too... hehehe..." Noxie says, his true voice coming out, but too low for anyone to notice. Back in the Back. "What do you think Knock-out is up to?" A Decepticon asks. "Hopefully, torturing that annoying meatbag until he stops annoying us! Wishful thinking on my part." Blitzwing answers. "Riiight... Say, whose that over there?" Another Decepticon asks, pointing at a "mare" wearing a red, black, and grey dress. "I don't know. But this form is strangely attracted to her." Blitzwing says, attempting to cover his face to hide his blush. "Ladies and Gentlecolts! Allow me to introduce, Noxie!!!" A announcer exclaims on the saloon stage. Noxie sings a beautiful Western song all while looking at Braeburn, giving him the occasional wink. "She's might perty!" Silverstar exclaims. "Ye-yeah..." Braeburn says with a blush. Gosh. I think she's in love with me. Well, she is very beautiful. Braeburn thinks as Noxie sings and dances. After the show. Noxie makes her way over to Braeburn after the show. "Ho-howdy miss Noxie. That was a mighty fine performance ya did." Braeburn says with a blush appearing on his face. "Teehee! Thanks, handsome. Say, you wouldn't mind escorting me to those stallions over there, would ya?" Noxie asks, batting her eyelashes at Braeburn and pointing at the table with the Decepticons. "N-no ma'am! Not at all!" Braeburn exclaims, blushing furiously. Braeburn leads Noxie to the table she asked for, the occupants talking amongst themselves. "Umm... Isn't that Knock Out with that annoying pony?" Lugnut asks. "Wait.... That's Knock Out?! And this form was just.... Ewww!!!" Blitzwing exclaims. Braeburn and Noxie sit at the table, Noxie wrapping her hoof around Braeburn's shoulder. "Howdy again, fellas! Miss Noxie wanted to meet y'all!'" Braeburn exclaims, blushing. "Excuse me, Braeburn. But I am a acquaintance of these gentleponies. I'd kind of like to catch up with them for awhile. Maybe we can talk in private later?" She asks selectively. "O-of course! W-we can meet up at mah motel room!" Braeburn exclaims as he darts off. As soon as Braeburn leaves, Noxie drops the guise. "My plan is proceeding perfectly!" Knock Out exclaims. "What plan? What are you up to, Knock Out? Please tell me you plan to obliterate that babbling meatbag!" Blitzwing exclaims. "Cool your jets. I need information, so I plan on getting that information through unconventional means. Remember the time I pretended to be a fembot to gain access to a nightclub with the purpose of spying on Autobots? This is somewhat like that." Knock Out explains. "Alright. Just don't screw this up like you screwed up during the Battle of Iacon!" Blitzwing exclaims. Knock Out just grunts and leaves, resuming the identity of Noxie.
Arrival.Millions of years ago on the planet Cybertron, life existed. Not the kind of life we know today, intelligent robots who could think and feel inhabited the cities. They were known as Autobots, and Decepticons. For generations they had been at peace, until one day when war broke out. Caused by the Decepticons who were driven by a single goal: Total Domination. Eventually, the planets supply of life-giving Energon decreased. The peace loving Autobots battled valiantly to survive. Outskirts of Kaon, Decepticon capitol of Cybertron. "There's not enough energy in these conductors to last a cortex." Wheeljack said as he grabbed the conductor rods from Bumblebee. Autobots Wheeljack and Bumblebee had been sent out to retrieve energy conductors from Kaons factory district. "These'll just have to do. Lets hurry back before Prime misses us." Bumblebee said. Wheeljack transforms into his alt mode and Bumblebee hops inside with the conductors. The drive to Iacon starts out fine until Wheeljack notices a group of Decepticons up ahead. "Uh oh. A Decepticon welcoming committee." Wheeljack said as he noticed them. "Autobots?! Stop them!" One of the Decepticons yelled. The Decepticons opened fire on Wheeljack, with one using a flamethrower. Bumblebee got out and started shooting back. "Prime told me there'd be days like this!" Bumblebee said. "And you didn't believe him?" Wheeljack sarcastically asked. "I do now!" Bumblebee added. Wheeljack used his alt modes fireproof windshields and front bumper fans to clear the fire out of their way. Bumblebee transformed into his alt mode and followed Wheeljack, only to get shot from behind by the Decepticons. "Argh!" Bumblebee screamed. "Bumblebee get in, quick!" Wheeljack said as he lowered a ramp to let Bumblebee get to cover. "You alright?" Wheeljack asked. "Yeah, ow. I think it's my rear axel." Bumblebee replied. Wheeljack took a detour underground, causing their prosuers to loose track of them. "They've gone underground, we'll never catch 'em now!" Skywarp said. "We better report back to Megatron." Thundercracker addded. Iacon. Wheeljack drove into Iacon, passing some street lamps. Once Wheeljack was inside Iacon, one of the street lamps transformed revealing itself to be the Decepticon Communications Officer, Soundwave. "Laserbeak: Eject. Begin Operation: Reconnaissance." Soundwave said as he ejected Laserbeak from his chest. "Autobot Alert!" Soundwave said as he spotted an approaching vehicle. Soundwave quickly transformed back into a street lamp, avoiding being spotted. Once the Autobot entered Iacon, Soundwave returned to robot mode. "Disclosure: Averted." Soundwave said. Laserbeak began listening in on the conversation. "Any luck, Jazz?" Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, asked. "Negative. The North Side of Cybertron is darker than the inside of a drive shaft" Jazz reported. "Unless a new supply of energy is found, nobody is going to win this war." Optimus said. "When do we start the mission?" Prowl asked. "As soon as you're ready to launch." Optimus answered. Kaon, Decepticon Headquarters. "If there is a new source of energy to be found, the Decepticons will find it first!" Megatron, the Leader of the Decepticons, declared. The door opened as Soundwave walked into the room. "Autobots are set to launch, Megatron." Soundwave reported. "As are we... Shockwave?" Megatron said. "What is your command, Megatron?" Shockwave asked "You are to stay behind. I'll entrust Cybertron to you." Megatron stated. "Never fear, Megatron. Cybertron shall remain as you leave it!" Shockwave said with a salute. "Excellent! Now, it is only a matter of time until Optimus admits defeat." Megatron boasted. "The Autobots would have lost eons ago had I been calling the shots." Starscream stated. "Starscream, only a select few ever lead." Megatron replied. "My time will come, Megatron." Starscream said, arrogantly. "Never. Never! Prepare to blast off!" Megatron exclaimed. A few seconds later and both the Autobots ship, The Ark, and the Decepticons ship, The Nemesis, launch into space. Space. The two ships maintained a distance from each other, every now and then catching slight glimpses of each other. The Nemesis, on orders from Megatron, picked up speed to intercept the Autobots. "Decepticons, prepare to board!" Megatron said as the two ships came side by side. "Deploy the boarding chute!" Megatron ordered. The Autobots prepared to defend themselves from the oncoming attack. "Autobots, prepare for battle!" Optimus declared as the Decepticons started cutting a hole into the blast doors of the Arks Bridge. The blast doors fell down, as Megatron and his soldiers charged into the bridge. "Attack! Attack!" Megatron yelled as the two sides fought in hand to hand combat for the bridge. As they fought, the ships began to approach a bizarre wormhole of some sort. "Great Primus! What is that?" Prowl asked. "What ever it is, it's pullin' us and the Decepti-Creeps in!" Ironhide exclaimed as he fought Soundwave. The two ships were sucked through the wormhole, and sent crashing down on some unknown world. The Ark crashed into the side of a mountain, whereas the Nemesis landed in a large body of water. Four Million Years Later... "No... Not it...." Starlight said as she went through a stack of books. "Hmm... What's this?" She asked as she picked up a book without a title "Ooo! This spell looks interesting..." She said as she read about a spell that could send energy to anywhere. Without thinking, Starlight used the spell... A blast of energy left Starlight, amazingly causing zero damage. The beam seemed to be attracted to something... The Ark A blast of bizarre energy struck the Ark reactivating and reprogramming the ships computer, Teletran One. Teletran One's screen flashed as it studied the world it was on. A second shockwave hit the Ark, sending the stasis body of Skywarp towards Teletran One. A beam of light shot out of Teletran One. "Beginning reconstruction cycle...." Teletran said as the beam enveloped Skywarp. The light disappeared, Skywarp opened his eyes. "Uh... Must revive... Megatron... Wait.. Why is everything bigger?" Skywarp asked, unaware of what happened to him. He flew up to Teletran One. "Hey, computer... Why is everything bigger all of a sudden?" Skywarp asked. "Nothing is bigger, you are smaller. I have been reprogrammed to give all transformers organic alt modes... I will reactivate and rebuild all transformers aboard the Ark... Starting with the Decepticons." Teletran One answered as more lights shined on the Decepticons. A few minutes later... "I do not know why we have been forced into these organic bodies... But the plan doesn't change! We must find the nearest source of energy." Megatron ordered. He was about to leave when he heard the tell-tale sign of Starscream doing something stupid. "Starscream!" Megatron yelled as he saw Starscream playing with a cloud. "What? I was going to give the Autobots a going away present!" Starscream said. "Don't bother... In these new forms, our fight will have to be put on hold until we can figure out if we can transform." Megatron replied. "Easy for YOU to say! You have both a horn and wings!" Starscream snapped, referring to Megatron's alicorn body. "The reason I have both is because I am the leader... Now let's get out of here before the Autobots all come to." Megatron said as he led the Decepticons further away from the Ark. The Autobots. Optimus Prime had all the Autobots line up. "Autobots, it appears as though Teletran One has seen fit to turn us into organics... It seems that he also did the same with the Decepticons..." Optimus explained to the Autobots. "Orders, sir?" Prowl asked. Optimus put a hoof to his chin and pondered on what plan of action he should take. "Sensors have picked up a small village near by, which is likely where Megatron is headed. Hound and Cliffjumper, I want you two to scout the area... But remain in disguise. Examine your surroundings, don't give away anything that would make the locals suspicious." Optimus ordered. "Don't worry, Prime. There's two things I'm good at. Sniffing out Decepticons, and blending in." Hound said. "Meh, as long as there aren't any Decepti-creeps, I don't care." Cliffjumper added. "Okay, Autobots... Roll, um, Trot out!" Optimus said. Author's Note Finally got the first chapter done! This is mostly based on the Generation 1 Transformers, but will feature characters from other Transformers universes as well... Hope you like it!
Aboard the Nemesis.The Nemesis had crashed down... Somewhere in the middle of nowhere. It's systems were still operational, and the bridge computer was giving strange readings of the surrounding areas. A unicorn opened his eyes as he awoke inside the giant ship. His red mane spiked back. He wore a red and black suit and had grey fur. His ruby red eyes looked up at the control panel before looking at a reflective piece of metal that showed what he looked like. "AHHHHH! What in Primus happened to me?! I'm a... I don't know what I am, but I don't like it! I just fixed my paint job, and now this happens! Wonderful, just wonderful!" The stallion shouted. His name is Knock-Out, who prior to this was a Decepticon Scientist/Medic... Now he was a unicorn. CRASH! "What the?! Who's there?!" Knock-Out asked after hearing the noise. "Ugh... Knock-Out? That you? What... What happened?" The tall, buff, eyepatched pegasus asked. "Yes... Lugnut, tell me... Do you notice anything different about me?" Knock-Out asked. Lugnut looked him over with his one red eye... "Hmm... Don't tell me... You're shorter!" Lugnut answered with a goofy grin. "Ugh! I've always been shorter than you! But now we are both in new bodies!" Knock-Out exclaimed. "Oh. I thought the bridge looked bigger than usual." Lugnut stated as he looked around the bridge. "Lugnut, we need to make sure the other Decepticons onboard are operational. I'll use the bridge to call them up... You make sure that they are all functional." Knock-Out ordered. "Yes Knock-Out. FOR THE GLORY OF MEGATRON!!!" Lugnut yelled as he exited the bridge. "Ugh. Better get to work...." Knock-Out said as he trotted towards the control panel. "I forgot... I'm not in my original body..." Knock-Out went to facehoof, only to discover his horn. "What's this? A horn? Hmm... I wonder..." Knock-Out said as he focused on getting to the control panel to summon all available Decepticons to the bridge. His horn glowed and, within the blink of an eye, was teleported to the control panel. "Now, to summon the troops." Knock-Out stated as he reached a hoof to press the speaker button. Meanwhile... Lugnut ran through the halls of The Nemesis, all while shouting at the Decepticons. "All Decepticons! Activate now!" Lugnut yelled as he ran past different doors. Eventually, all the Decepticons became active... And were shocked by their new physical forms. "All Decepticons onboard The Nemesis," Knock-Out said over the intercom "report to the bridge immediately for a debriefing." The Decepticons began their way to the bridge. "What do you think this is about?" A Decepticon Soldier asked his friend. "Probably about our new bodies..." The other soldier replied. On the Bridge. All the Decepticons onboard The Nemesis had gathered on the bridge as asked. Knock-Out was standing on the bridge computer about to give a speech. "As you are all likely aware... We have crash landed on some alien world... It also appears our physical forms have been altered to match the local wildlife of this planet. We have had no contact with the outside world as of yet, so I volunteer myself, Lugnut, Blitzwing, and five Decepticons to explore. The others will stay here until further notice." Knock-Out explained. Knock-Out, and the chosen Decepticons, prepared for their exploration of this new world... Only one problem: They couldn't get the door to work. "Slag it all! Let me try something!" Lugnut exclaimed as he flew close to the door. He delivered a punch with his front right hoof so hard, the large steel door went flying. "Well.. That works... Alright Decepticons, move out!" Knock-Out ordered ad they left their ship. They walked for a while before realizing one simple thing... "Hey, uh, Knock-Out?" A Decepticon Soldier started. "What is it?" Knock-Out asked "Well sir, I just remembered that none of us thought to bring along the communicators." The Decepticon replied. ".... Scrap!!!" Knock-Out shouted as his horn lit up, and he teleported back to the Nemesis to retrieve their equipment. He teleported back to the group with the equipment. "Okay, now we're all set. According to the holomap, there is a settlement nearby... Who has a settlement in the middle of a desert?" Knock-Out asked. "Ummmm.... Desertcons?" Lugnut answered. "That was a rhetorical question, Lugnut... In other words, someone has a settlement in the middle of nowhere." Knock-Out replied. They got closer to the settlement,they noticed a sign that had the towns name on it. "What is this place?" A Decepticon asked. "According to this sign... This place is called Appleloosa." Knock-Out answered. "Howdy y'all! I'm Braeburn! Welcome to APPLELOOSA!" Braeburn exclaimed as he introduced himself to the Decepticons. "Uh... Is his cerebral processor damaged?" A Decepticon Soldier quietly asked another. "Nice to meet you, Braeburn? I'm Knock-Out, and these are my associate's. This big guy here is my, "partner" Lugnut." Knock-Out said as he introduced himself to Braeburn. "Partner? Ohh! Never mind my askin'. I know it's none o' my business. Anyways, why don't I show y'all around? It'll be great for you to meet the locals!" Braeburn offered. "Oh that would be fantastic! A great way for my "friends" and I to get "acquainted" with the locals of this place." Knock-Out answered. "Well than, let's get goin'! Yeehaw!!" Braeburn shouted as he led them through Appleloosa. Knock-Out and the others had a feeling that they were in for a very long tour.... Author's Note Welp, here's a little something to hold you guys over. To clear a few things up: Knock-Out is a G1 incarnation of Prime Knock-Out. Lugnut is a G1 incarnation of Animated Lugnut. When Knock-Out refers to Lugnut as his partner, he is actually referring to the fact that Lugnut is technically second-in command to him... He's just attempting to avoid answering any "Military" related questions. Similarly, he does the same when he refers to the Decepticon squad as his friends instead of his soldiers. When Knock-Out mentions getting acquainted with the locals, he means to learn about their society. More chapters will have to wait until I get a computer, it's hard to type using a cellphone. Till than. You got the touch!
Decepticon Desperadoes.Author's Note Sorry for the long wait, but here is chapter 3. It took awhile because I was having problems figuring out how it should go. Hope you guys and gals like it and tune in next time for another exciting episode of The Transformers! Decepticon Desperadoes. Appleloosa. Two Hours Later. Braeburn and the "visitors" have visited almost every area of Appleloosa, finally reaching their last stop, the cantina. "Well, Fellas, here we are! Appleloosa's famous Cantina!" Braeburn proclaims loudly. "Can-tee-na? What is that?" Knock-Out asks. Braeburn stops dead on his hooves. "Y'all ain't never heard of a cantina? It's a place for drinks, music, and fun!" Braeburn declares. "Did you say Drinks?" "Did you say fun?" Two Decepticons ask. "Yup!" Braeburn answers. "This should be interesting..." Knock-out says, rubbing his face with his hoof. In a secluded Area at the back of The Cantina. "This is getting annoying. We need to find Lord Megatron! I say, we blast the meatbags and save ourselves the trouble of listening to that obnoxious organic babble on about this town!" Blitzwing exclaims. "Calm your motors, Blitzwing. That organic could prove useful." Knock-out explains. "I dunno boss, he seems kinda, malfunctioning." A Decepticon says. "Don't worry about the organic. Leave him to me." Knock-Out says deviously. "Uh, Knock-Out? What do you mean?" Lugnut asks. "I mean, I will seduce him. While my body is that of a male, it possesses certain physical features of the female of this species. All I have to do is find a suitable disguise." Knock-Out explains as he heads back into the main Cantina. "What in the name of Primus did he just say?!" Blitzwing asks. "I dunno. Something about seducing a organic. It IS Knock Out who said it." A Decepticon answers. "Good point. He is such a weirdo." Blitzwing says, rolling his eyes. Elsewhere in the Cantina. "What are ya talking about, Sheriff? They seem like might kindred folk." Braeburn says in conversation with the towns Sheriff, Silverstar. "I mean, them folk look mighty dangerous. Did ya see the big one with the eye patch?" Sheriff Silverstar asks. "Yeah. But them's good folk. I know it." Braeburn responds. "Alright. But if one o' them steps outta line, it's your tail." Sheriff Silverstar explains. "You have my word Sheriff!" Braeburn exclaims with a salute. At a costume shop. Knock Out looks around for a suitable costume in Appleoosa's costume shop. "No... No... No..." Knock Out says as he examines the wigs. "Anything I can help ya with, sir?" The store clerk asks. "Yes. I'm looking for a suitable saloon girl costume for... A friend of mine. She wants a wig to go with it." Knock Out says as he continues eyeing the wigs. "Well, I'm afraid I don't have any Saloon mare dresses. But I might have a wig for yer friend. What's her favorite color?" The clerk asks. "She loves red and black. And also loves curls." Knock Out explains. "Oh! I have the perfect wig!" The store clerk exclaims as he runs to the back of the store and back, holding a wig that matches Knock Out's description perfectly. "Ooo!!! It's perfect!" Knock Out exclaims. "Alrighty. Say, since you're new in town, I'll let you have it for free." The store clerk says cheerfully. "Oh no! I may be a Decepticon, but even I cannot just simply take something so perfect for free! Here you go, my good man!" Knock Out exclaims as he hands to clerk 5,000 bits in exchange for the wig. "S-sir! Thank you so much! But my wigs only cost 20 bits each!" The store clerk exclaims in amazement. "You are welcome! Consider the extra 4,980 bits a bonus for being such a kind and noble pony." Knock Out says with a bow as he leaves the store The store clerk doesn't respond, too amazed at the kindness and overly generous offer of the unicorn known as Knock Out. Knock Out goes behind a couple of bushes and puts on the wig and some makeup. "Perfect! Now all I need is to work this disguise and get myself a Saloon Girl dress." Knock Out says as he leaves the bushes and heads back into public, looking just like a mare. "Oh my! You're so beautiful, ma'am! You simply must join mah dancers!" A mare exclaims as she spots Knock Out. "Oh? But I'm looking to be a part of the Saloon. My name is Noxie." Knock Out says in a very feminine voice. "What a coincidence! Mah dancers actually are the Saloon dancers!" The mare exclaims. "Oh? What about a dress? I don't have one." Knock Out says, drooping his ears. "Oh don't worry, we'll get you set up!" The mare exclaims as she grabs Knock Out and takes him into the wardrobe. Everything is going as planned. Knock Out thinks as he prepares to become a Saloon Girl. Saloon Girl Wardrobe. Knock-Out, having taken on the guise of a saloon mare known as "Noxie", looks for a suitable dress to wear. "How 'bout this? It matches your coat perfectly!" The wardrobe manager says. "Hmm.... No thanks. It's too blue. Maybe something like that, only grey black and red?" Noxie asks. "Well, Miss Noxie, there is this one." The mare says, holding up a red, black, and grey saloon girl dress with matching stockings. "It's perfect! I'll take it!" Noxie exclaims happily, eyeing the dress like candy at a candy store. "Alright then. Here ya go! I do so hope you win the stallion you're lookin' for over." The Mare says happily. "Me too! Me too... hehehe..." Noxie says, his true voice coming out, but too low for anyone to notice. Back in the Back. "What do you think Knock-out is up to?" A Decepticon asks. "Hopefully, torturing that annoying meatbag until he stops annoying us! Wishful thinking on my part." Blitzwing answers. "Riiight... Say, whose that over there?" Another Decepticon asks, pointing at a "mare" wearing a red, black, and grey dress. "I don't know. But this form is strangely attracted to her." Blitzwing says, attempting to cover his face to hide his blush. "Ladies and Gentlecolts! Allow me to introduce, Noxie!!!" A announcer exclaims on the saloon stage. Noxie sings a beautiful Western song all while looking at Braeburn, giving him the occasional wink. "She's might perty!" Silverstar exclaims. "Ye-yeah..." Braeburn says with a blush. Gosh. I think she's in love with me. Well, she is very beautiful. Braeburn thinks as Noxie sings and dances. After the show. Noxie makes her way over to Braeburn after the show. "Ho-howdy miss Noxie. That was a mighty fine performance ya did." Braeburn says with a blush appearing on his face. "Teehee! Thanks, handsome. Say, you wouldn't mind escorting me to those stallions over there, would ya?" Noxie asks, batting her eyelashes at Braeburn and pointing at the table with the Decepticons. "N-no ma'am! Not at all!" Braeburn exclaims, blushing furiously. Braeburn leads Noxie to the table she asked for, the occupants talking amongst themselves. "Umm... Isn't that Knock Out with that annoying pony?" Lugnut asks. "Wait.... That's Knock Out?! And this form was just.... Ewww!!!" Blitzwing exclaims. Braeburn and Noxie sit at the table, Noxie wrapping her hoof around Braeburn's shoulder. "Howdy again, fellas! Miss Noxie wanted to meet y'all!'" Braeburn exclaims, blushing. "Excuse me, Braeburn. But I am a acquaintance of these gentleponies. I'd kind of like to catch up with them for awhile. Maybe we can talk in private later?" She asks selectively. "O-of course! W-we can meet up at mah motel room!" Braeburn exclaims as he darts off. As soon as Braeburn leaves, Noxie drops the guise. "My plan is proceeding perfectly!" Knock Out exclaims. "What plan? What are you up to, Knock Out? Please tell me you plan to obliterate that babbling meatbag!" Blitzwing exclaims. "Cool your jets. I need information, so I plan on getting that information through unconventional means. Remember the time I pretended to be a fembot to gain access to a nightclub with the purpose of spying on Autobots? This is somewhat like that." Knock Out explains. "Alright. Just don't screw this up like you screwed up during the Battle of Iacon!" Blitzwing exclaims. Knock Out just grunts and leaves, resuming the identity of Noxie.
