"I... I can't leave this place." Baked Goods were shocked as she refuses to accept this shit.

"NO! I refuse to accept it!" She yelled as she pulled my leg as I kept banging into the barrier.

“Baked.” *BANG* “Baked stop.” *BANG* “BAKED!” Yelled Skills as she was crying tears. “This barrier was made to protect innocent lives. I know that’s bunk but… I guess that the creatures I killed spirits are haunting me.” Skills lay down on the ground “I’m trapped here until I died.” Baked Goods Hugged Skills as she was bawling her eyes out. Brandy punched the wall.

“THIS IS FUCKED UP SHIT!!!” She yelled as Katie removed her hood

“You’re an ally to us. Unless you’re a Tame Monster, you can’t leave and none of us can tame you since you’re have actual intelligence.” She explained as Skills looked down. “But-” They looked at her “There is… the one way.” Skills’ eyes widen with hope.

“Really?” Skills asked

“The Deadly Entrance…” Brandy and Baked Goods were horrified as Skills looked confused

“The Deadly what?” He asked

“An entrance that cannot be reached by any warrior, mage or traveler. Its entrance is connected to this Labyrinth but…” She paused as Skills place his leg on his shoulder

“It’s dangerous, isn’t it?” Katie nodded as she shut her eyes as Skills looked at where they walked. “I’m going there anyway.” All the others were shocked.

“WHAT?!” Yelled Brandy “But no one could ever make it! You’ll die!” Skills stood tall on all 8 legs.

“True but no resistant in this Labyrinth did. I’ll escape and meet you three again. Just… have hope please?” They looked at him and just laughed.

“That was so corny.” Skills rolled his eyes as Baked Goods hugged him.

“Just… be careful.” Skills nodded

“And so, you don’t forget me. I’m getting you a parting gift.” He said as he threw his thread out as he controls it as it went outside until it catches something.

“AAAGGGHHH!!!” They heard a scream as Skills was pulling that selfish snob who was tied up against his will.

“Here’s my present!” Said Skills as he smiled. The slaves that were being treated like… slaves followed him as they witness me. “Yo.” They screamed in horror as Skills capture them “Seriously? They witness an intelligent talking spider and they ran away? I get no respect.” Said Skills as he crawled to them and saw that one was a child “Oh hell no! Torture the bastard for all I care.” They were 4 of them; a stallion, a little pony girl, a Lamia and a male Griffin, all in rags. (Good lord. Is the world from the Dark Ages with mythology?”) I used my leg to unlock their shackles as they were shocked by the spider.

Skill became

“There. Your all free.” They looked at me as Brandy comfort them.

“Don’t worry, we’ll take care of you.” The slaves were scared as the Griffin opened his paw to her.

“SILENCE WENCH!!! Free me or you’ll all be-” Before he could answer, Baked Goods stomped on his face.

“Shut the fuck up!” Everyone was amazed at her.

“Damn…” Said Brandy as she lifted the Stallion snob.

“UGH… Release me at once! Once the Guild Master learns this! She will-”

“Notify that you hired a criminal guild?” Said Katie as she was holding a bandana. “This bandana has the sigil of the Rotten Rats Guild. You hired them as extra muscle to ambush us.” She said with a stern look as the snob was frightened a bit.

“You have no proof!” He yelled as she pulled out a sheet of paper

“This paper has your symbol stamped on it. Try weaseling your way out?” He was so terrified and humiliated as he began to foam in the mouth. “I’ll take that as his defeat.” She said as they prepare to leave as they looted the dead assailants if weapons, food, water and clothing. The former slaves showed the caravan they were forcing to pull, packing the stuff until they were ready to leave as the slaves’ protectors was saying goodbye to Skills.

“Well… I hope that Spider Bread you were planning to bake becomes popular?” He said with a smile as Baked Goods was crying

“If it wasn’t for you; I’d be dead and wouldn’t meet by best friends.” She answered.

“And we wouldn’t have gotten out safely without you.” Said Katie.

“Plus, you make a great warrior.” Said Brandy as she petted him on the head and fed them a steak as they headed out as Skills shed some tears as they were far away from him to see him cry.

“Don’t cry for me, we’ll met again. I promise.” Said Skills as he wiped away the tears and crawled back to the tunnel as he looked the corpses and checked to see if they didn’t take all the good loot, but he found a ruby ring. “Nice.” Said Skills as he placed it in DS “Can’t wait for a human form to wear it.” Skills crawled away as he set the corpses on fire since he hates the thought of those dead bodies becoming zombies and he might have to eat them.

Became

Personal Log, Day 2
I was crawling through the tunnel as I was thinking in my mind about how to find the other entrance/exit. I was wondering why that entrance is label deadly? Was it infested with poison mist, a nest of monsters protecting it or a tribe of cannibals? I pounder about it with sadness that I was force to part with my new friends but I decided to find that out myself. I was crawling around and killing all that gotten into my way with my new magic and poison; frogs, scorpions, those raptors-like lizards, a pterodactyl bats, centipedes, wolves with 6 legs, a deer with metal antlers, basilisks, hornets, giant snakes and a fucking weird penguin with ape arms. I will have to say; if I made my own videogame, I’m using them as monster you kill for EXP. I’ve been wondering around the labyrinth; marking so I don’t lose my way but that screwed me over since I kept finding the same marks I made. Fuck me as I killed another penguin monster as I choked the life out of it with my thread behind its back.

Skills has reached LV2
Skills has reached LV3
Skills has reached LV4
Skills has reached LV5
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Title has been earned
Skill Proficiency has been reached
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Skills made himself a temp base to relax; web nets to capture any creature, a web hammock swing over the ground as a blanket made from silk from his web. “Huh… I never thought I hated being alone.” Skills looked at the ceiling (“Back when I was human; I hated my family. They whine to me about the little things, refuse to learn something new, listen to someone else’s suggestions and an old woman who whines to her daughter that I refuse to buy or do what she wants. How I miss them.”) Skills slowly closed his eyes as he felt a tug as he groaned.

“Great… another fucking monster.” He swung in his hammock as he fell and landed on his tips. “Wonder what I caught: a fucking frog, muscular penguin, or a basilisk? I don’t give a fuck.” He crawled to see faun warrior caught in the web as he tried to escape. I can see he’s not from this labyrinth and do in my helpful nature to help him, but he pulled some small bottle with a weird liquid in it and smashed it on the ground as he set himself on fire. Skills was shocked as the faun set himself on fire, he quickly used his new water magic to put out the flames that the faun warrior escape. “He did it to escape. I should of say something.” Skills sighed as he looked at the damages “That vial must have been some sort of Hellfire oil or something?” Skills looked at where that faun was heading and sighed “Poor son of a bitch.”

Skills was looking around as he looked around and kill anything that tried to eat him “I got to find my way out of this hellhole. If only I have a map of this…” Skills’ eyes began to widen as he smacked himself and smacked himself in the head “Why the fuck didn’t that voice tell me of a map?”

“You never asked?” Skills’ eyes twitched

“FUCK YOU VOICE FROM WHATEVER!!!” Skills growled as a Snake appeared near him as he looked at it “Go fuck off! I’m having a shitty life!” The snake lunged at him as he dodges the lunge as wrapped it up with his spider thread as he feed it poison as he used his new poison synthesis. “Drink my poison, you bastard!” The snake drank the poison as it choked to death as blood escape from its eyes. “Enjoy hell, you fucker!”

Skills has reached LV6
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Skills’ skin broke apart as he looked at the snake corpse "I don’t give a shit." He ate it and collected the bones into his Dimensional Storage "Maybe these bones might be worth something?" He crawled away as he looked at the ceiling. "Can things fuck me up somehow?” The ground below him shattered as he fell to a bottomless hole “Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!”

Author's Note

Yeah... Fuck. Leave a comment and pray for Skills.