This fucking thing is moving faster than lightning, wait whats lightning? Oh fuck whatever. I swear It is just running me along tiring me out. Maybe to eat me I have no clue most of what I've followed it through has been full of water and bushes, my helmet kept popping up red markers everywhere so I just made it slide back in.

Ya know voice in my head you really don't contribute much to these conversations, some feedback would be cool. No? Asshole, well where did that thing head off to this time. Getting all distracted is just perfect when your fucking lost and the only thing that can help you seems to go jerk off every 12 minutes!

"Gaah! Where the fuck is everything?!" I shout angrily "This is total fucking bullshit!"
*The grass seems to move and shimmer at my shouting*
"This whole stupid area, with its stupid water and stupid fucking trees!" I continue oblivious "Next fucking creature I see is getting a hoof in the ass!"
*Cracking and Snapping of bushes alerts any and all creatures in the vicinity*
"What the fuck" I mumble out

It seems to be half my size with giant tooth's? Teeth's? Whatever it is, happy is not an emotion being shown. I seem to have woken it. Well lets just get ready.

*I smash the button to slide my helmet on* So that's what the red bars identify little shits like this *It begins to run right at me* Oh I totally got this what an idiot charging me in my suit; then it hit me, half my suit doesn't work. Then IT hit me.

*The beast smashes me and pins me into a tree its teeth's ran right through my left side narrowly gutting me*
"What fuc-" I exasperate "Get off me you giant tooth'd fuck!" Its just holding me I think it got itself stuck sticking me, fun. Well I think we're gonna be a while.

Its been trying to tug itself out for like an hour, I've been here smacking it with my hoof seeming like its just pissing it off more, oddly the angrier I get it the less it seems to get its way out. I wonder who's gonna fall asleep first. Stupid horned thing making me follow it. If I make it of of this I am so gonna talk to it. Even though it mostly won't understand a thing I say..

I wonder if there are more of these things, the red blips seem to have halved themselves and I see a few blue blips, lovely I can't wait to see what that is, hold on why is that one getting bigger? I swear if its some giant tit fucking bug thing I'm smashing my face into, hold on is that the fucking beastie? *The blip has gotten bigger as the shrubs get pushed away revealing the animal*

"Hey lovely! I would enjoy help! Again, as usual.." I shout at it while I smash the other things head again with little effect *It notices me and charges at me* "Oh tits.." *It smashes its head points into the Toothy's side and rips its stomach open* "Holy tits!" I exclaim "That was badass! I need a name for you big buddy." It's just looking at me again, what would a good name be.. Something that makes sense for it..

"How does Ramm sound to you buddy?" I question it and Ramm seems to like it. I think I'm making head way.

"Forward then my friend?" *It rolls its head around and continues on* Huh, I think Im going to have an eventful next day voice.

Author's Note

Thanks to Kkat and Somber

Short chapter now but a 5k is next, this one will be sooner too!

As usual things look wrong point it out! Love everyone of you!