Strange Human

Dwayne woke up the next morning and saw everybody else was already awake,

"Good morning, Dwayne, did you sleep well?" Twilight Sparkle asked,

"Kind of, yeah." Dwayne replied,

"You hungry, sugar cube?" Applejack asked,

"No." Dwayne replied,

"We won't start right away, Princess Celestia is coming over." Rainbow Dash said,

"Start what?" Dwayne asked,

"Oh, right, you see, something you said yesterday caught my attention, you said you were hunted by two organizations back in your world." Twilight Sparkle replied,

"Oh, I did say that, the Psychics and the Hunters." Dwayne said,

"Can you be a dear and describe them?" Rarity asked,

"The Psychics was an organization that was focused on creating a society where they were the rulers, they all had psychic disorders like me, while the Hunters was made up of people who didn't have psychic disorders, and were jealous, so they formed the Hunters to hunt down and kill us all." Dwayne replied, shocking the others,

"Which organization was worse?" Sunset Shimmer asked,

"The Psychics, definitely, while the Hunters had much more members, they were extremely weak when compared to the Psychics." Dwayne replied,

"Wait, how many members were in the Hunters?" Twilight Sparkle asked,

"Hold on, let me count." Dwayne replied, and he began counting and mumbling,

"Adrian, Meghan, Grace, Charlene, Otto, Walter, Harold, Atem, Yi Xing, Jim, Ryuji, Abd al Matin Khan, Thaddeus, Ethan, Jack, Cody, Santiago, Sachin, Paul, Nero, Carmen, Olivia, Oliver, Kendra, Kane, Sal, Kim, Darien, Jade, Ron, Harvey, Gemma, Mr. Snider, Dawn, Diego, Faith, Robert." Dwayne mumbled, but the others heard him, shocking how many members there were,

"Thirty seven, along with hundreds of low ranking solders in uniforms." Dwayne said, they all look at him,

"What?" Dwayne asked,

"We heard the names." Twilight Sparkle replied,

"Oh." Dwayne said,

"We heard a Mr. Snider, Dwayne, what is his first name?" Sunset Shimmer asked,

"Morgan." Dwayne replied,

"What were their roles?" Twilight Sparkle asked,

"Adrian was the leader of the entire organization, Meghan and Grace were her two second-in-commands, Charlene was her top enforcer and best fighter, Otto was her strategist and top scientist, Walter, Harold, Atem, Yi Xing, Jim, Ryuji, Abd al Matin Khan, Thaddeus, Ethan, Jack, Cody, and Santiago made up the Disorder Hunters, they were the twelve best soldiers, and they served under Charlene, Sachin was the commander of the Elite Hunters, Paul was the commander of the Aerial Hunters, Nero was the commander of the Aquatic Hunters, Carmen was the commander of the Music Box Hunters, Olivia was a nurse, and Oliver was a doctor, they were informants for them, Kendra was the top commander of the Mecha Hunters, Kane was a Mecha Hunter commander, Sal was the top commander of the Medic Hunters, Kim was the top commander of the Stealth Hunters, Darien was a Medic Hunter commander, Jade was a Stealth Hunter commander, Ron was the top commander of the Heavy Hunters, Harvey and Gemma were commanders of the Heavy Hunters, Morgan was a schoolteacher and an informant to them, Dawn was the top commander of the Regular Hunters, and Diego, Faith, and Robert were commanders of the Regular Hunters." Dwayne explained, everyone was shocked,

"Wow, that is a big organization." Twilight Sparkle said,

"Well, all of them except for Grace and Meghan are dead now, those two were never on bad terms with me, Grace is also my nephew's babysitter." Dwayne replied,

"Oh my, I must say, what a lovely name." Rarity said,

"So, let me get this straight, it had two second-in-commands." Rainbow Dash said,

"Yeah, but they served different roles, Meghan was the primary second-in-command, and Grace was the secondary one, to put it in simple terms, Grace was Adrian's pen, while Meghan was her sword." Dwayne said, confusing some of them,

"Oh, I get it, Grace was the one who handled diplomatic relations, while Meghan was the militaristic one." Twilight Sparkle said,

"Exactly." Dwayne said,

"Who was the worst one out of them, Dwayne?" Applejack asked,

"Kane, definitely." Dwayne replied,

"What did he do?" Applejack asked,

"He ran a cell unit in Parado's jail, which held handicapped children in them, he would command the soldiers under his command to torture, and sometimes kill them, if a child he didn't like wasn't handicapped, he would make them handicapped by injuring them, he would also kill their parents to make them orphans, five kids I knew got killed because of him." Dwayne replied, horrifying the ponies and Spike,

"Did ya say he ran a jail?" Applejack asked,

"Yes, he was a prison guard." Dwayne replied,

"I can't believe it, law enforcement that hurts and takes the lives of even children." Twilight Sparkle asked,

"You don't have guards like that?" Dwayne asked,

"No, of course not, Princess Celestia would send them to the sun if there were any." Twilight Sparkle replied,

"I see, Mr. Snider was just as bad, he was my nephew's first teacher in Subris, he would sleep in class, curse at the children, and fail my nephew on his work, gave him a zero on everything, despite getting everything correct on the assignment. Flint eventually had enough and refused to work, which resulted in Mr. Snider telling him to stay in class during lunch, and he proceeded to beat my nephew by slapping and punching him, so I told my nephew to stay home, the next day after that, I noticed Mr. Snider has been watching and stalking Flint throughout the country, so I told him to lock the door. Eventually, Mr. Snider broke into my home and kidnapped my nephew, and proceeded to give him more beatings, and locked him in the school, someone found him and reported Mr. Snider to the police, I was going to confront Mr. Snider, myself, but someone else who heard about what happened to my nephew broke into his home and killed him." Dwayne explained, shocking the natives,

"That poor child, having such a teacher." Fluttershy said,

"Never had a teacher like that, either?" Dwayne asked,

"Nope, Cheerilee would have gone after him, and you don't wanna see her when she's mad." Applejack replied,

"I see, well, that's about everything about them, the other commanders were the same, but when word got out about Kane and Morgan, Adrian sent Charlene to kill them, but both of them escaped her." Dwayne said,

"How about Kane?" Twilight Sparkle asked,

"The same guy who killed Mr. Snider got him, he's very fond of children." Dwayne replied, the natives smiled at hearing there was a child lover in Dwayne's world.

Princess Celestia comes into the castle through the roof,

"Sorry I'm late, Luna, Cadence, Shining Armor, and Flurry Heart are coming, too." Princess Celestia said, and Princess Luna comes in shortly afterwards, while Cadence and Shining Armor teleported in with Flurry Heart in Cadence's front left hoof,

"No need to explain the Hunters, Dwayne, we heard from where we were at." Princess Luna said,

"Okay, good, that took a lot of breath." Dwayne replied,

"Is there anything else about them?" Cadence asked,

"Oh right, Charlene had bio-armor." Dwayne replied,

"What's that?" Shining Armor asked,

"A type of armor the wearer can summon to wear anytime, she was able to change her body into this red scaly armor, it could not be removed unless she told it to come off with her mind." Dwayne replied,

"Oh my, Equestria has never heard of such a thing." Princess Celestia said,

"One more thing, some of the Hunters were cyborgs, they were half organic, half machine, their commanders were able to control their brains to make them obey their commands." Dwayne replied, surprising the natives of the land,

"Well, that's all there is to the Hunters." Dwayne said,

"What about the other organization?" Pinkie Pie asked,

"The Psychics were my main enemies, unlike the Hunters, they didn't have any soldiers or henchmen, it only had twenty five members in it, and each member was stronger than any Hunter member, all but one had a psychic disorder, just like me." Dwayne replied,

"Hold on, I'm going to go get my book on mental disorders." Twilight Sparkle said, she finds it in less than a minute and comes back,

"Before you start, Dwayne, who was the one who didn't have a psychic disorder?" Princess Celestia asked,

"Mr. Snider, again, he was hoping he could have a spot in the society they were creating, where those with psychic disorders rule the northern hemisphere, the leader eventually found out, and cut him off." Dwayne replied,

"Unbelievable, he was a member of that organization, too?" Twilight Sparkle asked,

"Yeah, but he was killed early in my battle with them." Dwayne replied,

"Well, go on and start, Dwayne." Princess Celestia said,

"The first one was Apu, his mental disorder was anxiety disorder." Dwayne replied,

"Let's see here, anxiety disorder." Twilight Sparkle said as she flipped through the pages with her magic, Dwayne took notice of the aura on her horn,

"Here it is, extreme feeling of worry or fear, to the point where it interferes with daily activities." Twilight Sparkle said,

"Sounds like something everyone would have." Rainbow Dash replied,

"Well, this is everyday, Rainbow, not just every once in a while." Twilight Sparkle said,

"Oh, never mind." Rainbow Dash said,

"What was the next one, Dwayne?" Twilight Sparkle asked,

"Grover, he had depression." Dwayne replied,

"Oh, there's no need to go through the book, we all know that one." Applejack said,

"Agreed, Applejack. What was the next one, Dwayne?" Princess Celestia asked,

"Keith, bipolar disorder." Dwayne replied,

"Bipolar disorder, let's see here." Twilight Sparkle said as she flipped through the pages,

"Here it is, constant mood swings." Twilight Sparkle said,

"I'm glad Cadence didn't have any when she was pregnant." Shining Armor said,

"I'm happy, too, I'm lucky I didn't get any." Princess Cadence replied,

"So, what's the next one?" Applejack asked, Dwayne grunted and clutched his head as he remembered,

"You okay, Dwayne?" Princess Cadence asked,

"This next one still disturbs me a bit." Dwayne replied,

"Well, who and what was it?" Applejack asked,

"Zane, wendigo psychosis." Dwayne replied,

"Wendigo psychosis, let's see, that would be in the W section." Twilight Sparkle said as she flipped through the pages, she stopped shortly afterwards,

"It's not in here." Twilight Sparkle said,

"Thank goodness for that." Dwayne replied,

"What is that disorder, dear?" Rarity asked,

"Trust me, you don't want to know." Dwayne replied,

"Who was the next member?" Princess Luna asked,

"Aron, ADHD." Dwayne replied,

"It's okay, Dwayne, we know what that is, no need to look it up, tell us the next member and his disorder." Twilight Sparkle said,

"The next member was Ulric, he had OCD." Dwayne replied,

"We know what that one is, too, Dwayne, tell us the next member and his disorder." Twilight Sparkle said,

"Vladimir, he had delusion." Dwayne replied,

"We know that one, too, tell us the next one." Twilight Sparkle said,

"Opie, he also had delusion." Dwayne replied,

"Oh, I see, next one then." Twilight Sparkle said,

"Theo, dissociative identity disorder." Dwayne replied, Twilight Sparkle flips through the pages,

"Let's see, that would be in the D section, oh, here it is, it's another term for split personality." Twilight Sparkle said,

"Isn't that what Pinkie has?" Rainbow Dash asked,

"Hey, I don't change when I'm sad." Pinkie Pie replied,

"Split personality can be scary, my little ponies, it's very rare to find one in this world, too." Princess Celestia said,

"What's the next one, Dwayne?" Twilight Sparkle asked,

"Olaf, delusion, again." Dwayne replied,

"Another delusion?" Rainbow Dash asked,

"Yeah." Dwayne replied,

"How about the next one?" Starlight Glimmer asked,

"Uh..." Dwayne said, chuckling to himself a bit,

"Go on, Dwayne, tell us." Princess Cadence said,

"Winnie, Klüver–Bucy syndrome." Dwayne replied while laughing a little, Twilight Sparkle flips through the pages,

"Let's see here, it's not in here." Twilight Sparkle said,

"That's probably a good thing." Dwayne replied while laughing a bit,

"Ooh, ooh, I wanna know." Pinkie Pie said,

"Trust me, I think you'd be better off not knowing." Dwayne replied,

"Are you done, Dwayne?" Princess Celestia asked, he stopped,

"Yeah." Dwayne replied,

"So, what's the next one?" Shining Armor asked,

"Blake, PTSD." Dwayne replied,

"Oh, it's the same as you, let's move on." Spike said,

"Robinson, pyromania." Dwayne replied, Twilight Sparkle flips through the pages,

"Let's see here, pyromania, here it is, an obsessive desire to set things on fire." Twilight Sparkle said, Pinkie Pie screamed out of shock, while Rarity had a shocked face,

"What in tarnation? Granny always taught me not to play with fire." Applejack said,

"You shouldn't, the fire from the sun is especially hot, this one sounds dangerous." Princess Celestia replied,

"I mean, I have fire magic, but I don't use it often." Sunset Shimmer said,

"What's the next one, Dwayne?" Shining Armor asked,

"Kanye, identity crisis." Dwayne replied, Twilight Sparkle flips through the pages of the book,

"Here it is, confusion of one's identity, in other words, don't know who they are." Twilight Sparkle said,

"How can you forget your own identity? There's no way I can forget myself, I'm cool and awesome." Rainbow Dash said,

"Well, Rainbow Dash, you can if you lose your memory, this disorder sounds like it's caused by amnesia." Twilight Sparkle replied,

"That's very unlikely, Twilight, it says this is a disorder all on its own, it must be something else. Moving on, what's the next one, Dwayne?" Princess Celestia asked,

"Arnold, PTSD." Dwayne replied,

"Oh, PTSD again, next." Princess Luna said,

"Gummy, ADHD." Dwayne replied,

"Hey! My pet's name is Gummy." Pinkie Pie said,

"This Gummy's a shark." Dwayne replied,

"Oh, I forgot, you did say animals can get psychic disorders, too." Fluttershy said,

"Yes." Dwayne replied,

"Well, this one's also ADHD, let's hear the next one." Princess Cadence said,

"Phil, delusion." Dwayne replied,

"Another delusion? Next." Rainbow Dash said,

"Dick, PTSD." Dwayne replied,

"PTSD again? Next one." Twilight Sparkle said,

"Brad, OCD." Dwayne replied,

"Oh, there's one we haven't heard in a while, but let's move on, we already know what that is." Applejack said,

"Dusty, PTSD." Dwayne replied,

"What? PTSD again?" Rainbow Dash asked, Dwayne nodded,

"Well, let's go to the next one." Twilight Sparkle said,

"Rick, erotomania." Dwayne replied,

"Oh, that's a new one." Princess Celestia said, Twilight Sparkle flips through the book's pages,

"Here it is, belief that someone is in love with them." Twilight Sparkle said,

"Oh, that one's not bad, I can fix that with my magic." Princess Cadence said, the others smiled,

"Next one, Dwayne." Twilight Sparkle said,

"Richard, paranoia." Dwayne replied, Twilight Sparkle goes through the book,

"Let's see, that should be in the P section, here it is, suspicion and mistrust of people." Twilight Sparkle said,

"That is why we spread friendship throughout the land, Dwayne, it is so this doesn't happen." Princess Celestia said, Dwayne nodded,

"Next one, please." Twilight Sparkle said, Dwayne grunted loudly and clutched his head,

"Is everythin' alright, sugar cube?" Applejack asked,

"This one's disturbing to me, too." Dwayne replied,

"Well, what is it?" Rainbow Dash asked,

"Stanley, apotemnophilia." Dwayne replied, Twilight Sparkle goes through her book,

"It's not in here." Twilight Sparkle said,

"Thank goodness for that." Dwayne replied,

"Well, I won't ask what it is since you're deeply disturbed by it, who is the next member, and what is his disorder?" Twilight Sparkle asked,

"Last one, Fergus, narcissistic disorder." Dwayne replied, Twilight Sparkle goes through the book again,

"Here it is, someone with an inflated sense of self-importance." Twilight Sparkle said,

"Oh, no wonder why you didn't like Trixie's character." Starlight Glimmer said,

"Exactly." Dwayne replied,

"So, who was the leader?" Twilight Sparkle asked,

"Fergus." Dwayne replied,

"Which organization was worse?" Rainbow Dash asked,

"The Psychics, while there were lines the Hunters will not cross to achieve their goals, the Psychics will, it was unbelievable." Dwayne replied,

"How far were they willing to go?" Twilight Sparkle asked,

"They had no qualms killing children and baby animals." Dwayne replied, horrifying everybody,

"What were the members?" Princess Luna asked,

"Winnie was a dog, Gummy was a shark, Dusty was a vulture, Brad, Rick, and Richard were children, and the rest were fully grown adults." Dwayne replied, everybody had shocked expressions and widened eyes',

"How dare they! Attacking children when they are the future of their kind." Princess Luna said,

"There's more, most of these kids and baby animals didn't have psychic disorders, so they didn't have any powers like how the Psychics did." Dwayne replied, everybody was extremely horrified,

"I can't believe that, fully grown adults with such powers taking lives of children and baby animals who do not have any powers, it's too cruel." Twilight Sparkle said with tears in her eyes,

"Well, they're dead now." Dwayne replied, much to everyone's relief, the natives glare at him,

"What?" Dwayne asked,

"You didn't offer them friendship or forgiveness?" Princess Celestia asked,

"It wouldn't have worked on the Psychics, as for the Hunters, it didn't occur to me at that time." Dwayne replied,

"Well, moving on to my next plan for the day, I'd like to see your abilities in your current form, Dwayne, come with me." Twilight Sparkle said, and everybody follows her.

Everybody goes to the woods with Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle in their clubhouse, they come out and go to the others,

"What's goin' on?" Apple Bloom asked,

"Twilight's gonna test Dwayne's abilities in his regular form." Applejack replied,

"I'm actually kind of scared to see this." Scootaloo said,

"Don't worry, squirt, we all are." Rainbow Dash replied,

"So, what exactly is Twilight testing?" Sweetie Belle asked,

"She wants to see just what Dwayne can do in his human form." Rarity replied, and they watch.

Dwayne stood ready and watched Twilight Sparkle carefully,

"Okay, Dwayne, remember, keep your memories at bay, I wish to test you at your lowest." Twilight Sparkle said, and Dwayne was ready,

"Alright, first, we're going to do some running, just go in a circle, Dwayne." Twilight Sparkle said, and Dwayne started, the others were surprised, he was as fast,

"Oh my goodness, he's as fast as a greyhound." Fluttershy said,

"Even the humans in my world aren't that fast." Sunset Shimmer replied,

"But I bet he isn't anywhere near as fast as me." Rainbow Dash said confidently.

Dwayne keeps running and was not tired,

"Keep running until you run out of stamina, Dwayne." Twilight Sparkle said, and he did, to everybody's surprise, he ran for fifteen minutes nonstop, he panted heavily at the end, Princess Celestia offered him water, he drank it and was quickly back at full energy,

"Okay, Dwayne, next jumping, first, jump as high as you can." Twilight Sparkle said, and Dwayne did, he just barely went into the sky, he jumped high enough to land on top of a tree, this surprised the others. Dwayne came back down and landed perfectly,

"Okay, now, jump as far as you can." Twilight Sparkle said, and Dwayne jumped after swinging his arms back and forth a few times, he went through the air and past everybody else, they exclaimed in shock. Dwayne went into Ponyville and his feet landed on the walls of the School of Friendship, the others ran and saw him on the wall, surprising the others,

"Maybe there's no limit to that one." Spike said,

"Maybe, but let's go on back, Dwayne, I wish to test your agility next." Twilight Sparkle said, and they go back.

Twilight Sparkle made an obstacle course appear with her magic, there were cones everywhere, Dwayne ran and strafed at certain parts, he was fast, and did not hit anything, much to everyone's impressments,

"Okay then, next is flexibility." Twilight Sparkle said, Dwayne bent his back far, he was able to grab his own ankles with his hands, everybody gasped,

"Oh my." Princess Celestia said, Dwayne also split his legs, and stretched his arms around before standing up straight again,

"Next one, strength." Twilight Sparkle said, and Dwayne punched some of the trees, each one flew out of the ground, he kicked one with his left foot and it flew out of the ground as well, surprising everyone,

"Dwayne, keep your fear and distress levels down." Twilight Sparkle said,

"They are down." Dwayne replied,

"Okay then, now that's done, I would like to test your physical capabilities in your other form." Twilight Sparkle said, Dwayne became shocked, the medication he took does not allow him to transform into his disorder form, he tries to transform but could not,

"Dwayne? You okay?" Twilight Sparkle asked,

"Sorry, but my fear and distress levels are too low right now for me to change." Dwayne replied,

"What?! But I have already planned and scheduled for this to happen now!" Twilight Sparkle said,

"I'm sorry, Twilight Sparkle, but I can't change right now." Dwayne said,

"What? Fine. Ugh!" Twilight Sparkle replied, and they went back to the others.

Dwayne goes to the others and looks at them,

"Dwayne, what's in your pocket?" Sunset Shimmer asked,

"Which one?" Dwayne asked,

"There's something in both of your pockets." Sunset Shimmer replied, Dwayne reaches into his left pocket and realized there was something in his pocket, he takes it out and saw it was his phone, which was a touchscreen,

"Hey, my phone, it must have got transferred here with me." Dwayne said,

"Let me see, what model is that?" Sunset Shimmer asked, and she looked at the front of it,

"Oh, you have an old model." Sunset Shimmer said as she looked at Dwayne's black touchscreen phone, he looked at the others and saw they had confused faces,

"You guys never seen a phone before?" Dwayne asked, they all shake their heads,

"Wait, Dwayne, come with me, that mirror in Twilight's castle leads to a human world, maybe we can get in touch with someone from your world there." Sunset Shimmer said,

"Good idea, if we're lucky, it will be my world." Dwayne replied,

"Good luck there, Dwayne, and Sunset, don't keep him for long, there are still some things I want to get to know about Dwayne." Twilight Sparkle said,

"I think we all do." Spike replied, the others chuckled,

"Alright, but before we go, let's see what's in your other pocket, Dwayne." Sunset Shimmer said, and Dwayne took out the orange bottle with the white pills, surprising the others,

"What the? What is that?" Rainbow Dash asked,

"Medicine, it looks just like the medicine bottles from my world." Sunset Shimmer replied,

"How do those work?" Fluttershy asked,

"There's a powder inside each capsule, the outside dissolves in my stomach when I swallow it." Dwayne replied,

"Oh, it must be medicine to help him monitor his memories, it really would be bad if he did change at random." Princess Celestia said,

"If it's okay with you, Dwayne, give me one, I'd like to study its contents." Twilight Sparkle said, and Dwayne gave her one,

"Thank you." Twilight Sparkle said while she smiled,

"Well, let's go." Sunset Shimmer and they go to the mirror, and they go to the mirror in Twilight Sparkle's castle,

"Good luck over there, Dwayne, you might find it similar to your world." Twilight Sparkle said,

"I hope so." Dwayne replied,

"Well, let's go." Sunset Shimmer said, and she and Dwayne go into the mirror.