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Equestrian Border Checkpoint

by Yellowtail
To be able to live in Equestria, I have to perform a certain job. I have to be a checkpoint inspector. The princesses insisted that it’s because I’m good at it. I just think they know that I don’t like people/ponies/anyone that are stupid.

Hi. I’m Anon. Your run of the mill asshole. A proud one at that. When I came to this world, the princesses didn’t expect much. Then, they saw how I was good at picking up mistakes. So, they made me a functioning person in society. A mostly pony society. Ponies and other creature would be expecting to be welcomed by a warm hearted pony. Instead, they got me.

(Papers Please does not belong to me, but there isn’t a tag for it. Sex tag is for references to sex)

Cover Art by me.
Here’s the sequel. People like it for some reason.

Teen
Complete
Comedy
Sex
Profanity
Random
Violence
Crossover
Human
Narcotics
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
 
DPMAO

6254 words: Estimated 31 minutes to read

2 Chapters:

  1. Papers Please Asshole 2018-07-06 02:30:57 UTC
    4642
  2. Epilogue: I Don’t Fricken Know 2018-07-10 02:54:41 UTC
    1612