[System Startup]
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[System Startup Successful]
[Preforming Startup Maintenance]
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[Startup Maintenance Successful]
[No Issues Found]
[Restoring Motor Function]
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[Motor Function Restored]
[Restoring Arcane Function]
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[Arcane Function Restored]
[Restoring Ocular Function]
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[Ocular Function Restored]
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[Have A Nice Day]

Faustdamnnit my head hurts. Getting those cybernetics is hopefully worth it. Where are my manners? I'm Moral Sword. A changeling. Well, mostly. After I was banished from the hive, the reason for I forgot, go figure, I stumbled upon the Technopawn city. Yeah, they took me in, and as a way of saying thank you, I used my shape-shifting abilities to help with the heavy shit. Eventually I managed to get an audience to the King. He offered me a lot actually. I would get a lot of cool shit fused to my body, and they get to try a prototype process. And what better way then to test it on something that was used to rapidly changing body conditions? So I took the offer, but before that, the king knighted me Sir Moral Sword, and gifted me a ShockSabre MKP, a prototype weapon that is basically a meter-long staff, with a sword blade at one end, and a cup-shaped thing at the other containing a unicorn horn or something similar. If you stab an enemy with the cup end, the are hit by a shot wave, sending them flying back. If you hit them in the chest or skull, it could stun/kill them. Then I got the implants. Due to them, I'm now bipedal, have hands, wider rear hooves for stabilize me, robotic eyes, a magic sensor to detect incoming projectiles/entities, metal, quieter, bigger wings, a metal exoskeleton, and rune-enhanced magic, I'm almost literally a permanently opened can of Woopass. So I decided to become a travelling knight. Before I went, I did am inventory check. Fuck, doing that is annoying:
[Request]
[Preform Inventory Check]
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[Inventory Check Complete]
[You Have]
[x1 Technopawn Assault Rifle MKKnight]
[x1 ShockSabre MKPrototype]
[x3 Arcane Projectile Rune Type Plasma]
[x2 Arcane Shield Rune Type Plasma]
[x3 Arcane Enhanced Crystals Type Love]
[x6 Arcane Battery Type Love]
[x2 Wrist Mounted Technopawn Knight Gauntlet Blades]
[x1 Techopawn Revolver Type ARC]
[x1 ARCane Prototype Projector]
[x200 TPAR Rounds]
[x50 TPRT Plasma Enhanced Crystals]
[x1 DP Pack]
[No More Items Can Be Found]
Great, I have everything. I'm ready to go on my first 'adventure'. I just need to tell the king. "Your Majesty, I am ready to leave." I kneeled, my Sabre resting, cup down on the ground, with my head resting on the shaft.

"Get all that," He said. "Get it up... And get it the fuck outta here." We couldn't help but laugh at the joke.

"Hahahaha... Okay, bye." I chuckle out.

*Later*

The everfree forest is still scary as shit. Yeah, 'sneaking' into Osiris was not the best idea, but fuck it. Wait, the fuck? Well, shit. A bunch of dumbasses are breaking into Canterlot castle. Should I help? Nah, Fire mane and Star mane'll be fine..... Nope. Fuck it, I'm going. I might get to save some royal ass. Getting there'll be a pain in the ass...

Author's Note

Hey, not as rapeningly fast-paced as Suit Yourself. Currently, anyway. The reason I didn't include the Trek to the border, over n' shit was because we all know we scroll past that bullshit, in hopes we missed nothing important.