Begone, Horse!
The perfect stallion doesn't exist. Or does he? Follow the (mis)adventures of the most attractive stallion, Anonymous, with everything from broken muzzles to stuff you have to read this fic to know about! What are you waiting for?!
*An utterly disgusting mix of Crackfic and plot, as well as the result of too many all-nighters on my end.*
It all starts when Rarity goes to her spa appointment for her usual, and she meets a stallion that is just wonderful! From there, it descends into madness, misadventures with love, and miscellaneous stuff. If you are still interested, read on!
*On indefinite hiatus, as I really have no direction for this story to go. Just haven't been in the mood for writing. Please enjoy what IS here, though.*
31040 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read
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19 Chapters:
- Rarity Meets Him 2018-07-06 05:25:24 UTC1244
- Pinkie Surprises Him 2018-07-07 19:44:18 UTC1738
- Rainbow Shows Off For Him 2018-07-10 04:21:55 UTC1428
- Applejack Bucks Him 2018-07-10 16:25:38 UTC1364
- Fluttershy Likes Him 2018-07-13 23:35:46 UTC2030
- Twilight Studies Him 2018-07-20 02:51:18 UTC1573
- It Scares Him 2018-07-21 00:38:39 UTC2144
- Mail Comes To Him 2018-07-21 05:37:10 UTC1881
- Spas Relax Him 2018-08-13 17:22:45 UTC2328
- He Stays Somewhere - Twilight - Part 01 2018-08-14 09:07:29 UTC1783
- He Stays Somewhere - Twilight - Part 02 2018-08-20 20:43:32 UTC1902
- Hospitals Fear Him 2018-08-22 19:46:38 UTC1908
- He Stays Somewhere - Twilight - Part 03 2019-02-06 06:45:44 UTC1333
- Side Story - Hearts And Hooves (Non-Canon) 2019-02-14 19:17:30 UTC1831
- Spike Helps Him 2019-10-18 07:53:03 UTC1106
- He Stays Somewhere - Fluttershy 2019-10-18 09:31:48 UTC1066
- He Stays Somewhere - Applejack - Part 01 2019-10-28 11:32:09 UTC1444
- He Stays Somewhere - Applejack - Part 02 2019-12-07 01:33:00 UTC1886
- Redheart Boops Him 2019-12-08 01:23:38 UTC1051