Metal Gear Equestria 3: Snake's Here.

by The Doctor is cool

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Spike, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Romance, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Sad, Main 6, Princess Luna, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1807

In a freak accident, Big Boss/ Snake From MGS3: Snake Eater Get's Teleported To Equestria. Will Snake Get Home? Can Fluttershy stand up To Snake for his animal-eating Habits? Will this Fic ever get favorited? *Hint Hint* All these (not really) and more shall be answered...whenever I can get my lazy Ass to write chapters. NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z- I MEAN MGE3: SNAKE'S HERE: STUFF HAPPENS!

Published 2012-07-30 21:44:03 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-16 20:44:49 UTC

Way To Fall

Chapter One: Way To Fall.
Snake was just dubbed 'Big Boss' By the President.Alas.. He would never forget The Boss's Sacrifice. She was labled a Traitor by her own country. But Snake...Snake knew the truth...She was an amazing Mentor to him..and noone could replace the person who was killed for her country, only to be hated by millions. Snake Felt...empty. He was alone. No friends...no family...nothing...alone forev-

"Hey Snake..Snake? You okay?" Asked Para-Medic with a worried look on her face. He had just returned from Saluting The Boss's Grave.

"Um...Y ..Yeah I'm fine. Just a bit shook up from the battle..and Jet Lag." Said Snake In a very Shaky voice. He was always portrayed as the strong one..and Yet..he could'nt help but feel so weak. Everyone else had left..The only people in the building were Snake, Major Zero, Sigint, and Para-Medic. An awkward silence filled the air. Para-Medic decided to start a conversation.

"Well...how about we see Dr. Strangelove? Snake, you said you wanted to see it. I'm sure I co-"

"No. I just want to be alone. Sorry. Bye." Said Snake, Walking out the door. Sigint tried to interject, But was cut off By Major Zero.

"Snake is very stubborn, Even if you tried he won't stray. He'll Find out how to treat friends sooner or later." 'Hopefully sooner rather than later' Added Major Zero, Silently.

Snake had just walked out the door..only to be caught in a large thunderstorm."Oh COME ON! I Fight a fuckin Shagohod...now I'm stuck in the rain..how could this get any worse...oh Sh-" Said Snake as he was engulfed in a bright purple aura.

"SPIIIKE! WHERE ARE YOU WITH THOSE NOTEBOOKS?" Yelled a Peeved Twilight. She had tried to transport to Celestia' s Castle. But She couldn't without doing something wrong. First, she made Spike start glowing. Second, she caused a rupture in the atmosphere, resulting in a very...VERY long drought. Now It was try Number 3.

"Alright...Yeesh... Talk about angry...You sound like Rarity when she runs out of jewels for her clothes." Said Spike, Who stopped paying attention when he said 'Rarity.' He had a big crush on her since him and Twilight had came to Ponyville.

"Alright...Let's. Do. THIS!" Twilight's horn illuminated in a purple aura when she performed the spell...but she didn't get the correct results.AGAIN. All she did was create a large purple ball fall into the Everfree Forest.

"Uh..oh..When I scanned the Magical ball I created..My magic tells me a creature was in the ball. This Can't be good." Said Twilight.

(A Fic created by TDIC. TDIC studios presents...METAL GEAR EQUESTRIA 3: SNAKE'S HERE!)

Voice actors: Snake-David Hayter. Twilight-Twilight Sparkle. Spike-Spike. Rarity-Rarity Rainbow Dash-Rainbow Dash. Fluttershy-Fluttershy. Applejack-Applejack. Pinkie Pie-Pinkie Pie.

Chapter Two: SNAKE EATER

Chapter Two: SNAKE EATER! And an opening theme
(Opening Theme Song. Snake Eater theme song plays in the distance.)

(What a thrill, In darkness and silence through the ni-i-ght...What a Thri-i-ll Im searching and i'll melt into you..What a fear in my heart..but your so supreme..I'D GIVE MY LI-I-FE NOT FOR HONOR, BUT FOR YOU,(Snake Eater) IN MY TI-I-ME THERE'LL BE NO ONE ELSE..CRI-I-ME IT'S THE WAY I FLY TO YO-O-U I'M STI-I-LL IN A DREAM, SNAKE EATER! SOME DAY, YOU GO THROUGH THE RAIN, SOME DAY YOU FEED ON A TREE FROG, THIS ORDEAL, THE TRIAL, TO SURVI-I-VE FOR THE DAY, WE SEE NEW LIGHT!! I GIVE MY LIFE, NOT FOR HONOR, BUT FOR YOU, SNAKE EATER..IN MY TI-I-ME THERE'LL BE NO ONE ELSE..CRIME IT'D THE WAY I FLY TO YO-O-U I'M TILL IN A DREAM SNAKE EATER...I-I'M STILL IN A DREAM...SNAKE EATER! Snake..Eater.. DUN DUN DUN DDUUN!) Snake Landed in a large lake. He quickly swam up to the surface, only to come face-to-face with a yellow horse with wings.

"EEP...H...hi there..I'm..fluttershy." Fluttershy said the last word very slowly, as if she were talking to an animal.

"Hello. My Name is Snake. You are a talking horse. That is not physically possible. Now..Who created you." Said Snake, while slowly climbing onto dry land. Fluttershy was suprised to see this creature talking in perfect Equestrian Language (I don't know what they're language is.) And this creature had clothes. Snake was wearing a general's outfit with a gray cap on. He ad an assortment of badges gracing his once clean-cut outfit.

"Um..M..My mom and dad had se-" Fluttershy was interrputed By Snake putting his hand over her mouth.

"ssh..Someone is here. Watching u-" Snake was intterputed when five ponies came rushing in and attacked him. Snake quickly pulled out his Patriot and Pointed it at the Five ponies. Excluding Fluttershy.

"Um..Everyone...EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING!" Everyone stopped moving when Fluttershy yelled at them.
He never tried to attack me. He was acting in self defense....r...right Mr. Snake?" Said Fluttershy
Snake Nodded and put away his weapon and pulled out a ration to eat.

"Om..nom..nom..yeah..om..nom..You all attacked first, I never tried to attack her..om..nom..nom." Said snake with food in his mouth. Every Pony looked at Snake, then at Fluttershy.

"A..are yall absolutely sure?" Said the Orange one with a Cowboy hat.

"Yes..We were just talking. He never tried to hurt me." Said Fluttershy." Um..Snake, these are my friends. Applejack,Rarity,Twilight,Pinkie Pie,and Rainbow Dash." Said Fluttershy.

"Hey. What the heck are you anyway. You sure aren't any kind of pony I'VE seen." Said Rainbow Dash.

"I'm a Human. My name Is Snake. And...I don't think I'm on earth anymore. If you need to know, I am an Ommnivore, Meaning I eat meat and Vegitables.(Crap..spelled that wrong.There will also be blood...and LOTS of bad language.)" Said Snake, wringing his cap out with his hands.

Chapter Three: Tastes Like Chicken

Chapter Three: Tastes Like Chicken.

"So...what your telling us...is that your'e a soldier?" Asked a curious Rainbow Dash. Snake was telling the Mane Six about how he was a soldier. He only could disclose basic details. Out of nowhere, Snake pulled out his MK22 Tranquilizer Gun.

"This..is my MK22. It can paralize any animal, or person." Snake then pulled out His Patriot.

"This is the Patriot. Unlike my MK22, This can be lethal, if shot in the correct places." The Mane Six all exchanged worried glances when he said that.

"You said you were an ommnivore, Correct? Have you eaten...M..meat before?" Asked a worried Fluttershy. Snake was reluctant to answer, because this pony looked like she really liked animals.

"Um..Yeah..Snakes,Chicken,Birds." 'Horses' Snake added silently in his mind. Fluttershy fainted at what he said. The other members of the group quickly caught her. Applejack said with a worried tone.

"Did...Didja really eat one of them Snakes?" Snake quickly replied by shooting a snake with his MK22 and pulled it close to his mouth and took a bite of it. While he was ripping of the skin, the others looked at him with disgust.

"MMM....Tastes like chicken. I don't eat horses though, Or Ponies. So, Your all safe." The Mane Five all exhaled and began talking to him.

"So did you beat up a lot of bad dudes!" Asked Dash.

"Yes." Replied Snake

"Can I fix that AWFUL uniform for you? It really dosen't complement your Eye." Asked Rarity.

"Uh...Ok. I want to keep the cap." Said Snake, Clutching his cap.

"Uh..what happened to your eye?" Asked Twilight. While studying his Patriot.

"I got shot. And DON'T TOUCH THAT GUN!" Yelled Snake. Twilight quickly returned his gun. Snake clutched the gun with his hands. He stared intently at the gun. He remembered The Boss teaching Him CQC He remembered killing Her with The Patriot. Pinkie Pie broke him out of his trance by saying

"OOOOH IT'S SOOOOO COOL CAN I SEE THE PATRIOT....THINGY PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!" As she tried to get the patriot out of Snake's hands.

"NO! STOP PLEASE!" Exclaimed Snake as he pried the gun out of Pinkie's hands. It.was too late. Snake's finger hit the trigger..The only sound that was in the forest was a high-pitched Scream.

"AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" Pinkie fell to the cold ground. Her arm was soaked in blood.

"PINKIE!" Yelled the five ponies. Snake crouched down next to Pinkie and ripped the arm of his coat off.

"I NEED SOME SPACE! MOVE! NOW!" Yelled an irate Snake. He pulled out his knife and gave Pinkie his cap to bite down on.

"Alright, I need to extract the bullet from your arm...er...leg. Bite down on my cap. And don't scream." Said Snake. Pinkie nodded and bit down on the cap.

"A...are you going to STAB HER?" Asked Rainbow Dash, with tears in her eyes.

Snake replied " Yes and No..I need to pry the bullet out. I'm going to use my jacket to stop the bleeding. Just stay out of my way, and she will be fine." The Five ponies nodded.

Three hours later.

At the Ponyville hospital: Pinkie was being stitched up In the Operation room.

Snake was staring at his Patriot again. He could hear The Boss's Voice in his head. 'There Is only room for one snake...and one boss.' 'Remember the basics of CQC!' 'Snake..Snake....

"SSSNNNAAAKKKE!" Yelled Rainbow Dash, snapping Snake out of his thoughts.

"The Princess wants to meet you." Said Twilight.

"Oh..Shit." Said Snake.

Story Ideas. And News.

Alright. Ive been thinking. There is a distinct lqck of Mega Man Fics on this site. And I think I shall put one stroy on hiatus in order to start this story. My computer is finally finished. so i will have more chapters up soon. vote on whic Fic should be on hiatus while i begin my Mega Man Story. Note: This is CLASSIC Mega Man.

MORE PLOT DEVELOPMENT!

Snake was having a hard time thinking about what he would say to these 'princesses'. Apparently there are TWO of them. Snake continued pacing...until a voice broke him out of his trance.

"WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!? GIVING PINKIE A WEAPON LIKE THAT! I SHOULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!' Yelled an Irate Rainbow Dash. She was floating near Snake, with tears in her eyes and a disheveled (Lol I can't spell it.) Mane. Snake looked at her with angry eyes. 'she thinks I GAVE HER THE WEAPON! WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"SHE. TRIED. TO. TAKE. THE. WEAPON. FROM. ME! I DID NOT GIVE IT TO HER!" Yelled Snake. He was pissed because...

1) He is stuck in a motherfucking Land of talking horses.

2) This whiny bitch is accusing him of giving a PONY! A Loaded Weapon.

"NOW LISTEN HERE, I SAW WHAT HAPPENED AND YO-" Dash was cut off by Pinkie Pie limping into the room.

"P..please stop. I tried to take the weapon from him. it's my fault I ju-" Pinkie was cut off by her friends pulling her into a hug.

"Uh..sorry. Snake. I was worried...and stuff." Said an ashamed Rainbow Dash.

"No Problem. Uh..is that a chariot?" Said Snake Looking at a golden chariot pulling up outside