The Waste In Space

by TheNativeBrony

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Dark
Length: 1533

( JUST A LITTLE THING YOU GUYS SHOULD READ: I know that Municipal Waste had a song to deal with themselves killing humans and being like zombies, but I need to give them credit, and don't forget about the album cover.)

It was a simple mission, Princess Celestia just wanted the Mane Six to go out and look for Luna, but she was never found on the moon or any of the crater, nor caves. So Celestia get no transmission from Twilight or her friends, So she sends some other ponies to the job, and the other six finds the ship and notice that there is something else on that ship except the Mane Six.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-29 08:50:02 UTC

The Hole Thing

CELESTIA'S TRANSMISSION TO THE MANE 6.

"PRINCESS! PRINCESS!" Yelled Twilight

"What is it Twilight?" said Celestia calmly

"We couldn't find your sister!" yelled Twilight

"What do you mean?" asked Celestia

"What I mean that she is not on the moon!" answered Twilight

"Strange, have you guys looked every where on the moon?" asked Celestia

"Yes we looked in every crater, and or cave." said Twilight

"Hmm I wonder where could she be. Twilight may I ask where is your current location?" asked Celestia

"Oh Princess we are in the ship, coming back home, and why do you ask?" answered Twilight

"Just wondering." said Celestia

Just then Celestia heard screaming and yelling.

"Princess! We are under attack!" Yelled Twilight

"What?! By what?" yelled Celestia

"I don't know, but Rainbow killed it, whoa pinkie is bitten by the thing." said Twilight

"Is pinkie alright?" asked Celestia

"Yea, but she is just bleeding a little." answered Twilight

"Ok, you guys-" said Twilight, but Rainbow cut her off.

"Pinkie are you alright?" said Rainbow

"Y-Yea....Just....Hanging around you know..." said Pinkie, but Pinkie was trying to hold in the pain that the thing delivered.

"Ok, Fluttershy get the medkit, and fix pinkie up." Said Twilight

"Alright Pinkie you just sit there, I'm going to patch you right u-" said Fluttershy, but Pinkie did some thing to her.

Just them Pinkie Bit Fluttershy on the cheek.

"Holy shit! Celestia!!" yelled Twilight

"What? What is going on?!" said Celestia

"Pinkie bitten Fluttershy on the cheek!" yelled Twilight

"Hey Pinkie what is the matter with you!?" yelled Rainbow

"Rainbow leave her alone we need to focus on fluttershy." said Twilight

"Twilight, is Fluttershy hurt badly?" asked Celestia

"Well she is not bleeding eternally." said Twilight

"By the way where is Rarity and Apple Jack?" asked Celestia

"Oh, them they are sleeping." answered Twilight

"where are they sleeping at?" asked Celestia

"In the Bathro-" replied Twilight, but she was cut off by Rainbow

"Pinkie why are you acting like this?!" asked Rainboe

The pink pony didn't reply. Then Rainbow grabbed the 9mm which was stored in a bag they had.

"Pinkie you hurt Fluttershy say that your sorry!"

"Hey come on guys violence is not gonna get us any where, so lets just-" said Twilight

"Shut up Twi! This pony is no more!" yelled Rainbow

Just then Celestia heard gun shots.

"Rainbow! You might of hit one of the oxygen tanks!" yelled Twilight

Just then Apple Jack came out of the bathroom.

"Hey what are ya silly fillies up to?" said Apple Jack

"Glad to see your awake Aj."  said Rainbow

"What The Fuck! What is the matter with you Rainbow?!" asked Aj

"Well She bitten Fluttershy!" Yelled Rainbow

"Well, maybe she was just wondering what Fluttershy's hair tasted like!" Yelled Aj

"Guys! Arguing is not gonna get us any where!" yelled Twilight

Celestia just sat there listening to the three arguing.

"Rainbow! Watch out!" yelled Aj

"Oh What ever Aj! I am not falling for that!" Yelled Rainbow

Then Rainbow felt heavy breathing on the back on her neck, and she turned over. The two sat there and watch Rainbow Dash, face to face with the unusual looking Fluttershy, and Rainbow dropped the 9mm. Rainbow was filled with silence. Then Fluttershy wrapped her arms around Rainbow and tried to take a bite out of Rainbow. But Apple Jack pulled Fluttershy off of her.

"Whoa there Fluttersh-" said Aj, But Fluttershy delivered a bite to Aj's arm, and Fluttershy turned around and grabbed Aj and she was biting Aj's neck and she grabbed her arm and start chewing on it. The two watch and Rainbow ran over to Fluttershy and she was trying to pull Fluttershy off of Aj but she knew that it was to late. Then Fluttershy got up and walked slowly toward Rainbow dash. Then Twilight grabbed the mic that was connected to the radio.

"Princess! Fluttershy is attacking us! an-an-" said Twilight. But the radio lost connection.

"Twilight! Twilight!!" Yelled Celestia

Then Celestia thought and thought then it came to her she will let six more people out there. Then she called the guards and she said " Guards, you two will have to six more people out there, and if they refuse just say that its the matter of life or death.." Then the two guards ran out of the castle, and ran to random houses the first house they found it was a nice house but it was little, as they walked to the door, and knocked. Then the door opened and the woman said "Are you the guys that deliver muffins?" the guards looked at each other and the guard on the right said "Ma'am you need to come with us..." "Uhh, alright." said the woman, and the guards ran to another house but it wasn't a house, but the women was just sitting on the street, and she was holding a sign 'I will do anything for food.' and the guard on the left gave out a small chuckle. The three walked up to the lady, but the one on the left said to her "Miss come with me." and she looked at him and she said "Ok but you better give me free food." "Just come with us." said the guard "But if I say no?" said the lady "We will just kill you." said the guard. Then she gave him a mad look. "Just come with us and we will feed a you." said the guard. "Why thank you." said the lady. A young looking man came out side his house, and stretch his body, then he seen the guards and he looked at them and they stopped in front of him and they both said "Come with us." "Hey ok, just let me get some of my clothes on." he said, and he walked out with an ordinarily black tank top and black jeans. "lets get going." he said with a smile.

As the hole group of people walked to the castle and the Princess looked at the guards at her balcony and she smiled. Then she heard someone barging in her room and said "They are after me!" but she just looked at him she heard knocking and one of the guards said "Princess, may we come in?" and she looked at the young man and she said "Unlock it!" so he unlocked the door and the guards and the two women walked in, and the Princess said "I shall need all of your names, please."

The young man walked up and said "My Name is Mac, and you name might be?"

"Celestia...Princess Celestia." said Celestia

Then the one who was looking at the back, and she turned around and said "Huh? Oh, my name is Derpy."

and there was the last one with silver hair and she said, "The Great and Powerful Trixie."

"Ugh, not this bitch again..." as Celestia thought to herself

"Ok, you guys instead of other people i brought some pros." said Celestia

"Oh, boy I wonder who it is!" said Derpy putting her hands together and while jumping up n down.

"It's the Wonder Bolts!" said Celestia

The Wonder bolts walked in and one with hair that looked like a flame said "Ok, Celestia all are we doing is gonna go find some kids lost in space and that's all?"

"Yes and make sure they are safe." said Celestia "Lets go to the ship shall we?"

As they walked to the ship, Celestia got a telegram from one of her guards. The guard said "Excuse me princess , we got reports that Twilight and Rarity are the only ones on the ship now."

"Well looks like we have to skip the training..." said Celestia, and she forgot about some thing. "Oh here you guys here are some space suits, and just 50.cal magnums. But use the ammo wisely." Then she ran off to the launching button.

Then mac looked at every one striping and he shrugged and fallowed along.

As they got dressed the Wonder bolts got in first as they went in spitfire sat in the driver seat and Mac sat in the passenger seat. "Hi my name is Mac, and yours?" he asked. "Spitfire, nice to meet you." answered Spitfire. "Hey are you guys ready for launch?" asked Celestia. Mac and Spitfire held up a thumbs up. "Good luck." said Celestia while pushing the launch button.

As The six flew through the air and through the clouds and the hemisphere, and into space. Derpy was ooing and ogling at the stars. every one in the ship where bored, but Mac found a Daring Do book.

"Heh, guys look at this." said Mac

"That's mine!" said Trixie while taking the book away from Mac.

They sat there for count less hours and Derpy unbuckled her belt and zero gravity was on and Derpy was floating in the air.

"Hey guys look at me! I'm floating like that girl on 'The Exorcist'!" said Derpy

Mac and Soarin were laughing at Derpy. Then Everyone except Trixie, and Rapidfire, and Mac looked at the two and then he asked "Dose anyone have a marker?"