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Papers, Ponies, and Attitude

by Yellowtail
At the Equestrian Border Checkpoint, we have our “hero”, Anon, who suffers through the day to day life of stamping papers. He's an ass.

Hi, I’m Anon. I’m the asshole in the booth at the Checkpoint. See, ever since I came to the Equestrian Border Checkpoint of Manehatten, I’ve done two things. Stamp papers, and yell at people. I do both of these things really well. Now, without further ado, get your shit and get out, you’re holding up the line.

Papers Please does NOT belong to me, but there isn’t a tag for it. Sex tag is for references to sex. Also, there’s a shizzle ton of swear words. It get heckin hectic.

Amazing Cover art by LazyHooves
Chapters 1-14: The Human Arc
Chapters 15-28: The War Arc

Teen
Incomplete
Sex
Profanity
Violence
Crossover
Death
Human
Narcotics
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Comedy
Romance
 
PMAO

195027 words: Estimated about 16 hours to read
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44 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: Papers Please Bitch 2018-07-31 15:12:35 UTC
    3649
  2. Chapter 2: Anon Gets Angry And Shit 2018-08-25 00:07:56 UTC
    2973
  3. Chapter 3: Effin’ Princess... 2018-09-29 17:24:15 UTC
    4179
  4. Chapter 4: Fricken Kids 2018-10-04 02:00:50 UTC
    3626
  5. Chapter 5: Shitty Clever Title 2018-10-05 20:36:55 UTC
    4788
  6. Chapter 6: Helpin’ And Shit I Guess 2018-10-11 13:55:30 UTC
    4340
  7. Chapter 7: Drinkin To Get Fuckled Up! 2018-10-16 10:48:50 UTC
    5471
  8. Chapter 8: Back To Fuck-All 2018-10-19 11:11:24 UTC
  9. Chapter 9: Some Other Shit I Guess 2018-11-01 00:13:41 UTC
    6355
  10. Chapter 10: Fuck Making Chapter Titles 2018-11-12 18:32:15 UTC
    4855
  11. Chapter 11: Diddly Do Dah Day Mother Fucker 2018-12-02 23:58:13 UTC
    3830
  12. Fuckin’ Fan Mail 2018-12-02 23:58:30 UTC
    2145
  13. Chapter 12: So, Some Shit FINALLY Happens... 2018-12-14 23:26:08 UTC
    6624
  14. Chapter 13: Fuck Nuggets 2018-12-24 02:43:05 UTC
  15. Chapter 14: Therapy And A Fucking New Year (End of Arc 1) 2019-01-09 00:17:29 UTC
    10291
  16. Chapter 15: This Is Just Bullshit 2019-01-30 23:36:23 UTC
    6405
  17. Chapter 16: Love Can Kiss My Ass 2019-02-20 12:11:24 UTC
    7257
  18. Little special 2019-02-25 13:56:14 UTC
    2113
  19. Chapter 17: So, Some Shit Starts Up 2019-03-30 18:24:49 UTC
    8382
  20. CHOOptah tenEIGht: Some REAL shizzle! 2019-04-01 21:01:07 UTC
    605
  21. Chapter 18: Wherefore Art Thou, Tom-Fuckery? 2019-05-05 22:09:47 UTC
    8835
  22. Chapter 19: Fuckin’ Who? Nah, Fucka You. (Re-rewritten) 2019-06-13 16:41:59 UTC
    5721
  23. Chapter 20: Fuck Ups And Some Shit 2019-08-09 20:44:06 UTC
  24. Chapter 21: So This is Some Weird Shit 2019-08-17 01:41:41 UTC
    7709
  25. Chapter Not-22: The Battle of Fuck-It 2019-08-18 04:12:24 UTC
    1477
  26. Chapter 22: So Bullshit Gets Better 2019-09-06 19:36:36 UTC
  27. A Special! (Author QnA) 2019-09-18 01:14:01 UTC
    1825
  28. Shorts: Multiversal Fuckup 2019-10-06 21:23:50 UTC
    1469
  29. Chapter 23: Aaaand Shit Hits The Fan... 2019-11-05 11:48:32 UTC
    5752
  30. Chapter 24: Fuck Wars 2019-11-08 17:55:51 UTC
    6634
  31. Chapter 25: The Part Where We’re Fucked 2019-11-10 21:27:35 UTC
    5845
  32. Chapter 26: Welcome To Manehatten! Now Get Your Shit And Get Out. 2019-11-12 20:16:21 UTC
    5919
  33. Chapter 27: Fuckin’ Greeeaaat 2019-12-09 10:42:11 UTC
    5715
  34. Chapter 28: Fucking Bootleg Christmas and Shit (Finale) 2020-01-09 16:18:31 UTC
    5663
  35. Short: Board (As Fuck) Meetings 2020-01-22 12:35:01 UTC
    2032
  36. Short: Guard Duty 2020-01-29 17:43:41 UTC
    2094
  37. Short: Whisking Away... 2020-03-22 16:12:48 UTC
    2919
  38. Short: A Reality Check 2020-03-25 05:11:38 UTC
    3114
  39. Kwality cahntint (April Fools) 2020-04-01 17:08:26 UTC
    1985
  40. Non-Canon Ch1: Oh Fuck I Forgot How To Make A Proper Chapter Title 2020-04-27 07:33:23 UTC
    10009
  41. Non-Canon Ch2: If You Do The Fuckin’ Thing... 2020-08-15 17:25:09 UTC
  42. Non-Canon Ch3: ... And You Don’t Fuck It Up.... 2020-09-01 02:27:24 UTC
    7753
  43. Non-Canon Ch4: ... It Still Falls The Fuck Apart. 2020-11-08 05:13:03 UTC
    8797
  44. Non-Canon Ch5: Fuckers Stole My Chapter Title. 2021-03-02 18:24:22 UTC
    5872