Like Rabbits

by Old Goat Abadeer

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Main 7 (EqG), Slice of Life, Rarity (EqG), Comedy, Romance, Applejack (EqG), Equestria Girls
Length: 1647

The success of the Rainbooms performance at EquestriaLand helped them book lots of gigs. But what does it matter when two members can't stay off each other long enough to practice!?

The Rainbooms popularity has soared over the summer thanks to their performance at the Equestria Land Themepark! However despite booking more gigs then ever before they can't seem to catch a break. Mainly because two members would rather focus on each other then their obligations to the band.

One shot: Contains Rarijack again...obviously

Published 2018-07-10 19:50:08 UTC
Last updated 2018-07-10 19:50:08 UTC

Practice Makes Perfect, If You Can Make Practice

Sunset shimmer hummed along as she strummed her guitar, tweaking the cords trying to get it to sound just right. Next to her Pinkie Pie playfully banged on the drums and giggled while Rainbow Dash just rolled her eyes and huffed. Meanwhile Twilight and Fluttershy slowly walked towards the large outdoor stage the girls had rented out for the day to practice in with frozen drinks in tow. "Are Rarity and Applejack still not done changing yet?" Twilight asked rather surprised. "Oh my, you don't think something is the matter do you!?" Fluttershy asked as she handed Rainbow and Pinkie Pie their slushies.

"Oh I don't think they're in any trouble, but I have a good idea of what they're doing back there." Sunset chuckled as she gave off an aggravated sigh.

"Oh now, you don't think? Not again!?" Twilight hesitantly asked despite already knowing the answer. "We have our big performance at Camp Everfree in 3 days and I promised Timber we'd be at our best!" Twilight bemoaned.

"Afraid so." Sunset chuckled. "So who wants to go down there with me this time and help break em up!?" The Rainboom's leader asked.

"NOT IT!" Shouted Rainbow Dash. Fluttershy just looking at her friends and rolling her eyes. "I'll go" Twilight stated "Those two need someone clear and precise to explain how this unprofessional behavior is negatively effecting the bands efficiency!" The purple skinned girl stated as she pushed up her glasses.

"Oh, oh, I'll go too!" Pinkie cheered waving her hand. "I mean Applejack is my cousin....I think" The girl chuckled. "Might as well try to help her get over her marshmallow addiction.

"Well OK then" Sunset smiled. "Let's go get the rest of our band-mates.

Meanwhile underneath the outdoor amphitheater the remaining to Rainbooms were having a little fun with one another.

"Oh, Applejack!" Rarity cooed as the orange skin Cowgirl playfully bit on her lovers ear. The two positioned in the back end of the room trying to be as quite as they could during their latest make-out session.

"Hehe, not so loud" AJ Chuckled. "Don't want the others to hear us and ruin the fun" Applejack stated as she continued to tease Rarity. Kissing her cheek and then going down her neck until she had her face buried in her soft pillowy marshmallow breasts and began to rub her face against them. "S-stop that, i-it tickles!" Rarity continued to chuckle. That is until the two heard the door open and saw the lights come on.

"Told yea" They heard Sunset state with a sneer.

"Seriously!?" Twilight Huffed.

"AWW, THEY'RE JUST SO CUTE TOGETHER!!" Pinkie Pie excliamed.

"PINKIE!" Sunset and Twilight shouted.

"Oh, yea not helping-sorry" Pinkie Awkwardly smiled with a small nervous chuckle.

Meanwhile Applejack and Rarity looked at their band-mates their faces red as a fresh apple plucked right off of one of Granny's trees.

This wasn't the first time their friends had caught them making out. In fact it had become a somewhat common occurrence lately much to the disappointment of the couple and the aggravation of their friends.

"Seriously guys" Sunset scolded "I know you two are a thing now, but we only have 3 days until we perform at Camp Everfree again and we only have today to practice because Octavia's crew and The Shadowbolts have the amphitheater booked up for the next few days! Can't you focus on band practice, just this once!?" Sunset asked the two in an aggravated voice.

"So terribly sorry darling, it-its just that." Rarity nervously chuckled.

"Just what?" Twilight huffed. "Just that you two don't have enough self control to keep it in your pants!" Twilight accused. "I mean, you've only been together a month! A MONTH! Timber and I have been dating for like A year and we haven't made out once! And do you know why!?" Twilight sarcastically inquire.

"Nah, Ah Don't but i'ma guessin you'll tell us anyway" AJ Huffed back.

"BECAUSE WE HAVE SELF CONTROL!!!" Twilight angrily huffed. Her eyes starting to glow blue with magical energy.

"OK Twi, why don't you just take a break over here before you go all Midnight Sparkle on our friends and send them to some other dimension or something like that." Pinkie Pie awkwardly chuckled as she set Twilight down in the corner and gave the girl a Lolipop and a glass of water.

"OK I think what Twilight was trying to say is that while we are all super duper happy you two finally admitted how you feel about each other that maybe just maybe you could keep the love making to the bedroom!?" Pinkie Pie nervously chuckled.

"I know we've been a bother lately darlings" Rarity admitted. "But really we don't have much else of a choice!" She pouted.

"And why is that?" Sunset asked raising her eyebrow.

"Well cause ah can't rightfully get any privacy on the farm as busy as it always is most hours ah the day. Heck first time Me & Rare started goin at it the night after all that hooplah at the park we almost got caught by Big Mac! Can you imagine how emberrisan that woulda been!" Applejack replied.

"Yea, having your brother walk in on you would be pretty embarrassing" Pinkie Agreed. "Maud almost walked in on me Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy having a three way once, man was that a close call!" Pinkie Pie chuckled.

"Wait, you did what with who!?" Sunset asked in disbelief before shaking her head and focusing back on AJ and Rarity. "OK, learning more about my friends sexual adventures then I care to aside..." Sunset awkwardly joked. "We really do need to start focusing on practice. So you two get dressed and i'll help you work something out afterwards, OK!?" She asked begging her friends to cooperate.

"Ah guess thats fair" Applejack agreed.

"Indeed, now come Applejack darling. We have a performance to er....practice" Rarity awkwardly chuckled.

Sunset just rolled her eyes and laughed it off, glad to finally have everyone ready to practice their latest set.

Later that night.

"Sorry again about being such a bother today darling" Rarity apologized to Sunset as she and Applejack entered the old two story building Sunset's loft was in. "No biggie, it's fine really. I understand. I mean, I kind of forced Flash to do the same thing with me back when I was, well...you know" Sunset blushed thinking back to when she was Canterlot High's awful one-dimensional school bully. "Anyway the reason I brought you here is because I think I have an answer to your problem." She smiled as she walked past the door to her room and towards the one in the back.

"uh, Sunset, we passer yer room" AJ stated.

"Exactly, we aren't going to my room" Sunset chuckled. AJ and Rarity now having a confused look on their face.

"You see, other then me no one really rents a room here, so the building is pretty empty most of the time save when Celestia And Luna want to do one of their weird murder mystery book club things upstairs. So they said if I ever needed I could use the extra rooms down here, and I figured why not finally take them up on that offer!" She smiled as she got out her skeleton key and unlocked the door.

Applejack and Rarity looked in and saw a rather small but clean and well furnished room. One small window high above the bed that from what they guess probably looked out into the ally. "Its not much" Sunset admitted. "But I do a good job of keeping it and the other rooms clean so if you two wanna come here during your free time to use it, it's all good with me." Sunset blushed looking at her friends.

AJ and Rarity just chuckled back at Sunset and then at each other. "Well it's much better then a barn or the underside of a stage" Rarity admitted. "Hey now, I know you love rough riddin in the barn" Aj teased. "True, but tonight I feel like something a bit softer" Rarity cooed as she looked longingly at the bed.

"Well then, Ah guessin we best be gettin to it!" Applejack excitedly exclaimed as she picked-up Rarity and walked towards the bed. The fashionista chuckling all along the way. Meanwhile sunset just smiled as she closed the door, and let out a heavy sigh. "I swear those two" She began, her thought interrupted by the sound of the bed rocking. She blushed. "Those two are just like Rabbits" She laughed as she walked back towards her loft deciding she'd kill some time by playing Tirek's revenge one last time.

Meanwhile across town....
" Is there a reason Twilight's Eye's have been glowing since she got home?" Shining Armor asked his wife

"I think she's still upset one of her friends pointed out she hasn't gotten anywhere with her boyfriend over the past year." Cadence whispered back.

"W-would you like some ice cream sweetie?" Velvet nervously asked her daughter, knowing Twilight could be difficult when she got like this. Twilight just looked at her mother with a demonic glare "No...Thank You" She gritted.

"Hehe, best to just leave her be honey" Nightlight gulped. "You know Twily needs her space when she gets like this" He nervously chuckled.

"SPWACE!!!" Baby flurry heart innocently laughed looking at her grandfather.

"DAMN YOU APPLEJACK!!!" Twilight angrily screamed as she squeezed her fork. "Just you wait, i'll go all the way with Timber, just you wait & see!!" She manically internally monologued as her family went back to trying to enjoy their dinner and hope Twilight didn't make the house dissapear again.

Author's Note

Another Rarijack one-shot sort of. Thanks for reading, more long format stories coming....some day. OK BYE!! :applejackconfused: