Twilight sparkle, a loveless romantic and partial kink enthusiast spends her days doing most anything other than pleasing herself, but on occasion she does like to partake in a festive dance with her favourite toy in the world. Pimped out to every desire, it seems to be missing and what's worse? It seems time is running out. Can she find it before the secret is let out? Is it even a secret? She will fight through space, upon alternate dimensions of reality and even time itself in her determination to avoid the embarrassing truth. What could possibly go wrong?