Discord's Brain-Teasers

by reader8363

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Discord, Anthro, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Non-consensual
Length: 2489

A simple accident leads to an opportunity if it's Discord

It started with Discord have a bad day, but with a simple snap gone wrong, he saw it was a good way to have some fun with the ponies.

It contains Lobotomy, Incest It will grow as I continue

Published 2018-07-16 13:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-10-29 15:02:19 UTC

Chapter 1 | an accident

Discord sat down on the couch and sighed with relief that the day was almost over. It was tiring that Fluttershy had to be busy with her friends on some adventure where he wasn’t allowed to go since it might cause it to go wrong.

Fluttershy came into the house with a big bag of pet food, pushed it up and said as she turned to Discord, “Could you help me, I can’t get the other bag out of the cart.”

Discord sighed and snapped his claw for her mouth to vanish. It was quiet for a bit, then he heard a groan and something heavy hitting the floor. He looked over to see Fluttershy standing over the food with her mouth gaping open and dull eyes staring off into the distance. He got up and said as he headed over to her and knocked on her head, “Fluttershy, are you in there?” When Discord didn’t get an answer and it sounded like empty coconut, he popped open her head and looked in to see an empty skull. He snapped his claw to move all the food to their place as he closed her head. Here he had Fluttershy with an empty head and as far as he knew, she didn’t make any plans with the others. He grinned and started pulling up her sweater. Almost everyone knew that her breasts were massive, but she was too shy for her own good. Her breast almost spilled out, but her custom-made bra held them in place. He placed his claw in the middle of it and pulled down, letting them be free from the clothing confines.

Just as Discord was about to have fun with Fluttershy, there was a knock at the door. He let out a low growl and swung the door open enough to put his head through. Rainbow Dash was standing there. She gave him a cocky smile and said, “Hey, I forgot something here and came to pick it up.”

Discord said as he snaked outside without Rainbow being able to look in, “Why don’t you tell me what it is and I’ll find it and hand it to you.”

Rainbow shifted on her feet and said, “I don’t feel comfortable discussing it with you. Why don’t Fluttershy help me look for it.”

Discord said as he leaned against the door, “She’s tied up with the pet food at the moment. Why don’t you come back tomorrow since it’s late and She’s probably going to go to bed after feeding the animals."

Rainbow glared at Discord as if she was trying to read him, then she shrugged and said as she started to fly away, “All right, I’ll come back tomorrow for it.”

Once Rainbow was gone, Discord smiled as he was thinking on what to do to Fluttershy. Even though she’s his friend, he was being driven insane by her. He slipped into the house and said as he walked towards Fluttershy, “Now, what am I going to do with you?” Fluttershy didn’t say a thing except drooling all over her sweater and breasts. He walked up and gave her a pat on her back. Fluttershy fell forward and her face was cushioned by her breast. He sighed as he picked her up and carried her to the couch. As he was placing her over the armrest, a white ball of fur jumped on his nose and started to tap impatiently. He grabbed it and held it out for him to see what it was, it was Fluttershy’s most favorite pet, Angel. Discord sighed at another annoyance and snapped his claw for the animal’s food to be set up for them. He placed Angel on the table a pat his head. He looked up at Discord, then he hopped off and went to his dinner. Discord looked back at Fluttershy, whose hair was a mess and was a little wet from her saliva. He peeled off her sweats to see her round bubbly ass. He slapped it to a point that his lion’s paw hurt from it. Her ass jiggled a bit from it before becoming still. When he felt something rubbing against his fur, he looked down to see his barbed cock was poking out of its sheath.

He smiled and said as he reached down and held up Fluttershy’s head, “Fluttershy, can I fuck you while you don’t have a brain?” He shook her head up and down, then added, “Thank you, you are most kind.” He pulled down her panties and started rubbing his cock between her cheeks. He paused for a moment, then he went to her mouth and used it to make it wet to slide into her pussy with ease. He snapped his claws to make sure all the doors and windows are locked before somepony comes in and finds him in this situation. Then he went to her pussy and shoved it into her. He gasped with pleasure, her pussy was almost tight as a virgin, guess she “helped” one of her animals a long time ago, but he knows for a fact that it wasn't the bear. He started to pump into her harder and harder until she got saliva on her forehead. He paused for a few minutes to flip her around onto her back and shift her body down so that her head was resting on the arm-rest, then he resumed pumping into her like the horny animal he is. Time seemed to slow down by itself as his urges grew more fierce. He grabbed her arms and pulled on them as he shot his sperm into her pussy. The joint groaned slightly as if he was about to rip them off. After he was done, it left his completely exhausted from coming into Fluttershy and the long day he had. He laid down next to her and fell into a peaceful dreamless sleep while thinking of how to have more fun with Ponyville and cause a lot of chaos.

Chapter 2 | a new toy and a plan

Discord woke to the birds chirping in the window. He looked out the window to see that it was daytime. He looked down at Fluttershy, who was drooling at a different angle and with Angel snuggled between her breasts. He smiled as he squeezed them, then he thought whether or not to give her back her brain or keep her like that. He decided to keep her like that as he watched Angel grow more uncomfortable with her breast squishing him. He glared at Discord, then hopped away. He patted Fluttershy’s face, then he helped her to sit up. He noticed that her lips were parched and summoned a wet rag to moisturize them to their red lips.

Then he heard something fall on the tiles. He thought it was one of the animals until he looked into the kitchen. Standing in the kitchen was Rainbow in her athletic clothing. Her mouth was gaping open. Her jaw was moving, but nothing was coming out.

He sighed as he stood up and said as he walked towards Rainbow, “And here I thought I locked all the doors. My guess is that you were in here before I locked in and decided to slip out once Fluttershy and I was busy.” He looked down to see a box on the floor that was cracked. He bent down and shifted through the wood to find a book, He looked it over to see that it was a romance novel.

Once Rainbow finally found her voice, she said, “What did you do to Fluttershy and no, I wasn’t in here before this morning.” She went to grab the book, but Discord pulled away with the book. She added as she took a step forward to get the book, “I’m not joking, give me my book.”

Discord sidestepped her and said, “I didn’t have you pegged for a romantic.”

Her faced blushed and she said right before she tackled him, “It was just a recommendation, I’m not into that.”

Discord didn’t move, which caught her by surprise. They tumbled on the ground and Discord said with a smirk, “If you wanted me, you could have asked.”

That made Rainbow’s skin turn a deep purple from the amount of blushing she was doing. She took the book and said as she started to fly towards the door, “You didn’t move. I’m going to get Twilight to help.”

Discord snapped his claws and Rainbow’s body glided into the ground and her head bumped into the back door. He sighed and said as walked over to her brainless body, “So close to getting outside, now what am I going to do with you?” To answer his question, the door trembled slightly from a series of pounding. He growled in annoyance with another distraction. He ripped the door off its hinges and glared at the creature who dared knock this early in the morning.

Soarin was standing at the doorway completely surprised to see Discord with an erection. Usually, sentient creatures wear clothes, but Discord is an odd one, he doesn’t seem to need to cover up. Soarin shook his head and said, “Hey Discord, I’m looking for Rainbow, she was to meet me for some laps before the show.” Soarin’s eyes widened as he looked past Discord to see Rainbow face down at the back door.

Discord smiled as he noticed that Soarin’s eye widened, then he said as he placed his arm around Soarin’s shoulder, “How about we make a deal, I let you have your fun with Rainbow for this one time only and you don’t say anything to anyone. Deal?”

Soarin gulped as he looked from Discord to Rainbow and back, then he nodded. Discord closed the door with a Cheshire grin from the left side to the right side of his face. He turned around to see Soarin flipping over Rainbow and pulling up her shirt to see he a-b cupped breast. His cock was noticeably growing larger by the minute. He was clearly enjoying her body, but didn’t want her or anyone knowing about it. Discord walked over to Fluttershy and lifted her over his shoulder, if he was going to wait, why not have some fun while doing it. He levitated the book over to him and sat down on the bigger couch with it while tossing Fluttershy’s mindless body onto the couch. She bounced and flailed about. He popped the top of her head off and looked the emptiness of it. He stuck a claw inside and scraped the side of it. Her body shivered as if she was cold. He grinned literally from ear to ear. He snapped his claw and a brain appeared in her head, but he kept it slightly open. A light came on in her eyes and she fell to all fours while repeating, “Moo.”

He laughed and turned to Soarin when he said, “Okay, now that is really fucked up. Where did you even get a cow brain.”

Soarin was sitting in a chair with Rainbow speared on his cock. Discord said, with a point, “It’s not as fucked as fucking a brainless body, so I don’t see what’s wrong with it. I guess there’s a cow out there becoming a vegetable and one pony that is going to be bewildered.”

Soarin opened his mouth but closed it without not knowing what to say. He looked at Rainbow, who was drooling over his shoulder while staring lazily at the front door. He sighed, then after he came into her pussy, he stood up and started walking towards the door while making himself look presentable. Discord said with waving both with his hand and Fluttershy’s, “I hope you had fun, but remember you have to pay next time.” Fluttershy mooed her goodbye with a confused look on her face. Soarin didn’t say anything just opened the door and walked out, leaving him with two girls that didn’t know what was going on, and couldn’t come up with many possibilities. But he could, that when he decided to run a business selling their sexual parts for use, but first, he needed to have some fun and get more ponies to be his profit makers. The ones of the wet dream would bring in the most bits. Discord walked up to Rainbow and dangled her arm over his neck as he snapped to get rid of the cum that was spilling out of her pussy, she wasn’t ready to be pregnant yet and no time soon. He decided that the second thing on the list would be birth control. As he was contemplating on who to get next without raising suspicion, he dropped Rainbow’s body onto the couch and snap his claw. Fluttershy’s head popped open like it was on a hinge, and he took out the cow brain to try a small experiment. He flicked the top closed and snap his claw again.
Fluttershy blinked as she stood up and looked around before letting out a yelp as she noticed that she was naked. She looked up at Discord, who was sitting there with his cock stiffened at the sight of her breasts swaying and bouncing, and said while grabbing her sweater, “Um, I’m not sure what’s going on, but could you please behave yourself?” She was about to add more, but she noticed Rainbow on the couch where Discord dropped her.

She started looking back and forth as Discord got up from the couch and said as he walked around her, “It’s okay, dear, if this worked, then she won’t remember a thing. Now to decide if I should make your brain smaller or disappear.” Fluttershy stiffened at his arms crossing over her breast, her body was shaking at what Discord said. He decided to relieve her of her brain. He kissed her on the cheek and snapped while holding her up. Her sweater dropped to the ground. He carried her to the other couch and headed up the stairs to get dressed with he knew that his cock would soften for a long time due him having two brainless sex toys al to himself for the moment.

He came back down in a black tee-shirt and a pair of purple shorts and said as he stepped out the door, “Angel, you are in charge until I get back with some things.” He closed the door before getting any confirmation that the rabbit heard him. He started whistling an eerie tune that couldn’t be placed.

Once he was in the center of Ponyville, he looked around at the ponies that passed him without giving him a second glance, until he saw Pinkie stepping out of the bakery. He grinned and said as he hurried to catch up with the hyperactive pony version of cotton candy.