Pickles & Milk

Spades Duck has a pregnant wife. She wants pickles and milk. Spades Duck attempts to obtain pickles and milk for her. Stupidity ensues.

Spades Duck has a wife who is preganté and she wants pickles. And milk.

Now with multiple alternate endings, begennings, a few guest chapters, and a halloween special!

It’s actually over. I swear.

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18165 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

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13 Chapters:

The Chapter In Which I Do The Words Good 2018-07-19 23:14:11 UTC
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The Chapter In Which I Do The Words Even Gooder (Alt. Ending 1) 2018-07-24 22:21:02 UTC
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The Chapter In Which I Tell Y’all The Truth: None Of These Words Are Good (Alt Ending 2) 2018-07-27 13:01:15 UTC
Alternate Beginning: Stupedipity 2018-10-17 16:01:59 UTC
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Alternate Ending 3: not the halloween special 2018-11-09 11:43:35 UTC
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Special December 6th Alternate Story Late-Halloween Thingamajigger: Pickled Candy Corn and Milk Duds 2018-12-06 17:23:59 UTC
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OMG IT’S A GUEST AUTHOR’S CHAPTER!!!!!!!11111oneoneone by GMBlackjack 2019-03-15 05:02:49 UTC
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The Chapter of Whole Milk: Alt. Ending Cinco (Reluctantly Coauthored by Sunmargarine) 2019-03-16 14:31:44 UTC
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The Chapter of Bread and Butter Pickles: Alt Ending S*x (by Sunmargarine) 2019-03-22 10:58:56 UTC
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Fool’s End 2019-04-01 10:16:20 UTC
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F̴͜ơ͡o͠l̵̴’s̀ ҉̶̀E̢̛͘n̸̸d̴ 2019-04-01 14:20:54 UTC
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F̀͋̈ͨ̄̋̂͐̋ͧ̽͌ͭ͒ͥ͘͞҉̲͙̱̯̰͇̼̖̥͘ͅ ̺̘̘͓̹͈̜̜͋͌̊̐̿̃̿̽ͧ͂̆̾̔̋͌ͬ͊ͧ̕͢O̓̔̿͗͂̎ͣͪ͗̔̈̏̑ͦ͋̃̚҉̛̼̫͔͓͈̫̘̭̹̠̜̲̱̲̜͞ ͨ́̉͋̎͗̎҉͏̨̦̝̩̦͔͖͘͢O̵̡̊̅̓ͩ̂͠҉͓͉̞͇̝̤̣̰̭̦͉̮ͅ ͭ̈́͛ͯ̽̃̎̄̐ͤ͛̿ͮ̇̿̚҉̜̙̯̼͓̦͖͚͙̥̕L̨͕̟̬̹͗͗͗͊ͣ̎̊̇̓́͂͒̑ͧ̈́͛̚͟ ̧̛̐̂̄ͮ̂͊̈́ͤ͠҉̳̲̗͔͓͙̙͖̜͓'̺͍̞̠̝̙̳͉̹̺͆ͫͦ̐ͤ̑͢͝ͅ ̶̷̨̇̅̊ͬͤͨ͑͌͋͗̏ͯ͘ 2019-04-01 15:55:50 UTC
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The True Ending: I Lied When I Said It Was Over 2019-08-11 12:16:15 UTC
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