Warning: Contains gore, femdom and is very, very fetishy. Also it contains Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, which may be even more offensive.

Hello. I was once an Earth pony with no friends. My family hated me. I couldn't find a steady job. That's because I was an adult without a cutie mark. I thought I would give anything to get one, but when these two beautiful former classmates of mine made me an offer, I'm not sure I could accept...

Note: This story takes place after DT and SS are grown up so they are not underage and even bitchier than before.