Planetary Annihilation: Ponies And Robots

by Blank-Page

Chapter 3

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I was sitting in the command center with Seras when an alert showed up on one of the screens. Turning my attention to it I saw that we were completely out of power. Mentaly sighing I disconnected myself from the charging station that was in no way necessary. Stepping outside I walked to the other side of the cavern witch took awhile considering how unbearably slow commanders tend to be. When I finally arrived I saw at least three hundred construction bots standing around the generators witch looked overtaxed. I commanded thirty of the construction bots to build more generators. I watched as the began to very very slowly build another generator.

It was almost painful to watch I walked away telling all factories to stop. Once I did that I saw we were gaining a staggering ONE metal per second. I died a little inside from that but continued on my way. I was walking towards the metal extractors when I asked myself why I didn't just make bigger generators and extractors. Or even just make a storage for them.

Mentaly hitting myself over the head I began to think of ways that I even could improve the current design. It was rather difficult to figure out but I had an idea. I opened the creator and began constructing a dome that would go over the extractor. I then placed tracks on the inside of the dome so things could move around. On the tracks, I placed multiple high power mining lasers. The lasers would do the actual mining so the old drill would be removed and replaced with a powerful vacuum. How it would move the metal I don't know but the simulations sad it would so hey. Closing the designer tab I then realized a problem. I now have an advanced extractor and nothing to build it.

I then go the feeling that today is going to include a lot of designing. Reopening the creator I decided to make the advanced bot factory nearly identical to the old one. But there would be two big differences. One it would be a LOT bigger two it could also alter existing robots. I placed the four walls which were all twice as long as I am tall. After that, I removed a large portion of the front wall and replaced it with a large bay door. I then on the inside placed four very large nano-lathes each of which was on an arm. I then covered the whole thing in three inches of titanium. I didn't want someone to break the thing that makes my troops.

I moved on to the advanced construction bots I decided they would resemble Hercules beetles. I first started with the body which wasn't difficult it was a simple oval shape. I made it to the back of the shell could open to either function as a shield or to allow the two nano-lathes to pop out. The shell was very heavily armored I'm not sure what the metal is called but it looks like the doom marines armor, so shits probably indestructible. I then moved on to the head which was the normal horns for the beetle. But on the inside of the horns, there was a small camera almost impossible to see but allowed people to have no place to aim to blind it unless they were lucky. I then moved on to the legs which were simple legs somewhat like the spiders but more heavily armored.

I closed the creator and ordered fifty of the construction bots to follow me. I took them over to a new large clearing in the cavern. Then told hem to construct the advanced bot factory. I helped them with this because they aren't the fastest builders. With how many of them there were and my help it was done within two minutes. I then cued up five advanced construction bots and told them to help build them.

After a minute the advanced bots were done who I sent to build advanced metal extractors over the old ones with a couple construction bots. Once that was done I made my way back to the command center. I walked into Sears listening to 'Fucked With An Anchor' by Alestorm. I laughed my ass of mentally for a second before saying.

"Oi Seras how about an upgrade," I said easily drowning out the music.

Seras turned off the music a second later and looked at me quickly. "Why would I need an upgrade?"

"Well, your a sub commander now so I figured that an upgrade would be an order. Then there's the fact the only way to tell you from the other scouts, is you actually have the ability to not do exactly what I say." I shrugged.

"I guess you have a point, I would love to not explode when a pebble hits me too hard," Seras said nodding.

"You scouts explode if that happens?" I question.

"Yes, we do. I once saw one of the scouts trip on a rock and explode."

"Huh well than let's go fix this." I turned around and began to walk to the Advanced factory.

Seras simply nodded and followed me. On the way there I was observing the base it was coming along nicely despite being mostly underground. As a pls now with advanced construction bots project T-R would probably move faster. Granted that is still painfully slow. Arriving at the advanced factory I asked Seras to step in once she had done so I opened the creator.

I at first saw nothing but then Seras's body showed up. The first thing I decided to do was make her more heavily armored and larger. I fist tripled her size putting her at roughly three-fourths of my sise. I then made her armor roughly an inch thick. Moving on to her general shape I made it sleeker hopefully to reduce drag. I then like the American I was, strapped some rockets to her back legs. I then made her teeth sharper because I think it would be funny for a huge robot wolf to eat something. I then put some grinders that yo see in woodchippers in her throat, and placed a materials container in her chest. Happy with her new design I closed the creator and let the factory do its thing,

It was interesting watching the factory disassemble her and keep her data core intact. Once she was reassembled I pressed the metaphorical button to turn her on. (No not like that get your mind out of the gutter.) I stepped back a few paces. Then waited for her to step out. When she did I was pleasantly surprised when she wasn't slow.

"This new body feels familiar yet strange a the same time," Seras said running in place.

"That's to be expected considering you weigh about three tons more than you used to. Almost all of which is armor or the rockets I strapped to you." I said sending her a video of someone shrugging.

"You really enjoy nonverbal responses don't you?" Seras deadpanned.

"Yup I do. Oh, could you run to Canterlot and give the princesses this. Just in case they hear about a giant rampaging robot army." I say commanding a construction bot to walk over to her.

"Why would I take a construction bot what could it do?" Seras asked looking at me inquisitively.

"It can build a communications thing then jump off a cliff and die," I say simply.

Seras makes a sound much like sighing and nodded. The construction bot jumps on her back and she begins her trip to the surface than to Canterlot.


Twilight was for once having a perfectly normal day. She had read a new book she got shortly after waking up. Then she and spike went down to get breakfast at a new restaurant in town. It was then that her day became not so normal. The ground started shaking. The shaking grows more and more intense and the booming was getting louder. Right as she began to go get up to yell for everyone to get indoors. A giant robot wolf jumped right overhead. It landed skidding swiveling rockets on its back to keep it from going into a house. It then fired the rockets and began to run straight towards Canterlot.

Twilight simply sighed and began to write a letter to Princess Celestia.


Mason was having a normal day he was sitting on a bench outside of the throne room reading a book. KD was standing next to him. Mason found himself wondering how many ponies noticed the slight color change between the new walls and the old ones. It was then that there was a loud boom of the castle door being opened. The ground then began to shake and KD stepped in the middle of the hall taking out her XO-16 and points it down the hallway. Mason grappled on top of KD and brought out his anti-titan weapon.

It was then that a robot wolf the size of KD rounded the corner and came to a screeching halt. We sat there for a moment staring at each other before I speak up.

"I'm not even gonna pretend this is the weirdest thing to happen to us this week," I said still staring at the giant wolf, "So are you here to try to kill us all or not?"

"No, I am not here to kill all of you. I am here to deliver something to the princesses. Although I was under the impression there were no humans on this planet." Seras said looking at Mason.

"I'm the only human on this planet at the moment. Oh, by the way, I'm Mason and this is KD." Mason sat down on the mentioned Titan.

"Good to meet you my names Seras." Seras nodded at the Pilot.

"Like Seras as in Hellsing abridged?" Mason said suprised.

"Yes as in that Seras," She confirmed

"I'm surprised that the giant robot knows what Hellsing is." Mason pointed out.

"Meh, my commander has nearly every digital entertainment video ever made." Seras shrugged.

"Fair enough well I'll let you continue on have a nice existence," Mason said hoping off KD and sitting back on the bench.

Seras nodded and walked past him and KD to the large doors. Opening the doors many nobles and random ponies shrieked as a giant metal wolf suddenly opened the door. Princess Celestia sat there with an amused expression on her face. She motioned for the ponies to leave the room. Once she had she coughed and stood up.

"Hello Seras what brings you here?." Celestia said standing and giving a motherly smile.

"Hello princess I am here to deliver something to you," Seras said slightly nodding to the construction bot on her back.

After she did so the construction bot hopped off of her back, landing surprisingly softly.

"Centurion wanted me to give you a way to contact us in case anything happens or you find another commander," Seras explained to Celestia.

Celestia nodded and said "That would be much appreciated after seeing him I find myself doubting the entire royal guard could beat him. If you wouldn't mind could it be placed behind the thrones?"

Once she said that the construction bot walked behind the thrones and constructed the communications array that most would call a radio. After this was done it walked into a corner and self-destructed leaving the walls and floor scorched.

"Well I should probably go Centurion probably wants me back," Seras said slowly backing away once she noticed the small wisps of flames coming off of Celestia's mane and tail.

Once she reached the door she turned around and began to run as fast as she could back to the base.


I was sitting there in the command center staring at an inexplicable email that I had received shortly after Seras left. The email was simply labeled 'Hey jackass' I'm not entirely sure rather I should be offended or not but there was one question going through my head. 'HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID SOMEONE EMAIL ME?' I after standing the rebooting myself for a few minutes decided to read the email because I have nothing better to do.

'Hello, commander thanks for not murdering the natives. It's the Merchant that sent you to Equestria. I have contacted you to tell you about tokens and what you are now. When I say what you are I don't mean you actual body I mean you are something called a displaced. A displaced is a person who has been sent from there home universe to another universe. Usually as a fictional character from their world. Because of this, we displacers decided you should be able to help each other out. So to do this you make tokens. To make a token you take an object that represents you speak some sort of message to it and toss it into the void. Don't worry about the technicalities of it I'll handle the rest I recommend you do this soon you never know'

-The Merchant

Mentaly shrugging I had one of the construction bots make a small figurine of a Centurion commander on my arm. After the bot jumped off of my arm and almost died I began to focus on it and then thought.

'I AM THE CENTURION COMMANDER OF THE IGNITUS FACTION IF YOU NEED MY AID OR SIMPLY SOMEONE TO SPEAK TO AND MAKE STUPID POP CULTURE REFERENCES WITH I"M YOU GUY. BE WARNED IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE SOME SICK SADISTIC BASTARD I WILL SQUISH YOU.' After that, a small portal appeared on my arm that the figure fell through.

That's when I heard it.

'SERAS!!


Far away in the solar system, an Invictus commander of the Remnants awoke on a damaged metal planet confused it looked around. It had no idea where it was but the one advanced radar he had left said there was another of his kind on this planet. An enemy it now had a goal.


Back on Equis the Rockteeh commander burst through the ground right in the middle of both of the armies. It scanned around at the two frozen forces when a terrified mage let off a bolt of magic and a scared minotaur archer did the same. The armies now a threat were marked for annihilation and the Rockteeth began to slaughter them with no mercy. There was chaos the enemies now fighting both each other and the Commander were losing very quickly a Pegasus and griffin scout both escaped to warn their respective governments.


Author's Note

Ehey my mans sorry it took so long but as promised, the new chapter is here.

Also, the next chapter will take a while as it is a crossover with With SCIENTIFIC NUTJOB's story The Enderman Named Carter.

So until then.

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