After a bit of planning they had the strategy. The earth ponies would charge straight into battle, with the pegasi strafing the ponies with cloud cannons and thunder bombs. The unicorns would be medics and provide mortar fire. Vasckine will be fighting too. Luna will be leading the charge with 3 Static Shotguns. Vasckine went into his private tent, and fished out his shotgun and 45 shells. He breached the weapon and loaded in four shells. Yes, he has a quad-barrel shotgun. He also equipped his dual-wield elephant revolvers. R.I.P. his arms. Now, it was- "Sir! Over 13,000 Newfoal soldiers have been spotted!" Jacksunny exclaimed.

"Shit! How far?"

"1.1 Kilometer, sir!"

"Well then, get yer ass out there!" And Jack ran off. Vasckine joined his troops, and Luna in some hastily-made trenches. "Soldiers! We are here today to fight for the last humanity, no matter how little of it is left! Despite the Barrier, despite the fact they have over 7 billion ponies, we will live! We will fight to the last bullet, sword, and stick! Even if we all die, we. Will. NEVER SURRENDER!!!"

"HOO-RAH!" The snipers start firing, and the pegasi fly a kilometer ahead to start their strafing runs. The snipers are aiming for the most armed and armored ponies, avoiding hitting Newfoals, as they are incapable of aggression, so they would just hurl potion at the soldiers, which they are immune to, so they aren't a threat until they get close enough to trample, and the ones with Static Shotguns will take care of that when it comes. After a minute, they are 250 meters away, and they are now at 9,000 individuals, a huge decrease, but not enough. After another 10 seconds, the machine guns open fire, cutting down ponies left, right, and up, the unicorns using mortar spells to take out ten at a time. Just before the Shotty's open fire,

"ENOUGH!!!!" Celestia screams, and all the Equestrians stop, but the Newmans (the anthro pony soldiers) continue to cut them down, stopping only after their current mag is empty. "You ignorant apes! How dare you resist conversion! You will be bette-" Jacksunny interrupts her.

"Your a little late for that," He says, stepping out from the trench, leaving his Shotgun behind. "Yeah, now we're better than you. Not only are we better physically, but mentally to. We don't just hate something for the bad, but we look at the good as well. isn't that right, Admiral Luna?"

"No..." Celestia whispers, shocked.

"Oh yes, sister." Luna steps out of the trench, her mane dirty and unkempt, and walks up to Celestia, spitting that last word with enough venom to kill Discord. "And now, we shall negotiate." Celestia opens her mouth to speak, but Luna slugs her across the muzzle with her fist, sending Celestia to the ground. She grabs her muzzle and yanks upward, forcing her to look Luna in the eyes. "Go back to your precious fucking ponies. Never come back. If you do, we'll slaughter every last one of your precious ponies, and it'll be your fault, because that wouldn't of happened if you just stayed the fuck away. Bye, you miserable cunt." She growls, throwing Celestia by the muzzle into the crowd, she gets up, and runs the way she came, the pony soldiers in tow. "Open fire." Luna says, calmly walking toward her army, looking solemnly at her army. After the ponies are out of range, everybody cheers. Luna walks up to Vaskine and hugs him, crying into his shoulder. A few minutes pass, and Luna draws away. "Thank you." He nods. They look each other in the eyes, and Vaskine lightly cups Luna's muzzle. He draws her in and kisses her. After a few seconds, he pulls back.

"I love you, Queen Luna." She gasps, and everyone turns toward them.

"I love you too, my King." Everybody starts clapping, and it eventually turns into full-blown cheering, with 'for the king' and 'for the queen' cheers mixed in with it. It will be a glorious wedding. But first, they have to settle down. Fuck, 'ere we go.

Author's Note

Yeah, if anyone was looking forward to this, here you go! And for those who post long-ass comments about how this story is terrible, remember,(Grammar comments are the exception.) I don't fucking care. (Unless it's useful. Like a good idea.)

Good day.
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