A Bark Of Chaos

You know, there's no point in explaining anything about me. Just go to where the dog is dropped off alright?

Whilst lounging around on the ceiling, Discord heard a knock on his door. As if gravity had been switched on, all of his items and himself that were once on the ceiling fell to the ground with a loud bang. It was regular for somepony to knock on his door at around this time. Wait, did this dimension even have time? A sun or moon would never come out. It was always wavy purple colors in his chaotic world. Well, according to Ponyville time, it was morning. So yes, it was the correct time.

Discord got up from his chair as he snapped himself to his door. It was most likely that crazy stallion mail pony who was always willing to strike out into his dimension and try and not get killed to just deliver mail to him. He probably should of been getting medals and awards for how long he had been doing this dangerous job and hadn't dropped out. Discord felt a twinge of guilt for him but not enough to make it easier for the poor pony.

He opened the door and sure enough he was there. He looked even more awful then usual however. His uniform was ripped and had holes in it and his usual hat was gone. Maybe one of his creatures from his dimension swiped it away? However, it wasn't the usual mail it seemed the pony had. He had a big brown box beside him with holes and a few little stamps.

"Bonjour my adventurer of my chaos dimension. You're not looking too good today." Discord greeted him as he leaned on the side of his house.

"You..Have..No..Idea.." The mail pony said through gasps, having a bit of a wisp as he talked. "I..Have..A..Parcel..Just..T-Take it.." He nudged the box over to Discord now as he backed away from it.

Discord stared down at the large box confused. He didn't say anything back to the pony as he teleported inside his house with it. Unfortunately for the mail pony, he was soon grabbed by a mutant eagle and carried off somewhere else across his dimension. It didn't seem like the mail pony cared however.

Once Discord was inside, he had seated himself on his couch and put the big box on a table. He stared at it for awhile before suddenly growing large claws and tearing it open like some kind of wild animal. The box was soon covered in scratches as the top popped open. He peeked in when suddenly he felt two small paws touch his face and bark.