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Down With the Pastryarchy

by kudzuhaiku
"When the revolution comes, who will be the first against the gingerbread wall?"

"When the revolution comes, who will be the first against the gingerbread wall?"

Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship, goes to Las Pegasus to attend the Great Equestrian Bake-Off. Being Twilight Sparkle, she can't have a pleasant trip, no. She finds herself in a convoluted mess of tribalism, government mandated fairness, a dying element of earth pony culture, and what just might be the remnants of the Great Equestrian Dream, a unity that might have never existed.

Left with no other choice, Twilight decides it is time to smash the system, forgetting that she is the system. Somehow, Twilight manages to lead a revolt against her own authority.

An entry in the Weedverse.

Teen
Complete
Sex
Profanity
Drama
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Romance
 
PTAOP

119561 words: Estimated about 10 hours to read
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38 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1 2018-07-26 16:40:34 UTC
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  2. Chapter 2 2018-07-28 15:24:32 UTC
    2927
  3. Chapter 3 2018-07-30 20:19:59 UTC
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  4. Chapter 4 2018-07-31 19:48:29 UTC
    2365
  5. Chapter 5 2018-08-01 20:15:46 UTC
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  6. Chapter 6 2018-08-02 19:15:59 UTC
    2627
  7. Chapter 7 2018-08-04 00:56:29 UTC
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  8. Chapter 8 (Musical interlude) 2018-08-04 20:22:50 UTC
    1051
  9. Chapter 9 2018-08-05 20:48:37 UTC
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  10. Chapter 10 2018-08-06 20:35:00 UTC
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  11. Chapter 11 2018-08-08 20:13:08 UTC
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  12. Chapter 12 2018-08-10 01:03:39 UTC
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  13. Chapter 13 2018-08-10 19:17:50 UTC
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  14. Chapter 14 2018-08-11 18:42:28 UTC
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  15. Chapter 15 2018-08-13 19:23:15 UTC
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  16. Chapter 16 2018-08-16 01:23:10 UTC
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  17. Chapter 17 2018-08-17 15:43:55 UTC
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  18. Chapter 18 2018-08-19 19:11:40 UTC
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  19. Chapter 19 2018-08-20 18:25:17 UTC
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  20. Chapter 20 2018-08-21 15:34:39 UTC
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  21. Chapter 21 2018-08-23 02:40:50 UTC
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  22. Chapter 22 2018-08-24 22:25:57 UTC
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  23. Chapter 23 2018-08-26 23:03:16 UTC
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  24. Chapter 24 2018-08-27 21:12:57 UTC
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  25. Chapter 25 2018-08-29 18:50:18 UTC
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  26. Chapter 26 2018-08-31 22:46:33 UTC
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  27. Chapter 27 2018-09-03 17:27:22 UTC
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  28. Chapter 28 2018-09-05 19:30:12 UTC
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  29. Chapter 29 2018-09-07 19:11:00 UTC
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  30. Chapter 30 2018-09-08 18:55:25 UTC
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  31. Chapter 31 2018-09-11 00:19:03 UTC
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  32. Chapter 32 2018-09-12 22:53:30 UTC
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  33. Chapter 33 2018-09-15 16:21:49 UTC
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  34. Chapter 34 2018-09-19 01:15:31 UTC
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  35. Chapter 35 2018-09-20 07:46:12 UTC
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  36. Chapter 36 2018-09-21 23:09:58 UTC
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  37. Chapter 37 2018-09-23 02:23:07 UTC
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  38. Epilogue 2018-09-25 21:35:21 UTC
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