My Little Yugi: Pinkie Is Magic

Chapters

Arrival
It's Pinkie Pie Time
Delivery
Confrontation
Bon Voyage
Beginnings
Beware the Pinkamena
Enter the Dragon Master
Enter the Pharaoh
That Freaky Fish Guy
Giggle at the Ghostlie (Part 1)
Giggle at the Ghostlie (Part 2)
Moonlit Talks
P.M.S. Er... I Mean E.S.P
Author's note again (because i know you love them so)
The Great and Powerful Espa
Aftermath (Before Biology)
Double 0 Telly
Hah competition time
Arrival: The Vagina Monologues Version

Arrival

Yami looks at his hand. No monsters. As of now, he can’t do anything to stop Kaiba. His field is empty. Kaiba has his last Blue Eyes on the field. Their life points are tied at 3100 apiece. Yami has two turns left before he lost. He has to trust in the heart of the cards.

He draws to start his turn. The card reads “Party Cannon: Attach this card to ‘Pinkie Pie’ to cut target monster’s attack in half. Then transfer that amount to ‘Pinkie Pie’.”

Yugi’s thoughts echo in Yami’s head. Hmm, I’ve never seen that card before. How did it get in our deck?

Yami replies, I don’t know but we can’t play it unless we have this “Pinkie Pie,” which I’ve never heard of, either. Yami takes “Party Cannon” and puts it face down in his magic/trap card zone. “Your move Kaiba!”

“Hmph, about time,” Kaiba, as always, is confident that nothing can stop him. “Blue Eyes White Dragon, attack!”

Yami braces himself as he feels the shockwave from the attack. He looks at his duel disc in time to see his life points drop to 100.

Kaiba laughes. “One more turn and the Championship is mine, Yugi, and you will no longer be the King of Games. My victory is all but assured. Hahaha!”

“It’s not over yet, Kaiba! Not until the last card is drawn.”

“Well, then, draw your last pathetic card, Yugi.”

“My deck doesn't have any pathetic cards, Kaiba. Well, maybe Kuribo, but he is great cannon fodder.” Yami draws a card. “But I also have this. I have no idea how it got in my deck, but here it is. I give you, Pinkie Pie.” He plays it.

A pink pony appears on the field. Its mane is pink also, and in tight curls. On her flank is a mark of two blue balloons with a yellow one in the middle slightly above the blue ones.

“Yugi, what the hell is that?” Kaiba asks.

“It’s a card that,” he reads the special ability, “roll a die and choose odds or even. If what you choose is correct, target monster your opponent controls come under your control. If wrong, ‘Pinkie Pie’ looses half her attack and defense points.” He flips over his magic card. “I now play the magic card ‘Party Cannon’ and attach it to ‘Pinkie Pie’ causing your Blue Eyes to lose half its attack points. Those points are now added to ‘Pinkie,’ giving her a grand total of 3500 attack points.”

The party cannon appears next to Pinkie Pie, and she starts. “Oh, I was wondering where this was.” She looks up at the Blue Eyes White Dragon. “Ooh, a dragon! You look like you could use a friend.” She presses the red button on the back of the cannon, and confetti shoots out, covering the Blue Eyes from head to tail. The dragon’s mouth turned into a smile as it became docile. “Now, that’s a nice dragon.”

Yami and Kaiba looked down at the pink pony in astonishment. “Yugi,” Kaiba called out, “did that Duel Monster just talk?”

Before Yami had a chance to answer Pinkie Pie spoke up. “I am not a monster, mister. My name is Pinkie Pie and I am a pony. If anything is monster around here, it’s all of these things that look like you. Talk about ugly.”

Yami just bursts out laughing. He’s laughing so hard it’s hard for him to get out, “I use ‘Pinkie Pie’s’ special ability.”

A red, six sided die appears between Pinkie’s hooves. “Hmmm,” she puts a hoof up to her chin as she looks at the die.

“Even,” Yami says solemnly.

Pinkie picks up the die and slams it down on the ground, causing it to roll uncontrollably. The die rolls around for what seems like an eternity before finally coming to rest on… four.

“No!” Kaiba yells in dismay. His Blue Eyes is engulfed in a white light and transferred over to Yami’s side of the battle field.

“Now, Kaiba, you are defenseless. Pinkie Pie, attack!”

Pinkie sighs, “If you insist.” She disappears, only to reappear right above Kaiba, landing on top of him. Kaiba’s life points scroll down to zero.

The field disappears. In the place of Pinkie Pie, there now sits a stunningly gorgeous girl with pink hair, wearing a pink tank top and short denim shorts. She looks down at the man she is still sitting on. “Oh, sorry.” She quickly scrambles to her feet. “Woah, this is weird.” She looks to her back side. “Where’s my tail?”

Yami retreats back into the Puzzle, leaving Yugi standing there, staring, open mouthed, at this new girl. Pinkie walks shakily over to him.

“Hey, you’re a lot shorter now.” She gently puts a hand on his head. Upon seeing her hand, she screams. “AHHHHHH, what’s wrong with me? Where am I?”

Yugi looks at her strangely, “Uh, this is Domino City. We just finished the Battle City 2 tournament. A-are you Pinkie Pie?”

“Yup, and you’re, uh, Yugi is what that man over there called you, right?”

“That’s me,” he holds out his hand to shake. Pinkie hesitantly takes it. “Over there are my friends Joey, he came in third in the tournament. Next to him are Tea, Tristan, and Duke.”

Pinkie is starting to warm up to the other people. “Oh, I love making new friends, we should have a party. Er, what do you, uh, people do for fun around here.”

Joey walks up to her and throws and arm around her shoulders, “Ah, don’t worry, Pinkie. We’ll show you a good time.”

Pinkie looks at him with a smile, “You voice is weird, hehe.”

Joey falls backward in embarrassment as the other break out into laughter. After Yugi collects his winnings, the six of them head deeper into town.

It's Pinkie Pie Time

Chapter Two

As the six walk into Domino City, Pinkie can’t keep her head from spinning in circles. The tall buildings, the thousands of people, it’s almost too much to take in all at once. Pinkie is so busy looking at the sights that she doesn’t watch where she is going. She trips over her own feet, only to be caught a second later by Joey.

Watch out there, Pinkie,” he says, not unkindly, “You don’t want to fall and hurt yourself.”

She looks up at him and smiles, “Thanks, Joey.” She turns to the group in general, “Now, where can we get some cake. I can’t celebrate with my new friends unless we have cake.

Yugi looks up to Pinkie. “There’s a bakery not far from here. After that, we can go to Grandpa’s game shop. We can have a party there.”

“Awesome! Let’s get going.” Pinkie runs off across the street to where she thinks the bakery is, causing much honking of horns and squealing of tires.

“Uh, Pinkie,” Tea calls out, “The bakery is this way.”

Pinkie turns back. “Oh, OK.” She runs back, causing more honking and squealing, and causing the others to cringe. “Now let’s go.” She dashes off in the direction that Tea pointed.

Yugi shakes his head, smiling. “I guess we should follow her.” The five of them take off after their bubbly new friend.

They stop at the bakery to find Pinkie already inside, talking the owners ear off and jumping from cake to cake.

“Hmm, do I want chocolate, or maybe vanilla? Ice cream cake! No. There are just so many choices. Oooh, what’s this? A cake with chocolate, vanilla, and ice cream. Iloveitiloveitiloveit.” She looks over at the new arrivals. “Guys, look what I found.” She points at the cake.

Joey and Tristan run over to the cake. “Wow, that looks amazing,” they say in unison. They look over to the owner. “We’ll take it.” Again, in unison.

“That’ll be twenty-five dollars,” the owner says monotonously.

Joey reaches into his wallet and pulls out a twenty and a five. He hands it over to the owner while Tristan grabs the cake.

“OK,” Yugi calls out, “let’s get back to the game shop so we can eat.”

“I can’t wait!” Pinkie calls out. “C’mon, guys hurry. I want to have one of the best parties ever.”

All six laugh. Duke speaks up. “Man, Pinkie, you love parties don’t you?”

“Of course I d-. Wait, what was that music?”

“What music?” Duke asks obliviously.

“That music just now. It plays when you talk. It kinda sounds like a very crappy version of what DJ Pon-3 plays in Ponyville.”

“Oh, don’t worry about that,” Yugi says. “That’s his theme music. He never hears it, but we’ve all kinda gotten used to it.”

“Oh, sweet. I love theme music,” Pinkie bursts out. She turns to Duke. “Though yours is a little bad.”

Joey laughs. “Yeah it is. Tristan even tried changing it once. That ended with a wrench to the knees.”

Tristan looks down. “I used to hate his theme music like you, but then I took a wrench to the knee.” (author’s note: sorry guys I had to do it.)

Yugi stops. “OK guys, we’re here.” He opens the door. “Grandpa, we’re back. I’ve brought a new friend, also”

“Oh,” a voice calls from the back of the shop. “What’s his name?”

“Her name is Pinkie Pie,” Yugi calls out as he ushers the others inside. “We are going upstairs to my room, we’ll be down in a bit.”

“OK, have fun.”

When they get upstairs, Pinkie immediately takes out the cake and starts digging in. Tea turns on music, and California Girls by Katy Perry comes on.

“Ooh, ooh, I sang this song,” Pinkie calls out. Then the words start. “Wait, no. She has the words all wrong.”

“Pinkie,” Tea says. “What are you talking about?”

“Do you have the instrumental?”

“Yeah.”

“Can you play it?”

“Uh, sure.”

Pinkie starts singing, “There is a place where the grass is what’s for dinner…”

When she’s done, Joey speaks up, “Wow, Pinkie, that was amazing.”

She blushes, “Thanks, Joey.”

The party goes on for about another two hours, the others sometimes asking Pinkie to some more.
“Hey, Yug,” Joey calls out to his best friend when the party is over. “We should teach Pinkie how to play Duel Monsters.”

Yugi brightens up at this. “OK, let’s do it.”

Pinkie looks confusedly between the two of them. “Uh, what’s Duel Monsters?”

Yugi give her a knowing grin. “You’re about to find out.”

Guys. you may not get some of the references if you haven't watch Yugioh the Abridged Series by Little Kuriboh. sorry about that. i hope y'all are enjoying the story so far. leave me a comment or thumbs up if you like. Constructive criticism is always welcome, also

Delivery

Chapter 3

“So,” Pinkie says thoughtfully, “this is a trap card, and this is a spell card.”

Yugi and Joey smile at her, pleased at her minimal progress. “Yes,” Joey replies. “Spell cards are meant to help you, while trap cards harm your opponent.”

“Oh, my. I don’t like hurting anypon- I mean anyone.”

“Don’t worry, Pinkie. It’s not physical harm, it’s just a game. It decreases your opponent’s chances of winning.”

“Oh, OK.” She smiles at Joey. He flushes a little. “These monster cards, they are meant to protect me and attack my opponent?”

Yugi answers this time, “Yes, think of them as a personal army.”

“OK, can we try a practice match? I think I might be ready.

“Joey, do want to do the honors?”

“It would be my pleasure. Don’t worry, Pinkie, I’ll go easy on ya.”

“I don’t want that, I want to see how I stack up against one of the best.”

“OK, then.” He gets out his deck and starts shuffling.

Pinkie gathers the cards she’s been using for a practice deck and shuffles them. When both players are ready, they draw five cards.

“OK, Pinkie, ladies first.”

“Okie dokie lokie.” She draws a card. “OK, I play Armored Dragon Lvl. 3. Then I play this card face down.”

“Very good, Pinkie,” Joey says as he draws his card. “I play Kimori Dragon in attack mode.”

“I think you just triggered my trap. Trap Hole.”

“What. Oh, man that sets me back.” He moves his dragon to the graveyard.

“Sweet!” Pinkie draws another card, “I sacrifice my Lvl. 3 dragon, and replace it with my Armored Dragon Lvl. 5. Oh, and I attack.” Joey flinches as he loses 2400 life points just like that.

The game goes on, both players holding their own until both life point totals are at 100.. Then a knock comes at the door.

“I’ll get it,” Yugi says as he gets up. He walks downstairs and opens the door. Standing in the doorway is the guy he has come to refer to as the hair guy.”

“Attention, duelist, is the one named Pinkie Pie here.”

“She is.”

“Attention, duelist, this is a letter to her from Maximillian Pegasus.” He hands a closed envelope to Yugi. “Have a good day.” With that he walks off.

Yugi walks back up stairs to see Pinkie and Joey staring at him. “The hair guy came by with this letter for Pinkie.” He hands her the letter. She opens it.

Dear Miss Pinkie Pie,

My name is Maximillian Pegasus. I am the creator of the game Duel Monsters. I would greatly appreciate if you could come by my island, Duelist Kingdom next week. There are some things I wish to discuss with you. Please, feel free to bring your friends as well.

With respect,

Maximillian Pegasus.

Sorry about the short chapter guys. ive had some bad writers block and this chapter shows it. However, i do believe this chapter creates a great segway (i hope im spelling that right) for the following chapter. i love you guys. thanks

Confrontation

Chapter 4

The six friends stood on the deck waiting to board the ship. As luck, or rather, as Pegasus, would have it, their trip to Duelist Kingdom coincided with a new tournament that Pegasus was holding. Yugi, Joey and Pinkie were all supposed to participate in said tournament. This time however, the rules were much more lax and friends were actually allowed to accompany the duelists.

Pinkie wore her now characteristic pink tank top and short jean shorts, bringing many glances from the male duelists. Over her shoulder she wore a satchel that held her deck that Grandpa had helped her build. She had a smile on her face, eagerly awaiting the making of new friends.

“Hehe, move aside butt munch,” they heard a nasally voice say from behind them.

“Oh, God, no,” Joey says as he turns around. He comes face to face with Weevil Underwood.

“Ah, Yugi,” Weevil says as he approaches the group. “Are you ready to be defeated by me?”

“Ooh, who are you?” Pinkie asks in her usual jovial tone.

Weevil looks at her wistfully, “Well, aren’t you the one to give Mai Valentine a run for her money. I am Weevil Underwood, bug duelist extraordinaire. And who, my sweet, are you?”

“My name is Pinkie Pie. So you duel with bugs. Well, I’m new to this game and all, but it seems to me that they won’t stand a chance against my dragons. Oh, and green hair, too. Rarity would have a fit.”

Weevil quickly recovers from this setback. “So, you’re Pinkie Pie, huh? Everyone’s been talking about you. About how you just mysteriously appeared at the end of a duel. Some people are even saying that you aren’t even human.”

“Well, technically, I’m not. I’m a pony.”

“What I meant was, they say that you aren’t even real.”

Pinkie starts to cry, her hair going flat. “Why would they say that? I’m real. I know I am.

Joey step in between Weevil and Pinkie and punches the former square on the nose. “You get away from her right now, you idiot, or I’ll have to beat your ass again. “Don’t want to be embarrassed again, do you?”

Clutching his bleeding nose, Weevil turns tail and runs to the back of the queue.

Joey rushes up and wraps Pinkie in a hug, “Don’t worry about him, Pinkie. He’s just a big jerk. Tell ya what, I’ll let you be the one to beat him in the tournament. How’s that sound?”

Pinkie cries harder into Joey’s shoulder and answers as if she didn’t hear him speak. “I miss them Joey. I miss all my friends back home. We were just having a party, and I just get whisked here out of the blue and am made to fight a terrifying dragon. I want to go home, Joey.”

“I wish I could help but-.”

He is cut off by a condescending female voice. “Well, what do we have here? Joey, I’m shocked. I thought we had something.”

Joey looks up at the form of Mai Valentine. “Mai, it’s not like that. I’m helping Pinkie, here. She just met Weevil.”

“Oh,” she replies, understanding dawning on her face. She walks up to Pinkie and puts a hand on her shoulder. “Don’t worry about that slug, Pinkie. he’s a jerk to everyone. Just show him who’s the better duelist at the tournament.”

Pinkie’s hair gains a little bit of its former curl at hearing Mai refer to Weevil as a slug. “Thanks, Mai.” She sniffles one last time, her hair returning to normal. “I’m Pinkie Pie, nice to meet you.” She extends her hand to shake.

Mai takes it. “I know who you are, darling. Everyone does. You are quite the mystery, though. I, however, would like to be your friend. We girls have to stick together, after all.”

Pinkie breaks the hand shake and gives Mai a hug. “Thank you so much, Mai, I love making new friends.” There is no trace left of the sadness that was there before.

The group reaches the ship, where they are greeted by the hair guy.

“Attention duelists, please present your dueling gauntlets and the tickets of any friends.” They each show their gloves and tickets in turn. “Attention duelists, you may proceed.”

The group thanks him, and they take their first step on to the ship.

Bon Voyage

Chapter 5

As she walks onto the deck of the ship, Pinkie Pie looks around in awe at the splendor of things. She walks with her group to the main hall, only to be further astounded. Twenty chandeliers hang from the ceiling. Round tables with seven chairs are set up all around the hall, fifty in total. People are already sitting at their tables waiting for the meal that will see the duelists off. The seven friends take their seats at a table near the stage. At each seat there is a menu. However, each dish has a meat with it. Pinkie looks up at the waiter who has just seemingly appeared out of nowhere next to the table.

“Excuse me, sir,” she says in her most polite voice. “Do you have a vegetarian menu?”

The waiter looks at her in disgust, as if were a crime to never eat meat. (It truly is, I mean red meat is fucking fantastic). “We do madam,” he said in a heavy French accent (French waiters, ha cliché). “Are you certain that you don’t want any of ze meat?”

“I’m sure,” Pinkie replies in her bubbly tone. The waiter walks away with a disapproving glance and returns shortly with a vegetarian menu. “Thank you, sir.” She looks at the menu. “I think I’ll have the large Caesar salad.”

“Very well.” He looks at the rest of the group. “And what can I get for ze rest of you.”

After the rest of the group puts in their orders, Pinkie notices that musicians are setting up for a performance on the stage. She looks at the turn table, gets up, and walks to the guys behind the table. The others watch her as she talks to him. He gives a slight nod and hands Pinkie a microphone.

“Hey everybody,” she says into the mic. The din in the room quiets down. “My name is Pinkie Pie and I thought I would play a song for you. I hope you like it. It is called Party with Pinkie.”

As she starts to play, people start getting up and going to the front of the stage, jumping up and down.

When the song is over, Pinkie resumes her spot at the table, where her food has been placed in front of her seat. Joey looks at her. “Wow, Pinkie,” he says, out of breath from jumping, “that was amazing.”

Pinkie blushes at the compliment. “Thanks, Joey. I just like to see people happy, and I think I contributed to that tonight.” She looks at his plate, which has a large t-bone steak on it. “Hey, Joey, do you mind if I have a bit of that? Now that I’m human, I want to try something that you eat.”

“Sure.” He cuts off a small bite and gives it to her.

“Thanks.” Pinkie takes the bite and puts it in her mouth. The juices taste somewhat metallic, but the overall taste is really good. “I like this,” she says after she swallows. “It’s a lot harder to chew than lettuce, though.”

“I’m glad you like it.” Joey looks at his watch. “Crap, it’s getting late. We should probably hit the hay. We will be arriving at Duelist Kingdom by noon tomorrow, and the tournament will start almost immediately. We need the rest.”

“You’re right, Joey,” Yugi says as he gets up from his seat. “Good night, all.”

Pinkie gets up from her chair, too. “Okie dokie lokie. Good night, everyone. I will see you in the morning.” She walks to her room and falls on her bed, exhausted. Once she falls asleep, her dreams are filled with a certain blonde haired individual.

sorry bout the wait yall. i really wish i knew how to imbed a video but i dont so sorry. also if you are wondering about the lack of a childrens card game, the tounament is about to starts so it wont be much longer. i am also trying to focus more on the social aspect and not the card games. i hope yall liked the chapter

Beginnings

Chapter 6

Pinkie wakes up fully refreshed and ready to take on the day. She looks over at her bedside table where a clock reads 9:37 A.M. She rolls out of bed and walks to the bathroom to take a quick shower.

When she gets out, she is fully awake. As she is pulling her shirt on, a plain white tee shirt, a knock comes at the door. She walks over to it and pulls it open.

Joey is standing there, fist raised to knock again. He looks down and notices that Pinkie is just in a shirt and pink panties. His cheeks instantly turn the color of tomatoes. Pinkie, however, is unabashed.

“Hey Joey, what’s up?”

Joey makes a point of looking anywhere but at Pinkie Pie. “I was, uh, just wondering if, uh, you wanted to, uh, come to breakfast with me.”

“Of course I will, silly.” She looks down, only now realizing her state of undress. She blushes furiously. “Uh, maybe I should but on some pants first.”

“Maybe,” Joey replies, sporting a nosebleed.

Pinkie pulls on her now trademark daisy dukes then walks out of her room, walking along side Joey to the dining area.

The dining hall is still a bit of a mess from the impromptu concert last night, but Pinkie and Joey find a clear table and sit down. Shortly after, a waiter appears.

“What can I get for ze two of you?” The waiter asks in a thick French accent.

Pinkie looks up. “Oh, hello again.”

The waiter looks at Pinkie, and, realizing who it is, his face falls. “Oh, eet eez you.”

“Yep, and, uh, I’ll have whatever Joey is having. I’ll try to eat more meat.”

“Very well, meess.” He turns to look at Joey, taking on a kinder expression. “What would you like, sir?”

“I’ll have two flapjacks with bacon.” He hands his menu to the waiter. The waiter walks off.

“So, Pinkie, any idea who are you gonna try to battle first?”

“I think I might try to battle that Weevil guy first. He was such a meanie.”

“Are you sure? He’s a pretty strong duelist.”

“Hey, if I can hang with you, I can definitely hold my own against Weevil. I’ll beat him easily.” She finishes with a confident grin.

Joey does not look nearly as confident, “If you say so.”

Pinkie decides to change the subject. “Uh, Joey, about this morning. I’m really sorry. It’s just that I’m still not that used to putting on clothes, usually being a pony and all. I’m sorry if I embarrassed you.”

He reaches over and grabs her hand. “It’s OK, Pinkie, don’t feel bad. It happens to the best of us.”

Just then, Yugi and Tea walk up to the table.

“Good morning, guys,” Yugi says brightly as he sits down at the table, Tea next to him. “Have you ordered yet?”

As if in response to his question, the waiter arrives with Joey’s and Pinkie’s food.

“I guess that’s a yes.”

The group then falls into a comfortable conversation. After about ten minutes Tristan and Duke show up. When it is almost time to dock, the group moves up to the deck to go ashore.

They slowly make their way up the thousands of steps up to Pegasus’ castle and wait for him to address the crowd.

After a minute or so, the hair guy steps on to the balcony. “Attention duelists,” he calls down. “I give you Mister Maximillian Pegasus!”

Pegasus walk out onto the balcony in his red suit, his hair still covering his left eye, even though he no longer possesses the Millenium Eye.

“Greetings all,” he says as he spreads his arms wide. “Welcome to Duelist Kingdom Version 2. I am happy to see all of you here, ready to vie for the title of King of Games. The current holder of the title, Mister Yugi Moto, is here among you.” He pauses so everyone can find Yugi and see him. “He is participating, but if you beat him before the finals, that does not make you King. You must win the whole thing. Once again, if you win, you get to face me, the creator of duel monsters. The tournament will begin in thirty minutes. You will be using duel discs courtesy of my friend Seto Kaiba. A cannon will sound to signify the start. Good luck everyone. I must go now to enjoy some gorgonzola cheese and the world’s finest wine.” He walks back into the castle to leave everyone to their own devices.

As the thirty minutes pass, Pinkie begins her search for Weevil. After finding him, she tails him until the cannon sounds. When it does she calls out to him.

“Weevil, I challenge you.”

He looks around the forest he led them into and smiles, “Very well, let us begin.”

Pinkie starts feeling herself change. Her hair goes flat and dulls to a dark pink. Her eyes become harder and change to a navy color. Her smile drops and is replaced by a twisted grin.
Pinkamena, what are you doing? Pinkie asks her alternate self.

I’m helping you, dear Pinkie.

I don’t need help. We’ve discussed this before. You are to stay repressed.

Damn it, Pinkie. I’ve seen you. Hell, I am you. You don’t have the proper aggression to win at this game. I am going to help you with that.

Pinkie Pie sighs internally, Very well. However, I am keeping you on a short leash.

Wonderful.

Pinkamena looks up at Weevil and says, in a slightly deeper, raspier voice, “It’s time to duel.” Her grin spreads to a wide, wicked smile.

Beware the Pinkamena

Chapter Seven

Joey looks over to Yugi, “Hey Yug, is it me or did Pinkie just change.”

Yugi looks closely, “It seems like she did a transformation similar to the one I do with Atem (guys tell me if you prefer Atem or Yami, I’m fine either way). But she doesn’t have a Millenium Item. I wonder how she’s doing it.”

Pinkamena looks at Weevil, “Are you ready, Weevil? You know, I was thinking, after this maybe we could make some cupcakes together.”

Pinkamena, stop that!

Oh, calm down. I’m just having some fun.

“What? Are you crazy?”

Pinkamena thinks for a moment, then smiles even more widely than before. “Why yes, yes I am.”

Dang it, Pinkamena!

Weevil shakes his head, scared by this new, terrifying Pinkie. “Whatever, let’s just start.”

“Very well.” She shuffles her deck and puts it into the deck slot. Weevil does the same. “How does a two star chip wager sound to you?”

“If it will get you to leave this island then that’s fine by me.”
She draws five cards then looks at her hand. She has a “Trap Hole,” “Red Eyes Black Chick,” “Red Eyes Black Dragon,” “Armored Dragon Lvl. 3,” and “Armored Dragon Lvl. 7.” She looks up at Weevil. “It’s a shame this duel won’t last that long.”

Weevil laughs a wheezing laugh. “Yes I agree, dear Pinkie. By all means go first.”

“OK, I will.” Pinkamena draws. Very nice. The Red Eyes Darkness Dragon. “I play one card face down. I then play Red Eyes Black Chick in attack mode.”

“Woah,” Joey cries out. “Where did she get that card? It wasn’t in her deck last time I dueled her.”

“I don’t know,” Yugi replies. “But, if she brought that out on her first turn, I know what coming next turn. Pinkie is already winning.”

The same realization seems to have dawned on Weevil. He quickly gathers himself, but it doesn’t stop his voice from cracking. “My turn.” He draws. His face falls as he looks at his hand. “I play this card face down in defense mode and end my turn.”

Pinkamena draws and lets out a blood curdling laugh. This just keeps getting better Pinkie. Look, the Armored Dragon Lvl. 10.

Yes, I see it, Pinkamena. After all, those are my eyes you are seeing with.

Damn, filly, you’re no fun at all.

Just don’t harm him when you’re done.

It won’t be anything physical.

Pinkie sighs, If you must.

C’mon he deserves it for what he said to you.

If you say so.

I do.

Pinkamena looks a Weevil with that same wicked grin on her face. “I sacrifice my Chick to play the Red Eyes Black Dragon!”

“Damn it,” Weevil cries.

“I attack your face down monster.”

Basic Insect is revealed right before it is blasted into oblivion.
“Your turn, Weevil,” Pinkamena says innocently.
Weevil draws, his face still down cast. “I play this monster face down in defense mode.”
Pinkamena draws. Eh, not bad I guess. “I place one card face down and then play Armored Dragon Lvl. 3. Then I will sacrifice my Red Eyes to special summon Red Eyes Darkness Dragon!”

“Oh wow,” Tea exclaims. “How is that card in her deck?”

“Once again,” Yugi says, “I have no idea.”

Pinkamena grins widely, “I attack your face down monster with my Armored Dragon.”

Leghul is briefly revealed before the Armored Dragon obliterates it. “Now I attack you directly with Darkness Dragon.”

Weevil screams as his Life Points drop from 4000 to 1000.

“It’s you last turn Weevil.”

Weevil draws, his face a picture of his dejected soul. “I play this card face down.”

Pinkamena draws. “I sacrifice my Armored Dragon to play Armored Dragon Lvl. 5 from my deck. I attack your face down monster with it.”

A high pitched scream is heard as Gokibore is destroyed. “I now finish you off with Red Eyes Darkness Dragon.”

When the duel is over, Weevil balls up into the fetal position. “How could I lose to someone who isn’t even real?”

Pinkamena runs up to him and gives him a swift kick to the face, causing Weevil to howl in pain.

“What was that, you worm?”

Pinkamena, no! Stop!

No! I will not stop. He deserves this for what he has said to us.

But… it’s just not right. Pinkamena can feel tears rolling down her cheeks from her more docile self’s emotions.

She screams at Weevil. “Call me fake on more time, mother bucker. Say fake one more Celestia Damned time. I dare you. I double dare you.” Each sentence is punctuated with a kick to the face. Tears are streaming down her face now as Pinkie tries to regain control.

All of a sudden Pinkamena is grabbed from behind and pulled away from Weevil. From far away, she sees the bloody mess of Weevil’s face. Pinkie immediately returns to herself. Her hair curls back up and returns to a bright pink. Her eyes grow soft and return to their natural bright blue.

“What have I done?” she turns and starts sobbing into Joey’s shoulder.

Pinkie, I’m sorry.

Go away.

I can’t, Pinkie. I am you. Listen, I’m sorry I lost control. It won’t happen again.

Why are you being nice?

Because if you are sad, I’m sad. Both of us like being happy. Granted, different things make us happy.

Do you promise to not lose control again?

I promise.

OK. You can keep on dueling.

Thank you, Pinkie.

Pinkie walks over to Weevil. Pulling out his star chips, she whispers in his ear, “I’m so sorry for what I did.” She walks over to her friends, who are looking at her strangely. “OK, so who’s next?”

So i know what y'all are all thinking. "Oh my God he posted two chapters in two days." Well sorry but it wont happen often. i sometimes suffer from serious writers block and college sometimes kicks my ass. not all that hard just a lot of stuff. anyway, i hope y'all enjoyed the chapter

Enter the Dragon Master

Chapter Eight

“Uh, Pinkie,” Joey asks as they walk away from the bloody mess that is Weevil. “What was that?”

Pinkie looks at him confusedly, “What was what?”

“You know, you went all, like, badass. I’ve never seen Weevil defeated that easily. I mean usually it takes about two episodes to beat him but you beat him in less than a thousand words.”

“Oh,” Pinkie laughs. “I’m sure it was the author just getting lazy and not really knowing many of Weevil’s cards.”

“Be that as it may,” Yugi says in wonder, “You beat him in less than five turns. I really don’t want to face you now.”

“Hey, Yug,” Joey yells out. “Who says it’s going to be you who faces her. I might be the one to face her? It might be me.” He finishes by striking a foolish attempt at a strong pose, causing Pinkie to laugh.

Pinkie frowns. “To be honest I don’t want to duel either of you.” Mainly because I don’t want to see what Pinkamena will do.

“Ah come on, Pinkie,” Joey wraps his arm around her shoulders, causing her to blush. “It’ll be alright. At the end of the day we’re all friends, right?”

Pinkie Pie smiles again. “That’s right.” She gives Joey a hug. “Thank you. Thank you all.”

“For what,” Tea queries.

“For becoming my friends even though you didn’t know me. I miss my friends back home and the crazy physics there, but you five have made being away from home bearable. So, once again, thank you.”

The other five look at each other and smile.

“Come here,” Duke says as he holds out his arms.

Pinkie embraces him, and they all join in a group hug. “But, seriously, Duke, you’re going to have to change that theme music.”

“What theme music?” He asks as they all break the hug.

“Duke,” Pinkie chastises him, “We’ve been over this.”

“But I have no idea what you are talking about.”

“OK, Tristan where is that remote that you had?”

“I don’t know, I lost it when Yugi busted my kneecaps with a wrench.”

“Well dang it. Well, Duke, I guess I’m going have to-.”

An explosion sounded from not far away. Above the trees rose a great blue dragon.

“Kaiba,” Yugi whispered as he ran off to the battle. The other five followed.

They came upon a clearing where the battle was being held. Standing at one end of the clearing was Seto Kaiba. On the other side was a duelist who looked like he was way out of his league.

“You should have known better than to challenge me, punk,” Kaiba said menacingly.

The boy was close to tears. “I’m so sorry. I just wanted to battle the great Seto Kaiba. Please let me keep one of my star chips.”

“Sorry, but a wager is a wager.” He walks over and grabs the boys hand. He plucks the two star chips out of it. “Better luck next time.”

“Hey, Kaiba,” Yugi yells as he runs over.

“Yugi?” Kaiba says in surprise. “I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. I am, however, surprised at the other two in your group that have dueling gauntlets.”

“Hey, Kaiba,” Joey yells in anger. “I’ll have you know that I am great duelist and definitely not a furry, and Pinkie, here, has already won her first match in less than five turns.”

“Ah, yes, I remember you. You were the pony-turned-human that sat on my head. Who did you win against? Some snot-nosed brat like that one I just beat?”

“Actually,” Pinkie replies, “his name was Weevil Underwood.”

Kaiba looks genuinely surprised. “Really, you beat Weevil in less than five turns. How?”

“With my dragon deck.”

“You have a dragon deck?” Pinkie nods “ What’s your most powerful one?”

“Um, either my Red Eyes Darkness Dragon or my Armored Dragon Lvl. 10.”

Kaiba laughs, “Well, it’s no wonder you beat him so easily if you brought even one of those cards out. Well, I look forward to battling you, Pinkie. You seem like you might be a good duelist after all. As for the rest of you, I’ll finish you off later.” Kaiba presses a button and his helicopter appears overhead. He gets in and flies off, in search of his next prey.

“What a creep,” Tea says after the noise of the chopper has died down. “I can’t believe him.”

“Don’t worry about it, Tea,” Yugi assures her. “We won’t see him until the finals. That’s how he works. Anyway let’s get moving. Joey and I haven’t had any battles yet.”

Enter the Pharaoh

Chapter Nine

The six friends have been walking around for another hour before they hear a voice.

“Yugi Moto, the King of Games! Finally, I have found you.”

All six turn around to see a kid no older than sixteen pointing a finger a Yugi. (Remember guys this is in the future of the show. They are all around twenty-one.)

“Finally I have found you,” the kid shouts. “I am going to pay you back for humiliating my brother.”

“Um,” Yugi says confusedly. “Who are you?”

“I am Needlez. My older brother was Dartz.”

“Ah I see. You know, Needlez, your brother tried to take over the world.”

“I don’t care!” Needlez yelled. “He was my brother and I am going to avenge him by defeating you.”

“Very well, then. I won’t hold back.”

“I wouldn’t want you to.”

The Millennium Puzzle at Yugi’s neck starts to glow, enveloping him in a warm glow. The group hears the softly spoken words, “Super special awesome ultra sexy transformation sequence.” Then Yugi is replaced by his alter-ego, Atem.

Pinkie leans over and whispers in Joey’s ear, “Um, what happened to Yugi.”

He whispers back, “Whenever he duels, the spirit inside his Millennium Puzzle takes over to help him win.”

“A spirit?” Pinkie asks in alarm.

“Don’t worry, Pinkie it’s a good spirit. It’s the spirit of an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh named Atem. He saved the world from real life duel monsters over five thousand years ago.”

All the while, Pinkie is nodding her head. At the last part, however, Pinkie abruptly starts shaking her head. “Five thousand years? Th- That’s impossible.”

“We thought so, too. But it’s true.”

“Also, what’s an Egyptian? Better yet, what’s a Pharaoh?”

“Well, an Egyptian is someone from the country Egypt. Pharaohs were the rulers of Egypt in ancient times.”

“Ah,” Pinkie looks thoughtful. “I see.” She looks back to where Atem’s duel had already started. “Wh- Wh- what just happened?”

Needlez had gone first and played Blacklands Fire Dragon in attack mode. Atem had then played a card that allowed him to bring out three tokens in one turn.

“Now Needlez, I sacrifice my three token to bring out The Winged Dragon of Ra.”

A glowing gold sphere appears above the battle field.

“You see, inside that sphere is my Winged Dragon. Behold.” Atem starts to chant. “All mighty protector of sun and sky, I beg of thee, please heed my cry. Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. I beseech thee, grace our humble game. But first, I shall call out thy name, Winged Dragon of Ra!”

The orb starts to shine even more brightly as is begins to take the form of the most powerful Egyptian god.

“What’s happening, Joey?” Pinkie calls out.

“Atem has just summoned one of his most powerful monsters, The Winged Dragon of Ra. One of the Egyptian God Cards.”

“Egyptian God Cards?”

“There are three in all: Obelisk the Tormentor, Slifer the Sky Dragon, and The Winged Dragon of Ra. Yugi owns them all.”

“Oh, wow.” Pinkie looks up at the golden dragon in awe, not even noticing the crowd that has gathered around.

“Now,” Atem calls out, “I’m going to end this duel. Winged Dragon of Ra, attack.”

The dragon shoots a fire ball out of its mouth, destroying Needlez’s dragon and reducing his life points to 0.

“How… How could I lose in one turn?”

Atem walks over to the boy. “You lost because you only wanted revenge. Learn to trust you cards, and, maybe, one day, you will able to beat me. Never forget your brother. I’m sure he was a good sibling, he just was too ambitious.”

Needlez looks up, “Actually, he was a horrible brother. He always picked on me. But… I had to try to defend his honor.”

“I understand,” Atem says as he helps the boy up.

Needlez takes out his two star chips and hands them to Atem. “Here, they are yours now. However, I will beat you someday, and then it will be for me, not for Dartz.”

“I look forward to that day, Needlez.”

“Thank you, Yugi.” With that, Needlez walks off in the direction of the boat.

Atem retreats back into the puzzle as Pinkie, Joey and the other run up to him.

“That was amazing, Yugi,” Pinkie calls out. “Now I’m really nervous about our duel.”

Yugi laughs, but before he can respond he is swarmed by the crowd of onlookers, all wanting his autograph. He looks at his friends and mouths, “Help me!”

Pinkie pushes her way into the crowd and calls out, “Hey everypony, er, I mean everyone. Um, I was going to say something distracting, but I forgot.” She looks down at the ground in disappointment.

The crowd, confused by Pinkie’s outburst, start talking among themselves as to who is this crazy woman. In the confusion, Tea is able to grab Yugi, and Joey is able to grab Pinkie.

“Whew, thanks guys,” Yugi says breathlessly as the group stops running away from the mob.

“No prob, Yug,” Joey replies, even more out of breath.

As the group looks around, they notice that they are at the edge of a cliff that overlooks the water.

All of a sudden, a harpoon impales the ground at their feet.

“Ah, finally, a challenger.”

So yeah i was pretty doped up on cold meds for this chapter. blame Arkansas weather for that. any way hope y'all enjoyed the chapter. if you haven't already thumbs up or comment. hell even click that watch button if you want. Until next time.

That Freaky Fish Guy

“Hey, I am not a freaky fish guy.”

“What are you doing here, Mako, get back in the story.”

“Not until you decide to call me something else.”

“Like what?”

“Oh, I don't know. How about MY NAME.”

“No no. That won't work. I mean I'll still say Mako when I write actual text, but in dialogue they are going to call you something else.”

“What are they going to call me?”

“That's a secret.”

“Damn it, Distorted.”

“Hey, watch your language m- ah, who am I kidding. Just get back in the story.”

“If I must.”

“Yes, you must.”

“By the way, who did I throw my harpoon at.”

“What, you don't know?”

“No I just threw it when I saw people.”

“Well sucks to be you, then.”

“Wait, what does than me-”

Mako Tsunami appears out of thin air in front Pinkie and her friends. “ean?”

Pinkie, being the most used to this type of thing, recovers first, “Hey there. Who're you? My name's Pinkie Pie, and these are my friends Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea, and Duke. Who did you say you were again?”

Mako looks at the pink haired individual with utter shock on his face. “Uh, I'm Mako Tsunami,” he starts slowly. “Uh, nice to meet you, Pinkie.” He extends his hand.

She takes it, and, instead of shaking it, she holds it still as his whole body moves up and down.

“Nice to meet you, Mako.”

“Uh, n-nice t-to meet you t-to, Pinkie.” Mako looks over the rest of the group, “Crap. I didn't realize the people I was throwing a harpoon at were you guys. (Why do I cringe whenever I write “you guys?” anyway back to the story.)

“Yeah, Mako,” Joey starts, “It seems that every time we see you you're hurling a harpoon at us. It seems you really are a frea-, I mean an aquaphilliac, yeah that's what I meant.”

Mako looks to the sky. “Seriously, Distorted?”

“You know it.”

“Damn you.”

“Just go with it.”

“Fine.”

As Mako turns back to the group, Pinkie jumps in his face. “Was that the author? Huh? Huh?”

“Uh, yeah it was.”

“Cool. What did he want.”

“To tell me to go with my new nickname.”

Tristan speaks up, “Well, you did marry the ocean, didn't you?”

“Yeah I did.”

“Then stop complaining.”

“Anyway, Mako,” Joey cuts in, “Are ya gonna duel me.”

“Oh, uh, actually I wasn't planning on dueling any of you guys until later. You know, so I could stay on the island a little longer.

“Ah c'mon. Tell ya what. We'll only wager one star chip. How's that sound?”

“Sounds like we've got ourselves a duel.”

“Nice.”

Joey and Mako walk over to opposite sides of the field that overlooks the ocean. Both shuffle their decks and slide them into the deck slot. When the decks enter, both sets of life point read 4000.

“It's time to duel,” the two shout in unison.

“Oh, I'm so excited,” Pinkie squeals happily. “This will be the first time i've ever actually seen Joey duel.”

Joey, hearing this, looks over and gives Pinkie a wink. “Get ready to be dazzled, Pinkie.” He looks over to Mako. “I'll start things off.” He draws. “I play 'Alligator Sword' in attack mode.” And so the duel begins.

So the battle rages on four about the length of three episodes. I'm not going to write it all mainly because I don't know any of Mako's cards besides “Fiend Kraken.” Anyway we are going to flash forward to the turn where Joey has just drawn a card and he has 1050 Life Points to Mako's 2300.

Joey grins wide as he draws his card. “I play 'Monster Reborn' to bring back my 'Jinzo' from before. And since you have no monsters on your side of the field, I attack.”

Mako shudders as his Life points drop from 2300 down to 0. “Once again, Joey Wheeler, you have bested me. One of these days though, I will defeat you.” He tosses one of his star chips over to his opponent.

“Yeah, you keep telling yourself that, Mako,” Joey calls as he catches the star chip. As Joey is walking back over to the group, Pinkie runs up and wraps her arms around him. “That was awesome, Joey. You had me worried there for a bit, though.”

“Don't worry, Pinkie,” Joey responds as he returns the embrace. “I knew I was going to win the whole time. All I gotta do is trust in the heart of the cards.”

Pinkie releases him and looks up into his face and smiles, giving a slight nod.

The group has been walking around the forest for three hours now, looking for a new challenger. They are about to give up when something drops out of a tree in front of them.

The new arrival is short, like, really short. His cheeks are sunken, giving him the appearance of the walking dead. It doesn't help that his eyes are too large for his face.

The man looks up with a wicked grin on his face, “Happy Halloween, bitches.”

So here it is guys, finally the next chapter. sorry for any grammatical errors. I don't have an editor and this is hot off the press. i wrote this chapter a little differently but i had fun doing it. I hope yall had fun reading it

Giggle at the Ghostlie (Part 1)

Giggle At the Ghostlies

Bonz, what are you doing?

"What d'ya mean?"

I mean you can't just say bitches in a story rated everyone.

"Hey you're the one who wrote it. I just say the lines. Also, wasn't the rating supposed to be changed after the Vagina monologues chapter?"

Ugh. It was but for some reason my computer is screwing up and won't let the options drop down, so it is still everyone. Anyway, get back in the story. The group is busy being scared of you.

"Oh, fun."

The whole group jumps back with a scream, all but Pinkie that is. She walks up to the new guy. She moves her nose within inches of his face. All of a sudden she sticks out her tongue a raspberry, spraying his face with spittle. She then bursts out laughing.

“Uh,” the new guy stammers. “That was not the reaction I expected.”

Pinkie steps back. “Well, you aren't that scary. Maybe a little weird looking, but, eh, who am I to judge someone if they are weird. Anyway, what's your name?”

“My name is Bonz, and, seeing as you were the only one not scared by me,” he looks at the others and smiles, “I challenge you to a duel.”

Pinkie looks up at the sky. “But it's dark out. We were actually planning on setting up camp soon.”

“What? Scared of the dark, are you?”

“No. It's just been a long first day.”

“Well, if you don't accept the challenge, you automatically forfeit all your star chips.”

“Oh,” Pinkie says brightly, “In that case, I accept.” She grabs her deck out of her satchel.

Joey, finally getting his voice back from the original scare, speaks up, “That's not in the rules, Zombie Boy.”

“No take backs,” Bonz quickly says.

“Pinkie,” Joey says as he walks up to her and puts a hand on her shoulder, “You don't have to do this.”

Pinkie raises a finger and gently pokes Joey on the nose, “Boop. I know I don't have to, but, hey, it means I get more star chips.” She turns back to Bonz. “How many are we wagering anyway?”

He looks thoughtful. “How many do you have?”

“Four.”

“I also have four. Let's make this an all or nothing duel. Four star chips each.”

“Okie dokie lokie.”

Pinkie's gaze hardens as her eyes change from sky blue to the deep blue of the sea. Her hair straightens out and changes from bubblegum pink to the darker, hotter pink of the sky at sunset. Pinkamena raises her head and is once again wearing her wicked smile.

“I never noticed this before,” Joey thinks aloud, “but darker Pinkie is really hot.”

“Joey!” Tea exclaims.

“Oh, crap, I said that out loud, didn't I?”

“Yep,”

Ha, Pinkamena thinks, Looks like your crush thinks I'm hot.

Don't let it go to your head. Pinkie says, wishing that Joey would say that about her.
I heard that, y'know.

Oh, shut up and get on with the duel.

As I said before, damn, filly, you're no fun.

Pinkamena looks at Bones, “It's time to duel.”

The two shuffle their own decks and slide them into the deck slots. Each draws five cards.

Well this hand isn't nearly as good as the last one we had, Pinakmena states as she looks at “Blacklands Fire Dragon,” “Just Desserts,” “Winged Dragon: Guardian of the Fortress,” “Armored Dragon Lvl. 10,” and “Curse of Dragon.” “I'll go first,” she calls out as she draws.

This is gonna be good.

Sorry for the short chapter but i thought i would finally leave a cliffhanger. Oh, and I finally have the Yugi/Pinkie battle fleshed out. Don't act like that was a spoiler, you knew it was coming. Anyway, love y'all. Thanks for reading.

Distorted

Giggle at the Ghostlie (Part 2)

Pinkamena looks at her hand. OK, so I just drew the Red Eyes Darkness Dragon, but I can't to jack with it until I get the Red Eyes Black Dragon out. Well crap I'll just do this. She calls out to Bonz, “I play one card face down, and then I play 'Winged Dragon: Guardian of the Fortress' in attack mode.”

“That's nothing. I play 'Crawling Dragon' in attack mode and I attack your dragon.”

Pinkamena flinches as her Life Points dip from 4000 to 3800. “Not bad,” She calls out, smiling wickedly. “Now let me show you how it's done.” She draws

Aww but I wanted the duel to last longer. Oh well I guess I win. “I discard my Red Eyes Darkness Dragon, my 'Armored Dragon Lvl. 10,' and “Curse of Dragon' to summon-”

“Why would you possibly want to do that?” Duke yells.

“Duke, shut up,” Pinkamena yells, disappointed. “I was trying to be dramatic, but, noooooo, you just had to open your mouth and play that stupid theme music. Now if you would, please, shut up I can win this duel.”

The group jumps back at the venom in her voice. Pinkamena hears Pinkie's thought, You didn't have to yell at him y'know.

I know, but that theme music is so annoying, and I really was trying to be dramatic.

I know, Pinkamena. Now, how 'bout we win this thing with that card you just drew.

Ah yeah.

“So, like I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, I discard my 'Armored Dragon Lvl. 10,' my 'Red Eyes Darkness Dragon,' and my 'Curse of Dragon' to summon 'Montage Dragon.'” A blue and white dragon with three heads appears on the field. It has huge arms and wings. As it lets out a deafening roar, the number 7200 appears next to it.

“7200 attack points,” Joey calls out. “What the hell is that thing?”

Yugi is looking up at the creature in awe, “It is Pinkie's victory.”

Pinkamena's smile spreads for ear to ear as she calls out, “'Montage Dragon,' attack.”

Bonz screams as he is blasted by the dragon's attack, and his Life Points drop to 0.

Pinkamena, I was thinking, Pinkie started, maybe you should start drawing out duels longer.

Why in Celestia's name would I do that?

Well, you see, if we keep winning this quickly, the readers will get bored and always expect us to win in under five turns.

It's not my fault the author made our deck so powerful.

Still, slow it down a little.

Aw, OK. I'll tone it down.

Thank you. I'll take over now.

Pinkamena's hair curls and returns to its original bubblegum pink, and her eyes return to sky blue as she transforms back to Pinkie. Pinkie looks over to Bonz, who is sitting on the ground, wide eyed. She walks over to him and puts a hand on his shoulder.

“Hey, Bonz, was it?” He nods. “Good duel.”

“B-but you beat me in two turns.”

“Hey, at least you did some damage to me. Weevil wasn't even able to do that much.”

“Wait, you beat Weevil, and he didn't do any damage to you?”

“Nuh-uh. I think he just got a bad draw, though.”

“Well, uh, here's your star chips.” He plucks them out of his gauntlet one by one and hands them over. “Good luck later on in the tournament.”

“Thanks. Maybe we can duel again sometime.” Pinkie stands back up and walks over to her friends. She turns to Joey. “So, I hear you think I'm hot,” she says with a coy smile.

His face instantly turns a bright red as he tries to stammer out, “I-i. Uh i-it's not like that. I-”

He is interrupted by Pinkie giving him a swift kiss on the cheek. “It's OK. If it makes you feel any better, I think you're kinda cute, yourself.” She turns around and skips into the woods. Her friends, including a shocked Joey, follow behind.

So yeah I was gonna add a bit more to this chapter but I suddenly got really tired. So Imma watch ponies on netflix and fall asleep to that. Oh, I almost forgot. If you have any ideas about dragons that should be Pinkie's deck, pm me and they may get in. Remember, first five seasons only. No syncro monsters. and if it is a fusion monster gimme the monsters that make it up also. And it should go without saying, but no Blue Eyes either. Love y'all,

Distorted

Moonlit Talks

Pinkie wakes up in a cold sweat, surrounded by darkness. Where am I? She asks herself. As the moonlight filters through and her eyes adjust she realizes she is in the tent with the others. All of a sudden, tears form in her eyes and her hair turns flat. She gently makes her way over to the tent flap, so as not to wake the others, and walks out into the woods.

After walking for five minutes, she sits next to a tree and begins to cry in earnest, her whole body wracking with uncontrollable sobs.

Pinkie, what's wrong.

Pinkie looks around for the source of the voice before realizing it's just Pinkamena. I thought you could here my thoughts.

Only when we are meshed like this. Other times I can only sense your emotions. So, uh, what was that dream about?

Just my friends back in Equestria. I really miss them. I know i've made some super duper friends here but it's just not the same.

If it makes you feel better, I miss them, too. Remember that time we made cupcakes with Rainbow Dash?

Pinkie coughs out a laugh through her sobs. Yeah, and, boy, was that a mess. I never realized a pony could be so bad a baking.

She did have that one good idea, though, add a full bag of sugar instead of our usual half a bag.

Pinkie laughed again, this time wholeheartedly. Yeah that was great.

What about that time you cloned yourself. Sweet Celestia, that was crazy.

Pinkamena, language.

I only know the vocabulary you do, The alter ego feigned innocence.
Bah.

Pinkie and Pinkamena sit there for the next ten minutes, the latter consoling the former, until they hear a noise from behind. Pinkie turns around, her hair curled up again. “Who's there?”

“It's just me, Pinkie.” Joey appears out of the darkness.

Pinkie looks down. “How long have you been there?”

“The last five minutes.”

“Why didn't you say anything?”

“I don't know. I... uh.”

“It's OK, Joey.” She scoots to the side to leave some room against the tree where she was sitting. She pats the ground next to it. “Come sit.”

Joey sits down next to her and she immediately rests her head on his shoulder. He looks down at her and gently starts putting his arm around her shoulder, moving hesitantly in case she tells him to back off. After receiving no objection, he puts his arm completely around her. “Feeling better?” He asks.

“Loads.”

“Do you wanna tell me what was wrong?”

Pinkie snuggles closes to Joey. “Just a dream about home.”

“Oh,” Joey pauses trying to think of what to say. Finally he settles with the words, “I'm sorry.”

“It's not your fault.”

“I know. It's just, I wish I could help you.”

She looks up into his eyes. “But you have helped me, Joey. You've made me feel like I belong.”

Joey blushes at the closeness of her and turns his face away. He squeezes Pinkie tighter.

The two sit there like that for the next hour, Pinkie dozing off on Joey's shoulder. Suddenly, Joey had an itch. As he went to scratch it, the moment was broken as Pinkie woke up. She looks up at him, smacking her lips from waking up. She stands up. “Thank you, Joey.” She bends down and gives him another kiss, this time on the lips. She stands up, her cheeks red, and she walks away. Joey just sits there, dumbstruck, watching her leave, and not disliking the view at all.

Sorry this took so long, y'all. My cat who I've grown up with has been diagnosed with cancer. I know, not that big compared to other people, but still, this cat has been in my life 17 out of my twenty years. I'll keep writing. It makes me happy, keeps my spirits up, especially knowing that i have readers. Love y'all. Distorted

P.M.S. Er... I Mean E.S.P

Pinkie wakes to the sun shining through the canvas of the tent. She smells something cooking of something cooking. She has never smelled anything so delicious. It is something completely new to her, but it was amazing.

She looks to her left and right to notice that she was the last one in the tent. She slowly sits up and made her way out of the tent on her hands and knees. Tea's back is to her as she crouched over a frying pan. This is where the delicious smell was coming from. Tristan and Duke are both lounging with their backs against a tree, each drinking a soda. Yugi and Joey are sitting against another tree, both looking at their respective decks, getting ready for the day.

Joey looks up as Pinkie crawls out of flap, and, as his cheeks turn red, he resumes looking at his “Jinzo” card with extreme interest.

Pinkie crawls over to Tea and looks into the frying pan. In it are some kind of strips, roughly the same color as Flim and Flam's manes. This is what was making the wonderful aroma.

“What's that?” Pinkie asks with interest.

Tea looks up and smiles as the new arrival. “Good morning, Pinkie.” She indicates the food in the pan. “This is bacon, it's a type of meat here. One my favorites actually. It's almost done. I'll call you over when it's time to eat.”

“Okie Dokie Lokie.” Pinkie stands up and walks over to where Joey and Yugi are sitting and sits next to the former, making her arm touch his. She pulls out her own deck and starts inspecting the cards, thinking of different strategies.

Pinkie is looking over her “Mirage Dragon,” thinking of different ways to employ it in her battle plan, even though it had worked exceptionally well in her last duel, when Tea called out, “Breakfast is ready.”

The five that were not around the frying pan quickly moved so that that was no longer a problem.

“Wow, Tea,” Tristan calls. “It looks amazing.”

“Thanks Tristan.” She looks at Pinkie, “Last time were here, We didn't pack any food, and Pegasus didn't provide any, so now I brought plenty of food, with all the stuff needed to cook it.”

“Ah, well I'm glad you did,” Pinkie says as she grabs some bacon and puts it onto a paper plate for herself. She takes a small, nervous bite. As she chews, her mouth turns into a smile. “Wow, this is good.”

Tea smiles in return. “I'm glad you like it.”

The group is chowing down when they hear a twig snap just outside the the clearing they were in.

“Who's there?” Joey call out.

A short man with shoulder length teal hair walks out of the shadows. He is wearing a pink shirt with black zigzags rung down it. His pants are a matte black. He looks at Joey. “Remember this meal, Joey Wheeler, for it will be you last on this island.”

Pinkie bounds up to the new comer and hold out her hand to shake, “Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie. What's your name.”

The man looks down at her hand and , ignoring it, replies, “I am Espa Roba, and I am here to eliminate Mr. Wheeler, there, from this tournament.”

Joey speaks up from behind Pinkie. “Jeez, Espa, can't you at least let me finigh my breakfast before I trounce you.”

Espa sighs, “Very well.” He looks at Pinkie haughtily. “You know you ruined my dramatic entrance with your talking. When I am done with Wheeler, I will come after you, and I will destroy you.”

Pinkie is pushed aside as Joey rushes past her and punches Espa in the mouth. “Don't you dare talk to like that, you phony.”

Pinkie stands back up and brushes herself off. “It was nothing, Joey. Don't worry about it. Anyway, even if by some small chance he does beat you, I'll just have to kick his flank and win back your star chips.”

Yugi, who had walked up during the commotion, whispers in Pinkie's ear, “Uh, Pinkie, humans don't have flanks, we have butts.”

“Oh,” Pinkie says as a blush starts creeping up her face, “sorry.”

“'S alright.”

“Well, are you ready to duel now, Wheeler?”

Espa had clambered back up after being knocked down, blood is trickling down from the corner of his mouth..

“I'm ready when you are, psycho boy.”

“It's psychic, you nimwit. And, also I will duel you fairly this time.”

“Great. Now, It's time to duel.”

Sweet i got another chapter out today. Hope y'all like it. Also my cat is getting a tumor removed Wednesday. My fingers are crossed that it is the only one. Love y'all, Distorted

Author's note again (because i know you love them so)

So, uh, yeah, I've been a little depressed lately. Thankfully my cat's cancer is gone. Anyway on a better note the chapter will hopefully be out tomorrow. most likely around ten or eleven pm central time. hugs to you all
love,

Distorted

The Great and Powerful Espa

Joey slides his deck in to the deck slot of his duel disc and draws five cards. Espa does the same.

Pinkie looks from Joey to his challenger and back again. Joey looks calm, if a bit surprised at his opponent's anger. Espa just looks mad.

“Three star chips,” Espa calls out. “That way I can get you off this island.

“Let's duel,” they shout unanimously.

(2 episodes later(in the Spongebob announcer voice))

“I use Jinzo to attack your Life Points directly,” Joey cries.

“No,” Espa yells as his Life Points drop from 2000 to ) in under ten seconds flat. “You couldn't have beaten me. I'm better than you. I know I am.”

“In your dreams,” Joey mutters so only he can hear himself. He walks over to his opponent and says, in a more audible tone, “Hey, Espa, why are ya so mad at me anyway? I thought we left Battle City on good terms.

Espa wiped an angry tear from his eye. “We did, but that was before I realized how you had humiliated my brothers and me. We made our money from Duel Monster tournaments. After you beat me and exposed my 'E.S.P.' no tournament has wanted me, even with me telling them I wouldn't cheat. It's all your fault, Wheeler. If you hadn't beaten me, I would still be in my prime.” Without warning, Espa hauls off and punches Joey in the face, causing him to hit the ground.

“You're going to regret that.”

Espa looks around for the new comer, only to realize that it the voice was coming from the pink haired girl in Wheeler's group. Something is different about her, though. Her hair is no longer curled, and it is a darker shade of pink; her irises have changed from sky blue to the deep blue of the ocean; and her eyes have gone hard, menacing even. The girl is wearing a devilish scowl, contorting her beautiful features.

“What was that?” Roba asks with false bravado.

“I said,” Pinkamena speaks in her sultry growl, “you are going to regret punching him.”

“Oh,” Roba smiles, “and how are you going to make me do that?”

Pinkamena disappears, only to reappear right behind Roba, two fingers pressing the side of his neck. She leans forward to whisper in his ear, “I could kill you right now, you know. If I just press my fingers into your neck, your body will seize up and you will die.”

Roba is trembling with fear as his pant start to darken at the crotch and down his khaki pants. He doesn't make a move. He doesn't even speak.

Pinkamena, that's enough, now.

But you're the one who wanted to change.

I know, but I don't want to kill him.

I never intended to kill him, just scare the piss out of him. Which I did, as you can see. Pinkamena chuckles.

Despite herself, Pinkie laughs, too, though it is not as full of mirth as her usual laughs. Fine. Keep control of my body for now, but do not lose control of your emotions.

Very well, little one.

What is that supp-

Pinkamena cut off her docile self as she came back to the world outside her head. Everything is how she left it. Roba cowering in fear at her touch, her friends standing across the clearing, standing with their mouth open. Joey still lay on the ground, unconscious, with blood coming out of his nose. She reaches her right hand down, her left still being on Roba's neck, and plucks out all seven of his star chips.

“I know the wager was only three, but I doubt you will need the other four any time soon.” She takes her fingers off Roba's neck and walks over to Joey. She kneels down next to him to examine his broken nose.

Roba, taking advantage of the girls current state of distractedness, charges her in anger. Pinkamena raises her left fist, causing Roba to spear his genitals on it. He falls to the ground howling in pain.

Now, that was just mean.

Yeah, even for me.

Now what were you saying earlier about litt-

Pinkamena cuts off Pinkie again as she returns her attention to Joey. She gently shakes him awake. His eyes open half way.

“Hey, sleepy head,” She says sweetly.

“Pinkie?” He says groggily, “Wha-?”

Pinkamena silences him by putting a finger to his lips, causing him to blush. “Shh. Quiet now. Your nose is broken. I'm going to fix it. It may hurt a little.” She puts both her hands against the sides of his nose and pushes, causing it to go straight with an audible snap. Joey cries out in pain, but his cries are cut short as he slips back into unconsciousness.

Behind her, Pinkamena hears Roba vomitting, and she chuckles softly to herself.

Author's Note

Hey guys. I know I saidIi would post a chapter yesterday, but I went on a Magic the Gathering binge. Anyway, like i said before, I've been kinda depressed lately and i think this chapter shows it a bit. Please don't hate me. Also there was a little foreshadowing in this chapter. Tell me if you spotted it.

Aftermath (Before Biology)

Pinkamena scoops up the unconscious Joey in her arms before walking back to the others, the sounds of Roba's vomiting music to her ears. She stops in front of her friends, who are still looking at her with their mouths open.

“We need to move,” she states bluntly. “I'd rather Joey not recover in the vomit of that fool.” she jerks her head to indicate Roba's motionless form. She walks out of the clearing, heading deeper into the woods, her friends take a second before slowly following.

After twenty minutes of walking, Pinkamena finds another clearing and lays Joey down, his head resting against a rock. She sits down cross-legged, her back straight, and waits for her friends. The slowly trickle into the clearing, giving Pinkamena a wide berth. She notices this and a small scowl forms on her face.

“I don't bite, you know. You can sit down.”

Yugi is the first to sit next to her. He looks her straight in the eye. “Who are you?” he asks.

Pinkamena looks back at him. She sigh resignedly. She suppresses Pinkie so she will not hear what is about to be said. “I am Pinkamena, a darker part of Pinkie,s soul.”

“So you are one soul?”

“For all intents and purposes, yes. We are whole. Though, technically, we are not the same entity.”

“I see.” Yugi looks around as the others take seats next to him. “Why, though, are you so violent?”

“You see, Pinkie had a depressing child hood. She lived on a rock form. I was born with her, see. No, not as a twin. I was born inside her. As a counter to her inherent bubbly nature. However, as I said she lived on a rock farm, and, that life being as depressing as it was, I was around more often than not, but even I could have no fun. Pinkie was all safe in our mind while I grew to resent the world. Finally, thank Celestia, finally that Rainbow showed up and taught Pinkie how to smile. Alas, the damage was done to me. While I was created to counter the happiness that is Pinkie Pie, and make her more... for lack of a better word, normal, the world I had grown up in took that to an extreme. My sadness turned to rage, and Pinkie had to work hard to suppress me. Thinks went wrong and we basically became to different beings living in one body. Only rarely do our emotions spill over to the other. You may have noticed my tears as I beat up Weevil. Those were not mine, they were Pinkie's. I must take part in the duels because Pinkie is not aggressive enough. Also, Pinkie's anger at Roba was so great after he punched Joey, that we switched places.” Pinkamena looks to the ground, “Please, do not hate Pinkie for any of the actions I commit.” A single tear rolls down her face.

Pinkamena is suddenly smothered as her friends all wrap there arms around her. She looks up in surprise and... comfort? She had never felt something like this except from Pinkie's distant feelings.

“We don't hate you or Pinkie,” Tea says. “You are both our friends. Believe or not, Atem, Yugi's Millennium Puzzle spirit used to be almost as bad as you.”

Pinkamena was surprised to find that she was actually crying. “Thanks guys.” She pushes away and looks at them seriously. “I don't want you to tell Pinkie about this. I will tell her in my own time. Right now she just thinks of me as another part of herself. I am going to change back now. Pinkie will fall asleep almost immediately. We are hardly ever switched for this long.”

Pinkamena's hair slowly curls back up and becomes brighter. Her eyes become soft once again and turn bright blue before they droop. Pinkie finds a space next to Joey and curls up into a ball just in time to fall asleep.

Author's Note

Short chapter. Filler chapter. Boring chapter. Say what you will about it, but it seemed like a good point to get some dramatic irony in there. Also i think now is a good time to say that i kinda picture Pinkamena like Moka White from Vampire Rosario except with pink hair. Anyway. I hope y'all liked the chapter.
Love, Distorted

Double 0 Telly

Pinkie wakes up to the sound of snoring all around her. She opens her eyes to the star riddled sky. Where am I? She looks around the clearing to see her friends all splayed out around her. She slowly stands and stretches. Her foot bump something soft next to her. She looks down to see Joey sleeping like a baby. Quite literally, in fact. His thumb is resting just inside his mouth as he lets out gentle snores. Pinkie smiles before slowly walking to the neares tree and sitting down to keep her silent vigil over her friends.

About an hour later, the sun starts to peak over the horizon, bathing the island in a beautiful scarlet. Pinkie walks over to the bags that were in the middle of the clearing and quietly pulls out the pans that they had been using to cook meals. She pulls some bacon out of the small cooler they had and starts up the battery powered electric skillet. She peels the bacon apart and slowly puts it in the skillet. After she has a good twenty pieces cooked up, she dump out very little of the grease by the tree line. She sets the skillet down and walks back over to the cooler to grab the eggs and milk and spatula. She cracks the eggs and places them in the bacon grease. After cracking a full dozen eggs, she pours a little milk in them and begins to stir, making sure all the yolks break.

She looks up as she hears movement and sees Tea walking toward her. The other female of the group gets on her knees next to Pinkie and looks down at the still runny scrambled eggs. “You cook them in bacon grease?” Pinkie Pie only nods. “I've never heard of that.”

Pinkie nods again. “Neither have I. Where I come from, we don't eat meat. I just thought this might taste good, so I did it.”

“I see.”

“I SMELL BACON!” Joey sits up and yells. His shout cause the birds in the nearby trees to take flight and the others to wake up.

“Joey, keep it down!” Tristan yells just as loudly.

“Look who's talkin'.”

Pinkie looks at the two and smiles softly to herself. “Calm down, boys. Breakfast is almost ready. I'm finishing the eggs now.”

“Whoa, Pinkie's cooking,” Duke says. “Should we be scared? Have you ev-” He is interrupted by another pan flying over and hitting him in the face. He cries out in pain and starts rolling on the ground, grasping his nose and kicking his feet.

“Just because I have never cooked for you does not mean that I have never cooked. I used to work in a bakery. I had to cook loads of stuff, not just baked goods. However, If you do not want any, you can go ahead and starve.”

Duke slowly gets to his knees. “I'll be quiet. I promise.”

“Good.” Pinkie looks to the eggs to see that they are done. “Tea, could you please grab the paper plates. The food is done.”

“Of course.” Tea walks over to the food bag and pulls out six paper plates and hands one to everyone in the group.

“Breakfast is served, everypon- er... everybody.”

Joey makes a mad dash to the skillet and snatches Pinkie's plate from her grasp. Before she can protest, however, he grabs the spatula and puts a heaping portion of eggs on her plate. He then grabs the bacon and puts four pieces alongside the eggs. He quietly hands the plate back to Pinkie.

“T-thank you, Joey,” she says, surprised.

“'S no problem,” He says, blushing. He turns away and begins piling up his own plate.

Tea smiles. “And who says that chivalry is dead?”

After Yugi gets his breakfast he speaks to the group at large. “So, where on the island do we want to go today?”

“I was thinking the beach,” Tea suggests.

“Sounds good to me,” Pinkie replies.

“Well if the ladies say so, we will do it,” Duke chimes in.

“Sounds like a plan.” Pinkie finishes her food and stands up taking it to the empty firepit and throwing it in. “And, Duke, is the anyway to stop that theme music?”

“What theme music?”

“Never mind.”

The others finish their breakfasts in short order and mimic Pinkie in throwing their plates in the fire pit. Slowly, the group begins to trek through the forest in the direction of the beach, Pinkie leading the way.

As they step out into the scorching heat of the beach, a man jumps out in front them. He is wearing navy blue swim trunks. His skin is as red as a lobsters shell from sun burn. He is wearing dark sunglasses over his eyes. “Are you Pinkie Pie?”

Pinkie jumps up and down. “Yep yep. That's me. What's your name?”

“The name's Vision.” The man grabs his sunglasses and slides them down the bridge of his nose, revealing extremely pale skin around his gray eyes. “Telly Vison, and I want to duel you.”

Author's Note

Huzzah, finally a new chapter. Sorry guys I've had other ideas and have been writing those. On the flipside, I have had no ideas for this one, so i just sat down and forced myself to write this. I don't think it turned out to badly. i have no idea when the next chapter will be out. If you haven't already, feel free to check out the other stories I've been working on to pass the time.
Love,

Distorted

Hah competition time

So i decided that the 200th comment will get to be Pinkamena's next victim. Rules: no comments with only emoticons and must be in full sentences. all others will be deleted.

Winner should PM me the deck they would like to use and the name they would like to go by.

Love Y'all,

Distorted.

Arrival: The Vagina Monologues Version

Yami looks at his vagina. No vaginass. As of now, he can’t do anything to stop Kaiba. His vagina is empty. Kaiba has his last Vagina on the vagina. Their vaginas are tied at 3100 apiece. Yami has two vaginas left before he loses. He has to trust in the heart of the vaginas.

He draws to start his vagina. The vagina reads “Vagina Cannon: Attach this card to ‘Vagina’ to cut target vagina’s attack in half. Then transfer that vagina to ‘Vagina’.”

Yugi’s vaginas echo in Yami’s vagina. Hmm, I’ve never seen that vagina before. How did it get in our vagina?

Yami replies, I don’t know but we can’t play it unless we have this “Vagina,” which I’ve never heard of, either. Yami takes “Vagina Cannon” and puts it face down in his Vagina zone. “Your move Kaiba!”

“Hmph, about time,” Kaiba, as always, is confident that nothing can stop him. “Blue Eyes White Vagina, attack!”

Yami braces himself as he feels the vagina from the attack. He looks at his vagina in time to see his vaginas drop to 100.

Kaiba laughs. “One more turn and the vagina is mine, Yugi, and you will no longer be the vagina. My vagina is all but assured. Hahaha!”

“It’s not over yet, Kaiba! Not until the last vagina is drawn.”

“Well, then, draw your last pathetic vagina, Yugi.”

“My vagina has no pathetic vaginas, Kaiba. Well, maybe Vagina, but he is great vagina fodder.” Yami draws a vagina. “But I also have this. I have no idea how it got in my vagina, but here it is. I give you, Vagina.” He plays it.

A pink vagina appears on the field. Its vagina is pink also, and in tight vaginas. On her vagina is a mark of two blue vaginas with a yellow one in the middle slightly above the blue ones.

“Yugi, what the hell is that?” Kaiba asks.

“It’s a vagina that,” he reads the vagina, “roll a vagina and choose odds or even. If what you choose is correct, target vagina your opponent controls come under your vagina. If wrong, ‘Vagina’ looses half her vagina and vagina points.” He flips over his vagina. “I now play the vagina card ‘Vagina Cannon’ and attach it to ‘Vagina’ causing your Vagina to lose half its vagina points. Those vaginas are now added to ‘vagina,’ giving her a grand total of 3500 vagina points.”

The vagina cannon appears next to Vagina, and she starts. “Oh, I was wondering where this was.” She looks up at the Blue Eyes White Vagina. “Ooh, a Vagina! You look like you could use a vagina.” She presses the red vagina on the back of the vagina, and vagina shoot out, covering the Blue Eyes from head to tail. The dragon’s vagina turned into a smile as it became docile. “Now, that’s a nice vagina.”

Yami and Kaiba looked down at the pink vagina in astonishment. “Yugi,” Kaiba called out, “did that vagina just talk?”

Before Yami had a chance to answer Vagina spoke up. “I am not a vagina, vagina. My name is Pinkie Pie and I am a vagina. If anything is vagina around here, it’s all of these vaginas that look like you. Talk about ugly.”

So guys i just got this idea from a commenter and i thought it would be a good idea. this is a remake of the first part of the first chapter. i was gonna do the whole thing but it was more bothersome than anticipated. on a different note, this is not the chapter i promised. oh and because of this chapter im switching the rating to teen