A Tiny White Lie

by Jest

A Night Out

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Shining Armor sighed and nuzzled a little closer to Candace's stomach, gripping the alicorn a little tighter. Cadence smiled, looking down at the rather cozy looking unicorn who was wrapped around her now heavily gravid belly. The last two months had treated her well and she was now easily the second largest of Shining Armor’s mares, which was a point of pride and conflict for the pregnant pony.

Which was a strange way of thinking of it Cadence realized, not like the alicorn minded though. It didn't take much for her to brush aside any lingering feelings of envy that threatened to ruin the quiet, intimate mood they had established.

Glancing down at her husband she felt a smile grow larger the longer she looked down at him. The way he held her belly tightly, almost protectively, as if standing between her and anyone who may wish her harm was adorable, even if it took nearly the entirety of his body to do so. Her belly was easily large enough to make it look like she was pregnant with quintuplets and about ready to pop though she was only on her second month. Which is a nice way of saying she was enormous, her belly having grown to such proportions that she found certain doors difficult and often had to teleport through more narrow openings.

She blushed as a hoof brushed across her breast, making her squeal in surprise, the feeling of tightness inside her teet reminding her of just how full she had become. Her tits, which had at one point been considered porn star level by some had grown considerably over the past few months and were now about the size of an average pony’s head. They also leaked constantly and it had gotten so bad that she was forced to milk herself several times a day lest she stain the bed. As annoying as it had once been Cadence had grown to love it, and milking time had gone from an irritating event that she was forced to sit through to one she actively looked forward to.

It helped that alicorn milk was rich in a metric ton of nutrients and also had healing properties on top of tasting amazing, making the sale of which a nice addition to their ledgers.

Now if only Shining didn't like it so much, they might have more to sell. Not like they needed the money, but it would be nice to get some extra bits in the treasury, maybe even make some investments back in the crystal empire. Cadence shook the thoughts away, having been alerted to something strange when Shining Armor tensed suddenly, his brow furrowing and his jaw clenching.

Reaching down, the alicorn brushed her hoof across Shining Armor’s forehead, pushing aside the stray bangs that had fallen across his face. “Are you alright dear?”

Shining Armor sighed and ran a hoof across Cadence’s belly. “Why wouldn't I be? I get to have sex with all the most attractive mares in Equestria, even my own sister all of whom carry my foals.” He pushed his face against Cadence’s belly, his words nearly drowned out. “Everything is just perfect.”

Cadence sighed, slowly running a hoof across his head. “You don't have to put on a mask around me Shiny, I know when your hurting.” She whispered calmly.

The stallion looked down. “I know I shouldn't, but I just feel like everything is going so well for me yet I still feel like… garbage.”

The alicorn remained silent, running her hoof over the Stallion’s head as he seemed to slowly gather his thoughts.

He looked up at his wife, his eyes wide with pain. “I’ve had a crush on Celestia since forever, I got what every stallion wants. A happy wife, mares that want me, I have everything.” Shining Armor sighed laid his head against the bed. “I can't help but feel like I’m being selfish for doubting myself.”

“Are you still having trouble with Luna?” Cadence asked kindly.

The stallion snorted. “That's an understatement. She acts like she needs me one moment, then hates me the next. Whenever she's around me and Celestia she glares daggers at me and makes subtle quips she thinks go over my head.”

“Oh my, that is bad. I thought you two worked that out months ago.”

“I thought so too…”

“I'm sure she’ll come around soon, maybe if I talk to Celestia about it we can work something out.” She smiled faintly. “If anyone can talk sense into Luna it's her sister.”

Shining Armor rolled his eyes. “Yeah I’ll believe that when I see it.”

Noticing that his mood had soured once more, Cadence went back to running her hoof through his mane and humming softly to herself. Over time she could feel the tension slowly slipping from his body, muscles becoming slack as his pained expression fell away. With years of experienced under her belt Cadence easily managed to ease the stallion away from the ledge he had worked himself out on.

When his brow finally increased and his jaw relaxed, he knew he was about as relaxed as he was going to get, which meant it was time to get to the bottom of this. “Shining Armor, look at me please.”

The stallion groaned and reluctantly turned, laying flat on his stomach and looking up at his wife with narrow, apathetic eyes.

Reaching down, the alicorn gripped her husband’s cheeks in both hooves. “You are the least selfish pony I know other then maybe Rarity.” She smirked. “So when you are playing second fiddle to the literal element of generosity I think your doing pretty good.” Noticing a small smile spreading across his face, Cadence couldn't help but smile as well. “It's okay to feel doubtful, I’ve been there to. As much as I love getting close to Celestia, Luna and our lovely Twilight it is a strange and terrifying new territory for us. A little doubt is understandable.”

Smiling faintly, the stallion propped himself up on his elbows. “I know what you mean, and logically it makes sense and yet it still weighs me down.” He sighed. “I think to myself; What if I’m not a good father. I mean one kid is fine but a few dozen at the same time? How can I keep up with that. Nevermind the fact that we will be back in the crystal empire and although Twilight might come with us, Luna and Celestia won't.”

Doubt etched itself onto his features, the stallion talking faster and faster as time went on. “What if we turn out to be terrible parents.” His eyes went wide. “They are going to all be alicorns Cadence. Think about that for a second! Dozens of Flurry hearts at the same time!”

Cadence shuddered, caught off guard by the image of dozens of tiny Flurry hearts all flying around and shooting lasers, destroying everything in their path. Gulping down her fear, the alicorn gave her head a shake. “Remember what's changed Shining. We have a ton of staff to help out this time. Celestia put out the call for nannies and caretakers and ponies to assist us on this new and frightening journey. Last I heard we have over two dozen support staff just to help with the children.”

The stallion’s features softened somewhat. “I know, but still. Caretakers and nannies aren't a replacement for you and me.”

The alicorn frowned, running a hoof down his cheek. “I know, but it's the best we can do.” She gasped, her eyes going wide. “Wait, I know just the thing to break this funk of yours.”

“Oh?” He lifted an eyebrow. “And how are you going to do that?”

“A date night! But not just any date night, one without worries, cares and the trappings of royalty.”

“I don't know honey. Leaving behind everything even for a night always ends up being a pain.” He grimaced, letting his head fall to the bed.

“It doesn't have to be. I’m sure if I asked Celestia she could take over the meagre duties we had left to complete this evening.” She pulled at the stallion’s hoof. “Come on stud, let's get out there and enjoy a night on the town.” Cadence smirked. “We could even do your favorite date night if you want.”

That got his attention, the stallion bolting upright. “Really? It's been… years since we did that and I mean we are rulers of a country now.”

The alicorn giggled. “Yes really. Besides, we will have Silver Flash and Wood Haven with us.”

The stallion’s small smile spread across his face. “You know, if we hurry I think we might be able to catch midnight massacre four.”

“Not before we get some food.” As if on cue the alicorn’s stomach rumbled, drawing a laugh to the stallion’s lips.

“Alright, but we better hurry.” Shining Armor hopped down from the bed and trotted over to the door, leaving his heavily pregnant wife behind.

Cadence rolled her eyes and slowly slid to the side of the bed before using a combination of her magic and her wings to ensure she landed on the ground with all her hooves under her. By the time she was able to struggle to the door her husband had already returned with a smile on his face. “The squad will be here in a moment, ready to go?”

Cadence placed a weary hoof on her husband’s shoulder, using his stout frame to keep herself upright. “Did you tell them to bring the carriage?”

“You know it dear.”

“Thank goodness.” She giggled, placing a hoof on her stomach. “Because these girls are heavier than they look.”

Shining snickered. “What are you talking about, the babies or your tits?”

Cadence snorted, trundling towards the door. “Both.”


Disembarking from the chariot was an easy task for it's male passenger, less so for it's female passenger. “Are you stuck again?” Shining Armor asked, stifling a laugh as he watched his wife try and wiggle her way out of the door of the carriage.

“No I got, It!” The alicorn surged forward suddenly, her hips finally wiggling free of the constraining wood and sending her flying forward.

And straight into Shining Armor’s magenta telekinetic aura. “Careful hun.”

Cadence groaned, her cheeks growing hot with embarrassment. “Yeah well, you try putting on seventy pounds over two months and let's see how you do.”

Shining Armor rolled his eyes and walked around to the front of the carriage where two crystal guards lay splayed out on the road, chests heaving as they desperately fought to catch their breath. “Attention!” Shining shouted.

The two guards scrambled to their hooves and saluted, nearly falling back over in the process. “At ease.” Shining Armor chuckled and made his way over to the two guards, slipping a small bag of bits into the first guard’s hoof. “Sorry about all the trouble you guys. When we get inside you can switch off grabbing something from Joe if ya want.”

The smaller, winged guard with a deep brown coat sighed. “Oh thank the stars. I don't know if I was gonna be able to muster the return trip without some coffee in me.”

His partner nodded in agreement. “Your telling me, though I am tempted to grab a donut or two.”

Shining Armor patted the bag of bits. “Burn through it all if ya like. Your gonna need the strength.”

The two guards at least had the decency to hide their groans of annoyance until Shining was out of earshot.

The stallion chuckled at his personal guard’s antics, choosing not to tell them that he already set up a trade off point where some fresh faced recruits would take over pulling the carriage. Making his way back around the front, Shining watched as his wife slowly mounted the three stairs that lead to Donut Joe’s. He took a moment to enjoy the view of his wife’s backside and belly before trotting up beside her and shooting the mare a smile.

“Doing alright?” He asked.

“I’m okay, but we better get some food and soon or I’m liable to start chewing on the upholstery.” The alicorn said with a snort.

Shining slipped ahead of his wife, opening the door for her and stepping to the side. “After you miladay.”

Cadence nodded back politely. “Why thank you.”

“Think nothing of it my dear.”

Shining Armor stood proud as his wife walked through the door, or at least she tried to anyway. At about the halfway point she suddenly stopped, her sides wedged against the door frame. Having seen this coming, Shining Armor chuckled and planted a hoof on the alicorn’s backside, rubbing them across the mare’s enormous flanks, and possitivly massive hips. The mare’s ass had grown significantly, her already wide foal bearing hips widening even more. “Do you need a push?”

“I swear on the moon if you push me you are going to be sleeping on the couch for a month!” Cadence yelled.

“Eh it's worth it.” Then, before she had a chance to mumble anything in response she felt her entire body lurch forward, having been roughly shoved through the door and landing on the other side.

Cadence turned and shot him a harsh glare but even she knew it had been an empty threat, they both knew she couldn't go without snuggles for even a few hours nevermind a month.

The two ponies walking into the dessert shop together usually drew quite a few eyes due to their status as royalty. Today however, just about everypony in the room turned to gape at the pair, or more specifically, Cadence. This would normally annoy Shining Armor and make him wonder if Cadence would be upset by the sudden attention but they had grown used to this reaction over the last few months and Shining merely rolled his eyes when his wife raised her chin and strut over to the counter.

He wasn't sure what it was about motherhood that made her so confident but it was incredibly attractive so he could hardly blame the gawking ponies.

The only individuals around who didn't stop and stare were their guards, who took position on either side of the exit, and Donut Joe whose eyes lit up the moment they passed over Cadence’s heavily gravid form. Something about that look told Shining Armor that the donuteer had recent experience with pregnant alicorns and he could almost see the dollar signs flickering behind his eyes. As they neared the counter Donut Joe smiled warmly at the pair before directing his attention to the pony eating for more then one mouth.

“What can I do for ya missy?” He asked.

Cadence tapped her chin, her gaze lingering over the expansive menu hanging above and behind him. “A number eight, no wait…” She hummed thoughtfully before turning to Shining. “Why don't you go first dear?”

Shining nodded, stepping forward to the counter. “I would like a number three and a honey cruller please.”

“Anything to drink?”

“Nah I’m good.”

Donut Joe nodded, writing down his order before attaching it to a small spinning rack that hung in the tiny window between the kitchen and the front. “Alrighty and have you decided what you want yet miss?”

Cadence nodded. “Yes I would like two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large doctor pepper to drink.”

Donut Joe glanced at Shining Armor who merely shrugged apologetically, before turning back to the alicorn and grinning like he won the lottery. “Is that everything for you?”

“Actually… No, that should be good.” Cadence muttered.

“Alright, that comes to forty two fifty five.” Joe announced rather happily, scribbling down the last of the order.

Shining Armor sighed and conjured up a bag of bits before counting out the necessary payment and pushing it across the counter. “Keep the change.”

Donut Joe flashed the stallion a toothy grin before clipping the massive order next to Shining Armor’s rather diminutive one. “Rev up those fryers back there! We got a hungry alicorn to feed!”

From somewhere in the back came a groan. “Please don't tell me Celestia is back again. If I have to make any more eclairs I’m going to drown myself in the custard!” Yelled an irate voice.

Donut Joe chuckled. “Nah it’s Cadence, I hope you like making parfaits!”

The pair turned from the counter, with Shining Armor searching for a table that had a little privacy away from the prying eyes. Spotting just such a location he motioned for his wife to follow him, a massive grin spreading across his face. “Come on, the table where we had our first date is open!”

“I can't believe you remembered the table.” Cadence remarked with a giggle. “You can hardly remember where you left your armor in the morning.”

“This is more important then some ceremonial armor.” He retorted with a smirk.

Cadence felt a blush cross her cheeks. “When did I marry such a charming stallion?”

“Oh at about eleven thirty five in the morning on the fifth of june.” Shining Armor countered, extending a hoof to the table invitingly. “After you mademoiselle.”

“Your just trying to make up for pushing me through the door aren't you?” Cadence ventured.

“Maybe.” He said with another smirk.

Rolling her eyes, the alicorn stepped up to the table only to quickly realize that she was a little too big to fit between it and the booth. Lighting her horn she pushed the table far enough that she could sit, though it would make it impossible to sit across from each other, Cadence figured it was worth the added privacy. She gently slipped into the booth, ignoring her giggling husband who was busy laughing at her misfortune.

Getting between the table and the booth had been a challenge, which was promptly followed by the equally as challenging act of just sitting. Every time she moved to sit down the weight seemed off, or she had nearly sat on her tits, or the spot she had chosen was just plain uncomfortable. By the time she managed to sit down without sitting on part of her body while offering support to her massive belly, Shining Armor was already seated and was looking at her with an amused smirk.

“Got this whole sitting thing figured out?” He quipped.

Cadence grumbled quietly. “Yeah, no thanks to you.”

The stallion rolled his eyes. “Maybe you shouldn't have ordered so much. You don't want to end up like Celestia now do you?”

The mare snorted. “You try eating for so many and not end up a little plump.”

Shining shrugged. “Fair enough.” He leaned a little closer, whispering to the alicorn. “You know, I could help you with those. They do look heavy after all.”

“That would be nice.” She muttered, a blush creeping across her face. “But I don't think this is something you can help with.”

“Oh really? Then I’ll prove it to you.” The stallion lit his horn, his purple aura surrounding his wife’s truly massive breasts and lifting them slightly.

Now contrary to popular opinion, telekinesis does have a tactile feel to it, meaning if you grab something hot it feels hot, or if you grab something squishy like say your wife’s tits, it feels absolutely amazing. Which in turn allowed him to enjoy the supple sensation of her tender flesh, while she enjoyed having her sensitive breasts played with. Add to that the fact they were doing so just out of public view thanks to the discrete nature of the corner booth and you had made a recipe for something remarkably sexy.

Cadence stifled a burst of pleasure, placing a hoof against her lips and forcing down the surprisingly powerful urge to moan aloud. It hadn't been long in her pregnancy before her breasts had grown sensitive and this sensitivity had only increased over time, something Shining Armor knew very well by now. The field he had conjured wrapped completely around the mare’s nearly watermelon sized tits, grabbing and squeezing them gently, the stallion knowing all the right places to add a small applications of force.

Resulting in the alicorn finding herself nearly unable to resist the urge to moan, tiny whimpers escaping from the corners of her lips as she endured the molestation. Her whimpers of pleasure rising a few octaves when the stallion lifted them gently and began to squeeze her nipples, the milk inside her breasts just beginning to be released.

“Careful, you don't want to make a mess now do you?” Cadence whispered.

“Would the ensuing mess be from milk or something else?” Shining responded.

“One then the other.” Cadence giggled.

Shining chuckled, his horn glowing a little brighter. “Well I better leave you nice and full then shouldn't I?”

Cadence felt her husband’s aura grip her breasts tightly, squeezing and kneading them slowly, never quite putting enough pressure to force out any milk, but getting close to doing so several times. The constant teasing made the mare squirm, her breasts filling with even more milk, her body convinced she was already feeding one of her young. Then, when she felt as though she was as full as possible, Shining Armor pulled her breasts to the side and let go, letting them slap together loud enough to be heard over the din of the dinner.

The barest hints of a moan escaped the mare’s lips and she shot her husband a quick glare. “Your lucky I like it rough, mister.”

Shining smirked. “I’m lucky for a lot of reasons.”

Cadence giggled and leaned towards him, prompting him to lean until their lips met in a short but intimate kiss. Though they were both tempted to deepen the kiss and lean closer together, the squeak of wheels drew their attention towards a pair of ponies walking towards them.

Pulling back from the kiss, the two ponies watched as Donut Joe and an assistant approached the table with a considerable amount of food laid out on a card behind them. The donuteer himself walking in front, his horn alight with magic as he picked up the first plate of food.

“Ready for your food, or should I come back in a few minutes?” He asked with a smirk.

Shining Armor chuckled. “No, I think we are ready. Right dear?” He looked up to the absolutely ravenous expression on his wife’s face and laughed once more.

“I know better then to get in between an alicorn and her food, so uh, go ahead.” The unicorn remarked, rubbing a bandaged hoof awkwardly and taking a step back.

Sure enough the alicorn quickly lit her horn and grabbed all the plates at once from their place on the tray before setting them on the table and placing a single ice cream sundae and donut in front of her husband before the rest of the many plates were placed in front of her. Shining Armor cast a look over the rest of the food, giving his head a slow shake as he saw just how much food was there. Without a even a word of thanks, Cadence dug in, consuming an entire donut in two massive bites.

“Thanks Joe.” Shining offered.

The donuteer cast a glance at the alicorn before nodding slowly. “Right, well, if you two need anything you just ask my assistant here. He’ll handle it.”

The diminutive unicorn beside him gulped, watching as the alicorn drained an entire milkshake after tearing off the top and tipping the entire thing back in one gulp. “Uh yeah.” He muttered.

Shining Armor chuckled, watching as the two ponies beat a hasty retreat, with Donut Joe casting one last glance over his shoulder. “Y'all come back soon, another few weeks of this and I just might be able to retire!”

The stallion chuckled, turning back to his food with a smile, grabbing the spoon, he took a big bite out of his sunday.

The two ponies enjoyed their time spent together in relative silence, with Cadence being too hungry to even talk until she had put away almost all of the food. By then Shining Armor had finished his sundae and was slowly nibbling on his donut, watching as Cadence’s face softened and the nearly manic hunger that had gripped her to fade slightly. The table on their side had begun to rise as the alicorn’s stomach grew, now sloping dangerously and threatening to send their dishes crashing to the floor.

The alicorn reached down to grab another spoon full of the chocolate cake she had before her only to find the utensil already gripped in the soft glow of her husband’s magic. “Let me help you with that dear.”

Cadence blushed and nodded. “Thanks honey. Sorry for being so quiet I was just so hungry.”

“Think nothing of it.” Shining Armor remarked, moving the load of chocolate cake up to her lips.

With a blush still on her cheeks the alicorn parted her lips, allowing her husband to safely deposit the load of cake into her mouth. She sighed contently as she chewed her food, her eyes having shut midway through the experience, so enraptured by the flavor. When she opened her eyes she found another load of cake ready for her, making her blush harder.

This continued until Cadence was down to the last dozen donuts she had ordered, then she picked up Shining Armor’s own pastry in her magic and began to trade bite for bite with the unicorn. It was intimate, surprisingly so despite the public nature of their date and even with the diner being relatively full, it felt as though they were the only one’s there. The married couple stared deep into each other’s eyes, slowly feeding one another until finally the food was gone.

Cadence sighed contently, one hoof resting on her massive stomach, barely noticing the way the table had lifted significantly since the start of the meal. “Thank you Shiny. That was wonderful.”

“It's my pleasure to dine with such a beautiful mare.” A sudden wince drew his attention upwards only to notice Cadence wiping away the expression as fast as she could. “What was that?”

“It's nothing.” She retorted quickly.

Shining Armor raised an eyebrow and slipped a little closer. “That was not nothing. Do I have to use that whole mask line you used on me?”

She sighed. “No… I just don't quite feel as beautiful as I was.” She gestured to her massive bulk. “Just look at me Shiny, I’m enormous.”

“Oh dear.” He rested a hoof on her belly and sighed. “You are the most beautiful pony I’ve ever met in my entire life and everyday you grow bigger with our foals is a day you become even more beautiful.” The stallion slipped out of the booth, watching as his wife followed suit, the table wobbling as it returned to it's normally flat position.

“D'aww, thanks honey.” She leaned down and gently kissed the other pony before pulling back, a smirk suddenly crossing her face. “Though I can't help but notice that you said pony instead of being. Do I have to worry about you havin a massive crush on a diamond dog or something?”

Shining Armor stifled a chuckle and gasped dramatically. “How did you know about my secret diamond dog lover? He was so discrete during our last midnight rendezvous.”

Cadence gasped twice as dramatically, covering her mouth with her forehooves. “And a he no less! How much of our lives are lies Shining Armor? How much?” She walked, draping herself over the stallion’s shoulder and pretending to cry.

He wasn't nearly as good an actor as her and after a tense second where he tried to think of something funny to add he burst into laughter. Cadence followed suit a moment later, her fake cries turning into a fit of giggles. Together the two ponies laughed until they ran out of air, embracing one another until their smiles faded and Shining Armor turned to his wife.

“Feel better?” He offered.

She nodded. “Absolutely.”


Shining Armor was as giddy as a school filly, leaping over the threshold to the theatre and turning to his wife with wide excited eyes. “I can't believe we managed to get a midnight showing of the room! This is going to be amazing!”

“Augh, how can you like this movie? It's terrible and the acting is just so blech.” Groaned the alicorn, waddling close behind the excited stallion, a veritable smorgasbord of food floating above her head.

“I know! Isn't it great?” Shining Armor exclaimed excitedly.

Cadence rolled her eyes and followed the stallion closely, glancing around the small theatre they had just walked into.

At the front there were a pair of younger looking ponies who were already locked in a heated makeout session. So heated was the pair that they didn't even bother occupying two seats, squeezing into a single one and holding each other tightly as the twisted and turned, lips locked. Shining Armor pointedly looked away, ignoring a small voice that was curious if he knew them. Cadence on the other hoof dawwed at the sight, wanting to add her own bit of encouraging magic to the display, only to quickly realize it wasn't needed.

Her smile grew when she noticed the pair were both mares, making her giggle excitedly, proud of the pair of young ponies she had never met before.

Rolling his eyes at his wife’s antics, Shining Armor scanned the rest of the theatre, trying to find a more secluded spot that would actually be big enough for his heavily pregnant wife to sit comfortably in. Sure enough, near the back a row in front of a lone stallion were a trio of chairs that seemed slightly larger then the rest, their arm rests missing completely.

“Up here.” Shining motioned, walking towards the seats only to groan and roll his eyes, turning back to his wife who was still making weird faces at the kissing ponies. “Are you coming?” He asked pointedly.

Cadence smiled at the pair one last time before turning back to her husband, waddling after him. “Sorry Shiny, you know how I get around young love.”

“Probably just a bunch of horny teenagers.” He remarked.

The alicorn gasped. “Shiny! They are a pair of love struck mares that felt confident enough to display that love, you should be proud of them.” She smirked, giving the pair a glance over her shoulder. “They are horny teenagers though.”

Shining chuckled, merely giving his head a shake as he trotted down the row and sat on the third chair, gesturing o the two open ones next to him. “How does this look?”

She nodded. “Good thinking, I don't know if I would be able to sit in a normal seat and if I did, I doubt I would get back out again.”

Shining Armor shook his head, taking his wife’s many snacks in his magic while she slowly situated herself into the pair of chairs. It took awhile but eventually the pregnant mare managed to find a spot that was both comfortable and didn't leave her sitting on her own tits. With a relieved sigh she settled into the plush seat, taking back her food and drinks and popping a hoofull of chocolates into her mouth.

Snagging one with his magic, Shining managed to eat it before his wife was able to turn and glare at him.

Her glare morphed into one of amusement and she grabbed another hoofull only to take one into her magic. “If you wanted one so bad you could have just asked!” She tossed the chocolate ball directly at the stallion’s face.

Dodging to the right Shining managed to just barely catch the chocolate in his mouth before flashing his wife a winning smirk. “Is that the best you got?”

Cadence’s glare harshened, her lips turning up into a smile only for it to quickly disappear. “Oh a tough guy are ya?”

The stallion flashed his wife an even wider smile. “You know it.”

Winding up, the mare tossed two of the chocolate orbs at the stallion, barely giving him enough time to get into position and catch the pair in his mouth. After a brief chew he swallowed them both and flashed another winning smile, only to receive a chocolate between the eyes for the effort.

Cadence giggled, watching as Shining Armor tried to keep the chocolate from falling off his muzzle without using his magic. With a grimace of concentration, his tongue sticking out the side of his mouth the stallion turned his head suddenly, the chocolate falling onto his tongue and getting scooped into his mouth.

The alicorn clapped her hooves and laughed. “Bravo.”

Shining Armor bowed as well as the seat would let him, swallowing the last of the treat. “Thank you, thank you.”

Rolling her eyes, the mare turned back to the screen just in time to catch the projector flickering to life. “If this sucks as bad as the trailers made it out to be, we are watching the notebook as soon as we get back to the empire.”

The stallion stifle a shudder. “Don't worry babe, this movie is good you just have to embrace the bad.”

Crossing her hooves over her chest Cadence pouted. “That sounds like what a discount Chrysalis would say.”

Shining Armor snorted. “Nah, she'd ramble for twenty minutes and reveal her entire plan and give just enough time for the heroes to beat her.”

“True.” Cadence remarked with a smile. “Hey do you think-”

“Shh, it's starting.” Shining Armor whispered.

Cadence groaned, watching as introduction played out, and busying herself by inhaling her chocolate treats while Shining munched away at his popcorn. Time passed slowly for the alicorn as she payed more attention to her dwindling treat supply rather then the movie. Every time her husband laughed, she couldn't help but cringe, her empathetic heart going out to the awkward interactions playing out on the screen before her.

It wasn't long until she had eaten all her concessions and was thus left with little to do other then try and enjoy the movie, something she knew was going to be impossible.

Glancing down at her husband Cadence noticed that he seemed completely engrossed in the movie, throwing a hoofull of popcorn into his mouth while still staring at the screen in rapt attention. Left with nothing else to do the alicorn concocted an idea, one that would give her something much more interesting to focus on rather then watch this dreadful movie.

Shifting her weight subtly to the right she brushed her massive belly against the stallion’s hoof, whispering a soft moan as she did. Shining Armor however, didn't seem to notice, and went on watching the film as if nothing had even happened.

The mare’s eyes narrowed and she glared at the screen, muttering a silent curse under her breath. Darn you Tommy Wiseau!

Turning back to her stallion Cadence leaned a little harder, hoping to grab his attention with the touch. This time Shining Armor noticed, giving her a sidelong glance before turning back to the screen and tossing more popcorn into his mouth.

It's a start. She thought, her mind already turning with ideas to distract her husband.

She couldn't really lean any harder without threatening to fall so she devised another tactic, one that didn't have the chance of accidentally toppling into the aisle or her husband.

The alicorn ran a hoof over her belly and moaned softly, barely above a whisper and hardly even perceptible over the sounds of the movie. Noticing the stallion’s ear twitch, Cadence decided to turn it up another notch, reaching down between her legs and gently twisting her left nipple. The ensuing moan instantly drew the stallion’s gaze.

“What's wrong?” He asked nervously, his gaze instantly going to the alicorn’s bloated midsection.

She frowned as dramatically as she could. “Oh Shiny, it's just the worst. My tits are so full that I think they may start to leak.”

The stallion blushed, leaning forward in his seat in order to see that it was indeed true, a single bead of milk crawling down her left breast. “Damn, we just got here too.” He mumbled angrily.

She placed a hoof on his shoulder, stopping him from getting up. “I don't want to ruin your movie. Why don't you help me quickly?”

“How can I do that? I didn't exactly bring the pump with me.” He remarked.

“Oh but you don't need that thing, you already have a pump right here.” The alicorn placed a hoof on his lips, making the stallion blush and stammer.

“But Cadey, we are in the middle of a movie theatre!” He hissed, glancing around.

The alicorn shrugged. “The love birds haven't heard a word and if you get low enough the stallion behind us won't see a thing.”

Shining Armor glanced to the stallion behind them, the odd looking pony had a wild mane and was holding a football and sighing dramatically as the actors on screen threw an identical looking one back and forth. Despite his strangeness he seemed genuinely drawn into the movie and didn't even look when Shining stared up at him. “Okay…”

“Oh don't be such a baby, now come get your milk.” The alicorn lifted her leg and squeezed her breast, causing a thin trickle of milk to tribble down the side.

Though he wanted to fire off a witty retort at the baby comment, the stallion found himself licking his lips at the sight of his wife’s milk, a thirst already growing inside him. “Fine, but if you make another baby joke I’m out.”

Cadence made an x over her heart. “I promise.”

With a nod, the stallion slipped between his wife and the wall of seats on the row below, only barely managing to sneak between it and his wife’s massive bulk. Now that he was close he couldn't help but grin to himself, having grown rather accustomed to helping drain his wife’s tits from time to time. It helped that she tasted almost like watery ice cream, minus the weird taste that came with melted ice cream.

Placing a hoof against his wife’s leg the stallion leaned in close, pressing his lips against the mare’s breast and immediately beginning to suck. Within seconds his mouth was filled with milk, forcing him to gulp down a mouthful of the surprisingly heavy cream. Today the flavor seemed extra sweet, as if all the treats she had over the evening had gone straight to her breasts, making the already delicious milk that much tastier.

His caution was quickly thrown to the wind, the unicorn pressing his face against his wife’s titanic tits as he lost himself in the sauce. The ponies that may or may not be watching, the chance that they might get caught, the slightly degrading nature of the act, all these things vanished as the flavor exploded across his tongue and vanished down his throat. The thick stream that had first met him began to slow over time, forcing the unicorn to grip his wife’s breast with both hooves, squeezing gently, yet firmly.

Cadence was much the same, having to stifle another moan as the delicious feeling of being drained coupled with the feeling of her husband’s lips around her nipple mixed into a potent cocktail of pleasure. Add to that the slight force that he had applied when he squeezed her breast and the alicorn had to use everything she had just to keep herself from crying out. She bit her lip in an attempt to suppress the sheer pleasure coursing through her, not wanting to cum right in front of everyone from nipple stimulation alone.

Not like it wouldn't be the first time.

The stallion squeezed and sucked a little harder, trying to pull every last drop from the mare’s breasts. He was rewarded with one last burst of milk before it slowly slowed, trickling down to nothing. He smirked, catching wind of a half stifled moan that slipped past Cadence’s lips. It was small, but it was there, and it was a sure sign that she was enjoying herself as much as he was. Almost a little too much…

Glancing between his legs the stallion was able to make out the distinct sight of his cock slowly poking from it's sheethe. With it still endowed with a plethora of lingering potions and spells, it would be far too large to hide, meaning he had to finish this soon if he had any hope of making it out here without getting his own kind of milking.

Moving to the other nipple he abandoned all efforts to tease or draw this out, gripping the mare’s breast in both hooves and immediately sucking with all the force he could muster.

“Holy fuck.” Cadence muttered, her eyes nearly rolling into the back of her head when she felt Shining squeeze and suck at the same time.

He didn't let up, relentlessly continuing his assault on her tits as if his life depended on it, his belly quickly filling up with milk. Ignoring the slight sensation of his stomach sloshing around as he moved, he sucked harder still, only giving up when the mare was completely dry, her breasts emptied of life giving milk. The stallion pushed himself back and wiped his lips, swallowing any last trace of the delicious liquid that lingered in his mouth or on his lips. Yet despite all his efforts, it was all for naught, as his cock now stood at rigid attention between his legs.

“Damn.” He cursed, making his way up and back into his seat. “Uh babe. We got a little problem here.”

The alicorn didn't notice his comment at first as she was reclined as far as she could get on her chair, a blissful expression on her lips. “Whuh?” She muttered.

Shining Armor rolled his eyes and pointed down to his cock, which was clearly poking out from behind his bag of popcorn.

Cadence looked down, a smile spreading across her face when she noticed Shining’s not so little problem. “I see that. And I know just what to do about it.”

She grabbed what was left of the stallion’s popcorn and threw it back, chewing noisily on the last of the salty treat. “My popcorn…” He muttered, watching in awe as his wife swallowed a truly enormous load in one gulp.

“You big baby.” Cadence remarked before retrieving a orange disc from her mane. The mare reached down and planted it firmly on the underside of the bag of popcorn, the stallion instantly recognizing what she had in mind.

“Oh? Are you going to activate Twilight’s portal, or?” The alicorn pulled out a second disc of identical size but blue in color. “Oooh.”

Taking the disc in her magic she guided it down, past her belly and between her tits and finally lower still, slipping between her and the seat she sat upon. The mare’s tongue slipped out of her mouth as she focused intently on her magic, working it into the absolute perfect position before activating her magic once more. “There, perfect.”

Shining Armor lifted the bag, glancing at the bottom and finding that instead of the white paper bag that had been there a moment ago there was now the soft pink lips of his wife’s wet pussy. “I fucking love you.” He whispered.

“Why don't you show me just how much you love me.” Cadence said with a smirk, grinding her hips back and forth over the portal and giving Shining quite the view.

“Your sure it's safe right…” He muttered.

The alicorn sighed. “We went over this, the foals are protected, my natural magic stops them from being harmed by anything less then falling out of a twenty story window and yes, the portal won't just stop working and cut off your dick.”

“Sorry, I just can't help but worry.” He explained, eying the portal nervously.

Giggling softly, the alicorn leaned down and kissed him on the top of his head. “And that's one reason you are going to make an amazing father.”

“Heh, thanks.” He picked up the bag, placing the bottom of which just over the tip of his cock. “Are you ready?”

She smirked right back, flashing him a knowing smile. “You know it, stud.”

“Here we go.” He exclaimed before grabbing the bag in both hooves and bringing it hard against his cock.

A half foot of cock surged into Cadence’s hole, making her eyes go wide and a soft moan to escape the frantic hooves that had tried to cover her mouth. Smirking at the sight of his wife barely able to hold back the sounds of her lust, Shining Armor regripped the bag and brought it down hard once more, making several more inches surge into the alicorn’s hole. Another shove made his medial ring slid inside without issue, followed by a few more inches. Over three fourths of his cock was already inside the mare’s hole in the first several seconds of their love making and he didn't show any signs of slowing.

Months of near constant sex had stretched her pussy to the near perfect dimensions of his cock, causing her pussy to hang open after the first thrust. Thankfully Celestia had shown her a good workout routine that ensured Cadence did not get permanently stretched, allowing her to remain tight, yet still accommodating to his massive endowment.

Allowing him to thrust a third time and bury his shaft inside her, surprising the mare with the suddenness at which he had plunged deeper. He had always been the slow and steady type of lover, ready to go hard if his partner wanted, but always loving nothing more then to spend many long minutes making slow sensual movements before finally speeding up and finishing. It had gotten to a point that Cadence had to congratulate him on being able to stay up for over an hour, only to ask that he not do so as they didn't have the time to spend all day fucking.

His magic gripped the bag of popcorn, freeing up his hooves to run across the alicorn’s belly in slow delicate strokes while his magic rapidly pushed the portal up and down his shaft. Shining Armor smirked as he noticed his wife’s expression turn to one of anger for a split second, shooting him a glare.

“Of course this is the one -oh- time you-u want to be rough.” She muttered through grit teeth.

With a smile on his face he just shrugged. “You didn't seem to be enjoying yourself during the movie, so I figured I’d make it up to you. Unless you'd rather I slow down?”

Her eyes narrowed. “Don't you dare.”

“As you command.” He whispered, shooting her a quick salute.

His thrusts suddenly doubled in speed, pounding her pink pony pussy with all the force his magic could muster. The effect was immediate, with the alicorn forced to grip the back of the chair in front of her for support. Her belly shook slightly, and the theatre would have been filled with the sound of his cock pounding her hole, if there wasn't a noise canceling enchantment placed on the portal by a forward thinking Twilight.

Cadence made a note to thank the purple pony the second she got back to their apartment later tonight. Now though, now she had much bigger things on her mind.

Her back arched and she pushed herself down hard against the seat, relishing the feeling of every inch of Shining Armor’s meat pounding her hole with a ruthless efficiency. Shining Armor rarely if ever maintained such a rapid pace, but when he did he tended to blow her out of the water with the hardest, fastest fuck she had ever experienced. It wasn't enough that he thrust as fast as physically possible but he also slammed inside her with enough force to make her tits shake and her belly to wobble slightly under the impact.

It was clear they both wanted it, and that they were both mere moments away from finishing, Cadence having already drawn close to the edge due to the erotic milking she had received earlier. Shining Armor meanwhile knew instinctively what his wife wanted, and with that in mind had chosen to not let anything back, allowing himself to fall fully into the act without having to worry about lasting longer than a few minutes.

The screen, the theatre and all the ponies in it faded into the background, with only each other remaining. They turned, their gaze’s meeting and then a second later, their lips. It wasn't enough that he was ruthlessly fucking her in public, they wanted everyone to know that he was hers and she, his.

Though she couldn't move far due to the massive mound of stallion meat currently slamming into her hole, the alicorn was able to shift just enough to deepen the kiss, drawing the stallion in and allowing his tongue to slip past her lips. Though brief, the kiss served to draw each other closer, and further blur everything else.

When they pulled back from the kiss each pony could tell exactly what the other was thinking, knowing well the signs. With a smirk on his face, Shining Armor regripped the bag and slammed his hips against it with enough force to nearly crumple it. The deep thrust caused Cadence to whimper in pleasure, her hips bucking as the stallion’s cock continued to slam into her, over and over.

The mare gripped the back of the chair tighter, her lip nearly bleeding due to the force of which she bit down on it. His cock twitched, his shaft shifting slightly as it thrusted inside her, signalling that he was nearly there. With a grunt, the stallion brought the bag down hard against his crotch, sending his cock slamming into his wife’s cunt a second before it began to erupt with seed.

The mare’s eyes threatened to roll back into her head, her hooves gripping the chair so tightly that the plastic groaned under the pressure. Deep inside her the mare could feel it, wave after wave of hot spunk shooting deep inside her, filling her to the brim and making her already enormous belly grow even more. Shining Armor was a little more withdrawn then his wife, able to resist the urge to moan aloud, unlike his whimpering wife who made a plethora of adorable noises.

With a sigh, he let go of the bag and leaned back in his chair, watching closely as his wife convulsed, her orgasm causing her wings to extend, before being hastily retracted back to her sides. He chuckled at the sight, having gotten used to his own orgasm enough that he was able to divert attention away from his pulsing shaft and quivering balls.

A quick glance about the theatre told him that nopony seemed to have noticed, the two lovers remaining exactly the way they were and the strange stallion staring intently at the screen, a tear falling down his cheek. Shrugging off the strange sight Shining Armor turned back to his slowly recovering wife, shooting her a wide smile. “Now are you enjoying yourself?”

“Very much so, thank you.” She smiled, leaning down and planting a small kiss on his lips. “That was lovely.”

Her hoof reached down, preparing to lift the bag and dismiss the portal enchantment, only for Shining Armor to stop her midway. “Why don't we keep this for awhile. It seems only fair since I drained you so thoroughly that you do the same for me.”

The alicorn shot him a mischievous smile, bumping his shoulder with a hoof. “You horn dog.”

He shrugged. “What can I say. I have a beautiful wife, whom I cannot resist.”

A wide smile crossed her lips and and the mare patted her now slightly larger stomach. “Alright, but if you keep this up I won't be able to use the exit.”

He shrugged, tapping his horn. “That's why we have magic.”

She placed her other hoof on her growing belly and smiled down at him. “I love you.”

He placed a hoof next to hers, smiling back. “I love you too.”

For the rest of the movie the pair remained in the same position, with Shining Armor occasionally bouncing the nearly empty bag of popcorn on his lap. Throughout it all no one seemed to notice the pair subtly fucking in front of everyone, but what was noticeable was the alicorn’s growing belly and the way it had become less firm over time. Cum had slowly but surely forced her belly to balloon to a size far larger then it's already enormous size, to the point that it nearly wedged itself between her and the seat before her.

As the movie was winding down and the credits began to play Shining Armor finally removed the bag from his crotch, magicly dismissing the spell and retrieving the discs before slipping them away into his pocket dimension. “So what did you think of the movie babe?” He asked.

The alicorn had a dopey grin on her face, both her hooves running across her now jiggly belly. “What?” She blinked. “Oh uh, good?”

He chuckled, getting up from his seat and smiling. “Well I’m glad you enjoyed the movie honey.”

Cadence shifted her weight forward and tried to escape the chair she sat in only to find herself firmly wedged tight between the two rows of seats. “Shiny, a little help here?” She asked weakly, her limbs flailing without accomplishing anything.

The stallion chuckled at the sight, watching as his wife flailed around, unable to pry herself loose from the tight situation she found herself in. “Hold still.”

Using his magic the stallion was able to wrench his wife’s bulging belly up and out of the way, levitating her into the aisle. When her hooves met carpet once more the alicorn felt a wave of weakness threaten to topple her to the ground and only a quick thinking Shining Armor was able to save her from having an intimate meeting with the floor.

“You know if you want me to hold you could just ask. You don't have to almost fall.” He quipped.

“Har har, now keep me up until I can feel my legs again.” Grouched the alicorn, shaking each leg individually, trying to get some feeling back into the aching limbs.

“Better?” He asked, noticing the way she stood a little straighter.

“Better, but I am pretty sure you are going to have to teleport me home.” She tapped a hoof against her massive belly, which now hung so low as to nearly brush the ground. “Because I don't think using doors or the carriage is something I’m capable of doing any more.”

“Your wish is my command.” The stallion lit his horn and with a burst of power they were gone.


The pair appeared outside the theatre where their guards were waiting near the carriage. At the sight of the two royals they both dipped into a short bow. “How was the movie?” One asked.

Shining smirked, glancing back to his wife. “It was quite fulfilling wasn't it dear?”

“Oh yes. I must say it certainly scratched that itch.” She retorted, smirking right back.

The two guards exchanged a look before shrugging. “So, where to next your highnesses?”

“Back to the castle, but I’m afraid that we will be teleporting there.” Shining Armor remarked.

“So if you two gentlecolts wouldn't mind bringing back the carriage that would be perfect.” Added Cadence.

The guards both breathed a less than subtle sigh of relief. “Thank goodness.”

Cadence giggled, extending her hoof. “Coming, dear?”

Shining Armor slipped his hoof around Cadence’s own and grinned. “Right behind you.”

In a flash of magic the prince and princess of the crystal empire vanished in a flash, reappearing in their private room a moment later. Alone once more, the pair fell into their bed with a sigh, Shining Armor slipping in behind the alicorn and wrapping his hooves around her as best as he could. “Did you enjoy your evening my love?” He asked.

“It was simply divine.” She replied, gripping the stallion’s hooves in her own, and giving them a gentle squeeze. “If a little nostalgic.”

“Is that a bad thing?”

“Not really.” She shrugged. “But usually our dates ended a little differently then this.” She pushed her hips back against him, grinding her massive ass against his crotch.

The stallion chuckled, feeling his length slowly begin to harden and poke from his sheethe. “I remember our dates usually ending with us fucking like a pair of rabbits well into the morning. Are you sure your ready for that?” He asked, thrusting his hips forward and grinding his semi hard cock against her dripping lips.

“Mmm.” She moaned, squeezing his hoof tightly. “For you my love, I am always ready.”

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