When Discord accepts Princess Celestia's request for aid in the recapture of Tirek he is dismayed to find that the Super Secret Anti-Monster Agency has assigned him an unassuming earth pony as a consultant. The pressures of working together, however, play tricks on the heart leading to an affair that challenges the morality and conscience of the newly reformed draconequus.

One part Slice of Life, one part true to life and one part larger than life; what started out as a tongue-in-cheek thought experiment in unlikely character interactions on 4chan's /mlp/ board left me confronted with an unexpected chorus of encouragement and quickly spiraled into a series of three short stories now adapted into one for your viewing pleasure.

New in the director's cut:
-Try-hard cover art.
-The opening has been re-worked.
-Some dialogue improvements.
-The entire story has been re-edited to be easier on the eyes and provide 25% more gooder grammar.
-The GammaWyvern is now 30 hoofs tall as was originally intended (but special effects technology, at the time of the original writing, only allowed for a 25 hoof tall GammaWyvern)
-To avoid portraying her as a cold blooded killer Bon no longer shoots first.
-Discover The lost chapter. - a short scene that was written in the refrain between Acts 2 and 3 when the story was originally posted on 4chan but removed for the FIMfiction debut due to having nothing to do with the story- it has now been developed into a relevant chapter (but remains in its original form up until the tie-in).