PINKIE PIE & YUNIC vs LOGIC AND PHYSICS

by Yunic

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Other
Length: 3991

What would happen if the most random creature ie pinkie met someone with powers that go beyond imagination

What would happen if the most random creature ie pinkie met someone with powers that go beyond imagination, able to do whatever he wants but who is fascinated by all that she can do ... two things, or a lot of fun or the end of everything that exists, fortunately, is a comedy

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Published 2018-07-31 16:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-08-03 04:05:35 UTC

chapter 1 the meeting

It was a radiant day in ponyville, the sun of Celestia illuminated everything with its light, the birds chirped, the bees were buzzing and not even the smallest calamity was in sight, in short, one day like so many others ... or so It seemed.

A cheerful pony was hopping as usual, the pony had a pink cloak, a mane of a slightly darker pink, blue eyes and a cutemark with three colored balloons, his eyes moving from side to side while waving everypony she met.

Until in the distance pinkie did not see his friend Twilight, immediately she snapped at full speed, and a second later she was right in front of her,

"Hi Twilight," said Pinkie happily,

Twilight was a little coughing from the cloud of dust that had risen when Pinkie had splashed at top speed in front of her,

"Hi ... coff ... Pinkie..coff..what are you doing?" SHe said in an almost annoyed twilight tone as coughed,

"Well, I'm here in front of you, do not you see?" Said Pinkie, tilting her head to the side

"Yes, I see this, I mean why are you here?" Said the alicorn with half a tone of sarcasm.

"Well, I was on the other side of the road and I was hopping when I saw you and I thought, look, it's Twilight, so I came up, and as I came I was thinking maybe we could have a picnic after that, it would be fun, we could invite also the others, bring some sandwiches, or cupcakes, or cakes, no cakes or cupcakes I bring them surely because otherwise that picnic would be, I mean "then with dramatic tone Pinkie added" IMAGE, a picnic without cupcakes or cakes , it would not be a picnic, that would be a picnic, but not a picnic to which I would like to participate, just the thought ....... TERROR "said this Pinkie clenched with hooves and stared at the void, only celestia knows what she was thinking.

Twilight moved a hoof in front of her friend's eyes to make her go, but nothing was missing, lost in her nightmare, so Twilight had an idea and with her magic she made a cupcake and waved it in front of Pinkie, as soon as saw him, pinkie went back to life and put it in one bite,

"Is it better?" asked twilight with a half laugh,

"Mmmm, I get so much better, thanks twilight," Pinkie replied after that, and started twirling around twilight "anyway, you twilight,you do picnic?, and if you do, pinkie promise that there are cupcakes," said Pinkie with an unusual seriousness, almost fearful,

"Pinkie, I'm not doing any picnics," sighed Twilight,

"Okie dokie" Pinkie said happily and then added in a strange tone "but if you do one, DO NOT FORGET THE CUPCAKE, PROMISE",

"But Pinkie ..."tried to say twilight,

"I SAID PINKIE PROMISE, I'M NOT JOKING" pinkie interrupted,

Twilight backed almost scared "ok ..... cross my heart, I hope to fly, put a cupcake in my eyes, I promise that if I had a picnic ..... there will be the cupcake" promises twilight and added "you're happy?"

Pinkie calmed down and said grateful sigh "thank you twi, you're a real friend, then what are you doing nice or funny?"

Twilight opened his wings as said "well, me and Starlight, we found an old spell of Starswirl that allows you to open portals to other dimensions, and we're going to try it" after a proud pose closed them "if you want you can come to watch the experiment ? ",

Pinkie's eyes widened "it sounds very funny," she said euphoric,

"Just, be careful we do not know what could happen," warned twilight,

"Okei dokei lokei twi" answer pinkie and said that the two mares walked towards the castle.

Arriving at the castle, they began to walk the long corridor that led to the library, Pinkie bounced behind Twilight until they arrived at the library door,waiting for her there twilight student, Starlight Glimmer, a purple unicorn with the crinira and the darker purple tail with a stripe on the sea green, her cutemark was a star with a trail under it "you came Twilight"said starlight happily before noticing pinkie, then added "and ... Pinkie ... what are you doing? here"

"Pinkie came to watch the experiment, today we will do the story and it will take someone as a witness, I also think she was bored" answered Twilight then remembering what had happened shortly before added, "ah ..... if you ever do a Starlight picnic and you will invite Pinkie make sure there are cupcakes, believe me it would be better for everypony ",

Starlight raised an eyebrow and then asked curiously "why, what would happen if not?"

"Trust Starlight, it's better if you do not know," Twilight answered.

Starlight swallowed and said "ooooook ...... let's start the experiment then ... what do you say?"

"It's a good idea, Pinkie, get away from the circle on the ground," warned twilight,

Pinkie did as Twilight had told him and after creating a buncher with books,hid behind her, all of a sudden, his whole body began to tremble and contract, Pinkie realized that what was about to happen would be unexpected, and that amused her, she thought "my pinkie sense warns me that something is going to happen that my pinkie sense can not understand what it is".

The two spellcasters approached the circle on the ground, keeping a distance, while Pinkie peered from a hole in one of the walls of the buncher of books, their horns lit up, creating two spheres of energy that began to rotate around the circle at high speed, always faster, faster, until they were so fast to create a ring of energy that was levitating above the circle on the ground, landed on the circle was generated a very intense light, blinding ....... when the light ended slowly they opened their eyes, then blinked at the sight of what was in front of them,

In the circle there was a creature, Twilight and Starlight knew that he was a human from their travels through the mirror, he had black and white hair, a fuchsia eye and a verdemare, white gloves, white trousers, a white jacket, a white cloak, a pendant with the symbol of infinity, and behind the back, supported by two golden arms, floated colored prisms.

He was sitting in the circle he got up and instantly began to levitate, looked straight ahead, then behind him again in front of him and then timidly raised his hand to move and said "..... hello ...".

Chapter 2 Presentations part 1

There was a very recognizable silence in the castle library, the same silence as when Twilight decided to cook for all her friends, expressed fear, astonishment, curiosity and disbelief.

Twilight and starlight, at the sight of what had appeared, had remained with their mouths wide open that almost touched the ground, petrified with their eyes fixed, pinkie had jumped and had dropped all the bunker of books on herself.

The human looked around again curiously, ".... speak my ....." he was about to ask if they speak his tongue, when suddenly, a little cloud like spun sugar sketched out of the pile of books on the floor, to materialize before his feet, assuming the clear features of a pink pony.

"Hi, are you a human ?, twilight told me about humans, are you from the canterlot high school ?, have you already met twilight ?,My name is pinkie pie ?, do you like parties ?, in your world there are parties? ..... "

Pinkie relentlessly began to talk, talk, talk, until twilight, which in the meantime had recovered from the shock, noticed that their guest seemed uncomfortable in the situation in which it was, so with his magic he gently stopped his pink friend.

"I apologize for pinkie" apologized twilight and then added "she is very nice, lively and is one of my best friends, and I love it sure ..... but .... when she start talking ... it's really the risk that she will not stop anymore, I hope she did not scare you "said twilight then refitting on it added" oh, and I hope I did not do it either, I do not know if in your world, ..... the pony ..... talks "said the last part with a little 'embarrassment,

"No, it's all right, in fact I hoped" said the human scratching his head then added "sorry, let's move on to the presentations?, so that the author should not continue to say the human every time he talks about me!?"

What?" asked twilight

"Right, it would not be nice to him, right?" Said pinkie happily,

"How, do you feel it too?" Asked their host

"Yes, break the fourth wall is my specialty," answered pinkie before adding "however seriously, let's move on to the presentations before the adjectives to describe you finish"

"Right, I forgot you can do it,anyway, my name is yunic," the human said naturally.

Twilight meanwhile tried to understand what was happening, she felt confused, and she did not like it, but certainly could not show it, so assumed his regal pose said "I'm twilight sparkle, princess of friendship of equestria, this to my right. ...... still under schok is starlight glimmer my student, "after presenting both her and her student, twilight turned to starlight" say hello starlight "she said softly to the unicorn

".he ... llo .." tried to say starlight as she slowly recovered from his schok state.

They had already seen certain humans, but never as yunic,

Yunic was calm "to be honest, even if I would like to be able to tell you the opposite, I already knew your names ... eh eh" said Yunic with an embarrassed air,

This was followed by another schok by twilight, who opened his mouth wide again, a fall backward from starlight that had not yet recovered altogether, and a giggle from pinkie, who came up to twilight and closed the mouth with the hoof.

Twilight recovered again, while pinkie took a pillow out of nothing and placed it gently under the starlight head that had lost consciousness,

"HOW DO YOU WANT TO KNOW OUR NAMES?"asked twilght shouting at Yunic, then he calmed down and added "there is only one explanation, in your world there is a human as me, right? ...... RIGHT? "

yunic scratched his head again and said "not exactly, but if I told you the whole story, you would end your starlight friend" he pointed to starlight who was still fainted and added "maybe, since I'll stay for a while here I should change shape, to avoid, other similar scenes "

"Whaaaaat?, Can you change shape ?, it sounds like fun, you're like changeling ?, do you know torax ?, are you a friend ?, or wait, in your world you're a torax friend?am I in your world?we are friends? "said and said and said and again said pinkie

"To answer your questions,yes,i can change my shape, no, not like changelingh, yes, i know torax, no, not a friend of mine, no, it's not in my world,yes,you are there pinkie, you're there and we're friends both you and pinkam .... you are my friend "replied Yunic

"WAIT !!" shouted twilight and then added in a normal tone "I have questions for you, number one, how do you transform ?, number two how do you know pinkie and even be his friend? And number three as you did to follow pinkie's speech? "

"Ok I'll answer you, too, number one, I transform thanks to my powers, I can assume every aspect I want," answered Yunic, then said that a white magic circle passed on his body and he slowly transformed from a human to a white unicorn with the black and white mane and the black and white tail, and that had a cute mark as an eight positioned laterally, then added "two, I can not tell you for now nothing the place where I come from, I'm sorry,but is for your sanity, you understand me is not it? "twilight nodded slowly, yunic continued," and third, I can follow and understand pinkie, but the reason is linked to question two, to which I have already answered ".

Twilight was not very happy with some answers but thinking about it, for now it was fine,

"Ooooo, yunic, I want to introduce you to the others, it will be fun" said euphoric pinkie

"Okay, I'd better be a unicorn for now, at least until we get introduced," said Yunic

Pinkie nodded, and twilight, although with some confusion, she nodded too, so they all headed toward the castle doors, starlight no, she was still fainted.

Author's Note

ok, I know I said there would not be pinkamena, but maybe there will be and to answer the possible question, it is pinkamena cupcake but no, it's not bad, and no there will be no Horror, nor those cupcakes, if I added other would be spoilers so I do not say anything anymore.

chapter 2 Presentations part 2

While trotting all three, Pinkie began to jump euphorically, from right to left and left to right, had her usual dazzling smile, turned to Twilight and asked "then Twilight, who we start ?, we could start from Dashe, always if she has finished his training as wonderbolt "

"I do not know Pinkie, Rainbow could be busy now, maybe we should wait" said twilight and then added "also it would be better for our guest to settle better, maybe it's better to start from fluttershy"

"Twi, I think we should ask yunic what he thinks, do not you agree?" Pinkie said

"Good idea," Twilight replied, then she turned behind her where a few steps away was yunic and she asked"what do you think?"

Yunic looked thoughtfully at Twilight for a moment then said "well, as you may have already understood, I already know you all, so the real question is, who among your friends would react better by meeting me?" Asked for this he turned to pinkie,

"Well, so Rarity is very open to new friends, like me, but she is also very attentive to details and a unicorn that comes out of nowhere, it would be suspicious, Applejack is very nice, we're almost cousins, it's a family gift, I think , that is, my family is bound to traditions like the apple family, so applejack would immediately get along with yunic, my family ....... not so much, for them there are only rocks, I mean, they went freaked out with the family of applejack, which are earth ponies like us, how they would react to a unicorn, however today had to do with applebloom, with the count of pigs on the farm, she can never count them all falling asleep, and fluttershy, be more shy than you, yunic, just seeing you would hide, and I think today is tea day with discord, so ... hahaha .. better not interrupt them, I would focus on dashie"said pinkie ending her long speech , so long that in the meantime a seed in the vicinity had become to an oak.

"HEY !!, my speech was not so long author you do not think to exaggerate," said pinkie in an angry tone

"Pinkie is right to get angry, she just answered my question, do not be rude, apologize," ordered yunic while talking to .... no one "I'm not talking to anyone, I'm talking with you author and you know do not pretend not to hear and apologize, "said yunic screaming and then added"look at her, she's crying"

"No, I do not" snif " crying" cried pinkie "I said" snif "I'm not crying" she added as a tear ran down his face.

Twilight who was witnessing the scene, stood still while trying to make sense of all this,

"do not change the topic,author, now if you do not apologize to pinkie, the story stops here, get it!" said yunic and added "then, do you understand?"

Ok, ok ...... I apologize for the oak joke, even if it was fun, I apologize,

"Excuses accepted," said pinkie and immediately began to smile while the tears faded, then added euphoric "now, let's get dashe !!!"

twilight and yunic nodded, even if twilight did not understand why pinkie was crying, she was happy to see her smile again, and that was the important thing.

The three ponies came under the cloud on which there was the wonderbolt academy, twilight stared at the cloud for a few seconds then turned to the other two "now I will do a spell to allow you to walk on the clouds"

Twilight was about to begin his spell, but Yunic interrupted her "wait, I can walk in the clouds, as long as I turn into a pegasus, right?"

"Yes, if you want to draw the attention of everypony here that will see a unicorn that turns into a pegasus, in front of their eyes" twilight shoot and struck with the yunic clog on the head

"Ouch, it was necessary", yunic complained, then he started to think about a solution, after a while he said "I could teleport directly above, in this way I should not change shape"

"WAIT !, I got a super duper funny idea," said pinkie chuckling and added "yunic you want to make a joke to dashe?"

"Sure, what kind of a joke?" Asked yunic curiously,

"Oh, I can not tell you that, we can not tell the readers, right?" She laughed and then added"Come closer, I'll tell you in the ear"

Yunic approached and pinkie whispered "pissi pissi, pissi, pissi pissi pissi" then aloud said in a tone a bit 'angry "and you dear author, do not reveal anypony, pinkie promises"

Ooo, what patience, cross my heart, I hope to fly, put a cupcake in my eyes I promise not to reveal your joke you have pinkie readers,

Pinkie pie smiled, and in the meantime the twilight brain had stopped trying to understand.

***

Rainbow dash had just finished her workouts with wonderbolt and she was relaxing she was a heavenly pegasus with a rainbow mane and tail and a cloud-shaped cute mark with three colored flashes, rainbow dash was lying on a cloud nearby, when suddenly he heard a voice saying "I heard you would be the pegasus faster than ponyville" rainbow looked up and saw a white pegasus staring at her,

"You felt bad, I'm the fastest pegasus of all equestria," rainbow dash proudly said

"I do not think so, since that's me" the pegasus scoffed

Rainbow I look at him defiantly "yes, and who would you be?"

"I am light arc, the only pegasus able to perform a sonic rainboom" said the pegasus with an arrogant smile

Rainbow dash, hearing this, became angry "not only do you say you are the fastest pegasus, but you even say you can do a sonic rainboom"

"I'm not lying," retorted light arc

"A try it, beat me in a race and win the pegasus title faster than equestria always if you're able to obvious" challenged him rainbow

"Of course I can, and I accept your challenge," said light arc

Meanwhile from the cloud emerged twilight flying and pinkie making the helicopter with the tail that landed before the two pegasus

"Girls, what are you doing here?" Asked rainbow dash

We had come to see you and introduce you to a new friend of ours, but he said he would later join us in a balloon," replied pinkie

"Yes, you rather than doing?" He asked twilight

"I'm about to give this arrogant a lesson, you arrived just in time to witness my victory," answered rainbow

Light arc was annoyed by the interruption "Hey beauty, I saw you're a alicorn, do not help your friend with your magic?"

"How did you call me?"asked in shock twilight

"HEY !!, one do not talk to my friend that way and two I do not need the magic to beat an arrogant conceited like you" rainbow had lost patience

"Well, how do you want, then we start?" He asked arrogantly light arc

"Let's start!" Answered determined rainbow dash.

The two pegasus were on the starting line, twilight held a checkered flag with his magic "ready, three, two, one ... go" twilight started the race, rainbow immediately as it was predictable was in the lead, his opponent was far behind, the goal of the race was the highest cloud that was in the sky, rainbow accelerated more and more turned to look back and saw his opponent far behind, but ....... something was wrong, his opponent was smiling, rainbow in a second he turned back to the finish line, in a moment, a beam of white light from behind him splashed at an impossible speed to the finish line coming before rainbow, rainbow was left open-mouthed , his opponent started to laugh,

"Now I'll show you why they call me light arc" his opponent burst into a manic laugh by jumping down from the cloud swooping towards the ground, while descending an arc of light spread circularly followed by a roar echoing like the maniac laugh of light arc, a white shock wave expanded along the arc of light itself creating a spiral.

When the blinding light was over, his opponent had disappeared leaving petrified rainbow that stuttered nonsense, slowly descended to the cloud where her friends were waiting for her

"Rainbow are you okay?" She asked twilight

"Yes ... at least I think, have you seen it too?"

"Yes, a huge white light burst, followed by a deaffening noise, that was undoubtedly a sonic raiboom" euphoric pinkie answered

Rainbow stammered "no, it can not be ..... I'm the o...o..only one who ca..n do a so..so..sonic r..r..rain..b..boom, there's ano...ther real explan..ation, true !! ... twilight of som..m..mething !!"

"I'm sorry, but that was in effect some sort of sonic rainboom, even if it was not a rainboom with the colors of the rainbow, it means maybe that there is not only one type, I ...... I do not know what to say rainbow, "he said twilight

Rainbow recovered "ah, I'm the only one who can make a real sonic raincboom, right?"

"Welllll ....... in a sense," answered Twilight

"Ah, I knew it was fantastic and inimitable, it could have also beaten me in a race, but its rainboom is just an imitation of mine and nothing more" said rainbow dash with determination.

At that moment a hot-air balloon emerged from the cloud with a white-coated unicorn on board, the unicorn jumped down from the balloon and reached the other "sorry for the delay, I spent more time than expected"

Yunic you came, come I want to introduce you dashe" said euphoric pinkie then added "dashe, this is yunic a very talented unicorn and our new friend, yunic this here is rainbow dash, one of my best friends"

Yunic thought about it for a while, then said, "I have heard so much about you, it is said that you are the fastest pegasus of equestria"

"What ?, yes, of course I'm ....." rainbow dash said, not sure for the first time in his life that it was true

Yunic stretched a clog and rainbow dash squeezed him, then yunic moved away and approached pinkie "I know we have exaggerated a bit '" said yunic and added "I hope it will recover"

"Do not fear yunic, you know dashe is strong will recover soon" laughed pinkie

"We will not do such things with all true pinkie?"Yunic churches

"No quiet with fluttershy no, but with the others ..... I do not know" said pinkie laughing on the last part.

Author's Note

if you hated light arc do not fear it will appear more Xb