Discord's Roadtrip

Celestia and Luna were both sitting together in Celestia’s bedroom going over some vacation portfolios. The two princesses were exhausted and were trying to decide on what to do for a short vacation with Twilight. But Celestia shook her head at every single portfolio, “We can’t swim so beach is out, were terrible at camping, I have no desire to go to an amusement park, it sucks that we can't really doing anything else without having to endure crowds of ponies bowing at us.”

Luna looked through the prolfios with the same disdain as her sister and nodded in agreement. “Yes the best we can do is have a stay vacation, but I really want to do something with Twilight she should be coming to visit soon.”

Celestia let out a sigh before nodding and laying down. “We need to really think this through. I mean we have a whole week to do whatever we want? I’m sure we can find something.”

Before the two could do much else, Discord appeared in a flash. “Well you two are in luck I just booked a tour through the chaos dimension!” Both princesses blinked with surprise and Discord waved a claw. “Sorry I didn't mean to burst into your conversation.”

Celestia blushed and asked. “So what is this tour you’re talking about? It sounds interesting.”

Discord smirked,”Well it’s a road trip going through some of the greatest national monuments in my dimension. I think you’ll enjoy it.”

Celestia laughed “Oh well what do you have plan? I mean, I don’t know anything about the chaos dimension.”

Discord shrugged “well it’s hard to explain as things in my dimension are a lot different from yours. But you’ll be safe, you’re just going to have to trust me on this one.”

Luna eyed Discord not trusting him. “This better not be a trick of some kind. I smell a prank.”

Discord scoffed, “Prank!? Please! This is going to cost me alot of my magic if we do this. Trust me, I wouldn't be doing this for my benefit.”

Celestia got up. “You need to promise that you won’t do anything to us while were in your dimension and you need to keep us safe.”

Discord smirked,”you’re gonna be perfectly safe It really is straightforward. Were going to drive in this thing called a “car” and see the strange chocolate milk lake, marshmallow swamp, the monuments of the Ancient Ones, we’ll see the forests of obscurity where things shift and change.” He blushed, “you two will get to see my hometown...but fair warning there will be some accommodations you’ll need to get used to it.”

Luna got up and growled, “what accommodations?”

Discord blushed “well you might no agree to go if I tell you now. But I assure you that a little embarrassment will be worth the trip.”

Both Celestia and Luna were still unsure about the road trip they huddled together and whispered to each other. The princess of the sun whispered, “I think we should do this trip.”

Luna shrugged, “I’m not to sure, I mean we don't know anything about the chaos dimension, besides I don't even know what a car is?”

Celestia shrugged, “I don’t know what he’s talking about either. But what else are we going to do? It’s not like we have anything else planned?”

Luna sighed rubbing her head. “I’ll agree to go only if he tells us about those “accommodations” first. This sounds like a trick to me.”

Celestia smirked, “alright sister.” They both turned back to Discord tapping a hoof on the ground waiting for their reply. Celestia sighed and replied, “ok, we agree to go with you on this road trip but you need to explain the accommodations first.”

Discord sighed as he shook his head. “Alright but don’t say I didn’t warn you two.” He looked up with a smile, “well it’s a long trip to my dimension and there no restrooms for awhile...so to keep you two from ruining my car i’m going to have to put you two in diapers.”

Celestia’s face turned a deep shade of red while Luna scoffed, “My sister and I are not foals we can hold our bladders quite well.”

“Oh for several hours?” Discord asked, "I'm not even sure Celestia ever had to wait all the way through court. I do remember that one article about a puddle on the thorne once”

Celestia face was now a bright pink remembering the embarrassing memory. “uh Luna as much as I hate to say this he has a point. We both know you have...bed wetting issues.”

Discord burst into laughter as Luna whined. “Celestia! You promised to never tell anypony!”

Discord wipes the tear off his eye and clapped. ‘Oh well how about a sample,” he said, snapping his claw as fluffy white masses appear around them emblazoned with their respective cutie marks on the backs. Luna whined and tugged at the seams of her diaper to no avail. Discord scoffed, “please, these diapers are enchanted only I will be able to take them off.”

Celestia gently poked her crinkling padding smiling as she actually felt quite comfortable. “It’s actually quite comfy I wouldn't mind wearing one while sitting on that throne all day.”

Discord snickered, “I could turn it invisible if you want?”

“Oh well i’ll think about that. When is Twilight going to be here?” she asked.

As she spoke those words Twilight slammed through the open balcony landing with a thump . She gasped with saddlebags bursting full of stuff. “I’m ready for our vacation! I didn't know what we were doing so I got everything just in case.”

It only took a moment for her to notice the diapers around the princesses rumps and asked, “uh why are you two wearing diapers?”

The two alicorns blushed unable to answer as Discord came over and put a arm around her. “Oh it’s my plan for your vacation. A trip to Chaos land.”

“And what’s that got do with foal garments.” She asked, before feeling the same magic tingle as one appeared on her rump as well. It even had purple elastic and purple leak guards to match her coat. “Discord!” Her cheeks burn with the same embarrassment as did Luna.

“Oh where your sense of humour? For once, i’m serious.” Discord picked up the saddlebags that fell and sighed,”Twilight you packed all wrong.” He snapped a claw as it turned into a diaper bag filled with all kinds of adult sized foal supplies and strapped it around his shoulder. “There now were all ready to go, now I need to get my car.”

Twilight whined trying to hide her diaper with her wings and failing horribly. “Discord! I never agreed to this!”

“Oh Twilight, you are such a stick in the mud. You’d have arguete hoof to tail before we go anywhere. Besides, you’ll need them. It’s a long trip.” He then snapped a claw as big blue mini van flew down from the sky and parked outside the balcony. Discord opened the sliding door showing off the interior. There were two seat in the middle of the car and upon them sat big oversized car seats for toddlers. One was dark blue and had smiling crescent moons printed all over it, the other was pink with little smiling suns printed on it. Both Celestia and Luna were confused not really knowing what this was. Discord cooed,”oh don't be shy come on i’ll buckle you two in.” He smiled taking Celestia first in his claws and planting her in the soft cushion, the straps going over her chest and between her legs as they buckle in snug holding her to the frame. It was comfy despite the odd sitting pose.

Luna squeaked as she was taken next and planting int her chair as well. “Wait a second, what are these things?” She tugged on the straps but neither her magic nor hooves would undo the buckles which jiggled somewhat mixed in with the sound of crinkling padding.

Discord rolled his eyes. They are car seats, they keep you safe just like you asked.” he snickered and turn to the last princess.

Twilight looked to the back of the car and saw a strange purple looking seat but unlike Celestia’s and Luna’s it was facing backwards and had a handle over head. “What is that? I've seen carseats before but I never saw a seat like this.”

Discord cooed,”well little Twilight that’s for the youngest of foals.” He scooped her up and settled her inside buckled the straps around her shoulders and diaper. Twilight was now in a awkward cradling position as she gazed at the ceiling of the car seeing a little T.V. “Uh this is weird. Can I have a car seat like Celestia and Luna? I can’t even see much like this.”

Discord popped a blue pacifier into her mouth wagging his finger. “Hush now, no more talking, you just enjoy the ride i’ll take you out as needed.”

“Mmmph” Twlight groaned around the guard as Discord slipped into the front seat. He stepped on the gas and like a dart they were off zipping through a portal of multi-colour light.