That one chapter where the things that are supposed to happen don't happen but you realize they actually did because Pinkie says so.
It was a bright sunny day as Pinkie Pie hopped down the street from sugar cube corner. She waved to the ponies that passed her by as she continued on her way. It was a nice day and she was on her way to her friend Twilight Sparkle’s house for a visit hopping as she went. There were a lot of ponies out and Pinkie had to do a lot of hopping on 3 hooves and sometimes even 2 to be able too wave at all the ponies that she passed on her way to her friends house. She remembered all of them too. When she left sugar cube corner she waved goodbye to Mr. and Mrs. Cake, Pound Cake, Pumpkin Cake, and Derpy, and Dinky, who came to get muffins for lunch.
After leaving sugar cube corner she waved hello to Berry Punch, Bon-bon, Caramel, Lyra, Colgate, the Doctor, Sea Swirl, Noteworthy, Cheerilee, Twist, Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Featherwieght, Pipsqueak, Rumble, Snips, Snails, Sunny Daze, Peachypie, Mayor Mare, Filthy Rich, Ace, Aloe, Lotus, Carrot Top, Rarity, Mr. Breezy, Mr. Waddle, Cherry Berry, Daisy, Rose, Lily, Mr. Greenhooves, Junebug, Nurse Redheart, Shortround, Spring Water, Strawberry Cream, Sunset Bliss, Time Turner, April Showers, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloudchaser, Flitter, Cinnamon Swirl, Honeysuckle, Merry May, Pokey Pierce, Chancellor Puddinghead, Peppermint Crunch, Rainbowshine, Riverdance, Silverspeed, Snowflake, Pinkie Pie, Amethyst Star, Diamond Mint, Holly Dash, Lemon Hearts, Rainbowdash, Lemony Gem, Sea Swirl, Fluttershy, Sugarberry, Twinkleshine, Archer, Cherry, Half Note, Lickety Split, Meadow Song, Apple Fritter, Applejack, Apple Bumpkin, Red Gala, Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Baked Apples, Apple Brioche, Apple Cinnamon Crisp, Granny Smith, Big Macintosh, and finally Twilight who was standing outside of Twilight’s house waiting for her friend, who was Pinkie Pie to show up.
Pinkie remembered all the ponies she waved to. She waved goodbye to six ponies and waved hello to Ninety-one ponies on her way to the Twilight’s library house.
Once at her destination she asked her friend whose name was Twilight if why she was here. Twilight said that it was because she wanted to know what went on inside of Pinkie’s mind. Pinkie’s friend said that she had learned a new spell that would allow her to go into the minds of other ponies to see what was going on inside their minds.
Pinkie said “okey doky loki” said twilight could do it.
Now inside the tree library Twilight began to cast her spell. Her horn glowed and then she disappeared.
Pinkie being Pinkie, immediately forgot what was going on and decided that she had wandered into the library on accident and hopped out through the wall and made her way through town.
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*Meanwhile inside Pinkie’s Mind*
Twilight opened her eyes to see nothing but complete white all around her. Then all of a sudden Ponyville came of nowhere. All the ponies of the town were there walking around doing their pony things. A sign popped up in front of Twilight that read “¡ǝıd ǝıʞuıd ɟo puıɯ ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝɯoɔlǝʍ” and no matter how she turned her head it wouldn’t change.
Twilight walked on and noticed that everything looked pretty normal, which surprised her and the moment that thought went through her brain that was inside of her skull inside of her body inside of Pinkie’s mind inside of Pinkie’s skull inside of Pinkie’s body inside of Ponyville, inside of Equestria, inside of Earth, inside of some galaxy, all sense went out of the fucking window.
All of a sudden Pip came out of nowhere in his Pirate costume from nightmare night holding a sword in his mouth screaming “HAVE AT YOU!” Mulia mule came out of the ground from below Twilight in a ninja costume and threw her at Pip. Pip charged forward and his sword turned into a snake. Twilight was afraid of snakes and screamed. She screamed so loud that she broke open a hole in the space-time continuum and was about to travel through time in the spot that she made before the doctor came and bitch-slapped the spaghetti out of her horn. The spaghetti flew through the air and covered the market where ponies sold their pieces. Rose and her friends began screaming like they always do when the doors beneath their feet went up in flames revealing the universe. The spaghetti and Rose went throght the water and fell down into the monsters from dimension 15 above them. The monsters began to eat the delicious combination before they spat it all out in a rage of sneezing for they were allergic to soda. The words “Art thou Jimmies Rustled?” boomed through the sky at the volume of a thousand Fluttershy’s but it wasn’t Fluttershy, it was in fact a giant squid who had come to fight Celestia .
The squid lauched it’s corrosive spit-acid- foam stuff at Luna as Celestia butt-scooted out of the mountains of Gilda’s tail leaving a trail of rainbows as skidmarks on the pavement. The tentacles destroyed the rainbow and this pissed her off. Celestia flew up and went all sun goddess on the bitch. It was a battle of epic epicness. Celestia was flying all over the place throwing ponies at the car left and green. It was insane the squid bellowed out and tried to catch Celestia but Celestia knew what it really was.
“STOP!” Celestia yelled. The thing now knew that Celestia knew that it knew what celestia could not know what the truth was because the truth could only be handled by those who knew the secrets of the knowing of all things secretly.
The thing knew that it was caught and transformed into its true form.
The doors of 42 opened revelaing a human. Then in a flash of teal it was gone.
“HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!” a voice screeched out from the moon. Then the human reappeared but it had tv’s hands and monkeys for feet. Luna blew up the moon causing everthing to go out of whack on the solar space system place. I mean it was chaos man. Like so much chaos that Discord came back again just to turn himself into stone again because he was afraid of what was happening. The elements of harmony came to life and began running around in Canterlot sending everypony to the moon. But there was no moon and they were falling out of the sky so fast that everyone was making sonic rainbooms on re-entry to the atmosphere. Everyone in equestria was put into the wonderbolts except for Rainbowdash and then shit really went down.
How you ask? Because you see at this point Pinkie shows up with Pinkemina in tow and the two go insane. Apples begin turning into apples and then all of a sudden as if that wasn’t bad enough the G3 ponies came out of nowhere and started beating the shit out of everyone. They all gang up on the camera’s that are filming and knock them back to 2005 where they are so high tech that they allow civilizations the ability to unlock interdimensional travel and then the armies of the universe show up and start a giant war. It was just a massive shit storm incoming, literally. It was the Griffon’s potty time a and they began to drop their loads everywhere. There was no point to anything anymore and celestia decided that it was time for everything to start over. She blew up the planet int a bajillion pieces sending ponies into the deepest reaches of space, and she didn’t give a buck.
The planet rebuilt itself and its only inhabitants were Pinkie pie who somehow turned the entire planet into cake which she ate in one bite and somehow didn’t get any fatter. In fact she got so skinny from eating the moon cake that she was blown away into a school bus that was headed to a fat camp and since she smelled like cake the kids on the bus ate her. Making the cake explode into giant gorilla that smiled down upon itself.
Its was crazy it was madness. NO THIS IS PINKIE’S MIND! All those who just read that were kicked into the pit of no return where you must dance. Can’t dance or don’t want to dance then you don’t belong in the pit.
GTFO.
Somewhere, somehow, for some reason, someone burped.
“I can’t believe this! You people are disgusting!” Twilight screamed. She teleported out of there and next thing she was standing in front of Pinkie in the real Ponyville.
“So how was it?” Pinkie asked.
“Ponies are rude.” Twilight said walked away never speaking of it again.
