The Wrong End of the Baton

“Unh” I awoke to a face full of horse hair, after a thankfully dreamless sleep. Some of it though had worked its way up my nose and in to my mouth. “fuh fucks sake skittles” I spluttered out due to my early morning drowsiness. “Oi!” I poked the crazy horse in the arse cheek, “are you listening to me?” I prodded twice more as I grumbled out at her.

“Sssh, its my late morning nap time Brian” she mumbled in response. "I've been working hard this morning"

“Fuckin' horse” I muttered under my breath as I set my head back down on the pillow.

Speedy horse had, par for the course, let herself in to my bedroom and slipped under the covers whilst I was still asleep. Thankfully it was a little less intrusive than her usual morning escapades. She lay down right in front of me with her arse pressed firmly in to my crotch, claiming the little spoon position. Somehow she had snagged one of my arms without me waking, brought it around her like a blanket and had it pressed firmly to her chest between her breasts.

It was, truth be told, a rather nice way to wake up.

“Do you not have laws of physics to violate or something?” I mumbled out at her.

“Yeah yeah, I told you how we control the weather, it all makes perfect sense. If you would fly I could show you.” she huffed out “anyway, I'm done for a few hours, just need to do a quick patrol this afternoon to catch the stragglers”

“Makes perfect sense, to horses” I said as I snuggled in to her further and tightening my grip on her torso.

We both lay silent for several minutes before the Race Horse rolled her hips a little, feeling my dick with her spectacular arse cheeks. “Seems you woke up just fine anyway, didn't need my help at all”

“Look, its morning, what do you expect?”

“It's still early, its only just gone nine Brian, that's practically the early hours for you”

“Yeah, morning for horses though” I punctuated my words with a firm grab on her arse with the arm that was uncomfortably pressed underneath me.

“Hey!”

“Look, if you are going to come in to my bed, first thing in the morning, you are going to have to pay the toll. Your arse is the price, pet” I giggled out at her with another couple of firm gropes.

“Fine” she giggled back.

Silence reigned again for another few minutes before I moved my hand from between her breasts and stroked her silky soft tummy gently.

“This makes a change,” I said “a good change” I continued, “how come there isn't a knob buried in my flap crack this morning you horny deviant?”

“Hmph," she huffed "'coz', that's why”

“Well, if you can get some 'coz' more often I could get used to this”

She brought her hand to mine circling gently on her abs and pressed it in to her stomach. “Yeah, sure Brian” she said with another roll of the hips and a cushy clench of her arse cheeks. “you going to get up soon?”

“Not a chance, pet”

“Good” she teased my hand up to her hip and then along to her ass tattoo, inviting me to have a grope, “I was worried that you were going to leave me hanging” her hand left mine on the side of her athletic arse and snaked over her side to stroke my stomach which still pressed in to her back, trailing slowly towards my stiffy.

I brought my uncomfortably placed other arm up and then under her head to rest my girly horse bicep under her neck so I could snake it down her front and keep her back pressed tightly to me. I took a moment so grasp a tit and give it a gentle squeeze.

“Well, Dash. I may be many things, but I'm not a flap-tease”

“Hah,” she giggled out “says who?”

“Says your dripping, nasty horse vag Rainbow” I said as I gave a nipple a firm pinch and grabbed her fleshy arse tattoo. “I thought that was already established? that's what started this whole fiasco with you waking me up at all hours, ya' crazy bint”

“Hey, you can't have too much of a good thing” her hand pressed onwards down to my prolific morning wood “its impossible” she said and arched her back to press her furry arse firmly in to my crotch before straightening again and grasping my rod gently in her hand “I've tried” she gave me two soft strokes “often” then released me and brought her arm right around to give my arse a soft stroke then run her fingers through my tail “you don't seem to complain, too much”.

“Yeah, real fun having my sleep disturbed by a disturbed horse” I breathed out in to her ear “a man just cant get any sleep around here can he?”

“You can sleep when you're flaccid Brian, I think we already worked that out” She rolled her arse against my dick and gave my own cheeks firm squeeze “plus, you don't have to work, you can sleep whenever you want! We're a perfect match!”

I giggled at her proclamation and ground myself in to her cushy arse crack, trailing a hand from her horsie tattoo up to her tummy and pressing her back in to my chest firmer. Her dick throbbed and the flat tip batted softly in to the back of my hand, but I ignored it.

“Yeah, says aforementioned crazy horse” as I pressed my crotch in to her plush cheeks a little harder still.

“Pony, Brian” her hand left my arse and trailed back around to my stomach then to my dick again “say it after me;” she grasped my rod then proceeded to pump it in time with her words. “pee, oh, en, eye, ee, es”

“Not sure I got that, crazy horse”

She giggled and spelled out the word in time with further pumps of my dick “pee, oh, en, eye, ee, es”

“Fuckin' aye” I said “yer fuckin' incorrigible, you silly horse”. I buried my face in her and had a good sniff of her mane. She smelled like a woman should.

“Say after me Brian” she continued, “Pee” a stroke “oh” again “en” another “eye” another “ee” and one more “es”.

“Hnng, fuckin'” I moaned “Ponies”

“That's right Brian, Ponies”

“Yeah Ponies”

She shuffled and made to move away, but before I could stop her she brought her hand between her own legs, bent over, grabbed my dick and positioned me at her slit.“Say it again Brian”

“Hnn, Ponies”

She pressed herself a little so my dick was barely touching her nethers. “Again, Brian”

“Fuckin' crazy ponies”

She pressed herself back, slowly spreading her sodden lips. “Again, Brian”

“Fuck... puh-ponies”

She brought herself back in to me a little more, a torturous inch of my dick was in her silky insides. “Once more for luck, Brian”

“P-ponies!”

I gasped as she brought herself back down on to me and nestled herself back in to her little spoon position with my dick buried in her snatch. “Yeah,” she gasped out, “and don't you forget it champ” she rolled her hips causing her tunnel to grip me firmly in a most delightful way.

I brought both my hands to her cute little titties and grabbed them greedily, hugged her in to myself and started grinding my hips in to her arse and feeling myself moving in her snatch. She rolled her lithe lower body in reply.

“Fuckin' horny ponies and their hungry twats” I mumbled out in to her ear then gave it a little nibble.

She gave a little giggle that traveled down her athletically muscled body and pulsed on to my dick. “who's hungry for what?”

“Crazy ponies are hungry for my dick” I blew out in to her ear then took another nibble “say it ain't so, Speedy”

She gasped as I ground my hips a little harder in to her arse then gave her tits a firm squeeze. I moved to teasing her nipples as we moved our bodies together in the most sensual of early morning spoonings.

She moved an arm back around me to stroke at my back as we ground together then moved it further down to have a feel of my hips and arse. I released one of her tits and trailed a slow stroke down her ribs, then tummy, then hips and finally thigh, before bringing it back up and stroking the front of her thigh in little circles. After a nice firm squeeze I moved my hand toward her crotch.

In response she moaned and lifted her top leg and curled it back over me to give me more room, we were grinding together the whole time and I knew she was about to explode. My hand moved up to her lips as my dick moved in to them then I pressed my index and middle finger either side of her opening forcing her lips against my rock hard rod.

She let out a sexy whine to my teasing, so in reward I released and moved straight to her clit and gave it one gentle pinch.

She shuddered against me, her channel and lower torso were vibrating echoing grasps on to my dick, so I stopped my circling hips and pressed back her tight to my front. Delighting in the sensations and noises she made.

After she had a moment or two to come down off her orgasm, we both started circling our hips in to each-other in a more hungry manner, pressing harder and grasping at each-other with more insistence. My left hand was still greedily drinking its fill of her tits and my other was grabbing firmly on to her hips to keep her on me.

“Say it again Brian” she gasped out.

“Fuckin' ponies” I whispered out in response as I took a nice firm bite at her ear, nowhere near hard enough to break skin but enough to draw a moan.

Our rolling was reaching a crescendo and I could feel myself steadily reaching my limit. Rainbow shuddered out again through another orgasm and keened out a dick hardening, erotic whine. I did not stop for a moment, moving in to her and pressing my length in to her silken depths.

I moved my hand from her hip to her tummy, then stroked softly back down past her belly button, pressing her in to my front and breasts.

I reached out and took a gentle grip of her rod, then pumped twice, then held it still. I knew she was close and I wanted us both to cum at the same time.

Her breathing escalated to steady panting. She reached to the hand groping at her tit then pulled it to her mouth and gave my fingers a luscious suck, rolling her tongue around them each in turn in a most vulgar manner.

It was too much for me, my grinding turned in to jerky thrusts, my hips pushed in to her curvy rear and my hand went to work, double-time, on her rock hard dick.

We both exploded in a panting sweating mess. Her spine arched and she pressed my pulsing dick as deep as she could in to her cleft while her own patterned my sheets with her muck. Her trembling insides milked me for all they could and her leg, still wrapped back around me, pulled me in to her hard.

We both rolled and curled in to each-other through or combined peak, her firing messy loads on to the bed-sheets, and me in to her deepest parts while our muscles stuttered and struggled to regain control. We finally, slowly, began coming down from our euphoria with languid stroking touches.

My hand rolled up her over sensitive rod, causing another gasp, before I brushed the back of my hand against the flat of its head.

I felt a small dampness that I brought up to my face.

Snaked out a tongue.

“Gah, fuck, that don't taste like no fuckin' banana” I bellowed out “that's fuckin' nasty, salty spunk”

“Haha!” Rainbow, fresh from her dual orgasm laughed right from her place still on my softening dick. “I could have told you that Brian!” she elbowed me softly in the tit “Bahaha!”

“Well it smelled like banana the other day!”

“Yeah Brian! and you smelled like the Fields of Elysium” she turned her head and looked over her shoulder, laughing right in my face. “but you aren't in heat now, I could have told you that!” she gave me a discerning look before bursting out in laughter again. “Your face is priceless!”

“Unf” I muttered, wishing my horse anatomy would allow me the ability to go and vomit to get rid of the taste, scrabbling my fingers at my tongue, wishing some sugar-lumps would magically appear for me to chew on.

In the back of my mind I realised that I had given Rainbow a good stiffing, then stroked her off, without the excuse of my heat.

It didn't hit as hard as I thought it would.

I pulled myself back from Speedy Horse allowing my cock to flop out of her and drool some glorp down her cushy tushy, and I gave her a gentle spank on the arse cheek.

“You got your filthy spaff all over my sheets” I hummed out, getting from the bed and making to go to the bathroom.

“Yeah, well, you only have yourself to blame there Bry”

“Nasty fuckin' spaffin' horse” I said as I darted from the room.

“PONY!”